05x06 - Part 2: A New Darkness

[bunniefuu]

[ music ]

- Captain Man, Swellview's in danger!

- You are the only one who can save us!

- Time's running out! You got to act now!

- Up the tube! - Wheeeeeeeee!

[ baby talking ]

- Guys!

I'’m going to try to rescue Ray and Henry.

Now, do you want to come with me?

Or do you want to stay here

and play super-pooch with Captain Katelyn?

- Wow, tough question...

- Ray is very mean to me...

- Seriously?!

Oh, thank god.

- Okay, I gotcha'’ kid.

It'’s gonna be ohhh... ...oh my god,

that'’s adorable!

- Forget about the costume!

How did you guys get out of Rick Twitler'’s trap?

- Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah,

woah, woah, woah...

You knew we were walking into a trap?

- Yeah. - And you didn't tell us?!

- I tried to call you but you never answered!

I left you voicemails!

- Voicemails?! Who leaves voicemails?

Why didn'’t you just text him?

- He'’s old. - I am not old!

- Who cares how old Ray is!

- Thirty-six.

- Did you guys really walk into a trap?

Is Rick Twitler in jail now?

Did you bring us some honey?

- Yes. No. And no.

- Twitler got away. - Whaaaat?!

- And he stole Kid Danger'’s super powers.

- Whaaaat?!

- Yeah check it out.

Testing rock!

- What?! Oww!

- See?

- Oh that'’s where my rock is.

Where have you been hiding, Dwayne?

- Tell us what happened.

- Okay...

So I go to the Swellview Honey factory.

Then I drop in from the ceiling like, bam!

And I land right on Rick Twitler.

And he'’s all... "Owie!"

And I was like... "Sorry to drop in like this."

And everyone was like...

"That was a totally sick entrance line, bro."

And I was like... "I know."

- Hold on, hold on...

Nobody said any of that stuff.

- Well they were about to so...

- Just skip to the part where they steal your powers.

- Okay, I'll skip I'll skip I'll skip...

So I'm stuck in Rick Twitler's trap.

I'm lookin' super cool,

and Rick Twitler'’s all...

"Eunnhhh, I'’m gonna steal your powers

"and put it in this computer virus

and destroy all computers forever 'cuz I'm lame."

- And then he used this machine to start

sucking my powers right outta my mouth

and Captain Man was all... "Noooooooo!!!"

And then I was all...

"You'’ll pay for this, Twitler!!"

And also there was this bee flying around my head

and Rick Twitler kept making this stupid face like...

"Mmmeeeaaayyyggghhh!"

And I was all-- Schwoz: Wait, wait, wait!

- What, what, what?!

- What was that last thing you said?

- About Twitler

making a really stupid face like...

- No! About the bee!

You said a bee flew near you

when the machine was sucking the power from your face.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

This bee flew right past my face when

Twitler was stealing my power...

Actually, it sort of glowed for a second,

and then flew away really fast.

- Ayyyyyyyeeeee...

know what we should do.

- Me, too.

We'’ve gotta find that bee...

and k*ll it.

- No!

- Well then I'’m out of ideas.

- I think I see where you'’re going.

Maybe some of the superpowers were transferred

to the bee when it flew by Henry'’s face.

- And if we can bring the bee back here to the Man Cave...

- We can k*ll it? - Yes.

- No! - Ugghhhhhhhh!!!

- If you bring that bee back here,

then I can transfer Henry'’s superpowers

back into his body.

- Then let's go to the honey factory,

find that bee, and bring it back to the Man Cave!

- Dead or alive.

- Alive! - What is wrong with you?

- Alright, fine! C'mon, Kid, let's--

[ beeping ]

- It'’s a video message!

- It's probably Charlotte,

just let it go to voicemail.

- I'm right here!

- Good point. Let's listen.

- Hey there! It'’s me! Rick Twitler.

How ya doin'’?

- How am I doing?!

- We're coming for you, Twitler!

- Guys, it'’s a video message.

He cannot hear you.

- I knew that. - Obviously.

- I was making sure that you knew that.

- Let'’s move on.

- Now I know you'’re upset with me

for stealing Kid Danger'’s superpower

and putting it in this...

but I think you have other things to worry about.

Like, oh I don'’t know,

protecting Kid Danger'’s family

from the thugs I just sent to his house.

Or should I say,

the thugs I just sent to Henry Hart's house.

- How do you know my real name?!

Is what--Is what I would say if he could hear me.

Which I know he cannot.

So...

- It all just kinda happened.

I wanted an after-school job.

But then, an indestructible superhero

hired me to be his sidekick.

- Ah!

- Now we blow bubbles...

and fight crime. Feels good.

[ theme music ]

- Call it. - Up the tube!

- Aw, my boot! - Ha!

- Let'’s see, I did the introduction...

made a thr*at...

sent thugs to Henry'’s house...

yeah, I think I'm done.

Any questions?

Oh right, this is a video message.

- Okay... okay...

I gotta go protect my family...

You get the bee... wait,

or you should come my house

and someone else should get the bee...

or we should all get the bee and bring it back to my house.

I'm freakin'’ out man! I'’M FREAKIN'’ OUT MAN!

- Hey hey hey! I'll get the bee!

I got the perfect jar up in Junk-N-Stuff!

- And I'll be Jasper's adult supervision.

- I'’ll go get some poopy bags for Katelyn.

- C'’mon, man! Those thugs are gonna att*ck my family!

- Just relax, okay? I mean, first of all,

is your family even at home?

- Yes, they'’re all at home.

- Even your mom? - Especially my mom.

- Then what are you standing around

answering questions for?! We gotta go!

Up the tube!

- Okay people, I'’m camera ready.

Let's sh**t this before

the Puzzle and Puppy Awareness Week

is put to sleep.

- Piper, you look beautiful!

- Thanks. Great. I love you.

How'’s the lighting?

- I think it'’s okay...

- You think?! You think?!

Well that's not good enough, dad!

- Piper, I'll speak to your father.

You go scream into your screaming pillow.

- Fine!

[ muffled ] Ahhhhhh!

- What's her deal?

Y'’know, the boy never yells at me like this.

- Her deal is that Jana Tetrazini

did a , piece puzzle

with her boyfriend, Prince Fuh'ard.

[ muffled ] - Ahhh!

- That's right, sweetie, let it out...

And we did a , piece puzzle,

and now we'’re going take a picture of our puzzle--

- And rub it in her face!

- And rub it in her face.

- Come on! Let'’s go, let'’s go...hurry up.

- Wait wait wait wait, stop. - What? Why stop?

We gotta get my family out of the house!

- Yeah yeah I know, but...

how do I look?

- What? I think you look fine.

I don'’t know, whatever.

- You think?! You think?!

Your mom'’s in there. - Oh my god.

- Now would you say I look great, or really great...

- Yea, we'’re not doing this. We're not doing this.

Out! Everybody out!

Why is no one moving?!

- Why do we have to leave?

- Uhhhh. Beeeee... - Cause...

- You... - Are...

- In... - Danger...?

- Of what?

- Of...

missing out on a free weekend at the Hotel Staines!

- Ooh! - What?

- My boss is paying for a deluxe suite!

- Ooh! - What?

- Garden view. - Awesome...

- Well still good... - Sure is!

- Right. Okay. Let's go! Fantastic.

- To the Staines! - All right, all right...

What are you guys doing?! Why aren't you leaving?!

- We have to pack! - There's no time to pack!

You have to leave! Right now!

Um...packing is a great idea. Go pack.

- Okay!

- I'’ll take front thug. - I'll take back thug.

- Okay, pal.

Listen, I eat thugs like you for break--

Ow!

- You okay, kid? - Yea...

it'’s just kind of hard to fight without my--

- Pow! - ...ers.

Hey, watch this.

- Ahhh!

- Henry?

- Stuff him in the 'fridge!

- Ooh, that'’s fun!

- Have you seen my toothbrush?

- Uh, have you checked your bathroom?

- Ah!

- Ahhh! Ahhh!

- Be with you in a sec.

- Jasper, get down here!

- Just give me a minute.

- What'’s the problem?

- It's a lot higher than I thought it would be.

- Then climb back down and go through the front door!

- No! I wanna do a superhero entrance like Henry!

- Jasper! Get down here and help me find that bee!

- Fine!

Jaaasssssppperrr... Dunnnnnlo--

Sorry to... drop in...like this.

- You proud of yourself? - Yes I am.

- Let'’s just find this bee and get out of here, all right?

- Was that to me? - Yes!

- Sorry.

Good thing we brought two jars.

[ buzzing ]

You think that'’s the bee we're looking for?

- Yeah. I do.

- Gimme the jar.

- Whoa, whoa, this is a crime scene.

What you two doin'’ here?

- Oh. Uh...

Uh...we're reporters.

For the high school paper.

- Good enough for me.

Listen, I'’m takin'’ a break.

But the boys from the crime lab

ain't been here yet.

So if you touch any of this evidence,

just throw it away '’cuz it ain't good no more.

- I don't think that's how evidence works.

- And yet, it is.

- Jasper, you trap that bee yet?

- I got it!

- Are you kidding me?!

- I really thought that would work.

- Throwing a jar at a bee?

- Yeah. You got anymore jars?

- No!

[ buzzing ]

- Oh no-- I think I made it mad!

- Let me go! - No, it senses my fear!

- Ahh! - Arghgh!

Mmmhhhmmhmh!

- Look at me. Look at me.

You are the jar now.

[ grunting ]

- That was my sister's puzzle!

- More like... that was your sister's puzzle.

- That'’s exactly what I just said.

- Am I right?

- No!

- Henry! Someone's at the door!

- I got it, Henry'’s mom!

Nobody needs your cookies, little girl!

Buddy...you are really struggling today.

- Yeah, I'm not used to fighting without my y'know...

- Dignity?

- No.

- Deodorant? - No!

- Derring-do?

- My superpo--

- Henry! Catch my suitcase!

Thank you.

- Well, you'’re lucky your little sister was here to help you.

- Yes, she's the only one here who could have helped me.

- Easy, sassypants. [ phone rings ]

- Hey! It'’s Charlotte.

- Ehhh, just let it go to voicemail.

- What? Dude...

what is your deal with ignoring Charlotte--Hello?

- We found the bee!

Come back to the Man Cave.

- Okay! Click! - Click.

- Charlotte found the bee.

Let'’s get back to the Man Cave.

- Wait hold on hold on. - What's up?

- I think there's one more goon in here.

- Where?

Good eye, dude.

- Thanks.

Are you the last goon? - Uh-huh.

- Do you wanna just run away?

- I just want to go home.

- Okay. Go. - Thank you.

- Get outta here!

- Alright, let's get back to the Man Cave.

- Right.

- Put it back!

- When I say "Hotel", you say, "Staines"!

Hotel! - Staines!

- Hotel! - Staines!

When I say Hotel you say--

what the butt?!

- Henry? Henry'’s boss?

- Where's the bee?!

- Right there.

- Thanks for bringing it back.

- Hey! The bee wath in my mouf.

- Why are you talking like that?

- Ohhh! - Aaaay!

- Wait a second,

I thought a bee only has one stinger

and it falls out when it stings you.

- Henry! This is no time for real facts about bees!

- Yeah, you'’re right. Here.

Use these Man Tweezers to pull the stingers out.

- Thankth.

I'’ll give '’em back to you when I'’m done.

- Yeah, you can just keep those.

- Thweet!

- Hey, so can you get my powers back?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah! Geet in the box.

I press a button,

your powers will transfer from the bee, back to your body.

- Awesome.

- Okay get in the box. C'mon, get in the box.

- Henry, can you hear us?

- Loud and clear. Let's do this!

- Okay. I'm going to release the bee into your box.

Then you have to make it very angry

so it will sting you.

- What?!

- Yah, and I have to flip a switch

to activate the ribo-nucleic gas

at the precise moment it stings you.

Which will make the bee sting hurt even more.

- You never said any of this before I got in the box!

- I know...

Release the bee!

- What?! No no no no no! Hang on a sec!

W-why does the bee have to sting me?!

Why can'’t you just, like, flip a switch

or something?! Or do something else science

that doesn'’t hurt as much?!

I really do not like bees!! Uh, guys!

- Ugh, this is really hard to hear.

Can you mute him? - I do not like this!

[ speaking Spanish ]

- Sorry... that was the Spanish button.

[ silence ]

Is it stinging him? - It's thinkin' about it.

There we go.

- Did it work? Do you feel fast?

- I don'’t know-- - Testing rock!

- Ayyyeeee!!!

- Yes! Okay, quickly, someone throw more stuff at me!

- I'’ll throw something at you.

- What'’s up? - Now, you can also fly!

- Are you serious?

- Yah! You got all of that bee'’s power.

You too can fly! Just jump and believe!

- What?! No fair! I wanna fly!

- Get outta my way, dude. I'm about to fly.

See ya in the clouds, ground walkers!

Gunnh!

- I can'’t believe you thought you could fly.

- You literally fell for it.

- Not cool, Schwoz!

- What'’s up, Man Cave?

- Twitler!

- Did you just try to sh**t me through a computer screen?

- No... - Yeah you did, dude.

We all saw you take out your-- - What do you want Twitler, huh?

You gonna send more g*ons for me and Henry to take out?

- Nah, those g*ons were just a diversion.

I needed time to carry out my real plan.

- Oh yeah? Which is what? Huh? Being a jerk?

Cause if so, mission accomplished!

- Yeah! Good one.

- No...

the plan I told you guys about

at the Honey Factory.

- Wasn'’t really listening.

- I remember zapping you a lot.

- Remember this?

The living computer virus I invented?

- Kiiiind of? - What am I looking at here?

Sorta...

- Well it's nasty stuff!

All it wants to do is spread and destroy.

And now it has your super-fast reflexes,

Henry Hart.

- Oh yea? Well guess what, Twitler.

I got my powers back. - Yeah!

- It won'’t help you stop me.

You couldn'’t stop me even if you could fly.

- It'’s funny you say that because like a second ago

Henry jumped right off the couch and hit--

- You know what? It'’s not--It's not that funny!

It'’s not funny!

It's not funny you say that! So stop laughing!

Let's listen to the plan that Twitler has

that won'’t work.

- Oh, it'’ll work.

This virus is about to destroy

every computer network in Swellview.

And then it will spread and destroy

every computer network in the entire world.

And the era of technology will end.

Forever.

- Why do you want to destroy all technology?

That'’s messed up.

- I think the internet k*lled his mom or something.

- Really? That stinks dude.

- The internet did not k*ll my mom!

She'’s fine, she lives in Boca

and are you seriously on your phone right now?

- Yeah...I'm lookin' at pictures of your mom.

- Good one, dude.

- Well enjoy your precious internet while you can...

because soon if you need information about something,

you'’ll have to read a book!

A real one! With pages made of paper!

- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! - You monster!

- You gotta stop doing that, dude.

- Awwww.

- Say g'’night, boys.

Also, Charlotte I could see your hair the whole time.

- Ahh!

- It'’s probably fine... right?

[ alarm blares ]

- Is that the "everything's totally cool" alarm?

- Hey! I got the stingers out!

What is with the alarm?

- Is this a "everything'’s totally cool" power outage?

- It's okay! I think there's a flashlight

in this drawer full of blasters.

- Jasper, no no no!

- Sorry.