01x04 - Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P./Operation: M.I.N.I.G.O.L.F.

[bunniefuu]

[ All shouting and laughing ]

Hey, now, what's up

With that?!

Just keep cool, y'all,

Because numbuh 5 says...

It's candy time!

[ Laughing and cheering ]

Wow, you're the best,

Numbuh 5.

Your special stash!

What's the occasion?

- No occasion, numbuh 4. - Just...

[ Gasps ] [ gasps ]

[ Gasps ] [ gasps ]

[ Groans ]

It's a... Gum wad.

Wha?!

Uhh!

[ All shouting ]

Arg!

That's the spirit!

Prepare to board,

Mateys!

Go! Go! Go!

[ All shouting ]

[ Pirates laughing ]

Little help over here,

Numbuh 5!

I'm on it.

[ Growling ]

Pirate fight!

Whee!

Aarh!

[ Giggles ]

Just a little closer...

Now!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aaaah!

[ All groaning ]

[ Groans ]

Huh?

Ha! Huh! Ha!

Numbuh 3!

Look out!

Whee!

- Huh? - Aah!

Uhh!

[ All groan ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[ Laughing ]

[ French accent ] tree house

Secured, capitaine!

[ Grunting and snorting ]

Ah, brave warriors

Ye young 'uns be,

But ye be no match for...

Stickybeard!

The stickiest pirate ever to

Sail the suburbs.

[ Cheering and laughing ]

Ah, but enough

With the formalities.

We'll now be taking all

Your candy.

Take anything,

But not the candy!

Oh!

A fellow sweet tooth, eh?

- [ Laughing ] - well!

This lolly will be the last bit

Of candy

You'll ever have in

This tree house

When old stickybeard's

Done with ye!

Snap to it, mateys!

- Pirates: - ♪ candy, candy

♪ Take that candy

♪ Take that candy

♪ Take it all

♪ Candy, candy

♪ Take the candy

♪ Down to the last

Sour ball ♪

♪ Candy, candy...

Is that all the candy,

Lads?

Oui, mon capitaine!

Oui, mon capitaine!

Then let's sail, mateys!

[ Gasps ]

Eh? What's this?

So, you thought ye could

Outsmart old stickybeard,

Did ya?

When I said I was taking all

Your candy,

I meant it!

[ Laughs ]

Raaagh!

No!!

There's no way I'm letting go of

My special stash of candy!

As you wish,

My sweet-tooth maiden.

I'll take ye both.

And don't the rest of ye be

Trying to follow us

Or you'll never unwrap a lolly

With your friend again.

[ Slurps ]

Ooh!

Lime-a-licious!

Arg!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Numbuh 5!

[ All shouting ]

Ow!

Not so tight!

[ Chuckling ] [ chuckling ]

Hmm.

Licorice?

Aah...

Arr...

Hmm?

Ooh!

Purple berry!

Ooh!

[ Slurping ]

Bingo.

Now numbuh 5 just gotta get back

To the tree house.

Huh?

Oh, that lassie just

Won't give up!

Get her!!

[ Pirates shouting ]

Boom!

Uh-oh.

Arg! Arg!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

So long, sour balls!

- Ooh! - Whoa!

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Whoa!

Ohh... Ohh...

Ohh... Ohh...

Aaaah!

Uhh!

[ Laughs ] [ laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

Ah, you have a passion for

The candy, lassie.

What do you say you be my new

First mate?

Together, we'll sail the suburbs

Robbin' kids of their candy!

And when me teeth are

All fallen out,

You'll inherit

Me vast candy fortune

And have all the candy for



- And that's nautical miles, - too,

Which I'm fairly certain is more

Than regular miles.

[ Laughing evilly ]

Hmm...

That's a lot of candy.

Hmm.

wow, you're the best,

numbuh 5!

[ all chewing ]

So, what do you you say,

Lassie?

Thanks, stickybun,

But numbuh 5's already got

A sweet gig.

So your mind's made up,

Is it, lassie?

Oh...

How much candy were you

Offering again?

Quit your stallin'!

Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

Who-a-a-a!

Whoa!

It's candy time!

Take her down,

Numbuh 4!

Hi, pirates!

Sugar me timbers!

We're under att*ck!

Prepare to repel boarders!

Kids next door,

att*ck!

Give it up!

We've got you surrounded!

- Whoa! Aah! - Look out!

Waaaah!

Whee!

Ha ha ha ha!

[ Growling ]

Aha!

Whoop!

- Aaah! - Aaah! Aaah!

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

[ All muttering happily ]

Give it up, junior!

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ooh... Ooh...

Whoa!

Numbuh 2, grab the wheel

Of the ship!

Whoa!

Ha ha!

Ha! Ohh!

Ha-ha! Hah! Ho-ha!

[ Chuckles ]

Aaah!

[ All grunting ]

[ All shouting ]

My candy's got to be here

Somewhere.

Ooh!

Who-a-a-a!

Ohh!

[ Grunting ]

[ Gasps ]

Ooooh-wee!

[ Gasps ]

Bingo!

There you are!

Methinks you've had enough

Candy for one day, lassie!

[ Muffled talking ]

Eh?

What was that?

I said...

I'll see you

At the dentist.

Aarh!

You're makin' a mistake!

No bratty kids could give

You...

[ Grunts ]

As much candy as i can!

Your candy's sugar-free!

Huh?!

I'll show ye!

Oh!

That was perfectly

Good candy.

What a waste!

Aargh!

Foolish girl!

[ All grunting ]

Since ye won't join me,

You'll just have to...

Eh?

[ All shouting ]

Whoa!

Aaah! Aaah!

[ All gasp ]

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Ohh...

Arr!

There she be.

Uh-oh.

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

[ Cheering and shouting ]

[ Chuckles ]

Chow down, kids.

Wha?

[ Growls ]

[ Cheering and shouting ]

Get off!

Stop!

Arr!

Not the tutti-frutti!

Numbuh 5!

Are you all right?!

Feelin' sweet, baby!

Feelin' sweet!

Arg!

[ Sadly ]

Keep rowin', mateys!

Keep rowin'.

[ All shouting ]

I assumed we had those

Pesky kids next door

Right where we wanted them,

Mr. Wink.

Where do you

Suppose they...

Yippee-ki-yow!

Y'all looking for us?

- Our sincerest - apologies...

But we'll be

Taking my dome back now.

Y'all can take it

Over my dead body.

An interesting proposal,

Mr. Wink.

Indeed, mr. Fibb.

Uh-oh.

Yee-haw!

[ Screaming ]

[ Snoring ]

Hmm?

This isn't our tree house.

Hmm...

[ Horns honking in distance ]

Where are we?

- We better split up and look - for a way out of here.

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] [ gasps ]

Yee-haw!

That sure was a close one,

Partners,

But we showed them adults

What for, didn't we?!

And...

Who are you?

I'm lasso lass...

The rootin', tootin'est,

sh**t-'em-up hootin'est

Adult-fightin' cowgirl

This side of the mississippi.

You fight adults?

You're darn tootin'!

I'm the last member

Of the rowdiest bunch of

Grown-up fighters ever...

The cowboy kids club!

Welcome to my secret

Treetop ranch in all its glory.

Glory?

This place is a du... Aah!

Make yourself at home,

Partners.

I keep all the important

Equipment here,

Safe from any adults who might

Think of rustling it.

Yes, sir, only top-shelf

Equipment here.

Top-shelf?

This stuff is trash!

Trash?!

Why, with this high-tech

Radio graphamajiggy,

I can spy on adults

Day and night...

Man: I well remember...

If I ain't seen all!

- And what about these super-duper - teletalking receiviolas?

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

I can use these to relay

Important news to my teammates.

- Hello?! - Can you read me?!

Hello, would you like to

Accept a collect call...

From the 21st century?!

Yike!

Shall we open

The dome now, mr. Fibb?

I'd prefer to open it when

The time is right, mr. Wink.

- The time is right, - mr. Fibb.

It is my dome, and i shall

Open it when i choose.

Hey, guys, check this out.

Whoo!

Whee-hee!

- Whoa! - Check that out!

Wow!

So you can twirl a stupid rope.

Big deal.

I'm getting out of this dump.

When the rest of you are done

Playing cowboys and imbeciles,

Maybe we can get back

To the tree... House!

Relax a spell, partner!

Huh?

Who are these cowdorks?

Only the best dang

Adult fighters who ever lived.

The best until they...

[ Sobs ]

They growed up!

[ Gulps ]

That's...

That's too bad.

But it's okay now.

Thanks to you

And your friends,

We can re-form

The cowboy kids club! [ Laughs ]

We're not cowboys!

Anyway, you can't fight adults

If you are an adult.

[ Gasps ] I am not an adult!

- Are too. - Nuh-unh.

- Yuh-huh. - Nuh-unh.

- Are too! - Are not!

Does a kid

Have false teeth?!

[ Talks indistinctly ]

What did you say?

I said, "I can do anything

You cowpokes can"!

Can you retrieve the dome?

We had it until you went

And lost it!

Can you do that, huh?!

[ Whistles ]

Y'all want the dome?

Well, you just wait right here

And I'll fetch it for ya.

Me and clip-clop won't be

But a moment.

Y'all make yourselves comfy,

You hear?

Hi-ho, clip-clop, away!

I meant to do that!

She may be old,

But she's pretty cool.

- She is definitely - not cool.

And now that she's gone,

- We should get back - to the tree house.

But lasso lass said

She'd be right back.

And besides... She's got

All this neat stuff!

Can't we stay

Just a little longer?

Hyah!

[ Groans ] fine!

Whatever!

Well, I think we've wasted

Enough time

Waiting for

That crazy lady.

Let's get out of here.

Ohh. This stinks.

I can't believe this.

I don't want to go.

Lasso lass:

hello, do you read me?

Lasso lass!

howdy, partners.

i am at mr. Wink

and mr. Fibb's house,

and we're having us

a pizza party.

why don't y'all come on by

and... Stay away!

it's a trap!

Mr. Fibb: come over now!

and bring pizza!

We've got to save her.

What do we do now?

We don't have any of our stuff.

What do we do?

We can't win

Without weapons.

So?

What do we do, numbuh 1?

This the worst pizza party

I have ever been to!

Hey, did someone order

A large pizza?

Oh, yes, over here...

And there better not be

Any onions on it.

Let me check on that.

Oops.

There are onions on it.

I'll have to

Call this one in.

Kids next door...

Battle stations!

Charge!

This seems to call for

Drastic measures, mr. Wink.

I would agree,

Mr. Fibb.

Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Wahoo!

Uh-oh.

[ Grunting ]

Huh? Huh?

Oh, thank you, children.

[ Both chuckling evilly ]

[ Children screaming ]

[ Groaning ]

A most satisfying moment,

Mr. Wink.

Kids next door,

Present lance!

Such pesky children,

Mr. Fibb.

Whoa-oa!

[ All groaning ]

How appropriate, lasso lass,

That you would be captured

With a group of children.

You should've quit

Years ago.

You should've grown up!

You should've gone

To the prom with me!

[ Howls ]

Perhaps now

Is the time, mr. Fibb.

Yes, the time is right.

Now let's see how you like it,

Miss lasso lass,

When your greatest enemy has...

A full head of hair!

Six-sh**t' timmy...

[ Gasps ]

Is that you?

My name is timothy,

And I'm not a member

Of your stupid club anymore!

[ Neighs ]

Yes, clip-clop, it's me...

John.

Why, timmy, you're just

As cute as I remember.

You know I loves me a boy

With a full head of hair!

Full head of...

That's a toupee!

Shut up!

I used to have real hair

Until it all started

Falling out when I was 14!

And you never looked at me

The same, miss lasso loony!

You went to the prom

With that blasted texas tommy

And his full head of hair

Instead of me!

It isn't fair! It's not!

There, there.

It's okay.

Let me fix that

For you.

- [ Cries ] - there.

Now that's the timmy

I remember.

Huh?

[ Sniffles ] do you really

Think it looks

[ Sniffles ]...okay?

It sure does!

Rrrr-ow!

In fact, it looks so nice

That I could just... Well...

I could... I could...

I could just kiss ya!

[ Smooching ]

Um, uh... Uh...

That's okay.

I, um...

[ Screaming ]

[ Wolf whistles ]

[ Snorts ]

[ Screaming ]

Heigh-ho, clip-clop...

[ Gasps ] away!

I meant to do that!

Yee-haw!

So long, partner!

Maybe our trails

Will meet again!

Aw, knock it off.

- Don't let the rustlers - get you!

I said cut it out!

[ Giggles ]

Yippee-yi-yo-yo-yo!

Ugh!



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