Charter number six.
Recently divorced, Janine
spent her honeymoon in St. Lucia
and is calling this trip her
do-over trip.
- Gosh, here we go.
- Welcome aboard.
Ah!
I didn't realize the butt
was gonna be up.
I'm definitely hoping
Ross can show me.
he's changed because every
single night out,
it's been the same damn way.
Oh, no.
I guess.
I feel like captains always
favor deck crew, though.
Oh, she definitely
favors the deck crew.
She.....ing suck
deck crew d*ck.
Hmm.
Listen, you know,
your voice carries.
So can someone strip my bed?
Because there's, like,
three of you standing around.
Just trying to clear
everything off of that.
Yeah, all right.
Fraser, now's not the time,
to talk to me.
- Okay.
- Now's not the time.
- I was defending my team.
- Trust me, stop talking.
In my group, somebody's
saying...
I don't know what's worse,
her telling me to stop speaking.
Or to tell me that my crew
are not doing any work.
I know we're doing work.
- I'm hot.
- I'm sweating.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm verklempt.
That wasn't called for,
I apologize.
- It's okay.
- Thank you.
You are the hardest
worker on this boat.
The walls are thin on a boat.
I can hear everything.
I have a lot of experience.
I mean, I've been doing
this for over 30 years.
I expect my crew to respect
the positions and their leaders.
You must respect
the chain of command.
It's important to be there
for Captain Lee,
but Alissa and Fraser,
having absolutely
no regard for authority,
is very frustrating.
I can't believe that.
God, please help
me to stay calm.
Please help me stay calm.
- Captain, Captain, Fraser.
- Go ahead, Fraser.
Can you confirm
what time departure
is today for the guests?
- Same time.
- Okay, 12 o'clock.
Copy that.
Pineapple and tequila.
One more mimosa.
Okay, there is a belief
in Costa Rica
that when you get,
like, stung by an insect,
like, if you get garlic
and you put it in the sting,
actually, it helps
to reduce the pain.
Scientifically speaking, I
don't know how accurate it is.
Only, like, I suppose I need
a scientist to confirm that.
This thing is magic.
I mean, I have used
it so many times.
But I can tell you
that it works.
Between the garlic and a couple
of cashews, you should be fine.
I've never, in my whole
ever seen that.
I'm not going to be silenced
by someone who's not
seen the picture.
I don't care, fire me
you're not, you're not.
She won't.
But, like, the point is,
is, like,
you are all doing your jobs.
Fraser is extremely upset
because we work so.....ing hard.
We get off later than the deck
team every single.....ing day.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
- Thank you.
- Of course.
- Sweet dreams.
- See ya.
Good night.
- Can we get any munchies?
- I got you guys.
Grilled cheese,
grilled cheese.
I'll see what we've
got down there.
I want to die.
I honestly think
she's delusional.
We're a solid crew.
I don't know who that is,
but she's not part of it.
- Yeah. I agree.
- Not for one second.
What did he do
about his bee sting?
Gave him some cashews.
Come on.
Gave him some cashews.
All crew, all crew, five
minutes before guest departure.
Copy.
I think I'm done with
alcohol too for the day.
That's what I thought
until I started drinking.
Well, girls,
we came, we conquered.
We really got to make sure
that you get that aired out...
- Pleasure.
- Thank you so much.
Bye-bye, guys!
Thank you for
the wonderful service.
Can I hug you, Captain Sandy?
So much fun.
You made eight women happy.
This is for you and
this is for me and everyone
else, now I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Hi.
Thank you. Thank you.
- Bye, ladies.
- Bye.
Yes.
All right, everyone.
Let's turn this boat around
and we'll meet the main salon
for a tip meeting.
Let's quickly just tidy this up
and then we'll get
into our blues.
All right. So let's just do some
little bits like bring those in.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
[howls]
Eww!
Is that a rubbish?
Let's have it in there.
Ow.
All crew.
All crew.
Let's meet now in the sky
lounge for a tip meeting.
Copy.
We're going for a tip meeting.
- Ahoy.
- Hi.
- Hello.
Charter number six down.
We did a great job.
Before I do this...
It's been stressful and
these walls are thin.
I can hear everything, everything.
So can the guests.
If you've got a complaint
about someone
take it down in your cabin.
You don't want it to
penetrate through the boat.
We're going to work
through all that
We're going to play volleyball.
- Psycho!
- Yay!
On the beach for one hour.
With all the gossip and
the finger pointing
and the back stabbing
what happens
is you permeate a boat and
it's like a cancer, it spreads.
So I need to turn this around.
I think it's important
to do team building.
Every year when
I was hired on a boat
I had $10,000 a year
to spend on team building.
We did whitewater rafting,
canyoning, all kinds of
stuff and it worked.
People get past
all the bullsh...
Great tip $23,000.
$1769 per person.
Cheers, everyone
you did a great job.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
I'm not really used to this
whole volleyball malarkey.
I'm interior for a reason.
I haven't been outside
for about two years.
[bleep]
All I wanted to do was
take a sh...
Can we work for 30 more minutes
and then have an hour before
because I just I need an hour.
You don't need an
hour before, babe.
I need a nap.
I need to sleep.
There's no time for
any of that sh...
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's just smash the thing.
Yeah.
I love the idea of volleyball
but not if it like takes up
my nap time that I was planning.
Okay guys,
I just need to go pee. Sorry.
Just bring back a
couple of samples please.
[bleep] it, man.
Yeah.
Help me.
I see the light.
I'm coming to it.
I can hear you, God.
I know in Miami they all do
volleyball in string thongs.
Yes.
So deck team in string thongs.
Yes.
[phone rings]
Hello, Conor.
It's Fraser calling
from Motor Yacht St. David.
Hey.
I was wondering if you
could come
and just have a look
at my foot quickly.
Maybe tell me if
it's infected or not
so I can play some volleyball.
Sure.
I'll be on my way shortly.
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
Where the [bleep] is my phone?
Everything on the bow is
locked up and finished, right?
Yeah.
Let's call that done.
Oh [bleep] me.
I can see all the
water glasses here.
- Hello.
- Hello.
How are you?
I was wearing shoes
all yesterday
and then my socks
tore the scab off.
It just keeps pussing.
I didn't know
if they looked weird to you
or if that's just normal.
Oh my God, this is brilliant.
Thank you, God.
Hopefully there's a bar nearby.
All crew, all crew,
the vans will be here
in 15 minutes
for beach volleyball.
So please be ready.
Babe.
Okay.
I'm just wearing shorts
and a t-shirt.
Hello, Fraser.
Ah, Alissa's sleeping.
She needs to come.
Captain.
Alissa's in bed and she
doesn't want to be a part.
Oh, really?
Is that something
I shouldn't ask her to do
as part of her bonding
experience?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
Alissa, it's not
a good look, okay?
And I don't need this to
be quite frank with you.
Alissa...
I need to remind her
that she has absolutely
no control
over her life while
she's on this ship.
Babe, come on.
Coming up...
Let's play some volleyball.
- Yes.
- Thank you. Well done.
I'm not big into
sports with balls.
If there's balls near my face,
I want to run. Okay?
I like the enthusiasm.
The skills yet to come.
All crew, all crew.
The vans will be here in 15
minutes for beach volleyball.
Alissa.
Captain.
Alissa doesn't want
to be a part.
Is that
something I shouldn't ask her
to do as part of
her bonding experience?
- Yes.
- Yeah, I'll do that.
How do you feel about
being the coach?
You're really great at
seeing the big picture.
Thank you.
So many people can't
see the big picture.
Alissa's coming.
She's just getting ready.
Thank you.
We're ready.
Let's go.
- Alrighty.
- Ah.
- Cute.
- Is this everyone?
No. There's one back there.
Hello, Deck Team.
I'm sweating what little bit
of titties I've got left off.
Got flapjacks back here,
ladies and gents.
And they did it.
Oh, sh...
This is lovely.
There we go.
Guys, imagine volleyball
and beach spa.
How good would that be?
It feels like weird to
be on land.
I'll tell you that right now.
Mommy's injured.
I need a bench.
Fraser has
a doctor's note.
- Come on, my boy.
- Yeah, that's how we go.
I am so happy.
Finally, I'm going to
get to move, you know?
There has been a
lot of drama lately.
So I think the crew needs,
like, team building.
So I'm super stoked.
Everybody, let's line up.
I want interior in one line
and exterior in another line.
So, Ross, you're the
captain of interior.
Fraser, you're the captain
of exterior.
This is your coach.
I'm not big into sports
with balls.
If there's balls near my face,
I want to run, OK?
I literally can't play, Captain.
He said not to get
any sand in my...
- Really?
- Yeah.
You know, I wish I would have
known about Fraser's foot.
This could have been delayed or
rearranged when he was better.
And that's called
lack of communication.
Fraser never reported it to me.
And if you get hurt on board,
you're supposed to report
that to the bridge.
- Great.
- All right.
Good.
I'm your coach.
Hey, boys.
Interior team with
Ross as captain.
I don't think we're the most
athletic type, so to say.
I mean, I've done
a sit-up once. That was nice.
As long as you whack
it over the net.
Yeah. For [bleep]'s sake.
Let's go ahead and make a box.
Come on, guys.
We got this.
All right.
Let's play some volleyball.
- Good girl.
- Good job.
- Yes.
- Point.
Are those professional
volleyball players over there?
Four points for
the scream, though.
I feel like a fetus in a wig
just rolling around in the sand,
getting sunburned, furious.
You're serving awesome.
Hit it Hayley!
It could be better.
In fact, it's
severely embarrassing.
Two, zero.
You got this.
Let's go. Let's go.
Teamwork makes
the dream work.
- Oh, yes.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
They're communicating.
That's awesome.
Come on, Tony.
Let's get this.
Yes.
I still haven't figured out
how you actually hit it.
[laughing]
- Four, zero.
- This is good.
This is really good.
Oh, five to zero.
I like the enthusiasm.
The skill's yet to come.
Come on.
Come on, guys. Match point.
Get this last point.
Let's do it. Come on.
Good work. Yes.
New low!
Come on, Hayley!
Lovely work, interior.
Lovely work.
Yeah, refreshments.
Refreshments. Refreshments.
For [bleep]'s sake.
We didn't even get a point.
That's not even a real number. Zero.
Come over here.
So the whole idea was for
Fraser to be a part of this
and lead the deck team
to see the strengths
of each other's team.
But since Fraser
couldn't participate,
it's kind of a moot point
because he wasn't able to...
I'm so sorry, guys.
Engage that with the exterior.
So that was really the idea.
I know Fraser said
his foot's hurt,
but I just, he doesn't
want to be here.
He doesn't want
any part of this.
It says it all over his being.
You know, when you step
into a role from
a second stew
to chief stew,
if you haven't
had that proper training,
it's a huge learning curve.
He has a potential.
It's there.
But I've been doing this
for a lot of years.
I see the difference between
chiefs and where Fraser is.
So you guys did a great job.
Yeah.
- Have fun.
- Thank you.
What the [bleep]?
So did I ruin that for everyone?
Or was it just, yeah.
Mentally, I feel like
she's taken
a machete straight
to my esophagus,
slit and torn it out
with her bare hands.
What did you take from that?
No, I just took that
it was like a dig towards him.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I really do see it.
It's happened on
a few occasions now.
There's digs over the radio.
It's digs in front of people.
The primaries' bags are ready.
Interior crew, let's not rush
the guests off the boat.
It's just constant.
This is what you've done wrong.
There's no praise.
Guys, I think we're going to
transfer back to the boat.
You know, at this point, I'm
like, she doesn't value my work.
Why should I value any boat
that she's captain of?
I don't think you should
take that approach to it.
I'm angry. I'm obviously
going to be dramatic.
- I know you are.
- But like, [bleep] now.
Fraser doesn't take criticism
from certain people very well,
but it's your.....ing captain.
What a drama, huh?
And it's also a bad reflection
on his leadership skills,
because he's new
to being a chief.
It's bravado.
And it actually stops
him from progressing.
So break them and remold them.
And if they're not
savable, discard them.
I'm not sure if
an outburst, like,
he should talk
one-on-one with her.
Exactly.
It's just been building
between the two of them.
I'm seeing him become offended
when that's just her style.
Outside of this, I'm respected,
and I love my work.
Three more charters.
No, it's not.
Good.
Next time she comes for you,
she's going to hear
from the crew.
We're going to get
told off, like,
we're going to get
- ing k*lled for this,
but I'm just saying that's why.
Yeah, that's gross.
Oh, that's my gear, too.
Grab your gear.
Okay, getting some money,
let us out.
Just annoyed.
I'm just like, okay,
I.....ing get it.
She can be telling the truth.
I don't know.
Tyler, can I shower before you?
I swear, I'll be really quick.
Okay.
For me, personally, having
sex with him
changes totally
the dynamic of everything.
He's not going to sleep with me,
and then turn back to doing
something stupid again,
and then it's going to make
me look like.....ing idiot.
Looking sharp, man.
[bleep].
I could have some
pre-going-out Doritos.
[phone ringing]
Ben!
Hey, chick-o.
What's going on?
You look great.
I just wanted to say hello.
Look how good Rachel looks.
Can we just appreciate that?
She's literally a
Victoria's Secret model.
Shut up.
Okay, let's go.
You guys can hold hands.
That would be nice to see.
Two rough set of hands together.
Yeah.
This is like the volleyball
team right here.
Yay!
Look.
Oh, my God, that's crazy.
Pure fat.
Oh, my God, I just fell.
Oh, wow, this is nice,
isn't it?
Oh, my gosh, I love
this place already.
Hi, good evening, guys.
Welcome to Oasis.
Hi.
These are our welcome, sh*ts.
- Yes!
- Thank you very much.
Oh, what's this?
It's Oasis welcome drink.
It's a blow job.
Here's to an epic charter.
- Yes.
- Well done.
Fantastic.
Yay!
We're amazing.
Look at that, man.
- It's a beautiful cat.
- Hello.
No, not on the table.
Not on the table, please.
We have a pussycat at the table.
Yeah, but it's a stray,
and we're eating.
Do you have a pina colada?
That would be lovely.
Thank you.
Can I have a sauvignon blanc?
This is our one time
in that we're the most able
to spend an evening together.
I know, so let's not ruin it.
- Yay.
- Thank you. Yeah.
I do like to play the field.
The field is fun.
It's got long grass.
It's great.
I don't know what qualifies
you as a sex addict.
I have a high libido.
But if we talk about
long-term future,
I do foresee myself having
a partner for life.
I've made an active decision
with Katie
that her and I are
going to be just her and I.
With all this love in the air,
there's a good chance I might
be getting laid tonight.
Wow. Do you think my thighs
can get through there?
Oh, what?
- How are you doing, my boy?
- Good.
- You good?
- Yeah.
Good.
I didn't like seeing you
like that this afternoon.
I know she's been riding you,
too, so...
Right.
She doesn't like me,
then that's her problem.
But not mine or my team's.
-'Cause I.....ing...
- Exactly.
...love every single one of them.
I think they're amazing.
All of them.
She absolutely sucks
the deck team's d*ck,
but also at the same time,
don't criticize us.
Don't compliment us.
Just act like you can't
- ing see the interior.
Alissa's throwing
the bait out there,
just trying to get
a reaction from Fraser.
Captain Sandy,
she's an incredible woman.
She's a badass lady.
You don't want to cross her.
We were here last night. The
wind was gusting some 25 knots.
And if that happens again,
we're going to be within
10, 20 meters of you,
which isn't particularly safe.
I would appreciate it
if you move.
She's a great captain.
And I think she's hard
on the interior team right now
because they're struggling.
They can't get any fluid
connection between the team.
And Alissa's just saying
this out of spite
to get some attention and just
to get someone on her side.
Any negativity that comes
from that direction anymore?
Water off a duck's back.
Thank you.
There we go.
Mmm.
It's so hot.
I told you it's hot.
I told you. I told you.
- That's good.
- Yeah.
It was delicious,
wasn't it, darling?
- It was divine.
- Delicious.
Okay, guys.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
To the boat, right?
To the boat.
Can I get in the front?
♪ Danke Schoen
Can I get a manicure
on the way back?
Pedicure as well, please.
Great evening out.
No injuries.
I'm going to shake my moneymaker.
Shake my moneymaker.
Oh, my God. I'm going to
be sick in my mouth.
We have tequila,
lemonade, and coffee.
It smells like my urine
back in the day.
ing hell of a day.
So, we have deckhands
in the bar.
Ah-ha.
Ahoy.
Good night. Love you.
I can't find the bottle opener.
It's not there.
Nah.
It's right here.
Do you know what
I'm here for?
Uh, a cigarette.
A drag of yours.
I have to be respectful.
Yeah, yeah.
Sit over there.
Hot tub.
Who's keen?
- I'm keen.
- Katie, hot tub?
It's so far to change, Katie.
I know, but I've got
nothing underneath.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
You know, the whole
Alissa thing,
you know, bugs
the sh... out of me.
Being cheated on has definitely
kind of made me insecure.
For what?
You want to go?
You want to go down?
I started to create
feelings for this guy,
and then I'm upset about it.
It sucks. It sucks.
There's no way to put it.
It sucks.
Get in the hot tub?
I think we will.
Let's get up there, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
[knocking]
- Hi, baby.
- Hi.
Hi.
Look at the mess
you made in here.
Yeah, as hot as it goes.
I started off yachting,
I didn't drink at all.
I didn't go out
and party, nothing.
Yeah.
And now, here you are.
Here I am.
No, 100%.
God damn it.
Coming up...
You know Tyler's
down there working.
He's on his last task right now.
Yeah, but my point is that
you're totally missing.
No, I see your point,
but I don't want you to
think that we don't help out.
My question, stop talking.
Right now, stop.
Let's go to the bridge.
There's a lack of respect here
that's going to be addressed.
Yeah.
Saying that she thought I was
looking at Alissa in a bad way.
Enough's enough.
Alissa told me I look stupid.
I want to know what Ross
has to say about that.
Don't.....ing disrespect me.
[alarm sounds]
[yawns]
What do we have to do today?
Nothing that needs to
be done at.....ing 8 am.
Oh, no, that's adorable.
- You're live.
- Yeah, my head's like spinning.
Morning.
I literally said good morning
to absolutely no one.
- Ross, go.
- Good morning.
What happened with
you last night?
I just went to bed.
From the moment that
I see Katie and Ross,
I know right away
something is not right.
It is like a cheap
telenovela, you know.
One day Katie's like, I don't
want to see Ross, you know.
Then the next day she's like,
Ross, do you want
to be my roommate?
Then you have Alissa as
the other one, la otra.
Cleaning of the jacuzzi,
we're going to scrub this deck
with a product
that I shall find.
I'll flip it out,
then I'll do a bridge.
Thank you.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
I can't even look at myself.
You know, a dog's embarrassed
because it knows it's taken
a sh... or something.
And you look at it,
and it's like...
That's how I feel right now.
We need to wash the 'dickhead.'
The 'dickhead?'
I just washed Ross.
Ross, come here,
I need to wash you.
I'm just a victim,
no matter what, Tony.
[bleep]
I swear to God, I'm going
to lose every brain cell
I've got by hitting my head on
this.....ing boat.
Guys, as soon as
everyone's finished their jobs,
they can [bleep] off.
Yeah, okay.
Everyone's like split
up this morning.
Me and Katie have
broken up again.
That's why.
So why are you and
Katie fighting?
Oh, dear.
That I've been flirting
and grabbing at her
throughout the evening.
[laughing]
Last night, for sure, I was
with Katie the whole night.
- I know you were.
- I didn't do anything.
And she just kicks off me,
so I'm like, alright, see
you later, I'm going to bed.
There is a slight frustration
with back and forth with Katie.
It seems we've reached
a dead end.
I don't know if we're
moving forwards
or what's going to happen.
It's always Alissa,
what she's just stirring sh... up
or maybe, I don't know.
Alissa's on a bit of a...
Yeah.
I'm not one to really
enjoy the drama.
I don't know what
to tell you.
To me, it's like a
throbbing headache
that I just want to get rid of.
I'm not going
to put the effort in.
Oh, God.
Have a look around the cabins.
I think they're
all looking pretty good.
Cool.
Well,.....ing, hey,
I mean, go tan, babe.
Come with me, coffee.
And I can feel it.
Maybe I'm a Jedi,
you know?
Hello there.
Waa-faa!
[laughing]
I say, stupidity live in my
heart today.
Hayley, Hayley, Fraser.
All right, I think we'll
call that lunchtime, shall we?
Yeah.
All crew,
lunch in the crew mess.
Smells.....ing
fantastic, though.
I'm gonna make
another one of those.
Was that actually good?
Is it?
Well, this is awkward.
I've sent the message.
It might have been
a little abrasive,
but I'm not entirely
sure if she's read it.
You're done, right, baby?
Oh, yeah, yeah,
done all my jobs.
Great, we're done.
I might put these on
and a little bikini top.
Oh, my horn.
I swear to [bleep]
[bleep] that.
Ross and I cut it
off and say
we're breaking up or,
like, divorce or whatever
the stupid sh... we say
so many times,
but I think we both
care about each other
and that's, why I think
I keep coming back
whatever the hell we have.
Don't want it to end
because of Alissa.
You're giving Alissa what
she wants, her power.
Why play into that?
[sighs]
Look at him.
He's so cute.
How amazing is this?
ing amazing.
Thank you.
And right now,
I only see you working.
- It's okay.
- No, it's not okay.
- I enjoy my job at least.
- I know, that's obvious.
Oh, babe, how nice.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So I have a question for you.
Yes?
You know Tyler's
down there working.
Yes, we all had our set of
tasks that we were meant to do
and Fraser said once we
get our tasks done,
we're allowed to tan.
So you wouldn't help
him, finish his?
Captain, I'm sorry.
I didn't even realize
he was still working.
- I thought we were finished.
- It's not even that.
Yeah, that he's on
his last task right now.
Yeah, but my point is
that you're totally missing.
No, I see your point,
but I don't want you to think
that we don't help out.
Stop talking.
Right now, stop.
My question to you is, did you
ask him did he need help?
Did he say he didn't
want your help?
Yeah, he said all he
had to do was the silver.
He said he didn't.
That's not like
a two person job.
All right, that's the way
I wanted to know.
I can go and help him.
I don't mind helping him.
If she asked, truly asked,
and he said no.
- Yeah.
- He's cool.
- Okay.
- You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, we
just got started tasks
- all the time together, so.
- I want him to have time off.
I don't want you to think we
just let him work or anything.
So let me tell
you something, Alissa.
Yeah.
Because there's a way
to talk to a captain.
Uh-huh.
And right now, the way you're
talking to me is not okay.
- I'm sorry.
- So come to the bridge.
- Sure.
- Let's go to the bridge.
There's a lack of respect here
that's going to be addressed.
Got to go get checked.
There is a way to
speak to your captain,
and that is not the one.
It's painful to watch.
Wrong move. Wrong move.
I'm just not going
to have her, like,
make me a monster
every 10 seconds.
- I'm calm, babe.
- You're fine.
And I was talking to her
like a normal person.
He's literally done
with the silver.
- Oh, dear.
- Have a seat.
- Hello.
- Have a seat.
A lot of times, crew overstep,
and you're doing that.
Mm-hmm.
And I just want to
explain something.
What I won't tolerate
is what just happened.
There's a level of respect
I expect for the position.
I know you feel nice
and secure here.
You will be off
this boat so fast.
You'll be going, what the
[bleep] just happened?
Alissa has absolutely
no regard for authority.
She doesn't have
to respect me as a person.
She does have
to respect the position.
So when I bring
something to your attention,
you just explain,
and you end it there.
Yeah, cool. Cool.
I didn't want you to think that,
you know,
we just left him to
continue working
for hours or
anything like that.
Did it come across in a way?
A little bit.
We're such a great team.
We are very considerate
of each other.
But you guys were laying out.
It was just something
I wanted you to be aware of.
No, yeah.
I just, we were aware.
And, like, he's done right
now, you know what I mean?
We had only been up there
for, like, 10 minutes, so.
But when I talk to you,
that communication
style has to change.
- Yeah. Cool.
- All right, good. All right.
All right, Sandy,
Captain Sandy.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
The fact that she said
yes, Sandy, I mean, Captain,
that was the [bleep] you
in my face.
What happened?
You haven't been fired,
have you?
No, definitely not.
She's like, I know you
think that you're secure here.
You'll be off
this boat so quick,
your head will be spinning.
What I said to Captain Sandy
was in defense of
the interior team.
I'm very frustrated with the way
that she's treating Fraser,
and I know that
he won't say it how it is.
When you're picking on
people that I care about,
I really don't have a filter.
She called me in the bridge to
try to make me feel insecure,
but good luck.
You're going to
have to try harder.
- Hey, what's up, bro?
- Hey, how you doing?
Do you want to sit on the dock
or are you going to your bed?
Yeah, let's go sit on the dock.
Fraser, Fraser, Sandy?
Meet me on the bridge.
Copy that.
- Oh, God, is it going to rain?
- Yeah, it is.
Welcome to the Caribbean.
Where the weather is as
unpredictable as my hormones.
I want to talk to you.
Alissa has been
insubordinate three times.
She crossed the line.
I will not tolerate
insubordination on a boat.
When I see where we
can change things,
I expect that person,
that's being you in that role,
to go downstairs and shoulder
what I just told you
that needs to be improved
and not permeate
the boat with cancer.
If she doesn't think we're
not doing a good job,
she thinks this,
I'm.....ing tired of this.
You have now infected
my entire program.
The fish stinks at the head,
and right now you're that head.
When you have insubordination
and just blatant disrespect,
I don't have room for that.
It started with Fraser,
it needs to end with Fraser.
He has lack of
respect for authority.
He needs to earn
my respect back.
What you've done is created
the worst experience
that I've ever experienced
on a boat with a chief stew.
If any words come up the stairs
from another crew member
that there is gossip
or any insubordination,
I will fire that person
and I will fire you.
Okay.
Well, I want to apologize.
This is a learning
opportunity for me.
I'm struggling with
new responsibilities
that I thought I could deal
with and I'm not.
And I'm sorry
that that's come to you
and I'm sorry you feel
a way about me.
To feel that
you've never had worse...
It makes me feel sickened.
People come to me
and talk to me a lot.
So that's where
you draw the line.
And that's where I stop,
but that's what I failed at.
And that's my mistake.
And it's not gonna happen again.
You just made your first step.
We can be allies here or it
could be the other way around.
The hierarchy
has to be respected.
Copy.
Thank you.
This is our reset.
I agree.
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
I feel so embarrassed.
I feel ashamed of my behavior
and I feel very immature.
I've got to use this
mistake to learn from.
So I'm kind of waiting
for my formal apology.
Shut up.
I really wanted an answer
to my text to you
that I wanted to know why
I was getting told that.
I just don't understand
why you'd believe her.
Can you not see she's trying
to drive a wedge between us?
Correct. And she just keeps
trying harder and harder.
Alissa and I were flirting
from time to time.
She still tries to push it,
but I don't.
Last night was on me.
I am sorry.
It's all right.
I've never been involved
in so much ridiculous
drama in my life.
Well, welcome
to your life right now.
I need to eat some lunch.
Lunch?
It's six o'clock.
I know, but
we don't get fed here.
Yeah. Nothing.
So earlier, after work, me
and Hayley went to tan
and Captain Sandy comes
up and she's like,
do you guys know that
Tyler's still working?
And I was like, yeah, we all
got our list of sh... to do.
Like, I don't want you to think
that we left our teammate
and we're just up here
- ing living our lives.
She basically was like,
I don't like your tone.
I'll have you off
this boat so fast
like your head will spin.
And I was just like, okay.
I mean, to
be completely honest,
the reason why
I was so blunt is
because I felt
the need to defend you.
I felt the need
to defend our team.
- And I appreciate that.
- Yeah.
You know what?
I love you for that as a person.
Yeah.
But we have
to respect our hierarchy
and as much as we will
have our own opinions,
these are opinions
we have to keep to ourselves.
Yeah.
I mean, the toughest part
for me is just you.
I love you.
We've got the rest of the season
and we just got to be strong.
Rachel, Ross, Fraser,
let's meet in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting.
Copy on my way, Captain.
- Enjoy.
- Okay.
So this is going to be fun.
Laura Kutryb is a
real estate specialist.
She has won several pageants
over the last years
and recently crowned
Miss Classic Universe.
Laura is looking forward to
celebrating her win
with several of her associates
whom she's met
through pageants.
Laura says her goal
for this charter
is all about being a queen.
Crikey.
Dinner on night one
will be a celebration
of the primaries
Mrs. Classic Universe title.
And then Susan
dietary restrictions.
She's actually
anti-inflammatory.
Following dinner
charter guests John
will surprise the group
with a performance in drag.
Day two, primary request
a beach queen Olympics.
My goal for this charter,
let's hit the reset button,
keep that energy level up,
it's charter number seven,
three more to go.
I want a crown.
I'm sure they'll
give you a crown.
Let's smash it out
in the morning.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Yay.
♪ Matted wee pubes
Matted wee pubes ♪
Okay.
Hey, Mummy.
I'm okay.
I've seen better days
but I'm okay.
I was really upset about the
way I was spoken to by captain
and I voiced my opinion
with the rest of the crew
and the captain has caught
wind of that somehow.
Has named me the cancer
of the crew.
Someone refers to cancer
to me ever again
with what I went
through with my father.
It makes me
so disgusted, Mum.
It makes me so...
But the fact that she thinks
so negatively about me
makes me feel
utterly horrendous.
I did wrong.
I 100% did wrong and
I'm responsible for that
so I'm embarrassed and
I'm going to learn
a lot from this but
I just feel so stupid.
I'm so hungry.
How are you?
- Good.
- Smells like poo.
Were you farting in here?
Do you want to see the dirty
end of a generator.
- Get any sleep?
- Yeah, just exhausted.
I know, my time's up.
We're just talking
about politics, really.
[farts]
Let me get out of here.
[alarm sounds]
[yawns]
[grunts]
You're up early.
- Good morning.
- How you doing?
- What's up, babes?
- Team efforts.
Yeah, guys.
Before the next charter,
I want to make it crystal clear
what I'm not willing
to tolerate anymore.
Zero pushback.
Zero permeating
the vessel with negativity.
The way that Alissa's acted,
every time I've had
to confront her,
it's very defensive
and condescending.
What I need is
that you stop telling her
and start helping her.
I know that you just
came on board and stuff.
No, just give the effort.
I definitely am.
Okay, because I had a
talk with her last night.
Yeah, and you've
never talked with me.
Yeah, so you know now.
But captains always
favor deck crew, though.
Oh, she's definitely
favors the deck crew.
She.....ing
sucks deck crew d*ck.
Hmm.
You know, Alissa's past
the thin ice part.
She's falling through the ice.
For me as a captain,
people need to know
that you have a boundary.
They need to know
where that line is.
Yeah, no,
I totally get that.
The thought to apologize
definitely has crossed my mind,
but I don't think
I was disrespectful.
I don't feel like I'm a super
disrespectful.....ing person.
No, it's not
even what you say.
It's just the way
it can be delivered.
Uh-huh.
Right, here's the
list for this morning.
Laundry, that's important.
Charge all the toys.
Fill Jacuzzi, K2R stains
on the main deck.
And then finally,
the lady moving through
with the plastic box.
My fishy plastic box.
[laughing]
Okay.
All right, cool.
- I'll get the K2R.
- Yeah.
Let's go and fill the Jacuzzi.
Ross, Ross. Can you come to
the bridge, please?
Copy on my way.
- Hey.
- Good morning.
Good morning.
So, just so you know the plan,
we're going to anchor
right here.
If it starts to get worse
because the wind's
supposed to pick up,
worst case scenario, then we'll
come anchor in our go-to spot.
Perfect.
Now, I need you
here as a witness.
- Okay?
- Yep.
Great, thank you.
Alissa, can you please
come to the bridge?
Alissa, to the bridge?
Oh, sh...
What's going on?
Copy on my way.
What seems to be the issue?
Jesus.
Hello.
Hey, have a seat.
Yesterday, when you said
'yes, Sandy, I mean, captain,'
that was the [bleep]
you in my face.
Your insubordination and lack
of respect for this position
is insurmountable.
10x12 - The Fish Stinks From the Head
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Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.
Show chronicles the lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season.