02x08 - Parallel Universe

[bunniefuu]

Inventing the wheel?
Boring.

Discovering electricity?
Snooze.

Sliced bread?
Lame.

But now, Davenport industries
introduces the world's first...

Proton fuser!

You know, for a scientist
you'd think your payoffs

would be a bit more
proportionate to your buildups.

Uh, the payoff is that
it allows us to see

the origins
of the universe.

This thing fuses
sub-atomic particles,

so we can understand
how planets form.

Well, we already understand
how boredom forms.

Haven't you ever wondered
where stuff comes from?

Galaxies? Stars?
Planets?

This stuff, no.
Onion rings, yes.

Guys, I have always
wanted to build this thing,

and now it's a reality.

It's an important life lesson:
If you have a dream,

believe in it,
'cause it can happen.

Um, Mr. Davenport,
isn't it dangerous

to tinker with the fabric
of the universe?

[ Laughing ]
He said "tinker."

Yes, technically, it could
destabilize the earth,

or open up a wormhole
into a parallel universe.

Mm-hmm.
But, I made it

and I want to
play with it, so...

Prepare to be amazed!

Or gravely injured.

Once again, big buildup,
teeny, tiny payoff.

Okay, the popcorn is popping
and the movie is uploaded.

Or downloaded.

Whatever, the red thingy
is blinking green.

Just head upstairs,
it's movie time!

I do love a matinee.

Oh, hold it, mister. No movie for
you until you finish your chores.

Your room is a mess and you haven't
washed the dishes in days.

But, I've been looking forward
to this movie all week.

And I've been looking forward
to clean dishes all week.

Really?
Well, that's just sad.

[ All laughing ]

[ Dog barking in movie ]

Leo!
Aah!

I said no movie.

First you won't do the dishes,
then you break them?

Hey, you said you hate
looking at dirty dishes

and that's one less
to look at.

That is it. No TV for
the rest of the week.

That's not fair.

By the way,
I've seen this movie.

I wouldn't get
too attached to that dog.

Stupid chores.

I'm just gonna go ahead
and say it.

This isn't
gonna end well.

Help! Help! Help!

Help! Please help!

The world's first bionic
super-humans.

They're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.

The next generation of
the human race is...

Living in my basement?

♪♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ Lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ Lab rats ♪

I do not know what
just happened,

but I need a bathroom!

Whoa.

Oh, you don't like
my software design?

Well, that doesn't really
matter, because you are fired!

Oh!
[ Gasps ]

Mom, I'm so sorry, I didn't
even know that was there.

Break whatever you want, Leo,

I can afford
a thousand of those.

You can?

Of course. One of the many perks
of being a billionaire.

Well, that and being able
to tease millionaires.

Wait,
where is everybody?

I thought we were
watching a movie?

And when did we move into
an Italian furniture showroom?

I don't have time
for this, Leo.

Tasha technologies isn't
going to run itself.

Tasha technologies?

Honey, toss me my keys.

Mom, did you see
what I just did?

Yeah.
That was a good one.

You took out
the goldberg's mailbox.

Now, remember, honey, no using
your bionics at school.

What bionics?

Leo, I heard a crash.
Are you okay?

I just sh*t lightning
out of my fingers.

I don't know what's going on but
I'm terrified to pick my nose.

That's one of your
new bionic upgrades.

You harness static electricity
to form lightning bolts.

I voted for sneezing thunder,
but your mom sh*t me down.

So, I really am bionic?
What else do I have?

Super speed? Super strength?
Super smarts?

Leo, you know you
have these abilities.

Can I fly?

[ Yelling ]

Nope.

But your brilliant scientist
inventor mom is working on it.

What are you talking about?
You're the brilliant scientist.

[ Laughing ]

No. No, I'm still just
your mom's lab assistant.

Which reminds me,
I should go,

I'm not allowed upstairs
when she's not home. So...

Wait, wait.

You're not
an inventor?

Well, not officially.

I mean, most of the stuff I invent either
doesn't work or bursts into flames.

See these eyebrows.
Borrowed them from my back.

But I did just finish a prototype
on a proton fuser, so...

Proton fuser. That's it!

I must have traveled through a
wormhole into this parallel universe!

Leo, you read
too many comic books.

Now, uh, off to school,
and, uh, let's just keep

this between you and I, okay?
Okay.

I promise, I will not let
anyone know I have bionics.

No, no, no. I mean, don't
tell your mom I was upstairs,

or she'll take away
my bathroom breaks.

Good morning, Leo!

Leo? You never call me
by my first name.

And according to legend, you
haven't smiled since the sixties.

I always smile
when I see you!

School board
approved air hug?

Oh, that is good.

Oh, no air hug back?

Does my little schnookie
need a cookie?

I suppose your little schnookie
could take a lookie at a cookie.

Wow! They're from our
gourmet cafeteria.

Gourmet?

This coming from the woman who
thinks mold is a vegetable?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those
are the lunch ladies?

Yeah, we tried to find
prettier ones, but they'll do.

Guys, there you are!

This is unbelievable!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, everyone check it out.

We got an exchange student
from nerdistan. Ha!

Yeah, like, step off.
We don't know you.

And fyi, I wouldn't put
my poodle in that outfit.

Come on, guys.
It's me, Leo.

And you're Adam, Bree
and chase Davenport.

Uh, we're Adam, Bree
and chase Henderson.

Are you lost,
little guy?

[ Bell ringing ]
I don't understand.

[ Sighs] There's so much
to not understand in life,

isn't there?
Like, what would happen

if we all just stopped for
a second and just existed.

[Speaking French]
Plus ca change,

et les plus
c'est la meme chose.

Plus-ah-what?

Okay, what is going on?
Bree, help me out here.

Okay, it's
pronounced "breh."

Like "breath"
but without the "th."

What is wrong
with you guys?

We're all
best friends.

And the best part is,
I'm bionic now!

See, I didn't even get to show
you my lightning fingers!

[ All screaming ]

And those are
my lightning fingers.

Leo.

Hey, what are
you doing here?

I always pick you
up from school.

A, your mother
insists on it, and...

B, it's the few minutes a day
I can enjoy natural sunlight.

This world is so much
different from my world.

Well, my world
is limited to the lab.

That, and of course the thrill
I get for fifteen minutes a day,

coming to I pick you up.

Stoplights are awesome!

Hey, Leo.

Hey, look who
made some friends.

That's Adam,
Bree and chase.

You don't recognize them?

Uh, no.

Oh, hey, look, it's the dude who
gets all excited at stoplights.

Um, you guys, uh,
take your time.

I'm gonna be in the car,
playing with the windows.

Leo, we have a confession.

We believe what
you said earlier.

Yeah, and we want you to
know that your bionic secret

is safe within us.

Finally. It's good to
have you guys back!

Aw!
Aw!

Now, now, now.

There he is.

That's the bionic freak!
Get him!

Freeze, dooley.
You're coming with me.

Note to self, not a fan
of the Hendersons.

Apprehended the suspect.

How could you guys
turn me in?

Well, it was easy.
We just called that guy.

Hey!

Nobody messes with
my rollerblading buddy!

Leo, it's hot in the car and I'm not
allowed to use the air conditioning.

So, are you
coming or not?

I used to be a Christmas elf
at the mission creek mall.

No one cut in Santa's
line on my watch.

Run!

This just does
not make sense.

The Leo I know would never
show his bionics at school.

I am not that Leo!

I came here from a parallel
universe through a wormhole

made by your
proton fuser!

Wait, you were
serious about that?

Yeah!

Wow.

It all
makes sense, now.

Well, don't worry,
Leo.

As long as you're in my
universe, I'll protect you.

[ Sighs ]

No wonder my mom
keeps you in the basement.

Mr. Dooley,
I'm special agent Gordon,

department of homeland
special ops unit,

also known as, d-h-sou.

It doesn't acronym well.

We don't know how you
do what you do,

but we're gonna find out.

Even if it takes ten years
in an isolated desert warehouse.

Hope you sweat a lot.

That's the only water
you'll get.

Well, what if I just
break out of these?

We heard you were
freakishly strong,

so those are
exploding handcuffs.

Link breaks,
handcuffs detonate.

Yeah, could you, uh,
explode that way.

Get your hands
off of me!

I am Tasha dooley
of Tasha technologies!

Please don't yell at me,
I know I'm in the living room,

but, technically,
they chained me here.

Leo, honey, are you okay?

They haven't hurt you,
have they, sweetie?

I'm sorry, mom.
I didn't mean to use my...

B-i-o-n-i-c-s
at school.

We can spell, kid.

Well, everyone except
for agent dorris, here.

He likes to
sound things out.

He's not bionic,
he's just gifted!

Right, Leo?

You were always discovering
something new about yourself.

Watch the suit or
I am telling your boss!

I am his boss. Then,
he's touching my suit!

Something new
about yourself.

Leo, I think she was trying
to tell you to escape

using one of your
new abilities.

Hello?
Boom-boom bracelets.

No, I mean one of your
newly uploaded abilities.

You know,
like geo-leaping:

Molecularly transferring
yourself from one location

to another just
by thinking about it.

I can geo-leap?

We... yeah. I mean,
it hasn't been tested yet,

so make sure you...

Warn me first.

Pumpkin?

What are you
doing here?

This place is still
crawling with government g*ons.

Duck and cover!

I'll draw them away,
you scram.

But if you get caught and end
up in the clink, text me.

I may not have pull
with the governor,

but I can drive a hatchback
through a cement wall.

Hey, the bionic kid is out
front stacking school busses!

Get him!

This world is not as cool
as I thought.

I'd give up
the bionics, everything,

just to get back
to my family.

I wish
I could help you.

Maybe you can.
With your proton fuser!

Leo, I told you, it will never work.
I built it.

Listen, you always told me,
"if you have a dream",

"believe in it." And it's time
for you to believe, big d.

What's a big d?

Even if it did work,

how would we get in the
lab with all those agents

swarming the house?

You see, this is where
flying would come in handy.

Chase: Where are
you, little guy?

Keep looking,
he could be anywhere.

And while we're at it,
why don't we look

within ourselves for
answers to questions

that we're afraid to ask?

This is so ridic.
He's not here.

Oh, maybe he's
at the mall.

Chase and Adam:
We're not going to the mall!

We're gonna have to geo-leap!
Okay, fine,

just... you have
to give me some...

Warning!

I thought "lab." This ain't the lab.
[ Groans ]

I think my kidneys
just switched sides.

Your geo-leaping
is glitching.

I told you it wasn't tested.
Now we're sitting ducks!

Time for plan b.
I'll super-speed us home.

I get motion sickness.
Is there a plan c?

No!

There he is!

Yo! The bionic
kid's in here!

Thanks a lot, chase!

You're super annoying
in two universes.

Chase and Adam:
Whoa!

Now can we
go to the mall?

Let's go, let's go.

Aah.

Okay, men, apprehend
the bionic subject.

Use any force necessary.

What do we do?

You heard the man.
Use any force necessary.

Oh, yeah.

Quick,
get downstairs!

We don't have much time,
fire up the proton fuser.

Ta-da!

Okay.

Now, I would feel
a lot better about this

if you would sign
some release forms.

Push! Buttons!

[ Sighs ]

See! Told you.
It doesn't work.

Well, make it work!

Can't some
dreams just die?

It took a while for the wormhole
to reach full size.

That sounds like
a volume threshold problem.

I can tweak that!

Well, what are
you waiting for?

Tweak!
Oh!

That's it.
You're doing it.

Wow.

Something I made
actually works!

[ Banging on door ]

Wait, if I leave,
what'll happen to you?

Both universes will reset
to the instant you left.

None of this will
have ever happened!

Except, I'm gonna start
believing in myself.

Good. Bring it in.

Thanks, Leo.

I tell you I'll never forget
you, technically, that... yeah.

You just... all right.
Yeah. Anyways.

All right, go, Leo.
It's now or never.

Aah!

Hello?

I was so attached
to that dog.

Ahh!

Relax, Leo.
That's Gordon.

He's my new head
of corporate security.

Well, hey there,
little buddy!

Nice to meet you!

[ Mockingly ]
Aah!

So happy
to see you guys!

Oh! Nice to see you
in a better mood.

Now, put that energy
into your chores.

Absolutely! I will never complain
about my chores ever again.

It's so good
to be home!

Good to be home?
Where did you go?

A parallel universe!

Mom was a tech mogul,

chase was
an annoying jock,

Bree was
a shallow mall rat,

and Adam was all introspective
and philosophical.

You don't have
to make up words, Leo,

just tell us
what happened.

It was real,
you gotta believe me!

You know what?
I believe you, Leo.

You do?

Yeah. Anywhere your
mom is a tech mogul

is definitely
an alternate universe.

I mean,
you're very smart.

It's just not what tech...

I'll be doing the dishes.
Mm-hmm.

Oh, so what
does this toy do?

Let's hope
it cures boredom.

It's not a toy. This is
my new cell replicator.

With it, we can map
any organism's DNA

and replicate any
creature living or dead.

Again.
Isn't that dangerous?

Yes, technically,
I mean, it could, uh,

reintroduce a dormant disease that
we have no ability to combat,

but, I mean,
the chances of...

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No!

Bad! No!
Not! Again!

Well, that
cured my boredom.

♪ Lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪

♪ Lab rats ♪

♪ lab rats ♪