10x03 - The Muff-Truff Experience

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

There's no flat water.

As much as you hate to hear it,
I hate to tell you even more.

Bossing is I'm gonna
push you down, make you do it.

That's what
you're just gonna do.

That does not sit
well with me at all.

The pain's getting worse.
Not better.

There we go.

I thought I'd be
running track by now.

Sh..., I can barely
- ing stand up.

Mother.....er.

I'm dressing up.

It's gonna be hard to
concentrate on anything else.

Shut up.

I do enjoy the company
of the fairer sex.

Sex being the operative word.

I know that Camille likes Ben,
but she's been a bitch to me,

so I think I'm
still gonna flirt with him.

We're getting
more than we paid for.

[shouting]

Did you enjoy that?

[alarm sounds]

[yawns]

- How are you doing?
- Tired.

No.

Yep, nice.

Where am I?

- Morning.
- Morning.

How are you doing?

[groans]

[alarm sounds]

[grunts]

Ross, Ross, Lee.

Go ahead, captain.

It looks like
the weather's clear, so...

time to move to the dock.

Make sure
everything is ready to go.

Copy that. Will start
pulling in the nautiboys.

I'm not getting better.

As a captain, you're always
used to being in control.

And to have
to relinquish that control,

even to your own body,

that's a hard thing for
somebody like me to deal with.

It pisses me off.

We need to organize that
mess down the middle there.

Not yet, mate.

[alarm sounds]

I'm really tired,
so I don't

feel really
talking that much today.

So I'm going to
be really quiet.

- Gotcha.
- Thank you.

The first charter
sucked immensely.

You got new crew and all
of us learning a new boat.

She's bigger than Moby's d*ck.

It's so important for me
to do better this next round.

I need to get my sh... together.

- Morning, Rachel.
- Morning, sweetheart.

[alarm sounds]

- Did you see Katie?
- No, I haven't seen her.

I was just literally just
coming...

I'm going to go
and wake up Katie.

I'm a little bit
pissed with Katie.

Partying goes hand in
hand with working on yachts.

Sometimes you're bleeding
alcohol out of the skin.

However, you need to
be able to show up for work.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

We're, uh, we're already doing
tendering and everything.

I'll speak to you about,
but I just don't have time.

Okay. I didn't know what time
we were supposed to get up...

I told everyone last night,


We're up to eight tomorrow,
by the way.

- Eight?
- Sorry, what's that, 12?

You need to get
on deck right now.

We'd like pulling stuff.
We're pulling up the hook.

- We're going on the dock.
- My bad.

Gross.

All right,
let's get out of here.

Copy that.
Katie, we're hauling.

- Katie?
- Yeah.

- Hauling.
- Yeah, you're good.

Ross is just
pulling out the anchor.

I literally just rolled
out of bed.

The heaving line...

Don't you do both?

- The little one first.
- Okay.

And then the big one.

I have no bra on right now.

Anchor in the pocket.

Copy that,
let's get out of here.

I'm tired of you, bitch.

Oh, that pillow is disgusting.

What the [bleep] is that, babe?

They look very different.

Oh, absolutely mortifying.

Stop making me laugh,
it's too much.

Darling, there's no skill.

- Get the weight in the top.
- Yeah.

Grab it by
the top and put it down.

- Hold at the top.
- Hold at the top.

Wiggle.

And then you grab it
where you want it.

- Fold it under.
- And you fold it under.

When I was in my early 20s,

I had the chief stew from hell.

Bitch made me sleep
in the bloody laundry room

for two months.

- No. Oh God,
- What have I done?

The complete opposite
of what's been asked.

Oh my gosh.
Was it the other way?

- Yeah.
- But Fraser is so patient.

He's kind.
He's my boat mummy.

- I did it. That's it, isn't it?
- Yeah.

You're like
the bed whisperer, aren't you?

I love housekeeping.

I'm on the good old fender
where it needs to be watch.

You're going to be
between here and the stairs.

Get you sh... straight now
because I'm heading in

and I want radio silence
and I mean radio silence.

I hear one
peep out of the interior,

somebody's ass is on the line.

The first time you're docking
a new boat, it's intense.

You can't go into it with

"I think I can get it to the
dock"

No, there's none of that sh...

This is your job.
Get it to the dock.

Quit sniveling.

- God damn it.
- Port side.

Parked boats, 25 feet.

Port bow 30 feet and
closing to the dock.

Seems like we're
going in awful fast.

Right here is about
where I'm going to start reverse

because I just want
to catch on up.

Cap, bow's 15 feet and holding.

Okay, let's ease her on in.

- Send a line.
- Yes, sir.

Tony, this is going to
be quick.

I need you to take
all the tension up.

It's going to be quick.

Straight on there.
Nice, Katie.

Take it up, Tony.

- All right.
- Take it up. Take it up.

Come on, let's take it up.
Take it up.

We don't
have all g*dd*mn day.

You tell me when
the fender's being squeezed.

Strong tension on
the bowline, Cap.

Copy that, thank you.

Now!

Let's tighten up
on the spring lines please.

Come on, Katie.

Cap, foredeck.
The lines are sitting nice.

Happy, all lines are good.

Roger that, thank you gentlemen.

Seems like you've done
that before.

Once or twice.

Why?

Your priorities today are
to get laundry in a place

and then I need you to just do
some of the crew laundry stuff.

Oh, got it. Okay.

Thank you, bub.

We'll get some
washing going, I guess.

Yeah. He might want to wear
your jackets, your rain jacket.

- We can do that.
- Ross. Ross. Lee.

Go ahead, Captain.

Can I get you and the
rest of your deck team

up to the bridge, please?

Oh, boy.
Copy, on the way.

We tried.

Jeez, that.....ing steam.

I love how your inside
with sunglasses on.

Ow, I always do that.
It's the 15th time.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- Haven't seen you yet.
- So...

I thought
we did a good job today.

Thank you.
Docking came off flawlessly.

You guys are doing a good
job and I do appreciate it.

Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.

Carry on.

- Thanks, cap.

- Thank you.
- Let's go, guys.

Interior, interior.
Let's go have a meeting

in the Sky Lounge, please.

On my way, Fraser.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Hi.

- How are we doing?
- Great.

- Good.
- Good?

Well, guys,
I just wanted to say, obviously,

overall, we're going through
teething issues at the moment.

It got dark at some point,

but we got through it and we're
going to get to that again.

So we continue
thinking sh... we are lowest low,

but we still just did it.

I think we all
get along really well.

- Generally.
- Definitely.

- Generally, yes.
- Generally.

I know that you told Camille

to finish up
the Sky Lounge and then

she stomped her feet
a little bit at the fact

that I was asking her
to vacuum up the crew area.

We're not going to always see
eye to eye on the same thing.

That is human nature.
That is life. That is so normal.

But we're going to be
short with each other.

- Let's try not.
- Right.

You guys are amazing.
Thank you so much.

Brilliant, let's go.

Okay. Thank you.

Damn it, [bleep] me in the ass.

Oh, that's
the most terrible noise.

Right, let's take a tea break.

All right,
I'll see you down there.

Katie, I'll just have
a quick word with you here.

Yeah.

All right,
as you know,

I mean, I'm pretty sure
I told everyone 7:15.

I know. I totally
didn't hear that.

Obviously, you know,
I'm not happy about it.

We can't be late on deck.

It lets
the rest of the team down.

Of course.

It's probably not coincidental.

it happened after an evening out
with alcohol involved.

- Yeah.
- Obviously we don't want to

make a repeat performance of it.

It definitely does suck
more when

you're getting reprimanded
and you're messing up

in front of the guy
that you have a crush on.

You know,
being a girl on deck,

you do have to kind of work
harder than the guys and

you do have to prove to
yourself day in and day out.

It's such a sinking feeling.
It's like... sh...

If it happens again, I will have
to let Captain know about it.

Yeah, of course.

Coming up...

Smile. Smile.
Hold on, hold on.

Babe, what are you doing?

She literally yanked
a wig off of a living lady.

Uh... mmm...

If you don't check her,
I'm going to check her.

And that's sh...
not going to go okay.

Rachel...

Oh my God, okay.

Yeah, man, this is all right.

You can just throw
it back there.

- From here to here.
- Yeah.

Party in captain's cabin!

So, can we come in, sir?

Yes. That's a little bit
after the fact,

but of course you can.

- How are you doing?
- I'm excellent.

I am particular
about my clothing.

I was actually in
the laundry room thinking,

like I'm sure you get
used to this.

Crease always goes in the front.

Casual shirts, they get
pressed but never dried.

Right.

We work on a super yacht,
not a.....ing tramp steamer.

That shirt had more
wrinkles than a basketball.

I'll repress.

But rest assured, I'll
be more than happy

to teach you.

- We're on a superyacht.
- Understandable.

- What is this?
- What are we scrubbing?

This is a sports pole.

- That's so cute.
- This could be yours.

Probably is
about the right height.

Perfect. Yeah.
Look at it. Almost too big.

We re-ironed his shirts,
like eight times now.

Thank you.
I love activities.

I don't like sitting still.
Unless I'm tired.

What is the craziest activity
that you have ever done?

Sh..., I've jumped
out of plane's drunk.

still from the night before.

No, I'm not even kidding.

What's the craziest
thing you've done?

Play with sharks, huh?

Okay, so we've
done that in the Bahamas.

I really like Rachel because
I think she's crazy as hell.

- Yeah, we did the same.
- Woo!

She is just like one
of my ex-girlfriends,

and she feeds me so
immediately I love her

because she's
putting food in this belly.

My second officer was chumming
the water inside the cage.

That.....er.

Ross, Rachel and Mr. Olender,
could I see you three

up in the sky lounge for
a preparation meeting, please?

Copy, Captain.
Coming now.

I am greasy.

Pick them up.

Okay, we've got Michelle Pearl.

She's an E.R.
doc based in Seattle.

Michelle and her girlfriends,
they've been

traveling the world
together since

they met back
in their residency.

Ten years as E.R. physicians.

So it's all about the party.

Day one, Hollywood glam night.

Multi course menu,
highlighting truffles.

I love truffle.
It's rich.

It's great on everything.

It's going to be epic
and they're going to love it.

You pay me to come in
and I will.....ing slaughter

the [bleep] out of
whatever you need.

I am the menu m*rder*r.

Night two,
they want a beach picnic,

and then we come back for a red,
black and gold vintage

Moulin Rouge dance party.

It's a late pickup,
so no need for lunch.

- I like it.
- This sounds like we're going

to have a good
time with these people.

[chuckles]

Thank you, sir.

- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

You turned the sink on
and left this in the sink.

Oh, I so didn't.

- You did.
- We got a poltergeist.

Maybe...

- Captain Lee?
- Come in.

I'm going to get this right. Eventually.

You will.
No problem.

- Looks great.
- That's good.

Gold coast.

It's like right on the border
of Queensland and South Wales.

But people ask me
where I'm from

and everyone thinks
I'm like, Spanish.

Italiano!

I'm indigenous Australian.

Like native Australian.

That's why I'm this color.
Dad is white, mom is dark.

A cool study found that the
Australian indigenous people,

like, from my heritage

are the oldest living
culture at the moment.

So I'm actually more
Australian than anyone

you've probably ever met.

In primary school,
the kids would be

like, oh, you're dark,
you should be with a dark girl.

So I think I was kind of lucky
that they got us away from that.

Went to the east coast
where everything is a bit more,

I suppose,
accepted and everyone's

tanned already, so you can't
tell who's different anyway.

Yeah.

And I think, like...

We found some
common ground within that.

Something to
build something off.

Exactly.

My man.
We're the same skin.

- Yeah.
- That's so funny, man.

[belches]

What the...

Was that my arse?

It's me.
It's all right.

Nothing to see here.

Just don't walk
right into that vicinity.

You need to pay attention
today and start working.

This is all of our mixers

and liqueurs and
stuff like that.

I love you so much.

And then this
is all of our liquor.

Cool. Yeah,
you guys.....ing...

Phew.

Tired by now?
Jesus.

- We got pizza.
- Woo.

Yay!

Oh, I just got so my tits
are so sweaty.

Guys, our Captain,
I feel so bad for him.

He clearly is just like...

Don't, it actually
really upsets me.

So disappointed in himself.

- And that's so sad...
- Really upsets me.

- ...to like watch.
- It's really not nice.

Every time I see him,
every time I walk in his room,

His eyes are like,
yay, somebody's here.

Captain Lee, unfortunately
can't move fast at the moment.

It concerns me.

I don't want him
to ever be in a sticky situation

to where he can't
perform to his full capacity.

My father is very sick.

He's not able to physically
accomplish the things

he wants to accomplish.

So when I see Captain Lee
like this, I feel like I do have

a bit of an understanding
of what he's going through.

- It makes me sad.
- He wants to be a part of this.

He really does
want to be a part of it.

Coming up...

Coming towards the dock.

Closing.

We gotta get that stern off.

We're gonna
hit where we can't fender.

God damn it!

[yawns]

[grunting]

[grunting]

I'm exhausted.

Haley.
Camille. Alissa.

Come on.

- Morning.
- Morning.

Morning.

Let's start getting those buckets

for the wipe down
prepared and put the flag up.

Yes. Let's get that.....ing
thing up.

You guys, before you make
the beds, look under them.

See if there's
anything in the little

ports that are down there.

- Got it?
- Yeah, yeah.

Okay. See you all later.

- Let's go this way.
- To here?

No, that goes over here.
There you go.

What are you doing? We've never
done that before in our lives.

Oh, my gosh.
Look at the lampshade.

All crew, all crew, provisions
on the dock.

Interior, if you wouldn't
mind helping,

that would be great
for this one.

Oh, my gosh. This part sucks.

Up and down and up
and.....ing down.

Got all pretty. I'm just
going to sweat it all off.

- How are we doing, Katie?
- Good.

After oversleeping
the night before,

I definitely have
that pressure.

In Miami, Yacht owners look at
you and think,

oh, she just wants to be
someone's sugar baby.

I'm not like that.

It might be a pretty face,
but I know how to rock it.

There you go, darling.

- I really need a pillow.
- And this is clean.

Wait, do you not have one?

I have one, but it's
like rock hard and large.

You don't like
rock hard and large?

Oh, I love rock hard and large.

- But not...
- For your head.

Under my head.

- More like...
- In front of your head.

In my face.

Okay, well, that was
a great conversation.

I'll see you later.

Attention all crew,

charter guests will be here
in 30 minutes.

Let's get changed.

What are we going to get
changed into now, though?

- Whites.
- I've got yours right here.

Okay. I'll come back.
Do you have yours ready?

I'll press my own
and you change.

Okay, great.

- Alissa?
- Yes?

Can I borrow
you one second, please?

- Yes.
- What's in here?

- This is sauvignon?
- This is all white.

I know for sure.

Yeah, you just
incorporate into that time

- that you need to get ready.
- Okay, great.

Cool.

God.

Do I look like
a ginger pineapple?

Why am I nice enough
to offer to do it myself?

Getting the boy uniforms?
No, it's not.

You know how Camille
was supposed to do her whites?

She didn't finish it,
and I thought she had something

to do, so I was like,
you go do what you got to do.

And then she likes Fraser, she's
like, can I go take a cigarette?

Fraser needs to stop being
so lenient with Camille.

It's kind of getting
on my nerves right now.

It's backfiring on the team and
it's making me feel like sh...

How can you feel comfortable

putting the job that was
assigned to you

on somebody else
to go take a cigarette?

That's nice.

- Not you.
- No, I know that.

But maybe you.

Tony, if you just
want to go top to bottom,

- just looking for details.
- No problem.

Attention, all crew,

I need everybody on
the aft deck in five.

Copy that, Captain.

[cheering]

I cannot believe
we're doing this.

[bleep] no.
How close are they?

There's a lot of
glamor on the dock.

There's a lot
of glamor right here.

- There we go.
- Right?

- Hey.
- Yay.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- We're so happy to be here.

- Glad to have you.
- Michelle, nice to meet you.

- Captain Lee.
- Fraser, nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard.
- Alla.

- Ben
- Cheers.

[cheering]

Welcome aboard, ladies.

We are here at your service

to just knock this out
of the park.

It's so nice to do something
for somebody that has sacrificed

the way they have
over the last two years.

These are the doctors
you're going to see

when you go into
the emergency room,

and they're
going to save your life.

If you want to get drunk and
puke over the side of the boat,

guess what? Cappy will be right
there holding your hair back.

Their service and dedication
means that much to me.

I'm going to have
Mr. Olender give you a tour of

the vessel
and we will get underway.

- All right.
- Thank you, guys.

Thank you.

Do you want
to follow me up here?

Yes.

The girls always have
so much sh...

We're going to try and
avoid taking glassware

on any of the decks

just because I don't want
anyone getting hurt.

Even though your nurses,
I'm pretty sure you can...

...Deal with it.

Doctors, sorry.

This is awkward.

Glad I did that now, right?

Don't forget Louis.
Constant charter guest, Louis.

- This is your master suite.
- Is this yours?

We could probably fit three
or four ladies in this room.

Right now, we're going to have
snacks go up.

And I also
have bread, too, to go.

Yeah, cool.

So this is our...

Sam and
I will take the twin beds,

and then you can
have the big bed yourself.

Yeah, but I don't need that.

- Well, then we...
- They want theirs.

Oh, excuse me, okay. Fine.

Listen...

[chattering]

- Prepare to disembark.
- Copy. Standing by.

Standing by on the bow.

All right, let's go.
Bow to stern, commencing now.

And pull, pull, pull, pull.

Let's hustle on
that g*dd*mn stern line.

Pull it in, Katie. Go, go, go.

Roger that. Thank you.

...holding.

Can you watch
the fenders, please?

Yeah.

Starboard quarter five feet.

Coming towards the dock. Closing.

We got to get that stern off.

There's a lot of wind,

so the boat's not as responsive
as I would like it to be.

Closing 15 feet.


Closing 10 feet.

You can do a lot
of damage in 15 seconds

with 1000 tons on the move.

- Oh, it's moving.
- I don't like it.

Closing four feet.

But it's getting close to a spot
where a fender can't reach.

We're going to hit.

Starboard quarter three feet, closing.

God damn it.

Cap, you're
gonna have to push ahead.

We're gonna
hit where we can't fender

God damn it.

Three feet.
Cap, forward.

You've got no
obstructions ahead.

Okay, we're opening fast.

Oh, my God.
That was so.....ing close.

Did I make you nervous?

Close doesn't count.

If you miss it by two inches,

you miss it by 20 miles,
you still missed it.

That's why you
get the big bucks.

All right, guys, let's
get these lines up to the bow.

- Thank you.
- This is beautiful.

- It's beautiful.
- Yeah, look at that view!

That looks amazing.

Alissa.

Florida.

I live in Orlando right now with

like, 100 Jamaican
family members, yeah.

That's how we do it,
though, right?

- My dad is from Jamaica.
- No, which one?

Yeah, he's from St. Anne.

[screaming]

My work ethic
definitely comes from my dad.

He moved to Delaware
from Jamaica

when he was twelve years old.

You can be my cousin.
We don't know.

He obviously was teased
for his accent,

the food that he ate, and
he went on to be a pilot,

a real estate agent,
an entrepreneur.

My relationship with my dad
right now is pretty rocky.

He's really controlling,
really strict.

But at the end of the day,
even if we're not close,

I still want to make him proud.

Can I get a double Bailey's?

For some reason,
I just want a rum cream.

Yes, sir.

I was thinking I'd give
Ben a go at doing the anchor.

I wanted to know
how you felt about that.

Has you been versed on it?

Yeah, we've been
training through it.

Okay.

Overall, the team's doing really
well. I'm very happy with them.

Ben's my most
experienced crew member,

and he knows what he's
doing in a lot of areas.

If you're comfortable
with it, so am I.

Yeah. It's important
that I manage to delegate

some of
the key responsibilities.

Otherwise I'm running around
this boat like a mental man.

[bleep], It's exhausting.

Thanks, Ross.
Well done at the dock.

Yeah, thank you. You too.

Skinny margarita.

Yes, girl.

Okay, deck team,
I think that went pretty well.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Coming up to the anchors,
how do you feel about being...

Yeah? Let's get these
fenders in,

let's get changed,
get some water,

and then let's get
back at it.

Michelle's my work wife.

We work three shifts together.

We run a pod in the E.R. together.

It's so great.

It's always good to
have friends at work.

Nothing more comforting
than running a code

with your best friend.

What's food for dinner?

Lamb.

It'll be tiny, little itty
bitty bites all doing truffle.

We're going to do
it kind of like an Italianesque

Mediterranean theme.

I love this.

I'm going to have
a Hollywood Glam-themed dinner.

I'm like, what the [bleep]?
You wouldn't have a dinner.

You'd be anorexia fueled
on cocaine, vodka, and hate.

And also, there's so
much decor for tonight's party

that I really need to
start thinking about that.

Yes, please.

Let's prep for anchor.

Copy, cap, you got Ben
up on the foredeck.

I'm like your dog
falling behind you.

- Yeah.
- And drop now.

I swear we'll be really cool.
We're very low maintenance.

Cap, that's four sh*ts on deck.

Copy that. Lock it in
right there.

Good job, Ben.

Copy that, Cap. Thanks.

- Extra spicy s'il vest plait.
- Absolutely.

- Same thing?
- Please, please, please.

No problem.

Camille, can I help
you with anything?

Oh, you know what you could do?

There's two skinny spicy
margs that need to go out.

Margs? Cool.

- It's good?
- Yeah.

- Yep.
- There you go.

[shrieking, laughing]

I've got your drinks
right here, okay?

We need more drinks!

More, more, more!

Alissa, Camille.

What can I do for you, boo?

Looking good, babe.
I'm looking good.

Oh, sh...

Who put that there?

Yeah, she's just
having a moment, I think.

We might actually
have to get you to move because

I think we're going
to try and tidy this.

I heard you, sorry,
I was carrying the drinks.

Hi, two skinny margaritas?

Interior. Interior. Can you
get into your blacks, please?

Agh!

Cankles on fire.

This is your cover up,
isn't it, baby?

- Pink one?
- Pink one's mine.

Okay, we'll take them
down to laundry and dry them.

Gorgeous. This is my
favorite time of the day, guys.

What, standing on the main aft
deck not doing anything?

Sunset?

How does one
do things around here?

That looks horrendous,
but what do you want from me?

We'll have an Oscar here.

I love this corny little party
that's about to pop off.

I know, right?

For tonight's dinner,
our charter guests

have requested truffle.

I call this
for all these beautiful,

wonderful women doctors,

the mufftruff experience.

Well, guess what? I can't
find my.....ing truffles.

So we're now having
a truffle kerfuffle.

[bleep]

Oh, damn it.

I can't.

Okay, we've got literally


to get everything up here.

Stars are going to be up here.

[shouting]

Sorry.

Jewel, you are 20
minutes late already.

Get your clothes on, sister.

First of all...

Jewel, I am a hungry
white bitch.

Yeah, we need to put
a big hose somewhere else.

All right, ladies, let's go.

Jewel, I need you,
honey, right now.

You make me wait to eat,
I am going to cut a bitch.

VIP.

What?

Welcome to
your Hollywood Oscar theme.

Yes. What?
Strut the red carpet, babe.

Wait the Oscar goes to...

Jewel Jones.
Jewel Jones.

I think the Oscar
goes to Michelle.

I think so. I think Dr. Pearl
deserves it every time.

Getting us
all here was...

- Miracle.
- Monumental.

A miracle.

I cannot believe
I.....ing did that.

I think I lost my truffle.

Please, dear Lord,
be in here.

If not, you know what?
Just I'm going to retire.

Okay, ready?
One, two, three.

Whatever you normally do, don't
do it because it's not working.

I like to look off to the side.
It's not working.

Babe, what are you doing?

She literally yanked
a wig off of a living lady.

Okay, ready?

Smile.
Smile.

Uh... Mmm...

I was just teasing you. Jewel.

I actually want to go
to the bathroom.

You want to come?
Come.

Sure.

Anybody need a top off?

Can I give you
a little top off?

If you don't check her,

I'm going to check her and that
sh... is not going to go okay.

I said everyone do
something different

and she pulls my hair.
Why is she pulling my hair?

It took everything in me not...

Michelle.

The blondie is
like tipsy as hell

and she pulled the Black woman
in the blue dresses wig

and it slipped back for real.

- Okay. Hold on.
- It's not working.

Babe...

It was literally...

That's hellish.

When is dinner?
The dinner is at nine.

- Hey, Fraser.
- Yeah?

Our dinner was supposed
to start a half an hour ago.

What's going on?
We're hungry.

I just gotta find the truffle.

No!

Let's go.
Let's do it, ladies, let's go.

How soon can you have
your first course on the table?

- I'm about to plate.
- Brilliant.

- Okay. Thank you.
- Amazing.

With a bigger sized vessel,

it's so easy
to lose sh...

Don't [bleep] with me today.

And I still can't
find the truffle.

I'm going to have to
pull out everything that has

truffle inside of it.

Truffle pecorino cheese,
truffle salts,

truffle powder,
lots of mushrooms

and maybe they won't notice.

Interior, I know it
sounds crazy, but

I got some stuff
to go out at the table.

No problem.

Hey, we have mushroom
and truffles.

I love me some truffles.

- Lovely.
- Mm-mm.

Hello.

What's going... you've got
black gloves on, too?

Yeah.
Bend over and cough.

It's kind of working
as an outfit going on here.

This is really
nice presentation.

Thanks. I pulled that
out of my.....ing snatch.

This is ready to go.

We're just going to use as many
hands as we can

to get this to the table.

Can you tell us the meal,
what it's about?

Why would you ever
grab somebody's hair?

You've got
beautiful truffle oil coated

buffalo mozzarella
and fresh tomatoes.

Superb.

That looks absolutely stunning.

It's amazing.
It's absolutely beautiful.

I really appreciate people

who could be like, oh yeah,
I had a really bad day

and I'm sorry.
It wasn't my best moment.

We're grown enough to not be
assholes at a certain age.

I'm working on that.

At a certain age you should
know not to be an assh*le.

- I stand by that.
- We are all human.

We all make mistakes.
I messed up. I'm sorry.

That smells like
heaven on earth.

- Thank you, baby.
- Thanks.

Ooh!
Voila!

This evening, you have a risotto
done in like a Sicilian style

with a trumpet mushroom sauté,

with a little bit
of Sicilian olive oil.

- Thank you.
- Everything has been delicious.

All right, just go, bro.

- You're going to bed?
- Are you going to stay?

- Yeah.
- Game over for me.

These are ready to roll.

Look at that. But that
goes to the queen bee.

Oh, so pretty.

- For the queen bee yourself.
- Ladies!

It is a vanilla honey
hannacata with fresh mangoes.

Your details and
the presentation is... mwa.

Not proud of myself
for this whole thing,

but, I mean, it just
pulled off

a truffle tasting menu
without truffle.

Please enjoy.

We resuscitated
this dinner service.

Be on the floor at 6:30.

- Go to bed now.
- I really appreciate that.

I'm going to be up at seven.

Can I get you any rose
or champagne, love?

Cool.

- I'm going to bed.
- Thank you.

Okay, mate.

Restocking the fridges
just real good.

The glass bottles of sparkling.

The glass bottles
of that fancy water.

Make sure
there's just a champagne.

There's no regard for
the amount of work I'm doing.

Being a deck stew, everyone
sees me as not doing enough

yet I'm doing twice the things.

Yeah. Champs, whispering angels,
and one rose.

And then...

I feel like the
runt in the pack.

I feel like the little baby
that can't get to the nipple.

I got to run
this drink really quick.

You want the shirt off?
I can take it off.

What?

This guy, right here,
with his shirt off.

[shouting]

- Camille.
- Yes.

Can you do this one down here?

What is it?

Girl, it's literally
what I told you to do.

[chattering]

Do you see the space where
more bottles can go?

- Oh, you wanted it...
- Full.

- Full...
- Stocked.

Stocked.

If you have so much time to
walk around and do these checks,

maybe you could grab it.

I would love
to not check your work,

but you're making me
check your work.

Camille just doesn't
want to do her job,

but she doesn't
want to be corrected,

which is just childish.

Five more sparkling.

Five more sparkling waters.

Good night, ladies.

Whoa.

Gonna go to bed.

This is like girl,
like we're done.

Everything is done
super yacht style?

Super-Camille-yacht style
for sure.

Yacht. All right. Good night.

Jokes on me.

All righty.

Ha ha ha.
I'm losing my mind.

[phone ringing]

Doctor.

Hey, captain.
How are you?

The problem I'm having, I've
lost all feeling in my left leg.

It just gives out.
It won't support anything.

We definitely
need to figure this out.

[alarm sounds]

[groans]

I'm craving pizza lately.

How are ya?

There's nothing we can do right
now. Is any of the guests up?

If they are awake by nine,
I would be very surprised

because I wouldn't do
it if I was them.

They didn't go to bed
until, like, 1:00.

- I cannot do it.
- I was going delusional.

I struggle with that sh...,
you know?

I don't like it.
I really don't like it.

It's like psychologically,
like t*rture.

This is how I lose my mind.
I will lose my mind.

I will get crampy. And then...
the dark side, you know?

Coming up...

We got cutlery and plates coming

with the guests.

God damn it.

The weather's clearing up.

We should be getting
the sun deck ready.

Oh, yeah.
I should change.

I see that you guys
wearing polos.

T-shirts is off charter.

- All right, see you there.
- We've got no guests up,

but everything's set up,
ready to go.

So if you want to
let me know what you're

doing for breakfast,
then we'll just go from there.

Our usual.

Never had so many uniforms
in my entire life.

So excited.
I cannot hide the happiness.

I can feel the vibes.

There's something different
this morning.

Like a disturbance
in the force.

I don't think Tony's realize
what yachting's all about.

It's a mother.....er
and it will get you.

Good morning.
Good morning.

Can I get some wellness
sh*ts for you too?

Sure.

Checking in on the laundo.

What do we have done?
Here we go.

Oh, that's disgusting.

You know,
I still feel like I'm going

to go down there
and steal some snacks.

Thank you.

I can go to the beach at


Right. I'll start
getting stuff over there.

I love hot pink.
I used to never wear pink

and now I'm like
I buy lots of pink stuff.

- Laundry complete.
- Right. Go take your break.

- Does that work?
- Yeah.

So you and Tony are going
to be on the beach to start.

Probably best if
you're in your wet clothes.

Interior, interior, I'm ready
for someone to be on standby

to take these up in one minute.
Not even.

I'm going to
the beach shortly and

then I'm going to swap
out with Alissa.

What I need you to do is
be in charge with Rachel

because I'm not going
to be there to run the service.

You're going to
run the whole thing.

Okay, copy that.
I'd love to do a beach picnic.

I wasn't supposed
to have this whole thing

- but it just happened. Okay?
- It's too moist.

You can't stop.

Watch your feet, because
it's still going to go up.

- Whatever.
- All right.

- Looks delicious.
- Start with this, and

I'll bring you some more
cutlery as well.

- Perfect. Thank you.
- Pleasure.

Didn't eat dinner Last night.

Camille, can I borrow you
for five minutes?

Just trying
to put it up real quick.

I'm on deck right now.

I just want to make that clear.
You're not my boss.

That's the lazy sh...
I'm talking about.

- Here's your bacon.
- Yes.

Is she my boss?

I'm on deck right now.
But you're running your mouth.

You could just give
me five to seven minutes.

Oh, that's gorgeous.
With that light?

The lighting is just...

Two platters,
but one for your halibut.

- Yes.
- I've got one for your chicken.

Guys, this is too much.

I can't go back to my day
to day life now.

Like, how am I supposed
to live normally now?

Thanks, mate.

Let me know
if you need anything.

Yeah, I will.

Put a table here
because they're going

to want to eat in the shade.

Okay. So I'll bring
one of the tables over here.

Yeah, so we'll
just do two on each end.

- Okay.
- That is great.

Can I draw a penis on there?
Yeah, you can if you want.

It would be funny.

Zhuzhing it up with a cock.

He's in.

- I know.
- Yes.

Finally, a time to
have fun, to relax,

to actually enjoy
this beautiful place.

I think we've done
a marvelous job, kiddos.

- I think we did, too.
- And you got it.

You made me proud.
Thanks, guys. Good luck.

Hey, buddy.

Go ahead and get changed now,
because the next trip is

your trip to the beach.
Yeah?

Oh, let's see this
deckhand abilities.

All right.

This is life.

I need to, like, refreshen up.

Can I please get
a copy on the coolers?

I could have a glass of wine,
but I keep feeling

we're going to leave.
We're not leaving.

I don't know where
the coolers are.

I never heard anything
about the coolers.

They're in the lockerette
by the ice machine.

Oh, no.

You cannot send the guests
without those cooler.

God damn it.

Don't make a big deal about it.

This is absurd, but I think
I've been a little bit too kind.

I can't just be Mr. Nice Guy.

I need to put my foot
down here and stop this.

I'm going to
have to be that bitch.

Was there wine in it?

Wow. I bet they're
right where I said they were.

Next on Below Deck...

- Can I touch your hair?
- Yeah, sure.

I've been wanting to do
that for a long time.

Yeah?

No. It ain't.....ing lukewarm.

That's super.....ed up.

And I'm not going to
- ing look at that.

[crying]

My mind's there,
my heart's there.

My body just won't cooperate.

Ah!

So I made a decision.