03x05 - She Came in Through the Bathroom Window/Lady Madonna

[bunniefuu]

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Stinkbug] "What do you call a cat

who likes to eat beans?

Puss and Toots."

[farts and laughs] Whoo!

[laughs] That was a big one.

Let's see if we can top it.

[groans and farts]

Ugh! Ooh! I think that was a new record.

[footsteps thudding]

-[thudding continue]

-Huh?

[screams]

Geegly! Ahhh!

Add a sprinkling of baked moss,

some semi-dried cocoon,

a dash of morning dew-jon,

et voila!

-[chuckles] A scrumptious, delicious--

-[both] Ah!

Disaster!

[spits] Ugh!

You can say that again. [gags]

What was I thinking?

[groans] Out... out of nowhere...

Stinkbug, what happened?

Never saw it... it comin'.

[stammering] Monster!

[stammering] Uh, I thought

monsters weren't real!

Oh, well, it's quite possible

that Stinkbug was imagining--

-You don't know what I saw!

-Ah!

It's okay. It's okay, Stinkbug.

You're safe now.

Just tell us exactly what happened.

Oh, okay. Uh, okay, um...

Sorry, Crick. Hmm.

The first thing I remember was that,

uh... I mean, she... she...

♪ She came in

Through the bathroom window ♪

♪ Protected by a silver spoon ♪

♪ But now she sucks her thumb

And wanders ♪

♪ By the banks of her own lagoon ♪

If you ask me,

this was caused by a... [chuckles]

gas expl*si*n, if you know what I mean.

[all laughing]

Gas expl*si*n!

An expl*si*n with really big feet.

Oh. Excellent find, Kumi.

Dr. Robot should be able

to, uh... uh, tell us

exactly what kind of, uh, creature

made this.

Ugh.

[Jay] No need, Crick.

The tracks go this way.

[panting] Come on!

It's Jaction time!

Huh? Whoa!

-Oh! Whoa! Ahhh!

-[cooing]

Monsters are real!

Yeah, I'm so glad we got that settled.

Now run for your lives!

[all panting]

My analysis suggests the substance

may be coming from the creature's...

-[stammering]

-[cooing]

...mouth!

[all panting]

-[gasps]

-[Mr. Robot clatters]

Analysis [stammering] confirmed!

[Julia] Found you! Ooh! Ooh!

Mouth dark! Saliva sticky!

[panting] I swear, ever since

the first att*ck, my stink, it's gone!

Maybe that's not such a bad thing?

Not a bad thing?

What's a stinkbug without a stink?

Just another random bug!

Worse, he's no bug, no bug at all!

Fear not.

We'll help you get your stink back.

Forget about me.

My life of magnificent stench is over.

You have to protect the village

before that monster destroys everything!

[gasps] We need to become

village protection experts. Like police.

[babbling and cooing]

[Julia chuckles]

You never slow down, do you?

This is Officer Sunday

of the Anti-Monster Police Squad.

Can you hear me, Officer Monday? Over.

[radio buzzes]

Officer Monday hearing you

loud and clear. Over.

-[radio buzzes]

-Hi, Jay! Hi, Kumi!

Buzz, use our code names, remember?

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Kumi.

No, no. "Sorry, Officer Sunday."

Uh, but... but...

but I'm Officer Tuesday, isn't I?

Ugh. Yeah, yeah. I meant...

Uh, just keep up the good work, Tuesday.

Okay, Kumi Sunday. Under and out.

Officer Thursday, how are

the turbo boosters coming along?

[Dr. Robot sputtering]

Uh, almost complete.

If the creature returns,

Dr. Robot should now be fast enough

to, uh, lead it away from the village.

Scaredy-scared circuits overloading.

It's okay. We're gonna see the monster

long before it sees us.

Hmm. Huh.

[grass rustling]

Did you bugs hear that?

It's just grass rustling.

Relax, Friday,

that's what grass does. [chuckles]

Uh... Uh, shouldn't we report it to Kumi?

Sorry, this is

for important police business only.

[radio buzzes]

Status update:

This leaf cake is excellent. Over.

-[radio buzzes]

-[yawns]

My eyes is so sleepy.

Ah, it has been a belly-difficult day.

[chuckles]

[yawning] No one would blame us

for taking a...

[snoring]

[snoring]

Psst. Hey, bugs. Something's comin'.

♪ Didn't anybody tell her? ♪

♪ Didn't anybody see? ♪

♪ Sunday's on the phone to Monday ♪

[Jay speaking inaudibly]

♪ Tuesday's on the phone to me ♪

♪ So I quit the police department ♪

♪ And got myself a steady job ♪

♪ And though she tried her best

To help me ♪

♪ She could steal but she could not rob ♪

♪ Didn't anybody tell her? ♪

♪ Didn't anybody see? ♪

♪ Sunday's on the phone to Monday ♪

♪ Tuesday's on the phone to me ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

-[radio buzzes]

-Action stations.

-[radio buzzes]

-Buzz!

-Huh?

-Walter!

[gasps]

[baby cooing]

[Kumi and Crick panting]

Not again!

Uh, Rocket boosters will activate

in, uh, three, two... [yells]

[Mr. Robot stammering]

[baby cooing and babbling]

Ooh!

[cooing]

Ahhh!

Hang on! Let's find some cover!

[cooing]

-[bugs screaming]

-[baby cooing]

Yeah! That's what I call Jaction!

[Walter and Buzz screaming]

Oh, I'm getting dizzy just watching.

So is the monster. Look!

[baby coos]

[Buzz and Walter] Whoa!

[baby cooing]

-[Crick] Whoa!

-[both coughing]

[crying]

Huh. I don't believe

this is a... a monster at all.

Hmm. No, she's... she's a baby!

A gigant baby.

Hmm. I'm calling her Gummy.

[crying]

So she didn't break anything on purpose.

-She's just a baby.

-[crying continues]

And it's our fault she's crying.

Uh, then... let's cheer her up!

[both] Whoa!

Oh! [screams]

-[cooing]

-Ugh!

Oh! The squish can't take

much more squishing!

[grunting]

-[farts]

-[cooing]

[yells]

We got you! We got you!

[all grunt]

[Julia chuckling] Okay, playtime's over.

[baby coos]

-[Jay] Great job, Officer!

-[Crick] Terrific!

Smell ya later, buggy!

You bugs bring out the best in me.

[farting and laughing]

[all gag]

That there is A-grade, five-star stench.

I'm back, baby!

-Lucky us.

-[all laugh]

[Stinkbug farts]

[Julia chuckles] Oh, my little baby,

was that you?

[babbles]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[yawns]

[Woman] Pasha?

My little one, where are you?

I'm watching the moon, Mama!

[gasps] You mustn't be up here.

It's so dangerous!

[both yell]

[rooster crows]

Uh, cricktroducing the latest

in bug transportation,

the Buzz-copter!

[slurping]

Wow!

It's the most amazing-est

Buzz-chopster ever!

But remember, Buzz, it only has

enough juice to get you a short way.

Yum! I love juice!

[chuckles] Yes, but you need to be, uh --

Awesome!

Careful!

[sighs] Aww.

[Man panting] Oh, I can't wait!

[Woman] You have to!

-[Woman] You're squishing me.

-Hmm...

-Hmm!

-[Man] No, I'm not!

-Huh?

-[Man] No, I'm not!

[Man] I have to go to the bathroom!

[others] No!

Uh... are you okay?

Oh! Hello there.

Hi! Um, we're the b*at Bugs.

And, uh, who exactly are you?

-Oh--

-Svetlana.

-Boris.

-Nicholai--

Shush, enough!

Wow! [chuckles]

My belly speaks to me, too,

but only in rumbles and grumbles.

I am Madonna. Lady Madonna.

[gasps] Please, please, can you help me?

[sobbing] My littlest one, Pasha,

I lost him!

Oh, that's terrible! Uh, what happened?

We were on a truck.

There was a big bump, and we vell off!

[sobbing]

And now I don't know where he is.

Oh, how utterly horri-belly!

[sobbing]

Uh, so you "vell," I mean fell,

off this truck, is that correct?

Yes, but I vell one way

and Pasha vell the other.

Uh-huh, and he vell,

I mean fell, the other way.

[gasps] Oh, my stars!

If my cricktacalculations are correct,

Pasha is on the far side

of the humongous highway!

[Buzz laughing] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ooh, the humongous highway!

-[Pasha] Help!

-Huh?

Help!

[gasps] Oh, no, a bug in trouble!

Buzz's chopster to the rescue!

[engine sputters]

Uh-oh! Out of juice!

[whimpers]

[screams]

[gasps] But if Pasha

is at the humongski highway,

I must go there!

But no one

has ever crossed it before!

Then I will be the first.

Could you look after my family

while I'm away?

Uh, what family?

Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!

Yippee! [laughs]

Free at last!

[gasps]

[laughing]

Boris! Svetlana! Nicholai!

Alexandra! Olga!

[kissing] Now, my darling bubskis...

I must go find your littlest brother.

Oh, you will behave for the nice b*at Bugs

till I return, yes?

Yes, Mama!

Wait! It's way too dangerous alone!

And way too much fun.

We have to come with you, don't we, bugs?

-Yeah.

-Uh-huh!

Uh... do we?

Uh, but who will look after my children?

Allow me! Me! [chuckles]

I bravely volunteer not to go

on this impossi-belly dangerous mission!

Okay, then!

Come on, bugs.

Time for some Jaction!

[engine starts]

Goodbye, my little bubskis!

[chuckles and sighs]

[chuckles] So, ah, little bubskis,

what would you like to do?

[yelling and laughing]

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! [laughs]

No! Don't!

You mustn't! Stop that!

Please, don't!

[screams]

This is unbelievable!

[laughing]

♪ Lady Madonna, children at your feet ♪

♪ Wonder how you manage

To make ends meet ♪

♪ Who finds the money

When you pay the rent? ♪

♪ Did you think that money

Was heaven sent? ♪

♪ Friday night arrives

Without a suitcase ♪

♪ Sunday morning creeping like a nun ♪

♪ Monday's child has learned

To tie his bootlace ♪

♪ See how they run ♪

Little bug, are you okay?

Yes, except I'm out of juice.

My name is Pasha.

You come to save me, yes?

Yes!

I'm Buzz, and I live just across

this humongous highway with my friends.

But now I can't get back,

so maybe I won't see them

everer again.

I know how you feel, little bug.

I have lost my whole family.

You lost your family?

Mmm-hmm, and I don't know

how they will ever find me. [sniffles]

Don't cry, Pasha!

We may be little bugs, but together,

we is as brave as one big bug!

Hey, the road's blocked!

[all] Oh!

[gasps] We'll have to squeeze

through that hole. Come on!

Wait, no! We'll need the airboat

to cross the humongous highway!

Oh, but Jay, it can't go

high enough to go through the hole.

Oh...

Oh! My little Pasha!

-I can see him! But he's with another bug!

-Help!

[gasps] Oh, my, it's Buzz!

How did she get over there?

Uh--

That doesn't matter!

We just have to rescue them.

[all] Whoa!

Before it's too late!

Oh...

Huh.

[yelling and laughing]

[groans]

I'd give my squish for five minutes

of peace and quiet.

Uh... hello?

Where did they...

[grunting]

Now for some Jaction!

Oh, stop! You have to look both ways!

Sorry, can't wait! [screams]

Help me!

[both gasp]

[both] No!

[both gasp]

There's a car coming! Hurry!

[grunting and panting]

[gasps]

Whoo-hoo! All right!

Get in! Fast!

Quickly, we must try again!

No, we can't.

It's too dangerous!

Kumi's right!

We'll be squished for sure!

But I have to save my Pasha!

[slurping] Mmm!

Ha! I may have an idea!

-Uh, what are they doing now?

-Hmm, I don't know.

-Ooh, yum!

-[slurping] Mmm!

[imitates drinking]

[slurping]

I think they're pretending to drink juice?

But... why?

[slurping]

[gasps]

Juice!

This is juice!

My Buzz-chopster needs juice, too!

Ah, juice! [chuckles]

Ready for take-off! Let's go!

Oh! Are you sure they will make it?

Oh, yes.

I hope.

-Buzz!

-Look out!

Huh?

[both screaming]

[thuds]

Mama! Mama!

Oh, my darling Pasha!

I'm so happy to see you!

-Buzz!

-Are you okay?

[chuckles] I is now.

And the blue bug has been

minding your brothers and sisters.

[gasps] But where are they?

Shh-shh! Listen.

♪ Lady Madonna, children at your feet ♪

♪ Wonder how you manage

To make ends meet ♪

♪ Who finds the money

When you pay the rent? ♪

♪ Did you think that money

Was heaven sent? ♪

[gasps] My little bubskis!

So well-behaved!

[chuckling] Oh, yeah.

Terri-belly well-behaved.

-My sisters! My brothers!

-[laughing and shouting]

Perhaps this could be our new home.

Would that be okay?

"Okay?"

-That would be awesome!

-The awesomest!

♪ Lady Madonna, children at your feet ♪

♪ Wonder how you manage

To make ends meet ♪

[yawns] Mmm.

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪