04x22 - More Everyone's Tube
Posted: 07/06/20 06:57
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!
♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
[Music]
[Beep]
[Chimes]
Wassup, Internet!
Today, I'm gonna do some movie impressions.
See if you can guess what they are.
[Beep]
Hello.
It is I, your friendly neighborhood insect man.
Mwah!
Aah!
Miki chan!
[Girly voice]
Oh, Jack, I love you!
I don't care if we're from different worlds!
[Manly voice]
Iceberg!
Kapow!
[Girly voice]
Oh, no!
We're sinking!
[Manly voice]
Save yourself, Rose!
[Girly voice]
Jack, you fool!
Ah!
Ice Bear wants to play.
["Finding Nemo" plays]
I'm lost!
Oh, Father, where are you?!
I am here, Son.
Meet your new mother.
I love you.
Yay!
[Harry Potter]
Wands at the ready!
Scared, Wizard?
You wish.
Abracadabra.
Gah!
Thug life.
["Star Wars" theme]
Hey, wait.
I'm still in my wizard outfit.
Gah!
Ice Bear: I am your father.
Weak.
Okay, g*ng, that's it for now!
Be sure to "like" and subscribe!
And leave a comment.
[Panda, girly voice]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up!
Beautiful.
[Girly voice]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up!
A little adjustment...
there we go!
1, 2, 3, 4 [Music]
♪ When I was younger, I did not know what trouble I did ♪
♪ I would ride faster than anyone else that lived ♪
♪ Lemme tell you 'bout a place that I used to go ♪
♪ It was a tree I secretly planted ♪
♪ And it started to grow ♪
♪ I built a treehouse for you and for me ♪
♪ But you built a wall ♪
♪ And now, I can't see your heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
[Music continues]
[Camera shutter clicking]
[Kazoo solo]
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Heeeeeeeaaaaaart ♪ Yo, Internet!
We back at it again at the bear cave.
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers!
[Laughs]
Check it out.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughter]
Cuke boys!
Cuke boiz.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughing]
Cuke boiz in the house!
[Silent chuckle]
What is funny?
[Laughs]
Grizz: Nothing.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughter]
Panda: Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, but what about pickles?!
Just cucumbers, then!
[Whispers]
Do it.
Do more.
Do more.
Do a lot more!
[Laughter, cackling]
Panda: Haha, the vacuum!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We just had a great idea.
[Laughs]
Check this out.
Cuke boiz in the house!
[Grizz laughing]
'Sup, bro.
Ice Bear is preparing di...
[gasps]
Aughhh!
Oh, my gosh, Panda!
Hey, um...
Well, I hope you liked the video.
Ow!
[Groaning]
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.
[Groaning]
Buckets!
Denied.
sh**t it, Pan Pan!
Man: Ow!
Uh, hey!
Is somebody in there?
N-Nobody.
Just some local flora.
Okay, come out, dude.
What the...?
Hmm.
Upon observing the ursine specimens up close, one is struck by a remarkable musty smell.
Wha...
Are you stalking us or something?
[Laughs]
Hardly, my dear caniform companions.
I am, in fact, conducting scientific research on the three of you.
Studying you in your natural ecological niche!
Oh, okay.
Well, whatcha got so far?
Let me see.
[Creepy music]
You don't know about bears.
Oh, I do, ursus arctos.
I am, in fact, the prominent bear biologist ...
Baba-boo!
Listen, my dude, if you really want to know about bears, you've got to listen to the pros.
And that's us.
Drop the b*at!
[Music]
♪ So, I heard you want the facts ♪
♪ The bare bone facts on me and my bros ♪
Yes, your scientific taxon.
♪ Well, you're in luck today, friend ♪
♪ We'll tell you what you need to know ♪
♪ How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe ♪
♪ 1,000 abs ♪ ♪ 1,000 abs ♪
♪ 1,001 ♪ ♪ 1,001 ♪
♪ I can dunk a million basketballs ♪
What?
♪ My jump can touch the sun ♪
♪ Uh, yeah.
about that.
Don't mean to hurt your pride ♪
♪ Look, but bears just can't jump ♪
♪ It says so in the guidebook ♪
♪ Well, we're talented in other ways ♪
♪ I can play the drums ♪
♪ And bears are the best at video games ♪
♪ How?
You don't have thumbs ♪ Aw, dang, he's right.
[K-pop b*at plays]
♪ Well, I can't speak for grizzlies ♪
♪ But pandas, we got style, yeah ♪
♪ Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah ♪
♪ Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts ♪
♪ Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast ♪
♪ Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies ♪
♪ Uh, pandas have some issues There aren't enough babies ♪
♪ Um, forget it.
Pandas, we've got artistic genius ♪
♪ Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic ♪
♪ But frankly, have you seen this?
♪ Okay, what, do you have a verse now?
♪ Ice Bears are the...
Coolest ♪ ♪ Strongest ♪
♪ Best bear ♪ That's actually accurate.
But I take issue with the rest.
♪ What's true is true ♪
♪ What's fact is fact ♪
♪ No need to embellish on the traits that you lack ♪
♪ You three are bears ♪ ♪ Top of the food chain ♪
♪ As perfect as the setting sun ♪
♪ And natural as rain ♪
♪ So, see yourself as I see you ♪
♪ Three perfect beings, through and through ♪
♪ With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true ♪
♪ Just doing what bears do ♪
♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ Bears ♪
[Click]
[Music]
Oh, hey there, fellow crafters!
And welcome back to another exciting episode of ...
ah!
... Tabes' Craft Corner!
Today, we're gonna be making a pinecone man.
A pinecone ...
it's nature's backpack for seeds.
See, pinecones are the ideal craft supply.
And they're free ...
provided you're not in a National Park ...
in which case, remember ...
take only pictures, leave only footprints.
Or I will find you and ...
And next, the googly eyes.
Now, the great thing about googly eyes is...
[Fastforwarding]
And that's reason number 84 why I use googly eyes in everything I do.
Now, let's glue some of these bad boys up.
Wait, hang on, where's my glue g*n?
Give it back, dang it!
This is my glue g*n!
[Snarling]
[Pants]
Okay, got it!
Now, remember, always be careful with glue g*ns.
They can get extremely hot.
Now, I'll turn it over to Martinez for more on fire safety.
[Sirens wailing]
Yes, sir!
Fire and heat are not to be trifl...
Aughh!
Tabes, how did this happen?!
Put it out!
Put it out!
Ow!
I think I left it preheating too long!
How about an extinguisher?
Do you have one of those?!
Anything to...
[Music]
And voilà!
The pinecone man is complete.
I hope you had as much fun making it as I did.
[Groaning]
Okay, my darlings, are you ready?
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!
♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ [Beatboxing]
♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ When its 5:00 on the dot and you're off of the clock ♪
♪ And you can't find much to do ♪
♪ And you wanna hang out, maybe dance around ♪
♪ Or hang with somebody somebody new ♪
♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪
♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪
♪ When the weekend comes, and you're up for fun ♪
♪ And you're way to cool for the clubs ♪
♪ We can make a plan or just hang around ♪
♪ And snack on a honey bun ♪
♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪
♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
[Beatboxing]
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
Ugh, I'm going home.
Man, they were great!
Oh, yeah.
They should, like, make a TV show or something!
We should make a show.
All: Hmm.
[Pop-up windows beeping]
[Hissing]
Done!
Done!
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!
♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
[Music]
[Beep]
[Chimes]
Wassup, Internet!
Today, I'm gonna do some movie impressions.
See if you can guess what they are.
[Beep]
Hello.
It is I, your friendly neighborhood insect man.
Mwah!
Aah!
Miki chan!
[Girly voice]
Oh, Jack, I love you!
I don't care if we're from different worlds!
[Manly voice]
Iceberg!
Kapow!
[Girly voice]
Oh, no!
We're sinking!
[Manly voice]
Save yourself, Rose!
[Girly voice]
Jack, you fool!
Ah!
Ice Bear wants to play.
["Finding Nemo" plays]
I'm lost!
Oh, Father, where are you?!
I am here, Son.
Meet your new mother.
I love you.
Yay!
[Harry Potter]
Wands at the ready!
Scared, Wizard?
You wish.
Abracadabra.
Gah!
Thug life.
["Star Wars" theme]
Hey, wait.
I'm still in my wizard outfit.
Gah!
Ice Bear: I am your father.
Weak.
Okay, g*ng, that's it for now!
Be sure to "like" and subscribe!
And leave a comment.
[Panda, girly voice]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up!
Beautiful.
[Girly voice]
Yoohoo.
I'm ready for my close up!
A little adjustment...
there we go!
1, 2, 3, 4 [Music]
♪ When I was younger, I did not know what trouble I did ♪
♪ I would ride faster than anyone else that lived ♪
♪ Lemme tell you 'bout a place that I used to go ♪
♪ It was a tree I secretly planted ♪
♪ And it started to grow ♪
♪ I built a treehouse for you and for me ♪
♪ But you built a wall ♪
♪ And now, I can't see your heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
[Music continues]
[Camera shutter clicking]
[Kazoo solo]
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Your heart, your heart, heart, heart, heart, heart ♪
♪ Heeeeeeeaaaaaart ♪ Yo, Internet!
We back at it again at the bear cave.
We just found out that our bro is freaked out by cucumbers!
[Laughs]
Check it out.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughter]
Cuke boys!
Cuke boiz.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughing]
Cuke boiz in the house!
[Silent chuckle]
What is funny?
[Laughs]
Grizz: Nothing.
[Horn blows, music]
[Laughter]
Panda: Okay, up until now, we've been using a cucumber, but what about pickles?!
Just cucumbers, then!
[Whispers]
Do it.
Do more.
Do more.
Do a lot more!
[Laughter, cackling]
Panda: Haha, the vacuum!
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We just had a great idea.
[Laughs]
Check this out.
Cuke boiz in the house!
[Grizz laughing]
'Sup, bro.
Ice Bear is preparing di...
[gasps]
Aughhh!
Oh, my gosh, Panda!
Hey, um...
Well, I hope you liked the video.
Ow!
[Groaning]
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
Or donate to help us pay for our hospital fees.
[Groaning]
Buckets!
Denied.
sh**t it, Pan Pan!
Man: Ow!
Uh, hey!
Is somebody in there?
N-Nobody.
Just some local flora.
Okay, come out, dude.
What the...?
Hmm.
Upon observing the ursine specimens up close, one is struck by a remarkable musty smell.
Wha...
Are you stalking us or something?
[Laughs]
Hardly, my dear caniform companions.
I am, in fact, conducting scientific research on the three of you.
Studying you in your natural ecological niche!
Oh, okay.
Well, whatcha got so far?
Let me see.
[Creepy music]
You don't know about bears.
Oh, I do, ursus arctos.
I am, in fact, the prominent bear biologist ...
Baba-boo!
Listen, my dude, if you really want to know about bears, you've got to listen to the pros.
And that's us.
Drop the b*at!
[Music]
♪ So, I heard you want the facts ♪
♪ The bare bone facts on me and my bros ♪
Yes, your scientific taxon.
♪ Well, you're in luck today, friend ♪
♪ We'll tell you what you need to know ♪
♪ How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe ♪
♪ 1,000 abs ♪ ♪ 1,000 abs ♪
♪ 1,001 ♪ ♪ 1,001 ♪
♪ I can dunk a million basketballs ♪
What?
♪ My jump can touch the sun ♪
♪ Uh, yeah.
about that.
Don't mean to hurt your pride ♪
♪ Look, but bears just can't jump ♪
♪ It says so in the guidebook ♪
♪ Well, we're talented in other ways ♪
♪ I can play the drums ♪
♪ And bears are the best at video games ♪
♪ How?
You don't have thumbs ♪ Aw, dang, he's right.
[K-pop b*at plays]
♪ Well, I can't speak for grizzlies ♪
♪ But pandas, we got style, yeah ♪
♪ Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah ♪
♪ Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts ♪
♪ Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast ♪
♪ Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies ♪
♪ Uh, pandas have some issues There aren't enough babies ♪
♪ Um, forget it.
Pandas, we've got artistic genius ♪
♪ Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic ♪
♪ But frankly, have you seen this?
♪ Okay, what, do you have a verse now?
♪ Ice Bears are the...
Coolest ♪ ♪ Strongest ♪
♪ Best bear ♪ That's actually accurate.
But I take issue with the rest.
♪ What's true is true ♪
♪ What's fact is fact ♪
♪ No need to embellish on the traits that you lack ♪
♪ You three are bears ♪ ♪ Top of the food chain ♪
♪ As perfect as the setting sun ♪
♪ And natural as rain ♪
♪ So, see yourself as I see you ♪
♪ Three perfect beings, through and through ♪
♪ With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true ♪
♪ Just doing what bears do ♪
♪ Oooh ♪ ♪ Bears ♪
[Click]
[Music]
Oh, hey there, fellow crafters!
And welcome back to another exciting episode of ...
ah!
... Tabes' Craft Corner!
Today, we're gonna be making a pinecone man.
A pinecone ...
it's nature's backpack for seeds.
See, pinecones are the ideal craft supply.
And they're free ...
provided you're not in a National Park ...
in which case, remember ...
take only pictures, leave only footprints.
Or I will find you and ...
And next, the googly eyes.
Now, the great thing about googly eyes is...
[Fastforwarding]
And that's reason number 84 why I use googly eyes in everything I do.
Now, let's glue some of these bad boys up.
Wait, hang on, where's my glue g*n?
Give it back, dang it!
This is my glue g*n!
[Snarling]
[Pants]
Okay, got it!
Now, remember, always be careful with glue g*ns.
They can get extremely hot.
Now, I'll turn it over to Martinez for more on fire safety.
[Sirens wailing]
Yes, sir!
Fire and heat are not to be trifl...
Aughh!
Tabes, how did this happen?!
Put it out!
Put it out!
Ow!
I think I left it preheating too long!
How about an extinguisher?
Do you have one of those?!
Anything to...
[Music]
And voilà!
The pinecone man is complete.
I hope you had as much fun making it as I did.
[Groaning]
Okay, my darlings, are you ready?
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!
♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪ [Beatboxing]
♪ A wink and a smile and a great old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ When its 5:00 on the dot and you're off of the clock ♪
♪ And you can't find much to do ♪
♪ And you wanna hang out, maybe dance around ♪
♪ Or hang with somebody somebody new ♪
♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪
♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪
♪ When the weekend comes, and you're up for fun ♪
♪ And you're way to cool for the clubs ♪
♪ We can make a plan or just hang around ♪
♪ And snack on a honey bun ♪
♪ We'll be right there, 'cause you're part of the crew ♪
♪ We'll be right there waiting, waiting for you ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
[Beatboxing]
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Ahhhh ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
Ugh, I'm going home.
Man, they were great!
Oh, yeah.
They should, like, make a TV show or something!
We should make a show.
All: Hmm.
[Pop-up windows beeping]
[Hissing]
Done!
Done!