04x05 - The Wizard of Dizz!

[bunniefuu]

[birds chirping]

[laughs] Hey, everybody!
It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

[loon howls]

[laughs] I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,

we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[cheerful music playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call.

-Donald!
-Present.

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Goofy!
-Here.

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here.

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here.

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

The Clubhouse presents a Minnie Special!

[Mickey reading]

[doorbell chiming]

Whoa!

Oh, hi, everybody.

I've been working hard
decorating the clubhouse all day.

You see, today is Clubhouse Day.

And our fans are coming over
to have a big celebration.

Boy, there's still so much of the
clubhouse that needs to be decorated.

Say, maybe Minnie can help. Oh...

But she's making
a special cake for the party.

You know, I can't wait to see it.

Let's go take a peek in the kitchen.

[grunts]

Gee, that's funny. No Minnie.

[door opening]

[door closing]

-Hi, Mickey.
-Oh! [chuckles]

Hiya, Minnie.

Oh, my, what's all this?

Well, don't you remember?
This is for the...

[doorbell chiming]

[wind blowing]

Hi, Mickey. We're right on time

to help set up
for the Clubhouse Day party.

I brought a tablecloth
with pink, pink, pink polka dots.

Mmm. Looks like everybody's here.

Everything looks great.

But Minnie, I don't see your special cake.

Well, um, you see, I...

Dear girl, I hope you didn't forget
it's Clubhouse Day.

Oh, my, I did forget.
And I didn't make my special cake.

Oh. Now I've disappointed everyone.

Aw, don't worry, Minnie.

[door banging]

Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, my.

It sure is getting windy today.

[grunts] Huh? Ooh!

[grunting]

Phew!

[blaring]

Hello there, all of you everyones.

Ooh, I see a great big whirling wind
a-blowing in from the north.

So just to be safe,

everybody should take shelter

in the clubhouse basement down there.

Sure thing, Professor.

Over and out, goodbye.

Come on, everybody, to the basement.

Oh, boy. Whoo!

[yells]

This is fun.

Last one in's a flying monkey.

[Toodles] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Yippee.

[gasps] Oh...

There goes my bow.

[Mickey] Uh-oh! After it, Pluto.

[Pluto barks]

[barking]

[still barking]

[barking]

[whirl sound]

[Mickey] Oh, gosh. It's a big whirly wind!

Minnie, hurry. We've got
to get down to the basement.

Oh! The wind is too strong. [yells]

Don't worry, Mickey.
We'll be safe in the Shoe Garage.

Okay. Be careful!

[howls]

[whimpers]

[Pluto barks]

[Minnie] Hold on, Pluto,
I think we're going for a little ride!

[thudding]

-Oh!
-[barks]

Oh, my. Are you all right, Pluto?

[barks]

I hope everything's okay at the clubhouse.

[barks]

[whines]

This doesn't look like the clubhouse.
I wonder where we are, Pluto.

[barks]

Oh, my.

[gasps]

Look. [giggles]

This place is really silly.

[barks] [pants]

-[Clarabelle] Oh![laughs]
-[barks]

[Clarabelle] Oh, goodness sakes.

[Clarabelle laughs]

[barks]

Oopsie me. [giggles]

Ooh!

You have a wand.
Are you a fairy or a witch?

I'm a witch. Good Witch Clarabelle.

And who are you?

I'm Minnie Mouse, and this is Pluto.

[barks] [pants]

Goodness, how did you two get here?

Well, um, it's a little confusing.

We don't even know where here is.

Why, you're in the Land of...

The Land of, um...

[Chip and Dale] [laughing]
You're in the Land of Dizz.

Oh, yes, the Land of Dizz.

Who said that?

[continue laughing]

We did.

Hi, there.

Who are you?

He's Chip.

And he's Dale.

[both] We're the Chipmunchkins.

[laughing]

[laughs] It's nice to meet you, boys.

Where are you from?

Pluto and I are from the clubhouse.

The clubhouse?

Yes, it's wonderful.

Oh, it is. All my friends are there,
and I miss them terribly.

So, that's why I really need to get back.

Hmm...

Oh! I know just the thing
to help you get back home.

[gasps] You do?

[Clarabelle]
Oh, those shoes look marvelous.

Oh! They sparkle!

But how will the shoes
help me get back to the clubhouse?

That's a very good question. But, uh...

Oh, silly me, I forget.
What do those shoes do?

Well, I know they do something
because they're magic shoes.

[Pete] Did someone say magic shoes?

Ooh, I want them.

[Pete] Ow!

[Chip] It's the Bad Witch.

Bad Witch Pete.

[whistles]

Okay, little lady,
just hand over the magic shoes

and there won't be any trouble.

Witch Pete, those sparkly green shoes
aren't for you.

[scoffs]

My hat will help me cast a spell.

Let's hope those shoes
will fit me real good.

Abraca...

[groans]

Oh, goosebumps.

Good Witch Clarabelle,
you're always bursting my bubble.

I'll get those magic shoes,

if it's the last thing I do.
[evil laughter]

Whoa!

[thud] [Pete grunts] I'm okay.

Now, my dear, where did you say
you wanted to go?

Home! To the clubhouse.
And you said the shoes can help me.

Oh, yes.

Oh. It's too bad I can't remember
what those shoes actually do.

Hmm... [gasps]

You know, there is someone
in the Land of Dizz

who knows everything.

Really? Who?

Why, the Wizard of Dizz.

He's an amazing wizard
who lives in the City of Handy Helpers.

Maybe he can help you.

Oh, I hope so.

I have a feeling
I'm going to need a lot of help today.

Will you help me find the Wizard of Dizz,

so that Pluto and I can get back home
to the clubhouse?

You will? You're such good friends.

I'm going to give you
some extra help, too, Minnie.

Get ready for some wonderful Mouseketools.

[Minnie] Ooh!

[Pluto howls]

Behold. Here is the Mouseke-dizz.

And say hello to Woodles.

[bell rings]

Woodles?

[ringing]

[gasps] You remind me of a friend
we have at the clubhouse.

♪ Mouseke-wee
Mouseke-woo Mouseke-wiz ♪

♪ It's here
You'll find the Mouseke-dizz ♪

Woodles is bringing The Mouseketools?

-Yes, he is.
-Yes, he is.

Yes, he is.

♪ Mouseke-wee, Mouseke-woo
Mouseke-wiz ♪

♪ Dance on over to the Mouseke-dizz ♪

Just call Woodles for a Mouseketool!

-[Clarabelle] That's his biz.
-Yes, it is.

Yes, it is.

♪ Mouseke-wee, Mouseke-woo
Mouseke-wiz ♪

♪ Mouseke-dee, Mouseke-doo
Mouseke-dizz ♪

[Clarabelle] Let's see.

We have a pink beach towel.

[Minnie] Three colorful turtles.
Oh, how fun.

[Clarabelle] A pogo stick.
And the Mystery Mouseketool.

That's a surprise tool
that can help you later.

♪ Just call Woodles for a Mouseketool ♪

♪ Mouseke-dee, Mouseke-doo
Mouseke-dizz ♪

Wonderful, you've got your Mouseketools.

Now have a safe trip
to meet the Wizard of Dizz.

And watch out for sneaky Witch Pete.

Oh, don't worry, we'll be careful.

Bye-bye.

Goodbye. Ooh! Ooh!

[Chip] To find the Wizard of Dizz...

[Dale] Follow the pink polka-dotted path.

[giggles] Thank you, Chipmunchkins.

[both] You're welcome.

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go and meet
The amazing Wizard of Dizz ♪

♪ Let's hope he's the amazing wizard ♪

-♪ That everyone says he is ♪
-[barks]

Oh.

Oh! [howls] [barks]

Pluto, that's only a scarecrow.

Howdy and hello.

How do you do and how are you?

Oh, my. A talking scarecrow.

[caws]

That's right. I can talk and walk
and do all sorts of things.

I'm supposed to shoo away
the birds, but...

[caws]

Well, [chuckles] I guess they like me.

I'd like to come down and meet you,
but I'm stuck up here.

Oh, you poor dear.

[grunting]

I can't reach you. You're too high.

We need a Mouseketool
to help us reach the Goofy Scarecrow

and get him down.

Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Too..."
Oops, I mean,

[sing-song] "Oh, Woodles."

[sing-song] Oh, Woodles.

[Minnie] Let's see,
we have a pink beach towel,

three colorful turtles, a pogo stick

and the Mystery Mouseketool.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to get the Goofy Scarecrow down?

How about the pogo stick?

We can use the pogo stick
to jump up and get him down.

We've got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[grunts]

Whoa!

I'm free. Free as a bird.

-[barks]
-[caws]

My name's Scarecrow Goofy.

Well, how do you do?
I'm Minnie and this is Pluto.

[barks]

We're on our way
to the City of Handy Helpers

to ask the Wizard of Dizz to help us
get back home to the clubhouse.

What's the clubhouse?

Oh, it's a fun place where all our friends
are waiting for us to have a big party.

Gosh.

What's a party?

You mean, you don't know what a party is?

Nope, that's because I'm Goofy.

My head's all stuffed with straw,
instead of brains.

♪ If I weren't so goofy
I'm sure I'd think of things a lot ♪

♪ I'd know why strawberry jelly
Is so yummy for my belly ♪

♪ I wouldn't have a goofy thought ♪

♪ De-dum-de-deedle-dee-do ♪

♪ If I weren't so goofy
I'd think of things that I forgot ♪

♪ I'd know where I put my sock ♪

♪ I could even read a clock ♪

Cuck-coo! Cuck-coo!

♪ I wouldn't have a goofy thought ♪

♪ De-dum-de-deedle-dee-do ♪

♪ If I weren't so goofy ♪

A-hyuck!

Gosh, I wish I had a brain.

If you come with us, maybe
the Wizard of Dizz can help you, too.

-You mean it?
-Uh-huh.

Why, I'd be happy to come along.

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

[both] ♪ Let's go and meet
The amazing Wizard of Dizz ♪

♪ Let's hope he's the amazing wizard
That everyone says he is ♪

[Pluto barks]

Oh, my, this is a very colorful place.

Yeah. And it's full of colors, too.

[muffled grunts]

[gasps] What was that sound?

I'm not sure.

[muffled grunts]

But I think it's coming from over there.

[gasps] Gosh.

It's a tin mouse.

[grunts]

Did you just try to talk?

[barks]

Look, here's a key.

Maybe he'll move if we use the key
to wind him up.

Just like a toy.

Hot dog!

Thank you. Gosh, I might have
been here forever

if you hadn't come along.

I'm Mickey the Tin Mouse. Who are you?

I'm Minnie, and these are my friends,
Pluto and Scarecrow Goofy.

We're on our way
to the City of Handy Helpers

to meet the Wizard of Dizz.

I'm hoping he can help me get back
to the clubhouse.

And I'm looking for a brain.

Gee, I could use something
to keep me going.

Then I wouldn't worry
about winding down all the time.

Hmm...

Interesting, what keeps you going, Minnie?

Well, I have a heart.
That keeps me going all day long.

Oh, wow! Maybe I could get one of those.

♪ If I didn't need a key
I'm sure I'd run a race and win ♪

♪ A heart would keep me goin'
I wouldn't be slowin' ♪

♪ I'd jump and dance around and spin ♪

♪ De-dum-de-deedle-dee-dee ♪

♪ If I didn't need a key
I'd swing and climb in every tree ♪

♪ 'Cause a heart would keep me goin'
Wouldn't be any slowin' ♪

♪ No, nothin' would be stoppin' me ♪

♪ De-dum-de-deedle-dee-dee ♪

♪ If I didn't need a key ♪

So, do you think the Wizard
could give me a heart?

Sure, why not? Come on.

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go ♪

♪ Let's go and meet
The amazing Wizard of Dizz ♪

♪ Let's hope he's the amazing wizard
That everyone says he is ♪

[Donald] Roar! Roar!

-Gosh.
-[Donald] Roar!

I wonder what kind of animal
is making that roar.

Roar!

Roar!

[croaks]

Roar!

Roar!

[laughs] Ribbet.

Hey, what's the big idea?

[both] Ribbet. [laugh]

This is exasperating.

I want to be king of the jungle.

[laughing]

Roar!

[laughing]

Roar!

[laughs] Who are you?

I'm Donald the Lion. Roar!

What? Oh.

[Minnie laughs]

You're a funny lion.

Oh. But there's nothing bad about that.

Gosh, don't you want to be funny?

No.

♪ If I were king
Nobody would laugh at me ♪

-[laugh]
-Roar!

♪ I'd be like a lion
I wouldn't be cryin' ♪

♪ I'd command
everything you see ♪

♪ Dee-dum-de-deedle-dee-dee ♪

♪ If I were king
They'd all bow down to me ♪

Roar!

♪ But no one treats me like a lion
So why do I keep tryin'? ♪

♪ It's so exasperating to me ♪

♪ Dee-dum-de-deedle-dee-dum ♪

♪ If I were king ♪

Say, maybe the Wizard of Dizz
can help you.

Do you think he could?

Why not?

I bet you he could help you
be king of the jungle.

Oh, boy. Then let's go see the Wizard.

♪ Let's go
Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go and meet
The amazing Wizard of Dizz ♪

♪ Let's hope he's the amazing wizard
That everyone says he is ♪

[barks]

-[croaks]
-[tweets]

Coco!

Eek-eek-ook.

Coco, my flying monkey minion.

I shall cast an amazing spell
to get those magic shoes,

and you're going to help me.

Eek-eek-ook-ook.

Now check out
this nifty little trickedy-trick.

Oh, no.

Gosh, where'd this water come from?

I wonder if Bad Witch Pete did this.
He's after my shoes.

[evil laughs]

Now Minnie'll have to take her shoes off,

so's they don't get wet
when she tries to cross the water.

And then you can go and fetch them
for me like a good girl.

Won't you, Coco? Yes, you will.

Eek-ook-ook!

[Goofy] Hmm. How are we
going to get across the water?

It looks like we need a Mouseketool.
Everybody say,

[sing-song] "Oh, Woodles!"

[sing-song] Oh, Woodles!

[bell rings]

[Minnie]
Let's see, we have a pink beach towel,

three colorful turtles

and a Mystery Mouseketool.

Which Mouseketool can we use
to cross the water?

[Goofy] How about them turtles?

We could jump from shell to shell.

[Minnie] We've got ears. Say, "Cheers."

[Goofy] Thanks, turtles.

Broken broomsticks. My plan didn't work.

I just have to get those magic shoes.

They match my eyes.

Eek-ook-ook.

[mutters]

[stifled sneeze]

[sighs]

Galloping goblins.

Be careful with that tail, Coco.
You almost made me sneeze.

Eek-ook.

If I sneeze, I lose all my magic power.

And for a sneaky witch like me,
that's bad.

[Mickey] Oh, boy. There it is.
The City of Handy Helpers.

Come on, let's go.

[Minnie] To be continued.

That means we'll finish
our story next time.[giggles]

Toodle-loo.

♪ Oh, the Clubhouse is the best place ♪

♪ The best place to be ♪

♪ It's somewhere
Where friends are for you ♪

-And for me?
-Oh yes.

♪ There's no other place ♪

♪ That I'd rather be ♪

'Cause the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
is the best place.

It's the best place.

♪ Yes, it's the best place to be ♪

[howls]