01x09 - Bereft

[bunniefuu]

[GROANING]

[SPEAKING INTERNALLY IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[IN ENGLISH] Hello, Megan. I'm on Earth.

[THINKING] But how did I get to Earth?

Why am I wearing this costume?

And why does my head hurt so much?

[GRUNTS]

Is this a dream?

[GASPS]

[PANTING]

Wait, I've seen that symbol.

Are you Superman?

[YELLS]

[GASPS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[THINKING] Not a dream.

A nightmare.

[GROANING]

Those are Bialyan Republican Army uniforms.

But what are Bialyans doing in, uh...

...Bialya? Okay, better question:

What am I doing in Bialya?

In September? What happened to March?

Better radio Batman.

Maintain radio silence at all times.

Or not.

KID FLASH: Hey, beautiful, wake up.

[ARTEMIS GROANING]

[ARTEMIS GASPS]

Hey, it's okay. It's okay. I won't hurt you.

I'm one of the good guys.

You know, Kid Flash.

Seen Kid Flash on the news. He doesn't wear black.

Uh, a little unclear on that myself.

What about you? A Green Arrow fixation?

Who put me in this?

Wow, I am not touching that with a 10-foot, uh...

So, uh, do you know how to use that bow?

Yeah, my dad taught me.

Dad. He must have done this. Another of his stupid tests.

What kind of test?

He probably wants me to k*ll you.

[HIGH-PITCH WHISTLING]

[BOTH YELL]

[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

Sorry. They've got bigger arrows.

Thanks. Hey, I told you. Good guy.

Now, uh, not to pry, but, uh, what's your name?

Oh, and what's this about you k*lling me?

[THINKING] I'm actually on Earth.

I've wanted this for so long, even if it's not exactly like TV.

But why can't I remember how I got here?

Concentrate.

Remember.

[YELLS]

AQUALAD: Good idea. Go. Be careful.

MISS MARTIAN: Careful, Superboy, they're hot.

Not as hot as you, babe.

MISS MARTIAN: Thanks, Wally, that's, uh, sweet.

Mm. Not as sweet as you, sugar.

- Oh, grow up. Ow.

BATMAN [OVER RADIO]: Team, report to the mission room.

I'm on a team. I have friends.

And a Superboy who might be...

I need to find him. Them.

[THINKING] Hello? Um, team?

Maybe they're just out of my range.

[PANTING]

Sorry. Running on empty.

Don't think I've eaten in a while.

Been out here over 24 hours, or my cupboards wouldn't be bare.

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[ARTEMIS GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[THINKING] Superboy, where are you?

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING]

[SOLDIER YELLS]

Whose side is he on? Wanna stick around and find out?

[YELLING]

[BOTH GASP]

KID FLASH: Get down!

MISS MARTIAN: Don't worry, I'm almost there.

Did you just hear a girl talking in your head?

Girls are always on my mind. But they're not usually talking.

Well, J'onn, the costume looks familiar...

...but I'm not sure the new bod screams "Manhunter. "

You know my Uncle J'onn?

Hello, Megan, of course, you do.

You're Kid Flash. Wally.

And you're Artemis. Wait, wait, wait.

Martian Manhunter's your uncle?

Is that how you know my name? Your name is really Wally?

[GROANS]

It's okay. We're teammates, friends. I made you cookies.

You know her? No, I swear, beautiful.

Never seen her before in my life.

At least not that I... Ugh. You both lost your memories too.

Come on. I'll fill you in as we go. Robin and Superboy need our help.

Of course. Robin and Super... What now?

[GRUNTING AND YELLING]

[SOLDIERS GRUNT]

SOLDIER: You must control his mind.

Doesn't seem to be much mind in there left to control.

But be still.

[SIGHS]

Wish I could remember why I put a GPS marker here.

[GPS RADAR WHIRRING]

Huh. Guessing that's why.

[IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[ALL COUGHING]

[SOLDIERS GRUNTING AND YELLING]

KID FLASH: I'll hold that. Thanks.

KF. Man, it's good to see a familiar face.

Hey, Rob. Memory loss?

Six months.

Let's hog-tie these creeps and compare notes.

[SOLDIERS GROANING]

ROBIN: So we're a team?

The four of us and Superboy.

Then this must be his.

Yes. Did you see him? I think we did.

Feral boy? Some teammate. He att*cked us.

He didn't know who we are. I don't know who we are.

I remember Batman ordering radio silence.

Our team must work for him.

How do you know we don't work for my mentor?

Whoa, this is so cool.

We look ridiculous.

Quit touching yourself.

We need our memories back.

[THINKING] To help Superboy.

MISS MARTIAN: I've brought you into my mind...

...to share what I've remembered so far, but I need your help.

Together, our broken memories can form a whole...

...if you open your minds to mine.

You wanna paw through our private thoughts?

I have no wish to intrude, but...

You need to hack our minds to grok what happened to us. Go.

My brain's all yours. Try not to let its brilliance overwhelm you.

Or underwhelm you. Hey, why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?

Last six months only. And only what you need.

The Watchtower detected an immense power surge in the Bialyan desert.

Spectral analysis revealed elements non-terrestrial in origin.

Find out what happened at that site. What landed there.

Bialya is a rogue state ruled by Queen Bee...

...and not a member of the league's U.N. Charter.

All communications are subject to interception.

Maintain radio silence at all times.

You'll land in Qurac, on Bialya's border, two klicks from the hot zone.

ROBIN: All clear.

ARTEMIS: The Bialyans control the site.

AQUALAD: Set up here.

ROBIN: We'll be up and running in no time.

KID FLASH: Jackpot.

This site's lousy with Zeta-Beam radiation.

Detecting non-terrestrial trace elements from the tent.

I'll check it out in camouflage mode. AQUALAD: Good idea. Go.

Be careful. And maintain telepathic contact.

MISS MARTIAN: I will, Aqualad.

[GASPS]

ALL [IN UNISON]: Aqualad.

Where is he? What happened next?

I don't know. That's the last thing I... We remember.

Uh, we landed 24 hours ago.

If Kaldur's been wandering the desert that long, that's not good for a guy with gills.

Now that I know to look for him...

He's close, but he's not moving.

[WHIRRING]

[YELLING]

Raise to shock level four.

[MACHINE STOPS WHIRRING]

Fascinating.

[AQUALAD GROANS]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

I can't restore his memories in this condition.

He needs immediate rehydration. Call the Bio ship.

It's out of range, but you can get him there fast.

He's too heavy and I'm too low on fuel.

Right now, I couldn't even carry her.

[ARTEMIS SCOFFS]

Why not just levitate him back?

I can't. I have to find Superboy.

Six months ago, he didn't exist.

He has no memories, just animal impulse. I'm the only one who can help him.

Superboy's indestructible. Just ask those tanks.

It's Aqualad who needs your help. Like, now.

[YELLING]

No! Superboy's in pain.

ARTEMIS: M'gann, wait.

We still don't know what erased our memories!

It could happen again!

[MACHINE WHIRRING AND BUZZING]

[YELLING]

Well, someone's certainly a glutton for punishment.

Psimon says...

[THINKING] ... Forget.

[GROANING]

PSIMON: That's it. Forget like before.

[GRUNTS]

MISS MARTIAN [THINKING]: Before.

MISS MARTIAN: I'm in. AQUALAD: Good. But tread carefully.

Camouflage is not invisible.

MISS MARTIAN: They're testing something.

But it's alive. In pain.

Hello? Can you hear me?

PSIMON: I can.

And an open mind is a dangerous thing.

MISS MARTIAN: Someone's hacked our link. PSIMON: Psimon can't see you.

Psimon can't catch you.

But Psimon can make you all forget!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[YELLS]

MISS MARTIAN: No.

I won't let it happen again.

PSIMON: Not really your call, little girl.

[MISS MARTIAN SCREAMS]

[GPS RADAR BUZZES]

Quick, over there.

[GROANS]

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Shh, Kaldur, quiet now.

We can't risk a firefight with Aqualad KO'd like this.

Ugh. It's not just him. I'm way out of juice.

And I'm almost out of arrows.

I forgot how much I hate it when he does the ninja thing.

Hey, you never said why your dad would want you to... me?

I got confused by, uh, some old movie I saw the other night...

...about a ninja girl whose ninja dad ordered her to k*ll her ninja boyfriend...

...because he was from a rival ninja clan. So I'm your ninja boyfriend, huh?

Hey, amnesia, remember?

Completely forgot how truly annoying you are.

Oh, like you're the goddess of congeniality.

Yeesh. Get a room.

Dude, where were you?

Breaking radio silence.

[ROBIN LAUGHING ON RECORDING]

[DEVICES BEEPING]

[SOLDIERS COUGHING]

That's our cue. Move!

[GRUNTING]

PSIMON [THINKING]: You have potential...

...but you're too raw, too untrained.

And not at all in my league.

[SHRIEKS]

Uh, Mr. Psimon, are you all right?

[GRUMBLES]

[BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[WHIRRING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[SUPERBOY YELLING]

You're here.

[PSIMON LAUGHS]

PSIMON: You sound so relieved.

Is that mindless creature supposed to save your mind?

No, I save his.

AQUALAD: We are trying to help you.

MISS MARTIAN [THINKING]: I was just trying to be part of the team.

You did all right.

Get on board or get out of the way.

Hey, Superboy, come meet Miss M.

Hello, Megan.

[STUDENTS LAUGH]

SUPERMAN: We'll, uh, figure something out for you.

The league will, I mean.

Duty calls.

The Watchtower detected an immense power surge in the Bialyan desert.

[THINKING] Forget.

[ALL SCREAM]

[YELLING]

MISS MARTIAN: So sorry, should've paid more attention.

It was too much at once, too much.

Hello, Megan, that's so me. I...

Kick his butt.

By all means. Ha, ha.

Kick my psychic butt.

[MACHINE BEEPING]

Uh, thanks?

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[MISS MARTIAN GRUNTS]

[ALL SCREAM]

[SUPERBOY GRUNTS]

SUPERBOY: M'gann.

MISS MARTIAN: He's too strong.

You're strong, and I'm stubborn.

Together. Together.

Get out of my head!

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

[BEEPS]

Can I keep it?

MISS MARTIAN [THINKING]: Hey, everybody, I've got Superboy.

He's back to normal, and we're on our way.

[PANTING]

Who are you? And how did you get inside my head?

MISS MARTIAN [THINKING]: Hello, Megan. Aqualad's memories.

I knew I forgot something.

KID FLASH [THINKING]: Oh, man, me too.

I didn't get a souvenir from the mission.

MISS MARTIAN: Don't worry, got the souvenir thing covered.

The Martian girl escaped with both the Sphere and the Superboy.

QUEEN BEE: That hardly matters.

What matters is the successful test of our new partner's delivery system.

QUEEN BEE: More tech will come.

Tech that will put the Sphere...

...and perhaps even the Superboy, to shame.