04x08 - Treasure of the Rolie Polie Madre/Lost and Found/Zowie's Petals

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rolie Polie Olie". Aired: October 4, 1998 – April 28, 2004.*
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Show focuses on the Polie family, who live in a teapot-shaped house named Housey in a geometric world (Planet Polie) populated by robot-based characters.
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04x08 - Treasure of the Rolie Polie Madre/Lost and Found/Zowie's Petals

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[RATTLING]

Way up high in the Rolie Polie sky

Is a little round planet
Of a really nice guy

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

He's Rolie Polie Olie
He's small and smart and round

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-Howdy
-Howdy

-Hooray
-Hooray

And in the land of curves and curls
He's the swellest kid around

-And in the land of curves and curls
-He's the swellest kid

The swellest kid around

[ALL CHEER]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

How, Captain Olie. Any sign of treasure?

-Nothing to starboard, Barnacle Billy.
-Argh!

[GASPS] Bouncing blocks! What's that?

[PINGING]

PERCY: My new metal detector
is especially designed

to find itty-bitty magnetic things, boys.

Jeepers, Mr. Polie.
Have you found anything yet?

Not yet, Billy,
but I'm just getting started.

-Lots of lawn to cover.
-[METAL DETECTOR PINGING]

You just sweep it back and forth
like this until...

-[BELL DINGING RAPIDLY]
-Bingo.

-Treasure!
-Argh!

[CHUCKLING] Well, maybe not treasure,
but it's better to find a can this way

than sucking it up in the lawn polisher.

[SIGHS] I seem to spend half my time
prying nuts and bolts out of that rascal.

Dad, could Billy and I try
your metal detector?

We'll sweep the whole rest of the yard
for you.

Sure, boys. That'd be a big help.

I need to get some new parts
for the lawn polisher.

[SIGHS] Again.

-[METAL DETECTOR PINGING]
-OLIE: Argh!

Now, we can find real treasure.
Right, Barnacle Billy?

You betcha, Captain Olie. I mean, argh!

-[METAL DETECTOR PINGING]
-BILLY: Did you get something already?

-[GRUNTS] I think... Oh, whoa!
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

-You okay, Olie?
-I'm better than okay, Billy.

-Wow.
-BOTH: A spoon!

I'll bet it's really old.
It probably belonged to a cave-bot.

-Wow! Can I try it now?
-Sure.

-[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
-[PINGING]

-[BELL DINGING]
-Gotcha!

Gee willikers! I've been looking
for that car all summer. Thanks, Billy.

Come on, let's go hunt for more.

[BELL DINGING]

Wow. A lug nut. Real treasure.

This is starting to be some pile of loot,
Captain Olie.

Argh! Where will we put it all?

[CACKLING SECRETIVELY]
Follow me, I know just the place.

We'll keep everything here. Okey-dokey?

We'll use the can to hold all
the treasure we find.

-BOTH: Argh!
-[BELL DINGING]

-A bolt.
-Wow.

It seems like there's treasure everywhere.

-Aye, aye.
-And we're going to find it all!

BOTH: Argh!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Phew! This treasure hunting is starting
to overheat my gears.

-I need a drink.
-Me, too.

Let's get our canteen,
so we can keep searching longer.

Good thinking, Olie.
Meet you back here in a tick and a tock.

[ZOWIE HUMMING]

Hmm.

Look, Cutie, treasure!
Treasure fairy bring.

[ZOWIE GIGGLING]

To the greatest treasure hunters
in the whole universe.

-BOTH: Argh!
-[BOTH GUZZLE]

-BOTH: Ah!
-Hey, what did you do with the can?

-Me? I didn't touch it, did you?
-Uh-uh.

-Not here.
-Nope.

[SIGHS]

No missing can's going to stop
Barnacle Billy and Captain Olie,

-scourges of the high seas.
-Right you are.

There's more treasure to be had
in them thar lawn.

-[BOTH GUZZLE]
-BOTH: Argh!

-[PINGING]
-[BOTH GUZZLE]

Gosh, Olie, we've searched
every square inch of both our yards.

I bet we got every piece of treasure
there was to get.

BOTH: Argh!

You know, I think I may have
had a little too much water.

I think I drank more water
than there is in all the oceans.

BOTH: Argh!

Maybe we should stop talking about water
and oceans and seas for a while.

I gotta go, Billy.
I'll take the treasure with me.

I think it'd be safer at my house.

What's the matter? Don't you trust me?

Sure. Don't you trust me?

-[SLOSHING]
-BOTH: I gotta go!

[HUMMING]

Treasure fairy come again?

Yay! Treasure fairy come back.
Nice fairy.

[GIGGLES]

[SIGHS]

[GASPS] Not again!

Say, Olie, funny how you got here first
and the can is gone again.

Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you didn't have
to go to the bathroom at all.

Maybe you were just trying to get rid
of me,

-so you could take the treasure.
-I took the treasure?

-You mean, you took the treasure.
-No, I mean you.

More like you.

Well, we've got a metal detector.
Let's use it to find the can.

Fine by me.

-Let's start at your house.
-No way.

-Hey, it's pointing to your house.
-So, that's where you hid the loot.

-Did not.
-Did, too!

-[PINGING]
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, isn't this the way to your room,
Olie?

Wrong. It's pointing down the hall.

Pretty clever of you to hide it
near my room, though, Billy.

Oh, sure, Olie.

-BOTH: Zowie's room?
-[BELL DINGING RAPIDLY]

BOTH: Huh?

Look what Zowie find.
Treasure fairy bring!

Zowie share with Cutie.

Want share treasure, Olie and Billy?
Share?

Friends?

It was Zowie all along and I blamed you.

-I'm awful sorry, Billy.
-I'm sorry, too, Olie.

I should have known
you'd never steal anything.

I guess we've discovered
that the only real treasure

is the kind you can share.
Right, Barnacle Billy?

-You said it, Captain Olie.
-[ICE CREAM TRUCK BELL DINGING]

Ooh, icy-cream! Share, share, share!

-You betcha, Zow.
-BOTH: Argh!

-Mwah.
-[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLURPS]

Aw! What a sh*t. Now that's a treasure.

[PERCY LAUGHING]

[KIDS LAUGHING]

OLIE: Over the moon and to the stars,
asteroidbot!

[IMITATING WHIRRING NOISE]

-Can I see asteroidbot?
-Okey-dokey.

Hmm.

-So, what's he do?
-He makes a noise when you do this.

[WHIRRING]

-Oh, but does he move and stuff?
-Nope.

[WHIRRING]

He's a really old toy.
Toys didn't move back then.

But he's extra special.

As he was my dad's when he was
knee-high to a jackhammer.

-Your dad's? Wow! That is old.
-Uh-huh.

Dad and asteroidbot had all kinds
of neat space adventures

just like we do.

Come on, let's send him into orbit.

Mission control to asteroidbot.

Spin-o-rooter booster rockets ready
for ignition.

-Blast off!
-OLIE: To the stars, asteroidbot!

BILLY: Hey! Last one
to the slide's a rusty gear!

-[BOTH LAUGHING]
-BILLY: Whoa!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[SPOT SNIFFING]

-Hmm. Where'd you see him last, Olie?
-I left him right here.

-I don't see him.
-I'm sorry, Dad.

-I didn't mean to lose him.
-I know you didn't, Olie.

-[WHIMPERS]
-OLIE: We've got to find him.

We've just got to.

Wait a sec.

Any luck?

Nope.

Hmm.

I'll try the slide.

Whoo-hoo! [GRUNTS]

-OLIE: See him?
-PERCY: No.

[SNIFFS]

-I think it's time to head home, Olie.
-Oh, but asteroidbot's still lost.

-[WHIMPERS]
-Hey, maybe we'll get lucky

and someone will hand him in
to the Polieville Lost and Found.

I sure hope so.

-He's my very, very favorite-est toy.
-[SIGHS] Mine, too, son.

-Mine, too.
-[SPOT WHIMPERS]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

[RINGS]

Olie House. Oh, howdy, Baxter.

Sounds like a great gear-greasing idea.
I'll be over in a jiffy.

-Did somebody find asteroidbot?
-Afraid not, Olie.

He's lost for good. I just know it.

-[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
-[SPOT WHIMPERS]

[SIGHS]

Thanks for trying to cheer me up, Spot,
but the only toy I want is asteroidbot.

[SPOT WHIMPERING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[CHIRPS]

[BUZZING EXCITEDLY]

-[CHIRPS]
-[GRUNTS]

[YELPS]

-[YELPS]
-[CHIRPS]

[GROWLS]

[YIPPING]

-[CHIRPS]
-[SPOT BARKING]

[BARKING]

-[WHIRRING]
-[BARKING QUIZZICALLY]

[SPOT YELPING]

[WHINES]

-[LAUGHS]
-[YIPS]

-[MEOWING]
-[BARKING]

[LAUGHS]

[WHIMPERS]

[YIPS EXCITEDLY]

[HONKS]

[MEOWS]

[MEOWS ANGRILY]

[CHIRPS]

-[GRUNTS]
-[GROWLS]

[SPOT GRUNTING]

-[GRUNTING]
-[WHIRRING]

[YIPS]

[PURRS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[WHIRRING]

[GRUNTS]

[MEOWS]

[PURRS]

-[SLURPS]
-BONITA: Dicey, let's cha-cha-cha.

Din-din time. It's your favorite.

[PERCY SNORING]

-[WHIRRING]
-[GASPS]

-Dad!
-Wh... wh... what?

Look!

[LAUGHS] He's back! Asteroidbot's back!
Spot found him!

[LAUGHS] Well, roll me up
and bounce me around.

He's rough around the edges,

but with a little buffin' and polishin'
he'll be good as new.

Good boy, Spot!

-[BARKS]
-Thanks, old boy.

You're the bestest pooch
in the whole wide Polie Universe.

[SPOT PANTS]

-Over the moon and to the stars!
-PERCY: Blast off!

-Asteroidbot!
-[SPOT YIPS]

[PERCY LAUGHING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Drink, drink, drink.

-Drink, drink, drink.
-POLINA: Okey-dokey.

Thanks for the help, Zow.

All our flowery friends
got a good, long drink.

Aw, no more thirsty flowers?

Whoa! Oh! [EXCLAIMS] Whoa!

Hi, Mom. Howdy, Zow.
How's the watering go...

-PERCY: What's up?
-Hey! Whoa! Whoa!

-PERCY: Whoa, whoa, Nellie!
-OLIE: Whoa!

-[DICEY MEOWING]
-[SPOT BARKING]

Oh! I do believe that we have
the liveliest yard in Polieville, Zowie.

-Zow?
-ZOWIE: Thirsty flower friends?

Nokey-dokey. Those pots are all empty.

-[BARKING]
-[MEOWING]

-Whoa! [GRUNTS]
-Whoa!

ZOWIE: [ECHOING] Hello?

[LAUGHS]

Hello?

Hmm.

-[LAUGHS, GASPS]
-[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello.

Oh, poor flowery sick.

[SOBS]

-Whoa!
-Woo-hoo!

-[CRYING] Mommy, Daddy, Olie!
-[SPOT GRUNTS]

-[ZOWIE CRYING]
-Ooh. What is it, Punkin?

-Flowery need help!
-Oh, dear.

-Zow?
-What's all the hullaballoo?

-ZOWIE: Why flowery sick, Mommy?
-POLINA: Don't know, Zow.

One thing's for sure
I didn't plant that little Fellah.

Poor thing. He's had no help
from Mr. Sunny under here.

Jeepers, can't we help him?

PERCY: We can sure give
it our best rolie-polie try.

-Right, g*ng?
-ALL: You betcha!

Yay! [GIGGLES]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

POLINA: He'll get plenty of sun here.

And we've given him some nice soil
to sink his roots in.

Now, Zow, would you hand me
that stick and some string, please?

Okey-dokey.

OLIE: Time for your special
plant food, Mom?

You betcha, Olie.

Drink, drink, drink.
Drink, drink, drink.

Well, that's the best we can do.

-Got to let nature take it from here.
-Okey-dokey, Daddy.

Zowie talk to flowery?

Why, sure. That would be just fine.

No worry, flowery. Zowie look after you.
Zowie love flowery.

-[GASPING] Mommy, flowery smile.
-Good for you, Zow.

One of the most important things

for a growing thing to know
is that it's loved.

-[MILD-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
-[LAWN POLISHER HUMMING]

Uh-oh.

-PERCY: What's up, Zow?
-[SCOFFS]

Waxing noise scare flowery.

Well. [CHUCKLES]

Um, I guess I could
wax the lawn tomorrow.

[PERCY GROANING]

[CHUCKLES]

Whoa! [GRUNTS]

Hey, it's my sh*t, Zowie.

No sh*t, Olie. No boinky ball.

-Why not?
-Might smash flowery.

Olie no play boinky ball.

[GROANS]

[MEOWING AND BARKING]

Stop! Bad Spot. Bad Dicey.

Too loud. No woof, no meow.

[SPOT AND DICEY GROAN]

No worry, flowery.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

-[SIGHS]
-[WHIMPERS]

Mom, Zowie won't let me do anything
in the backyard.

Zowie's just trying to help
her little flowery friend get well.

But, Mom...

We all need to have a little patience
with her on this one.

[SIGHS] She means well,
but she has to learn

that there are some things
we just can't control.

PERCY: [CHUCKLING] Mind you, it's going
to be tough to convince her of that.

[BIRD CHIRPING]

[SHUSHES]

Cold, flowery? Zowie fix.

POLINA: Zow, time for lunch.

Zowie go eat. Me come back soon,
Okey-dokey?

ZOWIE: Flowery, flowery, flowery,
Flowery, flowery, flowery.

Ooh, backyard feel quiet.

Flowery?

Flowery?

Oh.

Flowery sick again?

Oh, poor little Zow, she feels so sad

Her flower friend is hanging low

Zowie feels

So sad

Why the long face, Punkin?

[SNIFFLES] Flowery sad.

Oh, let's have a look see, okey-dokey?

[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

PERCY: Golly, Zow.

I think flowery might like
to join the backyard again.

I know it's pretty noisy and bouncy
and zoomy in our backyard,

but that's the way we like it,
and I think flowery does, too.

Flowery no like wall? Want come out?

Flowery can't be a real part of the family
if we lock him away.

How about we take this wall down
and let him stretch his petals a bit?

Okey-dokey.

Oh, well, you just can't stay
So sad all day

Everybody's happy and we like it that way

Hooray for Zowie, her flower's okay
Hip, hip, hippi-hip, hip, hooray

-Yeah
-[BARKING]

-[MEOWING]
-[CHIRPING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC ENDS]
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