WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[upbeat music]
[vocalizing]
[bicycle bell rings]
♪ ♪
- Thanks.
♪ ♪
- Hey, Zoey.
- Oh, hey, Stacey.
- I'm writing a science essay
all about turkeys.
- Turkeys?
- Yes.
Now, we all know they don't fly.
- They don't?
- Now, the question is:
are turkey simply too fat
and bulbous to fly,
or are they just lazy?
- Uh...
Whoops, here's my boyfriend.
- Am I late?
- Nope, perfect timing.
- Ready to pic 'n' nic?
- Oh, a picnic. Can I come?
- Ahh...
I think we only have enough food
for the four of us.
- Yeah, we'd invite you but--
the four of us?
- Ah, yeah.
- But I thought--
- Hey!
- Here we come!
- They asked
if they could come along.
- Could you go stand
over there for a second?
- Sure.
- This picnic was supposed
to be a date,
just the two of us.
- I know,
but they asked to come.
What was I gonna say?
- "No" would have been
a good choice.
- Hey, Zo.
- We're ready.
- Yay, you're coming with us.
- Yep, we are.
- I might be coming too.
Wait.
Guys, you forgot me!
♪ ♪
[light pop music]
♪ ♪
- How romantic is this?
- Well...
- What's wrong?
- We're dancing
in a janitor's closet.
- I brought you a flower.
- Oh, yeah,
and it's dying
from the bleach fumes in here.
- Oh, yeah.
- I just hate
that we have to
keep sneaking around like this.
- You want everybody
to find out we're dating?
You know how much abuse
we'd both get?
- Yes, I realize
why we're slow dancing
in a janitor's closet
with noxious fumes
and a dead flower.
I'm just saying
it'd be nice
if we could go out
on a real date--
once.
- Hey, I got an idea.
- Oh dear.
- It's a good one.
- Tell me gently.
- You know that restaurant
where Coco worked?
The really expensive one?
- Yeah, Vaccaro.
- It's only half a mile up PCH.
- You'd take me there
for dinner?
- Sure.
It's quiet, romantic,
and nobody else at PCA
can afford to eat there.
- That sounds fantastic.
- Cool.
- Maybe we should get
out of here.
[jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Good evening,
and welcome to Vaccaro.
I assume you have a reservation?
- Yes.
James Garrett for two.
- Garrett.
Is that with a P?
- No, Garrett.
- Without a P.
- G-a-r-r-e-t-t.
- Interesting.
- Oh, here it is.
Under G.
Wait here--
I'll go make sure
your table is ready.
- Appreciate it.
- Thank you.
Are you sure
we should eat here?
- You don't like it?
- No, it's amazing.
But it looks so expensive.
How can you afford this?
- I worked
at my uncle's construction site
for the past couple of summers.
I got enough saved.
- Well, that's really sweet,
but seriously,
you don't have to--
- I want to.
Now just smile, and...
don't order the lobster.
- Promise.
- How you liking the lobster?
- It's fantastic,
but did you need to order
five of them?
Aren't they like $100 apiece?
- So, who cares?
- [laughing]
You're so funny.
Must be fun having
a rich father.
- Yeah, well.
- What's wrong?
Did you drop a claw?
- Don't look down here.
- What's going on?
- Look to your right.
- Zoey and James are here.
LOGAN: I know.
Why do you think
I'm under the table?
- They're gonna see us,
and know we're dating.
- No.
I'll stay under here.
Just pretend
that you're eating alone.
- Five lobsters?
- Quinn?
- [laughs]
Hello!
- Hey.
- Uh, what are you doing here?
- I was craving some lobsters--
five--and you know,
you can't get lobsters at PCA.
- Will this table
be satisfactory?
- Well...
- It's the only one available.
Madame?
♪ ♪
HOST: Your waiter will be
with you in a moment.
- So...
- So...
[chuckles]
- You were hungry,
so you came here...
by yourself.
- Uh-huh.
- And ordered five lobsters.
- Right.
That is such a pretty dress.
- Thanks.
- I'm gonna hit the restroom.
- Okay.
- We'll watch your pile
of lobsters.
That's not a happy face.
- Look, I love Quinn,
but tonight was supposed to be
a special night
for just the two of us.
- Well, so now
it's eight of us.
You, me, Quinn,
and that family of lobsters.
- It's not funny.
- Should we leave?
- I don't know.
I mean, I guess it's sort of
just the two of us...
plus Quinn.
- I think we could still
have fun.
- I know how we could start.
Tail or claw?
- Definitely tail.
[phone ringing]
- Hey.
- You gotta get me out
from under this table.
- But if Zoey and James
see you,
they're gonna know we're dating.
LOGAN: Listen,
just create a commotion,
then I'll sneak out,
and they'll never know
I was here.
- Okay.
Uh...
Give me two minutes.
- The men's room
doesn't have lollipops.
- And you still
have the scar?
- Yeah, it's cool.
It looks like a cross
between a lightning bolt
and a banana.
- A banana bolt.
[both chuckle]
- Quinn's coming.
- Rude.
- I'm back.
- That you are.
- So, what are you guys
gonna order?
- Well, I was thinking about
starting off
with the tuna tartare.
JAMES: Ooh, that sounds good.
Hey, you wanna split the tartare
and the fondue?
ZOEY: Yes.
JAMES: Man, everything here
looks so good.
ZOEY: Except for the quail.
[laser whooshes]
- Ah!
- Now!
- Ow!
[ringtone plays]
- Wait.
Isn't that Logan's ringtone?
- No, it's uh--
- Why'd you have
to call me now?
- I just wanted to invite you
to come sh**t some pool
with me and Lola.
[chuckles]
She's awful.
- I heard that.
- [laughs]
But her hearing is very good.
LOGAN: Look--
- Is that Logan
on the floor there?
- Logan?
- Zoey, James, Quinn.
What are you guys doing here?
- We were just
gonna ask you that.
- Oh, um...
I'm just here
picking up
a chocolate souffle for Michael.
- A chocolate souffle?
Logan's getting me a souffle!
- I want a souffle.
- Why are you getting
Michael a souffle?
- You know...
for his birthday.
- Wasn't his birthday, like,
a month ago?
- Exactly.
And I didn't get him anything,
so souffle.
- Where are you?
- Vaccaro.
- Where is he?
- Vaccaro!
- Oh, my God!
I hear their souffles
are amazing.
- Yeah,
but you gotta eat them hot.
Hey, man?
- Yeah?
- Don't bring me the souffle.
I'll be there in 20 minutes.
- What?
- Come on.
You don't--
[dial tone]
He hung up.
- Well, since you're here
getting a souffle for Michael,
why don't you...
sit down with us?
- Oh.
Well,
I don't like you.
- Right, yeah--
- But, sure.
So...
here we are.
[chuckles]
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
- Here we are.
- The four of us.
- Uh...can I help you?
- Oh, yeah.
We're here to meet a guy
named Logan, our age,
sorta good-looking.
- Sorta.
- Mr. Preese.
- Reese.
- No P.
- You're certain?
- Completely.
- He's in the main dining area.
- Bye!
- Thanks.
- [sputtering]
Jackets are required
for all gentlemen
in the dining area.
- Well, I don't have a jacket.
- Perhaps we have one
you can borrow.
- So that wasn't
the first time you ever saw me?
JAMES: No.
Actually, when I was trying
to find
the housing office,
I saw you by the fountain.
- And your first thought was?
- You know,
that you were insanely adorable.
[both chuckle]
- Oh, come on!
Dude,
she's already dating you.
You don't have to lie
to her anymore.
- I wasn't lying.
- Could you just eat
your lobster?
- Did you guys know that
lobsters in captivity
sometimes
resort to cannibalism?
- Cannibalism?
- Yeah, they eat their friends.
QUINN: We know because
marine biologists
have found lobster skin
in the stomachs
of other lobsters.
- I wish a lobster
would eat me.
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, what's up?
- Ah, why?
- Michael and Lola are here?
- James.
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, man!
I didn't know everybody
was here with you.
- Yeah, isn't it great?
- I-I came alone.
- I didn't even know Quinn
was gonna be here.
- He sure didn't.
- What's with the jacket?
- Ah, the stupid maitre d'
made me wear it.
Says they have a "dress code."
- And why are you here?
I told you I'd bring you
the souffle.
- Souffles aren't yummy
unless you eat them
right out of the oven.
- But before we started
talking souffles,
looks like there's plenty
of lobster to go around!
- Lobster!
MICHAEL: Yeah.
Tasty.
- Oh, my God!
This bread looks so good.
And it's warm!
- Hey, pass me
the melted butter.
- We should push the tables
together
so we can all sit closer.
- I-I don't think that--
- Here, Zoey,
slide your chair this way.
- No, I'm fine right--
Aah!
[diners exclaim]
- Zo--
- Are you all right?
- No!
- Oh, here.
A hunk of lobster
will make you feel better.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
LOLA: My God,
this looks so good!
MICHAEL: Mm-hmm.
- This smells so good.
- You're gonna pay
for my food, right?
It was my birthday a month ago.
- I had a birthday last year.
- Yeah, yeah.
I'll pay for it.
- Really?
- Not yours.
- You can't blame a guy
for trying.
- Would you pass me
a crab cake?
- Oh, sure.
- Ooh, I want a crab cake.
- Me, too!
- I'll take one.
- James.
- Yeah?
Right.
Excuse us.
- Mmm!
Is it wrong to be in love
with a crab cake?
- If it's wrong,
I don't wanna be right.
- Did you guys know that crabs
are omnivores
that eat algae
and fungus and worms?
- Algae and fungus and worms?
- Oh, my!
- Come on, don't be mad.
- I'm not mad, I'm frustrated.
And I feel bad for you.
- Why do you feel bad for me--
- You're probably using half
of your savings
to pay for tonight.
- Three-fourths of my savings.
- [sighs]
I'm sad.
- Zo--
- This was supposed to be
a special date
for just the two of us.
- So, it's turned into
a special date
for the two of us
with four of our good friends.
That so bad?
- No.
But I want a crab cake.
- I think that can be arranged.
- And I want both kinds
of sauce.
- I understand.
LOLA: Ooh, nice fork up!
- Hey.
- We're back.
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, everything's great.
- Pass the asparagus.
- Asparagi for Ms. Brooks.
- Did you guys know that
asparagus makes your--
- We know.
- Shh.
- Don't.
- Please.
- Hey, isn't that guy
over there Carl?
- I think that is Carl.
- Who's Carl?
- Coco's boyfriend.
- Hungry, hungry Coco?
- Yup.
- I thought Coco
was still dating him.
- She is.
- Then why is he on a date
with another woman?
- Maybe they're not on a date.
- They're holding hands
across the table.
- Quinn, come with me.
- What are you gonna do?
- We're gonna go tell Carl
that he's busted.
- And then we're gonna
tell Coco we saw him
out with another woman.
- Yeah, look,
maybe you shouldn't interfere--
- Eat your meatball.
Hey, yo, Carl.
- Oh, hey.
You girls go to PCA, right?
- Yeah, we do.
- You know our dorm advisor,
Coco.
- Your girlfriend?
- Right, right.
- So, who's she?
- Listen, can we talk about
this another time?
- No!
- But we're gonna talk to Coco,
and you better believe--
- Will you guys
get out of here?
- Don't tell us what to do!
- It's a free restaurant,
lady.
Well, you have to pay
for the food,
but you know what I mean!
- Coco?
- Shh!
Follow me to the can!
[all groaning, grunting]
Are you trying to ruin my life?
- Why are you wearing
a disguise?
- 'Cause remember
when I worked here
as a restroom attendant?
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah...
- Well, when I quit,
I got into a fight
with the maitre d'.
He told me
I had to finish out the night,
so I told him to go sit
on a squash.
Then we got into a fight.
I hit him with a beef rib,
he fell down,
and I ran out the door.
- So...the disguise?
- [sighs]
I was banned from
ever coming back here.
But Carl and I wanted to have
a special dinner date
to celebrate the end
of his house arrest.
So, I just figured why not--
- Well...
- [gasps]
I guess someone
doesn't understand
what "banned" means.
- Maurice, listen.
- Oh, get out of my sight.
- Wait, why are you
in the women's restroom?
- He likes the lollipops.
- I want you
and your little chicky friends
out of here.
- You can't throw us out.
- Yeah, look, Maurice--
- Yes, I can throw you out.
Turn around, there's the exit.
Move! Move, ladies.
[overlapping arguing]
Ladies, must I call
security on you?
[overlapping shouting]
MAURICE: Out of my bathroom.
Out of my restaurant.
[overlapping shouting]
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
- Quit pushing us!
- We are citizens!
- Carl, help!
- Hey, hey!
What's the deal, buddy?
- The deal is get out
unless you want me
to call the police.
- Make him let go of me.
- Sorry, baby, I'm on parole.
- Sir, what's the problem here?
- Mind your own business.
- Don't talk to him like that.
- And let her go.
- Oh, is she a friend
of yours?
- That's right.
- Then all of you,
out of here!
Come on, Coco, get out,
out, out!
- Do you know who my father is?
- You're never coming
in here again.
[overlapping shouting]
Banned, Coco. Banned!
[overlapping shouting]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Sweet lady
close your eyes ♪
♪ Rest on the edge of sleep ♪
♪ And know that I want
to bring to you-- ♪
- Hiya.
- Hey, Zo.
- What's up?
- Well--
- James told us that last night
was supposed to be
a special night
for just you and him.
- Oh.
Well, yeah, kinda.
- We feel like such jerks.
- You guys didn't know.
- Well, we know now.
- So, can we do anything
to make you feel better?
- It's okay, really.
- Oh, come on.
At least let us buy you
a javaccino or something.
- Seriously, you guys don't
have--
- Come on.
- You guys don't have to buy me
a javaccino.
I promise I'm--
♪ ♪
Oh...
What'd you guys do?
- That.
- Table for two, Ms. Brooks.
- Right this way.
- We felt bad about
ruining your date.
- And we thought maybe
this would make up for it.
- And what's more romantic
than a private dinner for two
on the beach?
- Or volleyball court.
- Sand is sand.
- Okay.
You two just sit down.
- And we'll get out of here.
- This is really
great of you guys.
- And you don't have to leave.
Why don't you all just--
- Bye.
- We're out of here.
- You've got some nice friends,
Zoey Brooks.
- And a hot boyfriend.
- Uh-oh.
Is he bigger than me?
- Hey.
- What?
- You're on
the volleyball court.
- Yeah, we know.
- We're having dinner.
- Well, we gotta practice.
- Got a game tomorrow?
- So practice in an hour,
okay?
- Now.
- No!
JAMES: Look,
our friends went
to a lot of trouble
to set this up for us,
and we're not moving
until we eat our dinner.
- Mmm, this steak is awesome.
- I know.
Michael can cook.
You have the most amazing eyes.
- Aww.
[thump]
♪ ♪
[overlapping chatter]
♪ ♪
- This was such a good idea.
- This is delicious.
- It is.
♪ ♪
WOMAN: Ready?
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[bell dings]
MAN: Mmm!
- Definitely tail.
04x09 - Dinner For Two Many
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.