02x04 - We Can Work it Out/Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Jay] Hurry up, Walter.

Oh, my. Where are we going, anyway?

-We's going to the--
-Buzz! It's a secret, remember?

Oh, yes. Is a secret.

We's climbing a mountain!

[gasps]

Buzz!

[Walter] Whoa! [grunts]

It wouldn't stay inside me. Sorry.

[sighs] Doesn't matter.
We're almost there.

Look. The Mountain of Amazing Marvels.

We're not climbing that monstrous pile
of festering stinky trashiness, are we?

Whatever for?

To get to the top before anyone else
and win the prize.

-[Kumi] We've been doing this for ages.
-It's a long-standing bug tradition.

[Morgs] And the Cockroach and I
won the prize last year.

Whoa! The Mountain of Marvels trophy!

Oh, I so wanna win it.

But I've never climbed anything
like that before.

Chillax, Walter.
I'm your climbing bug buddy.

You picked me?

Over everyone else?

Oh, Jay, I'm so touched.

So, you up for it?

Well, you know what they say,
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

Yay!

Come on, Morgsie, let's go.

-You're talking to the stick, Buzz.
-[Buzz] Oopsie.

[giggles] Sorry, Morgsie.

Stick again. [sighs]

I'm used to it.

Story of my life.

[grunting]

Come on.

[all grunting]

Cool climbing technique, Buzz.

[Walter wheezing]

Whoa! Whoa! [screaming]

[screaming]

Help! Jay, help!

[Jay grunting]

I got you.

Now, let's go, go, go!

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

No. Jay, I'm scared,
and my squish is aching.

There's nothing to be scared of, Walter.

You're doing great, okay?

No, I'm not.

I'm a slug. We're not built for climbing.

But you want the trophy, don't you?

[sighs] Well, it would look stylish
in my guest room, but...

[grunts] Walter!

I'm not kidding, Jay.

Heights terrify me.

I cannot climb one... step... further.

You have to.

We're climbing bug buddies.

[sighs] I know, and I'm truly sorry,
but you'll have to cut me loose.

What? You're not serious.

Yes. Cut me loose. I'm begging you.

On the count of three, okay?

One...

[screaming]

I never thought you were a quitter!

[Walter thuds]

What... uh, happened?

Where's Walter?

He gave up, like a scaredy slug.
Now no one gets the trophy.

[Buzz] Ah!

But-- But he looks so sad.

[Walter] ♪ He's slugging to the oldies ♪

♪ It's slug time
And this is slug 'n' slime ♪

♪ And it's sluggin', sluggin'
Sluggin' on down the line ♪

Cha-cha, cha-cha-cha.

Cha-cha-cha-cha.

Um, I thought you said
you were aching and scared.

I-- I was, but now I feel... better.

Because of dancing?

Mm-hm, heh. Oh, my bellyness, yes.

In my book,
dancing is the number one life skill.

[laughs] Seriously? Cha-cha-cha?

[scoffs] Mock me all you want,
but this is way more fun

than struggling up a mountainside
with you, Jay bug.

[growls]

Whoa. Come on, guys. That's enough.

Some climbing buddy. You never even tried.

I did so.

I gave it everything I had.

My whole squish.
But you pushed me too hard.

Pushed you? Ha!

I had to pull you most of the way up.

Bugs! Listen to yourselves!

♪ Think of what you're saying ♪

♪ You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right ♪

♪ Think of what I'm saying ♪

♪ We can work it out and get it straight
Or say good night ♪

♪ We can work it out, we can work it out ♪

♪ Life is very short ♪

♪ And there's no time ♪

♪ For fussing and fighting, my friend ♪

♪ I have always thought
That it's a crime ♪

♪ So I will ask you once again ♪

♪ Try to see it my way ♪

♪ Only time will tell
If I am right or I am wrong ♪

♪ While you see it your way ♪

♪ There's a chance that
We might fall apart before too long ♪

♪ We can work it out ♪

♪ We can work it out ♪

I'm so sorry, Jay.

Um, yeah, me, too, Walter.

Uh, I-- I shouldn't have made fun of you.

Oh, my dear friend. It's forgotten.

Thank goodness that's over.

[chuckles] Okay.
Now, let's get back to the climb.

Ah! I am never going near that mountain
of appalling stinkiness again.

I know why you're not.

Yes? Why?

Because you're a scaredy slug. [groans]

[Walter huffs]

And... we're back.

[grunting]

[Kumi] Jay, wait!

You can't climb
without a climbing bug buddy.

It's way too dangerous.

Oh, yeah?

Well, watch me win that trophy
all on my own.

[gasps]

[gasps]

[whimpers] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[screaming]

[grunts]

[gasps] This can't be good.

[gasps]

[Buzz] Waltzie, please open the curtains.

[Walter] I am a highly sensitive slug,
okay?

And I need "me" time, and maybe
a little ornamental cabbage carving.

Bugs! Bugs! Emergency!

Mee-Yow's got Jay! Come on!

[both panting]

Mee-Yow's got Jay? Wait!

Whoa! Whoa!

[all panting]

Not too close.

If she turns and sees us,
we'll be cat food.

[yelling]

Okay. Mee-Yow's asleep,
so, this is our chance.

All we need is a plan.

We don't have one, do we?

-No.
-No.

[yells]

[snoring]

Whew!

Look! Jay's escaping!

[yells]

Wrong time to be clumsy, Jay.

What are we gonna do?!

[snarls]

-Quick, what can we do, Crick?
-Uh...

Well, we-- We could... um, build a-- No.

Someone has to do something.

Someone has to do something
right now. [yelps]

Whoa! [grunts]

Walter! Are you nuts?

♪ He's slugging to the oldies ♪

♪ It's slug time
And this is slug 'n' slime ♪

♪ And it's sluggin', sluggin'
Sluggin' on down the line ♪

Arms up. Arms down. Sidestep.

-Again, and now we cha-cha, cha-cha-cha.
-I know what to do. Come on.

[Walter] Cha-cha-cha. Cha-cha-cha.
Cha-cha-cha.

-Jay, just in time!
-Yeah.

[Walter] All right. Come on.
Arms up, Jay. No, no.

Up, up. That's it. Come on.
Feel the rhythm. Feel the b*at.

[whispering] Hey, bugs. Psst! Over here.

Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Now take me home, brother bug.

[meows]

[both scream]

[meows]

[bell jingles]

-[bugs gasp]
-[meows]

[bugs screaming and whimpering]

[Julia] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Time for dinner.

[all sigh]

That was just so... awesome!

Put 'er there, dancing buddy! Oh!

Yeah, thanks.

[Katter] And I now present you with...

the Mountain of Marvels Trophy

for heroic moves in the face of danger.

Oh, my. [laughs]

I'd like to thank my squish
for having a natural sense of rhythm,

and my dancing partner, Jay,

without whose recklessness

we never would have been in danger
in the first place.

Uh... yeah. What he said.

Walter saved you by dancing?

Uh-huh. Yep.
Dancing is the number one life skill.

Right, Walter?

♪ Think of what you're saying ♪

♪ You can get it wrong
And still you think that it's all right ♪

♪ Think of what I'm saying ♪

♪ We can work it out and get it straight
Or say good night ♪

♪ We can work it out, we can work it out ♪

[chuckles]

[warbles]

♪ Ahh ♪

The super slippery slug
sashayed stupendously.

The super slippery slug
sashayed stupendously.

[warbles]

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la, la ♪

[Buzz snoring]

-Huh. Psst. Buzz.
-Ah!

When is it gonna start?

Okay. You know your lines. Ahem.

Now go forth and face... your... destiny.

Ta-da! Whoa!

[screaming]

Ta-da!

-[Jay whistling]
-[Buzz snoring]

Oh! Hey, bugs.

[gasps] What's up? Where is I?

[sighs] I wish there was one bug,
just one,

who understood what it is
to be [sighs]... a performer.

[hammer tapping]

Did you hear that?

[all laughing]

[Buzz] Watch out!
[Crick] Hey, Jay. Have a look.

[hammer tapping]

[gasps]

[ants chattering]

[ant 1] No, that way.

[ant 2] This way.

[ant 1] No, that way.

[ant 2] No, this way.

Excuse me, but what are you... doing?

Be amazed at the Living Stick!

[chuckles]

Isn't that just Morgs?

And be astonished by... by... him!

[yelping]

Oh, my bellyness, who is that?

That is the Incredible Electric Bug!

Ah!

And who might you be, my good sir?

Um... Walter.

The Wondrous Walter?

Well, no, just Walter.

"Well, No, Just Walter"?

What kind of poppycock name is that
for a performer?

Unless you're not a performer?

Oh, no, I am a performer,
and I wanna be part of this--

What is this exactly?

The circus, my dear bug.

This is Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.

I say, old bug, any chance
you're a whiz on the trapeze?

We're one acrobat down.

[acrobats] Hey, hey, ho!

Our star Billy Shears jumped ship
to some traveling poodle outfit,

frightfully bad show.

-What you talking about? I'm Billy Shears.
-Get out of here. I'm Billy Shears.

You're both nuts. I'm Billy Shears.

Enough of this malarkey!

We're still one acrobat short.

[footsteps approaching]

I may know someone who can help.

[whistles]

Uh, Bulldog! Come meet Sergeant Pepper!

[whines]

[barking]

Ta-da! Presenting... [stammers]

What's your name again?

Billy Shears!

-You're kidding!
-Oh, give me a break!

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

How would you like to assist
with my ringmaster duties tonight,

by way of an audition?

[gasps] Yes. Yes! I'll do it.

[crowd chattering]

[Jay] Oh! Walter will kick himself
that he missed this.

Nervous, old bug?

-Uh-huh.
-Good. Nerves keep you sharp.

You know, Walter,
it feels like only yesterday,

but it was 20 years ago.

♪ It was 20 years ago today ♪

♪ Sergeant Pepper taught the band
To play ♪

♪ They've been going in and out of style ♪

♪ But they're guaranteed
To raise a smile ♪

♪ So, may I introduce to you ♪

♪ The act you've known
For all these years ♪

♪ Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪

[Buzz gasps]

It's Waltzie!

[crowd gasps]

[crowd cheering]

♪ We're Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪

♪ We hope you will enjoy the show ♪

[crowd cheering]

[both] ♪ We're Sergeant's Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪

♪ Sit back and let the evening go ♪

[both] ♪ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely ♪

♪ Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪

♪ It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill ♪

♪ You're such a lovely audience ♪

♪We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home ♪

[crowd cheering]

Psst! Newbie! Boss wants to see you.

Now!

You-- You wanted to sack me--?
I mean, see me?

I'm afraid that's the last time
you'll ever assist me as ringmaster.

[gulps]

Because, from now on,

I want you to do it entirely on your own.

[stammering] Me?

Take over? From you?

Indeed.

It's high time this old soldier moved
into management.

If you accept, you'll have to leave here,
for good.

So... what do you think?

[gasps] What do I think?

What do I think?

[bugs laughing and chattering]

[Walter] I think...

[sighs]

I've finally found bugs who...

understand me.

What's going on, Walter?

[sighs] I'm leaving... with the circus.

[all gasp]

Leaving? Why?

So I can be with my bugs.

We isn't your bugs?

Sorry, I--

But you just--

You don't know what it's like
to be a performer.

Now, please, I-- [sniffs]

I have to pack.

[toy squeaks]

[Walter] Oh, my. [sobs]
Don't make this any harder.

Uh, by my Crick-to calculations,
it would be easier if you just...

stayed.

Is Waltzie really leaving?

No, Buzz, because--

Because we're gonna stop him.

[Walter snoring]

[muttering] All the garden's
a stage and...

[snoring]

"Dear Walter, please look
behind the curtain before you go."

The stage is a...

All the garden's a stage and...

It's where he can't miss it.

The stage is a...

[yawning]

[sighs] Not even a goodbye note
from my friends. [sighs]

You're making the right choice, Walter.

Should we start the show?

He must have seen the note by now.

[Buzz laughs]

[Crick grunts]

[all] Ta-da!

Huh?

He-- He's gone.

We lost Walter.

Come on!

We have to show him
we really are his bugs.

Walter! Hey!

Hey, Walter! Hi!

[all] ♪ Sergeant Pepper's Lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely ♪

♪ Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band ♪

♪ It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill ♪

♪ You're such a lovely audience ♪

♪ We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home ♪

Your friends, I presume?

Oh. What should I do, Sergeant?

Only you can decide, my dear bug. [sighs]

All I can say is...

the circus is my home...

because I've never had any other.

[humming]

Let me present to you the one, the only...

b*at Bug Spectacular!

[all cheer, then yell]

[all groan]

It's good to be home.

[giggles] It's group hug time.

[all laughing]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪