02x03 - The Jittery Genie / The Lost Ball

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky". Aired: 1 August 2005 – 20 April 2009.*
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02x03 - The Jittery Genie / The Lost Ball

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(cheerful music)

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend Corky

♫ Up on a hill

♫ Let's watch them as they play

♫ Playing all day

♫ Hooray

- [Bill] The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill.

- [Corky] And His Best Friend Corky.

♫ Bottle top Bill.

- [Corky] Where are we going today, Bill?

- [Bill] We're off to Mrs. Whistlehead's farm, Corky.

- [Corky] Will we have an adventure there?

- [Bill] You bet!

It's called The Jittery Genie.

- Oh Bill, Corky.

- Hello Mrs. Whistlehead.

What's up?

- I hear that naughty Great Wild Wooly's here again.

I hope he's not about to steal my sheep.

- I don't think so, Mrs. Whistlehead.

Look, he's asleep.

(snoring loudly)

- [Bill] I don't think he'll be

any trouble today, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Excellent.

In that case, would you mind doing me a favor?

- Just name it, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Could you help clean out my shed?

- [Corky] Do you mean the old one out near the barn?

- [Mrs. Whistlehead] The very one.

It's such a mess inside and it needs a good tidy up.

- You don't have to say any more, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- We'll have it clean in no time at all.

- Wonderful.

Alright then, I'm off to do the shopping.

Come on Timmy, into town we go.

(dog barking)

- Bye Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Bye Timmy.

- Let's get stuck into this tidy up, Corky.

- Right behind you, Bill.

Bill, are you sure the Great Wild Wooly

won't do anything while we're not watching him?

(snoring loudly)

- He looks like he'll be asleep for hours yet.

Come on.

(cackling)

- [Corky] How messy do you think the old shed will be, Bill?

- [Bill] I don't know, Corky.

But I do know that lots of things have been stored in there.

- [Corky] That means it'll be very messy then.

- You're right, Corky.

It's extra, double, super, messy.

- And a little spooky too, Bill.

- No one's been in here for ages.

(cat meowing)

(gasping)

- There's someone in here right now, Bill.

- [Bill] And I see them, Corky.

- [Corky] They've got whiskers.

- [Bill] And pointy ears.

- [Corky] And a long tail.

- Wait a minute, it's Pickles the cat.

(cat meowing)

Hello Pickles.

- You gave me a scare, you did.

- [Gerald] She gave me a scare too.

- Whoa.

- Ba-Bill, someone else is here.

- [Gerald] Don't be frightened, it's only me.

- But, who are you?

- And where are you?

- [Gerald] Over here, in the corner.

- We need some light, Bill.

- Right Corky, I'll open a window.

That's better.

- I still don't see anyone in the corner, Bill.

There's just that dirty old bit of glass.

- [Bill] I think it's a bottle, Corky.

- [Gerald] That's where I am, I'm here in the bottle.

- In the bottle?

- But how can you fit in there?

- [Gerald] Open it up and you'll see.

Go on, there's nothing to be afraid of.

- What do you think, Corky?

- He sounds friendly enough, Bill.

- Right, let's do it.

Ready, Corky?

- Ready, Bill.

Who is it, Bill?

- [Bill] I don't know, Corky.

He looks like, I don't know what he looks like.

- Thank you.

It's so good to be out in the air again.

That bottle does get half cramped after awhile.

- You've been living in that bottle?

- Yes.

That's what genies do, you know?

- You're a genie?

- Indeed.

Gerald the genie at your service.

- I'm Corky.

- And I'm Bill.

- I'm so pleased to meet you.

- But what are you doing here, Gerald?

- Wishes.

- Wishes?

- You've released me from the bottle, so that means

you get three wishes and I will make them come true.

- Blow me down.

- Three wishes?

- Any three wishes at all.

- What will we wish for, Corky?

- Uh, we could wish for, I don't know, Bill.

- Come on now, you must be able to think of something.

- Gee, I don't know either.

Oh, look at that naughty Great Wild Wooly,

he's using the sheep to keep him cool.

(cackling)

- I knew he'd be up to his tricks again.

- Excuse me, can you please concentrate

on your wishes, I don't have forever.

- Corky, I know what to wish for,

it's something we both wish.

- I think I know what it is, Bill.

- Follow me, everybody.

(cat meowing)

- [Bill] Our wish is about the Great Wild Wooly.

- What about him?

- He's very naughty and he loves to play tricks on everyone.

- And we wish he would stop playing tricks and become nice.

- How nice?

- Nice like.

- Nice like.

(cat meowing)

- Nice like Pickles the p*ssy cat.

- Got it.

Nice like a p*ssy cat.

First wish coming up.

Great Wild Wooly, you won't be a bat or a rat or a hat,

you'll now become nice like a p*ssy cat.

Gazooma.

(dramatic music)

- What's happening to the Great Wild Wooly, Bill?

- I don't know, Corky.

I can't see anything.

(bleating meow)

- Oh no.

- The Great Wild Wooly is a cat.

- [Corky] What happened, Gerald?

- I did exactly as you asked.

You wanted him to be a p*ssy cat, and that's what he is.

(growling)

- He's very cranky about being a p*ssy cat.

(cat meowing)

- Pickles, where are you going?

Pickles?

- I don't think Pickles likes

the Great Wild Wooly as a p*ssy cat.

- I don't think I do either.

(growling)

- Please don't be cranky, Great Wild Wooly.

- I think we've made a mistake, Bill.

- So do I, Corky.

What can we do?

- Let's use our second wish, Bill, and turn him back.

- Gerald, we don't want the Great Wild Wooly to be

a big p*ssy cat, we wish him to be a big sheep.

- A big sheep?

- That's right.

- You're sure about this?

- Super sure.

- Very well.

Great Wild Wooly, you're a p*ssy cat no more.

Become a big sheep for sure.

Gazooma.

- [Corky] Is the wish working, Bill?

- [Bill] I don't know, Corky.

We'll have to wait for the magic cloud to disappear.

- [Corky] It has worked, he's a big sheep again.

- Well done, Gerald.

- I'm so glad.

I do like to get the wishes right.

- Um Bill, I'm not sure about this.

- Why Corky?

The Great Wild Wooly is a big sheep again.

- He's big alright, look.

(gasping)

(bleating loudly)

He's a giant.

- What should we do?

- Run!

Make room for us, Pickles!

- What did I do wrong?

- You turned the Great Wild Wooly from a big p*ssy cat

into a big sheep, a very big sheep.

(loud rumbling)

- [Bill] And now look what he's doing.

- [Corky] He's letting the sheep out so they'll follow him.

(bleating loudly)

- [Bill] But the sheep are

scared of him because he's so big.

- Oh no.

- They're coming this way.

(loud crashing)

- It's getting a little crowded in here.

- You can say that again, Gerald.

(sadly bleating)

- [Corky] Look at the Great Wild Wooly, Bill.

- [Bill] He's sad because all the sheep are scared of him.

Crikey, look at the size of those tears.

They're so big, they're making a river.

- A river that's heading for us, Bill.

(water splashing)

- Whoa!

- [Corky] We've got to get out of here.

- [Bill] Before we sink.

- You still have one more wish,

you can wish to get out of here.

- Good idea, Gerald.

- But Bill, what about the Great Wild Wooly?

We need our last wish to turn him back to normal.

- You're right Corky, what'll we do?

- Let's ask the Great Wild Wooly to help us.

- Yes, come on everyone, start yelling.

- Help, help, help, help!

- [Bill] Great Wild Wooly.

- [Corky] Please help us out of here.

(bleating loudly)

- Help, help!

Whoa!

- Thank you, Great Wild Wooly.

(bleating loudly)

- Now Gerald, we wish to turn

the Great Wild Wooly back to his normal size.

- Here goes.

Say goodbye giant bully, welcome back the Great Wild Wooly.

Gazooma.

- [Corky] Let's hope this works, Bill.

- It has to, Corky.

We have no more wishes after this.

- [Corky] I think it's worked.

- He's back to his proper size.

- You did it, Gerald!

- Congratulations.

- Thank you.

It was rather good, wasn't it?

- Now we just have to get the sheep

and Pickles back to the farm.

- What a pity you've used all your wishes.

- Not to worry, Gerald, we can handle it.

- [Corky] What's this, Bill?

- [Bill] See if you can guess, Corky.

- [Corky] It looks like.

I know, it's our helicopter.

- Exactly.

Now, let's get to work.

- We're sorry for the bumpy ride.

- It's not too far to go.

- I hope this bumpy ride isn't going

to make an even bigger mess in the shed.

- Which means an even bigger tidy up for us, Corky.

Home at last.

- Back into your pen, sheep.

(sheep bleating)

- Safe and sound.

That's that job done, Corky.

- Now to clean the messy shed

before Mrs. Whistlehead gets back.

- Paint me pink, will you look at this?

- The bumpy trip home didn't make a bigger mess.

- It tidied everything up.

- Amazing.

(cat meowing)

- Pickles will enjoy her naps in here even more.

- Bill, Corky, it's time for me to get going.

- Where, Gerald?

- Back to my bottle, so someone else can find me

and I can give them three wishes too.

- It was nice to meet you, Gerald.

- Good luck with your next three wishes.

- I'll do my best.

Bye.

- [Both] Goodbye Gerald.

- Whoa.

- It's Mrs. Whistlehead, Corky.

Hello Mrs. Whistlehead.

- Just look at this shed.

It's the tidiest it's ever been.

Thank you so much Bill and Corky.

- Our pleasure, Mrs. Whistlehead.

- I'm so pleased, I'm going to make

a nice jug of lemonade for you.

- Thanks Mrs. Whistlehead.

- I can hardly wait to have

a nice cool drink of lemonade, Corky.

- Me neither, Bill.

- What the?

- The Great Wild Wooly's tricked us again, Bill.

(bleating loudly)

Bill if we ever meet Gerald the genie again.

- Let's not wish for anything

to do with the Great Wild Wooly.

- Let's not wish for any wishes at all, Bill.

- When you're right, Corky, you're right.

- [Corky] Where are we going today, Bill?

- [Bill] To Junkasaur Island, Corky.

- [Corky] Great, it's the perfect place for an adventure.

- [Bill] And the name of today's adventure is,

The Lost Ball.

- Are we almost there, Bill?

- Any second now, Corky.

- Where's Jo Jo?

- I don't know.

He said he'd meet us on the beach.

- [Corky] I wonder where he could be.

- [Bill] I think I know.

- [Corky] Where, Bill?

- [Bill] Straight ahead Corky, look.

- You're right, Bill, it is Jo Jo.

- Bill, Corky, look what I've got.

- A new ball.

- It's a beauty.

- Get ready to catch, Bill.

- I've got it, I've got it.

I've got it.

- Good catch, Bill.

- Get ready for a really tricky catch, Corky.

- I got it too.

- Top catch, Corky.

- Get ready for a super tricky catch, Jo Jo.

- That's a super big kick.

- [Bill] Where's it going.

- Sorry.

- No worries, Corky, we'll get it.

- Follow me.

(bright music)

(heavy breathing)

- Where does this path lead, Jo Jo.

- To the middle of Junkasaur Island.

- Then let's get after it.

What's in the middle of Junkasaur Island, Jo Jo?

- [Jo Jo] I don't know, I've never been here.

- It looks a bit creepy, Jo Jo.

And spooky too.

(heavy breathing)

I don't think I like it here, Jo Jo.

- Me neither, but we have to find my ball.

- Jo Jo's right, Corky.

- Come on.

- [Corky] Bill, Jo Jo, what's that thing?

- [Bill] It's big and high.

- [Jo Jo] And thick and strong.

- [Corky] It's wall.

- [Jo Jo] And look, my ball's heading straight for it.

- That wall will stop it good and proper.

Paint me pink, it's bounced right over.

- What do we do now?

- We can't get through this wall,

so let's have a look over it.

- Stand up on me, Bill.

- Right, Corky.

- What do you see, Bill?

- Not much, Corky, I'm still not high enough.

- Jo Jo, you stand up on Bill.

- [Bill] Do you see anything, Jo Jo?

- I do.

It's amazing, it's fantastic, it's wonderful.

- [Bill] But what is it Jo Jo?

- [Jo Jo] It's a garden, a beautiful garden.

And I see something else.

Our ball!

- You beauty.

- And there's something else.

- [Bill] What?

- [Jo Jo] A very big cave.

- [Bill] Is it someone's home, Jo Jo?

- It's too dark to see.

(loud squawking)

- What was that?

- I think, I think it was a Whopperlick.

- A Whopperlick?

- I've never seen one,

but I've heard lots of stories about them.

Scary stories.

(loud squawking)

(screaming)

- That's a very scary sound.

- I think we should go home, now.

- But what about your ball?

- Corky's right Jo Jo, we can't leave your new ball here.

- But I don't wanna meet the Whopperlick.

- Then let's move quickly.

If I can just find the right tree.

- [Corky] What sort of tree, Bill?

- [Bill] A tall one with a big branch

that hands over the garden.

- Like this one here, Bill.

- This is the one, Corky.

I'll climb up then walk along the branch.

- And when we get the ball, we run home as fast as we can.

- Faster than we've ever run before.

- Go carefully, Bill.

- I will.

- [Jo Jo] Mind your balance.

- I am.

This is going to be a piece of cake.

Oh blow me down, I'm too high.

- I know what to do, Bill.

Grab hold of this vine.

- I'm with ya Corky, you and Jo Jo can lower me down.

- Ready, Bill?

- Ready, Corky.

Just a little more.

Got it.

(loud squawking)

(screaming)

- Whopperlick.

- [Bill] The ball.

(loud squawking)

(yelling)

- We're sorry for dropping you, Bill.

- And I'm sorry I lost the ball again.

- I think we should just leave it.

- That Whopperlick does sound mean and scary, Bill.

- Whopperlick or no Whopperlick,

that ball's yours Jo Jo and we're going to get it.

- But how?

We tried to go over the wall.

- And it didn't work.

- Exactly.

So this time we'll go under the wall.

- Under?

- We'll dig a tunnel and get that ball in no time.

Let's get digging.

- [Corky] How far do we have to dig, bill?

- Nearly there, Corky.

- I hope we find the ball.

- It'll be easy.

I should be able to reach it now.

- [Jo Jo] Do you feel it, Bill?

- [Bill] Not yet, Jo Jo.

Now I do.

- Quick then, bring it down and let's go.

- Right.

(grunting)

Huh?

- What's the matter, Bill?

- It's stuck.

It's like someone else is holding it.

- Oh no, that can only be one thing.

(loud squawking)

- The Whopperlick!

(screaming)

- The Whopperlick has our ball.

- We'll never get it back now.

- You know what I think we should do?

- Run home as fast as we can?

- Right, Jo Jo.

Let's go.

(loud squawking)

- There's a Whopperlick in front of us.

- This way.

(loud squawking)

- There's a Whopperlick here too.

(loud squawking)

- And a Whopperlick over there.

- They must've followed us out of the tunnel.

- Then we'll go back and hide in the tunnel.

We'll stay in here until they all go away.

(loud squawking)

I know, we'll go out the hole at the other end.

- Good idea, Bill.

- But Bill.

- Crikey, this is no good,

the Whopperlicks can see us out here.

- The cave, let's hide in the cave.

- Good idea, Jo Jo.

- But Jo Jo.

(loud squawking)

(screaming)

- [Bill] The cave is the perfect place to hide.

- [Jo Jo] The Whopperlicks won't find us in here.

- [Bill] Not in a million years.

- [Corky] But Bill.

But Jo Jo.

- Now we're safe.

- I don't think so, Bill.

- What's the problem, Corky?

- Don't you see, we've run right

into the Whopperlick's cave.

- We have?

- Paint me pink, we have.

- Wow.

- What is it, Jo Jo?

- Look.

- [Bill] It's a treasure.

- Of balls.

- It's true, it really is true.

- What's true, Jo Jo?

- The legend of the lost balls.

They say that all the lost balls of all the Junkasaurs

end up in the Whopperlick's place.

- This is it.

- Maybe my ball's in here.

- Don't touch them, Jo Jo.

- What's wrong?

- You might make that mountain of balls.

(loud thudding)

- Slide!

(yelling)

- Run, Corky!

- I am!

(yelling)

- [Corky] Where are we running, Bill?

- [Bill] Anywhere away from those

balls is good enough for me.

- Now what do we do?

- Here they come.

- Duck!

(loud thudding)

- Is it safe?

(loud squawking)

- It's not safe at all.

- Because a Whopperlick is coming.

- I can't look.

- I'm not looking either.

- Or me.

- [Bill] What sort of terrible monster will it be.

- [Corky] It might have eyes.

- [Jo Jo] Or three heads.

- [Corky] It sounds horrible.

- Hello.

- Huh?

Quick little fella hide, there's a monster coming.

- Where, what monster?

- A Whopperlick.

- A Whopperlick?

Whopperlicks aren't monsters.

- How do you know?

- Because I'm a Whopperlick.

- You can't be a Whopperlick.

- Whopperlicks are very scary.

- Why?

- Because they make this scary sound.

- Like this?

(loud squawking)

- Paint me pink, you are a Whopperlick.

- And I have a present for you.

Follow me.

I wanted to give it to you before,

but you kept running away all the time.

- My bouncy ball.

Thank you.

- Why did you keep running away?

- Because of the noise you make.

- It sounds very scary.

- I was just calling out to my friends to come and play.

(loud squawking)

We wanted to play a ball game, but now we can't

because all our balls went over the cliff.

- We're sorry.

- We'll help you get them back.

- And we still have one ball we can play with.

This one.

- Your turn, Bill.

- Thanks Ticka, over to you Zika.

- Here it comes again, Flicka.

- Isn't it funny, Corky, we thought the Whopperlicks

would be monsters, but they're really good fun.

- And very good at playing ball.

- When you're right, Corky, you're right.

(cheerful music)

♫ Bottle Top Bill

♫ And his best friend Corky

♫ See you again

♫ Good bye

♫ Bottle Top Bill
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