WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Okay, six off the twelve,
corner.
- Oh, come on,
you can't make that.
[laughing]
- Unless you do that.
Nice sh**ting.
- Yeah, Zoey.
That was drippin'.
- Drippin'?
- Did you say "drippin'"?
- Yeah, that's right.
Drippin'.
It means "good," "awesome,"
"sweet."
- Since when?
- Yeah, who says "drippin'"?
- Me.
I made it up.
It's slang.
[both laughing]
What?
- You can't just make up
a new slang term.
- Why not? I mean,
somebody had to be the first
person to say something was
"cool" or "tight" or "rad."
so who says I can't start
"drippin'"? Ha ha.
- Come on, hurry up.
I'm a busy man.
- I'm coming.
Where do you want it?
- Just set it over there...
carefully.
- What, now you're too lazy
to carry your own packages?
- It's okay. He's paying me.
- Why are you paying him to--
- 'Cause that's what people
with money do.
We pay other people to do the
things we'd have to do if we
didn't have money.
Now move.
- Hey, you wanna have dinner
with me?
My treat.
- Aw, sorry, kiddo.
My roommates and I are going to
get pedicures.
- Yes!
- What'd you get?
- An awesome care package
from my dad.
He's sh**ting a movie in Japan.
- So what's that thing?
- The new J-phone.
It's got an mp3 player,
a built-in laser pointer.
- This little thing
has all that?
- I wasn't done.
Get this--in the middle of the
night, it automatically
downloads TV shows and movies
that it thinks I might like...
via satellite.
- Ooh--"via."
- How come I haven't heard
of this new j-phone?
- 'Cause it's brand new.
It's not even legal
in America yet.
- What's "Shinnyuusha"?
- This is the scariest movie
ever.
It was banned in 23 countries
and Puerto Rico.
- So we gonna watch that
tonight?
- Yeah, we are.
- Can I watch it with you guys?
- Sure.
- Nuh-uh. No, you cannot.
- Zoey...
- I'm not letting you watch
a movie that scary.
- Whoa, this J-phone's battery
lasts over a week
on one charge.
- Yep.
- Man, that's drippin'.
Ha ha.
Yes, drippin'.
Tell your friends.
Drippin'. Yes, drippin'.
Tell your friends.
All right, man? Yeah.
Drippin'.
♪ Drippin', drippin' ♪
♪ I'm feelin'
a little drippin' ♪
♪ Drippin' ♪
- Popcorn?
- Popped.
- M&Ms?
- 300,
both plain and nut-filled.
- Ha ha. Drippin'.
- What's up with him saying
"drippin'" every five minutes?
- He's trying to start
a new slang word.
Just play the movie.
- [groans]
- Did you guys start it yet?
- Dude, you can't
watch the movie.
- Why can't he?
- 'Cause Zoey said no.
- Is Zoey here?
I don't think so.
Press play.
[scary music]
[man screaming]
[woman screaming]
[loud thumps, people screaming]
- Oh, my god.
- I'll never be the same.
- Now I know why they call 'em
chopsticks.
- Uh...
you okay there, Dustin?
- Come on, kid,
it was just a movie.
It's not like they're gonna
come and break--
[scary music]
- It's not right.
- Oh, Quinn.
Let it go.
- I will not let it go.
It's not fair.
Why should my pedicure
cost a dollar more
than your guys' pedicure?
- Because we don't have
an extra toe on our right foot.
- A girl should not be
penalized for having
one extra appendage.
[Lola sighs]
- Hey, who threw my comforter
on the floor?
[all screaming]
Dustin!
- You trying to scare us
to death?
- I'm the one
who's scared to death.
- Why?
- Well...
- You did not watch that
stupid movie with the guys,
did you?
Did you watch that stupid
movie with the guys?
- It wasn't stupid.
It was scary.
- Okay, they are so dead.
- Can ya k*ll 'em tomorrow?
Please don't leave me alone.
- Lola and Quinn
are right there.
- Yeah, I don't know them
so well.
- All right.
- And can I sleep here tonight?
Please?
- Just for one night?
- Okay.
- Whatever.
- But I'm still gonna k*ll
those guys tomorrow.
- I can tell you how to do it
with a chopstick.
[fire alarm whooping]
- What's happening?
- Don't eat my face.
- What's going on?
- Ow.
- Is that the fire alarm?
[pounding on door]
BOY: Fire alarm. Get out.
Everybody out.
- Come on, let's go.
- Let's go.
- Everyone, slow down.
Just form a single file line
and walk in an orderly fashion--
Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow.
Rupture. Rupture.
Oh, bad.
- All right, all right,
the good news is,
there's no fire.
[everyone muttering]
Wait, wait.
The bad news--
one of you obviously pulled
the fire alarm for no reason.
Would the person who did it
like to confess?
[sigh] I didn't think so.
All right, let me be clear--
pulling a fire alarm
is not funny.
[laughing]
It's a serious offense.
If it happens again,
and I don't find out who it is,
I'm giving this entire dorm
detention.
- What?
[all talking at once]
- Now go back to bed.
- Okay, whoever
pulled the alarm,
if you do it again,
you're getting your butt kicked.
- Yeah, a fake fire alarm
is not drippin'.
- Saying "drippin'"
is not drippin'.
- Hey, hey, you can't use
the term against itself.
I hate it when people
disrespect my term.
I need some French fries.
[video game sound effects]
- Come on, Zoey, one more game.
- No, I played with you
till four in the morning.
- Yes, keeping me up.
- Me, too.
- Seriously, Dustin,
go get ready.
You've got class in 30 minutes.
- Okay...
but I'm gonna sleep here again
tonight, okay?
- No.
- Absolutely not.
- Not happening.
- But what if I'm still scared
from "Shinnyuusha"?
- You weren't scared
for the past two hours
playing "Alien Avenger."
- I was briefly distracted.
Come on, Zo, one more night?
- No chance.
- Get out.
- I'm telling ya, we ought to
find out who pulled that alarm
last night and then mmm.
- b*at him with your hot dog?
- You know what I mean.
Oh, hey, check out my J-phone.
- What about it?
- Last night, while we were
sleeping, it downloaded an
episode of "Bobcat's Condo."
- What is "Bobcat's Condo"?
- I have no idea, but
the J-phone says I'll like it.
- How's it know?
- 'Cause it's the J-phone.
Ow.
- Uhh.
Hey!
Why'd you slap our heads?
- I told you not to let Dustin
watch that movie,
and you did it anyway.
- You scared him to death.
- So we had to baby-sit him all
night.
BOY: Hey, Zoey.
Message.
- Great.
- What's up?
- Dustin's
in Dean Rivers' office.
- Why?
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
- Ahh.
- Hi. What's going on?
- Your brother says
he's leaving PCA.
- Why?
Why?
- Listen, Dustin didn't really
mean he wants to leave PCA.
- Yes, I do.
- He says he does.
- Yeah, but he doesn't.
- I'm too scared to stay here.
I want to go home.
- Who showed him
this horror movie...
What was it called?
"Shoshanna"?
- "Shinnyuusha."
- Whatever.
- Look, just let me talk
to Dustin alone,
and I'll handle this.
- Fine.
You two talk.
I'm gonna go take a pill.
- What up?
- You said I can't sleep
in your room, and I'm too scared
to sleep alone.
- You have a roommate.
- Like he can stop psycho
ninjas with chopsticks.
- I can't let you stay
in our room again.
- Then I'm leaving PCA.
I'm calling dad.
- All right,
you can sleep in our room
till you're not scared anymore.
- Awesome.
See ya tonight.
- I'm Dean Rivers.
- Get out of my chair.
- Sorry, sir.
- ♪ But I'll see ♪
♪ Wake up ♪
♪ I didn't sleep a wink ♪
[Quinn gasps]
- That was fun.
- Come on, let's set 'em back
up before Dustin gets back
from the bathroom.
- How long do you plan to let
him keep staying here at night?
- Till he's not scared anymore.
- And what if that takes weeks?
I can't handle that, Zoey.
I need to be able to throw
my bra on the floor without
worrying if your little
brother's gonna find it, take a
digital picture of it,
and show it to his friends.
- Hey...
what if I can come up with
a way to make Dustin unscared?
- You're not doing surgery
on my little brother's brain.
- In a non-surgical way.
[fire alarm whooping]
- Aw, man.
- Not again.
- Oh, it's ridiculous.
- All right, come on, guys,
seriously, single file,
no pushing, no shoving...
oh. Unh.
Okay, going down.
Going down.
Ow. Ow. Rupture.
Rupture.
Okay.
- All right,
I told you what would happen if
someone
pulled that fire alarm again.
All of you have detention
this Saturday.
[all groaning]
- Who keeps pulling
that stupid alarm?
Was it you?
- No. No, I--I'd never do
any--ow.
Ow. Rupture!
- Whoa, hey.
We're not gonna solve this
problem
by shoving random nerds.
- Ooh, excuse me,
voice of reason.
- Look, I'm tired of being
woken up in the middle of the
night when I'm dreaming about...
you people don't need to know
what I dream about.
- Well, I don't like detention.
- Neither do I.
Hey, how 'bout we take turns
staying up, hiding,
watching the fire alarm?
That way, we'll catch whoever's
doin' it.
- That's good.
- Yeah, that idea is drippin'.
- It's not gonna catch on.
- Yes, it will.
Hey, hey, nerd? Nerd?
- Yeah?
- Would you say "drippin'"?
- Okay, Dustin.
Are you relaxed?
- No, I'm not relaxed.
Look at me.
- You swear you're
not gonna hurt him?
- I promised you--
no permanent damage.
- How's it work?
- Okay. See,
when humans are frightened,
their nerve endings release
fear impulses,
sort of like tiny electrical
shocks,
which can be monitored.
Here, I'll show you.
[both screaming]
[monitor beeping]
See?
- I still don't
get the point of this.
- Well, once I determine which
parts
of his brain contain his fears,
I can use small impulses
of opposite electrical polarity
to neutralize--
- Will it unscare him?
- Possibly.
- Then let's just give it a try.
- Fabulous.
Get ready, Dustin.
[equipment beeping and whirring]
- That's a scan
of Dustin's brain?
- Mm-hmm.
- So, what do you think?
- Uh, how do you see his fears?
- Well, look...
here's a graph of an average
pattern.
You see, the orange represents
fear.
- And...?
- Look at this.
This is Dustin's
brain-wave pattern.
See?
Way less orange than average.
- So, what, you cured him?
- No, I didn't do anything.
- Then what are you saying
here?
- I'm saying...
I don't think Dustin's scared
at all.
[fire alarm whooping]
- [groans]
- Why?
[groans]
- You were supposed to be
watching the alarm.
To see who pulled it.
- I was watching it.
No one touched it.
Hey, man, where'd you get
that pajama top?
That is drippin'.
- Give it up.
- You can't start
a new slang word.
- Yeah? Just wait.
[beeping]
- Sweet.
My J-phone just downloaded
three new shows
and two movie previews.
- Aw, will you quit showing off
your fancy Asian phone?
- Ooh, what, you're not gonna
say it's drippin'?
- Hey, don't you mock drippin'.
Don't you mock my new word.
- Excuse me.
Is that the J-phone from Japan?
- Yeah. But, uh...
don't say anything, okay?
They're not legal in America.
- I'm aware of that.
- Hey.
[whirring sound, static]
- Dean Rivers,
can you come over here, please?
Here's what's been setting off
the fire alarm every night.
This kid's cell phone.
- Huh?
- It's called a J-phone,
made in Japan.
They're illegal in the U.S.
because they operate on
restricted frequencies used by
police and fire departments.
Frequencies that set off
fire alarms.
- You're a dead man, Reese.
- Yeah.
- Right, I'm sure you're all
gonna just b*at me up right
here in front of Dean Rivers.
MAN: Chief beck,
our coffee's ready.
- Ooh, coffee.
- Let's get some.
- Uh...
Dean Rivers?
Dean?
Sir?
Um...
run.
- Let's get him.
[Logan screaming]
- Eight.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
- My turn.
- Hey, uh, Zoey, did Valerie
invite you to go surfing
this weekend?
- Yeah, but I'm not going.
- How come?
- 'Cause we don't like her.
Last semester, she told
everyone it was her birthday
when it wasn't.
- Just 'cause she wanted
attention.
- Can you believe
someone would do that?
- Yeah, I mean, what kind of
person just lies like that?
- So lame.
- Yeah, and the sad thing is,
now nobody likes her.
- Yeah, well, who likes a liar?
- I know.
- Well, it's getting late.
I'm gonna go
brush my teeth.
- Yeah. Me, too.
- You want some water
before you go to bed?
- Nah. No, thanks.
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.
Well...
no.
- It's working.
- Shh.
- What's wrong?
- Well, you know how
I wanted to stay here
the past couple of nights?
- Yeah?
- It wasn't really
'cause I was scared.
- Ha.
- Up top.
- You're not scared?
- Well, I was the first night...
for a little while.
- Then why'd you keep
pretending to be scared?
Why'd you keep want to spending
the night here?
- 'Cause I missed you.
- What do you mean?
I see you around campus
all the time.
- Well, yeah.
We walk by each other and wave
and say hi, but...
it's been a long time
since we just hung out
and did stuff together.
- Well, why didn't you just
tell me you wanted to
hang out then?
- I tried a couple of times.
It's just you're always
hanging out
with Lola or Quinn or Chase
or Michael,
never me.
That's why I lied
about being scared.
I just missed you.
- Ohh, Dustin.
[crying]
I'm sorry.
- You can stay here.
- You can move in with us.
- You can even take
a digital picture of my bra.
- I...can't...
breathe.
[groaning]
- [laughing] It's all purple.
Here's a Band-Aid.
- How could you two
just let those guys
b*at me up last night?
How could you do that?
- It was easy.
- We just walked back into
the dorm and went to sleep.
[laughing]
- Nice.
- Chase.
- Hey, Chase.
- What's up?
- You see Mr. Dobson's
new Porsche?
- No, he got a Porsche?
- Yeah, you gotta go
check it out.
- It's drippin'.
- Oh. Did you hear that?
[laughing] Did you hear?
He said drippin'.
Ha ha ha ha.
I did it.
I started a new slang word.
- Wait. What do you mean?
- Drippin'. I started that.
That's my word. Ha ha.
- No, you didn't.
Everybody says "drippin'."
- Yeah, 'cause I started it.
Tell 'em.
- I don't know what you're
talking about.
- See? You didn't start
"drippin'."
- Hey, hey, hey.
Come back here.
Tell 'em I started "drippin'".
Tell--tell--
Aw, man, that--
I started a new word,
and I'm not even gonna
get credit for it?
That is wrong. That is--
that is so wrong, Logan.
Oh, that is messed up.
You know what? That is--
that is...
that is flump.
Yeah. Yeah.
That is flump.
Yep, that's it.
Yeah, it means "not good."
flump.
- Oh, god.
- That's right, flump.
You heard it here first,
ladies and gentlemen.
Flump--that's right.
Flump.
It's--it's not--it's...
hey, hey, where you guys going,
huh?
You feeling flumpy?
Huh?
Whoo!
Yeah.
WOMAN: ♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
♪ Just gotta let it loose ♪
♪ And do what
you choose to do ♪
♪ Don't walk away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[ding]
MAN: Mmm.
MICHAEL: Tell 'em I started
"drippin'".
03x18 - Drippin' Episode!
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.