[Beep beep]
Seat belts, everyone!
Please
Let this be
A normal field trip.
With the frizz?
No way!
♪ Cruisin' on down main street ♪
♪ You're relaxed
And feelin' good ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Next thing that you know,
You're seein' ♪
Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
♪ An octopus
In the neighborhood! ♪
♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪
♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪
♪ Take a left
At your intestine ♪
♪ Take your second right
Past mars ♪
♪ On the magic school bus ♪
♪ Navigate a nostril ♪
♪ Climb on
The magic school bus ♪
♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪
Take that!
♪ On our magic school bus ♪
♪ Raft a river of lava ♪
♪ On the magic school bus ♪
♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪
Whoa!
♪ So strap your bones
Right to the seat ♪
♪ Come on in
And don't be shy ♪
♪ Just to make
Your day complete ♪
♪ You might get baked
Into a pie ♪
♪ On the magic school bus ♪
♪ Step inside,
It's a wilder ride! ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Ride on the magic school bus ♪
[Beep beep]
Arnold,
That's brilliant!
It is?
Yeah. Ms. Frizzle said
To bring in something
To help answer
The question,
"What happens
To the food we eat?"
Oh, right.
What did I bring?
Your own mouth,
Chewing.
It's the first step in--
In digestion.
Yeah, yeah,
We know,
Dorothy ann.
But my buddy
Arnold here is
Not chewing food.
He's chewing
Gum.
Gum?
Yep. Been chewing
For hours and minutes.
Only hours
And minutes to go
Before he breaks
The school
Gum chewing record.
But, wanda,
What's chewing gum
Got to do
With digestion?
Nothing, but the
First one to break
The gum chewing
Record wins
Two free tickets
To action mountain,
The wildest, scariest,
Best scream-your-lungs-
Out-ride in the world,
The ride of my dreams.
Let's get the facts.
Arnold wants to go
On the fastest,
The scariest,
The best scream-your-lungs-
Out-ride in the world?
Do you feel
All right,
Arnold?
Actually, my ticket's
Up for grabs.
I'm just helping wanda out.
I would have done
The chewing myself,
But I got
A new filling. See?
Ahh!
Aah!
[Grunting]
Oh, good morning,
Class.
One digestive
System coming up!
Ee-yah!
Now, that's more
Like it.
[Hiccup]
Was that
In the lesson plan?
As I always say,
"No guts, no digestion."
Well,
As I always say,
"No chewing,
No free tickets."
Come on, arnold!
Chew, chew, arnold!
Um, wanda,
I think i, uh...
Swallowed it.
Very funny, arnold.
You're kidding,
Right?
Say, "ahh!"
Ahh...
Arnold,
How could you?
Wanda, i--
We were going to
Ride action mountain
Together.
You didn't do it
On purpose, did you?
No, no! It was
An accident, really!
I'm sorry, wanda.
I told you
Breaking records
Made me nervous.
I told you I've never
Won anything in my life.
Never say never,
Arnold.
I told you you should have
Picked someone else!
Aw. Hey,
Arnold, it's o.k.
I mean,
It's only a ride.
And that's the end
Of that.
Actually, wanda,
It's only
The beginning.
Of what?
Our next field trip.
Field trip!
Field trip?
Ms. Frizzle,
I'd really love to go
On a field trip,
But--but I've got
This weird feeling.
I mean,
I already ruined
Wanda's day.
What if I ruin
Everybody else's?
Well, arnold, I do
Need a volunteer
To stay behind.
Stay behind?
Come on! Let's go!
Me! Me! Pick me!
Thank you, arnold.
All right!
Wait a minute.
This is too good
To be true.
What's the catch?
Meet your substitute
Teacher.
Liz?
Oh...could be worse.
See you very soon,
Arnold.
One field trip for them,
One bag of cheezie
Weezies for me.
Hmm. Our timing should be
Just about right.
I don't get it.
I thought we were
Supposed to
Answer the question
About what happens
To the food we eat.
Yeah. Where are
We going?
Not far, class.
Not far at all.
Here we go!
Mm mmm!
Whoops!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Where are we?
Check out
The pink pavement.
The walls
Are dripping.
You know what, ms. Frizzle?
At my old school,
We'd turn back
In this kind of weather.
What are those
Humongo white things?
Whoa!
If you ask me,
They're humongo bus-crushers.
Actually, ralphie, they're
More like humongo
Food-crushers.
Wait a minute.
If that's food...
Carlos: we're either
On the weirdest
Cutting board in the world...
Or in somebody's mouth!
Eww!
Bingo.
But not just
Anybody's mouth.
[Beeping]
Look familiar?
Arnold?
Arnold!
Boy, it's kind of
Empty in here.
I wonder
Where they went.
Well, wherever they are,
They don't have me
To slow them down anymore.
Hmm.
Ahh, nothing like
Cheezie weezies
With a green olive chaser.
So the first thing
That happens to the food
When it gets digested
Is the teeth
Cut and grind it
Into smaller pieces.
At my old school,
We were never
Allowed to be
Digested.
Never say never,
Phoebe.
But according
To my research,
After chewing
Comes swallowing!
I call it
Action arnold--
The wildest,
Scariest,
Best scream-your-lungs-out-
Ride in the world!
Wahoo!
Aah! Aah!
Class, welcome
To the esophagus.
The asparagus?
No, carlos,
The esophagus,
It's where
Your food goes
After you swallow.
Ahhh...
Ms. Frizzle,
What are you doing?
Time to let arnold's
Digestive system
Do the driving.
Cool! It's like we're
Driving through a tunnel,
But the tunnel's
Driving us.
Hey, arnold.
How about a push?
I wonder if this
Is what it feels like
To get squeezed out
Of a tube of toothpaste.
Yeah, but I get
The feeling we're not
Gonna end up
On arnold's toothbrush.
Right you are, tim.
The esophagus
Connects the mouth
To the--
Anyone?
I don't know how much more
Of this I can stomach.
Excellent, ralphie.
The stomach is the next step
In digestion,
And it's a real doozy!
Aah!
Aah!
In just a few moments,
We'll be landing
In arnold's stomach.
Thank you for flying
Digestion airways.
Now, that's what
I call a belly flop.
Ha ha ha!
Olive eating--
Now, that's a school record
I could go for.
Thanks.
Wanda would be
So impressed.
Oh, arnold!
Hey, why not?
Aah! Oof!
"The all school
Record book"?
"Olive eating--
"?
O.k., It doesn't
Have to be olives.
Ohh. There have to be
Other records waiting
To be broken.
♪ Yo ho ho
And a stomach of slop ♪
Check out the pink cliffs
Of arnold!
Ralphie,
That's his
Stomach wall.
Rock, dead ahead!
I bet this is
What the pilgrims felt like
Before they crashed
Into plymouth rock.
Forget the pilgrims!
The walls are moving!
Whoa! Whoa!
Hard aport, class!
[Gasp]
I know
Arnold likes rocks,
But do you really
Think he'd swallow one?
That's no rock.
That's
Arnold's gum.
Phew! That was close.
Is it just me,
Or do you get the feeling
There's more out there
Than just food and water?
Whatever it is,
It's eating the bus.
Nothing to worry about.
Just a little stomach acid.
Stomach acid?
Stomach acid?
Here at united digestion,
We believe
In breaking things down.
We start with the raw material
Of the food,
Put it in the mouth,
And use the finest teeth
In the world
To tear, grind, and crush it
Into pieces
Small enough to swallow.
Then the food gets
Pushed down the esophagus line
Into stomach central,
Where we add acids
And other chemicals
To break the food down
And dissolve it
Into a liquid.
And that's only
Half of what we do here
At united digestion.
Man, when it comes
To digestion,
Arnold doesn't
Mess around.
You haven't seen
Anything yet.
You mean,
There's more?
Mm-hmm.
All right, arnold!
If this doesn't impress her,
Nothing will.
How many more to go, liz?
One more, and I break
The school record
For pens stuffed
Into a pocket protector!
[Rumbling]
Aah!
What's that?
Poor arnold!
Looks like he's got
A hole in his stomach.
Not a hole, keesha,
A valve.
The doorway
To his small intestine.
Yeah, well, it just
Swallowed the gum.
Hey, why hasn't
The gum been digested?
A few things are too tough
To be broken up and dissolved.
Like school buses,
Right?
There's only one way
To find out.
Here we go!
Aah!
Whoa!
Where are we?
It looks like
Scuba world.
Welcome to
The small intestine,
The next step
In digestion.
I don't get it.
The food's been
Dissolved, digested,
Whatever.
What else is left to do?
As I always say,
Ralphie,
Digested
Is not delivered.
Anyone for a dip?
Go swimming in arnold's
Digestive juice?
Not me. No way!
How was I supposed
To know she'd have
Digestive juice scuba gear?
Isn't this
The coolest?
Hey!
There's the gum!
I'll be right back.
Hey,
Look at this.
The dissolved
Food
Is disappearing
Into these
Rubber
Cactus-type
Things.
They're called villi.
Cool. They're soaking up
The food like a sponge.
But where did it go?
Here at united digestion,
What we digest,
We deliver.
As the villi
In the small intestine
Soak up the nutrients
In the food,
The nutrients are transferred
Into the bloodstream,
And the bloodstream
Delivers the nutrients
To all parts
Of the body
Because here
At united digestion,
We believe in turning food
Into fuel.
I get it.
The bloodstream
Is like
A pizza delivery
Service,
Only it delivers
Energy.
Speaking of energy,
Where's wanda?
Whoa! Aah!
Wanda!
[Snoring]
[Stomach growls]
Huh? Did I do it?
Minutes
And seconds?
How can I break
The school napping record
If my stomach
Keeps waking me up?
[Growling]
Where could she be?
I don't see her
Anywhere!
Wanda, where are you?
Wanda!
We've been through
The entire small intestine,
And no sign of her.
Whoooaaa!
There she is.
Aah!
She went into
The large intestine.
The large intestine?
You mean there's more?
What's that?
Just arnold's leftovers.
Watch out!
[Horn beeping]
Aah!
Boy,
What a ride!
Talk about action!
P u! What's that? Eww!
Man, if the small intestine
Was scuba world,
The large intestine
Is smell world.
At least it's a lot
Drier in here.
Yeah, but where's wanda?
Wait a minute.
This should work.
Wanda, if you
Can hear this,
Give a shout.
Whoa! Whoa!
Let's go!
All right!
The further we go,
The drier it gets.
It looks like
The walls
Are sucking up
All the water.
That's the large
Intestine for you.
It removes the water
From the leftovers.
So we have to find
Wanda before she gets
Dried into a raisin.
A raisin? Cool.
Ralphie!
Ralphie!
Uh, not cool at all.
Terrible, actually.
Heh heh.
Yikes! Aah!
[Gasps]
Wanda! Don't!
Aah!
Aah!
Whoa!
Got you!
All right, carlos!
You saved her.
Saved me?
I was having
A blast!
Arnold's digestive system
Is the wildest, scariest,
Scream-your-lungs-out-
Ride in the world!
And it's not
Over yet.
We've done the mouth,
We've done the esophagus,
The stomach,
The small intestine,
The large intestine.
What could be next?
The extra-large
Intestine?
No. We just have
To join the rest
Of the waste products
And finish the trip.
What?!
What?!
Wait a minute.
According to my research,
The waste
Products go...
Uh-uh!
No way!
At my old school,
We were never
Allowed to end up
In the toilet.
Anyone have
A better idea?
We could go back
To the mouth
And ride it again.
Wanda!
Wanda!
She's right.
We could go back
The way we came.
I've been
Keeping track,
And the digestive
System
Is just
One long tube
Divided into parts.
We started off
In the mouth,
Got squeezed
Down the esophagus,
Landed in the stomach,
Got pushed
Into the small intestine,
And wound up here
In the large intestine,
And since we don't want
To go out here,
All we have to do
Is go backwards.
We could go back
Up the large intestine,
Back through
The small intestine,
Into the stomach,
Back up the esophagus,
And burst triumphantly
Out the mouth.
It won't be easy.
You're right, tim.
Digestion pushes
Everything down.
We'll have to fight
Our way back.
We might never make it.
Never say never,
Ms. Frizzle.
Ha ha ha!
How can I break
The record
For eating lunch
If I can't find
My lunch?
Hmm. I wonder
If there's any rules
About it having
To be my lunch.
A chocolate mallow-blaster!
♪ She'll be coming
Around the mountain ♪
♪ When she comes ♪
Yee-ha!
Full speed ahead!
This is insane.
Consider
The alternative.
You know, biking is
My favorite sport.
Now!
So much for the easy part.
The easy part?
Yeah. Remember all
The muscle power
That pushed us
Down the esophagus?
[Groaning]
And it's almost noon!
If arnold eats lunch,
There's gonna be tons
Of food raining
Down on us.
If I eat ralphie's lunch
And break the lunch-eating
Record real fast,
Wanda will think
I'm the best thing
Since velcro
Shoe fasteners,
But then ralphie will be
Steamed at me for eternity.
[Stomach grumbling]
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
Wanda, what are we
Going to do?
I've got it!
But if I don't
Eat something,
I'll wither away
To nothing.
I know! I could eat
Ralphie's lunch
And think up a good excuse
On a full stomach.
Wanda:
Arnold!
What? I've heard my stomach
Growl before, but talk?
Arnold!
Are you
About to eat
Ralphie's
Mallow-blaster?
Uh, no. I-i mean, yes.
Hey! Wait a second.
Who is this?
This is your
Conscience, arnold.
You know you shouldn't
Eat ralphie's
Mallow-blaster.
Besides, you're not
Even hungry.
Not hungry?
I could eat a--
You just think
You're hungry.
What you really are
Is thirsty.
I am?
Trust me. You are.
Now, there's a nice
Bottle of seltzer in
Wanda's lunch bag.
That's what
You really want.
Uh, o.k.,
I guess.
Hey. How come it's o.k.
To drink wanda's seltzer
But it's not o.k. To eat
Ralphie's mallow-blaster?
Because wanda's
A far kinder
And more generous
Human being
Than ralphie
When it comes
To sharing.
Then how come when she has
A mallow-blaster,
She hogs it all
To herself?
Look, I'm
Your conscience,
All right?
Just do what
I say and drink
The seltzer now!
Time me.
Kids:
Way to go, arnold!
Now let's rock the bus
To create
A giant gas bubble.
Kids: it's working!
It's working!
Now what?
[Rumbling]
[Belch]
Did I break
The seltzer-chugging record?
I'll never break a record.
I'll never win anything.
I'll never even
Get to eat lunch.
Did someone
Say "lunch"?
Ahem.
Congratulations,
Arnold.
Huh?
You just broke the record
For being
The best field trip ever.
Wh-what?
And giving me the ride
Of my dreams.
You mean, I was
The field trip?
Yep.
But where exactly
Did you go?
[Stomach grumbles]
You went inside...
Ha ha ha!
Ms. Frizzle,
No matter what,
I'll never miss
Another field trip,
Never, ever,
Ever, ever!
Wonderful, arnold.
[Growls]
Um, starting right after
The next one.
Ha ha ha!
Is this
The magic school bus?
Is this the magic
School bus?
Overlapping voices:
Is this the magic school bus?
Magic school bus?
Magic school bus?
Both: magic school bus?
Overlapping voices:
Magic school bus?
Kids:
I want the magic school bus!
[Telephone ringing]
Magic school bus.
Just a minute, please.
Hold on.
Be right with you.
[Gulp]
Magic school bus.
Boy: boy,
For a show on science,
There sure are a busload
Of mistakes.
You think so?
I mean, they just zipped
Through the digestive system.
Nobody's food goes
Through them that fast.
You're right.
It takes more than
Hours to digest,
But when we pitched
"Digestion:
The miniseries,"
The network didn't bite.
And where did
All the light come from?
Except for in the mouth,
Digestion takes place
In complete darkness.
Believe me, it would
Have been a lot cheaper
To do "the magic
School bus" radio show.
And another thing:
You only showed
The small intestine
Absorbing stuff.
Um...so we left out
Something?
Something important.
The stomach doesn't
Break down everything.
The small intestine
Breaks things down, too.
And all that stuff
About the system
Not working in reverse--
Sometimes it does,
Like when you throw up.
Right again.
But normally,
It doesn't work
That way.
And talking about normal,
They didn't complete
The ride.
Waste products that
Accumulate in the large
Intestine--
I know. I know.
They are eliminated
Out through the anus,
The end of
The digestive system.
It's natural,
It's normal,
But did you really
Expect us to show that
On daytime tv?
Well...maybe not.
And another thing:
Wanda using gum
To go bungee-jumping
In the large intestine?
I mean, come on.
[Chuckle]
Cute, huh?
You could never use gum
For bungee jumping,
Not in a million years.
I wish you guys would
Stick to the facts.
Huh?
What was that?
Um, that?
Oh, that was just
The sound of liz...
Stretching the truth.
Ha ha ha!
♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪
♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪
♪ Take a left
At your intestine ♪
♪ Take your second right
Past mars ♪
♪ On the magic school bus ♪
♪ Navigate a nostril ♪
♪ Climb on ♪
♪ The magic school bus ♪
♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪
♪ On our magic school bus ♪
♪ Raft a river of lava ♪
♪ On the magic school bus ♪
♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪
♪ So strap your bones
Right to the seat ♪
♪ Come on in and don't be shy ♪
♪ Just to make your day
Complete ♪
♪ You might get baked
♪ Into a pie ♪
♪ On the magic school bus ♪
♪ Step inside,
It's a wilder ride! ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Ride on
The magic school bus ♪
01x02 - For Lunch
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Ms. Frizzle embarks on adventures with her class on the eponymous school bus.
Ms. Frizzle embarks on adventures with her class on the eponymous school bus.