03x21 - Easy as Pie/Pinky Pledge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "PB&J Otter". Aired: March 15, 1998 – October 15, 2000.*
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Series centers on the Otter family who live in the rural fishing community of Lake Hoohaw.
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03x21 - Easy as Pie/Pinky Pledge

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Pb&j ! Yea !

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo-oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ ahh, oodle-ay ♪

♪ ooo-ooo ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j
pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ oodle-ay ♪
♪ pb&j, pb&j ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh ♪

♪ doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-day-oh
oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ open up a new day-oh ♪

♪ jumpin' up a-to play-oh
everybody just say so ♪

♪ ooh-ahh ♪
[ quacking ]

♪ oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
♪ ohh-a-yea-oh
yea-oh ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh, oooh ♪
♪ father, mother
sister and brother ♪

♪ oooh-ooh ♪
♪ all the family now ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪

♪ oooh-ooh
oodle-ay ♪

♪ oodle-ay-oh ♪♪
oodle-ay !

whoosh !
[ laughs ]

The brave and noble
daring duck flick...

Barrels through
a death-defying
loop-the-loop.

[ Laughs ]

I smell anchovies.
[ Sniffs ]

I smell cream.
I smell pie.

[ Gasps ]
I smell anchovy cream pie !

i smell heaven !

Hey, ootsie.
Hey, bootsie.

Huh ? Hello, flick.
What are you
doing here ?

You tell me.
[ Sniffing ]

I smell the best-smelling food
a duck could ever smell.

The imported
pure-breed pate ?
No.

The poodle caviar
au gratin ?
No.

[ Both ]
the delicious doggie-bone
doughnut delights ?

[ scoffs ]
no ! No, no, no !

I smell anchovy cream pie.

Oh, that.
So ?

So, how do I get to wrap
my beak around some pie ?

Well, mommy and daddy
are throwing a party for
very important friends...

From the very, very
important poodle club.

And they all get
anchovy cream pies ?

Lucky poodles.

I gotta get me
some of that pie.

♪♪ [ Humming ]

this is a disaster.
an emergency.
an emergency disaster !

We'll never have all this food
unloaded in time for the party.

- What are we going to do ?
- [ Both ]
hire some help ?

i have a better idea.
why don't you two help ?

Us ?
Help ?

But, daddy,
it'll ruin--
our manicures.

- [ Growls ]
- [ both whimper ]

Francois will be livid
when he sees the state
of my cuticles.

[ Both gasp ]
flick ! We're saved !

I was just sniffing.
I wasn't eating,
I was sniffing.

No problem, flick.

Now, how would you like
an anchovy cream pie
of your very own ?

Yes. All yours.
Just for you.

[ Gasps ]
really ? You mean it ?

Sure.
And all you've
got to do--

[ Both whispering ]

It's a deal !

[ Panting ]

[ flick grunting ]

[ Grunts ]
whew ! Huh ?

One anchovy cream pie--

Of your very own.

Wow !

Thank you ! Thank you !
Thank you !
[ Kissing ]

[ Sighs ]
oh, boy !

My goodness.
Ootsie, bootsie, how'd you
unload the food so quickly ?

We did it
the snootie way.

We hired someone else
to do it.

And we didn't ruin
our nails.

Mr. Pie, get ready
to meet mr. Stomach.

[ peanut ]
hey, flick !

Uh-oh. This could mean
"good-bye, mr. Pie."

Why are you just
sitting there ? Hide !

- Hey, flick.
What's up ?
- Uh, nothing.

[ All sniffing ]

Do you smell anchovies ?
of course not.

It's not like I'm hiding
an anchovy cream pie
behind my back...

Or anything.

Well, gotta go.
See ya !

Where do you think
flick was going
with that anchovy cream pie ?

No clue. But he sure
was acting strange.

Mmm ! That's tasty.

I bet pb&j never tasted
a pie this good.

Pb&j didn't taste it
'cause I didn't let them.

Flick, you are
one selfish duck,

Keeping this
ducky-licious pie
all to yourself.

[ Chirping ]

[ flick ]
get away from my pie !

I love this pie,
and I wanna eat
the whole thing.

[ Birds chirping ]

♪ What to do, what to do
what to do, what to do ♪

♪ When I got something
all my own ♪

♪ Should I share something rare
is it fair, do I care ♪

♪ Should I share it
or keep it my own ♪

♪ It's so fine, and it's mine
take my time
it's not a crime ♪

♪ To enjoy it
all by myself ♪

♪ But sharing what I found
could spread the joy around ♪

♪ And make my friends
feel good too ♪

♪♪ [ Birds whistling ]

♪ But I earned it
all myself ♪

♪♪ [ Whistling ]

♪ It's nice to share
with someone else ♪

♪ It's so fine, and it's mine
take my time
it's not a crime ♪

♪ To enjoy it
all by myself ♪

You know--
♪ it's time for dinner here
so please don't interfere ♪

♪ You can get your own
someplace else
that's right ♪

♪ Go out and get your own
someplace else ♪♪

And guess what ?
I don't have to share it
if I don't wanna.

I'm gonna go home
and eat all of it.

Oh, hi, flick.
Wanna help me build
a sardine can castle ?

I can't build it fast enough
to finish before scootch
knocks it down.

I'd like to, but--

yahhh !

[ scootch ]
sorry, sorry.
my fault.

- I can't.
- Why not ?
It'll be fun.

I'm weak from hunger.

That's what it is.
I'm just going to wait right
here until my supper's ready.

Okay, fine.
I'll just do it
all by myself.

Speaking of
"all by myself,"

It's pie time !

[ Whistling ]

Yum. Pinch and scootch
don't know what they're missing.

Pinch and scootch
don't know what they're missing
'cause I kept it a secret.

[ Chirping ]

But I worked hard
for this pie !

But peanut shared
those clam-jam candies
he won at the raffle,

And pinch gave me
some buckberry tea
the other day.

[ Chirping ]
it's my pie, and I can
do what I like with it !

And I'd like to share it
with the next person I meet.

this is your lucky day,
munchy.
huh ?

I'm gonna share something
with you.

Your choice: you can have
this no big deal thing
behind my back,

Or you can have
this tender, juicy,
succulent log.

That's easy.
Thanks, flick.
You're a pal.

Well, I tried.
[ Laughs ]

nobody's coming
to our party ?

Our "invite a poodle"
computer program
just went kablooey.

So our very important guests
didn't get invited,
and no one is coming ?

My party is ruined !
Oh !

I guess we'll just have to
throw away all the food.

[ ernest ]
pardon me.
[ both ] huh ?

But I know a better way
to get rid of all that food.

- Oh ?
- Sure. You can enjoy it
with your neighbors.

You mean share ?

We never would have
thought of that.

[ Butter laughing ]

listen up, kids.

The snooties have invited
everyone over for
a big lake hoohaw party.

Let everyone know.
We'll be there.

Too bad flick's
not around.

Yeah. He'd go nuts
over all that fancy food
the snooties serve.

Let's go find him.

Have you guys
seen flick ?

We saw him earlier,
but he sure was acting strange.

Alone at last.

[ Birds chirping ]

Oh, shoo. Shoo !

This pie is mine.

[ friends ]
flick !

Ah, everybody's
coming after my pie.

What's a duck to do ?

Mmm ! Thank you.

Mmm. Mmm !

Mmm. Thank you.

[ mayor jeff ]
mmm, boy !

No fair.
There's gotta be a way...

For me to share my pie
and eat it too.

How am I ever gonna
figure this out ?

Think, flick, think.

I know.
I'll do a noodle dance.

It always helps pb&j
come up with their best ideas.

♪♪ [ dance ]

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I got it !
I'll plant my pie
and water it...

Like a pompalope plant
and grow more pies.

Or I could bake
more pies.

Or I could help
the snooties again
and earn another pie.

Or I could just admit
I've been a little selfish
and share what I have left.

[ flick ]
hey, mayor jeff.

Huh ?
Oh, hey, flick.

where are you going ?
back to the snooties' party.

Everyone on lake hoohaw's
invited.

They've got enough
anchovy cream pies
to sink a ship.

Oh, boy.
Am I a mixed-up duck.

- What do you mean, flick ?
- My pie.

I wanted to eat
the whole thing, but I kinda
wanted to share it too.

Mostly I ate it.

Hmm, that is
a tough choice.

Sometimes when I'm alone
in my museum,

I feel so lucky
to have all that stuff
to myself.

- Yeah !
- But you know what ?

- I knew there was a "but."
- It's always more fun
when I share with others.

I get to enjoy it,
and I get to enjoy
others enjoying it too.

Yeah, I guess
you're right.

Well, come on, flick.
Maybe we can still make
the party.

Opal, darling.
[ Kisses ]

You really outdid
yourself, georgina.
Thanks for sharing.

My pleasure.
[ flick ]
hey, everybody.

Anybody got room for,
oh, anchovy cream pie ?

- We're stuffed
with cream pie.
- Oh, cheese and quackers.

What's a duck gotta do
to share around here ?
[ Scoffs ]

[ peanut ]
sorry you missed
the party, flick.

I never saw
the snooties so happy,
just giving stuff away.

Yeah, sharing
is a good thing.

Sharing.
[ Giggles ]

Yeah, and I learned
something else too.
[ Both ] what ?

not sharing is a lot harder
than I thought.

[ Chirping ]
[ all laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

You know, jelly.
You're my best friend
in the whole world.

Thanks, pinch.
You're my best friend too.

Wanna pinky pledge
we'll be best friends forever ?

Yeah. Let's do it.

[ Both ]
we hereby pinky pledge to be
friends forever and ever.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Both ]
bladdle ! Bladdle ! Bladdle !

Now let's celebrate
with a tea party.

I've got a better idea.
Let's play commander casserole.

You can be a six-headed,
slimy space alien.

No. Let's play tea party.
You can be queen orange pekoe.

- Commander casserole.
- Tea party.

[ Both scoff ]

[ Both ]
commander casserole
tea party.

I'm going to get you,
you six-headed, slimy
space tea server.

Ah, it's you,
commander casserole.

I'm going to get you
some slimy space tea.
Ha ha !

[ Both laugh ]

- We are best friends.
- In the whole world.

[ Both ]
yeah !

♪ There are friends that come
and friends that go ♪

♪ And friends
that play together ♪

♪ Friends that you
invite to tea ♪

[ Both ]
♪ and friends
that last forever ♪

[ Jelly ]
♪ there are friends you share
and friends who care ♪

♪ And friends
you see now and then ♪

♪ There are friends that
stick to you like glue
but only one best friend ♪

- ♪ best friends, best friends ♪
- ♪ where you leave off
I begin ♪

♪ Best friends, best friends ♪
♪ we're nearly twins
on you I depend ♪

♪ We're best friends ♪

♪ There are friends
who sing in harmony
teedle-dee ♪

♪ And friends
who sing off-key ♪

[ Off-key ]
♪ teedle-doh ♪

- ♪ There are friends
who laugh ♪
- ♪ and friends who cry ♪

Wah ! Wah !
Oh, sorry.

♪ And your bestest friend
like me ♪

♪ Best friends, best friends ♪
♪ where you leave off
I begin ♪

♪ Best friends
best friends ♪
♪ we're nearly twins ♪

♪ On you I depend ♪
♪ we're best friends ♪

♪ We know in our heart
that we'll never part ♪

♪ We're... Best... Friends ♪♪

[ Laughing ]
[ walter ]
great news, wanda.

They've opened
a new recycling plant up at
lake walla walla bing bang.

That is great news,
walter.

That's just the half of it.
They've asked me
to work there.

Oh, walter.
Congratulations !

Lake walla walla
bing bang ?

Doesn't this mean
you're moving to
lake walla walla bing bang ?

It sure does sound
like it.

But what about us ?
If you move, we'll never
be able to play...

Commander casserole tea party
ever again.

Really ?
Never ever ?

[ walter ]
pinch ! Pinch !
come inside.

we have something
exciting to tell you.

It won't be that bad,
will it ?

Worse. I bet we don't get
to be friends anymore.

[ Sighs ]
hey, jelly. Did you hear
the exciting news ?

Mr. Raccoon got a new job
on lake walla walla bing bang.

I don't wanna
talk about it.

You don't wanna talk about
planning the big surprise
going-away party for pinch ?

Everybody thinks
it's a great idea.

Doesn't sound like such
a hot idea to me.

- How come ?
- 'Cause losing my best friend
in the whole world...

Doesn't exactly put me
in the party mood.

We're gonna have pie.

Hey, jelly.
Come on in.

Thanks.

Here, jelly.
Hey, pinch.
Can I ask you a question ?

Of course.
Why are you leaving me ?

I'm not leaving you
on purpose, jelly.

I don't wanna move.
Please don't be angry
with me.

Angry ? Angry ?

I'm not angry !

Okay, a little angry.

I'm sorry, pinch.
Me too, jelly.

What are we gonna do ?
I don't know, jelly.

But we gotta think
of something.

- Hmm ? Where's pinch ?
- Pinch isn't coming.

Something about losing
her best friend
in the whole world.

Where's jelly ?
Jelly's not coming
either.

Some party this has
turned out to be.

At least there's pie.

Mmm !

What ? What ?

Jelly and pinch
are both really sad.

What are we gonna do ?
I don't know, but we'll
think of something.

Let's go talk to jelly.
You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up.

[ Eating loudly ]

All right !
All right !
I'm coming !

Hey, jelly.
Hey, peanut.

Pretty sad, huh ?
Pretty much.

First time I've had
a best friend move away.

- Whatcha gonna do ?
- Freak out.

Oh, cheese and quackers, jelly.
Freaking out won't help.

If my best friend was moving,
I'd think of a way to stop him.

That's it. Maybe we can
figure out how to keep
pinch from moving.

- How are we gonna do that ?
- With a noodle dance.

Let's do it.
Let's noodle dance.

I'll noodle,
but I'm too sad to dance.

Wow !
Spooky.

♪♪ [ dance ]

♪ noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪

♪ use your noodle
use your brain ♪

♪ noodle
use your noodle ♪

♪ noodle
do the noodle dance ♪♪

I think I've got it !

while pinch's parents
are busy with all the moving
and packing and stuff,

we can hide pinch
under jelly's blanket.

then they would move
without her.

[ Giggling ]

Great thinking, munchy.

and whenever she gets hungry,
we can sneak her sandwiches
and cookies and stuff.

Great idea, jelly.

and just to make sure
no one finds her,

we can use
a super-duper inviso-ray...

to make her invisible
to grown-ups.
♪♪ [ whistling ]

Wow ! This is getting great.
Who's got the super-duper
inviso-ray ?

Not me.

Hey, don't look at me.

[ All ]
hmm ?
Hey, I know !

maybe our mom and dad
could adopt her.

after all, you and pinch
are almost like sisters.

Great idea, peanut.

And she wouldn't even miss
her parents because our parents
would be her parents.

- I'm confused.
- Me too.

Hey, it was my idea,
and it even confused me.

I know. We can dress up
like super spies...

and secretly move
the recycling plant at lake
walla walla bing bang...

piece by piece
here to lake hoohaw.

Yeah, so ?
Then, the raccoons
wouldn't have to move there.

- Great thinking, flick.
- That's my specialty.

I've got
another great idea.

we build a bio-transformer
cloning machine and make
a duplicate of pinch...

so there's two of her.
[ peanut ]
yeah ? Then what ?

[ jelly ]
then, one pinch moves
to lake walla walla bing bang,

and the other one stays here
in lake hoohaw with us.

[ flick ]
nah. I hear cloning
can be kinda tricky.

[ Machine sputtering ]

I think we need
to think about this
in a whole new way.

What do you mean ?

Pinch's dad is really excited
about his new job, right ?
Right.

And he'd be really sad
if he didn't get to move,
right ?

- Yeah.
- And he'd be even sadder
if pinch didn't go with them.

So now we gotta think up a way
to say good-bye to pinch
and not be so sad.

Come on.
Let's go find pinch.
She's a great thinker.

Hey, best friend
in the whole world.

Hey.
We've been trying to think of
ways to keep you from moving.

Yeah, me too.
I'm just gonna feel so lost
without my best friend.

Me too. I wanna be
your best friend in
the whole world for always.

Wait !
That's it !

Maybe we don't have to
figure out how to
keep pinch from moving.

What are you talking about,
peanut ?

Maybe pinch can move
and you guys can still be
best friends.

[ Both ]
best, best, best friends.
But how ?

Phone calls.
[ phone rings ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ flick ]
letters, postcards,
smoke signals.

Jelly, I think
they're onto something.

Maybe we can still be
best, best, best friends.

Yeah. Just 'cause
you're moving doesn't mean
we can't see each other.

You can visit me
at lake walla walla bing bang.

And you can come visit
lake hoohaw and sleep over
and over and over.

[ Both ]
we don't have to
lose each other.

Yeah. Friends can always
find ways to share.

Great thinking.

Hey, jelly.
Wanna come in and help me
pack for my move ?

Sure !

what in the world
are you doing ?

Packing.
packing ?

For what ?
you know.

I'm getting ready to move
to lake walla walla bing bang.

- But we're not moving.
- [ Both ]
not moving ?

But what about dad's new job
on lake walla walla bing bang ?

Your dad will boat up
to lake walla walla bing bang...

Every night while you're asleep
and come back every morning.

We're not moving.

Not moving !
All right !
Whoo-hoo !

Come on, pinch.
We gotta tell everybody.

Hey, peanut !
Hey, everybody !
Pinch isn't moving !

So, flick,
how's the pie ?

[ Scoffs ]
it's pie.
What can I say ?

Thanks for my
"pinch is not moving"
tea party, jelly.

You're welcome.
Thank all of you !

Yeah, yeah.
Any more pie ?

Help yourself.

[ Chuckling ]

You know, jelly,
maybe we oughta think
that you have to move,

Then find out you don't
and have a commander casserole
"not moving" party for you.

I don't know, pinch.
I'd still be sad
just pretending I had to move.

Yeah, me too. But the idea
of moving away is not so bad,

Now that we know we could
still stay friends.

- Forever.
- Forever.
Pinky pledge ?

Pinky pledge.

[ Both ] friends forever.
Bladdle, bladdle, bladdle.

[ All laughing ]
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