02x13 - Zowie Do, Olie Too/Dicey Situation/Square Plane In A Round Hole

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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02x13 - Zowie Do, Olie Too/Dicey Situation/Square Plane In A Round Hole

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[RATTLING]

SINGER: Way up high
In the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UP-TEMPO b*at]

SINGER: He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

SINGER: And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie

He's small and smart
And round

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

Howdy

Howdy

SINGER: Hooray

Hooray

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid around

And in the land
Of curves and curls

He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around.

Whee!

-Mmm.
-Mm-mmm.

That was one tummy
tickling delicious diner, Sweetums.

Extra tummy tickling delicious.

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Oh, my.

Well, just you wait till you taste

the extra-very-berry-cherry pie.

Clocky will let us know
when the pie is ready to eat.

It just has to cool a little while longer.

Mm-mmm.

I don't know if I can wait that long.

Me, too.

[KNOCKING]

Howdy, Mr. Polie.

Can Olie come finish our boinky ball game?

[CHEWING NOISES]

Can I be excused, please?

PERCY: Pop those pistons,
Rolie Olie Polie.

Don't you have some jobs to do?

Aah, it's chore day.

I got kitchen cleanup.

PERCY: No Polie fun
till our chores are done.

Oh, with a little elbow grease

we'll all be done in a jiffy.

And you and Billy will be
ready for boinky ball

and a slice of Mom's pie

before you know it.

Okeydokey.

ZOWIE: Zowie do!

Zowie, do, do, do!

I guess we'll have to finish
the game later, Billy.

But if I help you

we can get your chores done
in a double-jiffy.

What do we have to do?

Well, first we got to sweep the floor.

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep

Sweep, sweep, sweep.

That's not too bad.

Then dump the sweepy stuff in the trash.

And empty the garbage.

BILLY: Oh, boy.

[WHINES]

And we got to feed Spot.

That's it.

Okeydokey.

I'll start with the sweeping.

ZOWIE: [GIGGLING] Zowie do!

Zowie do, do, do.

[PAN CLANGING]

Fun, fun, fun!

Chores aren't fun, Zow.

No one likes doing them.

[GIGGLING]

Chores fun.

Fun, fun, fun.

Maybe you'd better leave
the sweeping to us.

You should stick to picking up your toys.

Sweep, sweep, sweep,
sweep, sweep, sweep...

Nokeydokey, Zow.

It's not a game.

Hmm.

[GIGGLES]

This is going to take forever.

Zowie, sweep, sweep, sweep, boinky ball.

Hey!

Fun, fun, fun.

Come on, Zowie.

Let me and Billy finish cleaning

so we can get back
to our boinky ball game.

Zowie?

Zow?

Whee!

-Oh!
-Oh!

OLIE: Zowie.

Ooh!

Good sh*t, Olie.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah.

Guess I should get back to my chores.

But it's a tie game.

Not for long.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Yes!

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep.

Clean, clean, clean.

Hmm?

[BARKS]

[PANTING]

-Sweep, sweep, sweep.
-[YELPS]

[WHINNING]

Yay!

[GASPS]

[VACUUM HUMMING]

Did you hear something?

Sounds like they're using
more than good old elbow grease.

That's for sure.

Hmm, I wonder.

[GASPS]

What meteor shower hit here?

Olie didn't clean up.

He messed up.

Where did he skedaddle to?

Zowie do.

[GIGGLING]

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep.

Fun, fun, fun.

My, my, my.

Looks like this has the makings

of a fun-filled polie-style cleanup.

Shake, rattle, rock n' roll

Time to eat
Got to fill Spot's bowl

[PANTING AND BARKING]

[POLINA LAUGHING]

Right you are, hon

Doing chores can be fun

[GIGGLES]

Cha-cha-cha

Cha-cha-cha

Cha-cha-cha

Oh, ooh!

[GIGGLING]

Sweep, sweep
Cha-cha-cha

Sweep, sweep,
Cha-cha-cha...

BILLY: Game point!

Good one, Billy.

I make this, and our boinky ball
game is all done.

All done?

[GASPS] I forgot my chores!

Boy, am I going to be in trouble.

But it's game point!

[ALL CHEERING INSIDE] Hooray!

Uh-oh.

[PERCY CHUCKLING]

Zowie, do, do, do.

[LAUGHING]

Hey.

What you doing?

Well, we're playing a friendly game

of, of, um... Polie pot putt.

Gee whiz.

Cleaning up your house
sure looks fun, Olie.

And delicious.

-[ZOWIE GIGGLING]
-OLIE: Wow!

Can we Polie pot putt, too?

Hmm, could these be the same bots

who reckoned boinky ball
was way more fun than chores?

They sure look familiar.

Uh...

Well, we started to clean up

but the boinky ball got knocked outside

and then we forgot.

Yeah, but now we remembered.

I think you have to ask Zowie.

This is her cleanup game.

Okeydokey, Olie.

You help?

Thanks, Zowie.

Zowie do, Olie, too.

It's fun, fun, fun.

[ZOWIE LAUGHING]

OLIE: Yeah-hoo!

Woo, woo, woo, woo!

Fun, fun, fun!

BOTH: Yay!

[LAUGHING]

That's it.

My chores are all done.

And Zowie was right.

It was fun.

PERCY: Looking spic-and-span.

Clean, clean, clean.

Pie time! Pie time!

Mmm! [LAUGHING]

Yay!

Extra-very-berry-cherry pie time!

[CLATTERING]

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

POLINA: Whoopsie-doodles.

[ALL LAUGHING]

PERCY: Looks like we got the makings

of another fun-filled Polie-style cleanup.

An extra yummy polie-style cleanup.

Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Clean, clean, clean.

[GIGGLING]

[METALLIC CLINKING]

Just give the twirler a tweak

and the tweaker a twirl.

Just keep twirling that tweaker.

That ought to do it.

What do you say we give her a whirl?

Okeydokey, Dad.

[SPUTTERING]

Whoa!

-Dad! Look out!
-Whoa!

Put on the brake!

[YELLS]

Needs a little less twist.

[CHUCKLING]

A little more tweak.

You okay, Dad?

Oh, yeah.

Just peachy.

[SQUEAKS]

[SNORING]

[YELPS]

[YELPING]

[BOUNCING NOISE]

Hmm?

[BARKS]

[BARKING]

[BARKING CONTINUES]

Nokeydokey, Spot.

Can't play with you and bally right now.

I'm helping Dad fix the lawn polisher.

ZOWIE: Bally, bally, bally.

Spot play bally?

[BARKING]

Come on, sweetie.

Time to roll out our homemade
Rolie Polie pizza pie.

Pizza pie! Pizza pie!

[WHINES]

[CAT MEOWS]

[HISSES]

[PANTING]

[MEOWS]

Huh?

[BARKING]

[MEOWING]

Whoa, Spot!

Spot.

[BARKING]

Now, now, Spot,

don't get your bolts in a bundle.

-It's just Dicey, the bevel's kitty.
-[MEOWING]

Coming to say meowdy-do.

I bet Dicey will play ball with you, Spot.

I wouldn't count on that, Olie.

Cats and dogs aren't exactly
put together the same.

But Billy's square and I'm round

and we're the bestest friends
in the whole Polie universe.

Maybe you're right, son.

Maybe Spot and Dicey
will end up best friends.

[PURRING]

-Gee Willikers!
-Listen to her purr.

[CHUCKLING]

Wish the lawn polisher sounded as spunky.

Let's roll her into the grass
for a quick tinker.

Have fun with Dicey, Spot.

Just play like Billy and I do.

[SLURPING]

[BARKING]

[SLURPING]

Huh?

[BARKS]

[SHRIEKS]

[GROWLS]

[SHRIEKS]

[SHRIEKS]

[BARKING]

[YELPS]

[WHINES]

[MEOWS]

[BARKS]

[BARKING]

Huh?

[YELPING]

[DICEY SHRIEKING]

[MEOWS]

[BARKS]

[BARKING]

[MEOWING]

Toss, toss.

Okeydokey.

Yay!

[LAUGHING]

Up and down.

Up and down.

Up...

[BARKING AND MEOWING]

Oh, my.

[BARKING AND MEOWING]

Oh.

[SHRIEKS]

[YELPS]

[BARKING]

[MEOWING]

Spot, are you chasing poor Dicey?

[WHINES]

[LAUGHING]

[GROWLING]

ZOWIE: Pretty little kitty.

If you two play nice, you each can have

a little treat.

[MEOWS]

Now, that's more like it.

[BARKS]

Pizza, pizza!

Righty-o, Zowie.

Let's try that pizza again.

[BARKS]

[MEOWS]

[GROWLING]

[BARKS]

[GROWLS]

[CHEWING NOISES]

[LAUGHING]

[GROWLING]

[BARKS]

[BARKING]

We'll have the lawn polished quicker
than you can say

Rolie Polie pizza.

-[SPUTTERING]
-Purrs like a kitty bot.

[SHRIEKING AND BARKING]

What? Look out!

Don't hit the...

-On-switch.
-[MEOWS]

[BARKING]

[YELPING]

[YELPING CONTINUES]

-[SHRIEKING]
-Hold on, Dicey!

I got it! I got it!

[YELPING]

Hmm?

Huh.

Wow.

Where did they go... Ooh!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, ooh.

[BARKING]

[SHRIEKS]

[BARKING]

[GROWLS]

Flip the switch, Spot!

Hmm?

[GROWLING]

[YELPING]

Flip it the other way!

[BARKING AND SHRIEKING]

[YELPING]

[WHINING]

[DICEY MEOWS]

[SLURPING]

[CHUCKLES]

Dicey's thanking Spot for being a hero.

PERCY: You were right, Olie.

Spot and Dicey
became fast friends after all.

Fast? Downright speedy.

They polished the lawn in record time.

PERCY: Yep, I suppose they did.

[BARKS AND MEOWS]

Hmm?

[MEOWS]

[BARKING AND MEOWING]

I bet Spot and Dicey
are going to be running

around together for a long, long time.

[BARKING AND MEOWING]

[ENGINE BUZZING]

Got you!

Hmm...

Aah!

Wow!

Billy, pick up the hot line!

[ECHOING] Hello!

Go ahead, tower.

Is that your plane, Billy?

Bought it with my chore money.

I'll come over and show you.

Over and out.

OLIE: Over and out.

Wow!

Super-duper sharp.

Yeah.

It does the usual stuff.

Hover,

turn on a dime.

Makes square corners.

OLIE: This is great!

All my planes do is loop-de-loops

and barrel rolls.

Hey, I'll get my space 'splorer

and we can have a Bevel-Polie air show.

MR. BEVEL: Billy!

Come on!

Negatory, Olie.

I have to go to my aunt Roboses
for a box lunch.

OLIE: Are you going to fly your new plane

all the way to your aunt's?

Double negatory.

You mean, your new plane's

just going to sit at your house?

MR. BEVEL: Billy-o, time to blow!

BILLY: Um...

I suppose you can use it while I'm gone.

Really?

I'll be extra careful, I promise.

Okeydokey, Olie.

This is going to be great!

Don't worry, Billy.

I'll be extra, extra, extra careful.

Okay, then.

When I come back,
we can have a real dogfight.

Tower to ace Olie.

Cleared for vertical liftoff.

Cleared for a 90-degree turn.

Cleared for a vertical b-set.

[HUMMING]

Howdy, Olie.

Howdy.

Ready for lunch?

Roger, Mom.

Can I have a Polie pickle, please?

[CHUCKLING] Sure.

Oh!

How'd that get in there?

It's Billy's new plane.

He let me borrow it.

Well, better take care of it.

Thanks, Mom.

Over and out.

[LAUGHING]

[BUZZING]

Ooh!

[OLIE GASPS]

Oh, no!

-[CONTROLS BEEPING]
-[ENGINE WHINING]

[CRASHING]

[CLATTERING]

Oh, no.

It's Billy's favoritest new toy

and I broke it.

Do you think we can fix it
before he gets home?

We Polies are pretty handy.

Even so, you have to tell Billy
what happened.

Okeydokey.

But if we can fix it,
Billy won't mind so much.

Can we?

We'll have it better than new

in a jiffy.

[METALLIC CLICKING]

Hmm...

Hmm.

There we go.

See, Olie.

Good as new.

Almost.

It doesn't look anything
like Billy's boxy biplane, Dad.

Well, not exactly.

Let's try again.

[SAW WHIRRING]

[CRACKLING]

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

[CLANKING]

Sorry, Olie.

It's the best I can do.

We Polie's just weren't wired
for making boxy biplanes.

Billy won't talk to me

for a quad-zillion years.

I'll bet he won't even
be my friend anymore.

I'll tell Billy that Spot ate it

or it got hit by an asteroid

or sucked into a black hole...

Olie, when you borrow something

you're responsible

and that includes telling the truth.

But it was an accident.

BILLY: Olie!

[GASPS]

Olie, I'm back!

Ready for takeoff?

Well, now, I'll leave you
and Billy to your talk.

Olie!

Hey, Billy. How was lunch?

Fine.

Except, I fell and accidentally
squashed all the lemon squares.

How's my plane?

I'm really sorry, Billy.

Neat-o!

You got a new plane.

But where's my boxy biplane?

I was being careful.

Well, pretty careful,
but I broke it anyway.

That was my favorite plane.

It was an accident.

We tried to fix it,
but that's the best we can do.

We could still have
a Polie-bevel air show.

Maybe later, Olie.

[SIGHS]

You can have my space 'splorer

since I busted your plane.

It's my favorite toy.

Aw, shucks, Olie.

You didn't do it on purpose.

I'm not going to take your space 'splorer.

You know, this plane isn't half bad.

It's okeydokey, Olie.

I'll give my nifty,
new Rolie round plane a try.

BILLY: Pretty fancy flying.

It's nifty to have a plane
that can fly round.

You ready for the Polie-Bevel
air show, ace Olie?

Roger that, Baron Billy.

-Hooray!
-Hooray!

[BOTH LAUGHING]
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