02x08 - The Legend Of Spookie Ookie/Oooh Scary!/Zowie Queen Of The Pumpkins

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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02x08 - The Legend Of Spookie Ookie/Oooh Scary!/Zowie Queen Of The Pumpkins

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart and round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

Hooray

Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around.

Whee!

[RASPY BREATHING]

How do I look, dear?

DAD: Bewitching.

You're not looking
so bad yourself

-cowboy.
-[CHUCKLING]

[BOTH GASPING]

[PAPPY GROANING]

Head too tight?

I'll pull it off lickety-split.

Ooh!

It's swell that you put on
the Spookie Ookie act

for the whole neighborhood.

[GRUNTING]

Darn tootin'!

It's Spookie Ookie day!

My most favorite holiday
since I was a little bot.

How's it look?

Very Spookie Ookie.

OLIE:
Hip-hip-hooray!

It's Spooky Ookie day!

Ooh! I'll hide out in here
'till it's spooky time.

Don't want the kids to see me
in my costume

and spoil the spook.

You betcha.

Lampie on.

Crick.

Lampie off.

[GIGGLES]

Crick, crick.

[GIGGLING]

Crick.

[WHEELS SKIDDING]

Don't play with the super remote,
sweetums.

It's not a toy.

We should hide it, Dad.

Spookie Ookie might take it.

Pookie Ookie?

[SCARY VOICE]
Spookie Ookie,

he's the scariest, spookiest,

nastiest pumpkin bot that ever was.

He's been that way ever since
he lost his super remote

and got locked out
of his pumpkin house.

Oh.

Now every Spookie Ookie day

he prowls all of Polieville

looking to swipe
someone's super remote.

Zowie love super mote!

That's why we dress up
in scary costumes

and light our pumpkins,
to scare Spookie Ookie away.

Me be Pwetty Pwincess.

Nokeydokey, Zowie.

You have to be something
like a monster

or a space hero, like Spaceboy.

How about we let Zowie decide, hmm?

Yay!

[GIGGLING]

Zowie done.

Oh, that is a snappy outfit.

Um, what are you supposed to be?

She's an eight-eyed

ballerina princess!

And a very cute one at that.

Zowie scare Pookie Ookie?

Sure, Zowie.

MOUSE: Pumpkin time!

Pumpkin time!

Okeydokey. Time to grow the pumpkins

for our spook o' lanterns.

We got to wait for Pappy.

He said he was going to help
with the pumpkin growing.

[CHUCKLING]

Let's get started.
He'll be here soon.

[SEEDS RATTLE]

Spwinkle seeds!

Spwinkle seeds!

Then we oil them.

Okeydokey, Mom.

MOM: Now, give them a click, Zow.

Crick.

[PUMPKINS GROWING]

Wow! A perfect pumpkin patch.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

Pumpy-kin! Pumpy-kin!

Pumpy-kin!

I'm going to pick the spookiest
spook o' lantern ever!

Pwetty pumpy-kin.

A nasty pumpkin's better

for scaring away
Spookie Ookie, Zowie.

That one's the Spookie Ookiest!

[SNORING AND MUTTERING]

DAD: Pappy, time to be Spookie Ookie.

What? Huh?

Aah! Ooh!

It's time for the pumpkin lighting.

Got to give the kids
their sprocket spinning spook.

I'm ready and raring to spook.

-Have fun.
-[CHUCKLING]

Oh, you betcha!

[YAWNING]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

DAD: It's time to light the pumpkins.

Hurry, Zow.

Okeydokey, Olie.

It's Zowie's first spook o'lantern.

Let her do the first pumpkin.

Pumpy-kin! Pumpy-kin! Pumpy-kin!

Zowie turn!

Zowie turn!

[GIGGLES]

Zowie do, Olie!

First time.

You bet.

These pumpkins should keep
Spookie Ookie away,

but if he shows up

just stay close.

I'll save you.

[HOWLING]

Aah!

Spookie Ookie!

No worry, Olie.

Me save you!

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

Pookie Ookie, Pookie Ookie.

-Help!
-[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

Look out!
He's after our super remote!

Aah!

Dad!

-Aah!
-[CHUCKLING]

OLIE: Mom, help! Mom!

-Help!
-[SPOOKIE OOKIE HOWLING]

Aah!

[GASPS]

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

[GRUNTS]

t*nk-oo.

Pokie Ookie off.

[HOWLING]

Oh, no!

Zow, hold on tight
to that super remote!

[GIGGLING]

Pumpy-kins, help! Help!

[REMOTE BEEPING]

[SNARLING]

[GROWLING]

[HOWLING]

[LAUGHING]

[GIGGLING]

[HOWLING]

ZOWIE: Bye-bye

Pookie Ookie.

Bye-bye!

[GIGGLES]

Looks like you took care
of old Spookie.

And the Polie super remote is safe

until next Spookie Ookie day.

[GIGGLES]

Crick, crick.

You know, dear

I believe that was Pappy's best
Spookie Ookie ever.

-Huh?
-Huh?

Pappy?

[SNORING]

What the...

Wha... Oh... Oh, uh...

Oh, uh, I'm ready, yeah.

Uh, just point me
in the right direction.

Yeah, yeah. Got to give
those kids a good show.

If Pappy was sleeping...

Then who was Spookie Ookie?

Well, what's the matter?

Did I miss something?

You don't think?

[GASPING]

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE]

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

[BARKING AND HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

It's Spookie Ookie time!

[GROWLING]

Spookie Ookie day
is the spookiest day

of the whole Rolie Polie year.

And our spook house
is the spookiest place

on the whole planet.

Good thing we don't get scared
by any this stuff.

Yeah. We're too big to get scared.

Even Spookie Ookie doesn't scare us.

He's just for babies, yeah.

Come on.

Let's give the babies
a Spookie Ookie day

-They'll never forget.
-OLIE: Yeah.

[BOTH GROWLING]

[SCARY VOICE] Are you ready for the scary
hairiest Spookie Ookie house

in the whole Spookie Ookie land?!

[SCARY VOICE]
Okeydokey.

Then follow me, if you dare.

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

[IMITATING OLIE LAUGHING]

[OLIE CLEARS THROAT]

You're not supposed to laugh,
Zowie.

You're supposed to be scared.

ZOWIE: 'Kay, Olie.

Now, welcome to the house
of all things creepy.

You might even see old Spookie Ookie.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

[ANIMAL HOWLING]

[CHUCKLING]

-Huh?
-Huh?

[GIGGLES]

[SQUEAKING]

[ANIMAL HOWLING CONTINUES]

[HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

It's not working, Billy.

They're not scared.

Just wait till the next part.

We'll get them good.

OLIE: [IN SCARY VOICE]
Enter the icky room at your own risk.

[GIGGLES]

Tweasure! Tweasure! Tweasure!

-[LID CREAKING]
-Oh...

-Aah!
-[OLIE MOANING]

Look.

Here are my gear guts
in my haunted hands!

Eww!

[MOANING]

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

I am the hideous haunted head!

-Run! Run!
-[BARKS]

-BILLY: While you still can!
-[SPOT BARKING]

[GIGGLING]

Huh?

[GIGGLING]

Something's tickling me.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

Silly Billy got giggly.

No!

That... tickles!

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING] Silly Billy all bad!

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

Ooh.

[PUMPKIN LAUGHING]

[BANGING]

Huh?

[PUMPKINS LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LOUD CLANGING]

Ooh, scary.

B-b-b-boo!

I'm Mr. Polie bones.

This is Spookie Ookie's dungeon

where he turns little bots

into skeleton pumpkins.

B-b-b-boo!

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Get out while you can

or Spookie Ookie's
going to catch you.

Like he caught us.

[BARKING]

No, Spot! No!

[GULPING]

Oopsie-doodles!

There goes my funny bone.

[MOM LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[DAD JOINS IN LAUGHING]

BILLY: Doggone it!

Spot un-scared that part, too.

Just wait until Spookie Ookie gets here.

He scares everyone.

Except us.

Yeah. Except us.

OLIE: This is the Spookie Ookie
pumpkin patch.

Beware...

Beware...

Beware!

Binky be square.

And Zowie be round.

Not "be square," Zowie.

Beware!

Oh.

Olie?

Where Olie go?

Olie!

[SPOOKY MOANING]

Oh...

[SPOOKY MOANING]

It's working.

Yeah!

[SPOOKY MOANING]

[BOTH GASPING]

Spookie Ookie!

I am...

Spookie Ookie!

[YELPING]

Whoops! Ouch!

Ooh... Ooh, I popped my top.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Spookie pop... Pop top!

Pop top!

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[GROWLING PLAYFULLY]

[KIDS SQUEALING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Hey, come back here, you two!

[BOTH SIGHING]

Well, our Spookie Ookie house
didn't scare anybody.

Yeah.

Spot un-spookied everything.

[DOOR BANGING]

[BOTH GASPING]

What's happening?

I'm not sure.

[DOOR CREAKING]

What do you think it is?

[SPOT SNORING]

Ah, there's nothing there.

I knew it wasn't anything.

I wasn't scared at all.

[SPOOKY WAILING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

-Huh?
-Huh?

[LAUGHING]

Zowie Spookie Binky Ookie.

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

[ALL LAUGHING]

What's all the hullabaloo?

We got out-spooked by Binky and Zowie

But it was kind of fun being scared.

Wasn't it, Billy?

Well... sort of.

Now, where did my gourd get to?

Aha!

[EVERYONE SCREAMING]

[HOWLING]

Spot?

Well, Spot, you finally got spooky.

[BARKING]

[HOWLING]

[SPOOKY LAUGHTER]

When the little pumpkin boy, Ookie,

lost his super remote

he was locked out of his house

and he got mad.

Really mad.

That's when he became Spookie Ookie.

He howled and howled...

[BOTH HOWLING]

[JOINS IN HOWLING]

[HOWLING CONTINUES]

[GIGGLING]

[HOWLING]

[YAWNING]

So watch out for...

Spookie Ookie.

ZOWIE: Crick, crick.

Crick, crick.

Me got remote.

It's not supposed to be funny, Zowie.

It's a spooky nightmare story.

On spooky nights,
when the moon shines bright

lock up the windows
and turn off the light.

Grab your remote
and hold onto it tight

or Spookie Ookie will give you a fright.

[BILLY LAUGHS SPOOKILY]

[SNORING]

[GROANING]

[ALL SNORING]

[GASPING]

Pumpy-kins!

Yay!

[GIGGLING]

[LOUD SNORING]

[SNORING]

Crick.

t*nk ooh.

[GIGGLING]

Pumpy-kins.

Hiya, pumpy-kins.

Nice Polie pumpy-kins.

Nice!

[BEEPING]

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING]

Ready, pumpy-kins?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Huh?

[SINGLE BEEP]

[MANY BEEPS]

Hmm!

[SIGHS]

I am Spookie Ookie.

[GIGGLING]

Oh!

[ZOWIE LAUGHS]

You shall be Zowie,

Queen of the Pumpkins.

[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GIGGLING]

[SNAPS FINGERS]

Ooh!

[LAUGHING]

Up, up, up!

Welcome to my home.

I've lost my remote.

Watch.

[GRUNTING]

Give me your remote.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

[SCREAMS]

Olie! Olie!

[GROWLING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[YAWNING]

-[SCREAMS]
-[CRIES]

[GROWLING]

Strike!

[CRYING]

No, Olie.

Zowie!

I want to go home.

[BEEPS]

Whoo-hoo!

[GIGGLING]

Thank you, Zowie.

[KISSING SOUND]

[YAWNING]

Super mote.

[BOTH SNORING]

Olie, Olie, Olie!

Spookie Ookie
make Zowie pumpy-kin princess.

And make pumpy-kin stairway
to big pumpy-kin house.

Spaceboy Olie save Zowie

from Spookie Ookie.

That's a good spooky story, Zow.

No story, Olie.

Real Spookie Ookie.

Uh-huh.

Olie?

What, Zow?

Spookie Ookie not scary.

[YAWNING]

He just want go home.

OLIE: Okeydokey, Zow.

Now go back to sleep.

ZOWIE: Night-night, Olie.

Night-night, Spookie Ookie.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
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