♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!
♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
[Music]
[Beep]
[Chimes]
Wassup, Internet!
Today, I'm gonna do some movie impressions.
See if you can guess what they are.
[Beep]
Hello.
It is I, your friendly neighborhood insect man.
Mwah!
Aah!
Miki chan!
[Girly voice]
Oh, Jack, I love you!
I don't care if we're from different worlds!
[Manly voice]
Iceberg!
Kapow!
[Girly voice]
Oh, no!
We're sinking!
[Manly voice]
Save yourself, Rose!
[Girly voice]
Jack, you fool!
Ah!
Ice Bear wants to play.
["Finding Nemo" plays]
I'm lost!
Oh, Father, where are you?!
I am here, Son.
Meet your new mother.
I love you.
Yay!
[Harry Potter]
Wands at the ready!
Scared, Wizard?
You wish.
Abracadabra.
Gah!
Thug life.
["Star Wars" theme]
Hey, wait.
I'm still in my wizard outfit.
Gah!
Ice Bear: I am your father.
Weak.
Okay, g*ng, that's it for now!
Be sure to "like" and subscribe!
And leave a comment.
[Panda, girly voice]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up!
Beautiful.
[Girly voice]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up!
A little adjustment...
there we go!
1, 2, 3, 4 [Music]
♪ When I was younger, I did not know what trouble I did ♪
♪ I would ride faster than anyone else that lived ♪
♪ Lemme tell you 'bout a place that I used to go ♪
♪ It was a tree I secretly planted ♪
♪ And it started to grow ♪
♪ I built a treehouse for you and for me ♪
♪ But you built a wall ♪
♪ And now, I can't see your heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
[Music continues]
[Camera shutter clicking]
[Kazoo solo]
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Heeeeeeeaaaaaart ♪ Yo, Internet!
We back at it again at the bear cave.
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers!
[Laughs]
Check it out.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughter]
Cuke boys!
Cuke boiz.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughing]
Cuke boiz in the house!
[Silent chuckle]
What is funny?
[Laughs]
Grizz: Nothing.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughter]
Panda: Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, but what about pickles?!
Just cucumbers, then!
[Whispers]
Do it.
Do more.
Do more.
Do a lot more!
[Laughter, cackling]
Panda: Haha, the vacuum!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We just had a great idea.
[Laughs]
Check this out.
Cuke boiz in the house!
[Grizz laughing]
'Sup, bro.
Ice Bear is preparing di...
[gasps]
Aughhh!
Oh, my gosh, Panda!
Hey, um...
Well, I hope you liked the video.
Ow!
[Groaning]
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.
[Groaning]
Buckets!
Denied.
sh**t it, Pan Pan!
Man: Ow!
Uh, hey!
Is somebody in there?
N-Nobody.
Just some local flora.
Okay, come out, dude.
What the...?
Hmm.
Upon observing the ursine specimens up close, one is struck by a remarkable musty smell.
Wha...
Are you stalking us or something?
[Laughs]
Hardly, my dear caniform companions.
I am, in fact, conducting scientific research on the three of you.
Studying you in your natural ecological niche!
Oh, okay.
Well, whatcha got so far?
Let me see.
[Creepy music]
You don't know about bears.
Oh, I do, ursus arctos.
I am, in fact, the prominent bear biologist ...
Baba-boo!
Listen, my dude, if you really want to know about bears, you've got to listen to the pros.
And that's us.
Drop the b*at!
[Music]
♪ So, I heard you want the facts ♪
♪ The bare bone facts on me and my bros ♪
Yes, your scientific taxon.
♪ Well, you're in luck today, friend ♪
♪ We'll tell you what you need to know ♪
♪ How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe ♪
♪ 1,000 abs ♪ ♪ 1,000 abs ♪
♪ 1,001 ♪ ♪ 1,001 ♪
♪ I can dunk a million basketballs ♪
What?
♪ My jump can touch the sun ♪
♪ Uh, yeah.
about that.
Don't mean to hurt your pride ♪
♪ Look, but bears just can't jump ♪
♪ It says so in the guidebook ♪
♪ Well, we're talented in other ways ♪
♪ I can play the drums ♪
♪ And bears are the best at video games ♪
♪ How?
You don't have thumbs ♪ Aw, dang, he's right.
[K-pop b*at plays]
♪ Well, I can't speak for grizzlies ♪
♪ But pandas, we got style, yeah ♪
♪ Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah ♪
♪ Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts ♪
♪ Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast ♪
♪ Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies ♪
♪ Uh, pandas have some issues There aren't enough babies ♪
♪ Um, forget it.
Pandas, we've got artistic genius ♪
♪ Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic ♪
♪ But frankly, have you seen this?
♪ Okay, what, do you have a verse now?
♪ Ice Bears are the...
Coolest ♪ ♪ Strongest ♪
♪ Best bear ♪ That's actually accurate.
But I take issue with the rest.
♪ What's true is true ♪
♪ What's fact is fact ♪
♪ No need to embellish on the traits that you lack ♪
♪ You three are bears ♪ ♪ Top of the food chain ♪
♪ As perfect as the setting sun ♪
♪ And natural as rain ♪
♪ So, see yourself as I see you ♪
♪ Three perfect beings, through and through ♪
♪ With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true ♪
♪ Just doing what bears do ♪
♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ Bears ♪
[Click]
[Music]
Oh, hey there, fellow crafters!
And welcome back to another exciting episode of ...
ah!
... Tabes' Craft Corner!
Today, we're gonna be making a pinecone man.
A pinecone ...
it's nature's backpack for seeds.
See, pinecones are the ideal craft supply.
And they're free ...
provided you're not in a National Park ...
in which case, remember ...
take only pictures, leave only footprints.
Or I will find you and ...
And next, the googly eyes.
Now, the great thing about googly eyes is...
[Fastforwarding]
And that's reason number 84 why I use googly eyes in everything I do.
Now, let's glue some of these bad boys up.
Wait, hang on, where's my glue g*n?
Give it back, dang it!
This is my glue g*n!
[Snarling]
[Pants]
Okay, got it!
Now, remember, always be careful with glue g*ns.
They can get extremely hot.
Now, I'll turn it over to Martinez for more on fire safety.
[Sirens wailing]
Yes, sir!
Fire and heat are not to be trifl...
Aughh!
Tabes, how did this happen?!
Put it out!
Put it out!
Ow!
I think I left it preheating too long!
How about an extinguisher?
Do you have one of those?!
Anything to...
[Music]
And voilà!
The pinecone man is complete.
I hope you had as much fun making it as I did.
[Groaning]
Okay, my darlings, are you ready?
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!
♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ [Beatboxing]
♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ When its 5:00 on the dot and you're off of the clock ♪
♪ And you can't find much to do ♪
♪ And you wanna hang out, maybe dance around ♪
♪ Or hang with somebody somebody new ♪
♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪
♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪
♪ When the weekend comes, and you're up for fun ♪
♪ And you're way to cool for the clubs ♪
♪ We can make a plan or just hang around ♪
♪ And snack on a honey bun ♪
♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪
♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
[Beatboxing]
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
Ugh, I'm going home.
Man, they were great!
Oh, yeah.
They should, like, make a TV show or something!
We should make a show.
All: Hmm.
[Pop-up windows beeping]
[Hissing]
Done!
Done!
04x22 - More Everyone's Tube
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.