09x23 - The Big Mac Question

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Aired: October 2010 to October 2019.*
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09x23 - The Big Mac Question

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uh

i just wanted everything to be perfect i

mean this was a big

deal but when discord insists on being

involved

regardless of what spike might say that

little dragon begged me to help

and let me tell you he can cause plenty

of chaos

all on his purple lonesome i pride

myself on baking under pressure but i

just

oh dear you'd think we'd be used to

stuff like this in ponyville

i still have nightmares it seems simple

when it started

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it's beautiful

yep nope

i'm not gonna eat it eat water

what is it i wanna see nope

why not because you have a big mouth

me i keep tons of secrets

like fluttershy's secret fear of clowns

or that time i caught twilight sleep

trotting through town

oh and did you know that octavia went on

a date with

bulk biceps talk about an odd couple

i heard that oh all right point taken

but we're pals right comrades amigos

come on

big mac is going to propose to sugar

bell

sugar bell sugar

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my little pony my little pony

big adventure tons of fun a beautiful

heart faithful and strong

sharing kindness

of course big mac asked me to help with

his proposal i'm the most romantic

dragon i know

uh it really is a curse having infinite

powers

every pony is always asking you to move

the couch or

help with a proposal

spill it every detail don't leave

anything out

do we have to hear all the details is

that like a

friend thing huh

yup

don't talk much so i want to show

sugar bell how committed i am

first

you're making a picnic table that

matches the show if you made sugar bill

for her shop when you had a crush on her

and you're setting up a romantic meal

overlooking sweet apple acres

yup how did you figure that out

if you were a hopeless romantic you'd

know that was the only logical choice

then

you painted apples to leave around

ponyville with little riddles tied to

the stem that will lead her up here to

meet you

yup seriously now

yeah oh i know you need a giant rhino

named dolores

who can knit a romantic sweater for two

nope come on

he needs food for the picnic that was a

gimme

i do not get this game okay you finish

your table

i'll pick up whatever you need to eat

and discord would put all the apples in

place

i will

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from the sugarcube corner look for your

next clue

red delicious sweet like you find it

you'll know what to

do he should stick to bucking apples

sugar bell's gonna love it

i'll get the food how long will it take

you to place all the apples

are you sure you put them in the right

spots those

terrible riddles on the apples were very

clear on the location

i'm sure that they were placed properly

i i think maybe it doesn't matter

oh okay fine i'll double check

she didn't see the apple what are we

gonna do well we could just

give it to her that's not romantic she

needs to discover it

don't be such a drama dragon i've

precipitated liquid cocoa on equestria

and herded long-lived lapora day i can

certainly make a pony

see an apple

hey mrs cake i need to pick up a few

things

no i'm afraid you'll have to wait i'm a

bit busy at the moment

oh is this sour cream or sweet cream

oh it's kind of important maybe i could

take some of these off your hooves

no those are for something important too

all of them there's one two three four

21

and yes all of them who needs 21

desserts

i can't tell you it's a secret come by

later

later won't work why not i can't tell

you

it's a secret put the vanilla

it's somepony else big piece no

why no reason

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thank you these are perfect

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you know if she's too busy to read the

horribly written

clues maybe you should just tell her

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listen up each of you has a job to do

take a look at your stems

tell me about it but regardless go to

your designated location

deliver your messages and make me proud

dismissed

i just have to say big mac is really

lucky to have me as a friend

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oh okay one down 20 to go

then i can help you maybe i can help you

delivering parchments is my thing a

little dragon breath and foosh

we deliver each scroll into each dessert

then you can help me

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watch

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the next apple sits in plain

oh are you finally finished i've been

done for a while

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you know thinking back i probably could

have been clearer which pony to deliver

the messages to

you think

i sent them back to sweet apple acres

apples

are terrible at taking directions

couldn't even manage to stay in one

location

now are bananas

better at listening what's going on

apple's running everywhere and she

didn't see the poem to get to the

hilltop

getting her to the hilltop is easy and

not seeing the poems

is actually a blessing when you think

about it

why would you think sending flaming

messages into my desserts would work

you've ruined all of them to be honest i

tasted some and burning them might have

been an improvement what

i never spike oh hey there big mac

i bet you're wondering a big mac

discord mrs cake

what did i do nothing

i thought we were just saying each

other's names i guess this can't get any

worse

as the lord of chaos i'd advise against

saying things like that

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we have a bit of a reputation for

getting carried away

especially when romance is involved but

that wasn't the case with this

we were just helping sugar bell with her

plan

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and the last one should just say yeah

so you're saying you want to put each

one of those inside a dessert

well since big mac's planned to send me

a hearts and hoof day pie with the

message inside didn't go so well

i thought it'd be fun to do it right oh

that's so romantic he's a pony of few

words

i love that about him so i thought i'd

use as many words as possible to propose

to him

all he has to say is yep

i can't wait for you to be a part of the

family you three played such a big part

in big mac and i getting together

i'm glad you could help with this

i love you big mac would you like to

spend the rest of our lives together i

hope you say

yup and each word has to go into a

dessert

that's one two three four five six seven

whoa

21 i know actually it's 22.

mrs cake was kind enough to help me bake

all the apple flavored treats i made to

get big mac to visit me in my old shop

that one has the invitation for him to

come here

oh it's it's no bother i do love a

challenge

did i add the sugar to this one or to

that one

i think i've seen her add sugar to that

bowl six times so far

now you three go deliver that pie i have

to get some flowers to spruce the place

up

oh spike and discorder outside if they

figure out what we're up to they'll

spill the beans

and i want this to be a surprise

i don't think they suspect anything why

would they suspect that we're holding an

invitation pie and that mrs cake is

baking a 21 dessert proposal

this is our sh*t to make up for all the

trouble we caused when big mac first

asked sugar bell out

we can't give away the surprise you need

to play it cool

right right uh how's this

better come on let's go find your

brother

screwdriver nope

big mac he ain't here

let's go hold on that looks just like

the shelf big mac made for sugar bell

weird maybe we should wait here for him

he's bound to show up soon you know when

i'm looking for something

granny says it's best to check the least

likely place

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screwdriver

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big

big mac

how is sugar bell supposed to propose to

big mac if we can't even find

them mrs cake isn't finished yet

we still have time you know when i'm

looking for some pony

granny says it's best to just stay in

one place let's head back to the farm

and wait

big mac is sure to show up soon

well don't just stand there come on

yep

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yep


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who goes there granny have you seen big

mac

oh hey there little jumping i just had

the most peculiar dream

that's nice granny but we really need to

find big mac so it was about

grandparents when he wasn't

and we were in outer space or some kind

of mission to explore a strange new

world

if we get stuck listening to granny

we'll never find big mac

and mud briar was there being as logical

as ever

but his ears was all partly like and

then discord showed up

hey well you know it's pretty much the

same

once she gets going there's nothing in

equestria that can stop her

you sure about that

spike oh hey there big mac i

bet you're wondering a big mac

discord mrs cake what did i do

nothing i thought we were just saying

each other's names

i guess this can't get any worse as the

lord of chaos

i'd advise against saying things like

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that

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discord why does everypony immediately

assume that this has something to do

with me

okay but to be fair the message did get

the sugar bell

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this whole story is being twisted to

make it seem like it was all my fault

which it wasn't

wait so you two were orchestrating a

proposal

that's what i was doing who are you

proposing to

discord me

i love you i love you i love you

so the messages that were in the

desserts were sugar bells proposal to

big mac

before spike set them on fire oh

so i'm not the only one who messes

things up am i mr high and

mighty dragon hey those desserts were

ruined way before i ruined them

they were not well i may have mixed up

a few ingredients it was such a rush

you should both be very disappointed in

yourselves

what about you and your apple monster

yes but you all expect that of me

all we wanted to do was make up for

messing things up the last time

sugar bell big mac we're really

where'd they go okay this time it

really wasn't me

i shouldn't have taken all those

desserts at once it's just how can you

say no to such a sweet idea

oh sweet i made a joke

in retrospect dragon flame and baked

goods

aren't the best combo we felt like it

was all our fault

except for the apple monster that was

discord

and mrs cake messing up those recipes

and spike burning the messed up recipes

and

the point is we all felt bad for ruining

big mac and sugar bells proposals

was all green and van grand there

looked at me all dramatically and says

where no pony has gone before

we flew

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today was interesting yep

you okay all right

i'm sorry sugar bell i wanted everything

to go right today

i wanted our love to be as perfect as my

parents was when they planted these two

trees together

instead it turned into a mess just like

when i asked you out

just like hearts and hooves day no

matter how hard i try i always seem to

mess up when it comes to you

i think you've got things backwards

what do you mean from everything you

told me about your

parents they had to deal with things a

lot tougher than some burnt desserts and

an

apple monster ah yes that's true

this apple tree and pear tree are

stronger together

they'll survive whatever comes because

they don't have to do it alone

they belong together like your parents

and like us yep

today was a disaster but today was also

the last day we're ever gonna have to do

anything apart

from here on out we'll be together and

we'll make sure everything always works

out just right

no i'm sorry on three sure one

two will you marry me yeah

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we'll have to thank our friends for

messing up so bad that they made it all

work out

perfectly

we've all made up and we're here for a

do-over and this time

thanks to me we've got it right so why

don't you two

you know

uh i think they did okay without us

and that's how we were responsible for

the perfect proposal

or should i say pair puzzle if we hadn't

messed up so bad

it wouldn't have worked out the way it

did it's just like baking

sometimes it's the mistakes that help

you discover something truly special

and when all the planning and grand

gestures go wrong

it reminds you the most romantic things

are usually the simplest

which is what i knew all along you're

welcome

it is my sincere pleasure to say for my

second apple family wedding

that i now pronounce you husband and

wife

you may kiss the bride

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that's your cue happy

marriage happy happy

marriage discord oh just let me have

this one

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my little pony

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