10x05 - His Watch Has Ended

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10x05 - His Watch Has Ended

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Previously on "Below Deck"...

Who"s on service right now?

It"s you two, right?

No, I"m here to assist
with the deck.

We"re all on
service, technically.

We"re all on service, that's
what I was going to say.

Got it.

We"re all on service.

You can"t stand around.
and not do sh...

Just asking Katie
if she likes Ross.

That"s.....ed up.

See if I can get out there
without embarrassing anyone.

That"s fine.

The left side of my body,
I don"t feel anything.

Oh, [bleep].

I expected a lot more progress
than I"m experiencing.

As you guys know,
I"ve been struggling.

So I"ve made a decision.

As you guys know, I"ve been
struggling with my mobility.

So I made a decision
to leave the boat.

- What?
- Oh, cap.

My mind"s there.
My heart"s there.

My body just won"t cooperate.

I"ve never quit.

And this time, I have to.

I finally gave myself
a plane ticket home.

But it"s round trip.

I"m going to go back
to the States,

get this straightened out,
and as soon as I do,

I"ll be on the first plane
back here and

tell whoever"s on board
to get the [bleep] off my boat.

[chuckling]

So I apologize.

I probably overstayed longer
than I should have,

but...

I"m pretty
- ing stubborn.

If anybody hadn"t noticed that.

It"s the right decision
because I am no longer an asset.

I am a liability right now
for the crew.

I"m going to hold them back.

And that hurts
That cuts me right to my core.

It"s brutal.

I"ll be leaving today.

The relief captain will be
here this afternoon.

So thank you for
putting up with me and...

Y"all got work to do.

Let"s get after it. Okay?

I"m big on always doing
the right thing,

no matter how difficult it is.

That"s what I
preach to the crew.

If I"m not going
to do it myself,

I don"t have any right to say
that to somebody else.

So I have to.

Nah, I"m going to get packed
in a few minutes.

- Okay.
- All right, honey.

Okay, I love you.

Come here.

[sobbing]

You"ve got to make this
season for him, okay?

I love Captain Lee
and I feel really sad

that he"s not
going to be here.

All we"re doing is going to
be for him, okay?

Okay.

He"s suffering
far more than we are, okay?

He needs to go home,
and he needs to get better.

We need to make sure
that we still

perform as if
Captain Lee"s here

and make him proud, because
that"s what he deserves.

Everything we do,
we just got to think about

doing it for captain.

I love you.

I think you"re missing something.

- My.....ing radio again?
- Nope.

Where is that.....ing thing?

- You know who"s got it?
- [bleep]

[laughing]

No!

That is not how I"m going
to leave you in this vessel.

That is not your
last memory of me.

Do you understand me, Captain?

I do understand you, sir.

Captain, you"ve been...

more than you can know

hugely helpful to all of us.

We"re going to do everything
we can this season for you.

I appreciate that.
Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Right. Well, this is going to
be exciting, isn"t it?

New captain.

That could be a disaster, too,
because when I looked at Ross

the first time, I was like,
Oh, God.

- And then it just...
- We"re screwed.

Devolved and developed
into a burning in your body.

I hope the new captain"s as
sexy as Captain Lee.

It"s not possible.

Interior. Interior. Fraser.

Can we all meet in the main
saloon, please?


Copy, we"re headed up now.

Deck team,
start the process.

Are you the new captain?

- Hi, ladies.
- Hello.

Just because Captain is going
for a brief moment,

he"s going to be back.

It"s okay.

Like, everything you do.
I want you to think of him.

Every little.....ing fight
you have between each of you,

any.....ing thing you
say to each other,

think about really
how important that is.

Let"s put our hands in together.

Sweaty, dirty hands.

Feel that disgustingness?

Because that"s the hard work
we"re going to put

through in this season. Yeah?

Now [bleep] off and
get this boat

back up to where
it needs to be.

What"s going on?

How are you?

I"m well.

What are you doing with
Ross, the Troublemaker?

Obviously, you saw us
in the hot tub.

He tried to kiss me
multiple times.

Did you kiss last night,
you guys?

Oh, yeah.

But like, Katie
obviously is into him.

Eww.

What do you mean, eww?
That"s.....ing sick.

No, I talking about for Ben
to go and, kiss me.

And you wonder why
she walked off upset?

How are you?

f*ring on all cylinders?

You just wanna make sure
that thing doesn"t k*ll me.

- I know you might.
- Just kidding.

Just kidding. Just kidding.

I was upset last night,
but it is what it is.

What, are you going to ruin
the rest of your trip

because, you know,
two people drunkenly made out?

Ross said his
connection was with me.

And so I"m not worried.

I really don"t care.

- Will you hold this?
- Is that my punishment?

No, you"re still
on my sh...-list.

I don"t know who these are.
They were in my clothes, so...

Do you want me
to show you how to...

No!

Like how to fold them properly?

- Don"t throw them away.
- I know how to fold.

I"ve been in here
the whole time.

You can"t throw people's stuff
away, babe.

Yes, I can.

Literally, what an idiot.

This is stressing me out.
I need a shower.

It that how that"s
supposed to go?

Oh!

Hey-oh.

Walk-a-tah!

Camille is an issue
I see her not doing sh...

I literally
have been ignoring it

and she has one more charter
for me to ignore

before I turn around and.....ing
punch her in the.....ing face

because I"m getting upset.

We are.

No, thanks. We"re kind of upset.

Talk to me about it.

No, thanks.
Not right now.

Maybe later.

It"s not up to you.
Maybe after...

I"m literally doing everything
I can to do it right.

She came out of the laundry room

and told me
how to do the laundry.

Everybody"s literally
is like she"s so lazy.

Like, can she please
pick up the pace?

I"m lazy?
I need to pick up the pace.

- I"m lazy.
- Yeah, if we"re being honest.

Bro, what?

Can we just talk about it...

I"m going as fast as I can.

We need somebody faster.

Okay, then you
- ing do it.

If you could do my job.

I can do
your job and better.

Guys, please don"t.

If I was classless
like yourself, I would be...

You"re the one screaming
talking about class

you with your p*ssy out
all night.

She"s off her
- ing rockers, bra.

And it sucks
cause he"s a good captain.

I would love him to
be out on deck,

but having the freedom to
have space to breathe

is also very useful for us.

Whoever comes on
as the next captain

has got big boots to fill.

There are good captains and
there are not so good captains.

It"s a lottery out there.

Who knows what the
next captain will bring?

Yeah, no kidding.

Relieved of duty.

Wow.

Hi.

Wow.

Hi.

How you doing, Captain?

- Sorry.
- Thanks for coming.

I appreciate
you coming on a such notice,

and I"ll do my best
to get back as quickly as I can.

- And relieve you.
- Yeah.

Captain Sandy really did me
a solid by stepping in.

She inherits somebody
else"s crew, and it's not easy.

Your crew is very competent.

I don"t anticipate you're going
to have any issues at all.

- I"m really sorry.
- It happens.

Let"s go ahead
and make the sign off in there.

And there.

Captain Lee and I go way back.

So when I heard about
Captain Lee"s situation,

I felt terrible.

Who wants to leave because
you can"t physically do it?

My hope is that
Captain Lee feels supported.

I"m here
to take care of his boat

and his crew
until he comes back.

It"ll be here when you get back.
So go get better.

Thank you.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Could I get some assistance
with my luggage?


- Let"s all go.
- Copy that.

On the way.

All crew, can we
go to the aft deck?


- Thanks, guys.
- That"s okay.

Any time, cap.

Anyone know where
Camille"s gone?

Don"t ya'll have
something better to do

than hang out here
on the aft deck?

No.

- Thanks, everybody.
- Thank you.

Hold it together
till I get back.

- Right?
- Yeah.

Make me proud of you.
I already am.

- I"ll see everybody later.
- Thank you.

Feel better soon.

I can"t tell you
how hard it is.

That"s just like an emptiness
that I"ve never known.

I will put in the work.

I will deal with the pain.

I am going to come back

and finish what I started

Come back.

- Bye.
- Thank you, everyone.

Let"s go.

- Bye, Captain.
- Bye.

- See you soon.
- See you soon.

As captain would say,
back to work now, guys.

All right.

- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

You just missed captain.

Yeah. I was busy
be.....ed with.

What do you mean?

- Just getting.....ed with.
- What do you mean?

By Alissa. I"m lazy.

And all three of you
guys have noticed.

- When has this happened?
- Just now.

Well, we can
talk about that after.

- Come here.
- Okay.

I feel like the more sleep
I get, the more tired I am.

Nothing to do with the prosecco
from last night?

No, actually,
I feel amazing.

All crew, all crew.

This is your temporary captain.

Can you meet me in the sky
lounge in five minutes?


Galley copies.

All right, cap.

Really, really good.
Really, really good.

Here it is.

Is anybody else nervous?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hello, Captain.

- All smiles.
- Welcome.

So, I"m Captain Sandy.

It"s never easy like, taken
over for another captain.

Hopefully he gets better

and he comes back
and takes over his boat

and you guys.

- Yeah.
- Well, when a new captain

steps on, things
change, right?

So I run a boat
how I run a boat.

My experience on yachts,
dates back many, many years ago.

I started on small boats.

I went to engineering school,
captain school.

I started in the Caribbean
and then I went off to the Med.

We"re not going there.

Is she getting in there?

We have one meter
on our port.


Hey, Captain,
that was cool, man.

What an absolute boss.

I"ve seen storms, fires.

Pirates were on their way
and a warship rescued us.

Fights, meltdowns.

I understand
how hard the job can be.

End of the day, I"m here
because I love what I do.

Let"s show Captain Lee

that we"re going
to be our best selves

until he gets back.

All right, after this if you,
we can meet in the bridge.

Brilliant.
Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Hi, I"m Ross.
- Nice to meet you.

I heard you"re,
like, incredible.

Oh, let"s not start from there.

Yeah, like you
have great experience,

and I"m going to be able to rest
knowing you have experience

Anyway, so you"re going
to decide who"s on

anchor watch from 12 to 8.

That way they learn.

I want them to learn

and feel the responsibility
and what it"s like.

And one day they will be
in command on a bridge.

When Captain Lee was here,
the engineers were

nicely stepping in and doing
the anchor watches for us.

Just make sure everybody
gets their proper rest.

It"s not the best news
I want to hear,

but I respect the captain.

We"ll do what we can
and we"ll make it work.

- Thank you very much.
- Yeah, it"s a pleasure.

Get to it.

- Hi.
- Hi, Captain.

- How are you?
- Good.

I want to see the crew area.

- Just so I can...
- You want to see the crew area?

Here, I"ll take you down.

This is my first tour
of this boat.

There"s a stew refrigerator
and a pantry

also behind you.

Working with Captain Lee,

there"s a peace of mind
knowing that we already have

this well-oiled machine
with our relationship together.

Drinks, laundry.

Now we have a different
dynamic coming in.

We"re going to have to
get together to figure out

how we"re actually going to be
cohesive together on the boat.

- And then the crew kitchen
- This is really nice.

This is like someone"s
living room.

Yeah.

- [crash]
- Sh...

My God.

[bleep] it.

So we want all those
flatbeds to come up.

- Yeah.
- All that.

Not leaving any fun for me.

I just wanted to bring you
all together and say, you know,

thank you very much for all
the hard work you"re putting in.

And so I would
like to award Ben.

- Hey!
- The Golden deck brush.

- Yay!
- [laughing]

If you would like
to kneel down, please.

And with this golden deck brush,

the title of
lead deckhand.

Yay!

Yeah, Benjamin!

- There you go.
- Nice.

I"m excited to be a
lead deckhand.

I suppose I like being
in charge, being a leader.

I"ve done a lot team
sports growing up.

I was a swimmer for ten years.

Competitive swimming so being
a leader is like just

in blood, I"m pretty sure.

Captain wants us to now
cover anchor watches,

but we are going to
get two hour breaks

in the middle of the day.

Shower time.

Thank you very much, guys.

- Woo!
- Yeah.

- Nice.
- All right.

Ross, Fraser, Rachel.

Meet me in the crew mess
for preference sheet meeting.


- Copy that.
- Copy.

Hello?

Wow. I have to learn
my way around this thing.

I don"t know if you guys
are into tennis or golf,

but Gigi Fernandez is a
two time Olympic gold medalist

who is in the International
Tennis Hall of Fame

and has won 17
Grand Slam titles.

I think it"s pretty cool we
have a gold medalist on board.

Yeah.
This is gonna be cool.

Gigi being a two time
gold medal winning champion

is fascinating.

There"s so much drive,
so much effort.

I have such respect for that.

She will also be joined
by her wife, Jane Geddes,

a former professional golfer
who has won

the women"s U.S. Open dinner.

Dinner for night one is a
full celebration of

the primary"s birthday.

Dinner decor should all have
a consistent Puerto Rican theme.

Guests request
an excursion on land

for an afternoon of
tennis and tequila.

This is going to be
really, really fun.

So this is map of the island.

So the first night
we"re going right here

to anchor off the Pitons.

Last time I was in
the Caribbean was 2014.

It"s so great to be back.

I love Saint Lucia.

- Oh, brilliant.
- Wouldn"t that be great?

The Pitons are magnificent.

The fact that you can
anchor right off of them

and you look up
and they"re massive.

It"s feels like Jurassic Park.

I"m sad about Captain Lee,
but I"m really happy.

You guys seem really into this.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- And thanks for coming.

I"m done.
I"m.....ing done.

- Hey, Fraser.
- Yeah?

This was in the trash upstairs,
just like that.

It was Camille
doing that earlier.

- It"s going to continue
- Yeah, I know.

My biggest issue with Camille

is that the work ethic
is lacking enormously.

- Who put that there?
- Camille?

We might actually have
to get you to move,

because I think I"m going
to try to tidy this.

Do you see this space
where more bottles can go?

Maybe you could grab it.

It"s not working.

I"m going to sort this out.

I don"t have a plan,
to be honest with you,

but I"m going to hope
that it just comes to me soon.

It will.

Coming up...

You know what"s hilarious,
you guys?

That I"m drinking again,

I"m going to sit my ass
here and drink liquor.

Loving the shades.

It"s really bright in here.

Does that just feel nice?

I need my sleeps.

Yeah. I"m close to passing out.

- Well, good night.
- Good night.

I love you, sexy woman.

Hey, you know what"s
hilarious, you guys?

That I"m drinking again.

Good night, y"all.

Okay. Bye.

I"m going to sit my ass
here and drink liquor.

Water before bed.

Cool.

- Hola.
- Hola.

I need a lighter.

Mother.....ing yeah,
first drawer.

Oh my God. It just couldn"t
be any more gorgeous out here.

And I can"t, like...

You"ve got some.....ing
desire to help the team

as opposed to constantly
feel you need rest.

Right.

It"s a beautiful day.

If I were a first officer
on this boat,

where would I keep a...
Oh, right here.

Copy that.
We"re on our way.


Got to drive this big boat
off the dock

Hopefully we"re not
running aground.

So we"ve got a charter today.

Who can remember stuff
that we need to do?

Got the cushion covers.

Hopefully by 8:00, we"re going
to have cabin beds done.

- Let"s go for it.
- All right. Let"s get to it.

Nice guys.
Let"s go.

I probably saved


I like to read things
that, like, in the morning.

That inspire you to
be successful.

Yeah.

Where are you going now?

I don"t know.

You guys lock all the closets
so they don"t flop open, right?

Yes.

Because some
of them are unlocked.

Pardon?

- Just check.
- All right sure.

I"ll do that.

- There she is.
- Hey.

You can get back to
chamoising now, I think.

Okay.

That was rude.

I"ll just be down here
all day if you need me.

- Oh, yeah.
- Just call me.

When we come off the dock...

Drop that one.
Drop these.

- That"s last.
- Okay.

Rachel, Fraser.

Fraser, we have
provisions on the dock.

Copy, on my way.

Let"s just set all of this
down to the walk in fridge.

- Ugh.
- I know.

Wha!

Yum, yum, yum.

Hey, go down.

- Thank you.
- Oh, my. God.

I"m going to go down,
get into my whites.

- Yeah.
- And if you could do the same,

- when you"re ready.
- That"s fine.

Oh, God. I need to do
something about that.

Do you want us to go
to take off covers now?

Yeah. Let"s start
taking covers off.

Alissa, if I can
get you on the welcome towels.

That"s not right, is it?

All crew, all crew
let"s meet in the main deck.

Is it raining or is it
my imagination?

Camille, do you want to go at
the end with them?

It"s gorgeous.

- Hello.
- Oh, hi.

- Welcome.
- Nice to meet you.

- Tony.
- Tony.

- So where are you from?
- Costa Rica.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

- Thanks.
- So welcome aboard.

Before we get going, Fraser
is going to show you around

and then we"ll load your luggage
and we"re going to take off.

- Awesome.
- Awesome.

Okay, shall we?

All right,
let"s make our way upstairs.

Yay.

Bridge deck aft.

We"ve got three dining opportunities,

or at least tables to serve at.

Okay, I"m on deck now.

No one"s told me that,
but I"m taking

the highly initiative to do so.

This is our sun deck.

- Wow.
- The Jacuzzi is

one of the largest Jacuzzis I"ve
worked with on a superyacht.

Ross, coming out for deck.

On the fenders would be perfect.

Thank you very much. Yeah.

Do you mind
flaking the lines out?

- Yeah.
- This is the master.

The master?

We are yachties!

We should take turns
sleeping here.

It"s crazy.

We can start freeing
up the lines.

- Katie, go ahead.
- Yep.

First time ever driving
this boat, 27 knots of wind.

I got to take it off
the dock

with the gold medal winner
and the golf champion.

Pressure!

Tony pull, pull, pull.

Captain, foredeck, that
is all three lines on board.

Starboard corner, 25 feet off
the dock, holding.

Captain, Captain Bow, 60 feet
off the dock,

and opening,
all clear ahead.

- Thank you.
- You"re welcome.

Clear to swing clear to swing.

Stern will clear the dock.

That"s some wind!

So make sure I look skinny.

Take off
like 15 pounds.

Port side clearance


So beautiful.

Okay, Captain,
we"re clear of all obstructions.

Clear of all obstructions.

Nice work, everyone.

Thanks, Cap, made it
look like a walk in the park.


I was going to ask you
if that was stressful.

Like playing center court, Wimbledon

or something like that.

Yeah, it was stressful.

It is so motivating
to have a girl captain

that can run a frickin"


[bleep] yeah,
that is so awesome.

Hey, watch your
head because you"re tall

and you"re
right in front of her.

All right, so I got crab,

and I"ve got the
beautiful branzino.

I say we do, like
a Mediterranean lunch?

Yeah. It"s very easy
for me to cook.

- Wow.
- It"s beautiful.

- What are we looking at?
- The Pitons.

The Pitons. These two.

Stand up
and look at real quick.

That"s so cool.

Oh, isn"t this right gorgeous?

Absolutely beautiful.

Captain, Captain,
foredeck report.

Anchor ready to drop.

We"re going to go to
two shackles in the water.

Copy, Cap, letting go now.

Thank you guys for joining.

You guys are it.

Cap, foredeck.
That is anchor chain up.

Stay 11:00.

Camille, we are good on deck.

Thank you very much
for your help.


You"re welcome.

Hi, ladies. How are we doing
on drinks?

- A little thirsty.
- Okay. I"m here to solve that.

Don"t look, I'm nude.

- Man.
- Yeah.

I don"t really need to
see that, you know.

I came here thinking
that it was apparent

that I was a deck stew and
that there was a role for me.

Normally, I"m used
to it being 50/50.

I didn"t sign up for yachting
to do.....ing laundry.

Okay, nice.
I"m going to bring it forward.

- All right.
- Okay, so now...

Hell, captain.

You"re going to watch
the show, huh?

That"s pretty cool.

Otherwise, we"ve been
lifting that thing cap.

All right.

- Oh, oh!
- You got it.

You got it.

Oh!

Oh, jeez.

Yeah, it"s fantastic, guys.

Are you trying to go
to the bathroom?

Just want to pee.

It"s this one.

Stop it!

What"s that?

Ross, can I ask you
a huge favor?

I don"t know.

I don"t have anything
to do inside,

and I don"t want to do it
any more.

And I want to ride
that e-foil?

Can you please tell
Fraser that I...

Why? I"m deck, I'm 50/50.

- Yeah, I know.
- Why can"t I get some help?

- Excuse me.
- Sorry.

Can you calm down
and be respectful, please?

Yes. I will.

The fact that she"s come
in shouting and demanding

in front of my crew,
I don"t appreciate that.

You know, it"s
just not what we do.

Fraser and I communicate.

It"s not you deciding
when you want to switch.

If I don"t say.....ing
anything, y"all don't say sh...

Excuse me. I"m trying to be
respectful, but it"s true.

You"re definitely not
being respectful.

Okay. [bleep] this sh...

- I"m telling you, girl.
- Can we please get it?

- Are you really drunk?
- Are you kidding?

We are professionals at this.

I was being rude.

- It"s just how I do.
- Glad you know.

Katie, it"s your break time now.

- Okay.
- Great job on the slide.

- Thank you.
- You did it like a pro.

You think it through,

- you make a plan and you...
- Implement it, don"t you?

Yeah.

I hope you"re enjoying it
so far.

No, I am.
You guys are... Yeah.

- Whenever you need me.
- Yeah, for sure.

- I"m here just on that bridge.
- Thanks, Cap.

We can get you seated,
watered and wined.

Let"s do that, perfect.

Galley and interior,
the guests are making

their way to the table.

If I can have everyone

on their stations,
that would be brilliant.

Galley copies.
Is going into service.

That looks juicy.

I"ll need you just
do the clearing.

Absolutely. I"ll do all
the cleaning at the end.

Ross, Ross, Fraser.

You can have Camille on deck.

Okay, copy.

He"s going to be mad at me.
I don"t.....ing care.

Got to set these men straight.

- Here we go.
- Food"s coming.

Oh, breadsticks.

Okay, so these are
going up right now.

Okay?

Yeah. If you guys just get
that trampoline pumped up,

and then, Camille, if I can
have a chat with you

- privately on the side just now.
- That"s what I wanted to do.

Thank you.

Mediterranean quinoas
vegetable salad.

Cool.

I apologize to my delivery.
I"ll start there.

I don"t have time for drama.

If you come in
swearing and screaming

and demanding
what you should be doing.

Yeah.

- To your heads of department...
- Right.

Like that it"s not going
to go well for you.

Sure. The delivery sucks.

My emotions get the better
of me far too often.

I would stand up to
my principal in high school.

One day she wants to
go on a power trip.

She comes into the class
and she picks out all the kids

that normally get in trouble

and said that they were going
to pat us down for our phones.

I was like,
You"re not going to touch me.

Like, you"re like a
complete [bleep].

And she decides to completely
expel me from Our Lady Academy.

So I went and got a GED
and I still went to college.

So winning.

So you"re with us
on deck now, yes?

- Okay. Hug. Good.
- Oh, yay.

Do you want to have a little...



I don"t want long.
Thank you, darling.

You"re working so hard.
Both of you, honestly.

So go take 15.

I"m glad there was no social
media when I was a kid.

I mean, we"re 25,


And you travel around the world,

you make more money
than anybody you know,

- and you"re having...
- At that point in time.

...fun. I did.

- Hey, baby.
- Hayleys!

Yeah, look at my feet!

- Bunions!
- Little bunions!

I really missed you today.

I miss you so, so much, Hayley.

That"s a really good answer.
Well done.

You"re getting better
at this, aren"t you?

My boyfriend and I
are great.

Some people say that the key
to a good relationship

is communication.

It"s not.
It"s sucking d*ck.

All right?

That"s what it is.

Right, babe.
I"m going to go.

So got back.
Get back to work.

I miss you lots.
I love you.

I miss you, too.
Love you, too.

Oh, my God.
I"m so scared.

Oh my God.

That was so crazy!

She loved it.

[shouting]

That"s what I love about deck.

Know, for a love of toys and.

Toys in, and then
you just chill.

Just...

Talk to me. Also, I know what
it"s going to be about.

- Something happen?
- Oh, yes.

She came flying down
into our space

while we"re prepping decks,
swearing and screaming.

I"m at a point now,
but all I want her to do

is be on deck.
I"ve given up now.

Because she"s more trouble
than she"s worth.

She"s more trouble,
because I"ll give her a task.

She"s infecting my crew
down there.

You know what
I"m thinking about?

Take one guess.

- Have a cigarette.
- One.

Oh, so close.

- Close, wasn"t it?
- Yeah.

What was it?
Drink.

- Alcohol.
- Yeah.

It"s like alcohol or cigarette.

This is gorgeous.

You look very
namaste up there.

- Exactly.
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.

- Let me grab it.
- That"s perfect.

Alissa, Alissa, Fraser.

Fraser, go for Alissa.

Do you want to
go down for an hour?

Yes, sir.
Thank you.

Are you asleep?

Seen the Pitons?

Have you seen the Pitons?

What?
What is it?

Oh, it"s over here.

You"re going to have to
get in further.

- Chef?
- Yes?

How many courses were
you think they"re doing?

So for tonight"s dinner,
which is Gigi"s favorite cuisine

and where she"s from,
we"ve got Puerto Rican feast.

The goal is to transport
Gigi back to childhood

and all of her experiences
with the cuisine.

I like to keep it concise
and focus on that cake.

I that take cake"s
kind of important to focus on

For sure.

Can you please source me
starter forks, starter knives.

But I did a schedule
out there for you.

- Okay.
- So no one"s on anchor watch

except for Ben until two.

Okay, perfect.
Thank you very much, Captain.

Call me if you need me.

- Good.
- I"m ready for night out.

- Some hairspray.
- Ready to go.

Love that color orange.

- Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.

I"m drinking water
right now.

Good for you, hydrating?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Freaked out.
Oh, what"s happening here?

Oh, whoa.

- Oh, sh...
- Holy sh... Is that smoke?

[beeping]

It"s a fire alarm.

- Uh-oh.
- Oh, whoa. Smoke.

Smoke!
Hey, smoke!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

All crew, all crew.

- We have smoke.
- What?

Somebody wake
Captain. Sandy, please.

What"s on fire?

Life jackets
right behind here.

Something"s burning
on the deck.

What the [bleep] is going on?

It"s a fire alarm.

- Yo.
- Smoke!

Hey. Whoa, whoa.

Oh, my gosh.

All crew, all crew.

We have smoke.

What?

- Fire.
- I"m going to get

the other ladies
out of their cabins.

What"s on fire?

All crew, all crew, can
we all muster on the aft deck?

Where is the smoke coming from?

The boat"s on fire,
and I"m blow drying my hair.

I didn"t hear a fire alarm.

It is not a good day for Sandy
when I see smoke.

I wonder what it is.

So I"ll let you ladies know

that there are going to be
life jackets right behind here

if we need to get to them.

I think is electrical.

Do you know where the
other guests are?

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

Eight.

Yeah.

Okay.

And what was it?

Unfortunately,
boats catch on fire

and it"s usually electrical.

The engineer found
there"s a cable sat in the water

for the air handlers.

Yeah, it was a fire.

In this case, it"s
a smoldering wire

on an air conditioning unit.

Well, well done.

- We"ll let the engineers fix it.
- All right.

The crew did a fantastic job,

and I feel safe
with this crew.

That"s pretty awesome.

Okay, we can go back to work.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

I"m going to put a copy...

There"s a copy of us
in the crew mess.

This is the new watch schedule.

[squeals]

Tony, eight in the morning
till six in the evening.

Then you have six in
the evening off until eight

and then
you have eight until two.

[bleep]

That"s so sh...

Yeah well...

I think we can sit.

We can sit at the table
so we"re ready.

Oh, it looks nice.

Chef, Fraser.

Go ahead, Fraser.

We"re ready to go
when you are.

Awesome.

These napkin rings
are phenomenal.

How cute!

- Ross, can I have 5 minutes?
- Yeah. Yeah.

So this is lanthanum
with shrimp.

I"d really like to go
to bed, like, early.

I know, I know.

- k*ller, man.
- I know, I know.

The captain has
made the schedule

and asked for us
to do the schedule.

Yeah.

I"m an early morning person,

so the change in the schedule
feels frustrating as hell.

If we can tune it in any way
after this charter, we will.

Seems that it will screw
my time to work out.

That pisses me off.

Right now, we just got
to stick with a plan.

That is just very hard for me.

But yeah, yeah, yeah. It"s okay.

- I will do it. I will do it.
- I know, I know.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, chef.

- To Gigi, happy birthday.

- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.

Happy 27th.

We should wear one.

Try it.
My hair looks...

Look at this.
Would you look at this?

You don"t look bad.

So this is the plantain
with shrimp and a salsa verde.

Why didn"t someone
kick me when I was a kid?

I think I want to be a chef,
they should"ve been like,

"You"re a.....ing stupid idiot.
You shut the [bleep] up."

That"s amazing.

Super family fun.

- Mmm.
- Yeah.

Oh, holy [bleep].

Guess what
I"m thinking about.

[bleep]

No, I"m actually
not horny at all.

- I"m so proud of myself.
- That"s sick.

Oh, fabulous.

Smells unreal.

I was in Thailand once
and one of my friends,

I was so horny,
and I was like, What?

No, I masturbated in the
bathroom with her toothbrush.

She, oh...

She doesn"t know.

Only boatmance I"ve ever had
is with electric toothbrush.

Never had
a shag on a boat,

just electric toothbrush
because I didn"t bring a dildo.

I didn"t know if I'd be able
to get it through customs.

She could have sold that thing
on eBay for a lot of money.

Any vibrations a good
vibration, isn"t it?

At the end of the day.

Even if I can"t
find anything,

I"ll get the toothbrush
or whatever.

What?

Now for this course
you have picadillo,

with port wine, Spanish olives
and a plantain crisp on top.

- Thank you, Rachel.
- Thank you.

Thank you, Rachel.

You"re going to bed?

I"m going to bed.

- We"ll save that.
- This is so amazing.

You"re getting true, authentic
Puerto Rican food.

- It is.
- I"m impressed.

Yeah.

That"s okay.
I"ll make Captain Sandy proud.

I want to go around the table,
and I want everybody

to talk about the coolest
thing they"ve ever done.

I met the Queen of England,
and I played tennis

in front of the Queen of England
at the Royal Albert Hall.

That was pretty cool.

Wow, look at
that meat.

I think my best was being
there for Gigi,

giving birth to our kids.

Aw...

It"s true, though,
and not fainting.

For your final course,
you have course...

la ropa vieja.

Wow. That is so good.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.

Oh, it"s so good.

- It"s like butter.
- This is amazing.

Delicious.

I"m going to commence
cake making.

I"m so excited
about this cake.

We can take blue tape
really quickly

and cut me very thin,
thin lines of the blue tape.

I want to make a tennis ball,

and I"ve got this
texture spray

that should make it look fluffy.

Rachel, it"s amazing.

I"m going to serve her

the most amazing
birthday cake ever.

Tennis balls do this.

- They sure do, don"t they?
- Yeah.

I just want to wake up
with this view.

We"re gonna.

- No. No, no. [bleep] me.
- That"s okay.

Man. I just hope I"m not
on watch tomorrow

at four again, you know?

Green, what do you think?

It"s like supposed
to be the court?

It"s darker than that,
but that looks just fine to me.

It"s all right. Whatever.

Sh..., [bleep], no.

I.....ed it up.

The color on the can is not
the color that comes out.

And now looks like
SpongeBob just d*ed.

- No, it"s all right.
- You think?

That it"s dead
like my soul.

- What should we do?
- I don"t know.

I can"t take it anymore.

How do you feel about it?

It"s.....ed......ed.
But you know what?

- What should we do?
- I don"t know.

It is.....ed.

And it"s too late to
go back and fix it.

Whatever.
[bleep] my life.

Oh!

♪ Happy birthday to me

♪ Happy birthday,
dear Gigi ♪

It was a tennis ball.

♪ Happy birthday to you

What is it?

Hey!

I got it.
I got it.

Sorry, guys, I just
- ed our tip up.

So tasty, very moist.

Oh my God, it"s so good, though.

Sweetheart, how are you?

Oh, I"m not very happy.

Aw...

Rachel, I"m going to help.

You put your food away.
We got the rest.

Okay, I"ll put
everything away now.

All right, we"re going.

What"s happening?

Call it a night.

- What"s up?
- Um, clear the table.

There are some dishes there
that you can start.

Did a good job.

Yeah, it"s very nice.

Yeah. And you"re good.
You can go to bed.

- Night, night.
- Good night.

These are dirty, will you
take these down to the laundry?

- Absolutely.
- Will you start the laundry?

Thank you.

You"re welcome.

Oh, [bleep] my life.

All right.

You"re so amazing.

I"ve never seen a captain mop
a galley floor.

I got Alissa telling me,
I got Captain telling me.

Captain Sandy pulled me
away to do another...

- a couple jobs.
- Okay.

Just laundry.
Just some laundry.

- No, no, no.
- Is this garbage?

She was wondering
where I was, and...

I didn"t say anything.

- Did you do the laundry?
- Yes.

- You put it in?
- I did.

Awesome sauce.
Thank you.

I wasn"t complaining.
I was just telling her that

because she gets upset
when I"m not

where I"m supposed to be,
when I"m not,

- when I"m supposed to be there.
- I don"t get upset, babe.

Well, no, I mean, that"s fine.

It"s okay to be upset
about those types of things.

So that"s why I said that.

Okay. Thank you.
Thank you.

I don"t know what
the [bleep] is going on.

I"m.....ing going crazy.

- I need some help.
- Yeah?

Oh, go to bed.
I"ll take care of that.

I think I"m motivating her.
Don"t worry.

[sobbing]

Jesus.

I feel like sh...

What"s wrong?

You know,
Camille is still awake.

I have a question for you.

This is dead serious.

She"s going so
- ing slow on purpose.

Do you want to be on this boat?

- Yes.
- Okay.

I will never ask something
of you that I won"t do.

Yeah.

So if I do my job,

you"re going to want
to do your job.

Right?

Because you don"t
want to disappoint me.

- I don"t.
- Because how hard I work, right?

It"s true.

You"re going to get
the same thing from them

if you work hard.

I"m saying this because
I want you on board.

Right, right, right.

She gets to.....ing sit there

and bond with Captain Sandy
and.....ing

play the victim again.

- I agree.
- Thank you.

And then
Captain Sandy pissed me off

because she literally
just like

just like,
literally is just like,

go to bed.

Next on "Below Deck"...

- You"re ready?
- Let"s go.

- Oh, no.
- Oh...

Yes.
Woo!

That"s how you play tennis.

All right, hold on.

Door here.

Inappropriately.

I"m just.....ing over it.
and so.....ing annoyed.

[sobbing]

You gave Alissa to task me
with all the sh...

- she doesn"t want to do.
- No, no, no.

I"m getting
pulled in every direction.

This is called
working on a superyacht.

[bleep]
Are you.....ing mental?

Camille, Camille, Rachel.

Are you able to come
back and finish the silverware?

Captain Sandy
sent me for a 30 minute break

and then I"ll be back.

Hey, Camille, don"t throw
me under the bus.

Yo, she"s stupid!

I"m gonna lose my sh..., dude.
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