the map is sending us where
lost pegasus
but last pegasus is a wild vacation spot
it's just one big party all those lights
and sounds not to mention the crowds oh
just the thought of it is overwhelming
i know last pegasus doesn't seem like
either of your cups of tea but i have
total faith you wouldn't have been
called unless you were the perfect
ponies for the job
probably not as bad as we think it can't
just be a loud obnoxious party all the
time
right
uh applejack it isn't as bad as we
thought
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you're right it's worse
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my little pony my little pony
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faithful and strong sharing
makes it all kindness
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do you know you are my very best
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do you think the map could be on the
fritz again i mean this place seems a
lot more suited to pinkie pie or even
rainbow dash
if twilight trust the map then so do i
all we have to do is solve our
friendship problem and get back home
of course
you have to find it first and make sure
to experience our signature show pony
fantastique trust me when i say you've
never seen anything like it unparalleled
acrobatics unique animal antics your
only regret will be that you did see it
sooner and like everything at this
amazing incredible i can't believe it
even exists hotel pony fantastique is
brought to you by the chair pony of
kindness land main himself
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wow this glad man sure seems impressive
well uh it is a little embarrassing
but the crowd seemed to like it
mr gladman just glad maynardo
and it's a pleasure to meet actual
cohorts of the princess of friendship
thank you for coming thank you very much
you know who we are
i'm what you might call a friendship
connoisseur so naturally i'm familiar
with the friends of the great twilight
sparkle applejack fluttershy it's an
honor to have you here
i have to admit you're not the type of
pony i expected to find in las pegasus
well my guests may be looking for lights
music and parties but working hard and
making friends is how i turn this hotel
into what it is today and how i plan to
make it even bigger
uh excuse me one second
wise ponies may say the folks that come
here are customers but i can't help but
thinking of each and every one of you as
friends that's why there's a three for
one special on apple fritters in the
cafe for the next hour enjoy
would you two like to take a tour of the
place i'm just about to do my rounds and
check on my friends who work here
we do have a friendship problem to find
lead the way mr gladman just glad me now
you hear
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you're just in time to see my newest
move
new moves or not i'm glad to have a star
like you working for me i'll tell you
what oh do make me blush now watch this
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stellar
oh mr gladman himself is here let's run
through the whole routine
now don't make a fuss for old me i'm
just gonna keep on giving a tour to my
new friends applejack and fluttershy
howdy hi
if this pony calls you friend you're
welcome backstage anytime i owe in my
entire career
oh well let's leave the artist to
their work
doesn't look like there's any friendship
problems here
i've never seen a pink prairie dog
before
i like the folks that come here to have
a unique experience
wouldn't we love him for it
with glad means help we've been able to
take care of all these little guys now
this place is overwhelming in a good way
oh glad you like it
fluttershy
oh
come in
there doesn't seem to be anything wrong
around here at all i figured looking for
a friendship problem in las pegasus it'd
be like trying to find a needle in a
stack of needles but everypony seems to
be getting along just fine ladies and
gentle ponies despite what my
competition might say i know you've come
to this fair city to be entertained and
i assure you there is nothing more
entertaining than the astounding
acrobatics in glad means pony fantastic
now i suppose that might be true if it
weren't for the existence and far
superiorly entertaining presence of the
show-stopping exotic animal act that
pony fantastic concludes
those voices sound familiar
they sure do
flim and
flame why i won't even dignify that
assertion with response except to say
that if you were to consider buying your
tickets from me i might consider
offering them to you at a substantial
discount i've always thought you get
what you pay for and in my humble
opinion these tickets are evaluated
twice the price don't let this price
gouging charlatan take you for a ride
charlatan
how
dare you
how
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you don't suppose we've been brought
here to help them
absolutely not
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i know you and the rest of the apple
family have had your issues with flim
and flam in the past but they're
definitely having trouble and solving a
friendship problem is important no
matter who's having it well of course
that's true
for anypony but they'll
i'm sorry you had to see that i don't
know why but those two have been
fighting ever since they got here i
thought giving them these jobs might
help but i i guess it just made matters
worse trust me i know those ponies and
you're better off with them apart two of
them together will cheat the hooves
right out from under you
yeah i suppose you're right phlegm's
such a show pony and flam has such a
head for business why if they ever did
work together they'd be running this
place in two shakes
speaking of which i better get back to
work y'all enjoy your stay now you here
i'm pretty sure we should help fleming
sam
and i'm pretty sure there's another
friendship problem here and i'm gonna
search this resort top to bottom till i
find it
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i hope you didn't travel all the way
from ponyville to try to get me to
reconcile with my no account brother
brother
i don't believe i have one of those
no i already know what he thinks of me
all show and no substance well if he's
so smart he should have no trouble
becoming a big success on his own
he's the greatest sales pony that ever
lived of course just ask him he'll tell
you all about it i'm sure you could work
out your differences if you just sat
down and talked to each other
i'm never speaking to that pony again
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no
you are ruining my soul it isn't just
your show and i'm improving it you don't
pull a rabbit out of a hat on the
trapeze that's the point to give the
audience something they've never seen
before acrobatic magic
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it's called blending genres and it's
awesome
shouldn't somepony do something
they'd been doing this since they
started working here too bad really if
they ever stop shouting at each other we
could take the show on tour they'd be
way more successful than staying at glad
means
now that sounds like a real friendship
problem
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stop what are you doing it's supposed to
be a pink prairie dog pyramid it's
alliterative
you said a tower why'd you keep changing
everything
i'm not changing anything use that
pyramid
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you are driving me crazy
i thought you two got along
we used to but we just can't seem to
agree on anything
anymore we used to perform all over
equestria but if we can't agree on a new
act we might as well stay at glad mains
forever
two friendship problems in the same
theater
now we're talking
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if you count flim and flam that's three
big friendship problems all in the same
place
well i don't count fleming flam since
those two not being friends isn't a
problem certainly isn't for glad
sounds like he's better off with them
fighting
actually the other pony's problems seem
to be good for glad main too
both the trapeze show and the animal act
will be better off if they left but
everypony's so busy arguing that they
can't do you think he knows
i don't know but i'm starting to think
we should find out
of course gladman wants every pony to
get along he's the nicest most genuine
pony i've ever met did the director put
you up to this
i tell you if gladmane is your friend
you are welcome backstage but
if you are speaking of him poorly you
leave
cladman is the kindest most gentle
most compassionate pony i've ever known
my problem is
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i just can't figure it out the only pony
who benefits from all this feuding is
glad but by all accounts he's the best
friend any of these ponies have well
bernard that adorable bunny from the
acrobats hat claims that every morning
glad man tells the director that the
star wants control of the show and every
afternoon tells the star that the
director wants to get rid of her but
neither is true
in the flying prairie knows the pink
prairie dog family say gladman keeps
changing their act to make each trainer
think the other is doing it
so all his talk about friendship is just
a load of applesauce he's getting the
modified with each other on purpose but
how can we get everypony to believe
that's what he's doing there must be a
way to trick him into telling the truth
gee if only there was a pony who knew
how to trick a trickster
a pair of ponies
fine
guess bringing fleming flam back
together might be why we're here
maybe
sorry if i don't take the word of some
pony off the street even if that street
is in ponyville but glad man is behind
so many other friendship problems how
can you be sure isn't the cause of yours
because the only problem i have is
standing right there
same here buster do either of you even
know what you're fatting over gladman
let me know that ex-brother of mine
thinks i'm just a mouthpiece without a
single good idea
glad mean assured me this former
fraternal fall here thinks i couldn't
sell heat lamps to yaks sounds to me
like neither you said those things why'd
you believe vlad made when he said you
did why would he lie
because he's afraid that the two of you
together could move in and take over his
resort
and if i'm telling you he said it you
know it's the absolute truth because you
never lie oh brother of mine i think
it's time for a little paper the
canterlot two-step
we don't have the chickens how about the
baltimore flair
my flair isn't what it used to be listen
here y'all if you're a friend of mine
you're entitled to a free united states
and everypony here is a friend of mine
thank you thank you very much
now are you thinking what i am the high
roller hustle
the wood now mmm trust us when we're
done there won't be a pony in town who
doesn't know the apple jackiest truth
about glad maid
that is assuming you two are willing to
help what size gown do you wear
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what's all the fuss now it's the grand
matriarch of the rich family impossibly
rich she's one of the wealthiest ponies
in equestria
well why didn't some pony tell me you
know how i like to give vip guests my
personal touch well she's not exactly a
guest
word is she's planning a resort of her
own
i think she's here to scout the
competition
oh really
and with her bits she could take over
the whole strip hire away any pony she
wants
and not me of course i love it here my
good-for-nothing brother on the other
half
impossibly rich what an honor it is to
have you at my humble five hook resort
i'm sure flam has done an excellent job
showing you around but nothing could
b*at a personalized tour from the maine
himself
you'll have to excuse miss rich she
saves the energy other ponies spend
talking out loud and uses it to make
more money
she'd love a personal tour
say in uh about an hour
well that sounds right pleasant and if
you can break away for a moment flam i'd
love to see you in my office so i can
get ready
are all of you sure this is a good idea
absolutely glad man is one fish that's
hooked but good i sure hope you two know
what you're doing oh don't you worry
when it comes to throwing ponies off
their game no two ponies do it better
than us
can't argue with that
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hey there boss impossibly rich is just
about ready for that tour
so what do you want to see me about
actually there's something i want you to
see the grand plan
every hotel on this strip as amazing as
this one in every one of a mine
and all it'll take is a little sales
pony ship like this
hey there friends
if you think my resort is fantastic wait
till you see pony fantastic
thank you
thank you very much
now i know impossibly rich has probably
made you a tempting offer to come work
for her well uh now that you mention it
and as your friend i'd never tell you
what to do but no pony's gonna stand in
the way of my plans no matter how rich
she is and i sure wouldn't want you to
end up on the losing side i think you
might consider staying here yeah
well all right dude
they're coming
and last but not least miss rich the
jewel in my crown
impossibly wants you to know she's very
impressed but doesn't think you can keep
a result of this caliber going for long
oh and why is that
because you've got the best talent in
the industry what stops them from just
leaving to join any competitor
well you see i have a trick for that i
must confess
and it all has to do with how i handle
my employees
and how is that
well like friends of course and i treat
every one of my employees with the
kindness they deserve
that's it that's your secret
there's
nothing else
nope just friendship
but you know all about friendship don't
you
fluttershy
you knew the whole time
never try to count a con pony
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i thought you hit the road by now
whether we were able to fool you or not
you can't just go on keeping ponies from
getting along it's just
mean
now maybe it is but it's a meanness that
works unlike your pathetic little ploy
i practically invented the high roller
hustle
but i suppose i should be impressed
you're the only ponies to ever figure
out the secret to my success it takes a
lot of work keeping everypony fighting
but as long as i keep them convincing
i'm their only friend all of las pegas's
will be mine
oh you can't trick a confession out of a
pony like me
i am always one step ahead
well you better check your hooves
because you just stepped in a confession
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oh no no no wait wait
did that sound okay
flamin flam told us you'd see right
through the fake rich pony bit and then
once you did you wouldn't be able to
resist gloating about it this was all
part of the plan
oh my now friends listen i can explain
everything
i think you've done enough of that
darling
oh i cannot believe we let him almost
ruin our friendship and our act good
luck finding another one
wait no y'all come back come on i'm not
i'm gonna be rude this is glad man yo
come on you can't do this
lad man has left the building
i guess the map wasn't on the fritz
after all
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if it weren't for your history with flim
and flam you never would have been so
determined to find somepony else to help
and we never would have found out what
glad man was doing and if it weren't for
you want to show even those two con
ponies kindness we never would have been
able to trick the trickster
it must have felt pretty nice to finally
put all your conniving and cheating
skills to good use
in fact we like to think of it as a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity emphasis
on the once
what do you mean
oh wow this establishment undergoes a
slight change in management my brother
and i want to assure you that it remains
the pinnacle of lost pegasus
entertainment which is why we invite
each and every one of you to experience
the wonder of the pony fantastic theater
at half the normal cost of admission and
while you're appreciating this historic
venue totally devoid of performance of
any kind we invite you to use the wonder
of your own imaginations to fill the
space at no additional charge
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my little pony
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my little pony
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