06x06 - Blukic and Driba Go to Area 51
Posted: 05/26/22 09:36
Thunderpig: Thunder... Thunder... Thunderpig!
Thunder... Thunder... Thunderpig! Ben: I know who you are.
Ben: I know who you are. You don't have to reintroduce
Ben: I know who you are. You don't have to reintroduce yourself every -
you don't have to reintroduce yourself every - thunderpig: My name is
up every - thunderpig: My name is thunderpig.
Thunderpig: My name is thunderpig. You ate my father with cheese
thunderpig. You ate my father with cheese and mustard, open-faced in a
you ate my dad with cheese and mustard, open-faced on a whole wheat baguette!
And mustard, open-faced on a whole-wheat baguette! Prepare to die!
Whole wheat baguette! Prepare to die! Ben: Dude, I already captured
prepare to die! Ben: Dude, I already captured it once today.
Ben: Dude, I already captured it once today.
Driba: Ben, there's something we need... Blukic: Uh, never mind.
We need... Blukic: Uh, never mind. You seem busy.
Blukic: Uh, never mind. You seem busy. let's go back in better
you seem busy. We'll come back at a better time.
We'll come back at a better time. Driba: No, not us.
Time. Driba: No, not us. This is too important to wait.
Driba: No, not us. This is too important to wait. We have to say good now.
This is too important to wait. We have to say good now. Diamondhead: Just tell me
we have to say well now. Diamondhead: Just tell me now.
Diamondhead: Just tell me now. Driba: Sensors caught a
already. Driba: Sensors got a strange and confusing readout.
Driba: Sensors got a strange and confusing readout. Something is coming in plumber hq.
Strange and confusing reading. Something is coming in plumber hq. And he's going to this a lot
something is coming in plumber hq. And he's going to this very spot.
And he's going to this very spot. Blukic: No, it's not.
Location. Blukic: No, it's not.
Blukic: No, it's not. Thunderpig:
Thunderpig: Blukic: Oh...
Thunderpig: Blukic: Ah... Yes, it is.
Blukic: Oh... Yes, it is. Diamondhead: Thanks, man.
Yes. Diamondhead: Thanks, man. where is the galvanian
Diamondhead: Thanks, man. Where is the galvanian skeuomorphism?
Where is the galvanian skeuomorphism?
Scheumorphism?
♪ ♪ Ben he's a boy, and he wants to have fun ♪
♪ he's a boy, and he wants to have fun ♪ ♪ but when you need one
have fun ♪ ♪ but when you need a superhero, he gets the job
♪ but when you need a superhero, he gets the job done ♪
Superhero, he gets the job done ♪ ♪ ben
♪ ♪ made ben ♪ with a device he uses
♪ ♪ ben with a device he wears on his arm ♪
♪ with a device he wears on his arm ♪ ♪ he can change his shape and
in his arm ♪ ♪ he can change his shape and save the world from evil ♪
♪ he can change his shape and save the world from evil ♪ ♪ when taking trouble
save the world from evil ♪ ♪ when trouble takes place ♪
♪ when it's hard to take a seat ♪ ♪ it looks right in your face
♪ ♪ put it right in his face ♪ ben
♪ it looks right in your face ♪ ♪ ben when lives are in
♪ ♪ ben when lives are on the line ♪
♪ when lives are on the line ♪ ♪ it's hero time
♪ ♪ line it's hero time ♪ ben
Galvanian Skeumorphism, Now! Diamondhead: Just because you
now! Diamondhead: Just because you took the pig out doesn't mean
Diamondhead: Just because you took the pig out doesn't mean you start waving your
took out the pig doesn't mean you get to go waving your blasters around.
Both: Luhley?! Ben: Do you know her?
Ben: Do you know her? Blukic: Good to see you,
Ben: Do you know her? Blukic: Good to see you luhley.
Blukic: Good to see you luhley. Driba: I think it's great to
luhley. Driba: I think it's great to see her.
Driba: I think it's great to see her. Blukic: III I think it's still
candle. Blukic: III think it's even bigger to see her.
Blukic: III think it's even bigger to see her. Driba: Well, i I think it's the
bigger to see it. Driba: Well, i think it's the greatest to see her.
Driba: Well, i think it's the greatest to see her. Blukic: Dang.
Bigger to see it. Blukic: Dang. Defeated by the superlative.
Blukic: Dang. Defeated by the superlative. We do not have much time.
Defeated by the superlative. We do not have much time. Now think.
We do not have much time. Now think. What did you two do with the
now think. What did you two do with skeuomorphism working only on
what did you two do
ram with skeuomorphism working only in existence?
Just skeuomorphism at work in existence? Blukic: Oh. This old thing.
Existence? Blukic: Oh. This old thing. Driba: We... left it in the
Blukic: Oh. This old thing. Driba: We... left it in the glove compartment.
Driba: We... left it in the glove compartment. Blukic: From our flying saucer.
Blukic: From our flying saucer. Driba: Years ago, back to
Driba: Years ago, back in the .
Area . Ben: Hey, hey, hey.
Ben: Hey, hey, hey. slow down. Were you in the area with
slow down. Were you in the area with the aliens?
Were you in the area with the aliens? Blukic: Not exactly.
The aliens? Blukic: Not exactly. Driba: We were in the area.
Blukic: Not exactly. Driba: We were in the area. Blukic: But we are the
Driba: We were in the area. Blukic: But we are the aliens.
Blukic: But we are the aliens. That was my [/ i] flying saucer!
aliens. That was my [/ i] flying saucer! We can't waste any more time
That was my [/ i] flying saucer! We can't waste any more time talking about it.
We can't waste any more time talking about it. We need to go find the
talking about that. We need to go find skeuomorphism before it's too late.
Can't this thing go any faster? Max: How nice to meet you,
Faster? Max: How nice to meet you, too, luhley.
Max: How nice to meet you, too, luhley. oh sorry,
Also, luhley. Oh, apologies, Magister Tennyson.
Oh, apologies, Magister Tennyson. Thanks for the ride but we
Magister Tennyson. Thanks for the ride, but we have to get to the area.
Thanks for the ride, but we have to get to the area. Both: Before it's too late?
You must reach the area. Both: Before it's too late? Ben: Will anyone say
Both: Before it's too late? Ben: Will anyone tell me why we have to come to
Ben: Will anyone tell me why we have to get to the area?
Me why do we have to get to the area ? Blukic: Well, it all started
Area ? Blukic: Well, it all started a long time ago.
Blukic: Wow. Sorry. Driba: Ow. Sorry. Blukic!
Driba: Ow. Sorry. Blukic! You've gone too far back!
Blukic! You've gone too far back! Blukic: This is necessary
you've gone too far back! Blukic: This is a necessary backstory because it is
Blukic: This is necessary back story into account this is where we met...
Back story on account of this is where we met... Both: Luhley.
When we first met... Both: Luhley. Driba: Look luhley as mature
Both: Luhley. Driba: Look how mature luhley is.
Driba: Look how mature luhley is. Blukic: She already has her
It's. Blukic: She already has her wisdom feet.
Blukic: She already has her wisdom feet.
Wisdom feet. Blukic: We were all plumbers
Blukic: We were all plumber cadets together.
Blukic: We were all plumber cadets together. Driba: Sure, and blukic
cadets together. Driba: Of course, blukic and I were only interested in luhley
Driba: Of course, blukic and I were only interested in luhley as a friend.
I were only interested in luhley as a friend.
Like a friend. Hand-to-hand combat drill.
Hand-to-hand combat drill. At my signal.
Hand-to-hand combat drill. At my signal.
At my signal. Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah! Blukic: I think it shifted
Hyah! Blukic: I think I dislocated the uvula.
Blukic: I think I dislocated the uvula. Driba: In those days, the
my uvula. Driba: In those days, the land was without legal personality, so
Driba: In those days, the land was without legal personality, therefore, they could not directly interfere in the
Earth was unincorporated, therefore, could not directly interfere in its Earth affairs.
It could not interfere directly in their earthly affairs. Blukic: But the planet was
their earthly affairs. Blukic: But your planet was in grave danger.
Blukic: But your planet was in grave danger. So our top cadet was chosen to
in grave danger. So our top cadet was chosen to run a stealth mission...
So our top cadet was chosen to perform a stealth mission... Driba: ... Before it was too
perform a stealth mission... Driba: ...before it was too late.
Driba: ... Before it was too late. Oh let me tell you.
Late. Oh let me tell you. I was entrusted with a
oh let me
and tell you. I was entrusted with an experimental prototype vehicle
I was entrusted with an experimental vehicle prototype and Azmuth first thinker
experimental prototype vehicle and first thinker Azmuth invented a one-of-a-kind piece
and first thinker Azmuth invented a one-of-a-kind piece of galvan technology specifically for
invented a one-of-a-kind piece of galvan technology specifically for this vital task.
Galvan technology specifically for this vital task. Ben: The skeuomorphism.
This vital task. Ben: The skeuomorphism. Technical support.
Ben: The skeuomorphism. Technical support. Class cadets and blukic
Technical support. Blukic and dribble class cadets.
Blukic and dribble class cadets. Both: Yes, cadet first class
dribbles Both: Yes, cadet first class luhley.
Both: Yes, cadet first class luhley. Put this for my ship.
Luhley. Put this for my ship. Don't touch anything.
Put this for my ship. Don't touch anything. Don't even look at anything.
Don't touch anything. Don't even look at anything. Please folks.
Don't even look at anything. Please folks. This one is huge for me.
Please folks. This one is huge for me. Don't move.
This one is huge for me. Don't move. Blukic: We wouldn't dream of
don't move. Blukic: We wouldn't dream of it.
Blukic: We wouldn't dream of it. Driba: You can count on us,
this. Driba: You can count on us, luhley.
Driba: You can count on us, luhley. Um, you know, blukic cadet, we
luhley. Um, you know, blukic cadet, we're tech support.
Um, you know, blukic cadet, we're tech support. We could prepare luhley's ship for
are technical support. We could prepare luhley's ship for his mission.
We could prepare luhley's ship for his mission. Blukic: Well thought out,
your mission. Blukic: Well thought out, cadet dribbles.
Blukic: Well thought out, cadet dribbles. Which is sure to impress her.
Driba Cadet. Which is sure to impress her. Driba: I'll just punch your
that is sure to impress her. Driba: I'll just punch in your flight coordinates.
Driba: I'll just punch in your flight coordinates. But don't touch anything else.
Coordinate the flight. But don't touch anything else. Blukic: Okay.
But don't touch anything else. Blukic: Okay. I'll just adjust your backseat
Blukic: Okay. I'll just adjust your chair back to its full, upright, and latched
I'm just going to adjust your chair back to its upright position and the full, locked position.
For its upright position and the full, locked position. But nothing else.
Position. But nothing else. Driba: I will adjust the
but nothing else. Driba: I'll adjust the mirrors for her.
Driba: I'll adjust the mirrors for her. Blukic: And I'll warm up the
mirrors for her. Blukic: And I'll warm up the engines.
Blukic: And I'll warm up the engines. And then I'll push this right
engines. And then I'm going to push this one.
And then I'm going to push this one. Driba: Ju-ju-- no!
On here. Driba: Ju-ju-- no! I'm going to push this one.
Driba: Ju-ju-- no! I'm going to push this one. Blukic: No, I'll push this one
I'm going to push this one. Blukic: No, I'll push this one!
Blukic: No, I'll push this one!
Right here! Driba: No, it's my turn.
Driba: No, it's my turn. Blukic: No, it's not.
Driba: No, it's my turn. Blukic: No, it's not. Driba: Yes, it is.
Blukic: No, it's not. Driba: Yes, it is. Blukic: No.
Driba: Yes, it is. Blukic: No. Driba: Yeah.
Blukic: No. Driba: Yeah.
Driba: Yeah.
Blukic: Luhley is going to be so mad at you.
Blukic: Luhley is going to be so mad at you. Driba: Me?!
Driba: Huh.
Huh. So, that's the earth.
Huh. So, that's the earth. Blukic: I wonder if
therefore, that is the earth. Blukic: I wonder if earthlings are nice.
Blukic: I wonder if earthlings are nice. Max: This is a zero on a
earthlings are friendly. Max: This is a zero on an intercept course with the
Max: This is a zero on an intercept course with the unidentified flying object that
intercept course with the unidentified flying object that has just entered land from
Unidentified flying object that has just entered the Earth's atmosphere.
It has just entered the Earth's atmosphere. On.
Atmosphere. On. Understood, Tennyson.
On. Understood, Tennyson. Until further notice, the target
Copy that, Tennyson. Until further notice, the target is considered hostile.
Until further notice, the target is considered hostile.
Repeat, hostile.
It is considered hostile. Repeat, hostile.
Repeat, hostile.
Max: A zero doing visuals
Max: A zero making eye contact.
Max: A zero making eye contact. The unidentified flying object
contact. The unidentified flying object is... A weather balloon?
The unidentified flying object is... A weather balloon? You have your orders,
is... A weather balloon? You have your orders, Tennyson.
You have your orders, Tennyson. Take it down.
Both: We are... alive. Driba: Um... Do we come in peace?
Watch out, men. These alien life forms may be small, but they are undoubtedly
these alien life forms may be small, but they are undoubtedly more dangerous than they seem.
Small, but they are undoubtedly more dangerous than they look. For the good of all mankind,
more dangerous than it looks. For the sake of all mankind, they'll likely have to be
for the sake of all mankind, they will likely have to be terminated.
Benevelon: People of Earth, prepare for peace, for I am benevelon!
Prepare for peace, for I am benevelon! Come on, blrrt.
Benevelon! Come on, blrrt. Let's bring peace to blessed
come, blrrt. Let's bring blessed peace to this planet.
Start talking, space aliens. Tell me everything you know. Driba: Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Beeps I refuse to tell you anything.
I refuse to tell you anything. You can bribe me, you can
I refuse to tell you anything. You can bribe me, you can thr*aten me, you can even call
You can bribe me, you can thr*aten me, you can even call me names, but I won't, no I
thr*aten me, you can even call me names, but I won't, no I can't say anything, and
names me, but I don't, no, I can't tell you anything, and this is final.
I can't say anything, and this is final. Blukic: Don't mind him.
This is final. Blukic: Don't mind him. He had a rough day.
Blukic: Don't mind him. He had a rough day. Driba: Called
he had a rough day. Driba: You turned on the universal translator, blukic!
Driba: You turned on the universal translator, blukic! Blukic: Now he knows my name.
Universal Translator, blukic! Blukic: Now he knows my name. You went and told him
Blukic: Now he knows my name. You went and told him something.
You went and told him something. Driba: That doesn't count.
Something. Driba: That doesn't count. Blukic: Oh?
Driba: That doesn't count. Blukic: Oh? Then his name is driba.
Blukic: Oh? Then his name is driba. Dribble:
Then his name is driba. Driba: Blukic: You said you didn't
Driba: Blukic: You said you didn't count.
Blukic: You said you didn't count. Driba: It counts when it's mine
score. Dribble:. It counts when it's myname
Driba: It counts when it's my [/ i] name [/ i] Blukic: No, it doesn't [/ i]
. Name [/ i] Blukic:. No, it doesn't [/ i] Driba: Yes, it does [/ i]
Blukic: No, he doesn't. Driba:. Yes, he does Max: With all due respect,
dribbles: Yeah, he does Max: With all due respect, great Rozum, aliens don't have
max: With all due respect, great Rozum, the aliens did notdo anything wrong.
Greater Rozum, the aliens have not [/ i] [i] done anything wrong. [/ i ] [ i ] You are already on thin ice, [/ i]
[i] done nothing wrong. You're already on thin ice, Tennyson. [/ i]
[i] You're already on thin ice, Tennyson. [/ i] [i] Not only do you disobey a [/ i]
[i] Tennyson. Not only do you disobey a direct order to slaughter that
not only did you disobey a direct order to sh**t down that UFO, but I'm still dealing
direct order to sh**t down that UFO, but I'm still dealing with that incident last week
UFO but I'm still dealing with that incident last week when you crashed two jets. [/ i]
[i] With that incident last week [/ i ] [ i ] when you dropped two jets [ / i ] [ i ] Max:? Last week
When you dropped two jets. [/ i] [i ] Max:? Last week Major, I completed this mi
are
max: Last week Major, I completed this mission and saved the day?.
Major, I completed this mission and saved the day. [/ i] [i ] Two jets! [/ i]
[i] And saved the day. [/ i] [i ] Two jets! That means you flew on a jet,
two jets! That means you flew in a jet, lost, ejected, parachute to
it means you flew in a jet, lost, ejected, parachute to safety, returned to the
lost, ejected, parachuted to safety, returned to airfield, climbed into another
security, went back to the airfield, got on another jet, and then missed it, too. [/ i]
[i] Airfield, climbed into another [/ i][i] jet, and then lost it, too. [/ i] [i] In a day. [/ i]
[i] Jet, and then lost it, too. [/ i] [i] In a day. [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] In one day. [/ i] [i] [/ i] [i] thank you for coming, professor. [/ i]
[i] Thank you for coming, professor. [/ i] [i] I want you personally to take [/ i]
[i] thank you for coming, professor. [/ i] [i] I want you personally to take [/ i] [i] the lead in the alien [/ i]
[i] I want you personally to take [/ i] [i] the lead in the alien [/ i] [i] investigation and dissection. [/ i]
[i] The lead in the alien. [/ i ] [ i ] investigation and dissection [ / i ] [ i ] Max:? Dissection
. Investigation and dissection [/ i] [i ] Max:? Dissection [/ i] [i ] If they won't tell us what [/ i]
[i] max:? Dissection If they won't tell us what wants to know, we'll open them up
if they won't tell us what wants to know, we'll open them and find the answers ourselves. [/ i]
[i] You know what, let's open them up. and find the answers in Driba: We are doomed.
And find the answers ourselves. Driba:! We are doomedDoomed
Driba: We're doomed Doomed We're gonna end up stuck in .!
doomed! We're gonna end up stuck in Earth forever, be in trouble
we'll end up stuck in Earth forever, be in trouble back home, and worst of all,
Land forever, be in trouble back home, and worst of all, luhley will never speak to
back home, and worst of all, luhley is never going to speak to any of us again. [/ i]
[i]Luhley will never speak to any of us again. Blukic:. [/ i]
[i] Any of us again. Blukic:. Well, on the bright side, if
blukic: Well, on the bright side, if we are trapped in the earth
well, on the bright side, if we're trapped in the earth forever, we can't get in trouble
we are trapped in the earth forever, we can't get in trouble back home. [/ i]
[i] Forever we can't stay in trouble. [/ i ] [ i ] back home [/ i] [ i ] Driba:. Blukic, you're eating
back home [/ i] [i ] Driba:.?! Blukic, you're eating there
Driba:?!?! Blukic, you're eating there How could you eat this t*nk
Na there?! [/ i] [i] How could you eat this t*nk?! [/ i] [i] And at a time like this! [/ i]
[i] How could you eat this t*nk?! [/ i] [i] And at a time like this! [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] And at a time like this blukic:
Blukic: The locks here are very
blukic: The locks here are very primitive - simple enough for
the locks here are very [/ i] [i] primitive -. simple enough to override
Primitive - simple enough to override Driba:. So why don't you
. override Driba: Then why don't you open our cells before now?!
Driba: Then why don't you open our cells before now Blukic:?!. I was hungry
The aliens escaped. [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] Driba: Hmm. I'm starting to suspect that this is not an escape pod .
I'm starting to suspect that [/ i] [i] this is not an escape pod. [/ i] [i] Stand back, earthling! [/ i]
[i] This is not an escape pod. [/ i ] [ i
] Stand back, Earthling! [/ i] [i] Take a step closer, and I will [/ i]
[i] stay behind, earthling! Take a step closer, and I have no choice but to unleash a
Take a step closer, and I will have no choice but to unleash a terrible revenge on thee
have no choice but to unleash a [/ i] [i] terrible revenge on you [/ i] [i] with my alien supernatural powers! [/ i]
[i] terrible revenge on you [/ i] [i] with my alien supernatural powers! [/ i] [i] Ooooh! [/ i]
[i] With my supernatural alien powersOooohBlukic:! When you arrived
ooooh Blukic:? When you got alien supernatural powers, dribble
Blukic:? When you got [/ i] [i] alien supernatural powers, dribble [/ i] [i] I want some [/ i].
? [i] Unearthly alien powers, dribble. I want some. Max: Easy, fellows.
I want some. [/ i ] [ i ] Max: Easy, mates. [/ i] [ i ] I was the pilot who found you. [/ i]
[i] max: Easy, mates I was the pilot who found you first ..
I was the pilot who found you in the first place. [/ i] [i] I disobeyed orders and did not [/ i]
[i] first. [/ i] [i] I disobeyed orders and not [/ i] [i] sh**t you down. [/ i]
[i] I disobeyed orders and they did not [/ i] [i] take you down [/ i] [i ] Driba:. I don't know if we can
sh**t you down. Driba: I don't know if we can trust him, blukic.
Driba:. I don't know if we can trust him, blukic After all, he disobeyed
trust him, blukic. [/ i] [i] After all, he disobeyed [/ i] [i] orders. [/ i]
[i] [/ i]
[i] Max:? [/ i] [i] You boys want to tell me what [/ i] [i] you are doing here on earth [/ i]
[i] You boys want to tell me what [/ i] [i] what are you doing here on earth [/ i] [i ] Driba:? Like the best minds in
? what are you doing here on earth [/ i ] [ i ] Driba: As the best minds on [/ i] [i] our planet, we were chosen for [/ i]
[i] dribbles:. As the best minds on our planet, we were chosen to make first contact
Our planet, we were chosen to make first contact. Blukic:. Hello. [/ i]
[i] Make first contact Blukic: Hi. Well, that's done ..
Blukic: Hi. Well that's done Let's go home now ..
Well that's done. Let's go home now.
[i] let's go home now. Driba:. Not before dropping out the super-secret special device
driba: Not before we drop out the super-secret special device we invented to stop another way
the super-secret special device we invented to stop another way unstoppable threat to your
we invented to stop another way [/ i] unstoppable threat to your [/ i] planet. [/ i]
unstoppable threat to your planet Max:? What threatens
. Planet Max:? What a threat Blukic: Hmm. [/ i]
Max:? What a threat Blukic: Hmm. [/ i] Probably the one over there [/ i].
Blukic: Mm. Probably the one over there.
. probably the one over there [/ i] [ i ] Benevelon: Peoples of land, [/ i] your passport to paradise [/ i]
benevelon: Peoples of earth, [/ i] [i] your passport to paradise [/ i] [i] peace and prosperity awaits [/ i]!
[i] Your passport to paradise [/ i] [i] peace and prosperity awaits! Look upon your savior,
peace and prosperity awaits! [/ i] [i] Look upon your savior, [/ i] [i] benevelon! [/ i]
[i] Look upon your savior, [/ i] [i] benevelon! Yeah you're right to be
benevelon! Yes, you're right to be impressed, because I come in peace,
yes you are sure to be [/ i] [i] impressed, because I come in peace, [/ i] [i] and I bring peace to your [/ i]
[i]impressed because I come in peace, and I bring peace to your planet. [/ i]
[i] And I bring peace to your [/ i] [i] planet. [/ i] [i] Blrrt, administer the peace. [/ i]
[i] Max: We need to do something Driba:? What
means "we" [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] Driba:? What does "we" mean
benevelon: your world goes
Benevelon: Your world will soon be free of your chaos
benevelon:. Your world will soon be free from the chaos your species has sewn
Soon to be free from chaos your [/ i] [i] species has sewn. [/ i] [i] No need to thank me. [/ i]
! [i]BlrrtReply with mortal peaceMax:. We have to try and get this
respond with mortal peace. [/ i ] [ i ] Max: We have to try and get this thing.
[i] Max: Gotta try to get this thing away from the base I can't see .!
Thing away from the base. I can't see. Blukic:! Trust me, you are
I can't see Blukic:. Trust me, you're better not to know
Blukic:. Trust me, you're [/ i] [i] better not know [/ i] [i ] Max: Hang on [/ i]!
[i] better not to know. [/ i] [i ] Max:! Hang on
Max: Hang on !
Benevelon:. Unfortunately, it seems that you are not ready for peace on Earth
are not ready for peace on [/ i] [i] land. [/ i] [i] But I will come back one day and [/ i]
[i] land. But I will come back one day and bring joy to this world if
but I will come back one day and bring joy to this world, whether you like it or not. [/ i]
[i] Bring joy to this world, whether you like it or not. Max: Well you're free now.
Like it or not [/ i] [i ] Max:. Well you're free now As free as a couple of space .
max: Well you're free now As free as a pair of space aliens can be stranded anyway .
as free as a pair of space aliens can be, anyway, stranded on earth for who knows how long. [/ i]
[i]Aliens can be, anyway, stranded on earth for who knows how long. If there's anything I can do...
. On earth for who knows how long? If there's anything I can do... Do you have any job openings
If there's anything I can do... Blukic: Do you have any job openings?Ben:? What story is really
blukic: Do you have any job openingsBen:?. This story is really [/ i] [i] hard to believe [/ i]
[i] Ben:. This story is really hard to believe But somehow it makes it complete and
hard to believe. But somehow it makes complete and total sense. [/ i]
[i] But somehow it makes complete and [/ i] [i] the total sense. [/ i] [i ] Driba:? He does
. Total sense [/ i] [i ] Driba:?. He does Uh, I mean of course he does
Driba: He does Uh, I mean of course he does Is it all true ?..
Uh, I mean of course he does It's all true Blukic:... Mostly true
It's all true. Blukic: Mostly true. Max:. I can guarantee that
Blukic: Mostly true. [/ i] [ i ] Max:
[i] max: I can guarantee that [/ i] [i] Ben:? What does this have to do with anything
Ben:? What does that have to do with anything Why is luhley here now
With something? Why is luhley here now? [/ i ] [ i ] Because of blrrt. [/ i]
[i] Why is luhley here now Because of blrrt Both:?. big uproar Big
cause of blrrt. Both: big uproar.
[i] Both:. big uproar Big [/ i ] [ i ] horror robot [ / i ] [ i ] Your grandfather managed to bury [/ i]
[i] horror robot. Your grandfather managed to bury but it was not destroyed. [/ i]
[i] Your grandfather managed to bury but it was not destroyed. Because someone was not completed
, but it was not destroyed. [/ i] [i] Because [/ i] [i] someone [/ i] does not complete the mission with skeuomorphism.
We have to recover skeuomorphism to destroy blrrt while it is still disabled.
Scheumorphism to destroy blrrt while it's still d
disabled. Ben: And... We're too late.
Benevelon: Make for the return of benevelon! And welcome an era of peace.
Benevelon: I come in peace - rapturous silence and joy - eternal peace for all mankind.
Blukic: You can't take on blrrt alone. Driba: Let's help him.
Blrrt alone. Driba: Let's help him. you could have helped me
Driba: Let's help him. You could have helped me decades ago, but you took the
You could have helped me decades ago, but you've taken to skeuomorphism.
Decades ago, but you took to skeuomorphism. It's too late now.
Scheumorphism. It's too late now. Get out of my way!
It's too late now. Get out of my way! Benevelon: A galvan, sent by
get out of my way! Benevelon: A galvan, sent by my old nemesis Azmuth, no doubt.
Benevelon: A galvan, sent by my old nemesis Azmuth, no doubt. Poor, little misguided creature.
My old Azmuth nemesis, no doubt. Poor, little misguided creature. What do you have against peace?
Poor, little misguided creature. What do you have against peace? I don't have any problems with
what do you have against peace? I don't have any problem with peace, but I do have a problem
I don't have any problem with peace, but I have a problem with you!
Ben: Hold on, grandpa. Let's see what benevelon can do against it!
Let's see what benevelon can do against it!
Against this! Whampire: Whampire?
Whampire: Whampire? During the day?!
Whampire: Whampire? During the day?! In the desert?!
During the day?! In the desert?! Ah!
In the desert?! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Driba: Luhley will fight
aah! Ah! Driba: Luhley will play benevelon.
Driba: Luhley will play benevelon. Then blrrt will crush it,
benevelon. Then blrrt will crush it, and there's nothing we can do to
then blrrt will crush it, and there's nothing we can do to help.
And there's nothing we can do to help. Blukic: Unless...
Relief. Blukic: Unless... We can find our crashed flying
Blukic: Unless... We can find our crashed flying saucer kept in storage here all
we can find our crashed flying saucer kept in storage here all these years.
Saucers kept in storage here all these years. Because skeuomorphism is still
these years. Because skeuomorphism is still on board.
Because skeuomorphism is still on board. Dribble: Yes...
On board. Driba: Yes... Blukic! You are a genius!
Driba: Yes... Blukic! You are a genius! Blukic: No, I'm not.
Blukic! You are a genius! Blukic: No, I'm not. Uh - I mean, yes I am.
Blukic: No, I'm not. Uh - I mean, yes I am. Uh... What?
Uh - I mean, yes I am. Uh... What? Whampire: Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!
Uh... What? Whampire: Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah!
Whampire: Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah! Wow! Ah!
Oh! Ah! Wow! Ah!
Wow! Ah! Four Arms: Much better!
Four Arms: Much better! Give it up, benevelon, before
Four Arms: Much better! Give it up, benevelon, before someone gets hurt.
Give it up, benevelon, before someone gets hurt. And by someone, I mean you.
Someone get hurt. And by someone, I mean you. Benevelon: You look tense.
And by someone, I mean you. Benevelon: You look tense. What you need is some peace.
Benevelon: You look tense. What you need is some peace. On here. Have some.
What you need is some peace. On here. Have some. Four arms:
Blukic: No. Lost Ark. Not.
Lost Ark. Not. Driba: We'll never find ours
Not. Driba: We'll never find our flying saucer here.
Driba: We'll never find our flying saucer here. Whoa-a-aah!
Flying saucer here. Whoa-a-aah! Oop!
Whoa-a-aah! Oop! Ugh.
Oop! Ugh. I told you I would find our flight
ugh. I told you I would find our flying saucer here!
I told you I would find our flying saucer here! Blukic: And if it's not
saucer here! Blukic: What if it's not ours?
Blukic: What if it's not ours? Driba: We did it!
Our? Driba: We did it! We have skeuomorphism!
Driba: We did it! We have skeuomorphism! Now we can save the land before
we have skeuomorphism! Now we can save the land, before it's too late.
Now we can save the land, before it's too late. Blukic: Best of all, luhley
it's too late. Blukic: Best of all, luhley won't be mad at us.
Blukic: O
best of all, luhley won't be mad at us.
He won't be mad at us. You... left it on.
You... left it on. Driba: [i] I [/ i] left it on?!
You... left it on. Driba: [i] I [/ i] left it on?! You were the only one
Driba: [i] I [/ i] left it on?! You were the one who was supposed to turn it off.
You were the one who was supposed to turn it off. Blukic: It wasn't.
Supposed to turn it off. Blukic: It wasn't. Driba: It was too!
Blukic: It wasn't. Driba: It was too! Oh, great.
Driba: It was too! Oh, great. The battery is probably drained
oh great. The battery is probably drained by now.
The battery is probably drained by now. Blukic: Good news.
For now. Blukic: Good news. The battery seems to have
Blukic: Good news. The battery seems to have a lot of juice.
The battery seems to have a lot of juice. Driba: Well, that's a relief.
Plenty of juice. Driba: Well, that's a relief. Blukic: Because it's actually
Driba: Well, that's a relief. Blukic: because it's actually been charging for a few decades.
Blukic: because it's actually been charging for a few decades. Driba: That means I
been charging for a few decades. Driba: Does that mean I think it does?
Driba: Does that mean I think it does? Blukic: Well, that depends.
Do you think that means? Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it means the
Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it means skeuomorphism is dangerously
If you think it means skeuomorphism is dangerously overloaded and is going to explode
skeuomorphism is dangerously overloaded and is going to explode any minute, so yes.
Overloaded and it's going to explode any minute, so yeah.
Benevelon: I bring you peace, sweet, nourishment, beautiful peace.
Sweet, nutrition, beautiful peace. Four arms:
Peace. Four Arms: You keep using that word.
Four Arms: You keep using that word. I don't think that means you think
you continue to use that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
I don't think it means what you think it means. Oh, but I do.
This means. Oh, but I do. It's you and all the inhabitants
Oh, but I do. It is you and all the inhabitants of the earth who are about to
which is that you and all the inhabitants of the earth who are about to finally know true peace.
From land, which is about to finally know true peace. get ready to hug
finally know true peace. Get ready to embrace eternal peace.
Get ready to embrace eternal peace.
Eternal peace.
Max: Fall back!
Max: Fall back!
Blukic: Luhley! Driba: We did it! Four g*ns: That's What I
Driba: We did it! Four Weapons: Is This What I Think It Is?
Four Weapons: Is This What I Think It Is? Blukic: Well, that depends.
Do you think it is? Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it's -
Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it is - skeuomorphism!
If you think it is - skeuomorphism! Bring it here, guys, quick!
The skeuomorphism! Bring it here, guys, quick! Driba: Did you hear that?
Bring it here, guys, quick! Driba: Did you hear that? The first time she ever asked
Driba: Did you hear that? The first time she ever asked us to come closer.
The first time she ever asked us to come closer. Blukic: This one is happier than
us to get closer. Blukic: This is the happiest day of my li--
Benevelon: I see that this world has no desire for the simple joy of a peaceful solution - aah!
World has no desire for the simple joy of a peaceful settlement - aah! Four arms: Blah, blah, blah.
Simple joy of a peaceful - aah! Four arms: Blah, blah, blah. Whatever.
Four arms: Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. Tell him to the hand... S.
Whatever. Tell it to the hand... S. We have the perfect prison
say it by hand... S. We have the perfect prison cell for this guy.
We have the perfect prison cell for this guy. Plenty of [i]peace and quiet.
Cell phone for this guy. Plenty of peace and quiet. Blukic: All I did it
abundance of peace [/ i] and quiet. Blukic: Whatever we did this time...
Blukic: Whatever we did this time... Driba: We promise we won't
time... Driba: We promise it won't happen again.
Driba: We promise it won't happen again. Great job, tech support.
Happened again. Great job, tech support. Good job!
Great job, support
and technical. Good job!
Good job! Ben: That sure skeuomorphism
Ben: That skeuomorphism sure packed a punch.
Ben: That skeuomorphism sure packed a punch. He took out, like, planes.
Packed a punch. He took out, like, planes. Max: Yeah.
He took out, like, planes. Max: Yeah. One ...
Max: Yeah. Um... Tennyson!
Um... Tennyson! Blukic: You heard the way
Tennyson! Blukic: Did you hear the way luhley called us tech support?
Blukic: Did you hear the way luhley called us tech support?
Luhley called us tech support? I'm going to ask her to marry me.
I'm going to ask her to marry me. Driba: Ahem!
I'm going to ask her to marry me. Driba: Ahem! She was looking at me when she
Driba: Ahem! She was looking at me when she said that.
She was looking at me when she said that. Luhley obviously loves me more.
She said that. Luhley obviously loves me more. Goodbye, tech support.
Luhley obviously loves me more. Goodbye, tech support. Driba: Luhley loves me
Goodbye, tech support. Driba: Luhley loves me, because I'm considerate and
Driba: Luhley loves me because I am considerate and notice even the little things.
Because I am attentive and notice even the little things. Blukic: No, you don't.
Notice even the smallest things. Blukic: No, you don't. Driba: Yes, I do.
Blukic: No, you don't. Driba: Yes, I do. Blukic: What color am I shirt
Driba: Yes, I do. Blukic: What color shirt am I wearing?
Blukic: What color shirt am I wearing? Do not look! Do not look.
♪ Ben
♪ well
♪ well
♪ well
Thunder... Thunder... Thunderpig! Ben: I know who you are.
Ben: I know who you are. You don't have to reintroduce
Ben: I know who you are. You don't have to reintroduce yourself every -
you don't have to reintroduce yourself every - thunderpig: My name is
up every - thunderpig: My name is thunderpig.
Thunderpig: My name is thunderpig. You ate my father with cheese
thunderpig. You ate my father with cheese and mustard, open-faced in a
you ate my dad with cheese and mustard, open-faced on a whole wheat baguette!
And mustard, open-faced on a whole-wheat baguette! Prepare to die!
Whole wheat baguette! Prepare to die! Ben: Dude, I already captured
prepare to die! Ben: Dude, I already captured it once today.
Ben: Dude, I already captured it once today.
Driba: Ben, there's something we need... Blukic: Uh, never mind.
We need... Blukic: Uh, never mind. You seem busy.
Blukic: Uh, never mind. You seem busy. let's go back in better
you seem busy. We'll come back at a better time.
We'll come back at a better time. Driba: No, not us.
Time. Driba: No, not us. This is too important to wait.
Driba: No, not us. This is too important to wait. We have to say good now.
This is too important to wait. We have to say good now. Diamondhead: Just tell me
we have to say well now. Diamondhead: Just tell me now.
Diamondhead: Just tell me now. Driba: Sensors caught a
already. Driba: Sensors got a strange and confusing readout.
Driba: Sensors got a strange and confusing readout. Something is coming in plumber hq.
Strange and confusing reading. Something is coming in plumber hq. And he's going to this a lot
something is coming in plumber hq. And he's going to this very spot.
And he's going to this very spot. Blukic: No, it's not.
Location. Blukic: No, it's not.
Blukic: No, it's not. Thunderpig:
Thunderpig: Blukic: Oh...
Thunderpig: Blukic: Ah... Yes, it is.
Blukic: Oh... Yes, it is. Diamondhead: Thanks, man.
Yes. Diamondhead: Thanks, man. where is the galvanian
Diamondhead: Thanks, man. Where is the galvanian skeuomorphism?
Where is the galvanian skeuomorphism?
Scheumorphism?
♪ ♪ Ben he's a boy, and he wants to have fun ♪
♪ he's a boy, and he wants to have fun ♪ ♪ but when you need one
have fun ♪ ♪ but when you need a superhero, he gets the job
♪ but when you need a superhero, he gets the job done ♪
Superhero, he gets the job done ♪ ♪ ben
♪ ♪ made ben ♪ with a device he uses
♪ ♪ ben with a device he wears on his arm ♪
♪ with a device he wears on his arm ♪ ♪ he can change his shape and
in his arm ♪ ♪ he can change his shape and save the world from evil ♪
♪ he can change his shape and save the world from evil ♪ ♪ when taking trouble
save the world from evil ♪ ♪ when trouble takes place ♪
♪ when it's hard to take a seat ♪ ♪ it looks right in your face
♪ ♪ put it right in his face ♪ ben
♪ it looks right in your face ♪ ♪ ben when lives are in
♪ ♪ ben when lives are on the line ♪
♪ when lives are on the line ♪ ♪ it's hero time
♪ ♪ line it's hero time ♪ ben
Galvanian Skeumorphism, Now! Diamondhead: Just because you
now! Diamondhead: Just because you took the pig out doesn't mean
Diamondhead: Just because you took the pig out doesn't mean you start waving your
took out the pig doesn't mean you get to go waving your blasters around.
Both: Luhley?! Ben: Do you know her?
Ben: Do you know her? Blukic: Good to see you,
Ben: Do you know her? Blukic: Good to see you luhley.
Blukic: Good to see you luhley. Driba: I think it's great to
luhley. Driba: I think it's great to see her.
Driba: I think it's great to see her. Blukic: III I think it's still
candle. Blukic: III think it's even bigger to see her.
Blukic: III think it's even bigger to see her. Driba: Well, i I think it's the
bigger to see it. Driba: Well, i think it's the greatest to see her.
Driba: Well, i think it's the greatest to see her. Blukic: Dang.
Bigger to see it. Blukic: Dang. Defeated by the superlative.
Blukic: Dang. Defeated by the superlative. We do not have much time.
Defeated by the superlative. We do not have much time. Now think.
We do not have much time. Now think. What did you two do with the
now think. What did you two do with skeuomorphism working only on
what did you two do
ram with skeuomorphism working only in existence?
Just skeuomorphism at work in existence? Blukic: Oh. This old thing.
Existence? Blukic: Oh. This old thing. Driba: We... left it in the
Blukic: Oh. This old thing. Driba: We... left it in the glove compartment.
Driba: We... left it in the glove compartment. Blukic: From our flying saucer.
Blukic: From our flying saucer. Driba: Years ago, back to
Driba: Years ago, back in the .
Area . Ben: Hey, hey, hey.
Ben: Hey, hey, hey. slow down. Were you in the area with
slow down. Were you in the area with the aliens?
Were you in the area with the aliens? Blukic: Not exactly.
The aliens? Blukic: Not exactly. Driba: We were in the area.
Blukic: Not exactly. Driba: We were in the area. Blukic: But we are the
Driba: We were in the area. Blukic: But we are the aliens.
Blukic: But we are the aliens. That was my [/ i] flying saucer!
aliens. That was my [/ i] flying saucer! We can't waste any more time
That was my [/ i] flying saucer! We can't waste any more time talking about it.
We can't waste any more time talking about it. We need to go find the
talking about that. We need to go find skeuomorphism before it's too late.
Can't this thing go any faster? Max: How nice to meet you,
Faster? Max: How nice to meet you, too, luhley.
Max: How nice to meet you, too, luhley. oh sorry,
Also, luhley. Oh, apologies, Magister Tennyson.
Oh, apologies, Magister Tennyson. Thanks for the ride but we
Magister Tennyson. Thanks for the ride, but we have to get to the area.
Thanks for the ride, but we have to get to the area. Both: Before it's too late?
You must reach the area. Both: Before it's too late? Ben: Will anyone say
Both: Before it's too late? Ben: Will anyone tell me why we have to come to
Ben: Will anyone tell me why we have to get to the area?
Me why do we have to get to the area ? Blukic: Well, it all started
Area ? Blukic: Well, it all started a long time ago.
Blukic: Wow. Sorry. Driba: Ow. Sorry. Blukic!
Driba: Ow. Sorry. Blukic! You've gone too far back!
Blukic! You've gone too far back! Blukic: This is necessary
you've gone too far back! Blukic: This is a necessary backstory because it is
Blukic: This is necessary back story into account this is where we met...
Back story on account of this is where we met... Both: Luhley.
When we first met... Both: Luhley. Driba: Look luhley as mature
Both: Luhley. Driba: Look how mature luhley is.
Driba: Look how mature luhley is. Blukic: She already has her
It's. Blukic: She already has her wisdom feet.
Blukic: She already has her wisdom feet.
Wisdom feet. Blukic: We were all plumbers
Blukic: We were all plumber cadets together.
Blukic: We were all plumber cadets together. Driba: Sure, and blukic
cadets together. Driba: Of course, blukic and I were only interested in luhley
Driba: Of course, blukic and I were only interested in luhley as a friend.
I were only interested in luhley as a friend.
Like a friend. Hand-to-hand combat drill.
Hand-to-hand combat drill. At my signal.
Hand-to-hand combat drill. At my signal.
At my signal. Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah! Blukic: I think it shifted
Hyah! Blukic: I think I dislocated the uvula.
Blukic: I think I dislocated the uvula. Driba: In those days, the
my uvula. Driba: In those days, the land was without legal personality, so
Driba: In those days, the land was without legal personality, therefore, they could not directly interfere in the
Earth was unincorporated, therefore, could not directly interfere in its Earth affairs.
It could not interfere directly in their earthly affairs. Blukic: But the planet was
their earthly affairs. Blukic: But your planet was in grave danger.
Blukic: But your planet was in grave danger. So our top cadet was chosen to
in grave danger. So our top cadet was chosen to run a stealth mission...
So our top cadet was chosen to perform a stealth mission... Driba: ... Before it was too
perform a stealth mission... Driba: ...before it was too late.
Driba: ... Before it was too late. Oh let me tell you.
Late. Oh let me tell you. I was entrusted with a
oh let me
and tell you. I was entrusted with an experimental prototype vehicle
I was entrusted with an experimental vehicle prototype and Azmuth first thinker
experimental prototype vehicle and first thinker Azmuth invented a one-of-a-kind piece
and first thinker Azmuth invented a one-of-a-kind piece of galvan technology specifically for
invented a one-of-a-kind piece of galvan technology specifically for this vital task.
Galvan technology specifically for this vital task. Ben: The skeuomorphism.
This vital task. Ben: The skeuomorphism. Technical support.
Ben: The skeuomorphism. Technical support. Class cadets and blukic
Technical support. Blukic and dribble class cadets.
Blukic and dribble class cadets. Both: Yes, cadet first class
dribbles Both: Yes, cadet first class luhley.
Both: Yes, cadet first class luhley. Put this for my ship.
Luhley. Put this for my ship. Don't touch anything.
Put this for my ship. Don't touch anything. Don't even look at anything.
Don't touch anything. Don't even look at anything. Please folks.
Don't even look at anything. Please folks. This one is huge for me.
Please folks. This one is huge for me. Don't move.
This one is huge for me. Don't move. Blukic: We wouldn't dream of
don't move. Blukic: We wouldn't dream of it.
Blukic: We wouldn't dream of it. Driba: You can count on us,
this. Driba: You can count on us, luhley.
Driba: You can count on us, luhley. Um, you know, blukic cadet, we
luhley. Um, you know, blukic cadet, we're tech support.
Um, you know, blukic cadet, we're tech support. We could prepare luhley's ship for
are technical support. We could prepare luhley's ship for his mission.
We could prepare luhley's ship for his mission. Blukic: Well thought out,
your mission. Blukic: Well thought out, cadet dribbles.
Blukic: Well thought out, cadet dribbles. Which is sure to impress her.
Driba Cadet. Which is sure to impress her. Driba: I'll just punch your
that is sure to impress her. Driba: I'll just punch in your flight coordinates.
Driba: I'll just punch in your flight coordinates. But don't touch anything else.
Coordinate the flight. But don't touch anything else. Blukic: Okay.
But don't touch anything else. Blukic: Okay. I'll just adjust your backseat
Blukic: Okay. I'll just adjust your chair back to its full, upright, and latched
I'm just going to adjust your chair back to its upright position and the full, locked position.
For its upright position and the full, locked position. But nothing else.
Position. But nothing else. Driba: I will adjust the
but nothing else. Driba: I'll adjust the mirrors for her.
Driba: I'll adjust the mirrors for her. Blukic: And I'll warm up the
mirrors for her. Blukic: And I'll warm up the engines.
Blukic: And I'll warm up the engines. And then I'll push this right
engines. And then I'm going to push this one.
And then I'm going to push this one. Driba: Ju-ju-- no!
On here. Driba: Ju-ju-- no! I'm going to push this one.
Driba: Ju-ju-- no! I'm going to push this one. Blukic: No, I'll push this one
I'm going to push this one. Blukic: No, I'll push this one!
Blukic: No, I'll push this one!
Right here! Driba: No, it's my turn.
Driba: No, it's my turn. Blukic: No, it's not.
Driba: No, it's my turn. Blukic: No, it's not. Driba: Yes, it is.
Blukic: No, it's not. Driba: Yes, it is. Blukic: No.
Driba: Yes, it is. Blukic: No. Driba: Yeah.
Blukic: No. Driba: Yeah.
Driba: Yeah.
Blukic: Luhley is going to be so mad at you.
Blukic: Luhley is going to be so mad at you. Driba: Me?!
Driba: Huh.
Huh. So, that's the earth.
Huh. So, that's the earth. Blukic: I wonder if
therefore, that is the earth. Blukic: I wonder if earthlings are nice.
Blukic: I wonder if earthlings are nice. Max: This is a zero on a
earthlings are friendly. Max: This is a zero on an intercept course with the
Max: This is a zero on an intercept course with the unidentified flying object that
intercept course with the unidentified flying object that has just entered land from
Unidentified flying object that has just entered the Earth's atmosphere.
It has just entered the Earth's atmosphere. On.
Atmosphere. On. Understood, Tennyson.
On. Understood, Tennyson. Until further notice, the target
Copy that, Tennyson. Until further notice, the target is considered hostile.
Until further notice, the target is considered hostile.
Repeat, hostile.
It is considered hostile. Repeat, hostile.
Repeat, hostile.
Max: A zero doing visuals
Max: A zero making eye contact.
Max: A zero making eye contact. The unidentified flying object
contact. The unidentified flying object is... A weather balloon?
The unidentified flying object is... A weather balloon? You have your orders,
is... A weather balloon? You have your orders, Tennyson.
You have your orders, Tennyson. Take it down.
Both: We are... alive. Driba: Um... Do we come in peace?
Watch out, men. These alien life forms may be small, but they are undoubtedly
these alien life forms may be small, but they are undoubtedly more dangerous than they seem.
Small, but they are undoubtedly more dangerous than they look. For the good of all mankind,
more dangerous than it looks. For the sake of all mankind, they'll likely have to be
for the sake of all mankind, they will likely have to be terminated.
Benevelon: People of Earth, prepare for peace, for I am benevelon!
Prepare for peace, for I am benevelon! Come on, blrrt.
Benevelon! Come on, blrrt. Let's bring peace to blessed
come, blrrt. Let's bring blessed peace to this planet.
Start talking, space aliens. Tell me everything you know. Driba: Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Speaking alien
language Speaking foreign language Speaking foreign language Beeps I refuse to tell you anything.
I refuse to tell you anything. You can bribe me, you can
I refuse to tell you anything. You can bribe me, you can thr*aten me, you can even call
You can bribe me, you can thr*aten me, you can even call me names, but I won't, no I
thr*aten me, you can even call me names, but I won't, no I can't say anything, and
names me, but I don't, no, I can't tell you anything, and this is final.
I can't say anything, and this is final. Blukic: Don't mind him.
This is final. Blukic: Don't mind him. He had a rough day.
Blukic: Don't mind him. He had a rough day. Driba: Called
he had a rough day. Driba: You turned on the universal translator, blukic!
Driba: You turned on the universal translator, blukic! Blukic: Now he knows my name.
Universal Translator, blukic! Blukic: Now he knows my name. You went and told him
Blukic: Now he knows my name. You went and told him something.
You went and told him something. Driba: That doesn't count.
Something. Driba: That doesn't count. Blukic: Oh?
Driba: That doesn't count. Blukic: Oh? Then his name is driba.
Blukic: Oh? Then his name is driba. Dribble:
Then his name is driba. Driba: Blukic: You said you didn't
Driba: Blukic: You said you didn't count.
Blukic: You said you didn't count. Driba: It counts when it's mine
score. Dribble:. It counts when it's myname
Driba: It counts when it's my [/ i] name [/ i] Blukic: No, it doesn't [/ i]
. Name [/ i] Blukic:. No, it doesn't [/ i] Driba: Yes, it does [/ i]
Blukic: No, he doesn't. Driba:. Yes, he does Max: With all due respect,
dribbles: Yeah, he does Max: With all due respect, great Rozum, aliens don't have
max: With all due respect, great Rozum, the aliens did notdo anything wrong.
Greater Rozum, the aliens have not [/ i] [i] done anything wrong. [/ i ] [ i ] You are already on thin ice, [/ i]
[i] done nothing wrong. You're already on thin ice, Tennyson. [/ i]
[i] You're already on thin ice, Tennyson. [/ i] [i] Not only do you disobey a [/ i]
[i] Tennyson. Not only do you disobey a direct order to slaughter that
not only did you disobey a direct order to sh**t down that UFO, but I'm still dealing
direct order to sh**t down that UFO, but I'm still dealing with that incident last week
UFO but I'm still dealing with that incident last week when you crashed two jets. [/ i]
[i] With that incident last week [/ i ] [ i ] when you dropped two jets [ / i ] [ i ] Max:? Last week
When you dropped two jets. [/ i] [i ] Max:? Last week Major, I completed this mi
are
max: Last week Major, I completed this mission and saved the day?.
Major, I completed this mission and saved the day. [/ i] [i ] Two jets! [/ i]
[i] And saved the day. [/ i] [i ] Two jets! That means you flew on a jet,
two jets! That means you flew in a jet, lost, ejected, parachute to
it means you flew in a jet, lost, ejected, parachute to safety, returned to the
lost, ejected, parachuted to safety, returned to airfield, climbed into another
security, went back to the airfield, got on another jet, and then missed it, too. [/ i]
[i] Airfield, climbed into another [/ i][i] jet, and then lost it, too. [/ i] [i] In a day. [/ i]
[i] Jet, and then lost it, too. [/ i] [i] In a day. [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] In one day. [/ i] [i] [/ i] [i] thank you for coming, professor. [/ i]
[i] Thank you for coming, professor. [/ i] [i] I want you personally to take [/ i]
[i] thank you for coming, professor. [/ i] [i] I want you personally to take [/ i] [i] the lead in the alien [/ i]
[i] I want you personally to take [/ i] [i] the lead in the alien [/ i] [i] investigation and dissection. [/ i]
[i] The lead in the alien. [/ i ] [ i ] investigation and dissection [ / i ] [ i ] Max:? Dissection
. Investigation and dissection [/ i] [i ] Max:? Dissection [/ i] [i ] If they won't tell us what [/ i]
[i] max:? Dissection If they won't tell us what wants to know, we'll open them up
if they won't tell us what wants to know, we'll open them and find the answers ourselves. [/ i]
[i] You know what, let's open them up. and find the answers in Driba: We are doomed.
And find the answers ourselves. Driba:! We are doomedDoomed
Driba: We're doomed Doomed We're gonna end up stuck in .!
doomed! We're gonna end up stuck in Earth forever, be in trouble
we'll end up stuck in Earth forever, be in trouble back home, and worst of all,
Land forever, be in trouble back home, and worst of all, luhley will never speak to
back home, and worst of all, luhley is never going to speak to any of us again. [/ i]
[i]Luhley will never speak to any of us again. Blukic:. [/ i]
[i] Any of us again. Blukic:. Well, on the bright side, if
blukic: Well, on the bright side, if we are trapped in the earth
well, on the bright side, if we're trapped in the earth forever, we can't get in trouble
we are trapped in the earth forever, we can't get in trouble back home. [/ i]
[i] Forever we can't stay in trouble. [/ i ] [ i ] back home [/ i] [ i ] Driba:. Blukic, you're eating
back home [/ i] [i ] Driba:.?! Blukic, you're eating there
Driba:?!?! Blukic, you're eating there How could you eat this t*nk
Na there?! [/ i] [i] How could you eat this t*nk?! [/ i] [i] And at a time like this! [/ i]
[i] How could you eat this t*nk?! [/ i] [i] And at a time like this! [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] And at a time like this blukic:
Blukic: The locks here are very
blukic: The locks here are very primitive - simple enough for
the locks here are very [/ i] [i] primitive -. simple enough to override
Primitive - simple enough to override Driba:. So why don't you
. override Driba: Then why don't you open our cells before now?!
Driba: Then why don't you open our cells before now Blukic:?!. I was hungry
The aliens escaped. [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] Driba: Hmm. I'm starting to suspect that this is not an escape pod .
I'm starting to suspect that [/ i] [i] this is not an escape pod. [/ i] [i] Stand back, earthling! [/ i]
[i] This is not an escape pod. [/ i ] [ i
] Stand back, Earthling! [/ i] [i] Take a step closer, and I will [/ i]
[i] stay behind, earthling! Take a step closer, and I have no choice but to unleash a
Take a step closer, and I will have no choice but to unleash a terrible revenge on thee
have no choice but to unleash a [/ i] [i] terrible revenge on you [/ i] [i] with my alien supernatural powers! [/ i]
[i] terrible revenge on you [/ i] [i] with my alien supernatural powers! [/ i] [i] Ooooh! [/ i]
[i] With my supernatural alien powersOooohBlukic:! When you arrived
ooooh Blukic:? When you got alien supernatural powers, dribble
Blukic:? When you got [/ i] [i] alien supernatural powers, dribble [/ i] [i] I want some [/ i].
? [i] Unearthly alien powers, dribble. I want some. Max: Easy, fellows.
I want some. [/ i ] [ i ] Max: Easy, mates. [/ i] [ i ] I was the pilot who found you. [/ i]
[i] max: Easy, mates I was the pilot who found you first ..
I was the pilot who found you in the first place. [/ i] [i] I disobeyed orders and did not [/ i]
[i] first. [/ i] [i] I disobeyed orders and not [/ i] [i] sh**t you down. [/ i]
[i] I disobeyed orders and they did not [/ i] [i] take you down [/ i] [i ] Driba:. I don't know if we can
sh**t you down. Driba: I don't know if we can trust him, blukic.
Driba:. I don't know if we can trust him, blukic After all, he disobeyed
trust him, blukic. [/ i] [i] After all, he disobeyed [/ i] [i] orders. [/ i]
[i] [/ i]
[i] Max:? [/ i] [i] You boys want to tell me what [/ i] [i] you are doing here on earth [/ i]
[i] You boys want to tell me what [/ i] [i] what are you doing here on earth [/ i] [i ] Driba:? Like the best minds in
? what are you doing here on earth [/ i ] [ i ] Driba: As the best minds on [/ i] [i] our planet, we were chosen for [/ i]
[i] dribbles:. As the best minds on our planet, we were chosen to make first contact
Our planet, we were chosen to make first contact. Blukic:. Hello. [/ i]
[i] Make first contact Blukic: Hi. Well, that's done ..
Blukic: Hi. Well that's done Let's go home now ..
Well that's done. Let's go home now.
[i] let's go home now. Driba:. Not before dropping out the super-secret special device
driba: Not before we drop out the super-secret special device we invented to stop another way
the super-secret special device we invented to stop another way unstoppable threat to your
we invented to stop another way [/ i] unstoppable threat to your [/ i] planet. [/ i]
unstoppable threat to your planet Max:? What threatens
. Planet Max:? What a threat Blukic: Hmm. [/ i]
Max:? What a threat Blukic: Hmm. [/ i] Probably the one over there [/ i].
Blukic: Mm. Probably the one over there.
. probably the one over there [/ i] [ i ] Benevelon: Peoples of land, [/ i] your passport to paradise [/ i]
benevelon: Peoples of earth, [/ i] [i] your passport to paradise [/ i] [i] peace and prosperity awaits [/ i]!
[i] Your passport to paradise [/ i] [i] peace and prosperity awaits! Look upon your savior,
peace and prosperity awaits! [/ i] [i] Look upon your savior, [/ i] [i] benevelon! [/ i]
[i] Look upon your savior, [/ i] [i] benevelon! Yeah you're right to be
benevelon! Yes, you're right to be impressed, because I come in peace,
yes you are sure to be [/ i] [i] impressed, because I come in peace, [/ i] [i] and I bring peace to your [/ i]
[i]impressed because I come in peace, and I bring peace to your planet. [/ i]
[i] And I bring peace to your [/ i] [i] planet. [/ i] [i] Blrrt, administer the peace. [/ i]
[i] Max: We need to do something Driba:? What
means "we" [/ i] [i] [/ i]
[i] Driba:? What does "we" mean
benevelon: your world goes
Benevelon: Your world will soon be free of your chaos
benevelon:. Your world will soon be free from the chaos your species has sewn
Soon to be free from chaos your [/ i] [i] species has sewn. [/ i] [i] No need to thank me. [/ i]
! [i]BlrrtReply with mortal peaceMax:. We have to try and get this
respond with mortal peace. [/ i ] [ i ] Max: We have to try and get this thing.
[i] Max: Gotta try to get this thing away from the base I can't see .!
Thing away from the base. I can't see. Blukic:! Trust me, you are
I can't see Blukic:. Trust me, you're better not to know
Blukic:. Trust me, you're [/ i] [i] better not know [/ i] [i ] Max: Hang on [/ i]!
[i] better not to know. [/ i] [i ] Max:! Hang on
Max: Hang on !
Benevelon:. Unfortunately, it seems that you are not ready for peace on Earth
are not ready for peace on [/ i] [i] land. [/ i] [i] But I will come back one day and [/ i]
[i] land. But I will come back one day and bring joy to this world if
but I will come back one day and bring joy to this world, whether you like it or not. [/ i]
[i] Bring joy to this world, whether you like it or not. Max: Well you're free now.
Like it or not [/ i] [i ] Max:. Well you're free now As free as a couple of space .
max: Well you're free now As free as a pair of space aliens can be stranded anyway .
as free as a pair of space aliens can be, anyway, stranded on earth for who knows how long. [/ i]
[i]Aliens can be, anyway, stranded on earth for who knows how long. If there's anything I can do...
. On earth for who knows how long? If there's anything I can do... Do you have any job openings
If there's anything I can do... Blukic: Do you have any job openings?Ben:? What story is really
blukic: Do you have any job openingsBen:?. This story is really [/ i] [i] hard to believe [/ i]
[i] Ben:. This story is really hard to believe But somehow it makes it complete and
hard to believe. But somehow it makes complete and total sense. [/ i]
[i] But somehow it makes complete and [/ i] [i] the total sense. [/ i] [i ] Driba:? He does
. Total sense [/ i] [i ] Driba:?. He does Uh, I mean of course he does
Driba: He does Uh, I mean of course he does Is it all true ?..
Uh, I mean of course he does It's all true Blukic:... Mostly true
It's all true. Blukic: Mostly true. Max:. I can guarantee that
Blukic: Mostly true. [/ i] [ i ] Max:
[i] max: I can guarantee that [/ i] [i] Ben:? What does this have to do with anything
Ben:? What does that have to do with anything Why is luhley here now
With something? Why is luhley here now? [/ i ] [ i ] Because of blrrt. [/ i]
[i] Why is luhley here now Because of blrrt Both:?. big uproar Big
cause of blrrt. Both: big uproar.
[i] Both:. big uproar Big [/ i ] [ i ] horror robot [ / i ] [ i ] Your grandfather managed to bury [/ i]
[i] horror robot. Your grandfather managed to bury but it was not destroyed. [/ i]
[i] Your grandfather managed to bury but it was not destroyed. Because someone was not completed
, but it was not destroyed. [/ i] [i] Because [/ i] [i] someone [/ i] does not complete the mission with skeuomorphism.
We have to recover skeuomorphism to destroy blrrt while it is still disabled.
Scheumorphism to destroy blrrt while it's still d
disabled. Ben: And... We're too late.
Benevelon: Make for the return of benevelon! And welcome an era of peace.
Benevelon: I come in peace - rapturous silence and joy - eternal peace for all mankind.
Blukic: You can't take on blrrt alone. Driba: Let's help him.
Blrrt alone. Driba: Let's help him. you could have helped me
Driba: Let's help him. You could have helped me decades ago, but you took the
You could have helped me decades ago, but you've taken to skeuomorphism.
Decades ago, but you took to skeuomorphism. It's too late now.
Scheumorphism. It's too late now. Get out of my way!
It's too late now. Get out of my way! Benevelon: A galvan, sent by
get out of my way! Benevelon: A galvan, sent by my old nemesis Azmuth, no doubt.
Benevelon: A galvan, sent by my old nemesis Azmuth, no doubt. Poor, little misguided creature.
My old Azmuth nemesis, no doubt. Poor, little misguided creature. What do you have against peace?
Poor, little misguided creature. What do you have against peace? I don't have any problems with
what do you have against peace? I don't have any problem with peace, but I do have a problem
I don't have any problem with peace, but I have a problem with you!
Ben: Hold on, grandpa. Let's see what benevelon can do against it!
Let's see what benevelon can do against it!
Against this! Whampire: Whampire?
Whampire: Whampire? During the day?!
Whampire: Whampire? During the day?! In the desert?!
During the day?! In the desert?! Ah!
In the desert?! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Driba: Luhley will fight
aah! Ah! Driba: Luhley will play benevelon.
Driba: Luhley will play benevelon. Then blrrt will crush it,
benevelon. Then blrrt will crush it, and there's nothing we can do to
then blrrt will crush it, and there's nothing we can do to help.
And there's nothing we can do to help. Blukic: Unless...
Relief. Blukic: Unless... We can find our crashed flying
Blukic: Unless... We can find our crashed flying saucer kept in storage here all
we can find our crashed flying saucer kept in storage here all these years.
Saucers kept in storage here all these years. Because skeuomorphism is still
these years. Because skeuomorphism is still on board.
Because skeuomorphism is still on board. Dribble: Yes...
On board. Driba: Yes... Blukic! You are a genius!
Driba: Yes... Blukic! You are a genius! Blukic: No, I'm not.
Blukic! You are a genius! Blukic: No, I'm not. Uh - I mean, yes I am.
Blukic: No, I'm not. Uh - I mean, yes I am. Uh... What?
Uh - I mean, yes I am. Uh... What? Whampire: Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh!
Uh... What? Whampire: Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah!
Whampire: Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah! Wow! Ah!
Oh! Ah! Wow! Ah!
Wow! Ah! Four Arms: Much better!
Four Arms: Much better! Give it up, benevelon, before
Four Arms: Much better! Give it up, benevelon, before someone gets hurt.
Give it up, benevelon, before someone gets hurt. And by someone, I mean you.
Someone get hurt. And by someone, I mean you. Benevelon: You look tense.
And by someone, I mean you. Benevelon: You look tense. What you need is some peace.
Benevelon: You look tense. What you need is some peace. On here. Have some.
What you need is some peace. On here. Have some. Four arms:
Blukic: No. Lost Ark. Not.
Lost Ark. Not. Driba: We'll never find ours
Not. Driba: We'll never find our flying saucer here.
Driba: We'll never find our flying saucer here. Whoa-a-aah!
Flying saucer here. Whoa-a-aah! Oop!
Whoa-a-aah! Oop! Ugh.
Oop! Ugh. I told you I would find our flight
ugh. I told you I would find our flying saucer here!
I told you I would find our flying saucer here! Blukic: And if it's not
saucer here! Blukic: What if it's not ours?
Blukic: What if it's not ours? Driba: We did it!
Our? Driba: We did it! We have skeuomorphism!
Driba: We did it! We have skeuomorphism! Now we can save the land before
we have skeuomorphism! Now we can save the land, before it's too late.
Now we can save the land, before it's too late. Blukic: Best of all, luhley
it's too late. Blukic: Best of all, luhley won't be mad at us.
Blukic: O
best of all, luhley won't be mad at us.
He won't be mad at us. You... left it on.
You... left it on. Driba: [i] I [/ i] left it on?!
You... left it on. Driba: [i] I [/ i] left it on?! You were the only one
Driba: [i] I [/ i] left it on?! You were the one who was supposed to turn it off.
You were the one who was supposed to turn it off. Blukic: It wasn't.
Supposed to turn it off. Blukic: It wasn't. Driba: It was too!
Blukic: It wasn't. Driba: It was too! Oh, great.
Driba: It was too! Oh, great. The battery is probably drained
oh great. The battery is probably drained by now.
The battery is probably drained by now. Blukic: Good news.
For now. Blukic: Good news. The battery seems to have
Blukic: Good news. The battery seems to have a lot of juice.
The battery seems to have a lot of juice. Driba: Well, that's a relief.
Plenty of juice. Driba: Well, that's a relief. Blukic: Because it's actually
Driba: Well, that's a relief. Blukic: because it's actually been charging for a few decades.
Blukic: because it's actually been charging for a few decades. Driba: That means I
been charging for a few decades. Driba: Does that mean I think it does?
Driba: Does that mean I think it does? Blukic: Well, that depends.
Do you think that means? Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it means the
Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it means skeuomorphism is dangerously
If you think it means skeuomorphism is dangerously overloaded and is going to explode
skeuomorphism is dangerously overloaded and is going to explode any minute, so yes.
Overloaded and it's going to explode any minute, so yeah.
Benevelon: I bring you peace, sweet, nourishment, beautiful peace.
Sweet, nutrition, beautiful peace. Four arms:
Peace. Four Arms: You keep using that word.
Four Arms: You keep using that word. I don't think that means you think
you continue to use that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
I don't think it means what you think it means. Oh, but I do.
This means. Oh, but I do. It's you and all the inhabitants
Oh, but I do. It is you and all the inhabitants of the earth who are about to
which is that you and all the inhabitants of the earth who are about to finally know true peace.
From land, which is about to finally know true peace. get ready to hug
finally know true peace. Get ready to embrace eternal peace.
Get ready to embrace eternal peace.
Eternal peace.
Max: Fall back!
Max: Fall back!
Blukic: Luhley! Driba: We did it! Four g*ns: That's What I
Driba: We did it! Four Weapons: Is This What I Think It Is?
Four Weapons: Is This What I Think It Is? Blukic: Well, that depends.
Do you think it is? Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it's -
Blukic: Well, that depends. If you think it is - skeuomorphism!
If you think it is - skeuomorphism! Bring it here, guys, quick!
The skeuomorphism! Bring it here, guys, quick! Driba: Did you hear that?
Bring it here, guys, quick! Driba: Did you hear that? The first time she ever asked
Driba: Did you hear that? The first time she ever asked us to come closer.
The first time she ever asked us to come closer. Blukic: This one is happier than
us to get closer. Blukic: This is the happiest day of my li--
Benevelon: I see that this world has no desire for the simple joy of a peaceful solution - aah!
World has no desire for the simple joy of a peaceful settlement - aah! Four arms: Blah, blah, blah.
Simple joy of a peaceful - aah! Four arms: Blah, blah, blah. Whatever.
Four arms: Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. Tell him to the hand... S.
Whatever. Tell it to the hand... S. We have the perfect prison
say it by hand... S. We have the perfect prison cell for this guy.
We have the perfect prison cell for this guy. Plenty of [i]peace and quiet.
Cell phone for this guy. Plenty of peace and quiet. Blukic: All I did it
abundance of peace [/ i] and quiet. Blukic: Whatever we did this time...
Blukic: Whatever we did this time... Driba: We promise we won't
time... Driba: We promise it won't happen again.
Driba: We promise it won't happen again. Great job, tech support.
Happened again. Great job, tech support. Good job!
Great job, support
and technical. Good job!
Good job! Ben: That sure skeuomorphism
Ben: That skeuomorphism sure packed a punch.
Ben: That skeuomorphism sure packed a punch. He took out, like, planes.
Packed a punch. He took out, like, planes. Max: Yeah.
He took out, like, planes. Max: Yeah. One ...
Max: Yeah. Um... Tennyson!
Um... Tennyson! Blukic: You heard the way
Tennyson! Blukic: Did you hear the way luhley called us tech support?
Blukic: Did you hear the way luhley called us tech support?
Luhley called us tech support? I'm going to ask her to marry me.
I'm going to ask her to marry me. Driba: Ahem!
I'm going to ask her to marry me. Driba: Ahem! She was looking at me when she
Driba: Ahem! She was looking at me when she said that.
She was looking at me when she said that. Luhley obviously loves me more.
She said that. Luhley obviously loves me more. Goodbye, tech support.
Luhley obviously loves me more. Goodbye, tech support. Driba: Luhley loves me
Goodbye, tech support. Driba: Luhley loves me, because I'm considerate and
Driba: Luhley loves me because I am considerate and notice even the little things.
Because I am attentive and notice even the little things. Blukic: No, you don't.
Notice even the smallest things. Blukic: No, you don't. Driba: Yes, I do.
Blukic: No, you don't. Driba: Yes, I do. Blukic: What color am I shirt
Driba: Yes, I do. Blukic: What color shirt am I wearing?
Blukic: What color shirt am I wearing? Do not look! Do not look.
♪ Ben
♪ well
♪ well
♪ well