03x05 - Happy Birthday Toodles

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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03x05 - Happy Birthday Toodles

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Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you want to come inside my Clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go.

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the Clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, mooska, Mickey Mouse!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

NARRATOR:
Roll call!

NARRATOR: Donald?
-Present!

NARRATOR: Daisy?
-Here!

NARRATOR: Goofy?
-Here!

NARRATOR: Pluto?
-[BARKS]

NARRATOR: Minnie.
-[GIGGLES] Here.

NARRATOR: Mickey.
-Right here!

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E ♪

MICKEY:
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! [LAUGHS]

Happy Birthday, Toodles. [LAUGHS]

Hi, everybody!

Now that we're all together,
let the fun begin!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Look, it's Professor Von Drake.

Everybody say,
"Hello, Professor Von Drake!"

And hello there to you too, everybody!

Now Mickey, you do know
what today is, didn't you?

Hmm. Another fun day?

Oh, it's even more than that!

Today marks the day that many years ago,
I invented Toodles!

Oh, I remember when he was
just a little alarm clock!

Goochy-goochy!

[RINGS]

Well, excuse you!

Ah, such memories!
So you see, today is Toodles' birthday!

And you know, Mickey, I have given
Toodles a special upgrade

to mark the occasion.

Hot dog!

I was thinking.

We all should do something
extra special nice

for our little pal's birthday.

You're right, Professor!

Toodles does so many swell things for us.

We should give him
a surprise birthday party!

Oh, yes! Toodles would love that,
I gonna tell you!

Will you help us with Toodles'
birthday party?

You will? Then let's go get
today's Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer!

♪ Mouseker-hey, Mouseker-hi
Mouseker-ho ♪

♪ Mouseker-ready, Mouseker-set
Here we go ♪

♪ You're a thinking and a solving
Work it through-er ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseker-me, Mouseker-you
Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Oh, Toodles
It's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
To help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska, Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools
Mouseketools ♪

♪ Here are your Mouseketools ♪

MICKEY: Oh, boy! We have a broom.
Good for sweeping.

A trash can. Neat-o!

A kite with a long tail.

And the mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
The Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need them
Toodles will bring them ♪

♪ He's here for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles!" ♪

♪ All we have to say is
"Oh, Toodles!" ♪

Okay, Professor.
We've got our Mouseketools.

So get over here already, would you?

MINNIE:
Oh, yes. Bye!

I have just called everybody
and told them all about the party.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

And here they are now!

Wow. That was fast.

ALL:
Hello, Mickey. Hi, Professor.

[BARKS]

We couldn't wait to come over.

A surprise birthday party sounds like fun.

And I love surprises.

Surprise!

-Oh, my!
-[CHUCKLES]

Keep it down, please!

Remember, we have to make sure

Toodles doesn't find out
about the surprise party.

Hot diggity-doggity!

This is gonna be more fun

than a barrel full of baloney sandwiches!

♪ Oh, at Toodles' birthday party
The fun will never end ♪

♪ We're gonna have a party ♪

♪ To surprise our little friend ♪

Hmm, but what should we do first
to get ready for the party?

Good question, Goofy!

I know!

Balloons! Let's put up balloons!

MICKEY:
Great idea, Donald!

But don't you think if we put up party
balloons now, it'll ruin the surprise?

DONALD:
Oh, yeah.

I guess so.

Oh, don't worry, Donald.

We'll put up lots of balloons later.

[GIGGLES] I promise!

You know, we need a cake.

At every birthday party
I've ever been to, there's been one.

Co-inky-dink? I think not!

Well, if a cake is
what you're looking for,

you're in for a surprise.

I already made one.

Ta-da!

-Looks delicious.
-Yum, yum, yum.

MINNIE:
Oh, thank you boys!

But a birthday cake
should be more colorful!

If only I had something
to decorate it with.

How about a Mouseketool?

Good thinking there, Mickey.

But remember, don't tell Toodles
we're looking for something

for decorating the cake with.

That would spoil the big surprise.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

DAISY:
Oh, look!

We have a broom, a trash can, a kite

and the mystery Mouseketool.

MINNIE: A broom, a trash can
or a kite won't help us.

I think it's time for the
mystery Mouseketool.

MICKEY: Everybody say,
"Mystery Mouseketool!"

ALL:
Mystery Mouseketool!

MICKEY: What's today's
mystery Mouseketool?

MINNIE:
It's a bowl of strawberries!

MICKEY:
We got ears, say "Cheers!"

Uh, thank you, Toodles!

Um, these strawberries
are simply beautiful!

MICKEY: Wow.
GOOFY: Will you lookee here!

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Can you see what's different
about Toodles?

[BELL JINGLING]

VON DRAKE:
That's right!

Toodles has a bright and shiny new face!

Just another little Von Drake upgrade
on account of it's his birthday.

Wow.

[ALL CHEER]

Bye, Toodles!

Phew! That was closer than close!

[SIGHS] Now where was I?

Oh, yes.

These strawberries will make
beautiful cake decorations!

GOOFY:
I'll help!

No, I'll help!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Thanks for the help, fellas!

Glad to be of service!
And now we got a cake!

Um, what other things
do we need for the party?

I think we should get a gift for Toodles.

Did somebody say "gift?"

I already picked out two gifts
for Mr. Toodles!

One is an extra special surprise
for later, afterwards.

And the other one is the one and only:

Mouseketoolbox!

Which is this box
where we hold the Mouseketools in.

And we all know how much Toodles
loves all of those tools.

ALL: Ohh.
MICKEY: Wow.

Now, before we can giving it to Toodles,

we gonna need your help
putting the tools in it!

How many sides
does the shape inside this tool have?

One, two, three.

What shape is that?

DAISY:
A triangle.

VON DRAKE: Correct!
Does this space have three sides?

[PLUTO BARKS]

VON DRAKE:
Ho-ho! That a doggy. You said it!

MINNIE: This tool has one, two,
three, four, five, six, seven,

eight sides.

What shape is it?

GOOFY:
I usually call that an octopus.

[CHUCKLES]

But it's really an octagon!

MINNIE:
Oh, Goofy!

Will an octagon-shaped tool
fit in this space?

DONALD:
Uh-uh!

MINNIE:
Well, how about this space?

It has one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight sides.

It's an octagon!

VON DRAKE: So, that means
that the octagon-shaped tool

goes there, doesn't it?

DAISY:
And the square-shaped tool goes there.

VON DRAKE:
Whoop-dee-do! We did it!

Now we got a gift for Toodles!

♪ Oh, at Toodles' birthday party
The fun will never end ♪

♪ We're gonna have a party ♪

♪ To surprise our little friend! ♪

Whoo-hoo!

So let's see...

What do you think we should do next

for Toodles' birthday party?

Uh, how about...

Balloons?

No yet, Donald.

I think we should
pick out some party games.

I know a humdinger of a game!

It's called

Stick the Tail on the Elephant!

What you gotta do is

put the tail on the elephant,
right where it belongs!

But it isn't easy.
Because you gotta do it blindfolded!

Hey, wait a minute!

Aw, shucks! We seem to be missing
the elephant's tail!

Oh, no! We can't play
the game without one.

We need something else to use
as an elephant's tail.

Then it's time for another Mouseketool.

[GIGGLES]

But remember...

We have to keep Toodles'
party a surprise, okay?

So don't tell him
why we're looking for a tail.

Shh.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

MICKEY: Let's see, we have a broom,
a trash can and a kite.

Hmm, which one can help us with

the elephant problem?

DAISY:
The kite has a tail!

MICKEY:
Good idea, Daisy! Let's pick the kite!

We got ears, say "Cheers!"

Uh, thanks Toodles!
This kite is just what the doctor ordered!

Uh, see you later, pal!

Now that's a swell tail!

It'll work fine and dandy for the party!

Oh, but one party game's not enough!
We should play another.

Limbo!

When you limbo, you lean back
and dance under a long stick!

But you have to be careful,
don't touch the stick.

And don't fall over either!

Sounds like fun! But we'll need
a long stick to limbo under.

Hmm, where can we get one of those?

Let's call Toodles!
He might have something that'll work.

And remember, we're using the Mouseketool
for Toodles' party

and we don't want to give away
the surprise!

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

DAISY: Let's see. We have
a broom and a trash can.

Hmm, which one will work to...

Oh, uh, do the thing we talked about?

GOOFY:
That's right!

The broom ought to do the trick.
Part of it is a stick!

MICKEY: You're right, Goofy!
We got ears, say "Cheers!"

Oh, goody-goody!
The broom is just what we need to...

Uh, um, do what we need to do with it!

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Bye bye, Toodles! See you soon!
Thanks for the broom!

Yes, this is perfect to use for the limbo!

Let's see, we have a birthday cake...

a gift...

party games...

-and...
-Balloons!

It's time for balloons!

Now that's more like it!

[LAUGHS] Now it's time for Toodles'
surprise birthday party.

Everybody find a hiding place
and be very, very quiet!

We'll call for Toodles,

and when he comes,
we'll jump up and yell, "Surprise!"

All right then, everybody go and hide!

[CRICKETS CHIRP]

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

ALL:
Oh, Toodles!

On the count of three, yell "Surprise!"

[JINGLING]

MICKEY:
One, two, three!

ALL:
Surprise!

Happy birthday, Toodles!

[ALL CHEERING]

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, Toodles, you should have seen
the look on your face! [LAUGHS]

We're going to play
Stick the Tail on the Elephant!

First, we gotta blindfold you!

So there you go!
Stick the tail on the elephant!

ALL [CHANTING]:
Toodles, Toodles, Toodles.

Hey! Watch where you're going with that.

[YELLING]

Oh, Toodles? Let's try that again, fella!

And this time we'll give you
a little help.

Phew!

Come on everybody,

let's help Toodles stick the tail
on the elephant.

All we have to do is tell him
to go right or left.

When we want Toodles to go
this way, to the right,

say, "Go right!"

And when we want Toodles to go
to the left, say, "Go left!"

Ready? Let's go!

GOOFY:
Oh, boy! Which way should Toodles go?

Right! Go right, Toodles!

GOOFY:
Oops. Toodles went too far to the right.

Now which way should he go?

Yep. Toodles has to go left.
Go left, Toodles.

Oh, my!
He went too far to the left this time!

Now which way should he go?

You got it! He has to go right!
Go right, Toodles!

Hooray!

[ALL CHEERING]

Ready to limbo?

First we need some limbo music!

Oh, Handy Helper!

Oh, goody-goody!

Thank you for the Mousekemusic player,
Handy Helper!

Okay. One limbo song coming up!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

Oh, no! What's wrong?

Well, it seems that
the dinger-ding-dinger on the frame shaft

has dinged its last ding!

In other words, the machine is broken!

Then we need to get something else
to make music.

Like a Mouseketool.

-Everybody say, "Oh, Too..."
-Oh, Mickey! There he is!

GOOFY:
Gosh! All we have left is the trash can.

How's that gonna help us make music
for the limbo?

DAISY:
Well, we can use a trash can to make music

by b*ating on it like a drum!

MICKEY:
We picked all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super-Cheers!"

See? I can make drum music!

So up on your feet, everybody.

And limbo with us!

♪ Now it's time to limbo ♪

♪ Under the broom I go ♪

DAISY:
♪ Come and do the limbo ♪

♪ Don't mind if I go slow ♪

DAISY:
♪ Don't you love to limbo? ♪

♪ I'll be careful with my bow ♪

♪ Just how low can Donald go? ♪

Look at me! Ow!

♪ Limbo's fun, don't you know ♪

♪ Uh-oh, watch out below! ♪

Whoa!

♪ Everybody limbo!
Go, go, go! ♪

[PLUTO BARKS]

MINNIE:
Oh!

Pluto thinks he can limbo even lower!

[BARKS]

[JINGLES]

VON DRAKE: Oh, boy! Toodles
is gonna try to limbo even lower!

[ALL CHEER]

Now it's the time for the birthday boy

to open up his present.

You see that? I told you he would love it!

[STAMMERING]
Happy birthday to me!

[ALL CHEER]

What did he say?

Ha! "Happy birthday to me."

And that is my extra-special gift
that I gave Toodles:

a voice!

Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip hooray!

ALL:
Hooray!

♪ Hip-hip-hip hooray ♪

♪ Hooray for Toodles ♪

♪ Hap-hap-happy birthday too ♪

♪ Hope-hope-hoping
You have oodles of fun ♪

♪ On your birthday
Happy Birthday to you ♪

TOODLES:
To me?

♪ Hip-hip-hip hooray, hooray for Toodles ♪

♪ Hap-hap-happy birthday too ♪

♪ Hope-hope-hoping
You have oodles of fun ♪

♪ Happy birthday, Toodles ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

DONALD:
That was fun!

Okay, Toodles, make a wish
and blow out your candle.

[INHALES]

[DONALD YELPS]

[MUFFLED]
Why does this always happen to me?

[LAUGHING]

Thank you!

Thank you for making this
the best surprise birthday party ever!

Uh-huh!

Now let's have some more fun!

Stand up! And do the Hot Dog Dance!

ALL:
♪ Hot dog ♪

[BARKING RHYTHMICALLY]

♪ Hot dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears
It's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
The problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

Thanks for helping us today
at the Clubhouse.

Oh, I sure had fun.
And I hope you did too!

And thanks for doing
the Hot Dog Dance. Yeah!

What a hot dog day.

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand new day
What you waiting for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out
Stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog
Hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now from Mickey Mouse ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by!

VON DRAKE: Say, what were
the shapes of the Mouseketools

we put into Toodles'
toolbox birthday present?

MINNIE:
A triangle!

GOOFY:
And an octagon!

DAISY:
And a square! Oh, goody!

You have goody good memories!

VON DRAKE: And don't forget
to say "happy birthday" to Toodles!

ALL:
Happy birthday, Toodles!
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