04x09 - Operation K.N.O.T./Operation C.L.O.S.E.T.

[bunniefuu]

Nigel!

[ Groans ]

Time to get up for school!

Okay, mom!

I'll be down in just a...

[ Humming ]

Help!

What on earth is keeping him?

[ Moaning ]

There you are!

Oh, and just look at you!

So handsome in your new school

Tie.

Handsome?!

This thing almost k*lled me!

[ Laughs evilly ]

That's nice, dear.

Oh, good heavens!

Look at the time!

You better get going before you

Are late for school, mister.

But, mom, I look like a dork

With this thing around my...

Neck.

[ Grumbling ]

Stupid shoelace.

Aah!

All right!

Hands where I can see them!

[ Laughs ]

[ Russian accent ] ooh, very,

Very good, comrade.

You kick much butt!

I said hands up, adult!

Worry not your cranium.

Moosk just thought you might

Want him to loosen this.

Ta da!

Hey, how did you do that?

Moosk knows many ways to fix

Ties.

Who are you?

I am vin moosk... Big, famous

Tie hunter.

Moosk hears that young comrade's

School has new dress code?

What of it?

Well, what would young

Comrade be saying if moosk said

He knows where eggs that hatch

Little school ties come from?

I'd say what makes you think

I'd trust an adult?

[ Laughs ]

That is one that is good!

But moosk has no time for

"Funness."

Moosk needs comrades next door's

Wondrous 2x5 technology to help

Destroy eggs so that kids do not

Have to wear ties.

Yeah, right.

As if an adult would care

Whether or not kids wore ties.

Smells like a trap.

That is maybe, but while

Moosk may have gotten rid of

Your tie today, tomorrow there

Will be a new one waiting for

You and the day after that and

The day after that.

But not the day after that,

Because that is the saturday,

And then of course is the

Sunday.

Okay!

I get your point.

Well, if you want kick tie

Butt for good, you'll join moosk

And his team at location marked

On map tonight... Alone.

But choose swiftly, kid leader.

Time and ties wait for no man!

[ Laughs ]

He's not gonna come.

Let's just go and clip those

Ties now.

He will come.

[ Laughs ]

Welcome, comrade!

I ran your name past

Kids next door global command,

And while it appears you have no

Record of antikid activity, I

Still don't trust you.

Nevertheless, it is my duty to

Try to rid my school of these

Ties.

This is who you were waiting

For, moosk?

He looks like he'd wet himself

If he saw so much as a clip-on

Tie!

Step over here and say that,

Frog face.

Comrades, let us save the

Fighting for the ties, yes?

After all, we are all friends

Here.

This is tie-hating comrade

Froggy mcdougal.

Yes!

We won't sit back!

Nasty ties will pay!

Don't let him scare you.

Froggy lost a finger to a tie

From the 1970s.

Must have been about this wide.

The name's windsor.

I see you brought weapons.

I had my team modify them to

Fire pure spray starch.

Yes!

Make ties pay!

Get finger back!

Let's go, go, go!

And where exactly are we go,

Go, going?

[ Laughs ]

In there!

What is this place?

Tieland commons shopping

Mall.

Used to be the place adults came

To buy business wear before it

- Disappeared into a vast parking - lot.

Now it's just filthy nest of

Neck-squeezing, finger-biting

Ties!

Ugh!

[ Yells ]

I knew it!

I knew you couldn't be trusted!

Pure polyester.

Would have turned bald-headed

Friend into office flunky for

Sure if got around neck.

[ Gulps ]

Um... Thanks.

Do not have worries, hairless

One.

You'll never end up wearing

Filthy tie.

But you're an adult.

Aren't you supposed to like

Ties?

Ah, yes, comrade, yes.

Moosk was once great accountant

In big company.

He add up rows and rows of

Numbers and wear tie every day.

But one day moosk realize

Accounting is boring!

- That he hate uncomfortable, - itchy tie.

- That he would rather fight ties - than wear them!

Boss man get very mad at me.

He tried to make moosk wear tie.

But moosk was too strong.

He escape from boring office,

Team up with comrades froggy and

Windsor, and proceed to kick the

Butts of ties worldwide!

Shh!

Do you want her to know we're

Here?

Her?

Who's "her"?

[ Growling ]

That's her!

Come to froggy, nasty one!

Give our finger back to us!

- ]] Comrade mcdougal, get back - over!

[ Gasps ]

Frog morton has many weapons

Now.

It's starch time for all of you!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Run for dear life!

Yes!

Aaahhhh!

Oh, my!

I'd better get those cost

Reports done pronto!

[ Screeching ]

[ All panting ]

What was that?!

Queen tie.

And if she is here, is meaning

Eggs should be here, too.

Bingo!

Windsor friend, watch door.

Comrade one, now we are getting

Busy with starch.

All set here!

The detonator?

Where is detonator?!

Don't worry, moosk.

I've got it right here.

Windsor?!

Hey, the monster's breath...

It didn't affect him.

Windsor comrade, why you are

Not made to wear tie?

Moosk, moosk, moosk.

I'm already wearing a tie!

I always have been!

A junior executive.

I might have known.

Strictly business, gentlemen.

Moosk was the star accountant at

My daddy's firm for years.

But after he rejected the tie,

Our company's stock plunged.

Daddy was beside himself.

He couldn't ever get close

Enough to moosk to get him back.

But I could.

I've been waiting forever for

Moosk to slip up.

But regular ties won't work on

Him.

So I had to bring him to the

Queen, who can make him wear the

Tie whether he wants to or not!

And as for you, daddy can always

Use another "yes" man to get his

Coffee.

So are we gonna do this the easy

Way or the hard way?

We're gonna do it the...

You were right, comrade

Windsor.

Young, bald friend should wear

Tie.

Moosk, how could you?

He should wear tie, over

Moosk's kicked butt!

[ Screeching ]

Hey?

[ Beeps ]

Time is to be running!

In the name of all business

Wear, get them!

[ Roars ]

Numbuh 2, it's all gone

South.

- I need a no-landing extraction - now!

[ Both panting ]

Come on, come on!

Punch it, numbuh 2!

Moosk?!

Hang on, moosk!

I must go now, comrade.

Go?

What are you talking about?

Moosk is realizing now that

There will always be someone

Trying to make him wear the tie.

But you and your friends are

Young.

If moosk can save you from

Horrible tie, then moosk has

Done good.

But you're the only cool

Adult I've ever met.

You can't go back to being a

Boring accountant.

Go... And never wear ties.

Nooo!

Where moosk goes, ties get a

Butt kicking!

Whoa!

Numbuh 1, who was that guy?

A comrade.



Income...

Hey, bright boy.

Daddy says he needs those budget

Reports asap.

So you'll have to work all

Night...

Again!

And straighten that tie, mister.

Oh, and some delivery dork

Dropped this off for you, too.

Now get back to work!

Spray starch?

Spray starch!

Let moosk save you!

But the ties around your neck...

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my.

Oh, dear.

I could get kicked out of the

Bridge club for even being here.

Do you want a medal, or do

You want to tell me why you

Called?

[ Crying ]

It's my son... My little billy.

I-i lost him in his own room!

Back up, lady.

What happened?

It was... It was saturday.

Billy was playing with his

Yipper squadron canine carrier

Play set... You know the one...

Instead of cleaning his closet,

Like I told him to!

Heck's bells, I buy him the

Nicest clothes, and he just

Stuffs them in there all

Willy-nilly!

There are things in there he's

Never even worn buried in that

Mess!

But billy is so stubborn, just

Like his father.

We argued and we argued for what

Felt like hours.

I... I was angry!

Voices were raised.

But I never expected what would

Happen next!

Avalanche.

[ Crying ]

How many times do we have to

Tell you parents?

Cleaning closets is deadly

Business.

Oh, I'm so sorry!

If you find my son, I'll never

Make him clean anything again.

Please, can you rescue him?

Of course we can.

We're the kids next door.

Hey, guys.

[ All gasp ]

Whoa!

It's them!

It's really them!

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear!

Oh, dear!

Relax, mrs. Oxslogger.

- The kids next door are on the - case.

Let's move, team!

Eww!

I know, numbuh 2.

It's not a pretty sight.

Or a smell.

There's a kid somewhere in

All this crud?

Don't worry.

We are on the right track.

This is an article of his

Clothing.

The kid's buried in his

Clothing, numbuh 3.

They're all articles of his

Clothes.

Really?

Then how are we supposed to find

Him in this mess?

Simple... We go in.

So let's get climbing.

Oh, please!

Bring my billy back safe.

Oh, please!

Whoa!

My closet's nowhere near as

Mountainly and messy as this.

This guy's a real pro at

Stuffing his junk.

Enough sightseeing, numbuh 4.

We've got to find billy and get

Out of here.

Hey, is that him?

No, that's just a giant,

Huge, and spine-crushing boulder

Coming right at us!

[ All screaming ]

New, super antistatic blaster

I've been working on.

Neat, huh?

Very impressive, numbuh 2.

Now, numbuh 5, see if you can

Get a reading on that kid.

You got it, numbuh 1.

[ Beeping ]

That's weird.

It says billy's right up there.

How are we gonna get past

Those cruddy boulders?

Just stay behind me.

What?!

[ Mumbling ]

Incoming!

[ All scream ]

Spread out, people.

He should be around here

Somewhere.

[ Gasps ]

Hey, guys, I found something.

No, no!

I know what you want!

I won't do it!

I won't do it!!

Let me go!

No! No!

Maybe this kid knows where

Billy is.

That is billy!

Well, I guess there's no

Point in asking him then.

Don't worry, billy.

The kids next door are here.

Kids next who?

Whoa!

Awesome gear!

Man, my mom gets me the dorkiest

Stuff.

Yeah, our wardrobe is pretty

Cool, but don't waste your

Energy on jealousy.

No-o!

You don't understand.

My stuff's horrible!

Oh, come on.

How bad can it be?

It's back.

[ All scream ]

[ Roaring ]

Aah!

Aah!

Billy, get behind...

Aah!

Let me go!

Let me go!

No-o-o!

What was that?!

Abominable snowsuit.

Probably was safely buried deep

In the closet before the

Avalanche released it.

Abominable is right.

- Did you see how ugly that thing - was?

I thought the pink

Complemented the orange quite

Nicely.

Do you guys want to discuss

This season's fashion offerings,

Or are we gonna save that kid?

She's right, team.

Let's move.

Oh-aah-oh!

[ Moaning ]

Wha...?

Oh.

Oh, no.

I got to get... Out of...

[ Footsteps approaching ]

[ Roars ]

No!

Don't touch me, you horrible,

Ugly monster!

I buried you!

Why don't you stay buried?

[ Growls ]

No!

You're horrible!

You're beastly!

You're ugly!

Abominable!

I hate you!!

[ Echoing ] hate you!

Hate you!

Hate you!

[ Roars ]

Hey, what are you...

Gotcha!

Hey, velcro butt!

Yee-wah!

Ah-ha!

I'm stuck in his zipper!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

Ahh!

Oh.

Yaahhh-ha-ha!

[ Roars ]

Aahhh!

Numbuh 3, are you okay?

Of course I'm not okay!

My rainbow monkey pretty parka

Is ruined!

[ Roars ]

All right, pinky, put your

Sleeves where I can see them.

Hey!

Wh-where did you go?

[ Hyperventilating ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Roars ]

[ All scream ]

Stop!!

Okay, you win.

I'll... Wear you.

You're kidding me.

That's what this is about?!

What a fashion victim!

[ Mumbles ]

Yeah, really.

[ Laughs ]

Get on with it already!

H-hey!

Not bad.

[ All screaming ]

Hey, I think I hear

Something.

[ Rumbling ]

Uh, billy will be down

Shortly.

Oh, I don't know how to thank

You and your friends for saving

My little billy.

Your son is safe.

That's all that matters.

Just remember your promise not

To make your children clean

Their closet.

Oh, I will!

Come along, billy.

Let's go.

Coming, mother!

- ]] [ Scoffs ] - freak.



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