04x12 - Under the Spell of the Enchantress

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[DR. JANE FOSTER]
The Avengers are alive.

I know for a fact that the Cabal
didn't disintegrate them.

They just teleported them
away... far, far away.

I discovered a way to back-trace the
missing Avengers through space-time.

I can send you to them.

These tethers are your lifeline back.

Find the Avengers, then activate
the tether to come home.

Don't activate the tether until
you've found them. [BEEPING]

You will only have one sh*t at this.

One sh*t is all we're gonna need.

We're gonna find our friends
and bring 'em home.

All right, Avengers. Let's do it.

[YELLING]

[YELLING]

Captain Marvel, help!

I think I'm in serious trouble!

[GRUNTS]

I can't fly, I can't fly,
I can't fly! Aah!

[SCREAMING]

- Kamala!
- Captain Marvel, hurry!

No, no, no, no, no... Yes!

How do I thank you for saving my life,

besides saying, "Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you"?

Don't thank me yet.
By the time this is over,

you might wish I'd let you drop.

No, I don't think I'd wish that.

We need to figure out where we are
and find the missing Avengers.

Pick a direction, Ms. Marvel.
Which way do we go?

Don't ask me. You're Captain Marvel.

Just tell me what to do,
because you're my favorite hero,

and you already rescued me once,
and I don't want to mess up again.

Don't be such a fan-girl, Kamala.

You're an Avenger. Act like
you've done this before.

We're on an asteroid
somewhere in deep space.

I can't act like I've done this before,

because I haven't done this before.

Alright. Fine then. Follow me!

A lava pit in the middle of a gletscher.
Never seen anything like it.

A landscape of lava and the ice together?
Shouldn't be physically possible.

Exactly. Totally agree, Captain Marvel.

Take your selfie, and then come on.

No selfie for me.
This mission is too important.

No time for... Yeah, okay.

[CLICK]

Right behind ya, Cap!

So, I hate to ask, but why
are we climbing when we could just fly?

Because we're trying
to keep a low profile.

It's called the "element of surprise."

Heads up.

What? What is it?

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Easy, fellas. We're not here to fight.

Those are fighting words!

Destroy the interlopers!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

I've got him!
Tell me what to do with him!

Kamala, just do what you do.

Can you be more specific?

Hit him!

You heard what she said.
Nothing personal.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa. You must be
the best of the bunch.

[GRUNTS]

You're good. But you're not that good.

[YELPS]

Kamala, the last one!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Cool off! Wait. No. Let me start over.

Chill out! [GRUNTS]

I've got questions. You
better have some answers.

Where are we,
and where are the Avengers?

You're on Her Majesty's asteroid.

And I don't know
anything about Avengers,

but the queen of the castle will know.

The queen of the castle
will dispose of you.

[GROANS]

Thanks for the help.

We'll take it up
with the queen of the castle.

[DOORS CLANG]

We could be walking into a trap.

Maybe. Probably?

I don't know. What do you think?

They know we're here. It'd be
rude to keep them waiting.

[GASPS]

Thor's hammer!

Thor wouldn't just leave his hammer.
What's it doing there?

[WOMAN] What's it doing?

[LAUGHING]

Why, it's my footrest. One of a kind.

Isn't it divine?

Enchantress.

How thrilling.

I haven't had the chance
to entertain guests yet.

You're the first ones
to visit my asteroid.

Is that how the fire and
ice together is happening?

Asgardian magic?

Very perceptive.

This beautiful little rock
hurtling through space

is my personal kingdom.

A fairy-tale palace
and servants who adore me.

Everything is perfect,

and it's all mine.

[THUD]

His head?

That's the creepiest thing
I've ever seen.

Since you're in such
a good mood, Enchantress,

why don't you tell us
where the Avengers are?

Starting with Thor.

Really? That's what you're on about?

And I was feeling so magnanimous.

I'm bored of the Avengers,
and I'm bored of you.

Oh, bodyguard!

There you are, your beautiful queen
is being inconvenienced.

Be a dear and bring
Captain Marvel and Ms. Marvel

to their knees.

[YELLS] I'd rather be
hitting the Enchantress,

but you'll do, bodyguard.

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

So not fair when someone
that big is that quick.

[CAPTAIN MARVEL] Now, while he's down!

Thor?

[BOTH GRUNT] [LAUGHING]

Ever since I cast
an enchantment on him,

Thor has been my favorite plaything.
[GRUNTING]

And he's perfect, because he
does whatever I want him to.

[YELLS] [GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Well done, plaything. Well done.

[LAUGHING]

[CAPTAIN MARVEL] Kamala?

[MOANS]

- Kamala, you okay?
- Huh?

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

I think so. I mean,
other than waking up in jail.

[GRUNTS]

Solid. And definitely enchanted.

Our tethers are gone! They're
our only way to get home.

What are we supposed to do without...

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

We're not alone.

Thor, it's us, big guy.

[SINGSONGY] We're your friends.

Look at you, trying to talk to my toys.

Oh, but Thor doesn't talk.

Not unless I want him to.

You are enemies of the queen.

This was your game... to join the
Cabal so you could capture Thor?

Ha! I joined the Cabal for the power.

But if I'm being honest,
I did it because

I wanted Thor for a very long time.

And he's so much fun.

Remember back on the Leader's airship?

You dared to hit me.

Aw, somebody's mad.

You're speaking to the Enchantress.

I don't hold grudges. I finish them.

[SCREAMING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Let's get outta here.

But what if it's another...

[YELLS] [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

trick?

Welcome to my Arena of Sport.

Uh, I better let you take
the lead on this, Captain Marvel.

Hm! Never pictured you
as someone who's into sports.

Oh, I'm quite the sports fan.

You see, I invented my own game
that I'll watch you play.

It's simple, with only one rule:

stay alive.

Feel free to use whatever you find

in the chests of mystery
to aid you in your fight.

Our fight against what?

My snowman.

[CHUCKLES]

Aw, that's not so bad. We got this.

I built him myself.

And he just loves hugs.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[ROARING]

Aw, crud.

[YELLS]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTS]

This hurts.

Hey, ugly! Let her go!

[GRUNTS]

Huh?

[ROARING]

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHING]

I do love sports.

The intensity, the drama, the cruelty.

Sports are like w*r,
only with more hate.

Yes, my queen.

Sorry. I'm not much help.

- Will you stop apologizing so much?
- Whoa!

[GASPS] Just like a video game.

Maybe there's an extra life inside?

[SIGHS] Nope.

Anything in there we can use?

I don't know. Maybe.

I don't want to mess up again.
What do you think?

This is not the time to be precious.

This is the time to do something.

I don't know what I'm looking for!

What have you got so far?

A bunch of electronic junk
and chemicals.

We can work with that.

- [ROARING]
- Hey, Abominable slushy!

This way!

Heads up!

Kamala, now!

[GRUNTS]

They blew up my snowman.

What kind of monster would do that?

[GRUNTS]

I'm so sorry.

What are you trying to apologize for?

Because. I want us to be one of those
classic superhero team-ups.

But instead, I never know what to do
because I'm afraid of messing up.

So what if you mess up?
Nobody's perfect.

And being perfect isn't as
important as being decisive.

You're an Avenger,
so take the initiative.

Try something. See if it works.

You were fortunate, Avengers.

But soon, I'll put you back
in the arena again and again,

until your fortune runs out.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

I took the initiative
and came up with a plan.

Run!

[GRUNTING]

We're not gonna outrun him.

We're not trying to.
We just need him to follow us.

If we get Thor to touch his hammer,
it might break the enchantment.

So we don't have to fight him.

We just have to slow him down.

Yeah, that'll be so much easier.
[RUNNING FOOTFALLS]

- Watch your step.
- [GRUNTS]

Or don't.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Never turn your back on me.

Not unless you wanna get knocked out.

[GROANS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

This may have been a mistake!

[GRUNTS] [YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH STRAINING]

Come on, Thor.
You don't serve the Enchantress.

Remember who you really are!

[STRAINING] [GRUNTS]

That's your hammer.
Only you can lift it.

Thor?

- [GRUNTS]
- [GRUNTS]

[ENCHANTRESS LAUGHING]

Fools! As if I would make it that easy.

Kamala!

You annoying mortals may have
managed to defeat my Snow Beast.

But no one can survive
against the might of Thor.

Thor, I've grown tired of this one.

- Dispose of her.
- Yes, my queen.

Oh...

Dispose of Captain Marvel.

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Sorry, Thor.

I know you're not you, and I
didn't wanna have to hurt ya.

But now I'm gonna have to hurt ya!

[CRIES OUT]

[GRUNTS, GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Such devastation.
Such brutality. Such fun!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Captain Marvel needs help.

I gotta do something.
I gotta do anything.

I gotta b*at up the Enchantress!

- [YELLS]
- What is that?

[GRUNTS]

[ALL GRUNTING]

I should've ended your miserable
life when you first arrived!

That is harsh.
Only one way to respond to that.

Embiggen! [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Farewell, mortal.

[GROWLING]

"Farewell"? Why? Are you leaving?

[YELLS]

Bad monster! Bad toothy monster!

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING CONTINUES]

[SCREECHING]

I got one, I got one!

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

Kamala!

[YELLS]

Look, Thor. Look at Ms. Marvel!

Finish her, my pet.

[GROWLING]

[ROARS]

[SNARLS] [SCREAMS]

[SCREECHING]

That heroism is who you really are.

Ms. Marvel?

And Captain America, Iron Man,

Black Widow, Falcon, Hawkeye, and Hulk!

Do you remember?

[ENCHANTRESS]
You put up quite the struggle.

But all sports have to end,
and you're all out of time.

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

I say thee nay!

[GRUNTS]

Thor has returned!

[GRUNTS]

No! Thor belongs to me!

[WIND HOWLING]

- The piercing pain of ancient winters.
- [GRUNTING]

- Ice! Ice so cold that it burns!
- [GRUNTS]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

A little ice never bothered me.

I had a perfect kingdom,
and you ruined it!

If my beautiful world
has to be destroyed,

then you'll go with it!

The asteroid... it's changing course!

I've directed this asteroid
into the nearest star.

Everything will be incinerated,
including the likes of you.

Good-bye, Avengers.

We must depart, quickly!

No. Wait. Look!

Everyone on the asteroid is here.

[CAPTAIN MARVEL] We can't just leave them.

But there is no way
to evacuate everyone.

I got it!

It's not the perfect plan,
but I think it might work.

It's a good plan. It's our only plan.

[CAPTAIN MARVEL] Let's do it.
We're almost out of time.

Thor, you're on!

Then let mine enchanted hammer,

by the power of Thor,
by the might of Odin,

- by the...
- Hurry it up!

Oh, so be it.

[THUNDEROUS YELL]

[HAMMER BLOW LANDS]

[RUMBLING]

Not bad, kid.
I mean, you saved the day.

So you did good, I guess.
But, you know, not bad.

Well... [CLEARS THROAT]
no one's perfect.

[ENCHANTRESS] You may have
won this little skirmish,

but my side has won the game.

Heed my warning.

You have not yet begun to suffer.

Huh! Well, that didn't sound ominous.

Best not to pay her mind.

Our work here is done.
Let us head home.

Problem with that. Enchantress
took our tethers. We're stuck.

You have no need for a tether.
You have me.

Heimdall, open the Bifrost!

[CHUCKLES] Sweet!

- We're home.
- I wonder what we've missed.

[GROWLS, SCREECHES]