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05x02 - Mystery, Incorporeal

Posted: 05/25/22 06:51
by bunniefuu
[ Dogs howling ]

[Gasps]

[ Grunts ]

Lucky girl! Hoyday and alas!

I don't usually bother tracking
pilfered school supplies,

but that plutonium belongs to the physics
department.

We can do this the easy way
or the hard way.

[sh**ting]

Hard way, methinks.

[ Laughs ]

Avaunt, ye squares and fuddy-duddies!

Punchinello has embarked upon a spree of crime!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Indistinct shouting ] Lucky girl!

[ Rattling ]

I got to admit, I was holding back.
But I hate getting lasered.

[ All gasp ]

All: Professor Aniceto!

Huh?! From the drama department?

Heh heh!

[ Straining ] Guys!

Guys! Guys! He's getting away!

Hello, Lucky girl.
- Did you miss us?

♪ Ben he's a kid, and he wants to have fun? ♪

♪ But when you need a superhero,
he gets the job done? ♪

♪ Ben , with a device that he wears on his arm? ♪

♪ He can change his shape
and save the world from harm ♪

♪ when trouble's taking place? ♪

♪ He gets right in its face, Ben ♪

♪ when lives are on the line
it's hero time, Ben ♪

[ Bell tolling ] [ Crows cawing ]

This way to grub. Kevin is buying
believe it or not.

So, what brings you east?

Your college is having an open house this weekend.

I figure I'm going to college eventually.

Why not go with you?

[ Sighs ]

And just when I was settling in to life
as normal, healthy, overachieving Gwendolyn Tennyson

I take it Lucky girl is part of this "normal"?

Rook!

Shh! That's my secret identity!

A secret identity? Is that legal?

This place is pretty creepy.

[ Insects chittering ]

Which makes it awesome!

I'm totally going here, Gwen.

I love you, Ben, but I really don't think
you'll fit in here.

And please... call me Gwendolyn.

Ugh, really Gwen......

......dolyn?

[ Barking, panting ]

Zed! Hey, girl!
[ Slurps]

Kevin Levin... man with a job.

Yes, thank you for this food.
- Not just food... miskatonic madness.

[ Bell dings] Best sandwich in town, man.

The human mind cannot comprehend
how good it is.

That's, uh, four?
[ Neck cracks ]

[ Barks twice ]

Five, thank you very much.

Hey! I was in line before you!

Yet, I posit that my greater social status
as the MVP at Saturday's game

in turn confers upon me a place ahead of you.

And the same goes for my entourage.

That's not fair!

By all means, let us reason together.

Whoa, even the jocks are smart.

Um... may I join this discussion?

[ Gulps ] Yeah.

We're pencil neck's entourage.

Ben Tennyson!

[ Students talking excitedly ]

Join my band!
Here's my phone!

Thanks, Gwendolyn
- no problem.

Dante, right?

[ Talking continues]
Can you turn into something?

Ben Tennyson, are you gonna go here?

What do you think, Friedkin university?

Should I go here?

[ Students cheering ]

Hey! Ben 's cousin goes here, too!

Can't get no respect, baby.

You're sweet.
Uh, but I have to get ready for art history.

You know... classes?
That thing college is about?

[ Sniffing ]

[ Snarling ]

[ Laughter ]

I believe we should be moving on.

They keep wanting to touch my face.

[ Students gasp ]

Come on, guys. Don't worry.
He'll let you touch his face.

Kevin: Tennyson, look out!

[ Roars ]

Oh!

[ Roars ]

That's one of Charmcaster's rock monsters.

He even looks like the Friedkin university mascot!

[ Students cheering ]

Yeah!

Right, right, right!

Ooh! Gaah!

Not right. Wrong alien!

[ Footsteps thudding ]

Aha! Fix! Fix, fix, fix

[ power tool buzzing ]

[ Growls ]

[ Growls ]

Fire on!
[ Horn plays "LA cucaracha" ]

On, on, on!

On, on, on!

[ Beep ]

[Powering down]

Ben!

I'm okay

[ beep ] Okay... ish.

[ Growling ]

Come on, Rook!
[ Grunts ]

Charmcaster's back.
- You think?

This "Chartmaster"... is he dangerous?

You've never heard of her?

The ruler of Legerdomain?

The most evil sorcerer in two dimensions

ah. A wielder of magic.

The plumber academy's files on magic
keep mysteriously disappearing.

[Indistict talking]

What are you guys doing here?

Yeah, this is Xagliv's class.

Xagliv?

The art-history Professor of death.

Oh, yeah?

And what is she hiding... back here?!

All: Yaaah!
Waaaaaah!

[ Deep voice ] Gwendolyn Tennyson,
take your seat.

[ Sniffing ]

Looks like we got a mystery on our hands.
[ Barks questioningly ]

[ Barks questioningly ]

Next slide. [ Click ]
Now, behold, students...

This swarm of lively shapes like like strong,
living tentacles

separate Rococo architecture
from the rigid ornateness

that was in vogue for much
of the of the th century.

Many find the...

The only mystery here is how
anyone stays awake.

[ Laughs ] Dude. Aahh!

[ Kevin and Ben snoring ]

And what was that earlier style called?

Baroque?
- Nah. I just got paid.

[ Both laugh ]

Gwendolyn Tennyson!
You'll pay for that insolence.

Leave this lecture and take
your disruptive friends with you!

But I...
[ Sighs ]

Out!

Now, class, moving on to Antiquity,
I have procured the following artifact

of the Byzantine on on loan
from a private donor.

That's....

Why are you still here?!

Miss Tennyson, you seemed
to recognize that artifact.

I could be wrong, but I think
that it's one of the charms of Bezel.

I thought those were destroyed
when we were kids.

Yeah, me too.

Gwendolyn!

Did you see that magical talisman?

I happen to know it was inscribed
with the mystic rune for distance

telekinesis, I mean... I guess.
Uh, what do I know?

[ Bell tolling ]

Am I the only one who thinks
something's up with Xagliv?

That rock monster did disappear
after it went into the lecture hall.

Yeah... a Charmcaster rock monster.

A monster?! Whoa!

Hmm, she' d chase me out just before
she brought out the magic stuff.

That would seem to indicate that Professor Xagliv
may know who you really are.

A-a nerd. She knows I'm a nerd.

And the Omnitrix has only dialed in Ghostfreak
since the rock monster bit it.

You think that's related?

[Growling]

It doesn't look related

well, now it's working okay.

I guess.

[ Snarls ]

Here we go again.

[ Grunts ]

[ Growls ]

Look, everybody!

[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Loud thudding, growling ]

[ Grunts ]
[ Growls ]

Thank you... Lucky girl!

[ Students cheering ]

Lucky girl?!

[ Whoosh ]

There she is!

[ Students cheering ]

[Growls ]

Whoa! Unh!

[ All panting ]

[ Omnitrix powering down ]

That was incredible! You gotta pledge
Beta Gamma Kappa!

That's very flattering, but I've got my hands
full protecting the student body.

I'm in!

Beta Gamma Kappa!
BGK!

Beta Gamma Kappa!
BGK!

It's all right, I'm Lucky girl.

I'm not about cheap adulation.

You turned down frat parties for me?

Thanks, baby.

Lucky girl! You got to help!
I can't find Gwen!

[ Barks questioningly ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Flashlight clicks ]

Think you're smart, don't you, Xagliv?
If that's your real name!

Yeah, what do you take us for, huh?

Xagliv, spelled backwards is... Vilgax!

What are you and and Charmcaster
up to, squid face?

[ Gasps ] Aah!

[ Growls ]

Aaah!
- Aha!

Aaaah! My Alopecia! Give me that!


Professor Xagliv was a... smoked fish?

"Red herring." I am so sorry.

[ Scoffs ] Yes, I'm sure you are.

You're also not passing this class.

But...

You have a charm of Bezel.

Yeah, it
[ Laughing evilly ]

Oh, man.

[ Laughs ]

[ All groan ]

Dante Drusher, consider yourself
flunked, as well.

Aaah!

You were right,

it does say "telekinesis."

[ Grunts ]

Lovely Gwen, your mana is too sweet.

You! Aaaah!

Hey! Let go of my girl!

All: Unh!

And "Lucky girl," Gwen?
Really?

Call me Gwendolyn!
[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Wolf-whistles ]

[ Lows ]

Aaaaaaah!

Dunh! Unh!
[ Groans ]

Here she is. Was that so difficult?

Contego!

[ Pounding on door ]

All: Hail, dark Lord and Master.

Hail, dark Lord and...

[ Deep voice ] Now, let's get my good looks back.

Darkstar!!
- Lovely Gwen.

I'll miss you. But everything worth doing
equires some kind of sacrifice.

Charmcaster's gone insane.

She got all jealous and locked
me out of Legerdomain.

Can you believe it?!

She kicked you out of her magic
world for being a creepy creeper?

No, I just can't belive it.

[ Sighs ] Well, she did.

And there was nothing as sweet as the mana
that flowed through Legerdomain.

So I'm going to bring the energy of
that mystic realm here... through you.

I can't do that.

You mean you can't do that... and live.

[ All grunting ]

[ Kevin grunts loudly ]

[ Groaning ]

She has so much life force, Master.
Why didn't you take it all?

All mana comes from Legerdomain.

To open a portal, the mana must be
returned in its original packaging.

You, on the other hand...
- Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Uhhhhhhhh...

Margie's so lucky.

[ Growls ]

Once, that would've sustained the
change back to Michael Morningstar.

Not anymore.

[ Grunting ]

[ All grunting ]

Stand back!

[Coughing ]

Keep them away!

[ Rock monsters growling ]

Ghostfreaks again?! Nuh-unh!

I don't need to transform to fight!

Whoa!

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Growls ]

[ Growls ]

[ Snarls ]

[ Growls ]

I've done it!

[ Students gasp ]

[ Rumbling ]

Michael Morningstar is back!
And I'm more beautiful than ever!

[ Indistinct shouting ]
- Aaaah!

[ Laughs evilly ]

This town is crawling with food!

Enough to sustain me forever!

And nothing on Earth can stop me!

Yeah, because I'm such a pushover.

[ Beep ]

Oh, come on! All right,
Omnitrix, you win.

You want Ghostfreak? You got it.

[ Beep ]

Well, so far, so good.

Aah! Aaaaaaah! Stop! No! No!

I promise I'll be quick.

I still feel like me. Maybe I don't have to be
scared to use him anymore.

Ben! I was hoping to see you.

[ Shrieks ]

[ Groans ]

What the ...

Mana is life energy, Mike. I'm a ghost,
so I don't have any to absorb.

But you know what they say.....
Possession is / of the law.

Yee-ha! Ben Tennyson is awesome!

Stop hitting yourself.
Why are you hitting yourself?!

Loo-Dee-Doo, I'm dancing 'cause I'm Mike
Morningstar, the the big old dork.

[ Rumbling ]

[ All grunting ]

[ Gasps ]

Grab her!

Guys, it's me!

[ Both gasp ] Here you go, cuz.

[Groans weakly ]

Got you, baby.

Whew!

Kind of puts my art-history grade
in perspective, huh?

You are quite ugly.

[ Sobs ]

[ Bell tolling ]

Make sure you keep this symbol
in place, officer.

Is Ben still around?

I'd feel more comfortable hearing it from him.

He's been called to the dean's office.

[ Siren wails ]

[ Engine turns over ]

This is awesome!

It is a shame the charm of telekinesis
was never recovered.

[ Insects chittering ]

Charmcaster! Sweetie, you're...
Not still angry with me?

Aaaah!
[ Screaming ]

[ Demonic growling ]

[ Yawns ]

[ Barks ]

[ Students cheering ]

Hey, check it out.
They gave me an honorary degree!

What?!

Figures.

Well done.
- Guess I won't be going here after all...

'Cause I don't have to.

You know this is k*lling me, Ben.

That's "Dr. Tennyson."

"Doctor"?! Ohh, come on!

[ Sighs ]

This doesn't bode well.

No. It does not.