02x12 - It Won't Be Long/Any Time at All

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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02x12 - It Won't Be Long/Any Time at All

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Whoa!

[chorus] ♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do
That can't be done ♪

[laughing]

♪ Nothing you can sing
That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say but you can learn
How to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make
That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save
That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do but you can learn
How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

[all] ♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[singing upbeat tune]

[humming]

♪ No one knows the real me
'Cause I'm a bug, not a tree ♪

♪ Everyone thinks it's a trick
But I'm a bug, not a stick ♪

[yelps]

[coughs]

[screams]

[woman] Honey!
It's your boss on the phone!

[man] Oh, okay. Coming!

[footsteps retreating]

[pants]

Can't a bug relax in peace?

[stammers] Whoa!

Whoa. Close one.

Heh, nice try, hole in the ground,
but balance is my middle name.

Ha! Hoo, ha! Hi-ya!

[chuckles] My limbs
are precision instruments.

Hi-ya!

Huh? Precision instruments... fail!

[thud]

[bugs laughing]

[Morgs screaming in muffled voice]

What was that?

Uh, it came from over there.

[Crick gasps] Oh, my.

[stammers] Where did all those holes
come from?

[sighs]

-Hello?
-[echo] Hello.

[screams, then grunts]

Oh, thank goodness.
I thought I was all alone down here.

[echo] Oh, thank goodness.
I thought I was all alone down here.

Yeah, me, too. Oh, I just said that.

[echo] Yeah, me, too.
Oh, I just said that.

Oh, no. You're just my echo, aren't you?

[echo] Oh, no.
I'm just your echo, aren't--?

Can you be quiet?!

[echo] No need to be rude.

[groans]

Whoa! Look at this place.
It's, like, so cool.

I wonder what could have caused
these wondrous holes.

Hello! Are you sure it's safe over there?

Hey, Buzz. Quick picture.
Okay, okay. Back up a little.

I wanna get the whole hole in.

Okay. Little more.

Little more.

And smile.

[Buzz screaming]

[thud]

Buzz! Are you all right?

I-- I is okay, I think.

-[all sigh]
-Oh, my. Thank goodness.

Okay. Don't worry, Buzz.

We'll get you out in no time.

-So, do not worry. Okay?
-Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

-How are we gonna get her out?
-[Walter and Jay] Uh...

-I don't know.
-No clue.

[gasps]

[both screaming]

Buzz?

Oh, hi, Morgsie.

So, rescue mission, huh?

Rescue mission! Yay!

[laughs] Great! Let's go!

Yeah! Let's go!

Hang on. Did you just fall in, too?

You're not the rescue mission?

You're not resoo mission?

[both sigh]

[Walter gasps]

All we do is dig the whole garden down
to the same depth as the hole.

Then there's no hole,
because everything's a hole.

Am I brilliant, or what?

We dig the whole garden down?

What's that, Crick?

The, um, Buzz-Bubble Lifter.

Buzz, uh, steps into the bubble
and floats to the, um, surface.

Great idea. Let's do it.

Wait! The, um, prototype won't be ready
for, uh... eight weeks.

[sighs] This really isn't the time
for plans that take forever, okay?

Yeah. It's time for Jaction.

Jaction?

Jay action.

Put them together and you get...

Jaction!

Jay action! Jaction!

[laughs] Whoa!

[Morgs grunts]

[Morgs] Don't worry about me. All good.

Morgs?

[Morgs groans]

You're down there, too?

Now they can skate-jump out.

That's Jaction!

Skate-jump? Seriously?

Jay, that's a vertical shaft.

Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong,
but Buzz can't skateboard, right?

Eh. So, Jaction isn't perfect.

[sighs] That was the worst rescue mission
in the history of rescue missions.

I hate to be negative, but let's face it.

We're stuck here forever!

Forever-er-er?

Can I get out now, please?

[sighs] Sorry, bugs. Won't be much longer!

This is all my fault.

I should've never taken that photo.

[gasps] Oh, my belly-ness.
You mustn't think that way.

You were born to take photos.

Great photos.

Oh, like this one, of me.

I mean, this is art.

Hey, art. That's it.

Hello! I don't like this anymores!

Buzz, I've got a plan,
so, it won't be long.

-Are you sure?
-[Kumi] I'm positive. It won't be long.

I promise.

-♪ It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Till I belong to you ♪

Come on, everyone. Follow me.

♪ Every night when everybody has fun ♪

♪ Here am I sitting all on my own ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

[Kumi] ♪ Till I belong to you ♪

♪ Since you left me
I'm so alone ♪

♪ Now you're coming
You're coming on home ♪

♪ I'll be good like I know I should ♪

♪ You're coming home
You're coming home ♪

[Jay] Doris!
Buzz and Morgs are stuck down a hole.

Oh, dear. Poor Buzz.

What can I do?

Uh... Oh, there it is.

We need your rope ladder.

My dear, that's not a ladder.

It's a work of art.

I call it Sky Climber.

Yes! Yes!

Mwah! Magnifique.

I can't believe you thought
that was a ladder.

[Kumi sighs]

But, my dears, if it can help Buzz,
you must take it. I insist.

[cheers]

[Morgs] Okay, we're hole bugs now,

and since I was the first one here,

it's only fair
that I'm president of the hole.

What's a president?

Please don't interrupt your leader.

Who's my leaderer-er-er?

So, I'll be taking over
this section of the hole,

which shall now be known
as the Presidential Wing.

[gasps]

[Buzz grunting]

[Buzz yells]

Oh! Careful, citizen bug.

You're damaging presidential property.

[Buzz yells]

Morgsie! Tunnel! Tunnel!

But it could collapse at any moment.

Oh, fine.

Mm.

-♪ It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

-♪ It won't be long, yeah ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

[Kumi] ♪ Till I belong to you ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Bugs? You ready?

[Jay] Bugs?

Oh, no. They're... gone.

[Morgs grunting]

[Buzz giggling]

Awesome!

Let's do that again!

I hereby renounce my presidency.

Feels good to be an ordinary bug again.

[Walter sighs] Buzz was...

a bug in a million.

I just-- I'll always remember her voice.

Hey, you bugs. It's me.

[all screaming]

[thud]

-Resoo mission! Resoo mission!
-Yeah!

We'll show you
how a rescue mission should be organized.

Wow. Quickest rescue ever. [chuckles]

Nice work, Buzz.

You do know that we organized this?

[laughs] You're back!

You bugs are the bestest.

And so, our work here is done,

but they will remember
our gallant rescue...

[yells]

[screams, then thuds]

-Huh?
-[Walter] Oh, come on.

Uh... Bugs!

[laughs] Resoo mission! Resoo mission!

Don't worry, Walter. It won't be long.

[all laughing]

[Mr. Sun chuckles]

Ah.

Whoa. And sometimes you can even see
the planet Bugness.

[grunts] Let's just see
what the neighbors are up to.

Seriously, Milli?
That hat with those shoes?

[chuckling] I don't think so.

Oh! Ah! Ah!

Me! Me! It's my turn.

And then I spy
with my Crickto-scope eye...

Cockroach.

And-- And he's selling something.

Something broken.

Oh, my, there's a surprise.

Anything else interesting, Buzz?

No. Nothing.

Oh, awesome!

My old footprints book.

I is gonna go footprints hunting.

Hmm. Which bug made these?

Oopsie. [giggles]

It's just me.

Hmm. But what's that?

Must be-- Must be a ginomical super bug!

[bell jingling]

[gasps] Is that you, super bug?

Hmm. Soft.

[Buzz gasps]

Me-- Mee-Yow?

[gibbering]

[yells] No.

[whimpering]

[Julia] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Lunchtime.

Come and get it. Come on, kitty.

[moans]

And then-- And then I-- I-- I saw--
I saw-- It was ginormous!

It-- It was so-- So scary!

What was so scary?

It was... [stammering]

Buzz?

Um, maybe just tell us
what this "mm-mm" looked like.

Oh! Fur-- Furry, big teeth and--
And-- And nasty claws and--

-And-- And...
-Oh, my belly-ness. She means...

[all] Mee-Yow!

Aw. Poor Buzz.

Are you okay now?

I-- I-- I think so.

How about we go play some podball, huh?

To take your mind off of it?

[whimpers] Outside?

What if we go outside first,
just to check Mee-Yow isn't around?

Oh, no! No!

Don't leaves me, not alone, not ever.

-What are we gonna do?
-[sighs]

[gasps] I think I can, um, help.

Uh... wait here.

[Crick grunting]

Presenting the Crickto-call-me. [grunts]

So you never have to feel scared again.

It's awesome!

Um... what's it do?

Well, if you need help,
you just Crickto-call us, like so.

[whistle blows]

And you can call any time.

Any time?

♪ Any time at all ♪

Really?

♪ Any time at all ♪

Really truly?

♪ Any time at all
All you gotta do is call ♪

♪ And I'll be there ♪

♪ If you're feeling sorry and sad ♪

♪ I'd really sympathize ♪

That's nice.

♪ Don't you be sad
Just call me tonight ♪

[whistle blows]

♪ Any time at all ♪

Even if you is sleeping?

♪ Any time at all ♪

Well, any time within reason.

♪ Any time at all
All you gotta do is call ♪

♪ And I'll be there ♪

♪ Any time at all
All you gotta do is call ♪

♪ And I'll be there ♪

[all giggling]

Hey. I's not scared anymore.

-Phew. Whew.
-Ahh.

Sure you don't wanna come out
and play, Buzz?

No, I's gonna read my footprints book.

Nice work, Crick. Problem solved.

[whistle blowing & bell dinging]

Already?

[all panting]

Uh, just testing.

[all sigh]

Last one to the podball field
is a silly slug.

Silly slug?

That's a little buggist, don't you think?

-[whistle blowing]
-Oh, no! It's Buzz.

[Buzz slurps]

My drink's empty.

Refill, please.

Ex-squish me? That's why you called?

You should only use the alarm
for, uh... important things, Buzz.

I was thirsty. That's important, isn't it?

Yeah, but the Crickto-call-me
is really only for emergencies, okay?

Oh, mergencies. Gotcha.

What's a mergency?

Think we'll make it
to the podball field this time?

-My guess?
-[whistle blowing]

No.

I's just learned all the footprints.

Go on, tests me.

Oh, come on, Buzz. That's--

That's not an emergency.

But-- But you said call any time.

Yeah, any time, not all the time.

Oh. Sorry.

It's all right, Buzz, but please,
no more false alarms, okay?

Aw.

Again? [pants]

And I-- I climbed this-- All this, Bu--

I don't belly-lieve it!

[wails]

Na-na-na.

Hmm. It's foggy.

[gasps] Mee-Yow!

[screaming]

What's I do?! What's I do?! What's I do?

I have to-- I have to Crickto-call!

[Jay yelling]

[whistle blowing]

-[gasps] That's Buzz!
-Oh, not again!

She probably just learnt a new word.

Yeah, or ate too many berries.

Positively another false alarm.

Maybe, but--

But what if it's not?

By my Crickto-calculations,

the chance of it being
an actual emergency is nearly... zero.

Exactly. Come on, bugs. Let's play.

[meows, then hisses]

[yells]

[Buzz whimpering]

[whistle blows]

Where--? Where is you, bugs?

Help! Help! Help!

[yelps]

Must... do... something.

[Buzz whimpering]

Huh!

Ha, ha! Eat this instead of Buzz!

[screams]

I think she doesn't like berries.

[Mee-Yow meows]

Oh. Wow!

Katter, it's-- It's Buzz. Help! Help!

[snarling]

Buzz just got an idea.

Ha! Yes!

[snarling]

Go on. Go on. Chase that shadow.

[grunts] Yes!

[grunts]

[yelling]

-[thud]
-[Mee-Yow snarls]

We're wasting good podball time.

Buzz will be fine.

[gasps] Look out!

It's Mee-Yow!

[Mee-Yow meowing in slow motion]

She came from the tree house.

Buzz!

Where are you?

Buzz!

[wailing]

We should have come as soon as she called.

Please don't cry, Waltzie.

Poor Buzz. Eaten. By Mee-Yow.

I don't remember that part.

Oh, thank goodness gracious!

You're okay!

Oh, we were so worried.

What happened, Buzz?

And where's the Crickto-call-me?

It's outside,
but you probably need it more than me...

to call Buzz
if you need help with Mee-Yow.

[all laughing]

♪ Any time at all ♪

♪ Any time at all ♪

♪ Any time at all
All you gotta do is call ♪

♪ And I'll be there ♪

♪ Any time at all
All you gotta do is call ♪

♪ And I'll be there ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪
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