04x11 - The Most Dangerous Hunt

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[DR. JANE FOSTER]
The Avengers are alive.

I know for a fact that the Cabal
didn't disintegrate them.

They just teleported them
away... far, far away.

I discovered a way to back-trace the
missing Avengers through space-time.

I can send you to them.

These tethers are your lifeline back.

Find the Avengers, then activate
the tether to come home.

Don't activate the tether until
you've found them. [BEEPING]

You'll only have one sh*t at this.

Good luck.

Hmm. This is no forest
I am familiar with.

That is not our moon.

This is most likely not Earth.
[ANIMAL GROWLING]

[THUD]

[GROWLING CONTINUES]

Definitely not Earth.

[ROARS]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS, GROANS]

[GROANS]

[THUDDING FOOTSTEPS]

[ROARS]

[ROARING]

[ROARING]

[THUNDEROUS ROARING]

[WHIMPERING]

Hulk, I am glad I found you.

[GROWLS]

Hulk saved Cat-man.

Hulk, it is me, Black Panther,
and I have come to help you.

What is that on your wrist?

[GROWLING]

Hulk, where are you going?

[SIGHS]

Should've known this would not be easy.

[HULK GRUNTING]
[BLOWS LANDING ON TREES]

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

Hulk, stop!

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

Hulk tired of running.

You do not have to run
any longer, Hulk.

I have a way out of here.
A way back home.

Mm? Too late, Cat-man. He's here.

Who is here?

[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Who...

"Who," mortal?

Why, the hunter supreme
of this realm... Skurge!

Apologies, Skurge.

There will be no hunt today.

We were just leaving.

The tether home!

[GROWLING]

No, you'll not escape so easily.

Hulk smash Skurge!

[BLACK PANTHER, SKURGE GRUNT]

[SKURGE YELLS] [GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS] [ROARING]

Kasta snubba viekr!

No! [GRUNTS]

[BODY THUDS]

Bruce Banner?

[PANTING] [SKURGE] Thanks to the magic

[GROWLS] of my beloved Enchantress,

you'll smash nothing
I do not allow, monster.

In this realm,
I am the master of the Hulk.

You and your new ally
are no match for...

Is that so, villain?

Surrender, or your mortal friend
won't see another day in Asgard.

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

There is no finer realm for a hunt.

I knew another Avenger would come
for this Hulk and join my sport.

In our last hunt, Black Panther,

you bested me only with
the help of your allies.

This time they are not
here to save you.

Let us hope you provide
a bit of entertainment.

I will give you the hunt of your life,

if you let Bruce Banner go.

It would be rude to leave him out.

But I have a remedy.

To replace the band I destroyed
of yours, outlander,

a new one.

Snubba praell knutr!

Huh?

Now I will hunt you both.

Two quarries, for twice the sport.

But I am not without
a measure of fairness.

I will give you a lead,
to the count of the nine realms.

- Run!
- Jotunheim,

Asgard, Alfheim,

Muspelheim, Nidvellir,

Vanaheim, Svartlheim,

Nifleheim, and Midgard.

[LAUGHING]

Watch out for the poison thorns.
I think they're lethal.

[GRUNTS]

We would have an easier time
over open ground.

Then Skurge will get us.
He'll hunt us from above.

Hide!

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTS]

Skurge somehow changed you
from the Hulk to human.

How was he able to do that?

I don't know. Just when Bruce
Banner is about to keel over,

he uses that magic stone in his
a* to turn me back into the Hulk.

And if Hulk gets close
to smashing him...

Well, you saw what happens.

I can't control the change.
I'm... I'm... I'm helpless.

You are Bruce Banner, so I doubt that.

But I will find us a way out.

Without my tether, however,
I am not quite sure how yet.

[SNIFFING]

They're close.

I can smell them.

Kanu skia berserk'r!

I know how to get us home, Panther.
We just have to... Oh, no.

[GROWLING]

[ROARING]

[GRUNTS]

Why is Hulk chained to puny Cat-man?

Hulk, wait.

[YELLING] [CRIES OUT]

[YELLS] Hulk make Skurge pay!

Hulk, stop! Banner...
he had a plan to get us...

Bah! Hulk would smash puny Banner!

[ROARS]

[GRUNTING]

So much for conversation.

[GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]

Hulk, you must calm down.

Cat-man try to stop Hulk too?

Hulk smash you, Cat-man!

I am not against you, Hulk.
[GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] [THUDS]

[GRUNTS]

Sleep, Cat-man.

Hulk find Skurge and smash him.

Out in the open? Not very smart, Hulk.

But then again, you're not very smart.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

[YELLS]

[ROARS] [GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[SKURGE LAUGHING]

[HULK STRAINING]

Kasta snubba viekr!

[LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

[YELLING]

Black Panther!

Panther, wake up!

We're in trouble!

Hold on!

[BOTH GRUNT, GROAN]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Bruce, are you hurt?

[GROANS, MUTTERS AFFIRMATIVELY]

[BOTH YELL]

[THUD] [BOTH GRUNT]

[GROANS]

Don't look like Asgardians.

What are they?

I don't know.

They look puny, but they do look soft

and plenty fine to eat.

[CRACKLING SOUND] [GRUNTS SOFTLY]

Bruce, where are you?

In the same trouble as you.

I think we should've peeled
the skin off the cat.

For a quicker roast.

No. We bake him in that skin.

Seal in the juices real rich.

I would rather we did not
cook the cat at all.

Quiet! You don't get a say.

More wood for the fire, Ulik!

[GRUNTS]

Banner, I can cut us free
if you can distract the big one.

How am I supposed to do that?

Bruce Banner is supposed
to be a genius.

Think of something.

Hey, troll, you were right.

I was right about what?

You were right.

The cat needs peeling.

I knew it! The cat needs peeling!

Thank you, Banner.

[GRUNTS]

What are you doing?

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

You don't listen to the food,
you eat it.

This food is smarter than you.

[BOTH GRUNT] [THUDDING]

[ULIK] I'll tenderize
you with my pounders!

You hit like you cook!

- [ULIK] Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[BLOW LANDS]

[BLOW LANDS]

[BLOW LANDS]

Ulik's w*apon may prove useful.

[GROANS] Hungry? Eat this!

[YELLS]

[BOTH YELL]

Fine. Then we skin it.

Our dinner!

[BOTH GROWL]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

They're close. I heard 'em.

[BRUSH RUSTLES]

Over that way!

[PANTING]

[SIGHS]

We are not going to last long
chained together.

What do you have in mind? No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Aaahhh! Aah! [GRUNTS]

I've tried that.

With anything hard
I could get my hands on.

Only Skurge can break
the enchantment with his a*.

Then let us focus
on getting out of here.

Before you turned into Hulk,
you told me you had a way out.

There.

Beyond those mountains
is the city of Asgard.

The home of Thor.
And his friend, Heimdall,

who has the means to get us home.

Problem is, Skurge
won't let me get close.

I've been trying for weeks.

Well, we did just escape
a pair of hungry trolls.

We have a better sh*t together.
Take this.

[GRUNTS, STRAINS]

This does not seem so bad.

Well, we haven't seen any goblins yet.

[GRUNTS] [GROWLING]

[STRAINING] [GRUNTS]

[HISSING]

What do the goblins want?

To eat us, like everything else
in this forsaken place.

We better run.

[HISSING]

[GRUNTS]

[GOBLINS GROWLING, HISSING]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[GROWLS, CRIES OUT]

[GOBLINS HISSING, GROWLING]

I'm no help to you.

You are only as useful
as you think you are.

[HISSING, GROWLING CONTINUE]

I've got an idea. Hold them off!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Yeah!

[LAUGHING] Yes!

Oh, they would be foolish enough
to brave the goblins.

[HISSING]

[GRUNTS] [BODY THUDS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

[GOBLINS HISSING, GROWLING]

[RUMBLING]

It worked!

[BLACK PANTHER] It worked, all right.

Go!

[PANTING]

And you wondered if you were useful.

Well, I've been told
I'm good at smashing.

[YELLS]

Never made it this far before.

We should make the gates by morning.

[CREAKING] Whoa.

[CREAKING CONTINUES]

Whoa. Whoa! Ugh.

I thought all their bridges
were made of rainbows.

Keep moving. We are doing well.

Too well.

[LAUGHS]

Too well.

Kanu skia berserk'r!

[CRIES OUT]

[GROANING] Oh, no.

[BOTH YELL]

[GRUNTING]

- [YELLS]
- Hulk hate falling!

Where are they?

Hmm?

[GROWLS]

Hmm?

[GROWLS]

[YELLS]

[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BOTH SIGH]

[LAUGHS]

Cat-man fooled bald man.

Cat-man is smart.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

Black Panther.

You can call me Black Panther.

[GROWLS]

Hulk calls Cat-man "Cat-man."

Fine. Call me whatever you want.

- Do you trust me now?
- Mm.

Hulk will listen to Cat-man.

[GROANS]

Then let us get out of here.

We are going that way.

[GRUNTS]

Hang on, Cat-man.

[HULK GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[WIND HOWLING]

Uhh.

Hulk go the right way?

Yes. We are almost there.

You're not going anywhere,
except to your doom!

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BOTH YELLING]

[HULK YELLS]

Hold on!

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GRUNTS, GROWLS]

[GRUNTING]

[LAUGHS]

You Avengers have made
this quite a challenge.

But no more hunting,

and no more running.

[GRUNTS]

[THUD]

No more mercy.

[GRUNTS]

Smash!

[ROARING]

Kasta snubba viekr!

No!

[GRUNTS]

I've seen the Hulk rage,

but I have yet to see
you lose control, Cat-man.

Let us see how you fight
when consumed with the fury!

Kanu skia berserk'r!

No!

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

[ROARS] [GRUNTS]

[SNARLING]

Panther, you've got
to control the rage!

[SNARLS]

Curious.

How Black Panther was able
to help the monster in you

to overcome my curse of the beserker.

Your magic only works on those who
don't know they can fight it, Skurge.

I know that now.

Ah, you've learned too late, mortal.

[GASPS]

[SNARLS]

[GRUNTS]

Come, then,

meet your doom, beast!

[SNARLING] [GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[SNARLS]

Come on, Panther. Stay down.

- [SNARLING]
- You're beaten. We're beaten.

Panther... not... beaten!

Oh, yes, you are.

[LAUGHING]

You have found your courage, mortal.

But this day will be long remembered

as the one Skurge finished
two of Earth's mightiest heroes

- with a single strike!
- No!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

The spell... is it broken?

Let's find out.

[GROWLS, ROARS]

Skurge!

[PANTING] [YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

Kasta snubb...

[ROARS]

To me, my wolf! [GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

[YELLS]

[WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

Ah...

- [YELLS]
- [SCREAMING]

Hulk smash you now!

[GROWLING]

Wait! I have a better idea. [GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

[GRUNTS] [SCREAMING]

Hungry. Next meal we eat raw.

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]

Blasted mortals!

[ULIK] Skurge!

[GASPS]

Your hunt has taken you
awfully far from home.

Why don't you stay for dinner?

We'd love to have you.

[LAUGHING] Uhh...

[GRUNTING]

Come back, brave hunter!

[LAUGHING]

I have been watching.
You have done well, mortals.

Heimdall knows the Hulk.

I know you, Hulk, but I do not
know the stranger with you.

Black Panther.

His name's Black Panther,
and he helped the Hulk.

Hulk was bewitched here by Enchantress
and Skurge. I came to his aid.

I suspected something amiss.

I have scoured the realms
for the Son of Odin,

but he is beyond my sight.

We are working
to bring Thor back as well.

We will send word when we find him.

Then you have my gratitude,
Black Panther.

I will return you
to the realm of Midgard.

You came to save me, the Hulk.

You barely even know me.

I know you are a hero.

Besides, we are Avengers.

This is what we do.