[woman sighs]
[phone buzzes]
- [man] Hanna?
- [Hanna] Mm?
- You leaving right now?
- [Hanna] Yeah.
I was thinking about the completion
of the vision statement.
Gotta be finished
before the board meeting.
Totally.
I'll even work late tomorrow then.
I can work late on it all week.
That's great.
Uh, Ola and I are
just eating popcorn
and making up quiz questions
for Friday's party.
Okay.
["Jeg Kommer" by Daimi plays]
[sighs]
["Jeg Kommer"
by Daimi continues]
[automated voice]
You are ovulating.
THE YEAR I STARTED
MASTURBATING
[song ends abruptly]
Hello! What the
hell are you doing?
Hey!
Just drive.
- We're having dinner. What's happening?
- [driver] The door is open.
Yeah, what time
were we having dinner?
Seven? What
time is it now?
Well, it's not 7:00.
I've got, uh,
five to 8:00.
Yeah, but we have a babysitter.
- Yeah.
- Damn it. Come on.
Yeah, but I don't feel like it.
- Feel like it? We had plans.
- [driver] Hey, man. You coming?
Guess not. Sorry.
What?
[Morten] You also got a parking ticket.
I had to move the car.
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
Can I get you two a drink
to start off with?
Yeah, a bottle of Moët.
- Or is it pronounced Moét? I'm no sure.
- [waitress] Lovely.
- [phone buzzes]
- [chuckles]
[chuckles]
[Morten] What
are we celebrating?
Us. Our bright future.
Maybe.
- Okay.
- [chuckles]
And so does that mean you've done
what we had discussed?
Okay.
[sighs]
Is that really what
you want me to do?
Wasn't it six months ago here
you said something to me like
that you would quit your job next month
and you'd start working out and
stop stressing yourself and everything?
Yeah, but now it's more fun,
my work is fun
and it's nice to be able
to afford stuff too.
Mm.
Oh, hey, and I have
something for you.
Or well, for us.
- What's this?
- It arrives in two weeks, so…
Are you joking?
[waitress] A bottle of champagne,
similar to Moët.
You bought a couch that cost more than
a f*cking Tesla without talking to me?
It was a surprise for you
and I know you love surprises.
Breakfast in bed,
that's a nice surprise.
A gigantic couch called The Swan
is not really a nice surprise.
Hey, I bought it
with my own money.
- Have you had a look at the menu?
- Yeah. I was about to do that. Thanks.
[waitress] Yeah.
Ah, so because you make more money than me
then what I think doesn't matter to you.
- Hey.
- Is that what you think?
Oh, God, no. That's
really not the case.
- Look, I'm sorry.
- [waitress] Are we ready?
I would really like to recommend
our climate-smart pilgrim scallops.
- Yeah, we'll have them.
- Yeah?
- You're doing it.
- Doing what?
Deciding what I'm gonna eat.
What if I want something else?
- [waitress] Something else?
- Yeah.
We do have a runner-up
on the menu right now.
It's Rocky Mountain Oysters.
- Thanks. I'll have that.
- [waitress] That's a go?
That's animal testicles.
But you knew that, right?
[waitress] We also recommend that
you order seven or eight different dishes.
If you are a party of two, you can share,
pick some, bicker a bit.
Yeah, okay, but
he'll be picking here.
[waitress]
Choose. Go ahead.
Yeah.
[clears throat]
So…
[smacks lips] Some herring.
Herring might, uh…
A third option of course is I bring out
a whole selection of all my favorites.
- Yes, let's do that then.
- Thanks.
Yeah. Thank you.
[chuckles]
- What?
- No, it's nothing.
I decided that
she should decide.
- It's different.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Absolutely. Exactly.
- Morten! Hey.
- Hey!
I was in the neighborhood and I remembered
you said you were coming here tonight.
I thought, "I'll pop in for a beer,"
but it's crowded. Couldn't get service.
Yeah, what the hell.
[Ali] Do you know
who I saw outside?
- No.
- Oscar.
With the pageboy haircut
and sweatband, my old PT.
- Oh, yeah.
- That man was completely ripped.
Now, poof, the
bastard lost all of it.
- [laughs]
- I was like, "Whoa!"
He said he was on the keto diet
and I was like, "You shouldn't be."
That's what I thought.
I didn't say anything.
He didn't look good at all.
- Yeah.
- Anyway, uh… Hey.
- Hmm.
- Damn, I gotta pee, so…
- [Morten] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Morten] See ya.
- [sighs]
Did you tell him
we were having a date night?
No, but he's allowed to be here
if he wants to.
What's the problem?
No. No problem.
- Good.
- Like I said… [clears throat]
I am going to start making an effort so
you and I have more nights out like this.
- Mm.
- Okay, so, our…
Oh, my God. We're in the middle
of a sensitive conversation here.
I mean, I'm sorry, but…
Thanks.
- Everyone's after the money.
- [laughs]
Am I right?
- Yeah.
- Seriously.
- Mm.
- [phone rings and buzzes]
You gonna pick up?
No. No, 'cause
I'm with you.
What if it's about Eli?
- [phone continues ringing]
- [sighs]
Hello?
[babysitter] Hi,
Hanna. You need to come home right away.
What? Did
something happen?
No, but Eli wants
you to come home.
What do you mean "Eli wants"?
We haven't even been here for an hour.
Whatever it is, it's fine.
But his bond to you…
It's critical for the child's
sense of safety.
It's important for him
not to feel abandoned.
- To be able to regulate your emotions…
- Hey, we're heading home.
Here's some bread made with black oats
for you to try.
[Morten] Can we
get the check, please?
Of course. I hope you both have
a good rest of your night.
Thank you, guys.
Hope to see you again.
- [laughing] Yeah. Thank you so much.
- Take care.
Well, come on then.
[Hanna] Are you eating yogurt?
Yeah. You coming?
Uh, yeah. I'm
just going to clean up a bit.
[clatters]
[exhales]
[Morten] Hey, Hanna,
did you pick up the hemorrhoid cream?
- No, uh, I will tomorrow.
- What?
- [indistinct dialogue over TV]
- [Hanna] Shh.
Come on, I just got him down.
[Eli] Mommy, I'm thirsty.
[sighs]
Okay.
Here. We'll
put it down here.
There you go.
[kisses]
[gentle music playing]
Why don't you put your bowl down there
and instead eat me?
What?
Oh, Mr. Hansen.
Mister Yogurt Man.
Do you want to eat my yogurt?
I'm taking off my shirt for you.
Enough with this "vroom-vroom".
I'm very tired. Can't
we do this tomorrow?
I want to see the "vroom-vroom-vroom"
in your… [kisses] …underwear.
[moans] Yeah,
come here, my darling.
Ow.
Oh, I want you
to kiss me all…
[kissing, moaning]
- Ow!
- [laughs]
- Be careful.
- Sorry.
Wait.
You told me to eat you.
Yeah, but, can you come in me
so we can have a little mini me?
I'm ovulating.
Or, um… a mini you.
I gotta be up tomorrow at 6:00.
I don't have the energy.
You don't
have the... what?
- [Morten exhales]
- Huh?
The restaurant? The Swan?
- What's The Swan?
- The couch.
Hey, you know I
can't come on my own.
Right now talking about having a baby
doesn't make me that horny, Hanna.
You don't have the time
for the family you have right now.
I don't know why
you want all this.
[Hanna sighs]
Okay, well, then…
I'll do it.
Do what?
I'll quit my job for us then.
If that's what you want,
go and quit your job then.
[Hanna sighs]
[desk whirring]
- Yeah, I wanted to…
- Wait, hang on.
- Oops, Obama.
- Um…
- [mystical music playing]
- There was actually a thing I…
I forgot the music.
[music stops]
[clears throat]
I've been, uh,
wanting to bring up something.
It's not easy,
but I thought…
I've noticed you haven't been doing
that well lately.
All I can say is that
you are not alone.
My sister-in-law went through
the same thing several years ago.
Here.
- What... What's this?
- It's the women's shelter phone number.
- Call and ask for Sofia. Great girl.
- What?
And if you ask me, I really do think
it's time you leave the damn bastard.
- No… [laughs]
- You can do so much better.
Yeah, but that's not it.
He's not like that.
- I said that before you...
- You are a strong woman.
You're smart, you're skilled,
you're nice, and most of all,
you're really f*cking great.
What... What's this?
You are now our representative
in all international matters.
I thought you said
that couldn't be worked out.
Nice work.
[exhales sharply]
- Uh… Okay…
- You're going to go to festivals.
Cannes, Venice, Berlinale,
San Sebastián, Gothenburg…
Yeah, I know, uh, but I mean,
that's not the reason I came in here.
I wanted to talk
to you about, uh…
I'm not sure if you've noticed,
but I've been stressed out
and to be honest, I'm not always
that great at showing it.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
You don't have to give me excuses.
It can happen to anyone.
Strong women, weak women.
It can happen to men.
But help is available
to you, Hanna.
- Alcoholics Anonymous.
- No…
Google it.
The thing is all this job would do
is just increase my stresses.
Okay, but I know
you can handle it.
If there's anyone out there
who can do it, it's you.
Hanna, you're the brightest person
we have here.
You're the absolute best employee
we've ever had.
You're fantastic.
You're irreplaceable.
I can't think of anyone better.
You're well liked.
You're good with people.
You speak many languages.
- You're just like, wow.
- Yeah, but…
Or what did you
want to talk about?
Yeah, well, I just wanted...
I came here to...
I just wanted to, um…
to ask for a raise.
- Uh…
- [phone rings]
- Is he calling?
- Yeah.
- Uh… Sorry, but I…
- He knows you're at work right now, right?
He doesn't respect you, huh?
No, uh…
- Well, uh, I'll think about this and…
- A thousand more a month.
- Well, but I…
- Two thousand.
You can't say anything to anyone!
Especially not Ola.
- [Hanna] Bye.
- Bye.
Anybody can do my job.
Like pretty much.
I'm grateful, um, I really am.
[elevator beeps]
Uh…
[clears throat]
What?
I was wondering
what floor you're going to.
[chuckles] Just
going up and down.
Ah. Got it.
So, anyone can do my job.
- I mean, anyone. Anyone.
- [elevator door opens]
No…
So, down again? Or up?
[chuckles]
No, um, just press
six. I'm, um, going up.
Good for you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hey, I just want to
talk about something.
It'll have to be a walk-and-talk.
I need to get home.
- Lasse threw up.
- Okay. La... What's Lasse?
Yeah, the kids' goldendoo…
Our goldendoodle.
- It's chaos at home.
- sh*t. Okay, listen.
I was just... I
was going to…
If we could… Just
I'm quitting my job.
- [boom]
- [yelps]
- [beeping]
- God. Are you okay?
- Fine!
- sh*t.
Three thousand, then.
I'm sorry, I can't do more. That's it.
Uh, it actually has nothing to do
with money, but thanks, really.
You need to think this over, okay?
Just go home.
- Just think.
- No, I made my decision. I, uh…
Okay, okay. But what about
the report you're working on?
- What about, uh, festivals, you know?
- I…
- The Christmas party?
- Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Hey, I know this must sound so stupid,
but my job's not that hard.
Right, I mean, like anyone could do
it. Even Asrin.
- Asrin, who's she?
- You know, Golnaz' niece? The intern?
I think she would
do a really good job.
I'm gonna prioritize uh…
other things. I'm sorry.
Is this one of those
Machu Picchu things?
No.
Uh…
I just need to put Eli first here.
That's it. I'm a mother first.
Yeah. f*ck it. I hear ya.
- Yeah, I, uh, just...
- I'm sorry.
But I'll comp off my overtime so we can...
No need to drag it out.
Yeah. Sorry.
- [line calling]
- Stop.
[automated voice] You've reached
Morten. Leave a message after the beep.
[beep]
- [child whining]
- [sighs]
[techno music
playing over speakers]
Oh! Hey!
I didn't think you could make
the Wednesday sessions.
- I just did it.
- You did what?
You broke up with Morten?
No, God. I quit my job.
Whoa. Why?
You know, it's just stressful lately
and I promised Morten that I would do it.
But Hanna... Wait, you promised Morten?
What does that even mean?
This isn't the 50s.
You're allowed to have a boyfriend
and a family and a career. All that.
That's what you think.
Well whatever.
It's done either way.
No, not whatever.
It's gonna look bad on your resume.
What are you thinking, Hanna? Really?
After all the time we spent
on your LinkedIn profile.
Oh. f*ck.
- What is it?
- Ugh.
f*cking milk ducts
are blocked. [exhales]
My whole f*cking body.
Everything hurts and leaks and sweats.
[whispers] My c**t
feels like sandpaper.
Come on now, girls. Let's go!
No resting here, right?
- Let's go! Come on.
- [chuckles]
Gave birth three
months ago so…
Just go for it! Show me!
- Sandpaper, really?
- Sandpaper.
Petter's d*ck is super
chaffed right now.
Oh, can you check out
party venues with me this week?
- My 40th birthday party.
- Ugh, I won't be able to. I'm sorry.
- I have much to take care of for Saturday.
- Girls, is resting all you do?
- Let's work as hard as the others.
- Yes!
- Just get to work!
- She's gonna be 40 soon, this one!
More reason to work hard!
- Come on!
- [man laughing]
Forty. That's when doors
really start closing, Hanna. [groans]
You know the risk of a miscarriage
increases by 50 percent.
- Hey.
- And birth defects.
Petter also wanted
to come and workout.
You got a babysitter?
No, Ebbe's asleep
right over there.
He's at Mini-Wellness.
- What?
- [grunts]
But Petter!
f*cking hell. He's three months old!
It's a baby! You can't just put a...
You can't just hang
him up like a coat!
[exhales]
- Ebbe! Ebbe my darling!
- [cooing]
Oh!
- Damn it!
- What?
- You're out of your mind!
- [scoffs]
What? A kettle bell
could fall on top him.
[cooing]
Yes, I gotta go. I
really gotta get going.
I have to pick up some rain pants
and a photo book and get some stuff done.
- Yeah.
- [blows raspberries]
- Bye.
- Bye.
Don't forget. Naming
ceremony Saturday.
- Absolutely.
- I was supposed to be working out.
- Seriously.
- [man] What?
Okay. Let go then.
I QUIT MY JOB
[laughing]
Do you think daddy
will be happy now?
Can you paint me like a zombie?
A zombie?
I can do that.
Want me to paint
some brains here?
Like that?
- Yeah, right here.
- Here we go.
[gentle music playing]
[chuckles]
You're... [laughing]
It's wonderful.
Hold your arms out like this.
[zombie gasp]
[laughing]
[phone ringing]
[sighs]
[phone continues ringing]
[sighs]
Hello?
What?
Hey.
I'm sorry. We came
as fast as we could.
Is that the Hulk?
He's the Hulk.
- What happened?
- Uh…
He was on a scooter and some dude came up.
Tried to pick his pocket. So intense.
I was going to register my scooter and
I noticed someone grabbing for my pocket.
I hopped on and tried
to drive after him but
then my front wheel got stuck
in the NK Express rail
and I fell off the scooter
and I sprained my knee.
And my Airpods were wrecked.
- Oh God, wha...
- Yeah.
And then you ended up
here in the hospital?
Yeah.
Eh, uh… Eli.
Would you like to go get
some ice cream with Ali?
- Oh, what? No. sh*t.
- [Eli] I want ice cream.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Well I was gonna get
some coffee anyway. Oat milk?
- Yeah, thanks.
- Okay. Excuse me.
How are you feeling?
What do you think?
Did you even listen to what just I said?
Here you go.
Here's one small paracetamol.
Oh. Thanks.
- Water.
- You're sweet.
Thanks. [giggles]
You think so?
Well, sweet means nice.
In Denmark, where he's from.
Let's see.
It's crazy you fell off a scooter.
I've done that as well.
- You've done it too? No!
- Yeah. [laughing]
- Yeah.
- [chuckling] No.
Yeah, I fell too one time
but it was on a bicycle, so yeah.
I wasn't really
that hurt actually.
Right?
[baumanometer pumping]
[Morten] I keep wondering
if this will change me.
- Yeah, you believe the best about others.
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- You spend a lot of time with people.
[nurse] I know exactly what you mean.
I'm the same.
- That's why I chose to become a nurse.
- Really?
- [nurse] Yeah.
- Yeah. I work with people too actually.
- Oh yeah?
- [beeping]
- Yeah, more creatively.
- [nurse sighs]
- I'm afraid I have to go.
- Okay.
- I'll be back okay?
- Okay.
- You go ahead and rest.
- Okay. Thanks. See you.
Yeah, I'll see you!
You don't work with people.
There are people where you work but that's
not what me and Louise were talking about.
You and Louise?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, I get that I haven't really…
been the best in the world at uh,
managing all this home stuff,
but things are gonna change.
- Ow! Damn it!
- Sorry. Jeez, sorry.
- Why you gotta press so hard?
- I don... [sighs]
- [Morten] Ah, thank you.
- Here.
Where's Eli?
Uh, he's over there.
He found an airplane,
I think in the play room.
Mm-hm.
Okay, uh, but…
we still need a minute, so if you could
just wait outside for us, all right?
He might need a little peace and quiet.
What about that?
Or you could just stop hanging around
like you're Morten's side piece.
Hanna, cut it out.
Sorry.
When we get home I'll make you
that cream cake you like. How's that?
Man, cream cake?
With his milk allergy?
- Do you even know what he needs?
- [Hannah scoffs]
Seriously?
Hey, my guy's
pretty upset right now, Hanna.
He's gotta go to the hospital
just to get kindness?
That nurse is
way better than you.
[laughing]
Yeah, but she does that all day.
She took courses in it and everything.
- So?
- It's her job!
- I'm kind. I'm kind, right?
- Uh…
Hanna, you are many things
but you're not kind and you're not chill.
- No. [chuckles]
- Okay but, who's more chill than I, then?
- [chuckles]
- Oh.
Like everybody I know.
- Alexander?
- Chill. Chill.
- Uh, Anton?
- Chill.
- Mega chill, right?
- Chill.
- Too chill even.
- Definitely.
- Ariana?
- Eh…
- Same as her, I mean...
- She's like Hanna.
Yeah, but you won't
even let me near you.
You get annoyed
when I try to cuddle.
- Why do you think that is?
- [coughs]
I only matter when
you want something.
[man coughs]
- Can you get him water or something?
- [coughing]
He's choking, obviously.
[coughing]
Hey buddy. You
want some water?
Know how hard it is to live with somebody
who always gets upset over everything?
Who's never happy and always
blames me for everything?
Yeah, maybe it's better
if you're not with me then.
What?
Uh…
I could have d*ed today.
I, uh…
Hanna, I don't
want this anymore.
We're not good for each other.
Are you dumping me?
Well, I did my absolute best
to make this work.
[cart approaching]
[Hannah]
Yeah, but... [sighs]
Hey.
I just quit my
g*dd*mn job. For you.
Or for us.
You quit your job? Why the hell
did you decide to quit your job?
What? That's the only thing
you ever wanted!
That's all you complain about!
That I work too much!
But it won't change anything.
Right, Hanna?
So, uh…
You can obviously stay in the apartment
until you find somewhere else.
If you don't
have anywhere…
Of course I can find
some place to go. I, uh…
- But...
- I know it sounds harsh.
But I have to do this.
You've given me nothing
but stress and hemorrhoids.
I'll stay at Ali's this weekend
so you can have time to pack your stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay. I'll move out.
On one condition.
That we see a therapist.
We have a damn child together.
Oh.
f*cking immature!
[Ali] That was weird.
[line calling]
[Carolin] Hi,
you've reached Carolin.
I can't answer the phone right now
but if you leave your name and number,
I'll get back to you
as soon as I can.
[beep]
[Eli] Why are you crying, mommy?
Just glad I'm your mama.
Okay.
Honey, I'm sleeping
at Carolin's a couple days.
Why, mommy?
[sighs]
Well, 'cause…
Uh, she's a little sad.
And she needs my help.
Yeah. okay.
But hey, you
and me will still…
see each other and talk together
on the phone…anytime.
Mm-hm.
[sniffles]
[sighs]
MORTEN - MOBILE
070-174 06 05
assh*le
[bittersweet music playing]
[doorbell rings]
Hey.
- Hey, Hanna.
- I'm sorry.
It's just so stressful right now
everything at home with Morten.
I mean, it's just chaos.
- I just need some place to, um...
- [baby crying]
To stay maybe for
a couple of days.
I got you.
Yeah, okay. There you go.
[sighs]
Well I've been waiting for you
to try to get in touch.
[sigh]
- Yeah, uh...
- What the hell, Hanna?
What about Ebbe's naming party?
f*ck.
[Ebbe whines]
And you were supposed
to be his godmother!
- [crying]
- [kissing]
So, we have thought a lot
about our relationship over the weekend,
and we feel that
we have had enough.
Mm.
- [Ebbe whines softly]
- Mm.
What do you
mean, "we feel", huh?
You're just gonna have
to respect what we're saying.
Okay, um… [sighs]
Well I'm sorry
for not… well...
I'm not.
You've just been
all baby crazy lately, Carolin.
It's like I never
see you anymore.
I'm sure you can afford
a hotel room, okay?
I can't, actually.
I blew all of it on
The Swan and so…
It's a giant f*cking sofa,
but that doesn't even matter.
I don't want to be alone right
now. That's all.
Sorry, Hanna, I just...
I can't be the friend you need me
to be right now. We'll be in touch.
[bittersweet music playing]
[door closes]
[line calling]
[Eva] Hey, Hanna!
- Hey mama.
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
- Well, I'm not, really.
- I'm not doing very well, actually.
- I can barely hear you. Damn phone.
And I can't really talk right
now. Can I...?
Hey, can I call you back later?
- Okay, but I just want, um...
- Okay. Sounds good.
Bye!
LOOKING (FOR A FRIEND) FOR
TEMPORARY ACCOMMODATION IN STOCKHOLM.
[sighs]
[phone ringing]
Hey, this is Beata Franzén.
I'm calling about the venue
for your 40th birthday party
that you were supposed
to check out today.
Hey,
uh…
I'm sorry. I mean, my life
has really been chaotic lately.
Oh, no problem.
I'll reschedule the viewing for you.
- Tuesday at 7:00 p.m.?
- Oh, yeah. That'd be super.
Thanks.
Uh, hey there.
We're closed now.
Okay, um…
Do you mind if I
use the restroom first?
No dr*gs in there, okay?
It's the policy we have.
[sighs] No.
- Absolutely not.
- Don't you have anywhere to go?
Yeah. Of course I do.
My stuff, uh,
can I just leave it here or…
Uh, I don't think
anyone will take it.
CONTACTS
LEYLA - CALLING MOBILE
[line calling]
[Leyla] Hello?
Hey, Leyla. It's Hanna.
Hanna? Hanna who?
Hanna.
Ninth grade?
[car door closes]
Nah! [laughing]
I mean, you've
got to be kidding me.
- Ah, well. [chuckles]
- You're kidding!
- How are you?
- Did you miss me or…?
- Are you moving in? What's happening?
- [door closes]
Hey! [kissing]
- Hey! [giggling]
- I mean, look at you!
Let me see you. No.
You still don't have a backside! [laughs]
- No. No backside.
- [laughing]
Damn, look at your home. It's so nice.
You got your life together.
Finally, finally,
and I'll tell you it wasn't easy.
- Oh. [chuckle]
- So that's the little one's room there.
- She is…
- Super spoiled.
And here's the
kitchen. The upstairs.
Living room right there.
The fireplace. It's
not on right now.
There's a pool. And
here's Emir's room.
He's 17 now.
You can sleep in here.
[sighs] Teenagers.
Oh, man. [sighs]
Damn I don't get it.
They're so damn greasy.
So where is everybody now?
They're visiting Micke's mom in Dalarna.
Driving home tonight.
I had a meeting. Don't worry,
I put clean sheets on the bottom bunk.
He can sneak in
when he gets home.
You could have had the guest room
but we're renovating it now, so...
No this is
fine. I'm good.
[Leyla] Okay. Yeah.
It beats sleeping
on the street at least.
[bed squeaking]
[squeaking rhythmically]
♪ Touch me now ♪
♪ I close my eyes ♪
♪ And dream away ♪
♪ It must have
been love ♪
♪ But it's over now ♪
♪ It must have been good
But I lost it somehow ♪
[birds chirping]
Hey.
Hmm, good morning.
Did everyone
already eat or…?
[Leyla] Please,
Hanna. It's 10:30.
They all left for
work and school.
- I'm working from home today.
- Yeah.
This is all bringing out
my wild teenage self as usual, I guess.
Yeah, 14 is different
from 40, though, right?
Double espresso.
Thank you.
- I know someone who can fix that.
- Mm.
Uh, fix what?
Mm-hmm.
Okay. [chuckles]
Is it noticeable?
Mm.
Really noticeable.
But, hey.
What's going on?
We're just taking a…
a break, you know?
A pause. So…
I've got a couples therapist
you can go to.
He likes God and all that stuff.
No regular Swede.
Family values, etcetera.
God's unity.
- He'll get you two back together again.
- You think so?
I'm sure of it.
Wait, I'll send you his number.
I'll get you the
girls number too, for…
Hmm.
[therapist] For it to be meaningful
for us to work together,
I think you both need to think
very carefully about if you two
want to stay
together as a couple.
Uh, well, I mean, I want to.
Um… [clears throat]
I guess, if he can
change. You know?
How do you feel
about that, Morten?
Do you also want
a change from her?
Um, no, it's just...
I can't do this anymore.
I'm done deep down, okay?
Oh my god. Get a grip.
Jesus.
Women have done
it for generations.
[therapist] It sounds like you want
to assign blame, Hanna.
Huh?
What?
Most couples have things they need
to work on in their relationship.
But it won't necessarily work.
And in those cases you have to be able
to face the other scenario as well.
Otherwise, things can become
very deadlocked.
[Hanna] This feels
very inconclusive.
I mean, can't we just
make some sort of deal that...
that I start prioritizing you
and you stop whining?
Hanna, you need someone
you can't boss around.
Or someone who's a pushover.
Or a person
who likes… pain.
Hey, why don't we sit down
and talk this out?
Yeah, I gotta get back to work.
Um…
Can you look after
Eli on Thursday?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why? What are you doing?
Uh…
I have a… meeting.
A meeting, Morten?
What? You mean like a date?
You met someone?
[cheering]
[indistinct chatter]
Hanna, damn it, I've fought
for this relationship for two years.
You've just been too busy
to notice how poorly I was doing.
And now this is
what it's come to.
I want a quality life every day.
Not just when your
damn schedule allows for it.
But I'm the one working like hell
to get the money so we can make it.
And you have this idiotic fantasy
of what real life is.
Yeah, because I
want to feel good now.
Don't forget we're meeting
Eli's teacher tomorrow morning at 8:00.
Oh my God. Are
you serious, Morten?
And do you even know how Eli got his
damn waterproof pants in the right size?
Why are you
bringing up pants now?
- What did Eli get Hampus for his birthday?
- I don't know.
- Because I buy all that stuff.
- Whatever.
I make sure that gets done.
I get all of that stuff done every time.
I do the shopping! I do the cooking!
I do all that for you.
And you don't even notice it!
Damn it, it's you
who must be reminded of Eli's stuff!
Don't come at me with that!
You'll be out buying your own
damn toilet paper from now on!
Quality life?
We had a f*cking baby together!
["It Must Have Been Love"
by Roxette playing]
Excuse me. The
card was declined.
Do you have another
one you could try?
Um, is there
anyone you could call?
Hey, I wasn't
done. Hey, can I...?
Ah, what?
- Hey.
- Yeah?
- Financial yuppie dudes, in the corner.
- Yeah.
They still haven't
gotten their drinks.
- I'll take care of it.
- You will?
Yeah. I got it.
God, this guy's so uncool.
He thinks he f*cking
owns me and sh*t.
Know what?
Don't you worry.
I'm gonna put your whole bill on him.
Yeah let's do that.
By the way, did
you find somewhere to live or…?
Yeah. I, um…
Damn, that's
great. Congrats.
There you go. Great!
And here are your drinks.
[phone ringing]
- You forgot your phone.
- [phone continues ringing]
Had a missed call from The assh*le?
Oh, boy.
[phone ringing]
It's my ex. [chuckles]
- Mm.
- [phone stops ringing]
[humming]
Don't you have to
serve the yuppie guys?
'Cause your boss, uh…
Those guys kinda seemed mad.
Yeah, I should.
I don't know.
But like his chi is all, ya know,
f*cked up, I mean.
I don't know, I mean,
it's like his energy it's…
It's all over the damn place
and like it's really f*cking toxic.
- That's what I think.
- [manager] Liv. Hey.
What are you doing? You can't
just sit here and not work at all.
I'm sorry, but I…
I see that you're angry here.
And I'm sensing
a lot of negativity.
He gets flustered easily, you see?
I mean, it seems like…
He is not at all receptive
to an adult conversation.
I mean, if I'm a 1,000% honest,
this job wasn't a great fit anyway.
You know what?
I'm done. I quit.
My bag.
Ah, f*ck it. I'll
get it myself.
Come on.
Let's go get the
litty in the titty.
Don't look so scared.
- It'll be fun.
- [Hanna] I mean, where are we going?
[Liv] sh*t race.
You look great.
- But I think you should change your top.
- Uh, what?
- Just try it on.
- What is this?
Wait. Stand there.
I'll give you some eyeshadow.
- I mean, is this like for a baby?
- You're going to look great in that.
["Leva livet" by
Lill-Babs playing]
[Liv] Are you watching
this? [giggling]
Stop worrying about a job.
Just get a new one
Well. And besides,
you're the one choosing them, right?
It's not the other way around.
So hey.
How are you doing really?
You seem a little…
blocked.
What?
What's your p*ssy
say? Is it disappointed?
What? I don't know.
What things does it say?
You have to listen to it.
I think you need to
let your p*ssy free.
Otherwise, you'll be dead
before you're 40.
I turn 40 in a
couple weeks actually.
Right then. Guess
you'll have to hurry.
Close your eyes.
And think about your p*ssy.
Do you feel it throbbing?
See this?
That's all your unused
life energy in there, Hanna.
Like, that's where
your life engine is.
And it needs to be liberated.
- I don't know. What? Why? Should I, um...
- Stop being such a dork.
Just open up a little.
Check out someone
you think is hot,
and do the thinking
with the inside of your vag*na.
Then look away for four seconds okay?
Then look back.
Sometimes you need something
like that to get the system going.
Prioritize your p*ssy.
[b*ating heart]
["Leva livet" continues playing]
- Yeah. Check it out.
- Shh!
You need to be quiet
and leave before they wake up.
[toy squeaks]
Nice. A tribal.
Damn, that's retro.
When did you get it?
- '98.
- '98?
Mm-hm.
That's the year I was born.
- [Leyla] Hanna.
- [gasps]
[exhales]
[playful screaming]
[girl] I'm driving.
[groan]
[girl] Yeah, mama!
- [playful screaming]
- [grunts]
Hi, uh...
- [girl] Yeah yeah!
- [clears throat]
Oh sh*t.
I am so sorry.
I'm sorry. I mean I…
Oh my God.
- [playful screaming]
- Jesus!
[playful screaming]
- [Josef] Here's your top.
- [Hanna] You were supposed to leave.
- I don't know.
- [playful screaming]
- [sighs]
- [girl] Daddy.
Oh sh*t.
[closes door]
f*ck, I forgot my phone.
[Josef] Hey, um, I'll uh…
I'll see ya around.
Yeah…
[exhales]
[doorbell rings]
- Hey.
- Hey.
Yeah. Sorry, I
forgot my phone.
- Can I…?
- Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Thank
you. One second.
- [phone chimes]
- Right. Here it is, yeah.
[door closes]
Do you want my shoes?
Uh, no, thank
you. I'm okay.
I recognize you.
Do you go to Maria too?
Ya know, for
addiction treatment?
No. No.
[phone ringing]
- Hello?
- [Morten] Hey!
You on your way?
No. Yeah. Yeah,
uh, I'm on my way.
A little problem earlier. All good.
But yeah. I'll be there.
Okay.
Uh. Hey you know
what? Uh… could I…
Hey! God, I'm
sorry I'm late.
This day is just, ugh.
Insanely stressful morning.
Sorry.
Thanks for waiting.
[sighs]
Really. [clears throat]
[clears throat]
Um…
Have I missed anything or...?
[clears throat]
We're a…
I thought maybe we could...
We could maybe get a coffee or...
What the hell is
wrong with you, Hanna?
There's children
out here, Morten.
You pulled out a used condom
in front of the preschool teacher.
- Yeah.
- And Jesus, what the hell are you wearing?
Wow, what's wrong
with you Hanna?
Where…? Where is Eli?
Leave him alone.
You'll freak him out, I'm sure.
Hey!
Hi sweetie!
Hi, my love. Hi.
I've missed you.
Are you coming home?
Not yet buddy. Okay?
Remember we talked about it.
It's gonna be awhile for that.
But we'll get ice cream on Thursday
when we see each other. How's that sound?
[Eli] I have something for you.
You do?
Thank you!
[Morten] Now mommy has to go.
[clears throat]
Okay.
Hey.
Morten.
Wait! Wha... [exhales]
Hello! Morten!
[phone ringing]
sh*t.
[exhales]
The most hated woman in Sweden
after the Bride of Christ.
[Liv] Sure
babe. Uh, Quattro Stagioni?
I mean, sh*t, it was
just chaos with that dude.
You know? And jeez,
my back is k*lling me.
Never mind him.
He is not important.
This is about you
and your life energy.
That's what you should be focusing on.
Like masturbating.
- How often are you doing it?
- [chuckling] Never.
I mean, come on now, Liv.
- Wait, what do you mean? Why not?
- Well I get bored.
Just laying there and thinking about like,
buying stuff or everything I have to do…
Take care of, clean.
sh*t, if I ever have the time
then I'm just tired, not horny.
You know, masturbation,
according to research,
releases like these crazy amounts
of powerful endorphins.
- Great for a backaches, for instance.
- Gonna drink your cola?
Oxytocin, dopamine.
It strengthens
your immune system
makes cortisone levels go down,
you sleep better.
Hmm, how weird is it that
I've survived this number of years.
But that's like the thing.
You are a prime example
of how worn your hair and skin can get
if you don't masturbate enough.
I'm gonna show you something.
Vital information,
so pay attention.
- Okay.
- Jesus, what are you doing?
This is your vagine. See
here? This is the mons veneris.
These are the labia,
this is the vag*na, and this,
this is the clitoris.
- Are you getting this?
- Yeah. You're talking so loud.
Your vag*na is the only part
of your whole anatomy
that actually is made specifically
for providing pleasure for you, Hanna.
There are eight f*cking thousand
nerve endings in there
and you've been missing out
on all of them.
Anyway, here, about three
to five centimeters up is the G-spot.
That's what makes you able to get
lovely fountain orgasms or like squirt.
That's the G-spot.
Then in between the anus and the vag*na,
that's your M-spot.
With some light pressure, you can have
the greatest orgasm in the world.
Below that, if you rotate,
imagine that you're
turning like this.
So that you're against the anus.
This back wall is soft
and nice towards the anus.
That's your O-spot.
- The shrimp?
- The shrimp.
- Okay.
- Obviously.
Easy to stimulate
during a**l sex.
Then there's the P-spot.
On the urethral orifice.
If you stimulate it right, you can come
like a man is able to come.
You're wasting
your wonderful woman's body.
You should have been born a man.
You've been given a total amusement park
and you've been wasting it.
[laughing] Thanks. Great.
What're ya waiting for, Hanna?
Go ahead and masturbate!
Yeah, but where?
I'm like homeless.
Buy the thing I'm texting you and then
go find a corner to masturbate in.
Okay, sending it
now and then I gotta go.
I wanna hear everything
about the masturbation thing later.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Prioritize the p*ssy.
- Okay, babe. Goodbye.
- Everything good?
- Yeah. K, bye. I'll pay for us.
- [man] Yeah.
[door opens]
Oh, my! Hanna!
I've called you but
you haven't picked up.
Is, uh…
is everything alright?
Yeah, Mom.
Everything's okay.
Just hoping I'd be able
to stay here for now.
Right now it's just too chaotic at home
for me to be able to work, you know?
Um…
- Of course you can stay here.
- You were on your way somewhere.
Oh, Hanna, it's fine. We can cancel.
We're always here for you. You know that.
I'll call Gunilla.
I'm gonna tell her we're not coming.
New shoes?
- Yeah.
- Chic.
Yeah. No.
Tell me how you are.
- No, I'm fine.
- [Eva] Mm-hm?
- Just been, uh… pretty stressed.
- Mm.
Did Morten leave you?
[exhales]
Why would you assume
he was the one who left?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
- Oh my goodness.
- [sighs]
- Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
- That's awful.
Well, then I think you are really lucky
that you have a good paying job right now.
If you're going to be
on your own, I mean.
Mm.
I, uh, just quit my
job too, actually.
Oh, well, uh…
Eva, don't
worry. It's okay.
People freelance
a lot these days.
Yeah, I was thinking
about freelance work.
- [Eva] Yeah.
- [Marco] Mm.
[intriguing music playing]
TORCH MARCH AGAINST NUCLEAR WEAPONS
WOMEN FOR PEACE
[intriguing music continues]
[phone rings, buzzes]
[sighs]
Hello?
[Beata] Hey,
Hanna! It's Beata.
You had an appointment
for viewing our party venue yesterday.
Mm. The party's
not happening now.
No, wait, we can easily...
[sighs]
[Hanna] Good morning.
Oh, good morning sweetie.
- Did you sleep well?
- Absolutely.
Or well, not really.
- Coffee?
- Yes, please.
Mm.
- Ah, here you go.
- [Hanna] Thank you.
[sighs]
- What is it?
- No, it's nothing.
I was just thinking
that it might be good for you
to take it easy for a bit.
- You've been working so much.
- Mm?
But work is the only place
where I'm not criticized for who I am.
But maybe Morten
will come back to you
if you work a little less.
I know it's been tough,
but I didn't think
that this would happen.
I didn't either. [sighs]
[Eva] In that case, it'd be great
if you could work it out. Hanna!
[Hanna] Yeah, but
I need to get a job.
[sighs]
[seat bumping]
[sighs]
Honestly, there's really nothing more
I want than for you to be here.
Seriously.
But I already hired
somebody for your job.
Oh, yeah? Okay.
[chuckles]
- That was quick.
- Yeah.
Asrin. I gave it to her.
- Asrin?
- Good idea, by the way.
Thank you.
That was something
I just said that day.
- I didn't really...
- But she needs an assistant.
Ah.
My God. [giggles] Hanna!
[Asrin] Hey! I
didn't understand.
Why'd you quit all of
a sudden? Come on!
- Let's get a soda.
- No. Yeah.
Alright. So, tell me,
you got the Netflix job.
- Uh, well no, I just...
- That's so amazing!
And finally! It's so great that the job
goes to a woman and someone your age!
Congratulations.
f*cking Netflix!
Yeah. Uh…
- We deserve sugar, don't we?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, thank you.
- [giggles]
No, no. I… I didn't get that job,
so, I actually don't have a job now.
[Hanna] I talked to Staffan
and he said that you needed an assistant
or help with some
things and I thought…
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay, let me just
check the calendar.
Yeah, it's a little tight,
but you know what?
Come on in.
We'll do the
interview right here.
Interview? Okay, I…
I mean, I…
Yeah, I used to have your job.
You… Uh, you worked
here as an intern.
Yeah, but it's very important
to do everything correctly,
so that there's no talk of bias
or anything.
And that you possess
the right motivation.
- Mm.
- That's super important.
So, um, what is your
timetable experience?
- Can you do scheduling?
- Um…
Yeah.
- Sure, yeah.
- Mm.
Good. That'll be
helpful and, um…
Which word
describes you the best?
Goal-oriented, individualistic,
or are you cooperative?
Well, I guess I
am goal-oriented.
[clears throat]
And, uh, cooperative.
And all of it really.
- That's what I would say.
- Yeah.
Classic response. [chuckles]
Perfect. Uh…
Do you have a basic understanding
of the Microsoft suite, Hanna?
Like Excel and Keynote?
I know you did that course,
but I had to help you last time, so…
Yeah, you did that
and that was because I gave you…
gave you assignments and stuff.
Being an intern.
Yeah, okay. Alright. I was just...
I was just checking.
- Um…
- Yep, exactly.
Okay. You know what?
Uh, let's do this one instead.
Can you describe
one instance in your career
where you did actually
exceed expectations?
[elevator rumble]
- [man] Oh.
- [exhales]
Well. [chuckles]
Hey.
Hi. [chuckles]
Just riding the elevator
up and down again?
- [laughing]
- No. [chuckles]
[clicks button]
Take me wherever you're going.
Absolutely.
Adam.
Hanna.
Yeah, my buddies gave me
a singing course as a gift.
An experiential gift package.
- Go ahead. We're here.
- [Marie] …all the way to the head voice.
[Marie vocalizes
high-pitched note]
- Hi! Welcome. Hi.
- [Hanna] Hi.
[Marie] Drop in. Great.
You can just keep on breathing.
Breathe in. [inhales]
And then out.
[exhaling]
And just breathe
a couple of times.
[inhaling]
Let out all the stress.
[Marie exhales]
Yeah.
Babies have the ability
to scream and scream and scream.
Why is that? Hm?
Oh, and dogs can bark
as much as they want…
- Sorry for squeezing in here.
- …without getting a sore throat. Why?
- [Hanna] I'll stand here.
- They use the power of the womb.
- [clears throat]
- Let's do barking.
Let's try it from the ground.
Get down on all fours.
- [chuckles]
- And start in your pelvis.
And everyone, let's bark
like a big brown Labrador.
[barking]
- [Adam] Woof!
- [laughing]
- [Marie] Thank you. Fantastic.
- [laughs]
And now we're
gonna try barking…
Ooh, like a Cocker Spaniel?
[Marie] Yeah, a Cocker Spaniel.
- [chuckles]
- Be my guest.
[barking]
Ruff! Ruff!
[barking]
Arf! Arf!
- [barking continues]
- [Marie] Well done!
- Thank you, thank you.
- [laughing]
Out with all the negative energy
and in with the good.
[breathing deeply]
[Marie] Hi.
What's your name?
Hann... Hanna.
[Marie] Hey, Hanna.
I think we should
start with you.
- Okay.
- Come.
- What do I do?
- Come.
Come.
- Relax.
- [clears throat] Okay. Yep.
[Marie] Our voice reflects
our inner power.
- Okay.
- Its vibrations can heal lots of things.
Like negative energy.
- And physical problems.
- [chuckles nervously]
The vagus nerve…
[inhales] a… a very important part
of our internal system,
is stimulated by singing.
Go ahead
now. Sing a song.
- What?
- Sing a song.
- Sing a song?
- Mm.
Uh, I really can't
sing at all, though.
I can't sing
at all. [laughs]
[Marie] I'll count to three.
Just go with whatever comes to mind first.
- [Hanna] No, I mean, I'm not at all...
- Yeah.
One…
two…
three.
♪ On my pillow ♪
♪ Leave the winter ♪
[Marie] Sing from the womb.
[Hanna]
♪ On the ground ♪
♪ I wake up lonely ♪
- ♪ There's air of silence ♪
- [farts]
- [Marie] Whoops!
- Can you...
Can you just...
- Can you let me go?
- [Marie] Absolutely.
- Can you please stop?
- Absolutely.
[Hanna] It was
just a little, uh…
I need to go
to the restroom.
- And then I have this thing.
- [Marie] Yeah.
You're very welcome back.
- Thanks.
- Whenever you want.
Let's say bye to Hanna.
sh*t, my life
is just… [sighs]
At least you sang
from your womb.
Yeah, but I quit my job
in favor of the relationship
and now we're not even
together anymore.
I have no job right now.
Well, they offered me
the position of an assistant
for the thing I did before.
Mm-hm.
And you?
What's your impression?
Hm…
Well, you have a
mom who adores you.
Ouch.
I wouldn't say that.
You probably have at least one child
who can sleep a full night.
You have a girlfriend
from… Nyköping,
who is about to get a doctorate.
- Wow.
- [laughs]
Good guess, but
you're wrong. [chuckles]
- It may be time for that soon, though.
- What?
- The girl from Nyköping?
- Mm.
[smacks lips] Unfortunately,
she doesn't exist either.
Okay. So, you're a guy
who's emotionally open
to being interrupted every night
for four years?
Yeah.
Correct.
Hey, I wanted to ask
if I could take you to dinner.
Unless you're scared of heights,
but you seem brave.
- [both laugh]
- [gentle music plays]
- [Adam] Here, let me help you.
- [Hanna] Oh, thank you.
[gentle music playing]
[inaudible]
- Okay.
- [laughing]
- Yeah.
- [laughing]
[phone buzzes]
THE assh*le
CAN YOU COME BY
WITH ELI'S HARMONICA?
[gentle music continues]
[Hanna] Oh, my God,
that kiss was amazing. [chuckles]
It was completely
different than Morten's.
We're going
hang-gliding tomorrow.
- Hand-gliding?
- Hang-gliding.
- Some experiential thing.
- Okay.
But you don't know him that well yet.
I mean, it's kinda fast.
Yeah, but I don't know.
- He's so special. Know what I mean?
- Okay.
Hey you. Let's go.
- sh*t. I'm sorry. I'm coming, I'm coming.
- [sighs]
No, f*ck it. Now I'm feeling anxious.
I'm not doing it. Bad idea.
What's your p*ssy say?
- My p*ssy's going gliding.
- Good.
Okay, now look.
This is the crossbar,
which holds the wing in place
right here, right?
And here we have
the rigging with the wires.
And it's very important that you check
that these are in order,
so that they're not
screwed in crooked.
Then you attach the hook.
There you go. Now
you can try to lie down.
[woman] Like this?
[instructor] Yeah. Yeah.
Then we'll hang the harness like that.
Let's see.
There you go.
Looks good.
Yeah, just like that.
Be careful of
this part over here.
There you go. Nice.
[sighs]
[bittersweet music playing]
[line calling]
[sighs]
[line calling]
- [phone ringing]
- Oh, hey.
[Hanna] Yeah,
hi. How are you guys doing?
[Morten] Good.
How are you?
I'm alright. [sighs] So…
So I got this
new job and it's…
it's not at all demanding,
so that's… That's good.
That's good.
I've also started learning
how to destress and all that.
And I've been singing.
Just did that once.
So… And I did
one of those hang-gliding things.
And that was pretty fun.
It's like when you fly around.
Starting to feel
more like myself.
Now.
[Morten] Okay.
So, how is it going with,
you know, finding
your own place?
Well, yeah, I think
it's getting there.
I've been looking at places
for a while, but, um…
I did feel a
little bit bad about
putting you in that situation.
Um…
But it is my
apartment, so, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. You
wanted to talk to Eli?
Yeah, and I thought
you and I'd be able to like, uh…
- You can talk to mommy.
- [Eli] Hi.
I love you.
I love you too.
[sighs]
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- [Louise] Ah!
- [Hanna] Oh!
f*ck!
[laughing]
- [kissing sounds]
- No!
[old lady] Hey!
- What happened?
- Oh, sorry. No, I…
A friend of mine,
uh… A friend of…
He just d*ed, so I…
Oh, no.
My poor little thing.
Oh, jeez. Were you close?
Yeah, we were.
Oh, that's awful.
Mm.
Thank you.
And here's half a balcony.
A nice French balcony.
Really nice furniture too.
- [Hanna] Seventeen thousand, right?
- [realtor] Nice wallpaper.
Mm-hm.
Mm.
Fridge, freezer,
stove, microwave.
Ah, you name it.
Huh? It doesn't
get any better.
No.
Perfect. And
look at this.
The bedroom. Nice
view of the courtyard.
Bathroom.
Shower.
What... What's
in there, then?
[realtor sighs]
It's rented out.
- Mm.
- Oh.
But I think you
should go for it.
You know, the rent is actually
really competitive for Södermalm/City,
and so it doesn't get
any better than this.
[line calling]
[Carolin] Hey, Hanna.
Listen, I'm sorry I can't talk right now
because Petter has a cold,
but I'll call you
later, okay? Kisses.
[phone buzzes]
THE RASPBERRY CAVE - A BOOK ON VAGINAL SEX
LIV: DID YOU LISTEN?
I'VE RENTED AN
UGLY APARTMENT
AND ADAM HAS GHOSTED ME!
WHO'S ADAM? BUY THE
STIMULATOR LIKE I SAID
[Sandra Dahlén] The vag*na
can be a good gauge of life
and how we are feeling.
Seeing the vag*na like a person,
who keeps everything
on track for you…
[buzzing]
…can be a tool
to get a sense of well-being.
[buzzer pulsing]
What does the
vag*na want you to do?
Will the vag*na be happy
if you cut down on expenses
so that you can work less?
- [buzzing]
- [exhales]
If you plan in some free time,
start dancing,
take a bubble bath,
read comics,
short p*rn stories.
- Take up horse back riding.
- [moaning]
- [buzzing]
- [moans]
The vag*na want you to let out
your inner slut?
Does your vag*na want you
to do things that make you laugh?
[breathiing heavily]
- Does your vag*na think that you…
- [groans]
[sighs]
["Ave Maria" by
Franz Schubert playing]
- [moans loudly, gasps]
- [clatters]
[gasps]
[Marco] Hanna, are
you okay in there?
[chuckle]
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
[sighs]
["Ave Maria" continues playing]
[Sandra] The important
thing is to care about others,
but to not forget
about yourself.
When does the vag*na say no?
Hanna?
Hey. You know
you're late right?
Hmm? I had to take
all the notes at the meeting.
- It was super stressful.
- [Hanna] Yeah.
I'm sorry.
BE ON TIME! IMPORTANT
- Hanna.
- [gasps]
Hi.
- Hi.
- Everything okay?
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
Well yeah, I was, uh, talking to Asrin
and we felt it would be great
if you could, um,
empty the, uh, office storeroom.
We need the space and stuff.
Uh… yeah.
Okay, that's great. Uh…
I'd like to help you right now,
but I've got a full plate.
So, I can't.
- Now or? Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah, please. Please.
Uh… one more thing.
Uh, so about the vision document
I'm working on
something that's…
Well, it's... it's based
on the old one that you wrote.
- It's really well written, so I thought…
- Mm-hmm.
Uh, I was thinking
you could just keep on… doing it?
- [phone ringing]
- Yeah, like finish it later.
- Hm? Uh…
- [phone continues ringing]
[Hanna] Let me see who's calling
and I'll take care of it.
[phone continues ringing]
Okay.
[sighs]
- Hello?
- [Morten] Hi, Hanna.
I'm standing here
with your gigantic
sofa and I almost broke my back
carrying the parts up to the apartment.
Tell me you're going to rent a van
and come pick it up.
Yeah, but uh… It
was... It was a gift for you so what do I…
Yeah, but it takes up all the space
in the apartment so it can't stay here.
Come get it.
[sighs]
[line calling]
[Petter] Hey.
Carolin can't talk now. She's resting.
I can't either. Bye.
[door opens]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[vibrator buzzing]
[breathing heavily]
["Vuli Ndlela" by
Brenda Fassie playing]
[breathing heavily]
[inhales]
[groans]
[breathing heavily]
[moans]
[exhales]
[exhales]
[chuckles]
["Vuli Ndlela"
continues playing]
- Hey!
- [Hanna] Hi.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Where's…?
- [clears throat]
- Where's Eli?
He's playing with Legos.
- Hi!
- Louise.
Uh… you two've met.
- Yeah.
- Hey.
And you usually
check out my Insta stories, right?
[Hanna] Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, yeah, you look
like a cool girl so, that's good.
[forced chuckle] A girl who doesn't have
anything of their own to… you know?
Who only thinks of you.
Pillows, food, all that.
Yeah, so about the sofa…
- You probably want these.
- Yeah.
[chuckle] Thanks.
And also I was gonna take
that painting now too, if that's okay.
- Already?
- Mm-hmm.
But that one's ours.
Yeah, but I got a van here
and I was the one who paid for it, right?
So maybe it's a little
bit, uh… more mine?
[playful music playing]
Shh. Ebbe's sleeping so…
Oh sorry, I don't wanna bother you guys,
but I need to speak to my friend.
She feels really
let down by you right now, Hanna.
And she's very tired.
All the hormones and stuff.
- It's a special thing to become a mother.
- Yeah. I know it is.
- I... I'm a mother.
- [scoffs]
Yeah, but you're more
of a mother on the side, right?
- No.
- Wait.
- Move.
- Wait, don't make a scene, okay?
- Move over.
- Hanna, no, wait.
[high-pitched sounds]
[Hanna] What the hell
are you listening to?
[Carolin] Our f*cking
anxiety aquarium.
[Hanna sighs]
- I mean, I'm sorry.
- Hey.
- I've been a pain in the ass to you…
- Shh. Come on, Hanna.
And I know that lately I've really
gotten wrapped up in my own stuff.
But I'm struggling here.
I'm going through
the worst crisis in my life
and you're not
f*cking there for me.
Just 'cause I didn't show up to your
bougie f*cking naming thing for Ebbe!
All the two of us
have gone through,
I thought that'd mean more
than any of that. So you know what?
f*ck you too!
- Shh…
- I'm the...
- Who was there to help with the...
- Hanna, really.
- The whole...
- You gotta go.
- Stop it!
- Hey. Shh.
- You're going to wake him up.
- Shut up a sec.
You needed me,
and... And I did it all.
This "get pregnant on your own" thing
before you met this idiot,
with his Joe Rogan
and Jordan Peterson quotes.
All our trips to Denmark.
You and I go back for so long.
For the last 20 years,
I've been there for you, girl.
And then at the moment
when I really need you,
you immediately dump me.
Like suddenly I'm the one
who's been the bad friend.
We don't want this negative energy.
Can you...
Can you hear all that mansplaining
f*cking know it all, talking for you?
- [baby crying]
- Can you? Really?
Is the f*cking echo in here
loud enough for you?
Huh?
- Call me when you wake from the psychosis.
- [Petter] It's okay. Shh, shh.
[baby crying]
[Petter] Okay, sweetie.
[Hanna] Well
that was liberating,
but honestly it was all
a bit Agatha Christie-ish.
There's no one left now.
No Morten. No Carolin.
- No Adam!
- Oh, chill out!
They seem really uncool, anyway.
Damn it, come
on. Chin up.
You know I usually think
all the love songs are about me?
Like, "You are the most
beautiful thing I know."
"Nothing compares to me."
And that V is singing to me.
♪ Lean on me ♪
♪ When you're
not strong ♪
- [giggling]
- We need to change your track.
No, I don't like this music.
Pick something else.
Start with a little
sage cleanse.
- It like removes all the bad energies.
- [giggling]
- It gives you some good vibes.
- Hey, we've gotta get going now.
Sweetie, come here.
Yeah, I'll take
the twig. It's fine.
- I'll try it, I promise.
- [Liv] Good.
- [chuckle] Did you have fun?
- Mm-hm.
- Good.
- [Liv] Later, Eli!
[Eli] Bye.
[chuckling]
[gentle music playing]
God you're jumping so far!
I can't jump that far.
Oh! [laughing]
If you could choose
any apartment Eli, which one would you...
- None! They're all so crappy.
- None at all?
- [giggling] Come on. They are not.
- Yeah, they are.
- Exactly none.
- [Hanna] None?
- Ah, none.
- [Hanna] Meh. Why?
That one!
[Hanna] Yeah, that one's pretty.
Don't you like the brown one
with the round windows?
- Nah.
- [Hanna giggles]
- [Eli] Mommy?
- [Hanna] it's really nice here.
Yeah, isn't it?
[gentle music continues playing]
[sniffs]
[breathing heavily]
[exhales]
[groaning]
[inhales]
[groans]
[Sandra] Keeping
your p*ssy in mind,
you can make decisions
that make you feel good.
- Hi.
- [Sandra] Not just in the moment.
But in the long run.
Then you have to ask yourself,
"What makes my vag*na feel good?"
"When is my
vag*na happy?"
Hi.
[Sandra] Does your vag*na think you
should quit working, and start studying?
Uh, hey, I emailed you
a link to an audiobook.
If you could, um, maybe listen
when you get a chance.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, fine.
- It's no Gunilla Bergström but...
- Uh, no problem.
Super. Thank you.
[Sandra, over speaker]
It can be extra exciting to masturbate
and watch yourself
in the mirror at the same time.
You can also try to
photograph yourself.
Or maybe you want
to read or watch something
before or during masturbation.
As a starter or
as an enhancement to the sensation.
Spread the inner labia.
Lift the clitoral hood.
Spread your pubic hair
so that you can see your perineum.
All of these things, all of these amazing,
weird or goofy or beautiful parts,
are there for you to enjoy
and explore yourself.
[audiobook narration stops]
What? Huh?
Was that really so horrible?
Huh? Is there no one here that knows
that masturbation makes you happier?
That it's good for stress,
back problems and things?
Yeah, it reduces stress.
Which in turn makes you
way more productive at work, you guys.
Thirty-nine percent of men masturbate
at work and only six percent of women do.
I'd say men all know
what I'm talking about, right?
Ola?
People who masturbate
are generally better at leading.
Staffan? How about a masturbation break
at work or something like that?
Vibrators instead
of stress balls.
That's an idea to put in the bags
at the office socials.
- Uh, that... that's... that's an idea.
- [Hanna] Yeah.
Yeah. No, I'm gonna uh, I'm actually
going to finish listening to this chapter.
- If that's okay.
- Uh, okay.
Can we fix this
Bluetooth thing too, Staffan?
- I mean, it was weird for all of us.
- [Staffan] Mm-hm.
I… think you
need to log out.
Yeah, I'll... I'll
have a look at it so…
[upbeat music playing]
Stop, look and listen.
Stop, look and listen.
[Adam] Hanna!
Wait.
[clears throat]
I've been thinking about you.
Uh, did you go hang gliding?
I'm sorry. I really wanted to go,
but everything got messed up.
I tried to get in touch but I didn't have
your number so I couldn't call you.
- Sorry.
- I didn't even notice you weren't there.
So how was it?
Fantastic.
Life-changing. You know?
What about you?
Are you still in the
group-singing class?
No. No, no, I mean, uh…
Uh, my mother was put into hospice
that same day we were supposed to meet,
so I was with her.
Oh.
God, I'm so
sorry. How is she?
Uh, she has cancer.
Uh, so yeah.
She only has a few weeks left.
Life, you know?
But, uh…
[inhales] It feels good
to think about other things.
Yeah, I get it if you don't want
to make any plans with me now.
But if you're free on Saturday,
maybe you can give me another sh*t.
I'll take what I can get.
And damn it, this time
we have to exchange numbers.
Okay.
Nothing outside the city center.
Okay.
[exhales]
[gentle music playing]
- Hi.
- Hi. Thanks.
Yeah, Eli's harmonica.
Why did it take so long?
Oh, did it? Oh.
- No uh, I've just been a little busy.
- You look…
different.
- You look good.
- Thanks.
I don't know. I mean,
I guess I'm less stressed lately.
[Morten] Okay.
- So, uh, you wanna come in?
- No, I can't, actually.
So…
Thanks for this.
It's beautiful.
The photos of that
trip. That was great.
- You know?
- Mm-hm.
- Is Louise not here?
- So, um… huh?
Louise isn't here?
[Morten] Oh, no, uh…
That… didn't really work out.
- It…
- [tsk] Well I...
I was thinking,
I have an extra ticket to this concert
on Saturday if you're not busy.
Do you wanna come along?
And maybe we could talk
about us and… you know, all this.
Yeah. I'm actually not free on Saturday.
I'm sorry, I'm busy.
- Another day, though?
- Okay.
Well, what are you doing?
- A big date? [chuckles]
- [nervous chuckle]
Well, hug him for me
when he wakes up, okay?
- Okay.
- Bye.
[gentle music playing]
[sighs] There's something…
Something special about Adam.
[Liv] Okay.
He's, he's so… mature.
Damn, that's nice.
Damn, I'm so happy for you.
Don't forget that
what's important is you.
Prioritize the p*ssy.
So what are you wearing?
Uh, well, I'm wearing
like a, uh, a leopard dress.
A leopard dress?
- [Hanna] With like a T-shirt underneath.
- You have a T-shirt underneath?
- Hmm. Fashionista.
- [Hanna] Yeah, well I, uh…
- [doorbell buzzing]
- Oh, wait.
- I think that's him at the door.
- Okay, but prioritize the p*ssy!
- Yeah, yeah, come on. [kissing sounds]
- [dogs whimpering]
[gentle music continues]
Hi.
Hey.
Uh… [sighs]
Hi, sweetie!
Hey, shouldn't you be in bed?
It's eight o'clock.
Yeah, but, uh, he
wanted his raincoat.
Okay, but, uh…
it's not raining now, is it?
No, but it was just in case.
What's that look?
I'll, uh… [sighs]
I'll just go get it.
[footsteps approaching]
- Hi.
- Uh, hey.
Hey. Uh…
So sorry.
Morten. Adam. Eli.
- Adam.
- Hi. Morten.
- Adam.
- Yeah.
- Adam.
- Mm.
Mm.
You still want this?
Nah, it's not raining now.
Come on, bud.
Bye, sweetie.
I'm sorry. That
maybe was a bit weird. [chuckles]
- [exhaling]
- Didn't know he was coming. He showed up.
- Hey.
- [Adam] Hi.
Hey.
[sighs]
[sobbing]
Adam's been with his mother
in hospice for three days.
- He looks all worn out.
- [Liv] sh*t.
It doesn't make me
any less horny, you know, but…
I mean, sh*t,
should I take the T-shirt off?
[Liv] No, take your panties
off. Then the T-shirt.
Am I allowed to sleep
with a guy so f*cking sad?
- Just take them off. Jesus.
- Okay, but…
- [door opens]
- Oh, wait. He's coming out of the shower.
[bathroom door closes]
- Hey.
- Hey.
Can I help you out?
No, it's fine.
I've got it.
- Alright?
- Yeah. Go relax on the couch.
- I'll be right there.
- Okay.
[Liv] Go in there, be sexy.
Stop the crying, make him horny.
Make your p*ssy happy, Hanna.
["Someone's Dog" by
Jelly Crystal playing]
♪ Bad, bad ♪
♪ That goes alone ♪
[breathing heavily]
♪ And step right
down on the ground ♪
[reader on cell phone]
Hi! Plupp, plupp, plupp. Here I am.
- [exhales]
- Yeah, my name is Plupp.
f*ck, I'm sorry. Ugh.
- Standing here…
- It's a shared account.
- [Hanna] I guess he's…
- [Adam exhales]
- [sighs]
- Come here.
["Someone's Dog"
continues playing]
- [reader] Walls made of peat and moss.
- [Hanna] I mean jeez.
- Oh God.
- It's filled with tree branches
which are shaped in a round...
[Adam] Bluetooth. Wait.
[exhales]
There you go.
Gone.
[heavy breathing]
[sighs]
[groaning and moaning]
[Hanna moans]
- [groans]
- [phone buzzing]
[heavy breathing]
HIDDEN NUMBER
[Adam] Wait
hold on. Hold on.
Let me get rid
of it. Hold on.
[woman] Hello?
I'm calling from Ersta hospice.
I'm very sorry to
have to tell you this,
but your mom has
just passed away.
[cries, groans]
[Adam screaming]
[sobbing]
[whimper]
[groans]
[groan]
[Adam crying]
LIV: DID HE MAKE
THE p*ssy HAPPY?
[Adam] She wasn't
exactly a great mother.
[sniffles]
But I still wanted to give her
the chance to become
a good grandmother.
[sniffles] I know
she would have wanted that.
I want to become a father.
I've felt that way
for a long time now.
You would make a great dad.
[exhales]
Yeah.
It feels so good to talk to you.
I feel like
you really can…
can understand me.
I think we have a lot in common.
At times like this,
you really feel how short life can be.
Mm.
It's not good
to put stuff off, you know that?
No.
You're right.
A few years ago,
I promised myself that I would find
someone who likes and understands me
to start a family with.
That's good.
And you are so lovely.
[chuckles]
You're taking this so well.
If you could be a few years younger,
it would have been perfect,
but children are
the deciding factor for me.
- What?
- Me and my ex did IVF for a long time.
I can't go through that again.
I hope that we
can still be friends?
Yeah, yeah.
[Adam exhales]
Now let's all move
into the deep frog.
Lift your palms up
and we'll be present.
And then down.
Womb to the floor.
We've just moved out
of Mercury retrograde too
so this is a very good
opportunity to manifest.
Beautiful, girls!
You all are doing great.
Now we're gonna do a
classic chassé, yeah?
Lift up one leg
and put your hands above your head.
So, uh…
And then, we'll bend our knees.
So what did you do
to make him think you're old?
[sighs]
He wasn't looking
for a partner after all.
He wanted just
some fertile uterus or something.
- Yeah.
- It's… I mean, I feel f*cking stupid.
Don't focus on men
right now, Hanna.
You need to just be focused on yourself
and not these f*cking dudes.
We talked about that.
Girl, you know what body part
you should be listening to.
[phone buzzing]
Don't do that. Put it away.
It's the middle of class right now.
- I actually kind of have to go.
- Yeah? Where?
[Hanna] I need to go home
and see my mom. Sorry.
- Call me later.
- Yeah.
This week's mantra, it's nice when easy,
but it's better when it's hard.
[playing "It Must Have Been Love"
on accordion]
Oh! Hanna!
[Eli] Hi mommy.
[chuckling]
Mommy is here.
- [Morten] Hey!
- Hey.
- [Hanna] Hi, sweetie.
- [Eva] Mommy.
[Hanna] How are you?
[Eli] Fine.
- What are you guys doing here?
- Um, well…
Eva and I are
just catching up, so…
- Hey. So glad that you could make it.
- [Hanna] Yeah.
[Eli] I need to go
to the bathroom.
[Eva] You gotta go potty?
Yeah, of course.
I can take you.
- We'll be right back.
- [Morten] Okay.
You know, I think
he misses this.
Being a family.
I know that I've, uh…
hurt you and…
upset you.
But, uh…
I really needed time
to think about all this.
And, uh…
And I think we should do it.
Have another baby.
And be a family.
[giggles]
A real family.
[both chuckling]
For real, Hanna.
[Eva] You sit down, Eli.
I'm just going to get a refill.
- [growl]
- Strongest in the world.
Come on then!
No, not that hard!
Ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[Morten and Eli giggling]
- He is a big strong boy.
- Mm.
Should mommy try now?
[Eli] I'm stronger.
- I want you to try now. Yeah?
- Yeah.
[kisses]
[gentle music playing]
[Staffan] I have
some great news.
Well, your old job is available.
What?
Uh-huh.
Uh, okay. What
about Asrin, though?
No, I want you.
Yeah.
And she's doing a study program
in California too so, there's an opening.
- Okay.
- But really.
The main reason, honestly,
is that you're the best.
And you know it.
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
So you can move
over there today.
- Yeah.
- That's the way it is. [chuckle]
Great!
Hey wait. Uh…
Sorry. Wait.
I, uh…
I'm actually
going to have to…
decline.
I see. But,
uh, I mean, uh…
- Is that bastard still making...
- No!
I mean, I'm just so
tired of being good.
I just wanna be like, you know,
just sort of like, mediocre.
Like Ola, kind of.
Hand in half-assed reports
and go home early
and just feel perfectly happy
with all of that.
- Guy-sufficient. That's what I want.
- Okay but, uh…
The thing is, you have such
an enormous potential.
No. I need to be able
to live a little outside of this.
- This is some oppor...
- Do you want me to stay on?
Then I wanna be at his level.
Huh?
If that's what you want,
then we'll, we will find a way.
We'll make it work.
Okay.
- What do you think, Ola?
- Yeah.
That's fine, or, uh…
Sorry about that.
It was positive like in a good way.
- It wasn't…
- Yeah.
She meant that in a
good way, obviously.
- Obviously.
- [Hanna] Exactly.
- It's decided.
- So can I work over there now?
Yeah, yeah.
[exhales]
SURROUNDED BY BAD BOSSES
THE RASPBERRY CAVE
Hanna.
- Hi.
- Hey.
I just wanted to say,
it feels dang great that you're back.
Oh?
I mean, I do like Asrin,
but she was so quick all the time.
Just… [exhales]
Uh, she had a hand cream, too,
that was so strong.
I mean I got this crazy rash
like all over my chin.
I had a bit of an allergy to it.
Did she rub your chin?
No, I don't think
so. I think that…
I think she must have used
my keyboard at some point,
and then I used it,
and probably touched my face.
- Oh, no.
- I just wanted to say it's great as heck.
Uh, with the old…
team back and everything.
[chuckle]
[gentle music playing]
- [Eli] Hi, mommy.
- Hi, sweetie.
[Morten] Hey!
Hey!
Mm… [kiss] How are you?
- Hi.
- Hi.
[sighs]
- So did you get up late or what?
- It was just a couple of minutes.
- [chuckle]
- Come on. Let's check out the animals.
- [Morten] Come on, sweetie.
- [Hanna] Are you excited?
- [Eli] Yeah.
- [Hanna] Come on. Let's go have a look.
They have a ton of birds here.
- [Morten] Hey.
- [gasps]
[Hanna] Look, have you seen the wolves?
Eli! Look! There!
- [Eli] Wow.
- [Morten] Do you see the arctic fox?
[Hanna] Isn't that a lynx?
- Yeah.
- [Eli] Wow, look at that.
It looks like you when you get
your tenth parking ticket in a week.
[gasps]
[chuckle]
Listen I... I...
I really do want this.
But we're, um, going back
to where we started.
Yeah..
And you were
right. [sighs]
I have prioritized wrong.
I have lived according
to other people's expectations
and I've not listened to myself.
- Is baseball hat guy the reason?
- Mm.
No. It's his
mom, it's just...
It's just... No, it's
not about him at all.
This is about me.
I don't know, I…
I need to be able
to be who I am and...
If you can't handle that then...
then that's okay.
Prioritize the p*ssy.
Okay.
["Lean On Me" by
Big Mountain playing]
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Some times
in our lives ♪
- Hey.
- [Adam] Hey.
I just wanted to check
if we can get together.
I don't know if I...
I don't think I can.
Okay. Yeah, I get it.
Some other time maybe?
[Hanna] No, I really don't
think so, Adam. But take care.
PLEASE DON'T
TOUCH THE GATE
♪ There is
always tomorrow ♪
- ♪ Lean on me ♪
- ♪ Lean on me ♪
♪ When you're
not strong ♪
♪ And I'll be
your friend ♪
♪ I'll help
you carry on ♪
♪ For, I know it
won't be long ♪
♪ 'Til I'm gonna need… ♪
[Carolin] No he does not have
certain points, okay?
He has no points!
He uses dr*gs so much that
he ended up in a coma, for Christ's sake!
[Petter] What are you talking about?
That's crazy. Just listen to one thing.
Hey, you go then!
Take Ebbe with you now.
You're going to have to stop interfering
with who I spend time with.
- Okay?
- Hey.
Hey.
♪ …you
need to borrow ♪
♪ For no one can fill ♪
- [doorbell buzzing]
- ♪ All of your needs ♪
♪ If you won't
let them show ♪
Hey.
It's your worst friend,
if you happen to remember me.
Mm.
[smacks lips]
I missed you, you know that?
sh*t, I'm sorry,
Hanna! Seriously.
I'm sorry I said all those things
and I wasn't there.
And I got wrapped up with this stupid guy
who thinks he is an organic wine-feminist.
But he's just a regular
Mars and Venus guy.
Would you be willing to listen to me
for a while so that I can explain?
Yeah.
About time.
Okay.
Okay? Mm.
I'm sorry! I'm
sorry! I'm so sorry!
♪ To lean on ♪
♪ Yeah, somebody ♪
I mean, sh*t, what was I supposed
to say in that situation, right?
It was so weird.
Oh!
Let's go over there
and see if I can borrow a napkin.
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
[all] Surprise!
What? Oh my God.
Are you kidding me with all this?
[all cheering]
[Hanna] Hi darling!
[laughing]
Hi, mom!
Oh!
- Boss man!
- Hey.
[chuckling]
Hi sweetheart!
[Liv] Me and Carolin
invited everyone for you.
- And a few others.
- Kiss-kiss. Happy birthday.
♪ We all need somebody ♪
Hold on. Just wait, Hanna.
I'm putting this right here. A goddess.
Ah! Look.
Hi!
Hi, Tjorven!
- [Liv] Let's see. It fits very well.
- Whoops!
- There you go. Sexy.
- [laughing]
Hi! [giggles]
Venus of the day.
- Yeah!
- [Marie] Happy birthday!
- Hey.
- [Hanna] You too? Hi!
You look superb.
It looks better. You look perfect!
[indistinct chatter]
[Eli] Why do you
have tears in your eyes?
I'm just so happy to
be your mom, sweetie.
Ooh!
- Yeah, it worked!
- She seems different. Or something.
- [Eli] Look can you see?
- Little more…
Chill?
- [grunt] Like an adult.
- Ah.
There we are. #Hanna40.
- Are you doing sexy or like cool?
- Whichever.
Sexy one then cool.
["Hot Hot Hot" by Arrow playing]
♪ Olé, olé! Olé, olé! ♪
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
[cheering]
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
Alright!
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
Come on! Let's go!
[licking noises]
[gasps] Hey!
[laughing]
That's right, go.
Rocking! Shaking!
Well this is …
damn good stuff.
It's, uh…
It's really important
to feel good in these regions.
Exactly. Absolutely.
We're thinking about introducing
one of those, um…
pleasure pauses for... for at the office.
Oh!
- Pleasure pose?
- No, not a pose.
- This is um… a pause. A pause.
- Okay.
- A pause. A pause.
- A pause.
- A break!
- A break.
When you can
have a little, uh…
I mean, like when you can go
and smoke or masturbate.
♪ Let me rum
bum bum bum ♪
♪ Let me rum
bum bum bum ♪
♪ Olé, olé! Olé, olé! ♪
♪ Olé, olé! Olé, olé! ♪
♪ Let me rum
bum bum bum ♪
♪ Let me rum
bum bum bum ♪
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ People at the
party hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ People at the
party hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ All the party people
Sayin' they feelin' hot ♪
♪ All the party people
Sayin' they feelin' hot ♪
♪ Even from the
top, they feelin' hot ♪
♪ Even from the
top, they feelin' hot ♪
♪ They come to the party
With what they've got ♪
♪ They come to the party
With what they've got ♪
♪ You're hot, I'm hot ♪
♪ He's hot, she's hot ♪
♪ You're hot, I'm hot ♪
♪ He's hot, she's hot ♪
♪ All the party
people, feelin' hot ♪
♪ All the party
people, feelin' hot ♪
♪ Real hot ♪
♪ Real hot ♪
♪ Real hot ♪
♪ Real hot ♪
- ♪ How you feelin'? ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
- ♪ How you feelin'? ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
- ♪ How you feelin'? ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
- ♪ How you feelin'? ♪
- ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪