01x03 - Come Together/Rain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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01x03 - Come Together/Rain

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Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[thunder rumbling]

[Walter] Focus, everyone, focus!

Okay, let's...

Let's start the rehearsal.

Mad Scientist Bug.

That's your cue.

Oh, uh... [clears throat]

My tickle-me machine is, uh,
ready at last.

Soon the whole world will be helpless
with laughter.

[cackles]

Think again, Mad Scientist Bug.

The Silver Skater is here
to foil your evil plan.

Whoo-hoo!

Hello! Can the Silver Skater
please be careful of my pictures?

You don't scare me, Skater.

Release the, uh... Slime Monster!

Glub, glub, glubee.

-I'll slime you to slithereens!
-Hyah!

Take a hike, Slime Monster.
The Ninja Princess is here. Hyah!

Watch out for my... lamp! [sighs]

And here comes the best-est
super bug hero of all!

Super Bug!

-[Buzz grunting]
-[Walter yells]

-Not my pictures!
-Oopsie.

Time-out!

[sighs]

I know everyone's having oodles of fun,

but can we all be
a teensy bit more careful?

The Silver Skater can't be careful.

Let's just play at someone else's house.

But we already tried that, remember?

First we tried Jay's house,
but it was too, uh... messy.

[sniffing] So, does it smell
like old socks in here?

Then we tried Buzz's house,
but it was too... small.

Super Bug to-- [grunts]

So, we tried Kumi's house, but there were
too many... fun things to distract us.

♪ Spoon-spinning love, spoon-spinning love
With the spoon spin ♪

[Crick] And my house was too,
uh, scien-crific.

Oh, Walter, please don't squish that...

Buzz, that's not a toy.

Jay, that experiment is very, um...

unstable.

So, it seems like no-one's house is,
well, perfect.

I told you we can stay here
as long as everyone is careful.

We are being careful, Walter.

Yeah, you're freaking out
for no reason. [grunts]

[shrieks] Uncle Tusk's lamp.
My most prized possession.

-But... But I didn't mean to.
-That's it!

I'm out of here!

Oh, wait. This is my house.

Everyone else, please leave!

[all grumbling]

By my, uh, crickto-calculations,

the scale of bug arguing
has just reached level ten.

Extreme botheration.

Look, no one will play with anyone.

Problem identified.

Friends arguing over where to play.

No home is perfect. Solution?

[groans]

I know. We need a new place.

A place that isn't anyone's
because it's everyone's.

But where could that--?

Ooh!

Yes!

A house in a tree.

A tree house,
where we can all come together and play.

Uh...

New problem identified.

How do I, uh, bring arguing friends
together to build this?

[whistling]

Draw it and they will come, I hope.

-What you doing, Cricks?
-Just designing a tree house.

-How come trees need a house?
-No, no. It's for us.

A house in a tree where we can play.

Awesome! Now, does it have lots
and lots of room for me to fly up, up, up?

It could, but I need some spider silk
for safety lines and--

Sure. I'll get some from Doris.

-[laughs] Boink!
-[chuckles]

-What's she so excited about?
-I'm designing a tree house.

A tree house? Okay.
You know what it really needs?

A deck where you could sit out
and read, like this.

Mmm. But we'll have to get
more twigs and supports.

I can get all that.

-So, what's this tree house thing? Oh!
-[gasps]

You know what would make it cool?
A slide. A cool slide.

Okay. But we'll need
some cardboard tubes and--

-Oh, I know where to get those.
-Why do bugs keep coming in here?

Oh, I'm planning a tree house.

Hmm. Not bad.

Oh, but it would be so much better
with an elevator, like... like so.

Well, then I need more rope
and a seat and--

I'm all over it like a slug on lettuce.

So far, so good.

[grunting]

[humming]

Can I please borrow some silk, Doris?

Take what you need, honey pea.

Just be careful not to...

[screaming]

do just that.

Look out below!

Whoa!

[all yelling]

Wait, wait up.
I want... I wanna play, too.

[all yelling]

-Crick! Look out!
-Watch out!

Oh, my...

[panting] That was awesome!

-Why'd you almost run us over?
-It wasn't my fault.

-It was Buzz.
-It wasn't me. It was Doris's web.

[yells] Everything's gone dark.

Walter, calm down.

That's enough!

You... You bugs have got to stop arguing!

If you could only hear yourselves.

You sound crazy.

Well, I can sound crazy, too.

Listen to this.

♪ Here come old flattop
He come grooving up slowly ♪

♪ He got joo-joo eyeball ♪

♪ He one holy roller ♪

♪ He got hair down to his knee ♪

♪ One thing I can tell you
Is you got to be free ♪

♪ Come together right now ♪

♪ Over me ♪

♪ Right ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Come together right now ♪

♪ Over me ♪

Because of all your ideas,
this could be the best tree house ever.

[all gasp]

But we can't build it
if we fight all the time.

[Kumi] Whoa!

It's even cooler than before.
Who added the twisty slide?

Me. Who added the awesome elevator?

[clears throat] That was moi!

And I put in extra space
for flying and bouncing. [giggles]

Nice one, Buzz.

So, I'm gonna start building,
but I'll need all your help.

We're all gonna need to come together.

-♪ He bag production ♪
-♪ He got walrus gumboot ♪

♪ He one spinal cr*cker ♪

♪ He got feet down below his knee ♪

[humming]

♪ Come together right now ♪

♪ Over me ♪

-♪ He roller-coaster ♪
-♪ He got early warning ♪

♪ He got muddy water ♪

[humming]

♪ He say, "One and one
And one is three" ♪

♪ Got to be good-looking
'Cause he's so hard to see ♪

♪ Come together right now ♪

♪ Over me ♪

♪ Come together ♪

♪ Come together ♪

♪ Come together ♪

-♪ Come together ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Come together ♪

-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Come together ♪

-♪ Come together ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

-♪ Come together ♪
-[grunts, then laughs]

The Silver Skater thinks
this place is the coolest.

Hyah!

So does the Ninja Princess!

Super Duper Bug thinks it's awesome, too!

I even wrote you a new part.

You're not a mad scientist anymore.

Huh? Who am I, then?

You are the quiet genius
who stops the super bugs fighting.

And brings them all together as a team.

Because... Because together
we can do anything!

[all laughing]

Ribbety-dibbety-bibbety-bow.

Hey, young bug brothers and sisters,
I'm good to go.

-Y'all ready to roll?
-I was ready yesterday, Boris.

Wish me luck!

[grunting]

Jay, wait.

The chances of breaking a limb are,
by my calculations, alarmingly high.

[whooping]

-Yeah!
-[Buzz] Yay!

Absolutely tumble-riffic.

Whoo-hoo!

Positively twirl-a-licious.

I'm terrified, yet strangely excited.

[yelling]

[giggles]

[panting]

You've got this, little bug sister.

Remember, be the bounce.

[yelling]

Ta-da!

That was, uh... crash-flop-ulous?

[grunts]

-[spits]
-[Boris laughs]

Chin up, young bug.

Remember, long as you bounce,
it always counts.

Uh, Kumi, something's wrong
with your head sticks.

[grunting]

This always happens
when the weather's about to change.

[grunting]

You're saying that they are capable
of predicting the weather?

Yes, and it's really annoying.

It's about to... [gasps] rain!

Guys, we'd better get inside.
It's gonna pour.

But according to my weather pre-crick-tor,
today will remain perfectly sunny.

[beeping]

Uh-oh.

[thunder rumbling]

[all yelling]

See you, Boris!

Man, some folks just can't handle the wet.

[sighs] So bored.

One day of rain is tiresome,
but three days is insufferable.

Crick, how much longer must we wait?

It seems that in wet conditions,
the weather pre-crick-tor unfortunately...

-Breaks?
-Yeah.

Yeah, it breaks.

So, on three, I'm going to perform
a tumble-riffic bounce.

I daresay that's more of an outdoor game.

Chillax, Walter.

Okay, Buzz, one, two...

Ta-da!

Ouchie.

Told you. Outdoor game.

[groans]

You okay, Buzz?
What are you doing?

Wishing. Wishing to stop the rain
so we can play outside.

Good idea, Buzz.

Or we could, like, [gasps]
tie the grass tops together.

Oh, yeah, to make a roof for the village.

What we need is a magical slug sun dance.

[Jay] A magic dance?

[grunting]

I've got a way better idea than that.

I mean, Crick has.

We're totally gonna stop the rain first.

Yeah, sure. Right after I do.

Ha! My magic sun dance will b*at you all.

We're so going to win.

You so aren't.

Fighting won't stop the rain.

Hey, you, sun, go no way.

Rain, shoo, away.
Go again, hey, go, go.

Join me, Buzz.
The louder it is, the better it works.

You watch. As soon as Mr. Sun hears
our glorious chant,

he'll send those clouds packing.

Hey, you, sun, go no way.
Rain, shoo, away...

-Kumi, what's that?
-Cool, huh?

I'm calling it the Wet-Get-Go.

I just hope it works.

Yes.

With a big enough Wet-Get-Go,
we could protect the whole village.

-What do you think?
-Yuck, that's great!

Uh, thanks. But yuck usually means
horrible or disgusting.

Oh.

-Yuck?
-Now you're getting it.

Ha. Using high-velocity, uh,
throwing technology,

the cloud catcher will send
the large silk net over the clouds,

-trapping them.
-Awesome!

Then we winch them
carefully to the ground.

Rain stop. Thanks to my--

-I mean, our brilliant idea.
-You guys think the smartest.

You'd better step back.

Once I release this crank,
the cloud catcher will spin quite fast.

Ooh!

[whooping]

Squishee!

[yelling]

-Quick, Jay. Reel her in!
-[stammers]

Yuck. The yuckiest.

Yeah, all right.
That's the spot right there. [chuckles]

Get down, Brother Boris.

[laughing]

Get down, little sister!

[laughing]

-[shrieks]
-Huh?

-Hi, Boris.
-Hey, young sister.

Didn't see you there.

So, where are all the other
bug brothers and sisters?

They're trying to stop the rain.

Now, why would
they want to go and do that?

Rain's the toy
that doesn't need no batteries.

Rain's the fun that doesn't need no sun.

But rain is all... yuck, isn't it?

Hmm. Lookie here, young bug.

Maybe you'd better hang
with me for a while.

♪ When the rain comes ♪

♪ They run and hide their heads ♪

♪ When the rain comes ♪

♪ When the rain comes ♪

♪ Rain ♪

♪ I don't mind ♪

♪ Shine ♪

[laughing]

♪ The weather's fine ♪

We couldn't stop the rain.

Oh, dear. I think we should, uh...
We need to find Buzz.

♪ I can show you ♪

♪ That when it starts to rain ♪

♪ When the rain comes ♪

♪ Everything's the same ♪

♪ When the rain comes ♪

♪ I can show you ♪

♪ I can show you ♪

♪ Rain ♪

♪ I don't mind ♪

♪ Shine ♪

♪ The weather's fine ♪

Buzz! Where are you, Buzz?

[all] Buzz! Buzz!

Buzz! Buzz!

-[yelps] Mud monsters!
-[Buzz] Mud monsters! Where?

-Where?!
-[laughs]

It's only us, bug sister.
Guess we do look a bit scary.

[laughing]

Buzz!

What are you two doing
out in this terrible storm?

Well, brother slug, we're having a ball
while the rain falls.

Yeah, you can go splashy
and get muddy and slide all day.

Well, that all sounds--

-Quite, uh, fascinating.
-But it's time we headed home.

Before we're utterly soaked through.

-[thunder cracks]
-[all yell]

-It's getting worse.
-How can we go anywhere in this downpour?

We'll all be drenched. Drenched!

[yells]

Ribbety-dibbety-bibbety-bow,
you got this, little bug sister.

[gasps]

Hey, that was my shelter.

Buzz, be careful.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

[all gasp]

[yelling]

-Fantastic.
-Impressive.

That was tumble-riffic.

-Who's next, bug brothers and sisters?
-Me! I am!

♪ Can you hear me ♪

♪ That when it rains and shines ♪

♪ It's just a state of mind? ♪

♪ Can you hear me? ♪

♪ Can you hear me? ♪

♪ Rain ♪

♪ I don't mind ♪

♪ Shine ♪

♪ The weather's fine ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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