02x02 - Surrrprise!/Mousetrap/To Space And Beyond

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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02x02 - Surrrprise!/Mousetrap/To Space And Beyond

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around.

Whee!

DAD: Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Whoa!

Ooh!

[SQUEALS]

[REMOTE BLEEPING]

[SPOT YELPING]

[ZOWIE SCREAMS]

-Whew.
-Whew.

[CHUCKLES]

The space boy space-splorer
seems to need a bit of adjusting.

Careful.

[ZOWIE SQUEALS]

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Shh! You'll wake Olie up

and ruin his birthday surprise.

[GIGGLES] Zowie make birthday card.

[BARKS]

Up and at 'em, everybody.

Come on! It's 7:00!

Time to celebrate my birthday!

[RINGS]

Yay!

Hooray!

[LAUGHING]

Ooh! Cake is baked.

Just got to finish the icing,
and we're ready for...

My birthday.

And one thing we Polies know how to do...

[LAUGHING]

...is celebrate a birthday.

Cake and presents, here I come.

Whoa-ho-ho!

Oh, dear.

Olie's up and at 'em,
and we're not quite ready yet.

The cake needs more decorating.

Me no finish card.

DAD: Yeow!

Now don't worry your wires.

[BARKING]

Spot can keep him busy
for a couple of minutes.

[BARKS]

Huh?

-[SAUCER BEEPS]
-Ow!

Uh-oh. [SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

[YIPS]

[YELLS]

Have a Rolie Polie birthday

Have a Rolie Polie year

Have a Rolie Polie birthday

'Cause, Olie,
We're glad you're here

Spot, what's up, boy?

[BARKS]

Is this my happy birthday slobber?

Let's see what kind of birthday surprise

is waiting for me.

Come on.

In the garage.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Shh.

[SNIFFING]

OLIE: Hey.

Where is everyone?

It is my birthday, isn't it?

[WHIMPERS]

OLIE: Where's my presents?

Where's my cake?

-[SIGHS]
-[DOOR OPENS]

Morning, Olie.

Howdy, Mom.

Ooh! Um, fix yourself
some breakfast, Olie.

There's milk and rolie-os
on the table.

Hmm?

[SIGHS]

So much for my big birthday breakfast.

Just rolie-os.

Not even a card.

Everybody forgot my birthday.

[SIGHS]

I bet a space ranger
wouldn't need presents and cake

to have fun on his birthday.

It'd be business as usual.

[BARKS]

'Course, a space ranger

could always help the other rangers

remember it's his birthday.

[WHIMPERS]

[BARKING]

Huh?

Hey, everybody!

[SPOT BARKING]

Olie's coming.

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

DAD: Maybe if I re-twidilate

the ambidextrial mimbulator...

Huh? Whoa!

The cake!

Drat and double drat.

[SLURPING]

Thanks, boy.

Really, Spot, that's enough.

It's go-go-go, Zow.

[GIGGLING]

Jeepers.

Not only did they forget my birthday,

they took off without me.

[WHIMPERS]

I don't get it.

I've been the best little space ranger

I know how to be.

-[SIGHS]
-[WHIMPERS]

What would a space ranger do

if everyone forgot his birthday?

[WHIMPERS]

He wouldn't mope.

No way, no how.

He'd make the bestest
whoopie-de-do party for himself.

[BARKING]

MOM: Okay.

DAD: There.

That should do the trick.

Look out!

Ooh!

Yay!

[REMOTE BEEPS]

Oh! Whee!

Up! Up!

[GIGGLING]

All right, everybody.

[PLAYING CHARGE]

It's party time.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Whee!

[CURIOUS YELP]

[WHIMPERS]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

-Whoa!
-Oh, no.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

ZOWIE: Whee!

-DAD: Whoa!
-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Huh?

[GIGGLING]

-[GASPS]
-Wait, wait!

I just got to invert the reo-whirlator!

[REMOTE BEEPING]

-More, more, more, more, more!
-[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BARKING]

Whoa!

-[BARKS]
-Uh-huh.

-[BARKS]
-Yeah.

-[BARKS]
-You sure?

Mm-hmm.

-Well, okeydokey.
-[BARKS]

Put on your birthday faces, everybody.

The birthday boy's coming.

Ooh, golly.

I guess now is as good a time as any.

OLIE: Have a Rolie-Polie birthday

Have a Rolie-Polie...

Huh?

ALL: Surprise!

A Rolie-Polie birthday

Have a Rolie-Polie year

Have a Rolie-Polie birthday

'Cause, Olie

We're glad you're here

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Me glue present for Olie.

Thanks, Zowie.

Wow. What a cake.

She's all yours, son.

Wow. The space boy space-splorer saucer.

I can't believe it.

I thought... I mean...

I couldn't find anybody.

If there's one thing
we Polies know how to do

it's, uh...

celebrate a... birthday.

Can I try it now, Dad? Can I?

Just a flick of the switch.

Wowie. What a birthday.

[WHIMPERS]

[BARKS]

[WHIMPERS]

[MOM HUMMING]

Okeydokey, Zowie.

"Clickety, clackety, crunch.

"The mouse was starved for lunch.

"A slice of cheddar
would make him feel better

"clickety, clackety, munch."

-[SNIFFING]
-Good job, Olie.

Again, Olie. Again.

-Okeydokey, Zowie.
-Yay!

Here goes.

"Clickety, clackety, crunch.

"The mouse was starved for lunch.

"A piece of cheddar
would make him feel better

"clickety, clackety, munch."

[ZOWIE GIGGLES]

Again, Olie. Again.

Please?

OLIE: Okeydokey, Zow,
but just one more time.

[MOM HUMMING]

OLIE: "Clickety, clackety, crunch.

"The mouse was starved for lunch."

MOM: Eek!

Jumpin' June bugs!

What happened?

We have a houseguest.

A little mousie

skedaddled under Couchie.

[SHUDDERING]

[CHUCKLING]

There, there.

Hold on, Couchie.

Keep your cushions on.

Gee, wherlickers. A mouse.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Where mousie?

Want to see mousie.

DAD: Careful, kids.

Try not to scare him.

All righty, let's have a look.

Now, let's see where
the little guy is hiding.

[SNIFFING]

[YELPING]

Oh.

OLIE: Do you see him?

-[SQUEAKING]
-DAD: Oh.

[SQUEAKING]

Huh?

-OLIE: Did you get him?
-ZOWIE: Mousie?

[LAUGHS] Well, I'll be...

My favorite hammer.

I wondered where this had wandered off to.

[CHUCKLES] Here's a long-lost friend.

I can always use a couple of spare bulbs.

Now, that mouse has got
to be under here.

-[SQUEAKING]
-Somewhere.

Huh? [SCREAMS]

[LAUGHING]

Ooh, that tickles.

-Oh, dear.
-You got him!

Well, I think... [LAUGHING]

...he's got me. [LAUGHING]

-[ZOWIE SQUEALS]
-[OLIE YELLS]

[YELLS]

[LAUGHS]

No, Spot!

Whoa-ho!

[CRASHING]

Ho-ho.

[SQUEAKING]

[SPOT BARKING]

-[SCREAMS]
-[SCREAMS]

Hello, mousie.

[SPOT BARKS]

No, Spot!

ZOWIE: Mousie scared!

Whoa!

-[SQUEAKING]
-No, Spot.

[SPOT BARKING]

ZOWIE: Mousie?

[SQUEAKING]

Hmm.

Nope.

Hmm.

MOM: A mouse?

We've never had a mouse
in the house before.

I wonder where it came from.

[SPOT GROWLING]

I wonder where he went.

[RATTLING]

[SQUEAKS]

Huh?

Shh.

-[GROWLING]
-Shh.

Whoops.

[SQUEAKING]

-By the sink!
-[DAD LAUGHS]

ZOWIE: Go, mousey! Go!

[GROWLS, YELPS]

[DAD CHUCKLING]

Looks like we need a better plan.

I'll say.

We're never going to catch him this way.

We need some kind of trap.

Now that's using the old orb
for more than a hat rack.

Let's build ourselves a mousetrap.

ZOWIE: No hurt mousey!

No hurt mousey, Daddy.

All righty, then.

Let's build a better mousetrap.

A nonviolent, politically correct

totally user-entrapment-friendly
mousetrap.

Hmm?

Now, to catch a mouse,
you got to think like a mouse.

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

[LAUGHING]

What are mice scared of?

Alien space monsters?

Ghosties.

Those are things we're scared of

but what is a Mousey scared of?

Hmm...

Cats!

[GROWLING]

Right.

And what do they love?

-Cheese!
-Cheese!

[BARKS]

DAD: How about handing your old dad
that revubalizer, please and thank you.

OLIE: Okeydokey.

There you go.

Wow. This is the best mousetrap ever.

We're just about ready for a test run.

Ready, Olie, old boy?

Oh, you betcha.

[BEEPS]

[SPRING-LIKE NOISE]

Imitation cybercats are ready, Dad.

Ooh, scary.

[GROWLS]

-Here's the bait.
-Thanks.

The fan blows the cheese smell
to attract the mouse.

The mouse creeps around,

gets scared by one
of the imitation cybercats

Scoots up the mouse's steps.

The hydrolocater
cheese platform lowers

and trips the trigger on
with the teeter-totter

that launches the flip-a-scope that
triggers the precision chain and presto.

The trap is tripped
and the mouse is trapped.

And he isn't hurt?

Not a whisker out of place.

[SQUEAKING]

[MOUSE GIGGLING]

Hmm?

[ENGINE REVVING]

DAD: We didn't take
a flying mouse into account.

Hey! Whoa!

[MOUSE GIGGLING]

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

[MOUSE GIGGLING MOCKINGLY]

-I can get him!
-[BARKING]

Whoa!

Ow!

[GIGGLES]

-[BARKS]
-Missed me!

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

Uh-oh.

He's going to crash!

Oh, no!

ZOWIE: Look out, mousey!

[SCREAMING]

[CLOCK CUCKOOS]

Gotcha!

Well, I'll be...

DAD:
You mean...

it was our clock mouse all along?

Mousey home.

Clickey-clackey-crunch.

Our mouse was starved for lunch.

A slice of cheddar made him feel better.

Clickety-clackety,
munch-munch-munch!

[SQUEAKS]

[CUCKOOS] [GIGGLES]

[OLIE MAKING WHOOSHING SOUND]

-Yay!
-BILLY: Yay!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Mom! Dad! It's starting!

ANNOUNCER: And here we go!

Hey-hey! Time for the countdown.

ALL: Five, four...

-Eight!
-No, Zowie, it's three.

ALL: Three!

Two!

One!

Blast off!

[LAUNCHPAD ALARM BUZZING]

[ALL AHHING]

-OLIE: Wow!
-DAD: Whoa!

-ANNOUNCER: What a takeoff!
-Wow!

ANNOUNCER: There go our Okeydokeynauts
off to explore the universe!

[ALL CHEERING]

Well, that sure was one
okeydokey space launch.

MOM: It sure was.

[CREAKING]

OLIE: Boy, it'd sure be neat

if we could be Okeydokeynauts.

-Yeah.
-Then we could go into space

and see all the planets and stars.

Stars! Stars! Starry!

Oh, it takes a lot of special training
to be an Okeydokeynaut.

ALL: Oh?

But I reckon I can help you do it.

-ALL: Yay!
-[BARKING]

[LAUGHING]

Okeydokeynauts into the launch simulator!

-Yes, sir!
-[BARKS]

Lunch! Lunch! Lunch!

OLIE: Not lunch, Zowie, launch.

Huh?

You know...

[IMITATES ROCKET ENGINE]

Blast off!

-[BARKS]
-Oh.

Mission control, what's going on?

You're cleared for takeoff.

[RUMBLING]

Five...

Four!

Three!

Nine!

No, Zowie, it's two!

Two!

One!

ALL: Blast off!

Wow!

-[GIGGLING]
-[ALL YELLING]

-Whew!
-Whew!

Boy, oh, boy, that was a close one.

Yeah.

-[ALL YELLING]
-[LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLING]

Ooh, that was a humdinger
of a rocket ride.

Oh, I am pooped from just watching you.

Again! Again!

Uh... I don't know.

Nine, two, four, one, seven, blast off!

Blast off! Blast off!

-Aah!
-Aah!

Aah!

ALL: Aah!

-Blast off!
-Oh, Zowie

I reckon it's time to move on
to another training event.

Oh?

Okeydokey, Spacepappy.

[GIGGLES]

[ALL THREE MOANING]

[BOTH MOANING]

-[WHINES]
-[MOANS]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING, CLAPPING]

Now for the g-force practice course.

All you got to do is spin round and round

And then try to walk a straight line.

-Easy.
-Easy.

Ready... set... spin!

[LAUGHING]

[GIGGLING]

[BARKING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Whoa!

Okay, stop!

Ah, dizz-dizz-dizz...

Whoa-oh...

[SPOT WHINING]

[OLIE AND BILLY MOANING]

Uh!

[GRUNTS] [MOANS]

Mission control,
I think we have a problem.

[CHUCKLING]

Ah, I think you Okeydokeynauts

could use a little more practice.

Mmm.

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHING]

PAPPY: Whoa!
You sure are getting the hang

of those zero-gravity jumps.

It's one small bounce for Olie!

And one giant bounce for Billy!

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

[LAUGHING]

[BARKING]

OLIE: Boy, I wish we could bounce

high enough to see the Rolie Polie rocket.

Yeah!

[GIGGLES]

-[YELPS]
-OLIE: Wow!

-Whoa!
-Wee!

ALL: Yay!

Ooh!

Yay!

[GIGGLING]

Whoo-whoo!

[BARKING]

Well, it's time for you Okeydokeynauts

to come in for a landing.

Ta-da!

Oof!

Ta-da!

-Oof!
-Ta-da!

[PAPPY GRUNTS]

I don't think this is a real
Okeydokeynauts land.

[PAPPY SIGHING]

OLIE: I wonder what the Okeydokeynauts

are doing up there right now.

Zoom, zoom, zoom?

If only we could go up there for real.

MOM: Come on, everybody!

It's bedtime, sleepytime, jammytime, too!

Whoa, time for all you Okeydokeynauts

to catch some shuteye.

Oh, and...

one last surprise.

What's that, Pappy?

[CHUCKLES] You'll see.

[LAUGHING]

Neato!

With this here telescope

we're going to travel
straight across the universe.

OLIE: You can see everything!

BILLY: It's like we're in outer space.

ZOWIE: Starry! Starry!

PAPPY: Oh, there's Larry the Lugnut.

BILLY: And that's the big wrench.

OLIE: I see the little wrench.

This is great.

There goes the Rolie Polie rocket ship.

Maybe someday

we'll be on that rocket ship.

[YAWNING] Blast off!

PAPPY: Well, that's enough stargazing
for one night.

It's time for all good
Okeydokeynauts to hit the hay.

Gosh, Pappy,
do you think I'll ever make it

into outer space for real?

Oh, sure, you will when you grow up some.

But in the meantime

there are whole galaxies to explore

right behind your eyelids.

Nighty-night, space boy Olie.

Nighty-night, space Pappy.

[CHUCKLES]
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