01x46 - Meats vs. Sweets/ Back to the Past

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yu-Gi-Oh! Sevens". Aired: April 4, 2020 – March 27, 2022.*
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Series takes place in the futuristic town of Goha and stars Yuga Ohdo, a fifth-grade, elementary school student, who loves both inventions and dueling.
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01x46 - Meats vs. Sweets/ Back to the Past

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Still, that was a shock, wasn't it...

Honestly, Hunt is such a bad kid.

Goha .

Goha ...

Are they just Goha employees?

I guess so.

Ahahaha!

Whether it's a "double cheeseburger" or a "double all-you-can-eat burger"...

I'll devour it all!

It's Double Six.

So it's just sixty-six...

But what does it mean?

In any case, all will be revealed...

Within the Maximum Mountain we're headed towards!

Alright! Please wait for me, my ultra strong Maximum cards!

We're not going there for that.

There's a park all the way here?

Wh-What is this?!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Ultimate Rush!

Here we go, it's my turn! And then it's yours!

Even if I'm interrupted,

I'll cut on through, give it to me!

Who is this turn for? Of course it's for us!

We'll say a lot of things but in the end, it's the best duel!

That's why this dashing rush won't stop

Super fast every day

Because rigid theories are boring

An irregular and unprecedented game

In short, watch out! Don't be so rigid

You, too, watch out! Don't be tied down

That's why - Draw! Draw! Draw! Come on!

Just have some fun!

"It's my road!"

Yeahhhhhhh!!! It's far from enough

I'll create an era with new rules!!

We can't let it end like this

So laugh, cry, take a counterattack, and do a one-sh*t reversal, baby!

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Run run run run run run run run

Rush! GO! Rush! (Rush Duel!)

Let's keep moving!!! On our road

Even if we fall seven times, we'll get up seven more

I'll break through my road!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Nanananananana... Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Rush! Rush! GO! Rush!

Back to the Kako

What is going on?!

Is it naptime for everyone here?

Aaaahhhh!!!

Goha Rush!

Huh?

Double Talk: Goha Rush!

They're duelists...

Duelists are here...!

What are these guys...

Wait, they're participants in the tournament, right?

Those poor children must have been defeated repeatedly in some ferocious duels and eventually tired out.

Look, it's Luke King 👑 Luke Kings!

If we defeat them, we can be revived!

Eek!

There's no revival rule in this tournament!!

H-Hang on!

Well, I'll just take care of them all myself!

T-Time out!

L-Let's decide an order with rock-paper-scissors, okay?!

Did you find anything?

No.

There's no record of Goha inside of Goha Corporation's database.

Oho, Little Miss Providence isn't that great at computers after all.

Oh, you know that key is 'A' in English, right, Little Miss Providence?

My name is Neil.

Ahaha...

Winner: Luke.

Hell yeah!

We've won too.

Double Talk: Yay!

Goha Rush...!

Revival...!

Hey, hey, come on! Camembert Cheese!

Please wait, our stamina's almost gone...

I'm exhausted...

Leave it to us from here on out!

We've come to assist you!

The Post-Apocalyptic Conquerors have also arrived!

Why did you come here...?

Rinnosuke-dono hastily contacted us by arrow for backup.

It was a wee bit too close.

Hey, don't ignore us!

Then come at me!

I'll crush all you bastards under my fingertips!

Leave it to the Goha th Allied Forces and hurry onwards to expose Goha for what they are!

Menzaburo's group will guard you!

Excuse us!

Understood.

I won't forget your noble sacrifice!

For about days!

days...

Look.

Hm?

Seems like someone forced their way in.

Is it Goha ...?

Great One!

You two.

Deceiving us and then acting on your own, how cold!

Hmph, I alone am enough to protect her.

You're being like this again?!

No, Goha 's true identity is still shrouded in mystery.

I'm very happy you came.

Great One...!

How moving, schwer...!

Double Talk: Coo, coo...!

We'll talk more later, move out!

Yes!

As I thought.

Hm?

What is your goal here?

Maximums? Or... something else?

An elementary school student will never understand a salaryman's romanticisms.

What the hell are you—?!

Therefore, we will provide you with educational guidance.

Goha Gymnastics, lesson one!

An excercise where you thrust your hands upward so you can reach higher!

, , Goha! , , Goha!

No way!

Is he cloning himself, schwer?!

Double Talk: Coo, coo?!

Don't be fooled.

They were all merely lined up straight behind him.

Double Talk: , , Goha! , , Goha! , , Goha!

Would you like us to tell you why we're called Goha ?!

There's of you, schwer.

It's because we are an aggregate of people!

Yeah!

That's what I said, schwer.

Coo.

They're not listening to us at all.

I hate you elementary schoolers brimming with youth!

I hate you elementary schoolers riding old, crusty machinery around like nothing!

Oh?

I will not remain quiet if you speak about our dearly beloved machine cavalry in that way!

This sound...!

I have a bad feeling.

Looks like something interesting's happening down there.

Let me join.

Ooh!

Kamijou... Haruka.

I've been saying for years to call me Tiger!!

Double Talk: Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

You lot... don't follow me!!

Thank you!

Go back, this has nothing to do with you.

Don't get me wrong.

I only happened to stop by and join 'cause I saw something interesting.

You stupid kids!

How dare you get so excited amongst yourselves while we parentals are in front of you?!

You're not our parents!

Children who don't understand an adults' dreams are so difficult.

You still need guidance!

Grr!

Protect the Great One!

Of course, schwer.

Heh, Asacchi, stand back.

Don't call me that, Harucchi.

Ugh, I'm so tired...

I want to eat something sweet...!

"Something sweet"?

As if this journey'll be a piece of cake!

I wonder what that was?

Mhm!

An optical illusion.

Hey, isn't that...?

The scent of something sweet?

It's an illusion!

Huh? Huh?!

Th-This is!

It looks like a stone henge.

Strange...

Th-Thank you for the food!!

Luke-kun, hang on!

Aaah!

Delicious! It's delicious! It's cake!

C-Cake?

How delicious!

So good!!

Why is there cake out here...?

Isn't it pretty cakecellent?

Haniwa-wa-wa!

Haniwa-wa-wa!

That's—!

Sweets Kakoko of the ancients, kako!

Did you enjoy the sweets stone henge I prepared, kako?

Why is the tournament host Miss Sweets Kakoko here?

No.

No, that's wrong.

But—no... But I can't be wrong!

Kako?!

Sorry!

Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm...?!

Kako...?

Please say "beep-boop-ba-beep-boop" for me.

Beep-boop-ba-beep-boop.

I-I knew it!

Sorako-dono!

When did you come back to Earth?!

I'm Sweets Kakoko.

I don't know about any Sorako or Chikako, kako.

Nooo!

Zabu-chan, get a hold of yourself!

Leave me to rot.

I've been instructed by my employer, Goha , to stop everyone in their tracks here, kako-kako!

What did you say?!

How surprising.

Though you are but a presenter, it seems you're completely rolled up in Goha 's business.

Correct, kako-kako.

I will not let you pass, kako!

Then I will just defeat you in a Rush Duel until you do!

No, Gakuto-san, you must still be exhausted from earlier. I will take over!

Actually, let me handle this.

I'll b*at up this blasted woman who broke Zabu-chan's pure heart.

Let's go.

Kako-kako.

RUSH DUEL: RUSH DUEL!

Grill the meat, but don't burn the duel!

My turn, I draw one!

Savor the burnt-edge taste of a well-done yakiniku deck!

I summon three monsters!

Kentauroast!

Daemon Galbeaver!

Battle Ox Tongue!

I set a card!

Finally, I activate the field spell, Wild Kitchen!

Kako?!

Huh?!

I can activate this card when I have FIRE attribute monsters on my field!

And then...

All FIRE attributes on our fields gain ATK!

After a proper roast, it's time for a turn end!

It's Kakoko's turn!

She'll first draw one, kako!

First I summon three sweet, sweet Haniwaffles, kako!

Then I sacrifice one to tribute summon!

Doguce Shakoki Tongue!

Welcome, kako!

And now, its effect activates!

I send the top three cards of my deck to the grave, and if there is a level or higher Pyro-type monster among them,

then I can choose a card my grave and add it to my hand, kako!

I sacrifice two Honey Waffles to tribute summon!

Kakoko: An irresistable honeypot!

Kakoko: Two pots...

Kakoko: Docked!

Kakoko: Pounding Gingerbread House!

Pounding clay pots?

[TL Note: "doki" is the sound for heart-pounding, but also 土器, which means earthenware]

Correct, kako!

I don't know why, but...

My heart is also pounding right now!

Pounding Gingerbread House's effect activates!

Kakoko: Heart-Pounding Invitation!

It allows me to call out Doguce Jomont Blanc, kako!

Aaand then!

I activate the spell, Dry Fruits Decacoration, kako!

Ah!

Kakoko's monsters all gain ATK until the end of this turn, kako!

Plus, I also gain LP!

Yay, kako-kako!

It's time to battle, right, kako?

Kakoko's three-tier sweets now att*ck!

By the heavens!

My extra-special grilled roast is now charcoal...!

I'm not done yet, kako!

No!

The harmony of my extra-special chewy ox tongue is gone...!

Even my extra-special kalbi on-the-bone?!

Un-meat-lievable.

You're meat-ciless...

I end my turn.

Sorry for b*ating you up so hard, kako.

Oh no!

It's over...!

I really should have taken her on...

No.

Huh?

Kakoko-san has just lit a fire underneath Nick.

A fire like a roaring barbeque!

Hah...?

I thought Miss Kakoko was a sweet girl, so I didn't keep an eye on you.

Huh?

Just leave it in the past, kako!

So!

Wha?

From now on, I'm gonna barbeque my heart and soul...

Out towards the future!

Double Talk: Wooaah!

He's bursting up like an erupting volcano, kako!

Let's go!

I draw five!

Then I summon Kentauroast!

I continue with Battle Ox Tongue!

Thanks to Wild Kitchen's effect, my monsters gain ATK!

Now I activate the spell, Attribute Change Blast!

I activate it by showing you a FIRE attribute monster in my hand!

All monsters on your field turn into the same attribute as the one I just showed you.

Kako?!

But now, because they're FIRE attribute...

They power up, kako!

Nick sure is nice, kako!

Sometimes kindness is a sin.

Kako?

I return a Beast-type from my grave to my deck to activate the spell,

Burning Beast Quality!

Or BBQ, for short!

I activate the barbeque!

Hot!

BBQ's effect increases all FIRE attribute monsters' ATK,

on both our fields, by for each FIRE attribute!

What a ferocious outdoor barbeque fire, kako!

I sacrifice two monsters.

Tribute summon!

Sebastian: Grill the meat, but don't burn the duel.

Sebastian: Yet the white charcoal will still burn!

Sebastian: Yum, yum, yakiniku!

Sebastian: Harami Kushiro the Shichirin Samurai...

Sebastian: Sorry for the wait!

Kako?!

Wild Kitchen's effect serves up Harami Kushiro's ATK!

Then I'll play the spell Just Meat on top!

I send the top four cards of my deck to the grave.

If the cards I sent have a FIRE Beast-type among them,

I can choose one monster on my field to gain ATK until the end of this turn!

ATK, kako?!

Then!

If I have or more FIRE Beast-types in my grave,

Harami Kushiro's effect activates!

Wah?!

All of your monsters above ATK...

Are destroyed!

The amazing scent of something well-done!

Sebastian: Banishing Blow Quake!

Kakoko's monsters have all gone bad!

I see!

So that's why he changed all her monsters to FIRE attribute!

Grilling meat can be a little propaneful.

This is Nick when he's all fired up.

Miss Kakoko...

Huh?

I'm very glad to have met you.

Kako...?

I'll end the match with this!

Sebastian: Harami Kushiro the Shichirin Samurai's

Sebastian: High-Quality Kikuchiyo Fire att*ck!

Kakoooo!!

You did it!

Impressive as always, Nick.

Wasn't I supposed to learn from history...?

Why did I lose, kako?

Miss Kakoko...

I feel like I understand the appeal of sweets a bit better now thanks to this duel.

Kako...

And...

The charm of Miss Kakoko who dueled her hardest!

Huh?

Miss Kakoko, if it's okay, please...

Let us grill meat together!

I'd be glad to, kako...!

Then!

But I've already reached the time limit of being in this era, kako...

What?

No matter how many thousands or millions of years I may leap through, I'll never forget you, kako.

Nor your servings of grilled meat full of burning passion.

Miss Kakoko!

Back to the... Kako!

[TL Note: "Kako" means past]

No...

Miss Kakoko...!

Aah...

I'm full, so full...

That was delicious...!

Well, looks like we couldn't find anything at all, huh.

Let's take a break for now.

Double Talk: Goha Rush! Goha Rush!

It's your host, Flush Umiko, blub-blub!

Double Talk: Here are the current rankings, blub!

Thanks for the food.

Honestly, we really should have gone with Romin and the others to search for Goha instead.

You're right, but...

I mean, Little Miss Providence's investigation was useless.

Oh, what should we do?

Hm?

What's that?

Celebrity autographs?

Then I'll also—

Hm?

Isn't this—?!

What is it?!

"On the night of a large and hardly recognizable full moon...

A duelist will carve open an unknown path, and guide the world as the King of Duels."

This is...

The thing that started it all...!

Why is that here?!

Hey, old man!

What's with that autograph board?!

Old man...?

Title: Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

Title: Goha th Elementary School Anthem Performance

A towering school building

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

The six Pleiades raining down

( "")

If in tough or perplexing times

(ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong)

Come here and it'll be alright, your future will be bright

Because that light we keep in our chests

is always

! It's !

If it comes to learning, then it's !

It's ! It's !

No matter what, we'll always meet there

Any time of day at Goha th Elementary

Rush Duel Presentation Challenge!

Double Talk: Yay!

This time it's Tomori-chan, who has seconds.

Now presentation... Start!

My favorite card this time is the cute Romance Pick!

Double Talk: Oooh!

If you pay LP, you can search your deck over and over.

If you're building a Psychic-type deck, this is a must-have!

Double Talk: Wow, strong!

This presentation was pretty cute.

Everyone should try it too.
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