03x12 - Perfect School pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

[ Wind Whistling ]

[ Man ]
Viewer, beware.

You're in for a scare.

Goosebumps.

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Male Voice ]
Riley.

[ Crying, Panting ]

[ Creaking ]

[ Screaming ]

You're home early.

You should be congratulating me
on my creativity.

Most brothers would have just jumped
out of the closet and yelled "Boo."

- You scared poor Riley to death.
- Come on, Mom.

You're not really gonna
send me away, are you?

Did you read the brochure?

"The Perfect School.

Why settle for anything
less than perfect?"

Good luck, son.

Goodbye, sweetie.

[ Mom ] I hope you learn
something from this experience.

[ Headmaster ] Gentlemen,
your days of disobedience

and troublemaking
have come to an end.

From this moment forward, you'll do
what you are told, when you are told.

Do not speak unless spoken to,
do not move unless directed.

Welcome to the Perfect School.

[ Alarm Blaring ]

No one's escaped
from the Perfect School.

And no one ever will.

This is your headmaster,
Mr. O'Connor.

Open the door.

- [ Trellis Snaps ]
- [ Grunts ]

[ CJ ]
That was you last night, wasn't it?

You were the one
who tried to escape.

[ Thunderclap ]

Mom, it's me.
You got to get me out of here.

There's a lot of really freaky stuff
going on here.

[ Muffled Cries ]

Hello, Mrs. O'Connor,
this is the headmaster.

I just want to reassure you

that we're doing everything possible
to change Brian.

[ Grunting ]

[ Thunderclap ]

- [ Metallic Clanking ]
- [ Footsteps Echoing ]

[ Voices Echoing ]

[ Doctor ]
Height, 64".

Brown eyes, brown hair

chin, 3".

Chest is... chest, 37".

Arm length, uh, 21".

Brian, are you awake?

Brian, you awake?
Brian. Brian, you awake?

[ Grunting, Sighs ]

Man, you totally overslept.

You gotta be in class in 5 minutes.

[ Footsteps Receding ]

- [ Sighs ]
- [ Door Closes ]

[ Birds Chirping ]

[ Brian ]
They measured me, they weighed me.

They took my fingerprints.

Pretty weird dream, man.
You shouldn't eat before you go to bed.

I don't know.
It didn't feel like a dream.

Yeah, it's good.

Heh, thanks.

- How long did it take you to do this?
- About 3 hours.

I like it. Great story.

- Check out the teacher's pet.
- [ CJ Chuckles ]

- Very good, Joe.
- May I go get a drink, please?

Go.

- That guy is a total kiss-up.
- You said it.

No talking.

[ Whispering ]
I bet he's a spy.

I was thinking the same thing.

That's it!

[ Chair Creaking ]

[ Children Chattering ]

[ Footsteps Approaching ]

[ Door Opens ]

[ Door Closes ]

What are you doing here?
They sent you to spy on me?

Spy on you?
What are you talking about?

I took too long getting a drink
and the guardian got mad.

How stupid do you think I am?

I don't know.
How stupid are you?

You are not fooling anyone, OK?
Me and C.J. figured it out.

Oh, you did, huh?

Look, you think I've been all warm
and friendly with these guys

'cause I'm working for them?

Man, I'm a better actor
than I thought.

What are you talking about?

Ever heard the phrase:
"Go along to get along"?

Can't say that I have.

Look, they think I love it here.

They say I'm the most cooperative
student they've ever had.

And do you know what?

I'm the last person
they'd ever expect

expect to escape from this place.

- You're gonna escape.
- Tonight.

Want to come with me?

Why? So you can rat on me?
Forget it.

- I told you, I'm not on their side.
- [ Headmaster ] Brian O'Connor.

You, I'd expect to see here.
But Joe... I'm surprised at you.

You've made such tremendous
progress, unlike some.

[ Door Closes ]

[ Voices Echoing ]

[ Voices Continue Echoing ]

Hey. Hello. Where are you?

[ Voices Echoing ]

[ Computer Beeps ]

There's gotta be a way out of here.

[ Man On Walkie-Talkie ]
Unauthorized computer access in Section D.

I'm on my way, over.

[ Beeping ]

Nursery?

- [ Computer Beeps ]
- Access denied?

- What are you guys hiding?
- [ Clacking ]

OK.
Let's see what they got on me.

[ Beeping ]

[ Humming ]

- [ Beeping ]
- 95 percent.

I'm almost done?

[ Doorknob Squeaking ]

[ Doorknob Squeaking ]

It's all clear.

[ Computer Beeps ]

It must have been
a system malfunction. Over.

[ Sighs ]

[ Clanking ]

[ Ripping ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Panting ]

Hmm.

[ Clanking ]

[ Grunts ]

- ...OK?
- Yes, sir.

[ Whispering ]
Psst, C.J.

I thought you were
in the headmaster's office.

I was.
I got to the computer system.

- What?
- Yeah.

And it said my program
was almost finished.

Great. That means you
get to go home soon.

Yeah, right. You seen what the kids
look like who come out of here?

I don't wanna end up like that.
Do you?

I gotta get out of here now.

Well, if you're going,
I'm going with you.

Cool.
I knew I could count on you.

Meet me in the laundry room.
We'll hide in a pile of clothes.

When they come to pick up
the laundry in the morning,

they'll take us with them.

It's like in the movies.

They're gonna be looking for me.
I need a distraction.

One distraction coming up.

[ Boy ]
Hey!

[ Bucket Falling ]

- He did it.
- You! You're history!

- [ CJ ] Fight, fight, fight!
- [ Boys Clamoring ]

[ Guard ]
All you guys are going on report,

- if you don't stop that right now!
- [ Clamoring Continues ]

Now, as for you, Mr. O'Connor...

- [ Door Creaking ]
- Sir, we have a fight in Sector A.

Brian O'Connor.

[ Crunching ]

- He's got to be somewhere.
- Yeah. We'll find him.

[ Footsteps Approaching ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Panting ]

[ Door Creaking ]

[ Guard ] Section D all clear.
Now in Section E.

[ Door Creaking ]

[ Door Humming ]

[ Grunts ]
What is this place?

[ Bubbling ]

- Brian, what's wrong?
- I know how they do it.

- How they do what?
- How they create the perfect kid.

They're cloning us.

The voices.
They're the real kids.

They must be locked away downstairs.

They send the replacements
home with the parents.

- That's impossible.
- No! No, it's not!

They did it with
sheep over in Scotland.

These guys,
they just took it a step further.

- How do you know all this?
- I saw my clone.

He's in a t*nk in there.

They're growing him
right now to replace me.

We can't wait for the laundry.
We got to go now.

[ CJ ]
Come on, I think I know a way.

- [ Brian ] Where are we going?
- Trust me.

[ Beeping ]

[ Buzzing ]

- [ CJ ] You're not going anywhere.
- What?

[ CJ ]
The laundry truck just left without you.

Say hello to your new roommates

you should be more careful
who you trust, Brian.

You were watching me right
from the start, weren't you?

Joe's not the spy, you are.

Look on the bright side.

Your parents are gonna get
what they always wanted.

The perfect kid.
Your clone's almost ready.

[ CJ Grunts ]

- Get back here! No!
- [ Children Clamouring ]

Let go of me! Get back here!

Don't fight it, Brian.
It's good to be perfect.

You're not going anywhere.

Except back to the lock up
with the rest of them.

[ Laughing ]

[ Mom ]
Anyone for more desert?

- [ Dad ] Oh, not me. I'm stuffed.
- Riley.

- No, thanks, Mom.
- Brian!

No, thanks, Mom.
That was a wonderful dinner.

Can I help you with the dishes?

I can't get over the change in you.

No, thanks, honey.
That's OK. I'll get them.

May I please be excused?

You may.

Let me know if you need any help
with your homework.

I liked him better the other way.

[ Door Humming ]

[ Children Clamoring ]
Food!

[ Boy ]
I'm so hungry.

[ Boy ]
Come on, just give us something.

You got to get me out of here.
I keep telling you.

The real Brian shoved me
in here and took my spot.

I am the clone.
Brian O'Connor's clone!

Yeah. I'm a clone, too. Come on,
you got to get me out of here.

Come on, please.

You got to get me out of here.
I'm Joe Roberts' clone!

We're all clones.
Let us all out!

We're all clones.
We are!

[ All Clamoring ]

- [ Boy ] We want to sleep!
- [ Boys Crying ]

[ All Clamoring ]

Nice try.

I'm stuck.

- What happened?
- Someone put glue on my chair.

Really? Why would someone
do that on purpose?

- Must have been an accident.
- [ Sighs ]

Operation rescue.

Don't worry, guys.
I'll get you out of there.

If it's the last thing I do,
I'll get you out of there.