03x09 - Come and Get It/The Night Before

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "b*at Bugs". Aired: August 3, 2016 – November 9, 2018.*
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Set in an overgrown suburban backyard, known as "village green" which serves as an environment that 5 young bug friends regularly explore.
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03x09 - Come and Get It/The Night Before

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Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[Walter] And with the cold weather here,

there's nothing more squish-warming

than my hearty winter seed stew.

All you need is a handful of the belly

freshest seeds and herbs.

Uh, Buzz!

Oh! Sorry, Waltsie! [exclaims]

And a dash of olive oil.

[gasps and grunts] Yeah.

[grunts]

Just, uh, mix it together,

throw it in the oven and we are done.

And here's one we prepared earlier.

[coughs]

[coughs] Oh, no, Waltsie,

we burnt it again!

[sighs] Cut!

No. We'll just have to do

the whole thing again!

Um, Walter, how many of our seeds

did you use to make all these?

Relax, Jay.

We've got plenty left. [chuckles]

Mmm... [whimpers]

Huh?

[chuckles]

Yeah, relax, Jay! That was just

our whole supply of food for winter!

[chuckles] No belly-problem, Kumi.

We'll find more.

According to my foodlocricktor,

that, uh, won't be so easy.

Oh, and according to my belly,

we'd better find something soon!

We'll be back after a short break.

[all shiver]

I think the foodlocricktor

is picking something up.

[Jay panting] Me first!

[grunts]

Whoo-hoo! Come and get it!

[all cheer and laugh]

-[Crick] Wait up!

-[all gasp]

[grunts]

Jay, I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Yeah! Save some for me!

-[Buzz laughs and grunts]

-[Jay grunts]

Jay! Buzz!

Don't you know who that belongs to?

[sobs] Please don't tell me!

It's Mee-Yow's food.

Ah, I told you not to tell me.

Well, Mee-Yow isn't here.

And it doesn't look like

she wants it, anyway. So...

♪ If you want it, here it is ♪

♪ Come and get it ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

Make your mind up fast ♪

♪ If you want it, anytime I can give it ♪

♪ But you better hurry

'Cause it may not last ♪

♪ Did I hear you say

That there must be a catch? ♪

♪ If you want it, here it is ♪

♪ Come and get it ♪

♪ But you better hurry

'Cause it's going fast ♪

-Huh?

-[screams]

[meows]

-[Walter cries]

-Jay! Get out of there!

[Jay screams and grunts]

[all grunt]

[whimpers] Run away! Run away!

Huh?

See? She's not even eating it!

[meows]

[purrs]

Huh.

She's saving her appetite for us!

Then we better get out of here!

But we can't just leave that pile

of delicious food sitting there!

Are you out of your squish?

It's being guarded by a belly mean cat

with belly sharp claws!

[whimpers] The sharpest!

We may not have any choice.

According to my foodlocricktor,

that's the only food left in the garden!

[sighs] Since I'm partly responsible

for this mess,

it falls to me to be the hero.

Oh, Walter, stop.

If we're gonna pull this off,

we need to work together.

[sighs] I'm so glad you said that.

[Kumi] All right, let's go through

the plan one last time.

Crick and I will climb the wall

and load up the food.

Jay will be waiting in the forest

with the engine running, here.

Which leaves the most

dangerous job of all,

a decoy bug, to keep Mee-Yow busy

while we load up her food.

I'll do it!

No, Buzz. I simply cannot allow you

to take that risk.

Uh, how about you both be decoys?

[gasps and gulps]

Of course! [chuckles nervously]

I'd be honored.

If I survive.

[purrs]

[meows]

[Walter] Uh... Hello!

I'm Walter. I'll be your decoy for today.

I'm a beecoy, too!

[meows]

-[Kumi] Pull! Pull! Pull!

-[all grunt]

Okay, hold it.

[Kumi grunts]

[both grunt]

Whoa!

Ooh, sorry, Jay! Attach the cricktocart!

Okay, then! [grunts]

[Mee-Yow's bells jingle]

[Mee-Yow meows]

As long as we can hear

those bells, they're okay.

[Mee-Yow meows and hisses]

[Buzz panting]

[screams]

[grunts and whimpers]

[growls]

[whimpers]

-[Walter] Hey!

-[meows]

Over here, ya big meany!

[both panting and whimpering]

[hisses and meows]

[panting] Not...

too much further, Buzz! Right?

Right here, Waltsie!

[both grunt]

Quickly, Buzz! Help me aim this thing

in the right direction!

Um, I think it already is!

Buzz, we don't have time for this!

[grunts] A little help here?

[both grunting]

[Walter panting]

[meows and growls]

[both sigh]

[grunts] Whew!

That's all we can fit! Send it down!

-[Mee-Yow's bells jingle]

-[both gasp]

[chuckles] We did it, bugs!

Uh, you did aim the cricktapult

away from us, right, Walter?

[chuckles] Of course!

Oopsie.

-[Mee-Yow growls]

-[both gasp]

We need to move, bugs. Now!

[both yell]

-[Jay grunts]

-[Walter whimpers]

Oh, my belly-ness, I'm stuck!

[growls]

[whimpers] Come on, bugs!

[all grunt]

-[Mee-Yow growls]

-[all scream]

♪ If you want it here it is

Come and get it ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm

Make your mind up fast ♪

♪ If you want it anytime

I can give it ♪

♪ But you better hurry

'Cause it may not last ♪

Hold on, everybuggy!

♪ Did I hear you say

That there must be a catch? ♪

Now, bugs!

♪ If you want it, here it is

Come and get it ♪

♪ But you better hurry

'Cause it's going fast ♪

[all cheer]

Now to taste sweet victory!

[all munch]

Ugh!

[spits] Ugh!

[sobbing] I have never eaten anything

more disgusting than...

[vomits]

Ew. No wonder Mee-Yow

never touched the stuff.

[sighs] Oh, my! [chuckles]

But I think this is one problem I can fix.

[chuckles] And there we have it!

Cat biscuit fricassee

drizzled with cat biscuit gravy,

with a side salad

of tossed, uh... cat biscuit.

[munches]

Mmm! Mmm-mmm.

I doesn't feel sick at all!

[all chomping]

This is so, so not terrible!

[chuckles] Stop it, Kumi!

You salvaged a potentially

disastrous situation, Walter.

And I guess now we can settle in

for a nice, relaxing winter, right?

Well, there is one belly-important thing

we need to do first.

[Mee-Yow meows]

Huh?

Hmm.

[chuckles] And that's a wrap!

[all laugh]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪

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Whoa!

["All You Need Is Love" playing]

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ Love, love, love ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do

That can't be done ♪

[giggles]

♪ Nothing you can sing

That can't be sung ♪

♪ Nothing you can say

But you can learn how to play the game ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ Nothing you can make

That can't be made ♪

♪ No one you can save

That can't be saved ♪

♪ Nothing you can do ♪

♪ But you can learn

How to be you in time ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

[yawns] Another lovely morning.

[gasps]

[yawns] Whoa!

Jay, is you okay?

Where am I?

Is this a dream?

I don't think so 'cause then

I'd be inside your head.

[yawns] Huh? How did I end up here?

[shrieks]

[Walter] I've been asking

the belly-same question.

But I guess a slug could wake up

in worse places. [chuckles]

[chomps] Mmm.

Yeah, like up there!

[Crick snoring]

[Buzz gasps] Crick, watch out!

[gasps] Watch out? For what? [screams]

What happened last night?

Can anyone remember?

Uh, well... Uh-uh.

Um, there was a, uh, no... Ooh.

Our memories seem to be,

uh, malfunctioning.

I memember.

We was at the Buggie Awards and--

It's come to me.

We attended the annual Buggie Awards and--

And all the bugs in the garden--

Were getting prizes

for their achievements.

And we won the Buggie

for best musical performance.

[gasps] Walter, where's our award?

[gasps] I don't know! Oh my belly-ness!

Is it possible we dreamed the whole thing?

Actually, no,

because Dr. Robot videoed everything.

Are you abso-belly sure?

You're not pulling my squish?

♪ Were you telling lies? ♪

♪ Ah, the night before! ♪

♪ Was I so unwise? ♪

♪ Ah, the night before! ♪

♪ When I held you near

You were so sincere ♪

♪ Treat me like you did the night before ♪

It's okay, Waltsie.

I can helps you find the Buggie Award.

Oh, thanks, little Buzz.

But you went to bed before anyone else,

so I don't think you'll be able to help.

Oh.

And the award for best musical performance

goes to...

The b*at Bugs!

[all cheering]

Ha-ha! Woo-hoo!

Oh, you like me.

You really like me and I just...

I mean, uh... us. [giggles]

Hmm, I believe from this point,

our memories get unreliable.

So I suggest we watch carefully.

And we can finally find out

what happened the night before.

[bug] Have you tried these crackers?

Oh, wow!

[munching]

[gobbling]

Uh, you can't leave

the award there, Walter.

What if something happens to it?

But I need both hands to eat.

[giggles] It's a real dilemma.

[sighs] Okay. I'll put it somewhere safe.

Oh! Oh, uh, yeah.

Where you going, Kumi?

It's off the hook out here!

Ha-ha! Whoa, yeah!

Mmm, stay there, okay?

[giggling and cheering]

It's past your bugtime, Buzzy.

Oh, but I'm not tired. It's... I'm not...

[snores] Oh!

Make way, everybuggy, everybuggy!

[all cheering]

They win the biggest award of the night

and look at how they treat it.

Mmm-hmm. If those b*at Bugs

don't appreciate what they got,

maybe they shouldn't got it anymore,

know what I'm saying?

Their attitude is really stinkin' up

the place. [farts]

[all gasp]

Did you hear that?

Uh, yeah, sounds like Stinkbug

must have stolen our award.

This is a job for a skilled detective.

Huh? Uh?

Would you, uh, care to explain

your conversation with Cockroach?

Huh? Oh, oh, that?

Uh, it didn't mean nothin'.

Uh, just me blowin' off some steam.

[chuckles and farts]

Let me talk to Stinkbug.

I know what to ask.

It's okay, Buzz.

Uh, Crick's got it covered.

[Crick groaning]

Oh. Because we have reason

to believe that...

you stole the award!

Hmm?

Let's just watch the rest

of Dr. Robot's video, shall we?

[gasps]

Uh, as soon as I repair his circuits.

[laughs]

Tell the truth, Stinky!

What really happened the night before?

♪ We said our goodbyes ♪

♪ Ah, the night before! ♪

♪ Love was in your eyes ♪

♪ Ah, the night before! ♪

♪ Now today I find

You have changed your mind ♪

♪ Treat me like you did

The night before ♪

♪ Were you telling lies? ♪

♪ Ah, the night before! ♪

♪ Was I so unwise? ♪

♪ Ah, the night before! ♪

♪ Now today I find

You have changed your mind ♪

♪ Treat me like you did the night before ♪

[farts]

Okay, okay. I was jealous,

but I didn't steal nothin'.

I just wanted to hide your award,

for a joke.

But then that mutt showed up

and ruined everything!

A mutt? You mean Bulldog?

Huh? I don't remember Bulldog being there.

[Crick] Mmm-mmm.

[all laughing]

I'm gonna send this Buggie

across the garden.

It'll take them bugs days to find it.

[laughs] Hey, Cockroach, gimme some

kind of signal if anyone comes, okay?

-Heads up, Stink!

-[Stinkbug] Yeah, yeah, that'll work.

Let me put it another way. Run!

Huh? Oh! Oh! [grunts]

[whimpers]

[all laughing]

[howls and whimpers]

Hey, Bulldog, you wanna have a dance?

[howls and whimpers]

Uh, does Bulldog seem

kinda uncomfortable to you?

Oh, dear. It's possi-belly

I gave him too much party food?

Danger. Catastrophic event imminent.

Advise immediate evacuation.

[farts and howls]

[all groaning]

[gasping]

[grunts] Oh!

[retches and coughs] Oh!

See? Told ya' Bulldog was there.

And it seems his gaseous emission

shorted out Dr. Robot's circuits.

Overload my circuits.

Not to mention our brains.

Which is why we couldn't

remember anything this morning.

At least now we know

where our precious award is.

-Yeah!

-[all panting]

It's empty!

Which means we still have no idea.

[sobbing] My award!

I mean, our award is lost forever.

Correction, my dear Waltsie.

It's about to be unlost.

When we woke up this morning,

Crick was up there, correct?

But Crick can't fly, so he must have

accidentally stepped in the cricktapult.

Well, under the effects

of Bulldog's gaseous eruption,

I suppose it's possible.

But the Buggie was already

in the cricktapult, so...

[gasps] So he would've

sent it flying, too!

And given our respective sizes,

the award would have flown much farther.

Oh, I know, I know!

Let's put something the same size

as the award in the cricktapult

so we can see where it went.

I'm the same size,

and I'm ready to launch!

Uh, Buzz,

I think Kumi meant to use--

[Buzz shrieking]

[all gasping]

[yells] I founded it. I founded it!

[laughs and screams]

Oopsie.

Sorry.

Oh, we're sorry we didn't put you on

the case from the start, Detective Buzz.

I can use some glue to repair the award.

That won't be necessary, Crick.

I have a better idea.

This half can be for

best musical performance.

And this half is for best detective!

[laughs] Awesome!

[all cheering]

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love ♪

♪ All you need is love, love ♪

♪ Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need ♪

♪ Love is all you need

Love is all you need! ♪

♪ Love is all you need... ♪
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