06x05 - A New Bird

[bunniefuu]

previously on the hills...

Spencer started turning his

Anger against his oldest

Friends.

you're up in my face, dog.

Walk away from me before we have

A problem.

and heidi seemed more lost

Than ever.

this one is for geniuses.

It opens your mind into

Everything and is for protection

When you're in a w*r zone.

things finally got so bad we

All decided to move on for good.

I don't want my family to

Have to be this way anymore.

yeah, I think I want to cut

Them out of my life.

audrina and ryan were

Officially a couple.

does that mean we're

Exclusive?

I'm not even thinking about

Another girl.

but he was still finding it

Hard to fit in with her friends.

kristin and I want to set up,

Like, a night out at wonderland

With everyone.

as awesome as that sounds,

I mean, you understand.

it's a little intense at

Times.

while all this was going on,

Brody and I turned our

Friendship into friends with

Benefits.

I'm gonna be honest though.

what?

I'm really enjoying being

Single.

yeah, so am I.

But what I didn't know is that

Our new arrangement was about to

Become the biggest test our

Friendship had ever seen.

let's get this party started.

Katrina's gonna spin the wheel.

katrina! Katrina!

the special for the next

15 minutes is going to be

$5 cazadores sh*ts.

whoo!

So I'm hanging out with audrina

Tomorrow.

She's really happy with ryan.

She's more outgoing.

at first I didn't really know

What to think about him,

But I like him.

He's a nice guy.

mm-hmm.

but everybody's got

A girlfriend, everybody's got

A boyfriend.

I know.

I mean, you're dating guys,

You know?

I'm not dating anyone.

you're not?

no.

just me?

who said we were dating?

well, I haven't really

Necessarily been dating,

But I may go on a date.

really?

With who?

a friend I met.

Had a nice little conversation.

all right, good to know.

So then I can go on dates if

I want to.

of course you can.

You can do whatever you'd like.

I just always want to be on

The same page, you know?

I don't wanna hurt your feelings

By going on a date.

not really looking for the

Relationship.

I'm enjoying being single.

? staring ?

♪ at the blank page before you ♪

♪ open up the dirty window ♪

♪ let the sun illuminate ♪

♪ the words ♪

♪ that you could not find ♪

♪ reaching for something ♪

♪ in the distance ♪

♪ so close you can ♪

♪ almost taste it ♪

♪ release your inhibitions ♪

♪ feel the rain on your skin ♪

♪ no one else can ♪

♪ feel it for you ♪

♪ only you can let it in ♪

♪ no one else ♪

♪ no one else can ♪

♪ speak the words on your lips ♪

♪ drench yourself ♪

♪ in words unspoken ♪

♪ live your life ♪

♪ with arms wide open ♪

♪ today is ♪

♪ where your book begins ♪

♪ the rest is still unwritten ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ ♪

? I don't wanna live a life ?

♪ of moderation ♪

♪ I walk around ♪

♪ like I'm a millionaire ♪

♪ and if you're wondering ♪

♪ about my situation ♪

♪ all you need to know ♪

♪ is I'm mr. Right now ♪

thanks for lunch, baby.

you're welcome.

Well, I talked to kristin,

And lo, and steph, and everyone,

And we're all gonna go out.

oh, yeah?

do you wanna come?



I always want to hang out

With you or to be with you,

But at the same time I want to

Hang out with my friends too.

and I encourage that.

I don't want no drama.

no.

? no drama ?

so if we all are friends and

We all hang out, then it's

Perfect.

that would be.

We'll be there or be not there.

be there.

Come on!



I'll be waiting at home in my

Candy thong.

god.

reading catcher in the rye.

only you.

? I've stayed blown away ?

♪ loving everything you say ♪

♪ oh baby ♪

♪ you sound ridiculous ♪

♪ laugh out loud ♪

♪ you stand out in a crowd ♪

such a beautiful place.

I know.

I love this little melrose place

Area.

I know, me too.

What'd you do earlier?

oh, I had an a.A. Meeting.

oh, you did?

yeah.

I need, like, something more

In my life though than just

Going to a.A.S and going to

Bed at 10:00.

You know, I want a guy now.

I feel like I'm finally, like,

In the place where I'm good

Enough to be able to handle

That.

yeah.

]]e, I'm s

Yoyou know, I finally have just

Let go of spencer and heidi and,

Like, all of that baggage.

well, scott and I have a guy

For you.

oh, my god, are you kidding?

his name is max.

He's one of scott's really good

Friends.

What if I called max and we set

Up a double date?

but, like, shouldn't you,

Like, tell him, like, I don't

Drink?

That's gonna freak him out.

I'm 23 and I'm sober.

I mean, in a normal world

I should have just started

Drinking two years ago.

well, here's the thing,

If somebody freaks out about it

They're not a good enough person

For you to date.

You deserve better than that.

all right, okay.

Okay, thank you, thank you.

you're welcome.

? everyone but me ?

♪ could see it ♪

♪ everyone but you ♪

♪ could feel it ♪

♪ tell me how on earth ♪

♪ we missed this ♪

♪ hey ♪

♪ maybe it's too plain to see ♪

popcorn.

I could smell it.

I know, it smells so good.

This is twist-off, but that's

All right.

So you and ryan are good, right?

Do you feel better now that you

Guys have talked and--

I do because now I know he's

Not gonna go on any other dates

Or be interested in anyone else.

Having a label sometimes,

It just makes things feel

Secure.

What about you and brody?

we're having a good time,

You know?

But I don't know.

well, I think it's good to

Have fun and just, like, go out,

Hook up, whatever, but just keep

Your guard up because he's

Obviously out playing the field.

But whenever you guys are

Together, it's like it seems

Like you guys are, like,

"together" together,

And it's so obvious.

Like, anyone could walk in

A room and see you guys and be

Like, "oh, they're a couple."

I know, we just have this,

Like, crazy chemistry.

and you're not getting, like,

Attached.

I don't know.

who knows?

I'm gonna call brody,

See where he is.

I have a no-phone-at-table

Rule.

do you?

mm-hmm.

um, that's like

The third time today it's gone

Straight to voicemail.

that's rude.

I feel like whenever guys are

Like that, they're, like, guilty

Or like--

he's never been like that

Before.

He's acting really weird.

that was my friend kristin.

She's my ex-girlfriend from four

Or five years ago, long time

Ago, but she's a nice girl.

We'll always be friends.

cheers.

To meeting new people in l.A.

mckaela.

brody.

I want to know, you gotta

Tell me about you.

I've lived here for six

Months now.

yeah?

it's still an adjustment.

I think the hardest thing for me

Is trying to find genuine

Friends.

I can be a genuine friend.

oh, really?

did you say to me, the night

We met, did you that you surfed?

I remember you saying something

About surfing.

I'm like, girls don't surf.

I guess I just have to

Prove it to you, don't I?

oh, so you do surf?

I can show you a battle wound

On my foot.

you got scarred from surfing?

Where? Let's see this.

I'm not taking anything off

Here.

oh, let me see. Oh, oh, here.

Oh, wow.

? yeah ?

let's get out of here.

Thank you so much, bro.

Appreciate it, man.

god, is it raining?

It's cold.

oh, my god. Here.

Get under the umbrella, quick,

Quick, quick; oh, this is

Perfect, just keep raining.

? release me ?

♪ release my body ♪

♪ I know it's wrong ♪

♪ so why do I keep coming back ♪

one, two, three, all the way

Around the horn.

no, let's do these three

In a line, come on.

all right.

I've known you since I was

What?

14, 15.

you used to drive me around

'cause I didn't have my driver's

License; you were the old man.

I'm like, "he's old.

He can drive me around."

I even remember sitting in

Your bathroom and you looking

At--staring at yourself in the

Mirror for about six hours a

Day, popping sááá on your face.

That was pretty good.

Really get into it.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

yeah, break to the left.

so you're bringing a new bird

Around the flock of--

wild animals.

yeah.

no, I told kristin about

Mckaela.

Boom.

She got all quiet and weird,

Like a chick.

if she doesn't have some

Sharp teeth, it's gonna be tough

To bring her around the crew,

You know?

Even if she's nice, like, I

Think those girls will just

Eat her up alive, man.

oh, I'm not gonna not bring

Her around 'cause of that.

It's like, aren't people allowed

To just, like, hook up and just

Be friends?

last time I checked that was

Cool, casual dating--

yeah, exactly, casual--

you know, that's why you just

Never have that conversation

To begin with.

Don't go to any lunch or

Breakfasts or coffees.

lunch or breakfasts.

Is that the date--

that's when it comes up the

Next day, or pillow talk.

you just have to wake up and

You have to pretend like you're

Doing something.

Yeah, like, "oh, god, I gotta--"

And then you get ready all fast,

And then they walk out and then

You're like, "oh, I just gotta

Go grab something real quick."

And you just jump straight back

Into bed.

do you want sugar or

Anything?

yes.

I'm glad that I finally

Convinced ryan to come tonight

To jane's house.

glad you convinced ryan to

Let you come here.

oh, my god.

you have, like, literally

Been m.I.A.

I've just been with him all

The time.

So I finally told him like,

"I know that my friends are

Drama but, for me, can you just

Come and, like, hang out and

Give it another sh*t?"

So I think everyone's gonna be

There tonight, and I just hope

That he has a good time and--

I mean, brody's gonna be there,

So hopefully him and brody will

Get along because--

'cause of kristin, yeah.

is lo coming?

Have you talked to her?

yes.

Oh, my god, she found a guy

For me.

she did?

yeah, it's one of scott's

Friends.

ohh.

so we're gonna go on

A double date, so it's not,

Like, too weird, like--

that's good.

Do you know anything about him?

oh, yeah, I totally asked lo,

Like, 20 questions.

he has a car?

you know that's a standard,

And yes, he does.

He has a job also.

good.

he is a professional lacrosse

Player.

I don't know what lacrosse is.

but he's an athlete,

So that's a good thing.

yes, but I just--I don't know

If the timing is right.

I just, I feel like my life is

Really complicated right now.

yeah.

so everyone's gonna, like,

Have a drink, and obviously I'm

Not going to and he's gonna be

Like, "why aren't you having

A drink?"

I'm gonna have to tell him I got

A d.U.I.

And then he's probably gonna be

Like, "how's your family?"

I'm gonna have to tell him that

My brother and I don't speak.

There's just, like, so much.

I just, I feel like it'd be

Scary for someone to hear, like,

All the complications.

well, I don't think you need

To tell him everything.

It's the first date.

Just keep it light and have fun.

it's not light once you've

Been to jail, audrina.

oh, my god.

♪ ♪

? baby ?

♪ before I love and leave you ♪

♪ they call me heartbreaker ♪

hi.

hi. How are you?

this is audrina.

This is ryan.

mckaela. Nice to meet you.

let's squeeze you guys in.

Come on.

hello.

oh, what's up, guys?

mckaela.

Nice to meet you.

kristin's gonna flip out

When she comes.

why would she flip out?

I don't know, maybe not.

? I'm only gonna break ?

♪ break your, break ♪

♪ break your heart ♪

♪ I'm only gonna break ♪

♪ break your, break ♪

♪ break your heart ♪

♪ I'm only gonna ♪

oh, look who it is.

Here we go.

hey!

kristin.

how are you?

hello, hello, hello.

what up?

So, uh--

what?

nothing, never mind.

no, what?

never mind.

I expected a nice hug, but okay.

what am I supposed to do,

Lean all the way over?

yeah, come over here.

True.

By the way, mckaela, this is

Kristin.

Kristin, mckaela.

nice to meet you.

that was very non-genuine,

But okay.

what are you talking about?

are you okay with this right

Now?

it's just annoying.

They're holding hands.



I love how you're just loving

Life right now.

♪ ♪

hi, girlies.

how are you?

I'm all right.

How are you?

He's, like, all over, like,

Rubbing her back and .

well, at least you know now.

I'd rather find out now than

In, like, three months when I

Really start having feelings

For him again.

you did start--

yeah, I started though.

look at this little girl

Situation over here.

I'm not part of it.

no, you're all right.

I wish they would embrace you

A little more.

I'm not gonna lie, it's

A little intimidating.

would you like to get out of

Here and go somewhere else?

'cause I'd rather get away from

Them, to be honest.

Come on.

are you guys leaving?

I mean, we're so secluded.

You guys are having your own

Fun.

This is the first girl that

You've met that I've ever

Brought out and you're not even

Being nice to her.

what am I supposed to do,

Go sit next to her and hold her

Hand?

Was I rude to you at all?

say hello.

was I rude to you?

say hello.

jerk.

Oh, my god, are you kidding me?

I'm sorry I didn't hold her

hand.

Ugh!

? this right here ?

♪ this right here ♪

♪ this is hollywood life ♪

? 'cause your love ?

♪ your love, your love ♪

♪ is my drug ♪

♪ your love, your love ♪

♪ your love ♪

I still can't get over last

Night, brody bringing that girl

And being all over her in front

Of me.

I understand that he's gonna

Date other girls and he was very

Honest with me about it.

But he was rubbing her back

And her hair.

it was just uncomfortable

For everybody.

He was, like, all over her.

and then to yell at me on top

Of it, saying that I was rude to

Her.

you can't act like you care.

well, I'm not gonna go out of

My way to care.

I'm hanging out with the guy

You're hanging out with, so it's

A little awkward.

I don't blame you.

It's like he brought her there

Just to flaunt her in front of

You.

It was just, like, awkward.

it's like, "I'm sorry, brody.

What am I supposed to do,

Go out of my way to be best

Friends with her so that you

Feel okay?"

Like, what's that about?

well, I mean, if she didn't

Know about you guys, now she

Does; she has to.

unless she's an idiot, she

Has to know that something's up.

kristin, you knew this was

Gonna end up bad though with you

And brody.

yeah, I mean, I guess I

Didn't know really what I

Thought.

I don't know.

I don't know what's gonna happen

Now but--

you have to go talk to him.

? no matter ?

♪ how hard I try ♪

♪ can't keep out of trouble ♪

♪ and I don't know why ♪

what color shoes are you

Thinking, just black?

wait.

oh, my god, those are

Amazing.

right?

those are hot.

but are they too hot?

Is he gonna think I'm like--

no, no, no, girlfriend.

You wear the shoes.

Oh, they're here.

He just sent me a message.

stop. Oh, my god.

are you excited?

stop it.

okay, I'll go get 'em.

You put your shoes on and grab

Your purse.

ugh.

hi.

what's up?

hi. Hi, max.

hey, how are you?

good.

? running late to work ?

♪ when I saw ♪

♪ his colorful flashy side ♪

♪ they were messing ♪

♪ with my mind ♪

oh, here she is.

how you doing?

you guys know each other.

how are you?

good. You?

This is my friend max.

hi, I'm stephanie.

good to meet you.

stephanie, max.

Max, stephanie.

going to the special spot,

The "w" in westwood.

Have you been there before?

what?

have you been to the "w"

Before?

yes, I have been.

I really like it.

Are you guys--oh, my god, are

You guys for real right now?

Let's just go.

? no matter how hard I try ?

♪ can't keep out of trouble ♪

♪ and I don't know why ♪

I'll have a glass of

Sauvignon blanc.

I'm gonna have grey goose

On the rocks.

yeah, same.

oh, both of you.

may I have a coke?

it's a heck of a week.

heck of a week, the whole

Thing.

so wait, scott's your boss?

not really.

Max, actually we have an apparel

Line, and he's our spokesguy.

max, are you the model?

]]

stephanie, you're dating

A model.

like, beckham, ess--

Yeah, essentially beckham.

how old are you?

24.

when's your birthday?

August 16th.

what's your sign?

uh, leo.

I like what's happening right

Now.

can you guys not--

things are getting weird.

stars are aligning.

it's funny.

I'm gonna run to the

Bathroom really fast.

I'm gonna come with.

nice little setup.

she's cute.

he's actually, like, really

Cool.

I'm surprised.

are you, like, into it?

Do you think it's going well?

I wish he wasn't 24.

I wish he was, like, 30.

stephanie, like, don't focus

On that kinda stuff.

If you like him, go for it.

Who cares if he's young?

He's clearly far beyond any guy

That I've ever known you to

Date.

It's like, sorry to say--

you know what, lo?

I'm just the matchmaker,

Okay?

you are the matchmaker.

]]

? I didn't want ?

♪ your memory ♪

we're gonna go wait for

The car, okay?

okay.

you cold?

Did you have fun?

I had a good time.

Would you want to do this again?

yeah.

Like dinner or something?

yeah, that'd be cool.

Without team scott and lo?

yeah.

cool if I got your number

And did it that way, the whole

Thing?

here, I'll put it in.

? I just wanted you ?

good job, kid.

♪ ♪

? and I just wanted you ?

♪ yeah, I just wanted you ♪

hi.

what's up?

nothing.

come on in.

thanks.

oh, just gonna walk right by?

um, I don't think that you

Really deserve a hug after--

oh, I don't think you deserve

A hug, but I'll still give you

One.

You're mad at me?

yeah, let's talk about that.

At jane's house, I felt like you

Were being really rude by being

All over mckaela right in front

Of me like that.

well, I thought you were

Being rude by not paying

Attention to her.

I said hello to her.

you said hello and then you

Sat down with the wolf pack and

You guys like...

'cause I was a little upset

About the whole thing.

And then I have, like, lo and

Stacie like, "oh, my god,

Kristin, are you okay?"

obviously I'm allowed to like

Whoever I want, and, you know,

I do like mckaela and I like

You.

well, figure it out.

You know, I'm not gonna wait

Around while you figure out what

You wanna do.

It's not fair.

but who is it not fair to?

We're friends.

brody, shut up.

I just don't understand how you

Don't see my point of view.

I see your point of view.

I do understand.

no, you don't.

You think that I was being rude

To mckaela.

I thought that we were on

A different understanding.

I said to you, "I'm allowed to

Date other girls and you're

Allowed to date other guys."

brody, you were all over her.

Like, just out of respect for

Each other, I would never in

A million years bring around

Some guy and be all over him the

Way that you were all over

Mckaela in front of you.

It's just disrespectful.

It's not cool, and I thought

That we were friends before

Anything and friends don't do

That sort of thing to each

Other.

exactly, you just said it,

"friends."

Girlfriend and boyfriend don't

Do that to each other.

okay, I'm sorry that I wasn't

Nice to your new little

Girlfriend, brody.

she's not my--hey, first of

All, first of all--

you don't understand where

I'm coming from.

first of all, she's not my--

it's like nothing goes

Through your head, brody.

listen to you.

You're freaking out over--

so good luck with mckaela.

I hope it works out real well

For you.

we're friends, kristin.

Remember that.

shut up.

whatever.

? like a record on repeat ?

♪ you are not ♪

what you first seemed ?

♪ it's been one too many ♪

♪ times good-bye, good-bye ♪