06x12 - Spice Up Your Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Aired: October 2010 to October 2019.*
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06x12 - Spice Up Your Life

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as you've all probably noticed it's been

quite some time since the map has sent

us on a mission of friendship yeah ever

since starlight messed with it to go

back in time and trying to change

history

yes since then but as part of her

studies starlight's been assisting me

and together we think we've come up with

a spell that will get it working again

now without further ado

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oh

fluttershy and twilight and appaloosa no

rainbow dash in las vegas no rainbow

dash and twilight yeah

no twilight and twilight and twilight's

castle

me me

and rarity

i hope it's some far away place that no

pony has gone before

well

maybe not too far away an adventure

somewhere that has modern conveniences

would be preferable

[Music]

this is wonderful i can check the

boutique perhaps there'll be some social

events that we can attend i'll have to

pack extra outfits

what will i wear

you know some ponies get excited about

the silliest thing

[Music]

my little pony my little

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big pony

a beautiful heart faithful and strong

sharing kindness

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[Applause]

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as far as finding a friendship problem i

suggest we start at the castle and begin

to question the proof of rarity you

don't find a friendship problem it finds

you we just need to go with the flow and

eventually

we get friendship problems right between

the eyes

well this is a team effort so if you

feel we should go with the flow then

with the flow we shall go

where's the flow saying we should go

you know cancer lot what do you think we

should do

take your pick culture

cuisine

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oh my well it sounds like your stomach

is saying we should flow towards some

lunch i know just where to go

restaurant row the absolute best place

for fine dining in all of equestria

so many choices where should we go this

one

those ones any establishments that have

this

the three hoof rating

um whose herbs why zesty gourmand the

queen of cuisine when it comes to food

she is the ultimate authority in

canterlot and that's all equestria she

judges a restaurant on cuisine decor and

presentation without her approval a

restaurant simply cannot survive what's

so important about her approval

zesty grew up around fine dining and

every pony hangs on her every word when

it comes to cuisine

wow then the food here must be amazing

lead the way partner

oh

my

presentation

oh

yes very nice

maybe i'm not in the mood for whatever

this is

can we try someplace else

yeah

maybe one more stop

[Music]

nope

maybe instead of trusting somebody

else's hooves i should pick the next

place

very well

[Music]

tasty treat

it's very

rustic

it looks like it hasn't even been rated

thank goodness

[Music]

are we sure they're open

it smells open

are you here for lunch

yes indeedy i'm saffron masala the chef

here at the tasty treat the most exotic

cuisine in canterlot would you like to

hear about the specials we're actually

in a bit of a house please we have a

curry oat cake we'll take one

and a glass sandwich that has been

marinated overnight in a mustard dijon

dressing how can we say no to that

and for you oh me oh i'm fine thank you

no rating

anyway they won't

what's your name coriander cumin are you

a chef here too my daughter cooks i host

then why are you stacking cheers without

customers i have no pony to host for

father stop it don't close up the

restaurant around our guests what does

it matter when they leave nobody else

will be coming in

well your attitude isn't going to bring

anyone in

can't you at least pretend to be

positive

so

good

you are doing enough pretending for the

both of us nobody here wants to try

anything new i know when to throw in the

tower

pinky perhaps we should excuse ourselves

oh rarity try this

maybe if you would listen to my ideas

for once oh yes i did not move halfway

across equestria for my daughter that i

never listened to

rarity i think that friendship problem

just clammed us right between the eyes

these two

oh i don't know darling the food is

excellent but i'm not sure there's much

you and i can do to help them

what would you have me do we can't even

get zesty gorman to come to our

restaurant she took one look at how

empty it was and said it wasn't even

worth reading that's it

yes

uh what's it the flow has led us here

this is our mission we are going to get

you a three-hoof rating and save your

restaurant i can get zesty gourmand here

and i can pack this place with ponies

and how do you intend to do such a thing

just leave it to us

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father will you please stop packing

things bendy lovely pony comes back and

says she couldn't convince zesty

gourmand to come visit us we will need

to pack all this up i'm just getting a

headstock you really don't know where it

i've done it

see

it took all of my charm and cajoling but

i was able to convince zesty gourmand to

come and try the food what is the catch

ah yes well um there is a bit of a

challenge the only time she can make

herself available is tonight

oh yeah right what is it zesty rates a

restaurant on cuisine decor and

presentation and she has very specific

tastes if she's coming tonight there is

quite a bit of work that needs to get

done like what don't tweak here att*ck

there some slight modifications to the

menu we just need the place to feel more

cosmopolitan

father after rarity went to all of this

trouble for us can't we at least try why

don't i stay behind with coriander to

get the restaurant ready for zesty's

arrival you and saffron can try and drum

up some business one packed restaurant

coming right up

coriander i understand your trepidation

but i promise you we will get those

hoops by making this place feel just

like all of the other restaurants on

restaurant row

oh i hope my father doesn't drive rarity

crazy it'll be fine rarity's gonna make

sure that the tasty treat is the most

unique and beautiful restaurant in

canterlot not like all those stuffy

places on restaurant row

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here's what i know

if you want to succeed you must follow

the trends that's the key

if you want to show that you've got what

it takes you must be where they want you

to be

[Music]

trust me it's gonna work i swear it's

gonna

work out just

need to change if you want to compete

but fear not for i know what to do

i know it feels strange but trust me

when we're done

we'll make sure that you are here

don't ever change being different is

good don't let what others do be your

cue

you'll never rearrange cause somepony

said you should just trust your heart

and

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trust me

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every step of the way because we know

what you need to do and you should know

it too it's gonna work i know it's gonna

work

it's gonna work out just fine trust me

it's gonna work

[Music]

the day is almost over and we haven't

found any ponies what will we do

try harder

[Music]

check out the super stupendous and

amazing cuisine of the tasty treat grand

reopening

how many hooves does it have no hooves

yet but hopefully soon

well when it gets raided let us know

[Music]

oh look at this hun oh the tasty treat

do you think that's a restaurant sugar

yes yes it is we came to canterlot from

minneapolis to be adventurous but so far

the food and all these hoity-toity

places tastes like somepony cooked up

nothing with a side of nothing well

please come try the tasty treat i think

it's going to be exactly what you're

looking for

[Music]

this is going to be exactly what zesty

is looking for

father we're back oh

rarity what did you do

welcome to the tasty treat you can eat

here if you want or not who cares

i know isn't it perfect zesty is sure to

love it i thought we were trying to make


this the most unique and beautiful

restaurant in canterlot not make it

exactly like every other restaurant oh

we want to help our friends by getting

them three hooves that will only happen

if this is like every other restaurant

father what is this

this is what we must cook if we want to

succeed here this isn't what i wanted i

wanted cantaloupe to like us for us

rarity how could you ruin the restaurant

we've helped save the restaurant now

where are the other guests how many

other ponies are coming

two

just two

i thought you said you could pack a

place with ponies no matter what you

said you would make the restaurant

better so i guess we both didn't know

what we were talking about

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welcome to the tasty treat

what can i get you this evening

i hardly think it matters but by all

means try your best to impress

well we'll both try this special this

evening maybe with a little kick to it

eh yeah we've been craving some food

with actual taste

[Music]

suffer masala what are you doing

i'm trying to save our reputations

i've given it at least a little bit of

flavor no no no that's not what zesty

wants what kind of food expert doesn't

want flavor that's insane

i'm taking this out there

ruined it

i think we are done here

zesty please wait allow me to explain

rarity when it comes to fashion you are

adequate but take some advice from a

friend keep your opinions out of

restaurants sub-standard food laughable

service and i would think even you could

recognize that the decor here is trying

desperately well desperately failing

recommending a disreputable place such

as this could do serious damage to your

social standing disreputable you mean a

place with food that actually tastes

good any pony can throw ingredients

together and create an obvious taste

that uncultured ponies like those two

can register hey

but it takes a true culinary artist to

create a subtle taste the barest hint of

a sensation that's what i bring to

canterlot that's art

[Music]

i'm so embarrassed i don't know that

there are words to adequately express

how truly sorry we are the worst has

happened no use crying over spilled food

now

here this always cheered me up when i

was younger ah

my spicy flat noodle swoop

oh my

he's truly delightful

this is the best thing you've made so

far and i thought the food before was

the best

that's all i've ever wanted to do father

make food for the ponies of canterlot

like the food we made together when i

was younger it has been so long since we

cooked together

remember how you used to hide the

ingredients you did not like

[Laughter]

know what who cares what some stuffy

unicorn things of the food here it's

exquisite that's true and you don't need

three silly hooves in your window to

prove it

that's double true

you just need ponies in here to give it

a chance ponies that will tell everypony

else and catalog that the tasty treat is

the best food in the city that's true

times three

but without zesty's approval no pony

will even try our food

yes they will

pinky we are the perfect team for this

we were just doing the wrong jobs i will

go out and bring the crowd you stay here

and make sure this place is every bit as

unique and rustic as it was the moment

we walked in

and what about us

you two you are going to cook make

whatever you want and make a lot of it i

intend to bring a crowd

the owner of one of the premier

boutiques in canterlot put her stamp of

approval on something that wasn't

fabulous

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it's almost time is everypony ready for

the grand re-re-opening before we open

my father and i just wanted to say thank

you for all of your help we've both been

so stressed about the restaurant

succeeding that we forgot what it was we

loved about it in the first place

cooking is something we used to love to

do together no matter what happens next

thank you for reminding us of that oh

you guys

[Music]

welcome to the tasty treat

make yourselves comfortable

please feel free to sample the food

what's this

what is every pony doing here this place

has no hooves it is not in keeping with

the level of cuisine that i have set for

canterlot no pony told you this place

was acceptable

uh rarity and her friend said it was

good they told us they told you and who

are they to tell you anything rarity can

tell you what hats to wear with which

skirts her friend can tell you how to

maintain a tragic look for a frizzy mane

they can't tell you what food you can

eat

no we can't and neither can you no pony

has the right to tell these ponies what

to think

zesty you have very

specific and very strange you said very

strange opinions about food damn that's

your right but just because you like

your food a certain way there is no

reason to tell these ponies that they

need to do the same

rarity is right i for one think the food

here is delicious i own the smoked oat

on restaurant row i hate the food we

make from now on it's all smoked basted

and grilled this food is an inspiration

i own the big stop i'm going to make my

mother's bundt cake the way she made it

full of flavor

[Music]

are you sure you wouldn't like to try

the food ignoring a unique and fresh

establishment such as this could do

serious damage to your social standing

[Music]

thank you so much you are both truly

amazing

nothing can stop the dynamic duo of

pinky and rarity

[Music]

my little pony

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my little pony

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[Applause]
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