02x10 - Premature Corkulation

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on below deck...

- Welcome to ohana.
[Laughter]

- I think he'll do.

- I'm not one of the guys,

And I'm feeling
a little ostracized.

- It's true.

I have feelings for you.

[Both laughing]

- Come on, kat.
Give me a break.

Girl code.

- I got into yachting
'cause I love serving

Leonardo dicaprio
dinner in st. Barts.

It's not serving snooki

And her escort friends
cheeseburgers.

- Where are kat and kate?
- They're still at the beach.

- They're still at the beach?

Kate's head of service,

And she drops the [bleep] ball
every time,

And I'm damned
if it's gonna happen again.

You didn't have enough girls
on service, and you know it.

- I'm just kind of tired
of listening to you talk.

- All right.
You're [bleep] at what you do.

[Horn blows]

[Upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- What are you doing?

- Just covering up.

- You've got about 15 minutes

To get ready to go.
- For what?

- I'm not gonna tell you
wh what or anything.

We're just going out, so--

- Who's we?
- Me and you.

- Just us?
- Just us.

- Okay.
- So let's get this covered.

- Kelley johnson, are you trying
to take me on a date right now?

- Pfft, I would never.
- [Laughs]

- 'S very hard
to get time alone on a boat,

So being able to step away and
just enjoy each other alone--

It'll be interesting to see
where this all goes.

- Oh, well, you're shirt
looks nicely pressed, at least.

- Oh, no, thank you.
You're amazing.

- Yeah, sure.

- Hi.
- It's pretty casual.

- Wouldn't you, like,
feel a little bit more,

Like, comfortable in a dress?

Let me see. I think I have--
- I don't know what I'm doing.

- I have, like,
a cute black dress

That you might like to wear.

- Are you nervous?

You are?
- Yeah.

- I think
it's actually pretty cute.

Do you have a strapless bra on?

We can take, like,
some duct tape,

And make them look like,
"hello."

- Champagne and dessert,
two white roseses--

- What do the white roses
symbolize?

- I don't know.

- He's nervous.

It's adorable,

And I'm excited for them, and I
want them to have a great timet ti

- And she's out.

- Go, baby girl. Go get him.
- You got this.

[Laughter]

- Have fun, jennice,
and order something

Really delicious.
- Yeah.

- It's sweet
to step outside of the boat...

Hi.

- You look pretty.
- Thank you.

- And do somethiethingperly.

- Kate, kate,
can you grab ben

And come up
to the wheelhouse, please?

- Copy.

- Timothy's student,
timothy's student--

What's up, guys?

- Hello.

- This is gonna be different.

- Oh, more floridians.

- Ooh, I like bianca.

- Holy [bleep], wait a minute.

Let me back up here.
He's 32.

His girlfriend is 19.
- Pretty.

- This reference sheet
goes for all his guests.

- Oh, bryant is his student.

- They're all his students.

- That's really weird.

Okay, so what does he teach?

- I think we have some kind
of svengali, brainwasher,

Weirdo thing happening.

- Oh, my god.
He likes krug and dom.

- I don't think
ego is an issue here.

- I really love that
he wants sea cucumber ovaries.

- Ugh.

Sea cucumbers, the most
horrific thing in the world.

- And then it says,

"And ben making egg mcmuffins
would be good too."

And when
he's trading/teaching,

He's locked in and rarely moves.

- So he's a trader.

- Baseball cards online?

- I think not.

- Timothy and biand
will arrive by helicopter.

I think they should skydive
out of the helicopter and land

On the sundeck.

- With sea cucumber ovaries
waiting for them.

- Yes, lots of them.

[Laughter]

- All right, then, go to work.

Get out of here.
- Thank you.

- I think this will be
only the second time

I've ever opened
a bottle of champagne.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Like, let it push itself out.

Oh!

[Laughs]

- That's impressive.

I feel bad.
There's champagne on the floor.

Well, cheers to a wonderful
evening alone off the boat.

These are for you.

- Flowers.

[Laughs]

Yeah.

That's sweet that you got
som-something for me, though.

I'm really nervous.

I just stuttered.

Gosh, like,
what if he realizes

That the chase was more fun
than the acquisition?

- Chocolate mousse,
correct?

- Yes, thank you.

Ooh, uh-oh.
Oh!

That's okay.

- This is his girlfriend.

He wants four dozen rosen ro
to hand to her.

- She's 19.

She's just a year
above the legal age.

- When I was 19,
I was dating a 29-year-old.

- Huh.

- I just don't think
it's that weird.

My opinion of bianca is,
"you go, girl."

- Did we ever figure out
what he's a teacher of?

- - I s it would be
trading secrets.

How to take $1,000
and turn it into a million.

- That sounds good to me.

Like, it actually makes me
want to do the best I can,

So he's like, "this girl
needs some of my tricks,

Because apparently she's got
a lot of her own."

- She's good at tricks.
- Yeah.

- Yeah. I'm feeling this.

Both: I'm feeling it.
I'm fefeeling .

- I'm feeling it.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome, darling.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- I'm excited,
but I'm also guarded.

I've rushed
into many, many relationships,

And in this one, I want
to take it at a slower pace

Because I do
truly care about her.

Can you believe--okay,

On the first date
in the british virgin islands--

- I know, and it's beautiful.

- It doesn't get
much better than this.

- So was this as unexpected
for you as it was for me?

- Uh, yeah, I was not planning
on coming on the boat

And meeting anetody.

I was coming to work.
- Me too.

- I was married for three years,
I was single for two weeks,

And then I was
in a three-year relationship.

I haven't been single basically
ever uuntil recently.

- You happy?

- Miserable.
Just--[grunts]

Yeah, I'm happy.

- [Whispers] I think
you're supposed to kiss me now.

- Am I supposed to kiss you now?

I can do that.

- This table's too big, though.

- I know, right?

I'm gonna have to come around.

- We have
a mutual understanding.

Tonight, I like kelley.

Kelley likes me.
We're happy.

We're having a good time,
and that's nice.

So you didn't see your sister
for four years,

And she--but she left.

- Everything went [bleep]
after my sister left.

Parents had split up.

My dad was doing bad things.

My mom was also
doing bad things.

My dad ended up going to jail
for a while.

I got bad on dr*gs for a while,

But after a year and a half--

After my dad went to jail,

I just kind of woke up.
- Yeah.

Kelley and I have faced a lot of
the same adverdversin our past.

I think that's
where we really connect.

I feel so attached to kelley.

I don't know how this happened.

I hope he feels the same way.

- Look, meow meow
is following you.

- Oh, my buddy.

We're back.
- We're back.

- Hi.
- They'rtheyck.

How was it?
- It was good.

- Where are my glass slippers,
kelley?

- It was good.
- Good.

- That's cute.

- I was like, "kelley,

Thanks for looking like
a calvin klein model tonight."

[Laughs]

- Aww.

- Holy moly.
This is a danger zone.

[Laughs]
- yes.

[Kissing]

- Timothy sykes--

"I love delicacies
like conch, uni, squid,

"Toro, oysters, abalone,

Whelks, sea cucumber ovaries."

This guy just sounds
like a barrel of laughs.

"Also,
I'm a big-time water drinker."

You look like a big-time
water drinker too, bo, ben

- That's because
I'm a big-time alcohol drinker.

[Both laugh]

- How was your date last night?

- Oh, ah, it was good.
It was really good.

- [Laughs]

It exploded very prematurely.
- Yeah.

- Attention, all crew.

We've got 20 minutes
before ourre osts get here.

- Roger that.

- Bring the champagne.

Uh-oh, they all
have matching t-shirts.

[Laughs]
- oh.

- Your boss
is taking you on a yacht,

But you can't wear
your own clothes?

Are we hosting a cult retreat?

- Hi. Tim.
- I'm lee. Welcome aboard.

We've got some great things
planned for you guys this trip

As soon as everyone gets here.

- Okay.

- Oh, here comes the helicopter.

- I've never had a guest
arrive by helicopter.

- Me neither.
This is a first.

I want to be up there.

- I wouldn't mind landing
on a helicopter,

You know, circling my yacht
a couplecoupes.

- Hey, they've landed.

- That is pure capitalism
at work, my friend.

- Yeah, right?
- I love it.

- Here comes
that penny stock trader.

- Tim's a--
has quite the story.

- He's a mini wolf
of wall street.

- He actually turned
his bar mitzvah money into,

Like, $3 million.

- Look at these little,
tiny boats--so sad.

- He kind of moved
out of the trading world

And into the teaching world.

I mean, we trade on sode things
you've never heard of.

- Look, there's our crew
to serve us.

They are our slaves
for the next three days.

- Is your internet working?

- My internet just froze again.

- Mother[bleep].
- Someone needs to be punished.

- [Bleep]!

[Distant clatter]

- You need to relax.

- Hi, I'm bianca.

- Thank you.
- Captain lee.

- Nice to meet you.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Welcome.
- Thank you.

Oh, thank you so much.
- [Laughs]

- How's it going?
Good to meet you.

Tim sykes.
- My pleasure.

This is your crew.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- Eddie. Nice to meet you.

- How's it going, guys? Nice.
- Kelley.

- Ben. Nice to meet you.
- Hey. I'm gonna test you.

- Kate.
- Thank you. Nice to meet you.

- Bianca--pretty name.

If you can afford
to rent a yacht,

I guess you can afford


'Cause that [bleep] ain't ainap.

- Ahh, the yachting life.

Enough of these formalities.
- Let's go.

[All laugh]

- Nice office.

- Don't know the password.
Do you know the internet?

- Is this yacht okay?
- This is awesome.

- Is this yacht okay wit with

- We have one queen room
and two twin rooms.

- Does this meet
with your approval?

- "Does it meet with
your approval?" Is the question.

- It's okay.

- They're actually
ly not nearly as hot

As I thought
they were going to be.

- Yeah, well, life's full
of disappointments, love.

I'm sorry.
- Yeah, I'm getting used to it.

- Listen up. Listen up.
This is important.

This company just
got a huge contract.

It's a validation of
their little, crappy technology.

So this is a huge deal for them.

So the question is,
"will it keep going or not?"

- This is a new thing.

I've never really seen
the sundeck turn

Into a makeshift
stock trading office.

- Look where we are.
Get off your computer.

- This is a seminar.

We're learning here.

I just made a grand.

Do not distract us.

- Do tdo theed anything?

- No.

Maybe they're gonna be
so focused on studying

That they're really not
gonna drink that much.

- Food break.
Food break. Look at this.

- Th e are
salmon citrus muffins

With smoked salmon,
a citrus paprika cream cheese,

And caviar.

- Beautiful.

You want, like, a quesadilla
or something?

- No, I'm just gonna
take the caviar off.

- She doesn't like caviar.

- Ah, quick question.

Are we gonna have a slide later?
- Yes.

The deckhands are preparing.

- Let's do this thing.

- Slack it, baby.

- Damn, this is moving, huh?

- I'm writing, like,
little sticks

That say the name of the cheese,
so they know.

- I like that.

When it comes to my food,

Amy really does put on a bit
of an extra effort.

I really appreciate it.
So you know what I mean?

Good on you, ony.

Cheers, love.

- Feel free to go,
like, molecular gastronomy.

Like, I'll try everything.

Did you get my list
of ingredients?

Did you find
sea cucumber ovaries?

- - That'she one thing
I didn't--

- Aw!
- [Gags]

- She likes basic stuff,
like quesadillas.

- Okay.

And the other whose favorite
restaurant is taco bell.

I've never actually been
to a taco bell.

- I wanted to do, like,
a special, like, romantic dinner

Tomorrow night,
just me and her.

- All right, I want to do
some special stuff for you.

I think I'm gonna struggle
with this one.

I just don't know
how to merge the two of them.

- Cool, thanks, man.
- Yeah, it'll be a good time.

- Do your goat cheese, baby.
- [Chuckles]

- Drop, drop, let's go.

- 200, 200, On the bottom.

- This company just
got a ge contract with sony.

The key was to buy it
near the lows,

Like, 20 minutes ago
when we had no internet.

It's so tough to trade
and yacht and eat conch salad.

- We do have
the sky lounge set up.

- Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we'll go down there, yeah.

- It's probably more comfortable
for you guys.

- Is there better internet
down there?

- It is closer to the router.

- Done.
Move, everybody.

Sykes team out.

- Aw, where's my cowboy hat
when I need it?

- Big hat time.

- I feel like I'm riding a bull.

- Ah,
I'm missing this execution.

Is your internet working?

- My internet just froze again.

- Mother[bleep].

- I'm not sure our guests
realize we're not at a library,

Where you can just plug in,
and it's ultra-speed internet.

- Come on!
Ththis is diculous.

- We're a boat, people.

- Salmon tartare--

- Beautiful.
We're not formal.

We just need internet.

It's, like, really amazing.

Tell ben "good job."

Ask him if he can be in charge
of the internet too.

- I think these guys
are freaking out

Because they're actually
trying to earn the money

To pay for the yacht right now.

- How are we doing, guys?

- Could be better
with the internet.

Is there anything we can do?

- I am working on that
as we speak.

- All right, thank you.

- I'm not sure our equipment
will sport more bandwidth...

- Okay.
- But if it does, I'm--

- I mean, can we do,
like, satellite internet?

- We are on satellite internet.
- We're on satellite.

- We've been
on satellite internet.

- You know, it's frustrating
when we're trying to make trades

And it's, like--
- I understand.

- You know, whatever you can do.
- I'm working on it.

- I know, I understand
it's a weird request.

- I'll let you know as soon
soon as I find out, all right?

- Awesome.
Thanks, man. Appreciate it.

When is the slide coming out?
That's the big question.

- They're putting it up
right now.

- Yeah.
How long does that take?

- It takes about an hour
and a half.

- Whoa.
- Go, muscles, go.

- [Growls]

- This side is gonna go
back to here.

I feel like a bit of, like,
a carny every single time

I'm setting up this,
like, amusement park slide.

It's bright blue and yellow,

And I feel like I should be
wearing a wife beater

And have a mullet.

- Hey, eddie,
aquaman just checked.

He said they're all sealed.

- You guys, needs
a little more air in that foot.

- It's really annoying
to have to put up a slide

So that your underage girlfriend
can go down it one time.

- Go, you mother[bleep], go!

- Like a ride at magic mountain.

- He'll do a safety run
for you and show you.

- Okay.

- Ready?

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god,
I can't even buy.

This is so [bleep] annoying.
Come on!

Someone needs to be punished.

- Come on.

Give it a try.
Let's go.

- No.

Okay, fine.

- Ready when you are.

- Hold on.

Ay-yi-yi.

We have about a minute left.

- Oh, , my gos
it's 4:59.

- [Groans]

- I really needed to break nine,
and I didn't get it.

The lack of internet
screwed up this whole thing.

- Have you had a good day
at work?

- This is [bleep] ridiculous.

[Bleep] internet that,
like, barely works.

Don't talk to me.

I'm gonna [bleep] k*ll someone.

- I have angus.

- Two tenderloins, right?

- [Gasps]

- What the [bleep] was that,
dude?

- Dude, you're like
a game show host right now.

"And what does he win, john?"

"You get to put a slide away."

Both: ahh!
- Cheers, baby.

Lay it in the freezer, please.

- "Not just any slide,
a 600-pound one."

- This is exciting.

- That's everything.
- Very cool.

- We got fresh lobster?

- Yeah, new england tails.
- Beautiful.

- Bacon and tomato mash
with escargot,

And then, for entree,
I've actually got an uni mash

That I made.
- Ooh.

- Sort of celebrating
the mashed ped pottonight.

- So I like
all this crazy stuff.

My girlfriend hates it.
- Okay.

- So, you know,

If you could just leave out the
uni and the escargot on hers...

- Yeah, yeah.
- She likes everything else.

- For sure.
- Awesome.

Much appreciated, guys.
Sorry to interrupt.

- [Bleep] [bleep]!

- Oh, thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Mmm, bravo.

- One, two, three.

One, two, three.
- [Groans]

One, two, three.
[All groan]

- That's good.

- Jennice, will you take this
in the dock house, please?

Thank you.

- Come on,
let's roll this thing up.

Stop dilly-dallying, all right?l - [sighs]

- This is, like, the best time.

This is our bonding time.

You know that?

- Hey, eddie,
it's a little past 8:00.

Is there anything
you wantnt me too?

- No, go to sleep, jennice.

- All right, thank you.
- Yep.

Jennice is on anchor watch
at midnight,

So it makes more sense for her
to try to get as much sleep

As possible now when we
don't really need her help.

[Both groan]

- Okay.

- Basically, I'm trying to push
for you to be on service.

- Amy, did you do this?
- Yeah.

- Holy [bleep].
This looks so bad.

- Jennice.

Hey, it's 12:05, sweetie.

- She in there?
- I got her.

- Hey.

- So the wind has been
whipping pretty hard,

So make sure
you really keep a close eye

On the wind speed
and on our swing.

You okay?
- Yeah.

- All right, good.
- All right.

- All right, thank you.
- Yep.

- She didn't even say sorry
for being late for watch.

- No, she's just in go-go mode,
trying to get thingsgs done.

- Good, she should be
in go-go mode right now.

- Before logan got there,

I was having to really step up
to the plate,

But once logan gets on,
I feel minimalizedaliz

Logan's kind of pushed me
out of the three musketeers,

And I don't really know
how I fit anymore.

[Bleep] hate doing that slide,

Because I can't do anything.

- Nobody resents you
for not doing the [bleep] slide.

We get that you're small,

And you help wherehere yan,
so don't feel bad.

You're doing good.

- Kate, love?
- Yeah.

- Tonight, I have to do
two dinners, the masses...

- Yeah?
- And timothy and bianca.

- What are you serving?
- I don't know.

- You're still gonna
do something plain for her?

- It's gonna be more about him
and the molecular thing.

All right,
so what I was thinking

Is because that's
a larger party, the big group,

Maybe you and kat
can head that up,

And then amy could do
the little romantic dinner.

Is that cool with you?

- I have no idea
what ben is thinking right now,

Wanting amy to serve
this molecular gastronomy meal.

I don't think
she knows what it is,

Can pronounce what it is,
or can s serve wt it is.

It's just
the worst matching ever.

What times were you thinking?

- I was thinking maybe 8:00.
- Okay.

- I just feel like amy

Will be a little better
for this particular event.

Kate is a little bit serious,

Which is sometimes confused
with upset.

Amy's cheerleading quality--

I reckonckon s just
the perfect match,

And I'm gonna push for it.

- Maybe suggest pasta--

- Pasta?
- Pasta for the guys.

- He seems to know
what he's doing

So much so that he's telling me
who should serve who,

So we're just gonna
let him think about it.

- Yeah, that was interesting.
I ard.

- Uh-huh.

So many cheap stews on the boat.

- Major props to you.

I know i--
I could never do what you do.

- It's a long day.
It's okay.

I don't think
I could ever model, so--

Oh, sweet, sweet bianca.

I don't know a whole lot
about fashion, but--clearly.

- [Laughs] you look ook py good.
- But, um...

You can't tell me
you're with timothy sykes

Because you think
he's good-looking

Or because he has
a great personality,

Because he's a douchebag.

- You're the worst student.
You don't get any perks.

- Thank you.
- And he's balding.

- Anyway, good job
with the grill.

- Yeah, it looks beautififul,
doesn't it?

- It looks--
it looks pretty beautiful.

- Pretty beautiful.
- Have fun.

- Bye, bianca.

- I got it.
I got it.

- The weather's gorgeous.

The sun is shining.

The guests are in the sky
lounge, checking their facebook,

And trading penny stocks.

I should get my laptop,

And we could just i.m.
Each other.

"Do you want a mojito?"

- [Sighs]
- okay, amy, come here.

All right, listen.

We're doing a really fantastic
dinner for the two of them.

It's a romantic c occasi,
and basically,

I'm trying to push for you
to be on service, all right?

- Okay.
- Okay, thank you.

- Typically, thly, ief stew
would wait on the primary

And his girlfriend.

- I just think it would be
a really good opportunity

For you to shine,

And I think you have
a lot of passion for the food,

And, you know,

I think you'd be good at it.
- Oh, thanks.

I know, at the end of the day,
ben trumps kate,

And I will be servservinnner,

But at the same time,
it's an uncomfortable situation.

We're gonna set up, actually--

We were gonna do their couple's
romantic dinner outside,

But it's so windy that we're
gonna do it in the sky lounge,

So I know that's kind of
where you've been hanging out,

But we're gonna take over
for a little bit this evening.

- Will you be my new roommate?

I think he left it in there.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- Okay, what's going on?

- Captain lee is, like,

At every meeting,
complimenting amy,

And I just
kind of feel left out.

- I think she's a hard worker,

But I would never
work with her again.

- Oh, okay.

- On boats, everyone talks
[bleep] about everyone.

- Right.

- But I have no problem--
in fact,

I kind of enjoy telling people
to their face

When I think they're wrong,

And I don't think everybody--

I don't think amy's that way.

I think she likes telling
everyone to their face

How great they are,
how happy she is.

You know, everybody's
personalpey is different.

Everybody has their own kind
of font.

I am times new roman.

It's classic.
It's the traditional standard.

It's assertive.
It's professional.

Amy is comic sans.

It's cheerful.
It's casual.

Nobody really takes it
too seriously.

Whatever, evern't trust her,
but I tolerate her.

Yay.

- It's so thin,
and it's, like, boiling.

- All right, watch this.
Watch this.

I have to do an extravagant,
romantic, molecular dinner

For timothy and bianca.

Measure out 5 grams
of sodium alginate.

This is one of my specialties,

And I've been waiting all season
for this, so I'm chuffed.

- Now what do I do
with this thing?

I'll get in the galley.

I want to help ben out,

And I don't mind that it's
takinge away from the deck,

Because I just need a break
from the bro show.

Ooh, it's like
I'm in science class again.

- Jennice, you look like
a little scientist.

Bianca specifically requests
simple food, like goldfish,

And ben sets up a laboratory.

- Nothing's going
according to any plan at all,

So let's just see what happens.

Let's not think--get too far
ahead of ourselves, everyone.

- Amy, did you do this?
- Yeah.

- Ly [bleep].

This looks so bad.

Just kidding.
[Both laugh]

- The primary's dinner tonight,
with the table's all set,

So I'm just hanginhangre to make
sure I know all the courses.

- I like that.
- Ugh.

- You are such a genius.

Popcorn for dinner, I love it.
- Ow.

- Mmm, that hits the spot.
- Here.

Oh, you're busy.
- Cheers.

Love it.
- Just sit back.

- Huh?
- Watch the show.

[Both hum circus music]

- So orseradish--
served with a horseradish cream.

- Horseradish cream.

- And perched
on an aerated salt.

- Aerated rock salt--

I'm actually going to cover it

In a passion fruit jelly
right now.

Okay.
- Perfect.

- Have you seen
the primaries yet?

- I haven't.

- Hey, ben, do you want me
to knock on the door

And let them know?

- Not just yet.

Just hold on,
please, then.

- Welcome to your magical,
romantic evening

That timothy organized.

- Thank you, babe.

- Not only do I have
the pressure of really providing

A special experience for them--

I tried to get some,

Like, violins
playing in the background.

But I know kate and kat
are looking for any excuse

To just b*at me down more.

I gotta get this right.

- That's so sweet.
[Giggles]

[Indistinct chatter]

- Pardon me.

How y'all doing? All right?
Good.

- Can I get a coke?
- Sure.

Anybody else
need something to drink?

- Sprite.
- Sure.

- Mmm, good start.

- There's plates right here.

We have fillet, chicken,
broccoli, and mashed potatoes,

And some dinner rolls.

- Okay, y'all,
our first course

Is oysters...

- [Laughs]

- Served
with a horseradish sauce

Over a bed of aerated rock salt

And topped
with a passion fruit jam.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

- Thanks. T
- you're welcome.

- Mmm, it's actually delicious.

- I guarantee he [bleep]
with me.

He's like,
"I'm gonna make something awful

For their nice dinner."

- We had this conversation
with him.

He doesn't follow
instructions.

Ay-yi-yi.

- Cinnamon seared fillet,
saffron mash--

- Topped with gum foam,

And garnished
with some crispy leeks.

- You don't have to say garnish,
but you can--

You just say,
"and crispy leeks."

- Okay, "and crispy leeks."
- It sounds better,

Because garnish is, like,
an afterthought.

- Okay.
- Thank you, love.

- You're welcome.

This is
a cinnamon seared fillet...

- Beautiful.

- Served
with some saffron mash...

- Very nice.

- Topped with a jellified,
spinach gum foam

And some crispy leeks.
- Cool.

Beautiful.
- Great.

- Quick question.
- Yes, sirye

- Can we do a quesadilla?

- Yes.

- Can we do, like, two of them?
- Definitely.

- With just, like,
a little less cheese

And the sauce on the inside.

- Okay.

- They were wondering
if he could get--

If they could do the quesadillas
as a course.

- [Laughs]

- I mean, it makes sense,
you know?

Why didn't I think of that?

She's [bleep] crazy.

- For you.
- Yay.

- Oh, thank you so much.

- We have a protein quesadilla
with a sea foam--

Just kidding.
[Laughter]

- We have a protein quesadilla like, a regular quesadilla
with a sea foam-- with a little bit

Of the sauce inside and
the dipping sauce for you guys.

- Tell ben
he's on the right track.

- Okay, I'll let him know.
- Ben is on the up.

- He'll be glad to gear that.
- The stock is going up.

- You're fantastic.
- Thank you.

- No, you were--
you were really good.

- Thanks.
It w fun doing that.

- Amy's an absolute gem.

She's always got a smile
on her face.

She does whatever the job takes.

- How do I handle
this whole kate situation?

- You can't.

We're one charter away, right?
- Mm-hmm.

- And if you guys haven't
developed on that level yet,

There's no point in forcing it.

Sometimes you--with cert--

- Yeah.

- So it's not about changing...

- No.
- At this point.

It's oy gonna disrupt things.
- Got you.

- All right?
- Thanks.

- Welcome.

- Leep] you.

You [bleep] piece of [bleep].

- Relax, dude.
You need to calm down.

- I don't give a [bleep].

[Distant clatter]

- You need to relax.

- Everybody has their own kind
of font.

Kat--kat is wingdings,

Just kind of random and quirky,
and you just never know

What's gonna happen
when you press a button.

- Waah!

- Chef ben--

Formal roman in italic.

It's got formal roots,

But it still kind of has its own
not-so-formal way about it.

[Laughter]

- Kelley's broadway
because it's dancing performers

Who love the spotlight.

Logan is tahoma.

It sounds like oklahoma,
and it's kind kinnisexy.

And finally, jennice is papyrus.

It's organic, it's earthy,

And it has its roots
in an ancient civilization.

- This is the arrowhead.

I wanted you to have part
of my dream catcher.

- So, jennice...

- So, kat--

- Where are you going
after this?

- A little vacation, then
I'll head back to lauderdale.

- Are you gonna get a job
on a boat?

- I don't know.
We'll see.

Kelley wants to leave west
palm beach, move to lauderdale.

- Ah, okay, so you guys

Are making plans
to be together after this.

- Yeah, definitely.

It's not like we're getting
off the boat,

"See you when I see you."

No, it's not like that at all.

- Hmm.

- Kelley and jennice

Will probably last 59 seconds
after they depart.

All right.

- Mmm.

- Will y you thr me
one of those pillows?

So jennice talked

About y'all moving in together
in fort lauderdale.

I'm like, "wait,
has he not filled me in

On something that"--
- no, no, no, no.

I haven't been filen fin
on this.

- Jennice is, like, both feet in
in the kelley pond,

But she might be
going a little fast.

How are you feeling about it?

- I'm just taking it day by day.
- You are.

- I'm not [bleep] jumping
into anything serious right now.

- Right.

- I'm not ready
for this serious just yet.

Like, I'm nowhere near ready
for this.

- Oh, you're welcome.
So it's green ginger tea.

Do you like ouy sweeteners
in it?

- No, you're the best.
- All right.

- So what's gonna
happen between you and jennice

When you get off this boat?
- I don't want to talk about it.

- What's gonna happen, dude?
- No.

- Come on, dude.e.
- E's like, "oh, we're gonna

Move in together
in fort lauderdale."

That's not happening.

It's not happening.

- Hey,
you better explain that to her.

- Oh, I don't want
to have that talk right now.

- I don't want to wake up
and, like, feel something

Dripping on my face and then
realize it's your blood.

- [Laughs]

Pray for me.
- I'm gonna pray for you, dude.

You'll be all right.

- Let's get the hook up.

- We're good to go.

- The regular guests are gonna
have breakfast sandwiches

And leave.

- Let's get a secondary bow line
out there.

Okay, clean it off, guys.

Nice job.
Appreciate it.

- Can you guys
take one last photo of us?

- Of course.

- Awesome.
- Beautiful.

- Bye.
- Thanks a lot, everybody.

- Bye.
- Bye, y'all.

- Better than that boat.

- [Laughs]
let's all laugh at them.

- Timothy,

You arrogant douchebag.

- The primaries leave at 10:00.

We have to be in white--
- for that?

- Yep.

- Good times.
- Good times to be had by all.

- We've got 20 minutes
to showtime, guys.

- Oh, gosh.

- Whoa.

- Thank you, guys,
for a wonderful cruise.

-- Thankou.
- This is for you.

You were the best.
- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

I appreciate it.
- Appreciate it.

Thank you, paul walker two.

Thank you, ben.

Ank you guys so much.

- Captain, thanks.
- My pleasure. Thank you.

- Can we talk inside for a sec?

- Sure, absolutely.
- Cool.

- That is a big-ass bottle
of champagne.

- All right, cool.

- So let's talk tip.
- Okay.

- I got a big wad of cash here.

You know, ow, ove we were happy,

But I had planned
to give you guys 22 grand,

But there were
some things wrong.

So I want to give you
this 2,000, first of all.

Here's 10,000 more.

So out of the 22,000,
we're gonna give you--

[Grunts]
we'll rip it.

Here's anonother 500, so 17,000.
- Okay, well, thank you.

- You know, I think
it's a pretty good amount,

But some things
can be worked on.

Obviously, the internet--
big issue.

Ben's following instructions--

I know he's an artist
and stuff like that--

- His food's amazing,
but it was just,

Like, I just don't eat
a lot of this stuff.

- Bianca's favorite--
amy, by far.

- She was probably
the most attentive, and, like...

- Glad to hear that.

- She was really
on top of things, yeah.

- I mean, overall it was great,

But just some things
could be improved.

- Okay, thank you.
- Thank you very much, sir.

- Thank you, tim.
- Thank you so much.

- It was great.
- Thank you.

- Never had that happen before.

Show me a packet full $10,000,
and say, "you [bleep] up.

I'm taking 5 grand back."


I've never had it happen.

What a dickhead.

- - I don'know
where our bags are.

- We'll get your bags.
- Oh, okay, cool.

That might be good.

Definitely, see if you get
into the stock market, you know?

Then you'll be working more
for just little--

A few hundred, or a few thousand
dollars in tips.

Maybe get up
to the ten thousands

Or hundreds of thousands.

- You guys' plane
is leaving at 10:15, so--

- Cool. Awesome, guys.
- All right, thank you.

- Thanks again, captain.
- Thank you, sir.

- We had an amazing time.
Bye, you guys.

Thanks. See you again.
- Thank you.

- It was my pleasure.
Take it easy.

- Hey, thanks a lot
for everything, man.

- Tim, great time, man.

- I know.

- Attention, all crew.

I need everybody
in the crew mess.

- I'm expecting a good tip.

We tried really hard,
and we worked really hard,

And we accommodated a lot
for these charter guests.

We were on our [bleep].

- [Sighs]

I had some issues
with this one.

This guy--he pulled out
bundles of cash.

He sat there, and he took
the one pack of 10 grand,

And he broke it in half,

And he put the other 5 grand
back in his pocket.

- [Scoffs]

- It's like
an extra 500 bucks apiece.

- I don't care who you are.

That is just scumbag behavior.

- He had some issues.

- What was the issue?

- His girlfriend's picky eating.

Well, he was unhappy
about the internet as well,

But therere's nhing any of us
could have done about that.

I'm just interested in how
we think we can make it better

So that this kind of thing
doesn't happen.

Well, okay, there needs to be
someone who's head of service,

One person
communicating with me.

- I agree.
Yeah, I know.

That's why I try to make myself
in charge of service,

And then you took that away
from me.

- That's right.

- So what do you think
that you did last night

- That's right.that made such a big difference?

'Cause he gave you a magnum
of champagne,

Because he was really pleased
with what--you know,

The way you handled dinner.

They raved about your service.

- I was excited abcit it.

He was doing all these really
neat things to impress them

And to take the time
to explain those things,

And I feel like, sometimes at
the table, that's falling short.

- I agree with you there,

But I also think that serving
two people versus eight people

Is a very different story.
- Yeah.

- Amy has no idea how difficult
it is to be a chief stew.

It's like
she does one good thing,

And suddenly she's a superstar.

You're just doing your job.

- She spent so much time
in the kitchen with me--

- I think amy's got a point.

I think enthusiasm
is a huge part

Of what we're doing.
- Okay.

- More of that will go a long
way to making our clients happy.

So you guys are headed out
to dinner tonight,

And then I want everybody
back on the boat,

And we will stay on the boathe
for the rest of the evening,

And we will be up tomorrow
morning at 8:00, on deck.

Let's just finish it out strong.

Pull it together.
All right.

- Sounds good.
- Thank you.

Is tisa [bleep] joke?

- What's up, ben?

- [Bleep] you.

[Bleep] you,
you [bleep] piece of [bleep].

- Ben, you are off the handle
right now.

- I don't give a [bleep].

- What the [bleep]?

- [Bleep] [bleep]!

- [Bleep] you,
you [bleep] piece of [bleep].

- Ben, you are off the handle
right now.

- I don't give a [bleep].

- What the [bleep]?

- [Bleep] [bleep]!

They want molecular.

Yes!
[Bleep] [bleep]!

- Relax, dude.
You need to calm down.

- I don't give a [bleep].

[Distant clatter]

- You need to relax.

I understand
why he's pissed off,

'Cause, you know, what he did
was really underappreciated.

- Aw, look at that.

This is so cool.

Aw, thanks, eddie.

Welcome to the party.

[All cheering and laughing]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Tomorrow's our last charter.

I feel like everybody's been
working super hard.

There's definitely still
a little bit of tension there,

But we have to power through it.

- Even though we weren't
getting along at times,

We still
pulled it together work-wise.

- Yeah.
- We were able to do that.

- Yeah.
- That was, like, impeccable.

- Before I showed up, like,

There was four charters, like--
what the [bleep] happened ned he

Like, because there was, like--
- nothing. Nothing happened.

- Well, there was,
like, this whole, like,

Segregation, and it was--

- It's not segregation.

It's just work,
and it's stress,

And it's yachting.

- Was it yachting?
Was it stress?

Was it insubordination?

It was all of the above.
I love amy.

She's a friend, but I
would never work with her again.

- Likewise.

I do I understand
your management style.

I don't agree with it.

- I can tell
that you don't understand it.

- Yep, let's walk away.

Everybody, shut up.

Enjoy yourselves.

Enjoy each other because this is
gonna be gone here.

- I'm just having absolutely
no part of that [bleep].

- We're supposed to be relaxing?
This is [bleep] bull[bleep].

- Okay, pal, okay.
- Whatever.

- Y'all are the ones
getting upset about it.

- Not exactly the happy
family dinner I imagined.

- Yeah, but what's happened
this whole time?

Like, chill out.

- Quit it. Just quit. Just quit.
- Chill.

- Stop talking to me about it.
- You're the one that's upset.

Well, then go.
- No--yes, I'm--

- Smoke a cigarette.
You're the one that's upset.

- Next time, on the season
asonnale of below deck...

- God, I can't believe
the season's already over.

- Five days and I don't get
to see you at all,

And it makes me sad.

- Another little life lesson--

Never move anywhere for a boy.

That won't last
after this charter.

- Where's kat?
- She's snoozing.

- Tried to wake her up twice.

- Come on, kat.
That's bull[bleep].

- My crew's pissed off.

They're really pissed at me.

What do you want me to saye

And I don't care.
[Chuckles]

- Oh, my god.
- Shut up.

- Mr. Slover.

- You're scaring all of us.

You're coming off
kind of bitchy.

- I've been humiliated.

- I don't feel easy about this.

All right, I need service.

I don't know
why they're not here.

- It is chilean sea bass
with uni.

- What's uni?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Why don't you try--
- everybody, what's uni?

- It's amazing. It's an amazing
dish that's just been made.

[All laughing]

- Not doing all this work
to make it perfect

So that at the last second

We can just act like
we have no idea what's going on.

- You guys are trying to end
this on a [bleep] bad note

When we've had
the [bleep] worst charter season

In the whole world.
- Who's we, ben?

- Everyone should be
[bleep] happy right now,

'Cause we just did the last meal
of the season.

- Hmm.