07x01 - The Real Estate Apocalypse

[bunniefuu]

["Back with a Vengeance" by Portals plays]

-[Heather] You ready?
-I don't know what I'm walking into.

[Amanza]
What do you know about the new girl?

-She just had a baby with Nick Cannon.
-Who doesn't?

-[Heather] This is Bre.
-As pretty as everybody said.

Don't get too comfortable,
that's Chrishell's desk.

-Is Chrishell coming in?
-Why's everyone staring at me now?

["Back with a Vengeance" continues]

-Welcome.
-Aw.

-Wow.
-Look at this.

♪ Back with a vengeance... ♪

-Oh, girl!
-Whoo!

Ring the bell.

-I'm just really happy for you.
-Thank you.

I took a long time
to move on from the breakup.

-Let's go again from the top.
-[laughs]

We went into this not knowing how deeply
we were gonna fall for each other.

-[Jason] I want you to meet Marie-Lou.
-Marie-Lou.

I think she's better for him
than Chrishell.

-You're clearly out to get me. Bitch...
-Don't call me bitch.

I'll call you a bitch,
you are a bitch, and you've been a bitch.

-Are things okay with us?
-You hurt Chrishell.

-I'm gonna be protective of her.
-Right.

It's like taking a sh*t of cyanide
talking to her.

Light that fuse. Boom!

["Back with a Vengeance" continues]

Let me finish talking.

-You don't have points and are on dr*gs.
-No. f*ck you.

-No one? Mary? No one?
-We... We... We...

-Chrishell, that wasn't cool.
-But I believe it.

["Back with a Vengeance" continues]

[Nicole] Full panel drug test.
Let me consult with my attorney.

♪ I'm comin' back
Back with a vengeance... ♪

I find Nick Cannon and Bre's relationship
rather off-putting.

Maybe he's a master manipulator.

She can't take accountability
for what she says.

She's mad she got caught.

Who I f*ck and have children with
is my business.

-I'm allowed to voice my opinion.
-Are you?

-We're not a family...
-We actually were a f*cking family.

-We're not in the place that we were.
-Yeah.

I'm wondering if we can get back to it
or if it's not worth it, to be honest.

["Back with a Vengeance" ends]

[hip-hop music plays]
♪ Just watch me ♪

♪ Just watch me ♪

♪ Just watch me ♪

-♪ Just watch me ♪
-♪ Three, two, one, go! ♪

♪ This that thing that comin' up next
So fresh, so hot, yeah makin' a flex ♪

♪ Full feed the head
Full up in the gaslight ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, we got somethin' new ♪

♪ Look at the way you moves ♪

♪ It'll blow your mind ♪

♪ It'll blow your mind ♪

♪ It'll blow your mind... ♪

-Hi!
-Hi, pretty.

Hi.

-Hello.
-Hello, good-looking.

-Look at you.
-You get hotter every time I see you.

-I love you.
-[Emma] Hi.

Hi.

Today's real estate market
will show who's the top agent.

There's no easy sales now,
but I'll put in the work

and come back stronger this year.

Hopefully, between the three of us
we have clients.

[Emma] For sure.

-I think this is epic.
-I love it.

And it just came on the market.

[music continues]

♪ It'll blow your mind ♪

♪ It'll blow your mind ♪

And one of my best friends
is the listing agent, so easy deal.

The cross streets all have
that similar style, which I love.

I love all the shapes. So interesting.
Can you imagine the Instagram photos?

That's why I'm here.

-She brought her ball.
-I brought my ball.

-That's insane. I'm obsessed.
-[Emma] You can't put anything in it.

I thought it was a purse, and I'm like,
"It's actually just a basketball."

It's everything.

-Should we look at the rest of the house?
-Yes. Let's do it.

[pop music plays]
♪ I'm obsessed... ♪

[Bre] The cool thing about this house
is there's 6,000 square feet

of exterior space.

[Emma] This property is insane.

[Bre] Also, all the stone you see
is Italian marble.

-[Amanza] I love the detail...
-[Emma] This wall.

-That's cool.
-How it goes throughout.

♪ Give me what I'm askin' for ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, I want more, more, more ♪

[Emma] I love a good open kitchen concept.

Emma, you could cook up a storm in here.

I could do some serious work in here
with this view too.

Does anybody want a...
[crunches] ...Hot Cheeto?

-A casual Cheeto?
-A Hot Cheeto?

I love how you just pulled
a Cheeto out of your Birkin bag.

-So, do you? No? Okay.
-[Emma] Just one? No.

-I've got my ball. I'm good.
-No, you have a Chanel ball, okay, great.

Uh, I'm obsessed with this house.

[sighs] Me too. I love it.

-My gosh.
-I can't wait to sell it.

-[Bre laughs] There we go, Amanza.
-Same.

-Love the glass.
-Isn't this stunning?

The whole house
has pocket sliding Fleetwood doors.

This house is top-tier, guys.

It's a very O Group house.
Wouldn't you agree?

-All the levels?
-Yeah, all the levels, yeah.

[Bre] I'd love to show Jason
I can find a buyer for this.

-[Emma] Did you guys hear the news? So...
-[Amanza] What?

-Jason followed Chrishell to Australia.
-Oh, wow.

Jason, Brett, Chrishell, and Marie-Lou.

That's creepy.

-[Emma] Her face.
-Okay.

I think we need to pop a Xanax
in your mouth after that one.

[pop music plays]
♪ Yeah, we got that honey, ah ♪

♪ Make you feel a little funny ♪

♪ So sweet and sunny
I bet you gonna feel so good ♪

[Chrishell] I took a break
from real estate because I wanted to join

G on their summer tour in Australia.

This is actually the longest
that I have been away.

I got to, you know,
spend the holidays with their family,

and we just really just grew so close.

It's amazing.
I feel like I have two homes now.

-Hello. Ahoy. I made it.
-[Jason] Yeah!

-Hey. How are you? So glad you made it.
-Hi.

-Hello.
-[Marie-Lou] Hi.

-How are you?
-I'm good, and you?

-This is beautiful. Thank you.
-[Brett] First things first.

I did know Jason was planning on
doing New Year's in Australia,

but I wasn't sure
if our timing was gonna work out

because we were hopping all over
for different shows.

And it did,
so I'm excited to catch up with him.

Cheers, guys.

-[Jason] Cheers, bro.
-[Brett] Good to see you. Cheers to that.

I know a lot of people think
that it must be so weird

for us to be as close as we are

and to hang out
with each other's new partners as exes.

But maybe it's something in the water
at the Oppenheim Group.

We just, you know, you kinda
keep it moving, and it's not weird.

Sadly, G couldn't come 'cause
they're rehearsing for their show tonight,

which is gonna be super fun.

I think a 10:30 set time,
if you guys wanna come.

[Emma] I wonder how Marie-Lou's feeling.

-I feel like that's a little...
-Oh, yeah, she's like, "Whoa."

There's nothing like the O Group.

-[Amanza] Never a dull moment.
-No.

-Let's see the house.
-Let's see the rest of it.

[pop music plays]

[Amanza] Ooh!

-It's a nice primary.
-Oh, look at the fireplace. That's cool.

-[Bre] Very zen.
-[Emma] I like all the wood stacked up.

-I wonder if you could climb that.
-[Bre] Oh, my God.

-[Amanza] Of course you'd try to climb it.
-[Emma] It's kind of a rock-climbing wall.

It's wonderful.

Fricking Emma.

[Bre] We can't take her anywhere.

[energetic pop music plays]

[Chrishell] Would you jump in?

If you give me and Lou a thousand dollars,
then we'll jump in the water.

Like you need the money,
but I do wanna see you jump in the water.

-It's the principle. You have to pay.
-I absolutely will.

You have to pay
to see me with my shirt off.

Oh, my God.

So you're basically paying $500
to see me with my shirt off.

You're so stupid.

I will say, it was nice
to kind of take some time away.

I mean, it is one of those things where

it got a little stressful there,
obviously.

And so I feel like now,
I feel a little more recharged

and a little more,
you know, just a little more focused

on coming back in
and checking in with my clients.

Listen, both of us
have been kind of pulled away.

We both have new relationships.

We've been traveling.

So, I understand, like, you know,
your distance from the office.

I, quite honestly,
have been a little distant myself.

I need to plug my ass back in completely,
and I just, you know...

I'm excited that you are going to as well.
I can't wait to get you back.

I think it'll be good.

[Bre] Well, I just hope
Marie-Lou isn't the jealous type.

I'm uncomfortable,
and I'm not even on that boat.

I mean, I do think
that Chrishell was Jason's great love.

-[Amanza] I do agree.
-Yeah?

-I've known Jason a very long time.
-Yeah.

-He was madly in love with that woman.
-[Emma] Yeah.

[music continues]
♪ We are the... We are the... ♪

♪ We are the ones, yeah ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ We are the ones ♪

["I Love What I See"
by Lady Sway feat. LiTTiE plays]

♪ Newfound energy ♪

♪ Ain't no hill too steep ♪

♪ And I feel like, yeah, I got this ♪

♪ I've got this ♪

♪ Like I found my zen ♪

♪ Love my reflection ♪

♪ And I'm not afraid to flaunt it... ♪

-[Mary] How much is this one again?
-[Nicole] Twenty-six.

♪ I l-l-love what I see ♪

♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

♪ I l-l-love what I see ♪

-All right.
-All right.

-How big is this one?
-Just under 13,000 square feet.

So it must be including those
four structures in the back of the lot.

[Mary] Okay.

Selling a $26 million house to a client
would be a great way to start the year.

[Mary] Hopefully, after seeing this,
maybe we will have a client for it.

[Nicole] Yeah.

[Mary] Things are moving pretty slow
in the market right now.

If we wanna do business,
we have to work harder.

-I like the lighting on the stairs.
-Mm-hmm.

You don't have as many buyers
out there trying to buy.

We don't have
as many sellers willing to sell.

I think every agent
has to really get out there and hustle,

otherwise you're gonna be out of a job.

You know, I had time to think.
I'm not gonna be a manager anymore.

-Really? [gasps]
-Yes.

I've decided to take a step back
and focus on my clients,

and not have drama around me,

and not have to worry
about walking into a room,

and it's like,
"Who do I have to separate today?"

Right.

I thought I was being assigned
a job like a real estate manager.

-Right, right, right.
-Not a frickin' therapist.

["Watch Me Now" by SATV Music plays]

♪ Just watch me now ♪

♪ Just watch me now... ♪

-This stone is really loud and busy...
-I like this.

[Nicole] But I really love it.

Yeah. Hey, this is cute.

Are there two of 'em?

-For a $26 million house...
-This isn't big enough.

Look, again, I've never seen a house
with so many different kinds of stone.

It's kind of interesting.

♪ Just watch me now ♪

-[Mary] Definitely an entertainer's home.
-[Nicole] Yeah.

It's kind of pricey, right?

You'd think they'd price this very well
with the mansion tax coming up.

-It's a massive chunk of change.
-Yes.

Measure ULA,
also known as the mansion tax,

is something
that's going into effect next month.

Any properties sold over $5 million
are gonna have an additional 4% tax,

and anything over $10 million
is gonna have 5.5% additional tax.

Those are huge numbers,

and I think it'll be a massive detriment
to the real estate market as a whole.

-Makes me nauseous even thinking about.
-I know.

I think sellers need to really, um,
take a good look at what their pricing is,

and they need to price very aggressively,

because they're getting ready
to lose a lot of money in extra taxes.

-It's crazy. And then you buy a new house...
-Oh, jeez.

This'll be a nightmare.

And your interest rate's tripling,
quadrupling.

No one's gonna do it.

I've got clients that are like,
"I want to..."

-It's scary.
-"But why would I?"

But listen, it's times like these

where real realtors,
people who'll make it, show their worth,

and everyone else
falls through the cracks.

Buckle up because things are changing.

We're just screwed.

[hip-hop music plays]

♪ I want the best, like Cabo ♪

♪ First-class flight, I'm off to Morocco ♪

♪ I am, papi, yeah, Eddie Guapo ♪

♪ Spending 'nero like the El Chapo ♪

♪ Bad, good, but better than best ♪

♪ Yeah, I'm always dressed to impress ♪

♪ Can't slow down, we livin' so fast... ♪

-[Emma] Let's do this.
-[Chelsea] Let's do this.

♪ Uh-huh, you bring on the magic ♪

♪ Uh-huh, you reach out and grab it ♪

♪ Uh-huh, yeah, I got to have it ♪

♪ Uh-huh, yeah, I got to have it ♪

♪ Uh-huh, you bring on the magic... ♪

[Emma] I already love it.

♪ Yeah, I want the best ♪

-Double mirrors. Starting off right.
-Yes!

Believe it or not, I've never had
a birthday party before,

so we're going big, or we're going home.

I feel like I've accomplished a lot
by the age of 30,

and I'm really determined
in my real estate career.

I wanna keep crushing it.

I wanna be the top agent
at the O Group this year.

Well, every year.

-Hi, Chelsea.
-[Chelsea] This is Clarisse. Hi, darling.

-Nice to see you.
-Good to see you.

-This is Emma, my beautiful friend.
-Hi.

I am her best friend and assistant.

She'll be assistant party planner.
Good luck.

Yes. Watch out.

Exactly.

We'll do masquerade theme,

so everybody's gonna be in black,
red, and white, and gold, right?

-Okay, perfect.
-So I really wanna go over the top.

-Yes.
-[Chelsea] I don't like the beigey color.

We could have,
like, the lighting turn red...

-And bring in an ambient lighting.
-Mood lighting, yeah.

For sure.

And then we can have the sex room
with naked men, like strippers.

If you want a sex room,
you could get a sex expert to come.

-She presents all these different toys.
-I think that's a great idea.

-[Clarisse] Show you how to use it.
-I'm already coming...

[all laugh]

Just kidding.
Don't tell my dad. Just kidding.

What were you thinking entertainment-wise?

Entertainment-wise,
you could have a magician,

a tarot card reader, a lip-reader.

-Lip-reader?
-What's that?

She'll give your guests
a brand-new lipstick and a piece of paper.

You kiss the paper,
and she'll read your lip lines.

Kind of like a palm reader.

What happens if our friends
had lip fillers? Does that change...

This year is Chelsea's year.
It's her dirty thirty.

See you guys, bye.

So I want her to be thirty,
flirty, and a little dirty.

I can't believe
this is your first birthday ever.

Yeah, I never really celebrated
my birthday growing up.

I think they've always kind of been
sad times for me

because obviously, as you know,
my parents weren't always present

because my mom lived
in the States for work,

and my dad was traveling
or working in Nigeria.

It was always a day
that I just wanted to skip over.

Well, we're not skipping it now.

[Chelsea] My mother's coming to my party,

and ever since becoming a mother myself,
honestly, we've become inseparable.

She's my best friend.

I feel like I finally understand
the sacrifices she made

because as a mother now myself,

I'd make those same sacrifices
for my kids.

It's gonna be people that have,
like, a direct impact on my life.

People that I admire,
people that support me.

-Is Nicole coming?
-Yes, Nicole is coming.

I need to know whether Nicole is
a friend or an enemy or frenemy.

I need to know where she is.

I can't figure her out.
She's very nice to me.

She's very shady to you.
She's fake to Chrishell.

I'm trying to place her.

When she's around me,
I actually think she's kind of dope.

She's so nice.
She's kinda like overly nice and overly...

A little kiss-assy. She's fake, so...

She's about as real
as the meat in my empanadas.

She's just coming and hating on everybody.

Actually, I do have something to tell you.

Nicole said that,

"Well, Emma's only friends with Chrishell
because she's a social climber."

-Is that a joke?
-Wow.

-Of all the things you could call me...
-Social climber?

Tell me I dress like a hoe, I'll take it.
I love to get...

-But a social climber?
-Social climber?

I built my own stairs, thank you, Nicole.

I'm getting to know Nicole,
and real recognize real.

I've seen she doesn't have
any problem voicing her opinion.

I wanted you to know.

Don't call me something
that couldn't be further from the truth.

No.

She doesn't seem like
a very good person to me.

I mean,
that's kind of why I haven't invited Bre.

And I wanna look around the room
and just see nothing but love for me.

But do you think it could be
a good time for you to, kind of,

not only break the ice,
but put her into a position where

you guys can both, kind of,
put your walls down a little bit?

No. It's either gonna happen organically,
or it's not gonna happen at all.

On that note,
when did you become friends with her?

-Mrs. Bre's Mouthpiece Bitch.
-No.

Honestly, I don't understand
why everyone's friends with Bre.

What do we share in common?

I feel like you're a very good mom.
She does seem like a very good mom.

Maybe you connect on that.

I don't even share my husband. She does.

We don't share that in common.

["the AUDACITY" by Emlyn plays]

♪ Where do all these men
Find the audacity? ♪

[pop-rock music plays]

♪ I just want a fast ride ♪

♪ I'm blowin' through the red lights ♪

♪ We're gonna take it all the way ♪

[Mary] Romain?

-[Romain] I'm in the closet.
-Oh, okay.

[music ends]

Hey, baby.

Hey, my baby.

-What you doing? Moving the electrical?
-Uh-huh.

-The Spider-Man kiss.
-[chuckles]

Nice.

You look hot.

[Mary giggles]

I don't know if you noticed
I'm a little... busty today, but...

Busty?

Yeah. I just thought
I was gonna start my period, so...

Yeah.

But I haven't. And I'm five days late, so...

Um...

I stopped and got a pregnancy test
at the store when I was out,

because I know we were trying,
but I don't wanna get my hopes up,

so I'm gonna go take a test.

Yeah, but don't look at it before me.
We look at it together.

Meet me in the living room.

-We'll wait for the answer together.
-Yes. But hurry up, I wanna know.

That would be great. Amazing.

-Oh, f*ck.
-[Romain chuckles]

Ah!

[hopeful piano music plays]

I had my son, Austin, 26 years ago.
I was 15 when I got pregnant.

Um, obviously, not a planned pregnancy.

His dad was out of the picture
within the first year.

And it was difficult being a teenage,
single mom.

I made so many mistakes,
you know, just trying to get by

and not knowing what I was doing,

and... it scared me
to ever have another child

without having my sh*t together,
basically.

Did you pee?

I did. It's waiting.

-And so? Shake it.
-I... No, you're not allowed to shake it.

Shake it. It will come faster.

Okay.

It's got the two dots right now, thinking.

-It's thinking?
-Uh-huh.

-[sighs]
-Are you worried?

No, I'm not worried, I'm...
I don't know, nervous, in a way.

I don't know.

I just don't know which way,

'cause I thought things happened before,
and then I'm not,

and now I'm like, well,
it'll take way more time to get pregnant.

-Why?
-Well, at my age.

-Oh God, it's on the last one.
-Your age? What?

[Mary] Oh, f*ck!

Oh, my God.

[laughs] Oh, my God.

Is it for sure?

-Not false positive?
-Baby, I'm pregnant.

-Come here!
-Oh, sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, this is insane.

Let's get into the doctor
right away to, like...

-We'll have a super baby. Don't worry.
-Yeah.

I'm so excited.

Romain and I did not think

that we'd be able
to get pregnant this fast, and I am...

I'm... I'm over the moon.

I wanna tell Amanza.

-We should tell her.
-Other than that, until...

I don't know
if I really wanna tell everybody.

-Should we FaceTime her?
-Yeah.

[phone rings]

[Romain] Hi, Amanza!

I am literally in front of...

-I should not be on camera...
-Bestie, listen.

It's really important.

[whimsical music plays]

[screaming] What?!

[Mary and Romain laugh]

[laughing]

-We're having a baby!
-[Mary and Romain laugh]

-Did she say "we"?
-Yeah.

Oh, my God, that's gonna be
the cutest baby on the frickin' planet.

-[both] Aw.
-Let's just start there.

It's gonna be so good
because it's gonna heal her.

Oh my God, I'm getting emotional.

[quiet piano music plays]

[Amanza] f*ck. That hit me.

[chuckles]

I'm just really excited
for her to be able to experience it

the way that she deserves to.

I mean, we love Austin, obviously,

but she was a baby when she had Austin,

and she's traumatized
from that experience.

f*ck.

sh*t, wait, this is a real thing.
There's a baby in me.

It's gonna be so good this time.

It's gonna show her and help her believe
that she actually is an amazing mom.

I'm on cloud nine. I love you guys.

-Okay.
-Bye.

-[Amanza] Bye.
-Bye.

[gasps]

I'm pregnant.

-Oh my God.
-The cutest baby.

[both laugh]

[piano music continues]

[Romain] Hm...

I'm so lucky.

You're gonna be a good daddy.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

It makes me very happy that I don't feel
like I'm on my own on this.

No.

["Come Alive" by Summer Kennedy plays]

I love you.

♪ Our dreams come alive ♪

♪ Alive ♪

♪ Our dreams come alive ♪

[upbeat music plays]

♪ Get ready for this ♪

♪ Woo hoo, yeah ♪

♪ Get ready for this ♪

♪ Woo hoo, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's about to go down ♪

Let's look at the rest of the house.
I wanna wait till Bre's here.

I wanna introduce you to her
because I'll be on maternity leave,

so when I'm gone
if you wanna see other places,

-she'll help me.
-All right.

Honey, I'm home.

There she is.

-Hi. Oh my God, this is stunning.
-[Heather] Right?

-Hello, my love. We're excited to see you.
-[Heather] Look. Almost here to see Aunty.

-[Bre] Are you excited?
-I can't believe it. It's like he's here.

-[Bre] I'll miss you.
-[Heather] I know.

Hi, I'm sorry.

-This is Bre.
-Josh. Nice to meet you.

[Heather] This is my client Josh.

He's very successful,
started on TikTok and YouTube.

-Okay.
-Yeah, I do social media,

and then I also have a production company
and a venture fund now.

-Oh, dope.
-I own multiple companies and invest.

This generation is just different.

We didn't get started until our thirties.

We didn't know anything
until two years ago. I was like, "What?"

-And now they all start... You're 22?
-I'm 20. Yeah.

-I'm sorry, what?
-[Josh] Twenty.

-Never mind, I can't date him. Okay.
-Well, I mean, you never know.

This is her goal.

Yeah, I'm gonna find her a husband.
[whispers] Josh.

All right, well, let's...
All right, guys, all right.

I do not want a husband.

I'll say it again,
I do not want a husband.

Josh could be like a play toy, I guess,
but thanks, but no thanks, Heather.

Let's see the party area?
Or you guys see it?

I'm down.

["Better Watch Me" by SATV Music plays]

♪ Want a piece of this?
We'll put on a show ♪

-[Bre] The lighting and the texture.
-[Josh] Like I walked into a nightclub.

I mean, you can't drink yet,
but this is a great bar.

Well, we're only like ten days away,
so it's soon.

Okay, so you can move in
and have your first drink in your own bar.

-Oh, wow. Okay.
-[Josh] Let's see what this is.

Is it soundproof in here?

Well, let's find out. Okay.

-I'll just yell from here, all right?
-Okay, perfect.

-It's gonna be loud, hopefully.
-Okay, we'll see.

[yells]

What!?

Mm...

-Hear it?
-I wouldn't say soundproof.

Okay.

But if you need help,
at least someone will hear you.

-[Josh] All right.
-[Bre] Okay. [laughs]

[Heather] Hello, what was that?

I don't know.
She had me screaming down there though.

-Were you christening the house?
-We had to test some things out.

Yeah, it felt like an escape room.
[laughs]

You said I needed a husband.
I was making sure I secured the husband.

That was not very long,
so I'm not very impressed. [laughs]

Shall we go upstairs
and see you guys' bedroom?

Let's do it.

-[Heather] Let's go.
-All right, Momma.

[pop music plays]

Welcome to the primary.

♪ It's everything that you need... ♪

I love how the stone
goes all the way to the ceiling.

Let's see the shower.
How many people can it fit?

-[Josh] More than one.
-What kind of showers you taking, Heather?

[music continues]

-This is gorgeous.
-Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

[Heather] That's gorgeous.
Overall, you like the house?

Yeah, I like the style.
It's what I've been looking for.

The space is great.

I'll send you some listings,
so you have an idea of what's in the area,

and then we can compare,
you guys can look at things.

-Awesome.
-Great.

-I'll see you later.
-Yeah. Good seeing you.

You're in good hands.

[hip-hop music plays]

♪ I'm in the mood to taste some ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to be and be seen ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to eat you up too ♪

♪ 'Cause I'mma do my thing ♪

♪ Take it light while I play it right
Bling bling, roll the dice ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to taste some ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to be and be seen ♪

♪ I'm in the mood to eat you up too ♪

♪ 'Cause I'mma do my thing... ♪

Hey. All right.

So cute. And Amanza's coming too?

Yes.

♪ I'm in the mood to taste some ♪

-[Chrishell] She'll be here soon.
-[Emma] Oh! Speak of the devil!

-[Chrishell] Yes! Hi.
-You came ready to slay.

[Amanza]
Welcome back from Australia, Chrishell.

Everybody has on black and white,
and I have black and white boots.

[waiter] Hi, ladies, do we know
what we want for dinner this evening?

Um, I will take
the steak please, the filet.

I would like to have the hamachi crudo
and the meatball.

-[Emma] It's singular?
-You only get one ball?

-[waiter] One one-pound meatball.
-One.

I like two, but I'll take one.

-Can I get the Dover sole, please?
-I'll do the Dover sole as well.

Thank you.

-Everybody, cheers.
-Cheers. To moms and hoes.

-[Chrishell] Yes.
-[Amanza] Yes.

-[Bre] Mm...
-[Amanza] I wanna hear.

-Single and looking.
-Single.

Single and looking.

-I don't know what I am. Question mark.
-[Emma] Question mark.

Is there any guys you like right now,
or no, not currently?

Yeah, I do have
a crush on somebody, but, uh...

And we've met one time,
but we'll see, to be continued.

That's a dimply smile.

-I mean...
-Okay.

-[waiter] Your hors d'oeuvres.
-Thank you.

[Chrishell] Oh, my God,
that meatball is hilarious.

-Now I know why there's only one meatball.
-[Emma] Oh, hello.

[Chrishell] I have a question.

Who would you sleep with celebrity-wise?
Who would you pick?

Michael B. Jordan.

I could do that, and I've done that.

Oh! You have?!

[laughing]

Oh! Oh, my God!

I wanna live
through that vag*na right now.

[laughter]

I've slept with all of my favorites.
I'm kidding. [laughs]

[Amanza] Wow.

I have not been on a date
in God knows how long.

Is Peter...

-Who's Peter?
-[Emma] The ex.

He's like the only guy I've really seen
for the past five, six years.

But he's out of the picture,
so you wouldn't need to know, right?

Chrishell's dying for him to be out.

You wouldn't want
your daughter to date him,

but you'd want to be friends with him
'cause he's fun and is like...

-Like Brett.
-Yeah, exactly.

-Oh, God.
-Yeah.

-Anyway.
-[Emma] Anyway.

So I just wanna be with somebody
that's like my best friend,

and then also I'm in love with.

-That's literally all I want in life.
-Same.

And you're gonna get that.

I'm just trying a new way.

I'm like, if you believe it,
it will come, you know?

-Build it...
-Like Noah's Ark?

No. If you build it, it will come.

-[Bre] They will come.
-Field of Dreams.

-[gasps] Oh, my God, the baseball movie.
-Yeah.

-Yes!
-Guys, it's Noah's Ark.

-No, there's a movie.
-No, the movie literally said that quote.

I know the movie.

She was just saying,
Noah built an ark and animals came.

We're saying there's a movie
where they quoted it.

That's not what I'm saying.

-[Amanza] What are you saying?
-The movie is taking that from Noah's Ark.

-If you build it, they will come?
-[Bre] Yes.

Noah's Ark is a movie?
I thought it was a book.

-You're talking about the Bible book. Yes.
-I'm dying.

It's a book all right.

I didn't know
it was from the f*cking Bible.

[Bre] Well, you know now.

[laughter]

-Okay, so I have a question.
-[Bre] Yeah.

-[Chrishell] So, Bre...
-Yes?

If you met Mr., Mrs., whoever, Right,

would you be open to, like, pursuing it?

I love Nick.

I'm happy with my relationship,
however that is.

And, like, if I date, I date. If I...

Would Nick care if you dated anyone else?

-I don't know. Maybe.
-I think he would.

Wait. You've got to be kidding me.
That's not fair.

But I do what I wanna do,
but I still would never disrespect Nick.

I just wouldn't.

And even his situations and stuff,

I've always been
nothing but respectful of that.

I know people don't get it,
and I don't care that people don't get it.

-It's like a new age power position.
-[Bre] A hundred percent.

-[Chrishell] You don't need anything.
-Yep.

-Your child is well taken care of.
-Yep.

[Chrishell] You're not looking for,
you know, any kind of hole to be filled.

-Yep.
-You're fulfilling yourself.

Well, maybe we could tell Chelsea that.

Oh.

Would you be open to squashing it?

-Honestly, I don't know.
-Yeah.

But I feel like, as a person
if you're big enough to apologize,

like, I'll hear you out.

-[Emma] Yeah.
-I won't be like, "f*ck off and die."

Okay, I will mediate you and Chelsea.

No. I feel like it's biased.
You're saying...

But I also have a connection with you
regardless of how long I've known her.

If Chelsea's gonna listen to someone,
it would be Emma.

Her bond is too tight with Chelsea
to mediate for us. It's not fair.

[Emma] No...

[sighs] I'm just glad
I get along with everybody, you guys.

-Sounds exhausting.
-[Emma] Yeah.

Emma, you kind of get along
with everybody, except for one person.

-Who?
-You don't really get along with Nicole.

I don't think she's a good person.
She's not.

-I wasn't involved, but I don't like her.
-She's not a good person.

She'll change and shift to try and...

Chameleon.

Yeah, it's like social climbing
at its best.

Okay, so you know she couldn't come
in here and just say whatever...

-Funny.
-[Chrishell] Does Bre know?

-Did you just say that by accident?
-She doesn't know.

-We got something for you.
-[Bre] Now what?

-[Chrishell] Interesting you said that.
-What?

Nicole had the audacity to call me
a m*therf*cking social climber.

Oh, you're a social climber?

Yes, because of my friendship
with Chrishell.

She doesn't know a real friendship
if you threw it at the wall.

-Exactly.
-Because...

Me and Chrishell actually have
one of the most genuine friendships

in the entire world,
and she's never experienced that.

So that could be the only reason
why I'd wanna be friends with Chrishell.

First it was Chrishell and Nicole
going at one another,

and now it's Nicole and Emma.

When will it end?

It's hard for me to hear,
"She's a psycho."

I've been friends with her
for a very long time.

But if Nicole actually said what she said
about you being a social climber,

I think that's batshit crazy because
it could not be further from the truth.

[energetic pop music plays]

♪ Pull me under ♪

♪ Tie me beneath ♪

♪ Draggin' me down
'Cause I'm misery-bound ♪

♪ Shudder ♪

["Here We Go" by Extreme Music plays]

♪ Everybody wants a devil ♪

♪ Everybody wants it white and black ♪

♪ Everybody thinks they're angels ♪

♪ They got the answers
We just wish we had ♪

♪ They don't know ♪

♪ Everybody in the shadows
Coming out today ♪

♪ Everybody in the shadows
Coming out to play ♪

♪ Everybody in the shadows
Coming out today ♪

♪ Everybody in the shadows
Coming out, here we go ♪

♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪

-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪
-♪ Here we go... ♪

Okay, babe, don't look at the guys.

-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪
-♪ Here we go... ♪

-Hello.
-Oh, I love this.

-♪ Here we go ♪
-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪

-♪ Oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪
-♪ Here we go ♪

-♪ Whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪
-♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo, oo ♪

[Chrishell] Hello, guys.

-Hi.
-[Chrishell] Hello. How are you?

I'm good.

"Marie-Lou"?

I've been... Well, we just...
Okay, Marie-Lou.

I... Am I saying it wrong? Is it...

-[producer 1] Marie-Lou. Lou.
-[producer 2] "Lou."

-So it's not Mary-Lou?
-[producer 1] It's Marie-Lou.

Oh, my God, I've been saying it wrong.

-No one's using the masks.
-[Romain] No.

-Hello.
-[Jason] Hi, sweetheart.

[Chrishell] How are you?

-[Jason] This the cake?
-[Clarisse] It is the cake.

-[Emma] Don't touch it.
-[Jason] I'm not touching it.

-[Mary gasps]
-Oh, no. Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck is this?
Is that the f*cking cake?

[gasps]

-[Nicole] Oh, sh*t.
-How'd you do that?

I don't know,
but this is Balmain, a vintage Balmain.

-No, wait! Don't spread it!
-f*ck. Sorry.

["Here We Go" continues]

Whoa. It's not my birthday.

Brett, good to see you.

-Nice party.
-All my wife.

-[woman] So wonderful to meet you.
-This is Chelsea's mom.

Nice meeting you.

[Chrishell] Where is she?

-I can't wait to see what she wears.
-I know.

Odds on her being carried: two to one.

The anticipation!

["Top of the World" by Ely Eira plays]

♪ I'm a king, I'm a queen
Every night, I'm on top of the world ♪

[crowd cheers]

[Chrishell] You look so gorgeous!

[Jason] Look at that! That looks amazing.

[Amanza] She's so f*cking tiny!

Happy birthday, baby.

-You guys are gonna make me cry.
-I know.

My queen. I love you, pumpkin.

I'm gonna cry. I don't wanna cry.

It's okay, baby. It's okay.

It's a beautiful thing to see.

Mwah! Mwah!

You look beautiful.

[friend] You look scrumptious!

-[Chelsea] Thank you for coming!
-Happy birthday!

Mwah! Mwah!

[Chelsea] So I'm honestly so grateful
for every single person in this room.

As I turn 30 today,

the person that I have to give
the most love to is my mother.

[all] Awww!

You are an incredible human being.

You are the strongest person I know.

You are an immigrant.

You have broken boundaries,

and you do it with so much grace.

So any time I feel like I'm failing,
I look to you.

The only reason
I'm the woman I am today is because...

Okay, stop. Enough.

[cheering]

I don't know if everybody knows my story,
but I moved here in 2015,

and two weeks after moving here,
I swiped on Tinder.

And it was this fly guy.

I always believe that you should go
for the studious, nerdy tech guy

because then you can always figure out
how to dress him, you know.

Go for the guy that loves their family,

loves the people around him,
and that's this guy here.

This guy changed my life.

He's shown me what love really is.

And love is what we have.

[Chrishell] Aw!

[Chelsea] And I am...

[applause]

I am so...

-This man came along... [screams]
-Happy birthday.

[Chelsea gasps]

[Chrishell] Open it!

-Can you please be a little bit patient?
-No.

-We wanna see what's in that box.
-Is it a Kelly? A Himalayan?

Okay, this is my first Birkin.

[Jeff] Happy birthday.

All right, can we go party now? Yeah!

[pop music plays]

[Mary] Oh, that's cute.

Okay. Okay.

-All right.
-Okay.

[gleeful shouting, laughing]

That's the best photo of us
I've ever seen in my life.

-[Jason] You guys are getting outta here?
-I'm so tired.

All right, sweetheart.

♪ Little bit of jazz, little bit of soul ♪

♪ Little hip hop and rock and roll ♪

[Emma] I love you.
I have something to take care of.

What do you have to take care of?

Stay tuned.

-[Emma] Hi, Nicole.
-Hey.

So I heard you've been saying
a few things about me,

and I wanted to hear what you have to say.

Did you call me a social climber?

I did.

You did? Do you know
the definition of a social climber?

Yes, but let me... Listen,
instead of just us getting into a thing...

You made a really big statement
about my character by saying that.

You know that, right?

So keep that big ball of energy,

and don't let 'em
shrink to raisins right now.

I don't shrink to raisins for anyone.

[Emma] So keep that energy.
Keep that same energy.

You are one way when you don't have
the people backing you up.

-Oh, my God!
-I stand alone.

I don't have
anyone backing me up on anything.

[Emma] 'Cause no one has your back.

-I don't care.
-'Cause you literally lost your sh*t.

I built my own f*cking ladder.

I didn't get to where I am in life
because I got...

-I didn't say business ladder.
-Understand?

Do you know what a social climber is?

Yes. Someone who attaches themselves
to someone who has a greater status,

so they can gain a greater status.

[Emma] So who are you referring to?

[Nicole] You're...

-Listen...
-[Emma] Speak. Come on.

Has the cat got your tongue? Talk.

-Your friend who can do no wrong...
-[Emma] How come every single person...

-Your victim friend who can do no wrong...
-Victim?

-Oh, you're...
-Yes, yes, victim.

You guys are trying
to get everyone against me.

Cool, you've done it.

I said something Chrishell didn't like.

And Chrishell is, "You're with me,
or I'm gonna f*cking end you."

You are so miserable.

I don't know what we need to do,
but I feel like you need to be happier,

and then we'd have less problems.

Interesting, I think I could say
the same about you...

I am the happiest person in the world!

-Have you lost your mind?
-Clearly.

-I'm so happy.
-[Nicole] So happy?

[Emma] I am so happy.

I'm so happy, and I'm nice,
and I empower other women.

You're worried... Oh, you... Really?

-Yeah.
-You empower other women? Okay.

-Interesting.
-[Emma] I do.

Honey, you are young, you are immature,
and you have a lot to learn.

From you? You're not a kind person at all.

Yes, I am a very kind person.

You're always pretty miserable.

If there's a stick up your ass,
you should switch it out.

We're at a sex party.

I'll donate my sex toy to you.
You need it.

I am married. I don't need a sex toy.

Something's not happening in your life.
I don't know what.

You don't realize,
you can't look in the mirror

and realize you're the problem.

You made a comment about my character.
It's unacceptable.

You haven't made comments
about my character for six months?

You think I'm f*cking crying about it?

Um, what's going on?

Listen, she asked if I called her
a social climber. I said yes.

-I own that.
-Well, okay, hold on.

-I need to pause right...
-No...

[Amanza] I need to know the conversation
and where it came from.

I don't know why this is such a big deal.

-It's a huge deal.
-It is.

So all the things
these two have said about me,

I'm just supposed to take it?

You've said horrific things about me.

-You've said nothing but...
-That are true.

And I will continue to say.
Everything I say about you is true.

You wanna be nice? I was nice to you.

We got along. We did business together.
Emma was nice to you.

We didn't do business together.

You wanna do sh*t to Emma?
Then back it up.

You don't know what work...
You don't know what work is.

I make more than you in five minutes
than you could ever make in five years.

From Instagram. That's so cute.
That's gonna be around for a long time.

-I'm working on a long-term career.
-You don't...

Okay. You rearranged your whole face.

-[Amanza] I do know.
-What?

[Chrishell] You got everything done.

I rearranged my face?

f*cking mean girls.
The definition of mean girls here.

-I want to tell...
-Is that a joke?

Listen, you dish it, we can dish it back.

You and your bodyguard friend...

-You guys have a real problem.
-Who the f*ck is that?

I called you a social climber.
Move on, Emma.

[Emma] I'll still call you...

You're gonna be friends
with somebody like this?

I've been absolutely grilled
by everyone about so much bullshit.

About so many untrue things, so...

You're saying that's your excuse?

-Stop talking.
-No. I'm talking to her.

-She can talk. That's not fair.
-[Amanza] Seriously.

When I say "stop talking,"
it's because I just want her to know

why if we walk away from this table,
and I can't f*ck with you anymore,

it's because I think it's really f*cked up
you'd call Emma a social climber.

Because she could not be
more opposite of that.

And Chrishell's a good person.
Everybody loves her. I adore her.

-My children adore her.
-You're an awful person.

-Awful, awful person.
-Shut up.

[dark music plays]

You're an awful human being, truly.

♪ I'm gonna make you regret ♪

♪ Never forget all of the that you did... ♪

[Nicole] I was Jason's first agent
at the O Group over ten years ago.

I helped build this company
from the ground up. I'm here to work.

I'm not here for any of this bullshit.

-I'm sorry I went off on you.
-[Chelsea] What the f*ck happened?

♪ Sayin' your prayers
Check under your bed ♪

♪ I'mma get in your headlight ♪

♪ I got in your headlight ♪

♪ I'm a bad dream ♪

["Clapback" by Robyn The Bank
& John Buchanan plays]

♪ Yo, I'm just here for the clapback ♪

♪ Tap, tap it, tap it, tap it back now ♪

This is stunning.

I saw this in the photos,
but it looks even better in person.

[man] You get this house sold,

and you can pick this Bentley GT,
the Aston Martin, plus your commission.

[all] Wow.

-[Bre] This is so dope.
-[Mary] Oh, my God.

["Clapback" continues]

You have no idea what an honor it is
to meet my eighth-favorite comedian.

Didn't know it was possible,
but you're my third-favorite twin.

We're opening up a new Los Angeles office.

Los Angeles!

-It's massive.
-My ears are perking up. We have a buyer?

["Clapback" continues]

And then they jump.

-[squeals]
-[laughs]

I just closed escrow!

Yay!

♪ I'm goin' all in... ♪

Welcome to O Group Cabo.

I guess we're gonna play
Russian roulette in Cabo.

-[Emma] Is that Marie-Lou?
-Stop it.

So if it's a professional thing, fine.
Other than that, I'm out.

Bre, how are you?

-Who is this girl?
-Stop being a bitch.

I'll be a bitch all I want.
What'll you do about it?

Everybody needs to f*cking stop.
Cut the sh*t.

The person saying
we should cut the bullshit

is causing all the bullshit.

-Two words, Amanza, f*ck you.
-Oh, wow.

I just feel like there's feelings left.

I'm losing brain cells
on this conversation.

That's mean girl sh*t.

It's just enough.
Any of this right now is just extra to me.

-Cut the bullshit!
-Everybody's so f*cking sensitive.

[Chrishell] I can't deal.

I'm gonna have a literal panic att*ck.
I have to leave. I can't deal!

I know you don't wanna believe it,
but I've seen it, she's changed.

I'm sorry.

["Burn" by 2WEI & Edda Hayes plays]

♪ I could burn it all ♪

♪ Down, down, down, down ♪

♪ Down, down, down ♪