Previously on The Amazing Race...
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go.
Ten teams set out
from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
I'm just gonna touch all that.
You girls are naughty.
Eric and Jeremy started
flirting with Danielle and Dani.
You got to make
the girls feel good
so you can get in
their pants later.
At a physically
demanding Roadblock...
Let's go, Jeremy!
Eric and Jeremy...
I'm trying!
and BJ and Tyler...
Come on, Ronnie, you got it!
took the lead while
sisters Lisa and Joni,
You're doing great!
Fran and Barry,
and Danielle and Dani...
I hate heights.
fell behind.
Yeah, I think I'll have
a heart att*ck.
Fran helped Danielle
overcome her fear of heights...
Concentrate on lettin' go
and lookin' in the wall.
to swiftly rappel
to her teammate,
You could do it, girl.
You're doing awesome.
Conquer anything.
Teams ventured into
the Brazilian countryside
for a Detour that was
either sugar and science...
The spirit of Mr. Wizard
is with us right now.
or water and strife.
Oh God, I'm not getting it.
Fran and Barry
struggled mightily...
to get to the top and
then had major bad luck.
- Battery's dead.
- My God.
We're done.
What a way to get eliminated.
BJ and Tyler b*at Eric
and Jeremy for first place.
You're team number one.
While Lisa and Joni never
mastered driving their car...
I can't do this.
I can't get this car a lot.
or working together.
We agreed that I would
drive and you would do this.
I can't do both.
In the end...
Congratulations, you're
still in the race.
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
Fran and Barry recovered
while the sisters arrived last.
I'm sorry to tell you, you have
been eliminated from the race.
Now, nine teams remain.
Who will be eliminated next?
Subtitulado y sincronizado por: TwiNe
This is Brotas, Brazil.
A small farming community built
on South America's coffee trade.
And on the outskirts of town:
Fazenda Primavera da Serra.
This picturesque coffee
plantation was the second pit stop
in a race around the world.
Teams arrived here at
the end of the last leg
for a mandatory rest period.
And while they were
here Eric and Danielle
and Jeremy and Dani paired up.
We just hooked up
with them right away.
A lot of talking
about naughty things.
Those girls are really cute.
Will this relationship turn
into a powerful alliance?
And will Fran and Barry,
the oldest team on the race,
manage to get
out of last place?
BJ and Tyler, who were
the first to arrive at 4:48 PM...
will depart at 4:48 AM.
Route info.
"Take a ride on a
to receive your next clue."
Teams must now travel
three miles to this farm.
Once here, they will take
an exhilarating ride on a zip line
300 feet across this
forested valley
to receive their next clue.
To get to the zip line,
drive to the marked entrance
near Kilometer 114
of Highway SP-225.
Yes!
I think other teams are
seeing that we're not just
the happy go lucky,
crazy, hippies just running
around naked all of the time.
We are very determined
to finish this race first.
Let's do it!
"Take a ride on
a 30-foot zip line."
- Three hundred foot.
- Yeah.
You got 307 bucks.
- Let's go.
- Wow.
Come on, tiger!
Come on!
This old beast has been
going the distance for us.
We need to name it.
Danielle #3.
That's a good name, Jeremy.
With Dani and Danielle,
when we're traveling with them
and we're in pit stops,
we can have as much fun
as we possibly can
and enjoy it.
But when it comes
down to the race,
it's got to be Jeremy and I.
Now, I got to fix my hair.
- Hey dude, where am I?
- What.
Go to the right.
"Take a ride on a
Oh, my God,
Mile marker what?
You can move mine.
I have been extremely impressed
in how Joseph has stayed calm.
He's been extremely
optimistic on this race,
and that's something I've
never seen in Joseph before.
Help me out... leaving here.
When you get down to
the end you take a right.
"Take a ride on a
- to receive your next clue."
- Wow.
- Let's go,
- Are you ready to go?
SP-225 is what we came in on.
Dave and I have not travelled
a lot outside of the US.
It's to the right.
This adventure is such a
wonderful opportunity for us
to travel the world
together, learn about it.
I love being out in the country.
Come on, I grew up in Kansas.
I hope this is the right direction.
It's Kilometer 114.
- It's all here now.
- Here, here.
Super!
Good work.
What are we coming up on?
There, there, there, there.
I see there's something there.
Looks like it's open...
at 7:00.
At least we're first.
Hippies are gonna be
so happy to see us.
Here they come.
Let's hide on the
side of the route.
We don't know if we
really trust the hippies.
I think they're pretty shady.
Would you guys
give us a ride?
To Brazil?
You're totally in
the wrong place, okay?
- We're in Argentina.
- Brazil is back that way.
- Here we go.
- Yeah, there we go.
Is it open yet?
Yeah, we already did it.
Yeah.
- Here we go.
- Oh, it's right here.
Here we go.
"Take a ride on a
Our car won't start.
That's when we'll have to
let it warm up for a second.
Yolanda and I have been
dating for five years.
The whole time, it's
been long-distance.
During the race, I will
get to know her better.
You're never gonna have a
chance like this in your life
to really see somebody
under these conditions.
- The road says right.
- Okay, yeah.
You have 307 for
this leg of the race.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Kilometer 114.
So, mom, how are you
feeling about riding zip line?
I just hope my stomach
can handle it.
My mother is the
kind of person
who can overreact
in tense situations.
She's someone who can
often imagine things
to be worse than they are.
My role in our team
is to stay positive
and stay focused on what
we have to achieve next.
Brotas, okay.
♪ I don't know
but I've been told ♪
♪ Zip kinds ♪
♪ Zip lines ♪
What's up, guys?
I'm your rigger.
Thank you.
See you guys up there.
"Take a ride on a
Let's get on it and bust ass.
Let's go.
Michelle is starting
to see the game
that I saw after
about the first leg.
Slow down, slow down.
I get frustrated sometimes
because she played it too safe.
But I may be, you
know, too bad
if she didn't kind of,
hold me back some.
Oh, God.
Dang it, Lake.
You just k*lled my ass.
Hey, baby.
Drive to the marked
entrance near Kilometer 114.
Let's go.
On this race we're not
playing with our muscles.
We're not playing
with our bodies,
we're playing with our hearts.
Hearts first, body second.
And then boobs, right?
I hate these roads.
- That says Brotas.
- Yeah.
Are you gonna take a right?
- Why are you turning left?
- Shut up.
- I'm just asking you!
- Just...
Veer right,
veer right.
We definitely came in this way.
I remember this sign.
Uh-oh, we didn't go
through these big trees.
No, we did not go
through the trees.
You've got to be kidding me!
We don't know the first
turn out of the damn gate.
Oh, there's the zip line.
Welcome.
You have to keep your
both hands in this rope.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Banzai!
Wow, moo cow!
"Fly to Moscow, Russia."
Teams must now fly more than
Founded during the 12th Century,
it is the country's largest
city and the seat
of its political power.
When they land, teams
must find Chaika Bassein.
A water sports facility once
used to train Olympic athletes
in high dives.
It is here that teams
will find their next clue.
"Note: drive to the
Brotas Bus Depot
and pull a ticket for the
next available departure time
to the Sao Paulo Airport."
Head butt!
Totaw!
Totaw... totaw is like
our power word.
Totaw is the circle
of the universe.
Everything's tight
on this sucker?
That's pretty cool, man.
How cool is that!
Fly to Moscow, Russia.
We're going
to Russia, brother.
Oh, that was awesome!
Oh, God.
- Oh, my God.
- Russia.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm freakin' out right now.
You can do it, baby.
Just look straight ahead.
Oh, my gosh.
- Okay, are you ready?
- Okay.
This is so good.
"Fly to Moscow, Russia."
- Let's ride.
- Okay.
All right, my love.
- Park at the very front.
- Okay.
- What's up, guys?
- What's up?
Where is our right pack?
Give me the pack bag
once you're done.
Okay.
Come on.
- What's up?
- Have fun, enjoy.
Thanks, guys.
Twenty three skidoo!
Yeah, this is definitely it.
Yeah!
We're going the right way.
This is definitely
the wrong way.
Lake, your popping the
car hood, get off of it.
Can you believe this?
I think, unfortunately we're
gonna have to go back
and go down there
where we just came from.
Damn it to hell.
Slow down.
Slow down!
If you don't--
If you don't shut up...
We'll get k*lled.
"Take a ride on a
We're off.
We are not happy
about being in last place.
But we're happy
to be on the race.
We are really gonna give
it our all today on this leg,
and we're just hot to trot.
- It's exciting, isn't it?
- Oh, yeah.
Unbelievable!
"Fly to Moscow, Russia."
I'm gonna pee on my pants.
Are you ready?
Hallelujah.
"Fly to Moscow, Russia."
This is the bus station
right over here.
Let's go into the bus station.
Get out because there might
only be two teams in the first one.
There it is.
- 10:00?
- 9:15.
Get out. Get out. Go fast.
Here we go.
Don't get the wrong ticket.
Go, go.
- 9:15 AM.
- We're good.
Yes!
- There it is.
- Brotas Bus Station.
Pull the ticket.
- Over here.
- Thank you.
No, I'm just kidding.
Over here, over here.
You're so evil.
- 9:15.
- 9:15.
Go, Dani!
Yeah!
"Fly to Moscow, Russia."
That was such a big screw-up.
Baby, be quiet.
Danielle!
We're about 15, 20 minute
behind you guys?
Lake and Michelle,
they're behind us now.
Yeah!
All right, baby.
- I'm gonna get the ticket.
- Okay.
- 10:10 AM?
- We got 10:00 AM.
Oh, man.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
Go, baby!
Good job!
Fly to freaking Russia.
Dadgum, I was hoping we
wouldn't have to go to Russia.
Shut up, it's gonna be fine.
- Moscow, Russia?
- Yes.
It's gonna be freezing cold.
I'm gonna have to park it right here.
Yeah.
You guys look so good today.
- What do you mean, we...
- Where did you get all those--
look all of the stickers
on your shirt?
- What stickers?
- Here, I'll get it.
Let me see it.
Hey did you guys--
did you go back to bed?
This isn't a sticker.
No.
Danielle and I spent
time with Jeremy an Eric
at the last pit stop.
And, you know, we got to
know the boys a lot better.
They made our time now
a lot more fun like
I really have to say that
I enjoyed my time at the pit stop.
Super fun.
Fran, you'll love it!
Okay?
Oh, my gosh.
What a way to see the country.
"Fly to Moscow, Russia."
We're off.
All right, let's do it.
- Peace out.
- Peace.
Read that clue one
more time to make sure...
I'm gonna punch
you in the mouth.
- It doesn't say anything different.
- Hey.
- Hey, listen to me.
- "Fly to Moscow, Russia."
Don't be ugly because we haven't
been ugly with each other.
- You hear me?
- I'm-
What do you mean? You were
ugly to me on the road of Brotas.
Right there, right there.
Right there, Lake.
See the bus coming out?
- 10:00 AM.
- Do we?
No, we're on second bus.
- There's three buses?
- Yes.
Can't go without, baby!
Oh wait, my clue thing.
Oh, do not take that
fanny pack off you ever.
I'm not arguing over something,
so silly, it's here.
We didn't lose it.
Well, can you agree?
Just don't take it out, okay.
Kind of great for you to hush.
Michelle, don't be a bitch now.
Hey, look to your left.
All the Volkswagens.
This says to Sao Paulo.
Where the hell
is everybody else?
- Where is everybody?
- We're the last team.
Oh, God.
Our bus leaves at 10:45.
If we don't see any
other teams here,
we're the last team.
It's gonna be hard to catch up
but then again,
it's not until it's over.
Are we in Moscow
right now, guys?
We're gonna go for
Lufthansa, try them out.
- Here it is.
- All right...
We're trying to get to
Moscow as fast as possible.
Look, just whatever
the earliest flight.
On Frankfurt.
Frankfurt to Moscow.
Is there an earlier
flight you heard of?
- The first one is-- that's it.
- Oh, perfect, two tickets.
Thanks.
We wanna book
the fastest flight.
Thank you very much.
We have our tickets
from Sao Paulo to Moscow.
Other teams, they are
in the same boat as we are.
All the teams are gonna
end up on the same flight.
Thank you.
Oh, sh**t.
Lufthansa.
Maybe we caught up to them.
Frankfurt to Moscow arrival 12:10.
- Is that the earliest one in?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- The first flight's arriving
in Moscow, 12:10 PM.
- Tickets, okay?
- Thank you.
Señorita.
I don't think señorita
is the right word.
Thank you, let's go
do what we got to do.
Let's go.
We made it!
Oh, my God!
- Are you in Lufthansa?
- Everyone is on Lufthansa.
We need two tickets to Moscow.
First flight.
Here we are, back in it again.
All teams are now on their
way to Frankfurt, Germany,
where they'll connect
to Moscow, Russia.
Once in Moscow, they must
make their way to this place:
the Chaika Bassein.
"Where is Chaika?"
"Gdye Chaika?"
"Go fast."
"Bweestreyeh."
Bweestreyeah.
All right.
Jeremy, make sure
you write it down, too.
She's gonna write it down for me.
Taxi.
Do you know Chaika Bassein?
Da, da, da.
Spasibo.
Chaika Bassein.
- No?
- Bassein.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- Hurry.
They're coming,
Come on.
- Taxi.
- Chaika Bassein?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You know where to go?
- Yeah, Chaika Bassein.
Bweestreyeah!
Chaika Bassein?
Damn, it's cold out here.
Hurry up.
Chaika Bassein?
- How much you ask?
- Forty-five.
You guys get out there.
Yeah.
Dave and Lori
and Monica and I,
we're sharing a
taxi up to Moscow.
We wanted to save money.
This guy is hauling balls.
Chaika Bassein?
All right, welcome to Moscow.
Wow, Russia.
It's got a bitter chill that
k*lled Napoleon's troops.
How do you say fast?
Bystro pozhaluysta.
We're in Russia, guys.
All I know is Russian people
drink and smoke a whole lot.
This is it.
Chaika Bassein?
Da, da.
Here it is, here it is.
Roadblock.
"Who wants to take the plunge?"
I do.
A Roadblock is a task that
only one person may perform.
In this Roadblock, that person
must face the conditions
Russia's champion
high divers experience
during winter training.
They must put on a bathing suit,
and braving the frigid weather.
Climb to the edge
of this 10-meter board
and jump into the pool.
Once they've taken the plunge,
they will swim across the
pool and dive to the bottom
to retrieve their next clue.
"Follow the signs to
the changing rooms."
This way.
Okay.
Here's the clue.
"Who wants to take
the plunge?" Me.
- Right here?
- Oh, yeah.
Chaika Bassein?
Roadblock.
I did the last one.
You want-- you might
have to do one.
Okay, I'll do it.
Take a jump off a 10-meter
high-dive platform.
Oh.
Okay, I got to do it.
I can't swim but whatever.
I'm afraid of water because
I don't know how to swim.
And whenever I get into water,
it's like I just sink.
Totaw.
Jump off the highest one.
Geez.
All right, man.
Yeah!
Swim for that clue, buddy.
All right.
"Travel by taxi to
Novodevichy Monastery."
Teams must now travel
by taxi three miles
to this 480-year-old cloister:
Novodevichy Monastery.
Once on the ground, teams
must find this building:
the Cathedral of the
Virgin of Smolensk,
where they'll find
their next clue.
- Sounds like a date.
- All right.
- That's it up there?
- Yeah.
Hurry, hurry.
Oh, yeah.
Michelle!
It's a Roadblock.
- "Who wants to take a plunge?"
- "Who wants to take a plunge?"
You need to do it.
I might have to do it naked.
So what?
Okay, I'll do it.
Let's go, let's go.
Man, this is beautiful,
these cathedrals, man.
Yeah.
Can you stay here, wait
like one minute for us?
There, the box.
Got it.
- I'll take a plunge, I'll go.
- Okay.
Right here.
All right, I'll take the plunge.
That's it, man.
- Right there.
- Oh, my gosh.
Hurry guys.
- Let's go.
- Come on now.
Thank you.
- You want it?
- I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
- Okay.
Oh, wow, just look at
this how beautiful, wow.
Pretty impressive, huh?
Oh, you look, Chaika Bassein.
- Roadblock.
- Roadblock.
Who's taking the plunge?
I guess I will.
Hey, babe.
Just jump down.
The clue is over here underwater.
- I don't see the clue.
- Do that dive that we learned.
No.
He didn't learn
that well enough.
There's our buddy.
There.
Novodevichy Monastery?
- All right.
- Spasibo.
That's it.
Okay, got it.
- Okay.
- All right.
Smolensk Cathedral.
- Go back and change.
- There she go right there.
- Hey, Yolanda.
- Yes?
- Can you dog paddle?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Oh, my god.
That's one thing she
said she was scared of.
I don't wanna do the water.
Oh, my God.
You got it baby.
Come on, Yolanda.
You can do this.
You can do this.
Come on, it's easy.
Everybody did it.
I'm scared!
You got to hurry up.
There's people waiting for you.
Doesn't look like she's gonna jump.
You're fine.
You got it baby.
You got it.
You did good.
Now you got to go
down and get the clue
and you come over.
Good job.
Give me a hug.
- You did good.
- It's so scary.
"Travel by taxi to
Novodevichy Monastery."
Good girl.
Lake, jump and get
down over here!
You better do a flip
or something, dude.
Right here, Lake!
Come on.
- "Travel by taxi."
- "To Novodevichy Monastery."
Dan, you can do it.
Do it now.
They are leaving.
Hurry up.
Taxi.
Do you know Novodevichy?
Yes, get in.
Barry and Fran's
team are rocking.
Taxi!
Novodevichy Monastery?
- Novodevichy.
- Good job.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes.
The pretty girls carrying
with the big boobies?
They're coming with you.
Come on.
"Novodevichy Monastery."
Come on.
Oh, okay.
- Novodevichy Monastery?
- Monastery, yes.
I had to wear a Speedo.
You looked good in it, though.
I looked like a little... white little...
Naw, I wish you'da done it.
Would you really make me get in
front of all those Russian people
with a bathing suit on?
Come on.
There they are.
All right, let's go.
- We will not leave behind you.
- Oh, thank you.
Monica, do it, don't think.
Good job, babe.
Smolensk...
Cathedral.
All right, let's roll.
Come on, Lori.
You can do it.
Yes!
Good job!
Yes, that's awesome.
Smolensk Cathedral, okay.
Mom, are you ready?
Des, I could get myself k*lled.
You can do it.
Oh, God.
Come on in.
Monastery?
- There you go, there you go.
- I feared this.
She's afraid of deep water.
I just--I should have done it.
That one has a clue,
right there, you see it?
You see it?
Oh, my God,
we're going to lose because of this.
No, mom, mom, mom,
no, no, no, don't panic.
Mom, don't cry.
Mom, we can do this.
You can do it.
You can totally do it.
Down, down, down.
I'm going to drown.
I don't know how to get under.
I cannot make...
I cannot make myself do it.
I can't believe this.
Mom, mom, stop,
mom, mom, mom.
- I can't make myself go down.
- Mom, mom.
Mom, don't cry.
You can completely 100% do this.
Kick yourself down
into the water.
You can do it.
You can totally do it.
Down, down, down.
Oh, my God.
I don't know, I cannot dive.
I don't know how to get under.
I don't know what else
to do at this point.
Yeah, Novodevichy,
this is it.
Let's go.
Hello.
Where is Smolensk Cathedral?
That way, please.
Smolensk.
Oh, there it is.
Time to pay the bills.
This is gorgeous, huh?
Let's check this place out first.
All right.
Let's do this.
Detour: Scrub or Scour.
A Detour is a choice
between two tasks,
each with its
own pros and cons.
In this Detour, teams have to
choose between Scrub and Scour.
In Scrub, teams must travel
to this trolley depot
and wash an entire
Moscow trolley inside and out.
Once the bus driver's satisfied
with their cleaning job,
they will receive
their next clue.
It's a physical task, but teams
control their own destiny
and they can finish as fast
as their stamina allows.
In Scour, teams must
travel to this theatre
and search through 1,500
multi-piece Russian nesting dolls
in order to find one
of 10 microscopic clues.
There's nothing
physical about the task,
but teams will have to rely
quite a bit on their luck
and could take a
long time to finish.
- Let's Scrub.
- Scrub the scrubs.
It could be a lot of dolls.
- All right, get in.
- Okay.
- Oh, I see it.
- Oh, the monastery.
Oh, beautiful.
- It's right there.
- He missed it.
He couldn't get over
so he'll go all the way
- around the block now.
- Hurry, hurry.
- The monastery right there?
- Yes, the monastery.
Smolenski, Smolenski.
Right in.
Smolensk Cathedral.
It's got to be somewhere.
Where is your bag?
...with our passports in it and our
money and our clues - everything?
- Is it here?
- Please tell me you have it.
Did you leave it
in the dressing room, Dan?
Probably.
We left it at the Roadblock.
- Oh.
- Dang it.
Hey, what we should do?
Wanna just get out?
We get another cab,
we'll go back?
- Okay.
- Pull over.
How are they
gonna find a taxi?
They're gonna have to hustle,
but we can't stay with them.
Stupid, stupid.
That's a huge, huge mistake.
Cathedrals are usually big.
Look everywhere.
- Here.
- Stop.
This is it?
Here's the other.
Let's go.
- Smolensk Cathedral?
- Over there.
There's people up there.
Here's Eric and Jeremy.
It's fine, where are you going?
- Yeah, going inside there.
- Lake, don't run.
We have to go inside.
This is it.
- Open it up, let's see.
- This is, like, sacred, so.
Grab it.
- Detour.
- Detour.
- Detour.
- Detour.
- Scrub.
- You wanna clean a trolley?
We go scrub it.
Yeah, let's go.
This nesting doll thing
could take forever.
Ray, it's in the
middle right there.
We're gonna scrub it,
we're professional car washers.
Let's wash the trolley because
we got to find the clue.
"Dubrovka Theatre."
That's the one we passed
on the way from the airport.
I should know.
We can do that one?
Yeah.
All right, Detour,
it's known as 8 Trolley Park.
- Trolley Park?
- Do you know?
Trolley depot?
Babe, where are you?
Does he know?
Ask him if he knows real quick.
We'll help you find the clue.
That slowed us down.
I had that clue.
- Follow him.
- Dubrovka theater, yes?
- Yes.
- Get in, let's follow them.
Did you ask what they're doing,
because you may be doing Scour.
Take us to one of them, any.
Let's go.
Whichever one's closest.
- No speaking English.
- Oh, no.
The language barrier is
somewhat of a problem for us.
Our taxi driver is
looking at the clues
and he's like, he had no clue.
He's like, we'll just
follow the other ones.
We're at this guy's
mercy right now.
Whichever one he takes us to,
we'll go from there.
Chaika Bassein?
Okay.
We had a good head start
and a good running.
Not anymore.
You're psyching yourself out.
Do you think you're
capable of doing this?
Yes, you are.
Breathe out.
Kick down.
Dive.
Dive into the water.
I'm so proud of you.
Her biggest fear in the world
was diving to the
bottom of the pool.
And the fact that she
just accomplished this,
I think it's an
amazing thing for her
to have achieved.
I'm so proud of her.
There's no words.
You were wonderful.
Smolensk Cathedral.
Okay.
Taxi.
- Okay?
- Oh, my God, mom.
- The pinks.
- We'll be right back.
Go, let's go.
As long as we can stay ahead
of the Pinks, we'll be okay.
Oh, my God.
That's it.
This is it.
We're running through
here, you guys.
- Smolensk?
- Right there.
Detour.
What do you guys think?
- I think we can do the scrub one.
- Let's do the trolley.
Let's do it.
Oh, my God.
We just did a big circle.
We should just get out.
Now, we'll ask people.
- Left.
- On the left, down here?
That does not look like it.
Excuse me, excuse me.
- What's up?
- Nobody wants to help out a brother.
I sure hope this is
down to 8 Trolley Park.
- Oh, there's a...
- Oh, God.
- Oh, here's Fran and Barry.
- Oh, excuse me?
- We're trying to find it.
- No one knows, huh?
Should we go with the theatre?
- You know Dubrovka Theatre?
- Okay, let's go, he knows it.
We're going back to the
second Detour choice.
Can't get a break.
This is precious
time right now, so...
wanna go to the theatre?
Okay, come on.
Dubrovka Theater, there it is.
- This is it?
- Yes.
- This... Dubrovka.
- Very good.
- Thank you, we'll be right back.
- Let's go. Let's go.
We'll be right back, thank you.
- Okay, come on, baby.
- I'm coming.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, this is the dolls.
- Oh, my gosh, I told you.
Okay, babe, I'm gonna
start right here.
I don't even know
what I'm looking for.
Holy hell.
♪ I am in Russia ♪
♪ Playing with the dolls ♪
Why don't you guys go
to the damn car wash?
We wanted to.
You said you were
going to this car wash.
We tried but we are
following you guys.
It was Ray and
Yolanda's dumb idea.
You all should have picked
your own damn Detour.
Damn it.
The evasive trolley
park here somewhere.
What is he doing?
Let's just get there
at a good time, guys.
Dave, you're so calm.
Can you wait for 10 minutes?
- Ten minutes, please?
- Okay, okay.
All right, please.
Oh my, this is beautiful.
- I'm good at cleaning, baby.
- All right, let's do that.
- I'm good at cleaning.
- Travel by taxi to the trolley depot.
- El Trunk.
- El Trunk, Mom.
- He's Russian, not Spanish.
- Yeah.
Somebody--oh,
the mom and daughter.
Thank you.
Let's see if their cab
driver goes away.
- I think he's going.
- Yeah, he's leaving.
Good, that may work
to our advantage.
Come on, Dan.
- Smolensk is that way.
- This way? Okay.
- Go on this way?
- Right here.
It's in here.
Let's take Scrub.
No wasting of time.
We can do this quick.
Is that a taxi right there?
I think so.
- Trolley Park?
- No, I don't know.
- Do you know where this is?
- I don't know.
No?
Go.
Why you didn't even tell
the taxi to ever wait for us?
- Taxi.
- Please.
- No?
- Please.
Why is it not stopping?
Now, I'm gonna scream.
I'm so pissed right now.
Never in my life...
I'm gonna k*ll myself.
What are we doing right now?
Trying to get a taxi, obviously.
But it's ridiculous.
We should have made him wait.
- Is that a taxi right there?
- I think so.
Taxi?
Trolley Park?
Do you know?
He knows.
Go fast.
Okay?
- This could take forever.
- Sorry.
You're in here?
You're in here?
You're all lovely dancers.
I wish I could watch you.
I keep thinking,
maybe I'll get lucky.
Look at this rotten, mammy, jammer.
Oh, my gosh.
This is brutal.
Where you at, Jer?
- Nothing.
- Not so much different.
Jer, I got one.
I got one, Jer.
Jeremy.
- Holy cow, bro.
- I got one.
I got one, Jeremy.
- What's it look like?
- What's it look like?
I can't tell you.
Lake, it don't matter.
He can't help us get this.
Got it, baby.
See you guys a little bit.
There we go.
Take a taxi to...
The Red Square.
You can search there behind
"St. Basil's Cathedral" for Phil.
Red Square?
Saint Basil's Cathedral?
- Okay.
- Thank you, sir. Very fast.
- Bro, that was a...
- Lucky, we're so lucky.
That was a good call, bro.
Thank you.
- We're gonna find it.
- Yeah, we are.
Yeah, those boys have
to get ahead of us.
Let's go.
Good job.
I have to say that was way
quicker than the car wash.
Hell, yeah!
I hope he knows where it is.
I have a horrible feeling about this.
Look around us.
There's nothing.
He's turning around again.
Oh, my God.
Trolley bus, yes?
There's a flag right there.
This is it.
All right.
Come on.
There.
It's right in there?
Right in there.
There's mother and daughter.
They just got here.
Thank God.
We could catch up to them,
we could catch up.
The girls are here, honey.
Oh, this way, mom.
This way.
Here's one.
My gosh, these are filthy.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Which one, mom?
Which one looks less dirty?
That one looks easier.
Let's do this one. Come on.
Mom, we need water.
Water.
Where's the water?
Water's over here.
Oh, look great.
Let's do this. It's the least dirty.
Oh, my God.
We can do this, Dan.
- Mom?
- What, honey?
I'm doing the glass
just do the body on it.
Okay.
My hands are freezing.
I wish I was in Brazil right now.
Don't give up, Dan.
I don't even know
if this is doing a good job.
This has not been a good day,.
Dubrovka Theater.
Let's go.
I like this part.
God!
Oh, my gosh.
This is brutal.
Yola, we got another team coming.
Great.
Okay, okay.
Just--
I'm not happy.
It's like an Easter egg hunt.
We'll do it systematically, okay?
I can't even open it, damn.
That music is, like,
playin' with my head.
I can't find this dang thing.
You don't know what size
it was they found it in, right?
The little small one at the bottom.
Put it back.
Put it back.
Maybe it's a small one.
Baby, it shouldn't be this hard.
Baby, come here.
"Take a taxi to Red Square
and St. Basil's Cathedral."
They got one.
It's all the way down the
bottom on the last little one.
I hope our taxi's
still out there.
Dubrovka Theater?
This is it?
The Red Square.
Yes!
Ray and Yolanda.
Which way do we go
to get to these dolls?
- That's it.
- Yeah, go.
We just left the hippies,
BJ and Tyler.
Obviously people
are getting lost.
Oh, please, please.
This is the most frustrating
thing I've ever done.
I couldn't agree more.
This is tragic.
Look at this, I have to
admit is quite a task.
We could've had two
trolleys washed already.
Mom, I said,
I was doing the glass.
Listen to me.
Divide and conquer, right?
Come on, let's do this.
Oh, my gosh.
I've never been so stressed out.
- There's a flag.
- Flag!
- Thank the whole world.
- Oh, my gosh.
We'll right back.
Just a few minutes.
Thank you so much, spasibo.
Oh, my, they just got here.
Monica?
Are you kidding me?
They're nailing to catch up.
I'm very excited now.
- They just got here?
- Yes!
- No way.
- They're just here, I'm not joking.
We're still in the running.
I do this stuff at home.
I'm used to this.
Oh, my God.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Come on, Lori.
Inspection.
Here, clean.
- No.
- No?
Which part?
- This top here.
- Up here?
Take the ladder.
Can you do a lucky
dance for me?
A lucky find the cluey dance?
Did you say lucky find
the clue dance?
"Red Square,
to St. Basil's Cathedral."
- Did you find it?
- It's on the smallest one.
It's in the smallest one.
Let's hurry.
Please, god, If it's not in
that one, we'll just give up.
That's it.
Finished.
It's impossible.
You can let us out
wherever you like.
Thank you.
Red Square is this way?
- Right, go that way.
- Thank you, thank you.
So it's somewhere around here.
All right.
Well, let us out.
Give me five.
Can you give me five in Russian?
- All right, baby.
- Let's go.
- St. Basil's Cathedral.
- Basil Cathedral this way?
Thank you!
- This got to be it.
- Sure, man.
Let's go.
Let's look.
- Red Square, huh?
- Oh, my gosh, it's huge.
- This is really cool, beautiful.
- Now, we got to look for Phil.
And it says search behind?
Yeah, looks like a dead end.
- Yeah, I see it right there.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let's go right around this way.
Dude, there's the mat.
It's all the way around.
Come on!
Michelle, run!
Get the last minute out, baby!
Yeah!
What's up, big Philly-style?
That was a little run.
Moscow is pretty beautiful.
- Eric and Jeremy.
- Yes, Phil?
You're the first team to arrive.
However...
this leg is still not over.
You're still racing.
Here's your next clue.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, man.
Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.
On the next episode of
"The Amazing Race:"
Fran and Barry struggle
through the detour.
While Eric and Jeremy have
a smashing good time.
This is where we turned before.
Oh, my God.
Wanda and Desiree lose
patience with each other.
- Damn it, Des.
- Don't you "damn it" me.
And teams get the ride of
their life on the wall of death.
Oh, my God!
09x03 - I'm in Russia Playing with Dolls
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