03x81 - Get With the Program, Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's". Aired: April 2, 2008 – March 30, 2011.*
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03x81 - Get With the Program, Part 1

Post by bunniefuu »

Yuseinow let's get up to speed with "yu-gi-oh d's!"

Come on, guys, dig in already.

It's not every day we get taken out

To fancy restaurants like this!

This whole situation is suspect.

[Cough] [cough]

Ha ha. We just wanted to take you guys out.

That's all.

So there's nothing you want from us?

I mean, there is this one little favor, but that's--

I knew it, here it comes.

It's nothing big, there's just this guy,

And he's got amnesia,

And he was found on the beach last week and, well...

Security can't watch him, but he doesn't know where else to go.

So you wanna dump this guy on us?

Come on, you three. This guy needs help.

Not a chance.

So your name's bruno, is that right?

Yeah, I think that's my name,

But I'm having kind of a hard time

Remembering some things about myself.

Look, maybe you can help me figure this out.

Is this a planetary particle engine design!?

Uh, yeah, how did you--

Have you constructed it yet?

Not one that works.

Well, the control program looks pretty tight,

But without an intermediate compiler built into your code,

You could be losing processing time.

Listen, bruno, if you want,

You can crash here with us until you figure things out.

Yeah? You don't mind?

I've gotta make this new engine model before the grand prix,

And I think with your help, I can, so what do you say?

You wanna build this baby?

You got it!

And done!

This design is gonna work.

Yeah.

We'll install the program into the processing unit tomorrow.

Jackthe design program was "stolen!?"

Whoever took it must've copied it to another drive

And then deleted it from ours.

Oh.

I think we've got a fingerprint after all.

While our criminal was waiting for the data to copy,

He treated himself to one of our noodle cups.

He what!? What a jerk!

If we can find an exact match for this fingerprint

In the security bureau's database,

Then we'll know who our bad guy is.

They've started tracing us.

One more wall and we're inside the system.

Duel runner computerwelcome.

Oh, right!! Oh, yeaaaah!!

Brunolet's get a match on that fingerprint.

Him!? You know him?

Yeah, he's with the public security bureau.

His name's lazar.

♪ Going fast makes me feel alive ♪

♪ My heart beats in hyper drive ♪

♪ Do you think you can win? Only if I lose ♪

♪ Just let destiny choose

♪ I can hear you breathing

♪ I can see you coming

♪ I can feel the wind, it's blowing me around ♪

♪ Take a sh*t at me runnin' side by side ♪

♪ It's a blur as I go by

♪ I can hear you breathing

♪ I can see you coming

♪ I can feel the wind, it's blowing me around ♪

♪ See the sun a-risin'

♪ Fire in the sky

♪ Greatness thrusts itself into our lives ♪

I just can't believe it. Lazar?

It doesn't make sense.

Why would he want to steal our engine design program?

I don't know, yusei, but come on, proof is proof.

And his prints were here so that means he must've been here, too.

But he's, like, a new domino big sh*t!

Not exactly the breakin' and enterin' type.

No one's gonna believe us.

Yeah, so I say we go find the weasel

And get him to confess the crime, straight up!

But why would he confess?

After all, if the guy's a thief,

Then it's a safe bet he's gonna be a liar as well.

Look, if he stole the program,

Then he's gotta be planning to do something with it.

What if we were to follow him?

And then what?

Then if he does something suspicious, we just grab him!

Right and catch him red-handed with our program!

I like it.

Great, I'll find out where he is now.

What?

Bruno, this program is about more than just lines of code.

It's about our dreams.

It's about the bond we all share.


I know...

Then you know that we have to get it back at any cost!

[Devious laughter]

As requested, my most eminent directors,

I have fetched you the program.

Primoand you're certain that no one can trace this theft back to us?

Why, of course!

Yusei and those dim-wits

Probably still don't know it's gone!

You have nothing to fear!

Very well.

Now then, deliver the program to me.

Now? But I was just about to get lunch.

How about you get moving or else!

Right! Much better idea.

Jackya think this bloke is ever gonna show?

Oh, yeah.

There he is!

Driver, take me to the directors and step on it!

Huh? What in the world...?!

I can't believe it! It's them!

Could they be onto me? But how?!

No matter-- I'll simply give them the slip!

And I know just the place.

Change of plans, driver.

Take this first left... To the mall!

Ooh, this is perfect.

So many people, so many shops, so many places for me to hide!

I'll lose those simpletons in no time!

So far so good.

Nothing could distract me from ditching these dolts now!

I'm a man on a mission!

A fixture of focus. Ooh! Lunch!

Shall we?

Yeah. Let's go get him.

With pleasure!

Ah! Oh, my!

Look at all these flavors.

I always have the hardest time choosing.

Wait a minute, I won't choose!

I'll just order every one of them!

[Startled gasp]

[Struggling]

Stop! Unhand me!

Don't you nincompoops have any idea who I am?

Argh!

Sure do you're the guy who stole our program.

Ooh. So give it back!

[Nervous gulp]

Uh... What program is that?

Cut the routine!

We found your fingerprints in our garage.

We know that you were there!

Uh-oh.

That's right!

I guess this isn't the first time

Your appetite got you into trouble!

That noodles to go-go was mine by the way!

When will I learn?

I should carry snacks! It's economically prudent

And great for when you're on the run.

Speaking of...it's time I run out on these guys!

Sorry gents, I'd love to stay and chat,

But I'm all out of breath!

[Inhales]

Wha... Huh?

Hee hee!

See ya on the flip side! Ta-ta!

Jackstop!

Yuseiafter him!

Why window shop when you can window hop?!

[Screaming]

Lazar moves pretty fast on an empty stomach.

This way!

Huh?

Hmm.

Heh heh heh.

Coming through!

Outta the way!

'Scuse me!

Where is he?!

I don't see him.

Grr...there!

[Humming]

Am I seeing double?!

That goes double for me!

[Humming]

Let's grab 'em!

[Sneaky laughter]

[Humming]

Come on. Let's split up!

Right!

[Humming]

Man, doesn't this guy ever slow down? Huh?

[Humming]

Look, he went in the restroom!

There's nowhere left for him to hide.

All right! He's ours now!

You sure about that?

Where could he have gone?


Stop!

Oh!

Huh? How did he...?

Enough.

Ooh, ya!

Wha...

A toy?

And not just any toy. It's the latest

In remote controlled holo-mobile technology.

This whole time we've been chasing holograms.

While the real lazar made a run for it.

Mm-hmm.

He's headed for that factory.

He sure is.

Talk about suspicious.

Yeah. Whatever lazar's planning on doing

With that program of ours he swiped...

My gut's telling me that he's gonna do it right now...

So let's get ready. Cuz it's go time!

Right!

And there's no telling what we're gonna find in the place.

I say...

All this cloak and dagger business is such a hassle.

{,…}

Well, here I am--

The rendezvous... But where's director primo?

Late again no doubt.

Primoyou dare yawn in my presence?!

Yawn? No, of course not.

I was simply opening my mouth

Because I'm in such a state of awe around you.

Anyway, sorry I'm a bit late.

Traffic was a beast, you know how it is.

But enough about me...

You...want this! Here.

Finally, the program is mine.

And all of its might!

Ha ha! Indeed it is, director!

And it was a pleasure to risk my neck to make sure of that.

After all, getting your precious program was no easy feat!

Not that I'm complaining,

But I had to scale walls,

Jump out of windows, hack through firewalls.

You know, kind of dangerous stuff.

So I was wondering...

What's in this for me?

I accept cash or credit cards.

Do you?

Yes...i'm afraid no traveler's checks though.

Oh, what the hay, I guess in your case

I could make an exception.

Aah!

Alright, then. Accept this, lazar.

Your reward is my mercy, you clown,

And I suggest you take it.

[Alarm sounds]

Huh?

You were followed.

No! I was sure I slipped them!

Slipped them? Then you knew?!

Ah! Speaking of...

I'm slipping outta here!

So you've come to take back your program, have you?

Good luck.

You'll need it here in my domain.

Oh, check it out.

You ever see a factory like this one before?

It's like something out of the inside of a space ship.

Yeah. I never even knew this place existed.

I wonder what it is they build here.

[Siren]

Huh? Is that alarm for us?

Think so!

Run! Good idea!

Uh!

Ah!

Bruno!

Bruno, can you hear me?!

Yeah, yusei, I'm fine!

Just keep on lazar!

You sure?

We could try and pry open this door somehow.

Forget it. You go on ahead.

I'll radio jack and crow!

Alright.

Ah! Uh!

Aah!

Lazar!

Uh oh.

Once I install the program

It will be too late for them to stop me.

But in order to do that, I need time.

And that's where you come in, my friend.

[Trembling]

Ah!

Give us back the program, lazar.

What program?

You mean, like, a tv program?

Sorry. I don't have any of those.

Enough!


Uh!

Hand it over right now or else!

Or else?

Uh, isn't that something you should say

Before you slam a guy into a wall?

That's it! Aah! Huh?

Ah! What is that?

Guard robotvisual authenticity confirmed.

Yusei fudo identified.

Initiating premises lockdown.

Oh!

Premises lockdown complete.

Yusei fudo, the only way to override lockdown protocol systems

Is by defeating me in a duel.

A duel?

That's right, yusei.

And since I've inputted all your battle history

And duel tactics into my guard robot's central processor...

I think you'll find defeating him is no easy task.

Weird, I don't remember this corridor.

Huh.

Well, might as well investigate while I wait for the others.

Wait, so unless I can b*at this bot in a duel,

I'm gonna be stuck here in this little factory room forever?!

No, not just you. Me, too.

And spending the rest of my life here with you

Doesn't sound too appealing, so get dueling already!

Computing alternative options for yusei fudo

And probability of accepting duel conditions.

Probability is %.

See? You've got no choice but to duel,

And he did the math!

Enough outta you!

Ah!

As much as I hate to admit it, lazar is right.

Even if I got the program back now,

It wouldn't do me much good locked up in this room.

It's clear what I have to do.

Alright then... You wanna duel?

You've got one!

Whoa...where am i?

You're in a place that you do not belong.

Hey, who are you?!

Argh! What are you doing?

My head! Oof! Oh...

You will not interfere.

Now, the time has at last come for you to awake my pets.

The time has come to give you life.

New domino city had its hands full

Coping with just one duel bot.

But with thousands and thousands of them now running...

There is no coping.

There is simply doom!

[Sinister laughter]

It is time to duel.

And if I plan to get outta this room

In time to find our program,

I'd better win and fast!

Let's do this!

From my hand, I activate the spell card one for one!

Now, by sending speed warrior to the graveyard,

I can summon this monster--

Level level eater--

From my deck to the field in defense mode!

Next I summon out junk synchron from my hand!

Then, thanks to junk synchron's ability,

I'm allowed to summon speed warrior from the graveyard

To the field in defense mode!

Now level junk synchron

Tune with level speed warrior!

From two come one, and from one will come great power!

Watch as they merge their might, combine their courage

To synchro summon... Junk warrior!

Oh, my!

A synchro summon on the very first turn?

We'll be out of here in no time!

There's more!

Since there's a level -or below monster on my field,

Junk warrior's att*ck points now increase

By the att*ck points of that monster!

So...since level eater has ,

Junk warrior gains !

Finally, I'll end my turn with a face down.

Of course.

That's why he summoned out the lowly level eater--

So he'd gain the att*ck point bonus!

Well done, yusei!

The probability of yusei fudo initiating a synchro summoning

During the first turn of a duel is...%.

Now configuring retaliatory strategy.

Say what?

I don't like the sound of this.

To counter, the action I must take

During the second turn of play

Is to neutralize high-level monsters!

What?

My turn.

From my hand, I activate the spell level limit-area b!

Due to the effect of level limit-area b,

All level -and-higher monsters on the field


Must switch from att*ck mode to defense mode.

Wha...

Ah! Poorly done, yusei.

All that work to bring out a synchro

And now you can't even use him.

We'll never escape this room!

Argh.

I now place cards facedown and end my turn.

One round down and that bot didn't even throw one monster.

I'm starting to think this duel

Is more about buying time then b*ating me.

But still, it'll take more than that level limit to limit my play.

After all, if level monsters can't att*ck...

I'll just go lower!

It's my turn!

And first I play graceful revival!

Thanks to this trap card,

I get to select one level -or-below monster

In my grave and summon it in att*ck mode!

Yes! I knew you could do it, yusei.

Now speed warrior is back! Huh?

The probability of yusei fudo summoning a monster

To counteract the spell card level limit-area b is %.

Huh?!

Now activating anticipatory safeguard--

The counter trap malfunction.

By paying life points,

The activation of your trap card is negated,

And it is returned back to its original state.

Now, because I was able to successfully counter your card,

I am allowed to summon lock dragon to the field in defense mode!

Duel runner computerlock dragon is a level

Dark attribute dragon-type monster

With zero att*ck points and defense points.

Yusei fudo, while lock dragon is out on the field

And positioned in defense mode,

Any and all special summons you attempt

During the course of your turn are automatically negated...

Canceled out...denied... Null and...

Yeah, ok, I think I get the point.

Void.

But that means yusei won't be able to use synchros!

And that means...

He won't be able to play his very best monster, stardust dragon!

Guess I have to admit it.

In the duel battle between man and machine,

This round goes to the machine.

Incorrect. This round is not yet over.

Huh?

I activate the trap counter force.

Due to the activation of the previous counter trap,

Counter force gains one counter.

Then when I elect to remove counter force from play,

It will deal damage to you

Equal to the number of counters it has multiplied by ,.

Aah! Wait!

The more counters it has, the more damage it gives?

Then once it has enough to take down all of yusei's life points

It'll be game over!

So much for this one round going to the machine.

Unless I can get my game on and quick...

That bot's gonna win the whole duel!

And I'm going to be stuck in this room

Forever!
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