Every night I see it happen.
Every morning,
I wish it was a dream.
Xena...
Xena?
Well, well, well.
I told you she was dead.
-What do you want?
-Want?
Oh, we want to pay our respects.
Then we want Xena to pay
our way.
Xena's dead body is worth
a lot of money to some people.
Back off!
I'm warning you.
Hey, little girl. You think a corpse
is worth getting beaten up for?
You tell me. I'm taking her
back to her brother. I promised her.
You shouldn't make promises
you can't keep.
You just made an enemy.
What a coincidence.
So have you.
No, no... Here.
Iolaus.
Fancy meeting you here.
Hey...
I should get this greeting
every time I turn up.
Gabrielle?
What is it?
Hey...
Where's Xena?
In the time of ancient gods...,
warlords
and kings,
a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
She was Xena.
A mighty princess
forged in the heat of battle.
The power.
The passion.
The danger.
Her courage will change the world.
XENA - WARRIOR PRINCESS
I can't believe it.
She's gone.
She just left me.
How could she do that?
She just left.
I really wanna hate her for it.
No...
No, you don't.
But I miss her.
There's so many things
that I wish I could tell her...
Why didn't I
when I had the chance?
We always think we have
plenty of time.
We know people
are gonna leave us, but...
...we never face up to it.
What would you have told her?
I would have told her how empty my life was
before she came.
And all the lessons I learned.
And that I love her.
Gabrielle...
You just told her.
I'm gonna be ok.
I have to take Xena to Amphipolis.
She wants to be buried
next to her brother.
I guess I better get back to Hercules...
...before the word of mouth does.
Thank you.
Stay, Argo.
Show yourself!
Ephiny.
We're so sorry.
The entire amazon nation
is in mourning.
As it should be.
Xena was a true amazon,
even though she denied it.
We'd like you to bring her body
back to the village...
...where we can honor it
with an amazon funeral fire.
A funeral fire?
No. I have to take Xena's body
back to Amphipolis...
...where she can be buried
with her brother.
Where's Queen Melosa?
I'd like to talk to her.
Melosa is dead.
How?
-Who's the queen?
-I am...
...For the time being.
Velasca issued a challenge to Melosa,
and k*lled her in combat.
Fair combat.
You keep omitting that word, Ephiny.
The tribunal ruled it
a fair combat.
Yes, they did.
Fair combat.
But it doesn't really matter,
now that the amazon princess has returned.
That's true.
And by amazon rights,
the mask of queenhood is, of course, yours.
Wait a minute.
I nee...
I need time to think about this.
Come home with us, Gabrielle.
You can decide what to do later.
But now, come stay with me.
Halt!
Sorry.
Just to touch
the beautiful dagger of Helios.
A thousand pardons.
How did it fall?
Stay away.
The dagger of Helios.
Stand back, everybody.
Clear the temple.
Everybody out!
Clear the temple.
-Move!
-Let's move along!
Clear the area.
Clear it!
Ah, another day,
another defilement.
No offense.
Hey!
Hello.
Oh, this is not good.
Oh, it's you, right? Ok.
Well. I can take a hint.
You want your dagger back, right?
Who's in there?
-Open up! Break the door down!
-Don't you fail me now.
All right, all right, I get the idea...
...I think.
Elona, Thalia...
Finish the preparations
on the podium.
Everything must be perfect
for the coronation.
I don't remember seeing Velasca
when I was here.
Melosa's adopted daughter.
When Velasca's real mother
was k*lled...
...during the first w*r
of the centaurs...,
...Melosa raised her as her own.
When Melosa named Terreis
heir to the mask...,
...Velasca challenged it.
She was defeated and left the village.
She didn't return until last year.
Is she a good leader?
Some think so...
...because she's strong and talks
about the old days.
She's made it clear she wants
to take back the land across the river...
...Centaur land.
It would mean w*r.
My son and I
would have to make choices again.
A woman like that shouldn't
rule the amazons.
She doesn't have to.
Gabrielle...
You still have the right of caste.
She was only queen in your absence.
Now that you're back,
you can take it from her.
She knows it.
She can't contest it.
No.
I have to take Xena home.
I can't leave her.
Gabrielle...
I'm saying this as someone who's your friend.
Xena is dead.
Let us give her
a proper amazon funeral.
When her body is committed to the flames,
her soul will be released to soar.
And maybe then, you, you can...
-...You can let her go.
-Yeah.
Gabrielle?
Princess, a word with you,
please.
I know how anxious you must be
to get home.
The last thing you need right now
is this right of caste business.
The mask of Melosa
will be retired...
...and the new mask of the queen
will be offered to you.
All you have to do to decline
is hand it to me.
And make you the new queen?
I'm already queen.
This is just ceremony.
Gabrielle, you have neither the training
nor the birthright to claim the position.
I do.
It belongs to me.
I'll think about it.
You do that.
Think hard.
Make sure you understand
destiny.
I do.
And I'm the only one to return the amazons
to theirs.
Choose the one drink you wouldn't give
your worst enemy, and give me a double.
Thank you.
Oh, no, you don't.
I need you sober.
-Who said that?
-You heard me.
Good, that'll make things easier.
Easier...
Easier for who?
-Who are you? Where are you?
-Autolycus, settle down. It's Xena.
I'm here with you, in your body.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Xena's...
...dead.
What would a dead woman
want with me?
I need a favor
from the king of thieves.
I want you to steal my dead body
from the amazons.
Well, good day to you, sir.
Oh, that's a fine-looking apple.
I'm going mad, you know.
Loopy.
Strange in the head.
You see, I hear voices.
-Autolycus, listen to me.
-Oh, there she is again.
-Does she wanna buy an apple?
-No.
She wants me to get her body back.
-Well, don't tell everyone about it!
-It's a secret.
Safe with me.
Come on.
Hello, ladies.
I'm quite mad.
Top of the morning.
Xena?
You're the one who's doing this...
You're the one who's controlling my body.
You were the one who was trying
to stop me from stealing the dagger of Helios.
Stop you? How do you think you thought
of going there in the first place?
It wasn't just greedy
inspiration?
No, it was me. Now listen.
I don't have a lot of energy...
...and the more you fight me,
the less time I've got.
I have only one chance
to reunite with my body...
...and that's if I can get
to the ambrosia in time.
Food of the gods...
The map in the wooden book shows the way,
and the dagger is the key.
Food of the gods...
Ok, might be some profit in that.
All right,
but here are the rules...
No messing with my limbs
or bodily functions...
...unless I say so,
got it?
Agreed.
Ok.
Now what?
Well, nature's calling.
How do you want to handle that?
Hey, hey, hey...
Xena...
I'll always love you...
...but I know I have to let you go.
I always thought of you as my home,
and when you left...
...I felt so lost...
Maybe my new home is here.
Prepare the ceremonial pyre.
Xena will have na amazon funeral.
I'll take her ashes to Amphipolis...
...and I'll return to rule as queen.
I can barely see anything.
My, I may just wanna settle here.
Focus on
what we're here for.
I'm not just leering at
scantily-clad women, you know?
I'm working.
Notice the hut with the guards.
It sounds like the party's already started.
We don't have much time.
Hurry!
You know, losing your body
has done nothing...
...to improve your patience,
has it?
That was not necessary.
I'm hurrying.
The mask of the new queen.
This is ridiculous!
She has no right to wear
the mask of the queen.
She wasn't born of our flesh!
She says she received the right of caste.
Or did she?
I was there, Velasca.
I heard Terreis give her the caste.
You, Ephiny.
Are we to believe someone
who married the enemy...,
...bore his child
and left our people?
What good is your word to an amazon,
any amazon?
Quiet!
Take it.
Go on.
Out of my way!
The new queen of the amazons...
Gabrielle!
Xena...
Look...
They made me queen.
Me... The little girl
you found in Poteidaia...
It's time that I let you go.
See, I have to find
my own life.
Just as you were
searching for yours.
You know, there are two kinds of tears.
Tears for those
who leave you...
...and tears for those
who you never let go.
And I won't say goodbye to you, Xena.
'Cause we'll be together again...
...one day.
-They're going to light the fire, soon.
-Would you calm down?
There's barely enough room up here
for my paranoia.
-What are you gonna do?
-Xena, you lucky girl.
You get a front-row seat
for the spectacle that is my gift.
The first thing we do is make them think
your body's missing.
"How?", you ask.
The old false floor routine.
Spread your parchment out
over your body...
...Loosen the lid, so it falls off.
They look inside, see nothing...
...And the funeral's called off.
Now, let's see how that body of yours
is holding up.
Get away from her!
Autolycus?
Now, Gabrielle, wait a minute.
I have a very good explanation.
Don't try and explain, Autolycus.
You're trying to steal Xena's body...
It's not what you think it is.
Well, actually, it is what you think,
but not why you think.
Oh, I know why.
More than one w*rlord would pay
for proof that Xena's dead.
I never thought you would do it,
Autolycus.
Gabrielle...
Xena's inside me.
Her mind, her soul, her essence, whatever.
It's in here with me...
...and she wants me to steal her body.
-Ah, that's so pathetic.
-You're so pathetic.
Put him in jail.
I'll figure out what to do with him
after the funeral.
Oh, for the love of Zeus!
Get in there!
No one's looking out.
Finally... some luck.
Now!
Ah, Xena, we're too late.
So what are we gonna do now?
Oh, no, you're not gonna make me go...
-Let go and hold on.
-Let go and hold on?
Xena...
Stop him!
It can't be.
Archers, k*ll him!
Wait!
It is Xena.
Gabrielle...
I can't explain, Ephiny.
I'm sorry.
Ephiny, organize a w*r party.
Go after them and bring their bodies back to me.
No.
I'll go, but by myself.
Gabrielle wouldn't have done this
without a good reason.
She betrayed us!
I want Gabrielle dead!
Do you hear me?
Now is the time
to show your allegiance!
Gabrielle is a traitor
to the nation.
I am the rightful
amazon queen.
Those who stand against me,
stand with her.
Take them.
They'll die with the traitor.
Come on.
Looks like we have
a bit of a lead on them.
Well, that was a full day, huh?
Autolycus, what is going on?
Why is Xena in your mind?
Oh, now you believe me.
Does she work out
for those stunts?
Where is she?
I don't know.
Stop that.
-I'm right here.
-Oh, now she's back.
Autolycus, I'm going to speak through you.
Give me control.
No, wait.
We have an agreement. I have a right...
Yes, Gabrielle, it's me.
I want you to do something.
Close your eyes.
Close them tightly and think of me.
Gabrielle...
Gabrielle...
It's me.
I'm not dead.
Xena...
At least, not completely.
Why?
Why did you leave?
There's so many things
I want to say to you.
Gabrielle...
You don't have to say a word.
We don't have much time.
I need to get to the ambrosia,
otherwise I will be gone.
Xena, I can't lose you again.
Gabrielle, I'll always be here.
Well, I hope you two
worked things out.
We did.
Thank you.
-I mean that...
-Oh, certainly...
...Whatever's necessary.
I'm here for you both.
-Autolycus.
-Hah?
Get your hand off my butt.
Can you imagine?
This is not helping
our working relationship.
Now is anyone else concerned that we're being
pursued by a pack of crazed amazons?
-You're right.
-Get rid of the sarcophagus.
Get rid of it?
The sarcophagus...
-She means to hide it.
-Ah, well. That should be easy.
Where?
We could take it to the river.
It'll float downstream and
then we'll pick it up later.
-I'm impressed.
-Well, I'm impressed.
So is Xena.
Hidden in plain sight...
That entrance looked the same
as any other cave opening.
Hold on.
I'll try to light this.
I think I see something on the other side.
If Xena hadn't stopped you...
A simple warning would have been fine.
It looks like they tried to climb up.
Gabrielle...
The design on that rock,
it's very peculiar.
The dagger of Helios.
The dagger you stole, Autolycus.
What?
Xena, I can barely hear you.
Whe's getting weaker.
-We've gotta hurry. Come on.
-There's no hurry at all.
With ambrosia, you have
all the time in the world.
And I thought this was just legend.
Now, where is the food
of the gods?
Ok, Xena, this is your department.
Take over.
Autolycus...
Autolycus...
She's gone.
Xena's gone.
Well, nothing quite
like a woman's touch.
You're only alive
because of the ambrosia, you know that?
I was hoping it was
my witty repartee.
-Maybe not.
-Where is it?
Where is the ambrosia?
It has something to do with that hole
in the ceiling. You know, don't you?
Well, I have a fair idea. But, you see,
there's just one small problem.
If I don't tell you, you'll k*ll me.
And if I do tell you, you'll k*ll me
anyway...
Become a god
and terrorize the world.
So, either way,
there's very little personal gain for me.
It's not whether you die.
It's how you die that counts.
Let me tell you something about myself.
I like pain.
I like what it does to people...
...and I like
what it makes people do.
And I'm not bragging.
I'm just explaining.
What are you gonna do with those?
What is that?
That must be my toenail clipper, or...
-The dagger of Helios.
-The dagger of Helios...
One or the other.
This is the key.
Hey, I paid for an hour.
Come on, get in there!
Autolycus?
No. It's broke, broke, broke.
It's broken.
Ok.
Ephiny, I need a splint.
Gabrielle...
She's got it. She's got the dagger.
And she's going after the ambrosia.
That's it then.
We lost.
Now she'll become a god.
She hasn't won yet.
Not as long as there's one person
who can stand up to her.
-And what can we do?
-Ephiny, we can't give up.
Don't you see that?
Autolycus, can you get us
out of this jail?
Well, my lockpick's in my other shirt.
If only I had just a small...
Sort of...
Would you put that hand...
...right there?
And that hand there?
Now don't worry.
This is business, not pleasure.
Well, mostly business.
Hold it.
-Hey! Hey, lady!
-What do you want?
Come here... Come here.
I want to tell you this!
Ephiny!
Go downriver.
Find Xena's sarcophagus.
Bring it to the hall of ambrosia.
Here's a map.
I can find my way without it.
Sorry.
Well, in for a dinar,
in for a kingdom.
Besides, I've got a little something to settle
with that amazonian... female.
This is it. This is my destiny.
Melosa, you were so right.
I wasn't meant to be queen.
I was meant to be a god.
Velasca!
Oh, good.
I really did want an audience, Gabrielle.
Someone should witness
the birth of a god.
Oh, I can't climb
with a broken arm.
She's gonna get the ambrosia.
Let me guess...
Xena, right?
Yes.
Get up there, Gabrielle... Xena...
or whoever you are.
Gabrielle...
I've brought Xena's body.
Down here.
Open the sarcophagus.
I have to get to Xena.
But the ambrosia's been destroyed.
Not all of it.
What now?
I don't know.
Xena...
Xena, if you can hear me...
...Come back.
Please, come back.
Gabrielle...
I know.
Let's get you out of here.
Your timing was impeccable.
-As...
-...Usual.
Gabrielle...
I wish I had as good a friend
as Xena does.
-Ah, that's ni...
-Hey.
Yes?
Well, I'm just giving you your chance...
...to thank me.
I thought I already did.
But if you need to hear it again,
then, thank you...
...for helping to bring me back.
If you ever need a favor, it's yours.
Bringing you back?
Oh, no, no, no.
I let you experience
what it's like to be Autolycus.
You were in there.
You were controlling my bodily functions.
That's not something
I do for everyone.
No, you don't often let people see
who you really are, either.
I was in there.
I know.
Despite all your bluster
and bravado, Autolycus...,
...you're a nice person.
I knew I could trust you.
I always will.
Yes, well...
Yes... There you have it.
Thank you.
Oh, but if it's all the same,
I think I'll keep that favor thing in mind.
It might just come in handy one day
for the king of thieves.
Xena...
Yeah?
Promise me that
you'll never die on me again.
Oh, I promise.
You know, for a few moments,
I knew what it was like to be you.
And?
It was warm, friendly, loving...
Gabrielle, it was a fight.
I felt protected.
The world needs people like that,
right?
Right.