01x13 - Parental Discretion Retired

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♪♪

♪ Sometimes
some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up
the slack ♪

♪ There's no case
too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need help,
just call ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When in danger ♪

♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong
gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no,
it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale's ♪

♪ Rescue rangers ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-chip
'n' dale ♪

Aha!

The scrapbook of
me dad, cheddarhead
charlie.

You'll love him.

He's the greatest
adventurer whatever lived.

He goes around the world
every year, twice on leap years.

And this year, he's
stopping off to visit me.

Here's me dad
outside the taj mahal.

And here's one from
the great wall of china.

Hey, what's all
this newspaper
stuff?

"Lindbergh
makes a solo flight
across the atlantic."

Monterey:
guess he didn't know
he had a passenger.

[Laughs]
of course dad's luggage
ended up in cleveland.

Dale:
"sir edmund hillary
climbs atop mount
everest."

Gadget:
the highest
point on earth.

Monetery:
well, almost. Dad had him
b*at by a good 2 feet.

Golly, what
adventures.

He could teach us a lot.

When do we
get to meet him, monterey?

Yeah, when's he coming in?

Tonight at pier 12.

Are you sure this is where
your dad said to meet him?

Sure as
a wallaby's punch.

Dad always came
here for the best
seafood in town.

Hiccup!

Hiccup!

Looks like
the seafood's gone bad.

Ah, you never
get a good crowd
at low tide. Come on.

Hey there, mates.

Can I sponge the price
of a meal off you?

Sorry, sponge,
go soak someone else.

Yeah,
what'll it be?

Seaweed salads
all around,

Kelp suzettes
on the half shell,

And side of
bleu cheese
for me.

Hey, watch it!

Does that clam
sound funny to you?

Well, I don't know.

What do clams
usually sound like?

It was that cat
what did it to him.

Cat? What cat?

Clam saw a cat
underwater out by
the old fishing pier.

Then a beam
of light hit him,

And the next thing
we knew, now he was
acting like this.

[Cluck cluck]

Aw, clam up.

Underwater cats.
It just ain't natural.

Gadget:
there's definitely
something fishy
about this.

Chip:
we better go
check it out,
pronto.

Come on.

Come on, you dummie.
We've got a mystery to solve!

Sorry about that.

Uh-oh.

I think this
belongs to you.

If it's trouble
you're looking for, pally,

You've come
to the right mouse.

Hold on there, monty.

We've got to check out
the fishing pier.

And we have to meet
cheddarhead charlie.

Yeah!
Cheddarhead charlie--

That's my name
and adventure's my game.

Dad!

My little walleroo!

Give us
a shake, son.

Higgity piggity
hot irish stew!

Peel a banana
and diggery doo!

Disgusting
what the tide
washes in.

If you rednecks
are looking for trouble,

You've come
to the right mouse.

Dad taught me everything
I know.

We're just leaving
we have a mystery to--

Glad to help you, bucko,

But first, I gotta teach
this crab some manners.

Hold my duffel, shorty.

Watch out
for the right hook, dad!

[Bam]

Give me a hand, mate.

Hey, I can't see.

Stop it!

That's showing him
the old diggery doo, dad!

It was nothing, son.

Look out!

Those lobsters
were about to--

Yeah, but I took care
of them, didn't i?

Never knew a lobster
that wouldn't turn tail and run.

Dad, I'd like you
to meet me mates,

The rescue rangers.

This is chip,

Dale, and
me little pal zipper.

Hmm. They look a mite
inexperienced to me,

And a bit
on the puny side.

And this is gadget.

Ah! A delicate rose
amongst the ragweed.

So, what's this mystery

You can't solve
without me?

I didn't say we couldn't--

Someone's turning
clams into chickens.

Reminds me of the time
I faced a band of
new zealand oysters

What tried to hijack
a load of pigs.

Don't forget my duffel
there, shorty.

Gasp, gasp!

First thing we do is find
a good hiding place
for a stakeout.

Hiding place?

How are you supposed
to find someone if
you're hiding yourself.

You got to draw
your adversary out,

Right where you
can get a squint at him.

Quit hiding, you
spud-muttering jackanapes!

Show yourselves!

Male:
do you see
anything, max?

Uh-uh.

Then get back
down here!

And help with
the boat!

Say, mate,
you won't
learn a thing

If you just cower
in a cranny somewhere.

But I wasn't--

Wowee, cheddarhead,
I never would have thought
of that bottle trick!

Golly, he has a different way
of doing things.

But my idea was--

That's dad--
a real mouse of action.

I wonder what they're up to.

Feline skulduggery,
no doubt.

And how do you suggest
we get down there?

The quickest way's
always the best.

Fall in behind me, mates!

Right behind ya, cheddarhead.

Don't be left
behind, chipper!

[Splash]

Wait!

They're going to drown.

Need a lift?

Thank you, ma'am,
if it ain't out of your way,

We'd like to tail
a boatload of thugs.

Crikey, dad,
how did you know

The sturgeon was
here to save us?

I didn't, but something
would have popped up.

The trick of an adventure

Is not getting
hung up in details.

Ah!

I got to save them.

[Yelps]

Look, it's some
of fat cat's g*ng.

This looks
deep enough.

Get the helmet on, max.

Aw, come on,
I went down last time.

Make mole do it.

Uh-uh. No way, man.

What do you think?
Shall we warn them first

Or just ram them
where they float?

We'll ask chipper--

Hey, where is chip?

This will
bring them up.

Hey, I bet we can use this
to lasso the blighters.

[Shouting]

Ok, I'll go down,

But next time,
we're drawing straws.

Hey, ew, there's
something in here!

You're rocking the boat!

Get it out!

Get it out!

It looks
like a chipmunk.

Oh, even better.

Heh heh. It's
a rescue ranger.

You never know
what you'll catch

When you
go fishing.

Yup, sure looks like
a rescue ranger,
all right.

I think.

The lad's got himself
in trouble.

Guess I better save him.

But, dad--

Wake up. We want
to taunt you
mercilessly.

Maybe dad could use
a bit more planning
in his plans.

Then it's up to us.
Zipper, hook the cat,
then bring me the pole.

[Squeaking] yes, ma'am.

Ooh! What do you
think you're doing?

Err...judo.

Ready for
a little catfishing?

Gadget:
hit it!

Yeow!

Look! It's one of those
fishes fat cat wants.

Uh, yeah...where?

It went under the boat.

[Max shouts]

Are you ok, charlie?

Hurry. We've got
to get that fish!

There they are!

You know, put us through
a bit of trouble rescuing
you, mate.

Me? What are you
talking about?

You were--
look out!

Jump!

It got away.

No, it can't.

Fat cat will skin us!

This should help
keep us dry.

Hey! Look at that.

Ok, mole,
start pumping.

Here you are, max.

Hit that fish right
between the eyes.

Bok bok bok bok!

Heh heh.
It works every time.

Bok bok bok bok!

Bok bok bok bok !

Golly, chip,
it's a fishnapping!

And the blighters
are getting away!

Dale:
we're never gonna
catch up with them.

Ha! Never say never

When you're with
cheddarhead charlie.

[All shouting]

Nothing like a bit of a swim

To get
the blood flowing.

Now let's find those yahoos.

And have ourselves
a jolly punch out!

Wait a minute, dad.

You can't just go charging in
without knowing what's there.

But that's what I always do.

Dale and I will sneak inside
and see what they're up to.

Hmm. I don't know.

It sounds sort
of thought out to me.

Bok bok bok bok!

If I didn't love crime,

I'd quit this business.

Gosh, what's
going on here?

Bok bok bok bok!

Another full can,
fat cat.

Aah!

Ahh.

Those rich cats up town will
pay through their noses
for this.

For that? It smells
like fish eggs.

It's caviar, you simp!

It is fish eggs!

Diggum, how long have they
been in there anyway?

Gosh, it's only been
three minutes.

Three minutes?

Something must have
gone wrong.

Come on!

No, wait!

Caviar costs a lot

Because sturgeons only
lay eggs once a year.

But chickens,
they lay eggs
every day.

The record
makes the sturgeons
think they're chickens.

So they'll
lay eggs every day.

Cheddarhead charlie's my name,

And adventure's my game.

Let those fish go,

And I'll leave
some of your fur on.

Well,
mr. Cheddarhead,
fat cat's my name,

And I don't
play games.

Being the kingpin
of the animal underworld

Isn't all fun,
you know.

Usually, it's just
the same old grind.

I got an idea. Come on!

Ah! This is perfect.

[Playing the post call]

What?

Neigh neigh!

And they're off!

Stampede!

What kept you, lads?

Come on!

Right.

Oh, no, stop him!

They've escaped!

Get them!

Put a move on, mates.

Must have took a wrong turn.

You can say that again.

Everyone out
of the pool.

All set!

[Dogs howling]

Get down!

Ha ha ha! Missed me.

[Dogs barking]

Nice doggies.

Ah!

Ah, there's nothing
like a little
adventure

To work
the kinks out.

Where's the little
mouse's room, son?
I need to powder me nose.

Through that door
and hang a left at
the second nut hole, dad.

I'm certainly glad
all our adventures

Aren't as exhausting
as this one.

They will be

If cheddarhead charlie
has a thing to say
about it. I mean--

It's all right. Dad's just
a take-charge kind of mouse.

He doesn't fit in
with the rescue rangers.

It'd be all right if he
didn't have to do
everything his way.

But how can we tell him?

Well, time for me
to be shoving off.

I gotta catch
the 12:00 pelican
to borneo.

But we thought you wanted
to be a rescue ranger.

Sorry, son, this teamwork
stuff seems to get the job done,
but it just ain't my style.

Thanks for the grand
adventure, mates.

You're almost as good
at being heroes

As cheddarhead charlie.

Give us a shake.

That boy learns fast.

Well, monty, me boyo,

You know what they say--

♪ Just wanna say
sayonara to you ♪

♪ Hasta la vista
and adios , too ♪

It's easy to see where monterey
gets his love for adventure.

Monty? Nah,
monty's always took
after his mother.

[Knock on door]

Camembert katy's the name,

And adventure's my game!

Mom!

Katy, me little
love bucket.

What brings you
to town?

My ship's
in for repairs.

So I thought I'd stay
with a few weeks
with junior here,

And maybe share
an adventure or two.

Oh, no!