04x16 - The Eye of Agamotto (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

[Hawkeye] Seven, carry
the three, times ...

[Ms. Marvel]
Here are the new receipts.

[sighs]
Put 'em there with the others.

[frustrated groan]

So, uh, is all that
because of me?

I don't know, Hulk.
You tell me.

Millions of dollars in
damages from when you knocked

over a warehouse, from when
you smashed the loading docks,

from when you stomped on
a tanker truck full of gasoline...

But the truck was already
on fire when I got there.

And from when you smashed that toy
factory that makes talking teddy bears.

Hey, those mouthy little bears
had it coming.

Come on, Hawkeye.
Smashing is what Hulk does best.

Against an alien invasion
or cyborg army, sure.

But somebody's gotta
take care of all this.

You gotta work
on suppressing that rage.

I'm suppressing my rage now.

[alarm blaring]

Avengers Compound, hold your fire!

[Ms. Marvel] Black Panther?
[all grunt]

Hawkeye, stop trying
to sh**t us down.

There's nobody f*ring at you.

It's just me, Hulk,
and Ms. Marvel.

[beeping] Cap's right.
Somebody's on the roof!

Then that someone's
gonna get smashed!

[grunts]

You att*ck my friends,

then you're just begging
to get smashed! [roars]

Doctor Strange?
[grunts]

Get out of the way, Hulk.

[grunts, yells]

- All is not as it seems.
- Oh, well, that's a relief, 'cause it seems

like you're trying
to sh**t down our friends.

[grunts] My own arrow?
Are you kidding me?

Nice to meet you, Doctor Strange.

Now, this may sting
a little bit. [grunts]

Ms. Marvel, you are interfering
in matters you don't understand.

[roars]
[grunts]

[Hulk] And you're
interfering with the Avengers!

Release me!
You don't know what you're doing!

[frustrated grunting]

[Captain America]
We have questions, Doctor.

Let's start with why
you were attacking us.

I assure you, I was not
aiming at the Avengers.

Funny.
Sure looked like it.

[Black Panther] Doctor
Strange, the Avengers

- have never had reason not to trust you.
- Till now.

We do need to know what's going
on and why Doctor Strange is here.

Get him out of the restraints.

No need.
I can do it myself.

Peribittio.

[growls] My apologies, but you were
transporting with you something...

or someone...
that shouldn't be here.

I am the keeper
of the Eye of Agamotto.

The Eye sensed a presence not felt
in this realm for thousands of years.

It sensed the presence...
of Agamotto. [gasps]

Okay, I have no idea who that is.

Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

As in "Eye of Agamotto"?
Agamotto is an actual guy?

All this time we've known you,
you've been wearing

- his eye around your neck?
- Ew.

Long ago, Agamotto was
the first sorcerer supreme.

But his hunger for the
knowledge and power of

the unknown had no end, and
he became corrupt and evil.

Agamotto was banished,
but not before his powers

were passed into this amulet

called the Eye of Agamotto.

By the Vishanti,
you mortals love to talk.

The Eye sees all.

Even the deceit of its
former owner, Agamotto.

No need to wear
this disguise anymore.

The Eye is all that matters.

The rest of you
are of no consequence.

[all grunt]

[gasps, yells]

Your world is lost in chaos.

The Eye of Agamotto will restore
me to my full cosmic power

so that I can cleanse
this wretched realm.

Now give me the Eye.
[yells]

[grunts]

[grunts, laughs]
[grunts]

You know the rules, Agamotto.

The Eye cannot be taken,
even by you.

It must be given freely, and that
is not something I choose to do.

Then you've chosen your fate.
After all...

[gasps, grunts]

...the dead have no
possessions to bestow.

[laughing]

Hmm?

[grunts]

[roars, grunts]

[roaring]

There, foolish ogre.

[grunts, yells]
[thud]

[chain clangs]
Mm...

Huh?
[growling]

[laughs] Your token
resistance is pathetic.

- Venix, holbrum, ascaria!
- Hurry it up, Doc!

Hmm? Mm.

You cannot defeat Agamotto
with conventional tactics.

Yeah!

[growls]

[roars]

Aah!

[grunts]

[Hawkeye] Get down!

[groans] Still, you
try to fight against me.

Then I will make you
fight for me. [groans]

Corse Predominate!

[both groan]

By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!

- He's used the shadows curse!
- What does that do?

[bodies thud]

- Cap and Panther?
- These are not our friends.

These are shadows,
cursed by the darkness.

[Agamotto laughing]

Fulfill your evil purpose,
my puppets,

and destroy your friends!

[grunts]

So, these aren't Cap and Panther?

No. These are only shadow
copies of their form and powers.

[grunts]

[scoffs]
"Only," he says.

[grunts, groans]

[yells]

[yells]

[growls]
Hulk not afraid of ghosts!

[yells]

[grunts]
Don't make Hulk mad!

[yelling]

Excellent.

My next puppet
will be the most powerful.

[Hulk thinking] No, we
can't let him get the Hulk.

Gotta control the rage.

Ah, nothing but a weak mortal.

[grunts]

- [Doctor Strange] Bruce Banner?
- Uhh!

Impressive.
I never imagined Hulk

possessed that kind of
self-control. [grunts]

[grunts]

[panting]

Okay, Merlin, let's see you
magic your way out of this!

Hm.

I hate magic so much!

Corse Predominate!

[grunts]

[groaning]

[body thuds]

Avengers, with me!

They are not to escape
with the Eye. Find them!

Into my lab. We can find
some way to fight back.

I've never fought anyone
as strong as Agamotto before.

I cannot hope
to simply overpower him.

I need time to find the magic
that will defeat Agamotto.

I don't know about
all your hocus-pocus,

but maybe I can come up
with a scientific solution.

Man, this place is a mess.
What, did, like, Hulk smash it?

I have a rule with myself.
Or with him, I mean.

No Hulk smash in the lab, no
matter how frustrated we get.

It must take a great amount of
restraint to stand up to the Hulk.

Yeah. You have no idea.

True. But science
and magic are alike.

We are both tasked with
controlling incredible power.

Everything in the universe
has a frequency.

Magic or not shouldn't matter.

This energy device should disrupt
the frequency field around us,

- hopefully masking the Eye. [buzzing]
- That is so cool!

One question: why does it
look like a monkey wrench?

What? No, no.

This is a sophisticated, highly
sensitive piece of technology.

It doesn't look like a...
Oh, man, you're right.

- It looks exactly like a wrench.
- Huh?

They found us!

[grunts]

[grunts]

It didn't work.
I can't believe it didn't work! [yells]

Where science failed,
magic may yet triumph.

This will dispel the shadows!

[grunts]

- It didn't work?
- Will something please work?

[grunts]

[grunting]

[yells, grunts]

[grunts]

[yells]

Whoo! Go, me!

Corse Predominate!

Aahh!

[groans]

No!

Join the ranks of the
dark, twisted shadows!

Stop running and fight me, Strange.

- Your power against mine.
- I cannot fight you head-on.

A magic battle of such magnitude
would tear this world apart.

No. There is always another way.

By the traveling tempest
of Danaughey!

No! Stop him!

The Eye may be gone,
but I see what it sees.

I will find Strange soon enough.

[Dr. Banner] So this is where
Agamotto broke through to our reality?

Yes. The barriers
between our realm

and the dimensions of light
and dark are thinner here.

I believe I can reopen a portal,

and we can push him back through.

Let's get to work
on that equation, Doctor.

You know nothing of magic.

But you will learn
the meaning of power,

and the meaning of my wrath!

Did you really think
this place would help you?

By the calamitous chains
of Kah-noo-ski!

[grunting]

I have the power to destroy you,
and once I have the Eye,

the power to destroy everything.

[grunting]

Bruce... can't cast spells...
without my hands.

[grunting continues]

I think I can reach...
my wrench.

[straining]

Got it!

[both] Aah!

Score one for science.
[grunts]

By the Winds of Watoomb!

Is this the best you can do,
Doctor Strange?

No wonder the Eye calls
to Agamotto!

[grunts]

By the Bogs of Bardeaux!

[laughing]

As if you could keep
the Eye from me.

I have power of the dimensions
light and dark,

fueled by anger you can
never understand or defeat!

[yells]

[groans]

[grunts]
"Fueled by anger"?

Well, perhaps I've been
going about this all wrong.

By the Mists of Munnopor!

You have anything stronger than
mists or winds of Munn-whatever?

It's not science or magic
that wins this fight, Bruce.

It's willpower.
Come on. I have a plan.

You can't run from me.

By the Flames of the Faltine!

[grunts]

Infuriating gnat!

[grunts, groans]

[grunts]

[grunts]
[groaning]

For the last time, give me the Eye!

[grunts]
[groans]

[grunts]

You are mistaken, Agamotto.

- The Eye is no longer mine to give.
- What?

The Eye! Where is it?

I am so close to power incarnate.

You and your heroes can
never defeat me and my anger!

[chuckles]

I know someone angrier than you.

[grunts]

[growls]

[growls]

[growling]

Hulk magic smash!

[roaring]

[grunts, groans]

Doc, do your thing!

Hulk gonna teach old wizard new
magic tricks. [knuckles cracking]

You?
Well, it doesn't matter

whose body I take the Eye from.

[roars]

[roars]

[grunts]

[yells, growls]

[grunting]
[groans]

[grunting]

You will pay for that,
you cursed ogre!

[both grunt]

[groans]

[roars]
[grunts, groans]

Hulk use magic
to smash magic man!

[roars]
[grunts]

[grunting]

[yells]
[grunts]

[grunting]

[groans]

[grunts]

But how could one like him...

No blundering ogre will defeat me!

[yells]

[groaning]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunting]

Impossible.

Oh, it's possible.

[grunts]

[grunting]

[groans]

Hulk, the barriers
have weakened.

I am... Agamotto!

I am Hulk!

[groans]

[grunts weakly]

[grunts]

Oh, come on!
[growls]

Right hand
a little higher, Hulk.

- Point the index finger.
- Hm.

[groans]

Puny wizard doesn't have
the magic Eye.

Only Hulk has the magic!

[knuckles cr*ck]
[grunts]

[grunts, groans]

Hulk, now!
The doorway is ready!

Magic hands harder than it looks.

[grunts]

By the green fists of smash!

[yells]
[grunts]

[screaming]

[straining]

[grunting]

- Well, bye. [grunts]
- Nooo!

[distorted screaming]

Here you go, Doc.
Good as new.

[both chuckle]

Agamotto's portal to our
dimension sank to the bottom

of the ocean, so
he must be gone for good.

Well, hey, us not being evil shadow
creatures is proof of that, right?

So, who's gonna tell Hulk how
much the final damage total is?

Leave those to me.

The nation of Wakanda
will cover the Avengers' bills.

Besides, from what I heard,

those talking teddy bears
had it coming.

[laughing]

Who would've imagined
that Dr. Banner

and Doctor Strange
would make such a great team?

Hulk and Doctor Strange
make a good team too.

- Thanks for teaching me a little magic.
- All I did was demonstrate.

You were the one who learned
to respect magic.

Hmm. Well, now I'm gonna
teach you how to respect smash.

My hands aren't really good
for that sort of thing.

I wouldn't even
know how to... smash.

Just get angry
and do what comes next.

[both grunt]

[both] Smash!