03x02 - Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da/Two of Us

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[car approaching]

[Mom] Hey, Julia, honey.

Give me a hand with the shopping bags.

[Julia] Uh, okay, Mom. Coming!

[Walter] Ladybugs and beetlemen!

Prepare to be dazzled

by my incredi-belly magical powers.

Watch and be amazed as I make

my daring assistant levitate.

Daring assistant, elevate.

Oh, that's me.

Abracadabra!

[crowd exclaims]

Hmm. I'm sure

there's a scientific explanation for this.

[both grunt]

I knew it! My string theory was correct.

I shall now perform an incredi-belly trick

I like to call--

Daring assistant disappears!

Uh, daring assistant disappears!

Um, are... are you sure you wanna do that?

Why? What could possibly go wrong?

Uh, well, in the past,

there've been a few, um...

Ouchies.

Mishaps?

And we don't want anything

to, well, mishappen to Buzz.

Hmph! Fine!

I'll make myself disappear instead.

Abracadabra.

Hmm.

Um, sorry about that, everybody. [sighs]

Oh, I know! I will, um, preform

the final tricks!

Yes, I'll do the awesomest

magic spell ever!

Abracabarbron!

No, no. Uh...

Abracabubbles! No, no.

[indistinct chatter]

Hmm. Um, um, um...

[Mom] Careful with that last one, honey.

It's got my new bottle of...

-[clatters]

-[Mom] ...perfume!

[Julia] Oh! Oh, sorry, Mommy!

[Mom] It's okay, sweetheart.

Just go inside

and, uh, I'll clean it all up later, okay?

Um, ob-la-di, ob-la-da!

So, did you do the spell, Buzz?

Um, I think so. Uh... maybe?

Huh? What is that?

Oh! Magic! That's what it is.

Huh?

[sighs]

[snoring] Ah.

That's a funny way to start the day.

[gasps] Watch out, Jay!

There's a wall in your way!

-[thuds]

-[skateboard clatters]

I don't think that I could make up

a weirder way for me to wake up.

[yawns] Last night I had

the... the strangest dream.

[gasps] But it was real! Or so it seems.

I had a crazy dream, as well.

[sniffs] But the question is,

what's that smell?

[all sniff]

That question needs to be assessed.

Right now, we're in a bigger mess.

Have you noticed that every time,

what we say comes out in--

[all gasp] Rhyme!

I don't know but I been told

This rhyming's getting pretty old

Gather every bug from far and near.

We have to work out what's happening here.

I've called this meeting here today

because every single thing we say

comes out in most annoying rhyme.

This can't go on! Not all the time.

-Yeah, ha-ha.

-[indistinct chatter]

[bug] It's really too much, yeah.

But what could have caused

this strange effect?

Well, Crick's a brain.

He'll know, I expect.

Well, scientifically, it's hard to say.

It's Buzz's spell. That's clear as day!

[all exclaim]

[indistinct chatter]

Um, if my spell's what made the trouble,

then we got it more than double.

'Cause I can't even 'member how

to say the magic words right now!

[all gasp]

It's the curse

of the rhyming verse!

[Walter] Abracadabra! Walter-kazoo!

You didn't see me, now you do!

[chuckles] I've heard of this

rhyming curse before.

It's happened elsewhere, I'm pretty sure.

Another village, long ago,

they broke the spell.

Uh, I don't know

what magic words cured their ill...

[inhales] but I know someone else

who will!

Walter, I know the tale quite well

and how to break the rhyming spell.

They want the magic words, you say?

Mmm-hmm.

I could perform them in a play.

I see...

Or you could just tell me.

It's all in the delivery.

I love an audience, you know.

The world's a stage and life's a show!

Imagine if you will, the scene.

A garden on the village green,

a market place.

Who was the chap?

Ah, yes, ah, yes! It's all coming back.

♪ Desmond has a barrow

In the market place ♪

♪ Molly is a singer in the band ♪

♪ Desmond says to Molly ♪

♪ Girl, I like your face ♪

[Tusk] ♪

And Molly says this

as she takes him by the hand ♪

Now I remember! Yes, I know.

The magic words I think they go...

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

Uncle Tusk, is that true?

Will those words get us out

of the rhyming blues?

[laughs]

Well, hold onto your little hat.

It's slightly more complex than that.

The story's only just begun.

Besides, I'm having so much fun!

♪ Desmond takes a trolley

To the jewelry store ♪

♪ Buys a twenty-carat golden ring ♪

♪ Golden ring? ♪

[Tusk]

♪ Takes it back to Molly

Waiting at the door ♪

♪ And as he gives it to her

She begins to sing ♪

Where do you think he's going with this?

I don't know.

Uncle Tusk, what did we miss?

Please, Uncle Tusk,

which spell will un-curse?

I told you what words

put the curse in reverse.

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

-Yeah?

-No!

♪ In a couple of years they have built

Their home sweet home ♪

♪ With a couple of kids

Running in the yard ♪

♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones

Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪

♪ Desmond lets the children lend a hand ♪

♪ Molly stays at home

And does her pretty face ♪

♪ And in the evening

She still sings it with the band ♪

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah!

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

Uncle Tusk?

Not to cut short your verse...

But are those the words

that break the curse?

Yeah!

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

[groans] I can't believe

that took all day!

That's what I've been trying to say.

Thing is, to make it work somehow,

we must sing all together now!

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

So, did it work?

Like in Tusk's tale?

Or did it somehow, this time...

Fail?

[all gasp]

[crying] We're doomed!

This isn't like before!

We're stuck rhyming forever more.

-[all gasp]

-[Julia] Just going out to play!

[Mom] Oh, wait a minute, honey.

I... I need to clean up

that perfume mess first.

[Julia] Oh, okay, Mom.

Uh-oh!

[all screaming]

I guess I'm a poet

and I don't know... if I want to be!

The curse is broken.

[all cheering]

Who, me? Why, thank you.

Oh, thank you! Oh, stop. No, don't.

[laughing] The magic words!

They worked!

Phew! I promise to ever never cast

another spell I don't understand.

But... But I don't understand.

It was magic after all?

Or maybe "magic" is just a word

for things science can't explain yet.

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da

Life goes on, brah! ♪

♪ Lala how the life goes on ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[panting] Please! Stop!

I don't wanna faint!

[gasps]

[panting]

Oh! Oh!

Walter? Is it... really you?

I never thought I'd see you again.

[sobbing] Me too.

Did everybelly see? [cries]

No? Shall we watch it again?

[crying] You see... how I...

I chased after my twin sister...

as fast as my little squish

would carry me!

[yawns] It's lovely, Walter. So touching.

Just as touching as when

we watched it... last night.

And the night before. And before that.

[snores]

[squeals] Is it time to go home?

It has to be! Uh, let's go, guys!

Yeah!

[cries] No! Wait! Just one more time.

Exquish me, everybody.

Who wants to see the incredi-belly

cuddly cushions I made?

[chuckles] Uh, cushions?

Can we possi-belly fit any more?

Hmm. Cushions make a home cozy and cute.

[chuckles nervously] Ah, Freda, dearest,

your squish is squashing our view.

[chuckles] But Walter, everybody's seen

this so many times!

Calculating total viewings.

Ha! Well, if everyone would rather

admire my sister's cushions--

Instead of watching my brother's

home movie for the zillionth time.

-Uh, it's definitely time we were going.

-[all yawning]

Huh, right, bugs?

-Bye!

-Goodbye!

Uh, let's do this again, tomorrow.

Don't be strangers now! [chuckles]

[sighs] If we was strangers, we'd never

have to see that video again.

[yawns]

[snoring]

-[Freda]

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

-[gasps and groans]

Walter, I'm looking at these drab walls

and I'm seeing...

Ha! Pink!

Huh... [chuckles] More pink.

Are you, um, sure?

Pink paint, Walter. Let's go find some.

The two of us are such a great team!

♪ Two of us riding nowhere ♪

♪ Spending someone's hard-earned pay ♪

♪ You and me

Sunday driving, not arriving ♪

♪ On our way back home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're going home ♪

Oh, Walter, please don't bring

that mess indoors.

[coughs] But I went through

incredi-belly danger to get you this!

Well, if you're going to be rude...

Maybe Freda needs a house

of her own to paint.

Oh, no! That wouldn't be... fair.

But wouldn't she love to have

her own place to fill with cushions?

Yeah, then we could stop getting sploshed!

And splattered.

Um, Freda,

do you think you'd like

a house of your own?

Oh. Would you like me to move out?

[laughs] No! No, no, no!

[chuckles] Maybe?

Oh, did I hear talk of moving? [laughs]

I have many very fine properties to show!

Oh, you do? Well, in that case...

Any particular location in mind?

[laughs] The very far side of the garden

would be good.

Then say hello to your lucky day!

Allow me to present your rustic retreat.

Strawberry Towers!

[sighs] Well, Freda, what do you say?

[gasps] Oh, my!

What do I say? It's... perfect!

[all cheering]

[Walter giggling]

So now, if I so choose,

I can... walk over here

without tripping over cushions

and knickknacks.

[sighs]

[Freda sighs] This can be

where I practice my...

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Ooh, and this can be

where I entertain visitors.

That's when I'm not here all by myself,

without Walter to talk to.

Walter? Is it... really you?

-I never thought I'd see you again.

-[crying]

Me too.

Would you like to view it again,

for the th time?

[cries] Yes, please. And Dr. Robot?

[clears throat] I'm only crying

because I always cry in movies.

[crying]

This house couldn't be more perfect.

But how can it be a home

without... Walter?

♪ Two of us wearing raincoats ♪

♪ Standing solo ♪

♪ In the sun ♪

♪ You and me chasing paper ♪

♪ Getting nowhere ♪

♪ On our way back home ♪

[cries] Enough!

I can't bear to watch it again!

Not without her here!

But doesn't seeing your sister

make you happy?

[cries] This whole thing

was a humongous mistake.

I'm going to find Freda

and bring her back home!

♪ On our way back home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

Freda! I'm coming to take you home!

Walter! I'd like to come home!

-[Walter] Freda!

-[Freda] Walter!

-It's me! I'm comin'!

-[laughing] I'm coming, too!

[meows]

[panting] It's been so long

since I saw you!

I know! It must be... minutes!

Or even... [gasps] an hour!

[meows]

[gasps] It's Mee-Yow! Run!

No, wait!

[laughs] Wait? Seriously?

Now run!

[both panting]

[gasping]

[Mee-Yow growls]

Freda, throw the cushion!

What? But it's a gorgeous shade of pink,

-and it has tassels and--

-[growls]

Freda! Throw the cushion!

[meows]

Oh, Walter, you're so clever.

-Oh!

-[chuckles]

That's funny, where's Waltsie?

Oh, I hope he's okay.

Walter went to see Freda last night,

but he hasn't returned.

Huh? Walter went out in the dark? Alone?

We better go look for him.

Come on, bugs. Jaction time!

-Hello!

-Walter!

-Can you hear us?

-Shh! Listen.

[Walter and Freda]

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

-[panting] There you are!

-Rescue mission accomplished!

We was really worried!

About us?

[laughs] Oh, there's no need to worry

about us, is there, Walter?

[chuckles] Well, we did almost

have a cat-astrophe.

Just a bit of word play.

But Walter saved the day!

[chuckles] Oh, it was nothing, really.

Well, it was incredi-belly brave,

noble and clever,

but I've never been one

to blow my own trumpet.

Anyway, Walter and I have made a decision.

You have?

We may not want to live

in the same house...

But we can't live so far apart.

So we've come up with a perfect solution!

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're on our way home ♪

♪ We're going home ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪