02x17 - Super Hero-Id
Posted: 06/10/22 07:24
last time on Total Drama Action
it was every dude and dudette for
themselves as the teams were busted up
that didn't stop the Shana from trying
to forge a secret alliance with Duncan
and Harold
there aren't enough rare treskilling
yellow 1855 s in the world to ever make
me work with him you really are such a
dork
Courtney wowed everybody with her fancy
footwork during the first Spy challenge
especially Duncan Oh Cass made it out of
a fake exploding building but failed to
defuse some serious stink bombs forcing
them to distinct in tomato juice baths I
love my job
Kourtney and Lindsay got the fabulous
reward a trip to the local stinky cheese
factory will the Shawna's alliance with
duncan and harold hold will Duncan win
Courtney back all this on today's
episode of Total Drama Action
[Music]
mommy dad I'm doing fine
[Music]
asked me what I wanted to be in
playing
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
hey Harold what's that in your pocket
huh
probably my Oh burrito sick quit picking
on me I wasn't picking on you I was
picking you up something for later a
healthy diet is critical for a growing
wimp you makin eyes at me muchacho oh
come on
cut it out you guys we need to start
sticking together ha
kind of like Harold's butt cheeks you
know with the beans and the sticking
dude there are four girls and only three
of us we're outnumbered with Courtney
back it won't be long before they figure
it out if they haven't already the girls
are pretty sharp Thanks you stink like
feet you kidding me you're both ranked
who knew it's [ __ ] of a cheese factory
could make you smell so bad it's like we
some humble Hut at home with us Gouda
anyone I'm telling you if we don't boot
one of them it'll be one of us next I
hear you chicks are cutthroat the
viewers of the contestants of total
drama action do not necessarily reflect
the opinions of this network or parent
company they may not necessarily mmm
girl this Gouda is amazing good thing I
had crackers so what do you want to do
about the girls we need a plan since
when did you start thinking so much a
near-death experience can change a man
duncan once you've lost everything
there's nothing left to lose except the
million-dollar
let go of me Oh where are we and why is
chef in a nightie
I knew that Bungie wouldn't hold that's
what happens with production Chiefs out
and then my hairs all messed up
it's anyone going to tell us what the
heck is going on here when I feel like
it and now I feel like it today's
challenges are inspired by the superhero
flick today's challenges huh uh we just
woke up
I haven't even brushed my teeth yet or
had breakfast I'm going back to bed evil
never sleeps and neither will you
besides superheroes don't do the things
of mere mortals they have screaming
ladies to rescue aah
actually many superheroes are mere
mortals my favorite The Incredible owl
man catches thieves just like mice but
come morning he puts his pants on one
leg at a time just like the rest of us
speak for yourself boy how would you
like it about man scratch dries out with
his talent I didn't think so
now shut it there are three things
intrinsic to all good superhero movies
one superheroes have superpowers two
superheroes save people personal
favorite three superheroes wear tights
which means you will all be wearing
[Music]
teensy-tiny tight why are you all in
your PJs get dressed and meet me back on
set in superhero speed which means you
should already be back here and make
sure to wear something that goes with
brightly here spandex thanks for that
burrito Duncan now I've got breakfast
beans have a lot of protein and they're
a major source of soluble fiber plus
they make you fart I like beans maybe
you could use that stench as your
superpower
gorgonzola girl I wouldn't talk aged
cheddar chick I have had it with
leshawna aged cheddar chick if i were
cheese i'd Boccaccio kavala Padula Co a
rare cheese from Italy or Lancashire not
aged cheddar
[Music]
for your first challenge each of you
will create your own superhero identity
alright you'll make your own superhero
costumes using nothing but your fertile
imaginations and tons of spandex and
some other junk you'll be judged on
originality and style of costume
how rockin your superpower is and how
cool your superhero name is top score
wins an advantage in the next round chef
will of course play the super villain
which let's face it won't be much of a
stretch
meet my bad I guess and his sidekick
kitty under boy they will sabotage you
at every turn any questions no perfect
and action
forget superpowers hornies on a super
power trip
[Music]
now wearing a superhero costume of our
own design our first supermodel state
your name and superpower lumber woman
you're a superhero act like one
[Applause]
[Music]
you're serious
what do you talk about the best brand of
fertilizer that's where the whole three
points I guess not so great minds think
alike
I am timber man and my superpower is
seriously woodchips oh and I can float
and make fire as long as I've got
matches and I don't get too close to the
flame
ouch lame two points next I'm captain
Alberta and I can swirl up a hot chinook
wind that's a spicy burrito
it burns impressive gross but impressive
now that Owens gone someone's got to
carry the fiery torch and extra points
for keeping a
seven points or captain Alberta all
right
where are your tights I don't do spandex
I'm the all-seeing eye and I've got
psychic powers I can see into the future
Yeah right Harold is about to experience
a painful life lesson Oh even though I
saw that coming I'm the human cricket
what are you gonna do chirp us into
submission actually okay okay that's a
pretty effective superpower eight points
finally we're getting somewhere
yes next I'm super aqua chick and what's
your superpower fair enough
seven points that's so fast
I'm like in the costume what's your
superpower right here or did I leave it
over there you win
I loved Wonder Woman as a kid ten points
what what about originality Wonder
Woman's already a superhero oh I'm sorry
is this your show oh no no it's my show
which means I make the rules actually I
think my lawyers make the rules possibly
but I'm still the judge of the contest
and I deem Lindsay the winner which
means she gets an advantage in the next
challenge
you may have won the first round but
we'll see who comes out on top where you
just stepped on my invisible jet
Courtney - two points for stepping on
Lindsay's jet but can I have a ride sure
[Music]
[Music]
for your second challenge we will be
testing your super prowess I don't know
if Chris gets that our super powers are
fake I mean I can't really talk to
plants hi what's your name you'll have
to leap over a building in a single
bound using this trampoline from the set
of the movie trampoline Thunder -
awesome flick you'll be judged on how
far and how high you jump and please
properly time your landing edge we
wouldn't want you to land anywhere other
than on this soft cushy mattress
our first and foremost priority at Total
Drama Action is your safety and
well-being next you'll have to save a
woman falling from a building the woman
will be played by a sack of potatoes in
a dress which will be a real catch for
you guys like Chris is one to talk you
probably had dinner with that thing last
night and finally you'll walk across a
power line during a meteor shower the
[Music]
person to finish the course with the
best time wins invincibility Lindsay
you're up first
ten seconds will be shaved off your time
for winning the first round Lindsay may
have won the first round but I have the
law firm a fleckman fleckman Cohen and
Strauss behind me they'll make sure I
win the million with all these out of
office messages
[Music]
this mattress is so nasty oh really I'm
sorry
[Music]
whoopsie sorry lady looks like it's
gonna be real mashed potatoes tonight a
chef
none of that powdered stuff not such a
wonder woman now huh you got issues
looks like you didn't make it
what's with those mattresses Oh Harold
you're up what are you gonna do use that
chinook wind to get a little more hang
time as a matter of fact that's right
eat my Prairie dust
I call upon the great thermal winds of
the mighty Shanna
to the rescue there you go ma'am all in
a day's work for captain now birddog
hurry it up captain you're on the clock
I'm not sure if it was the heat or
Harold's burrito breeze but seeing that
boy is Captain Alberta made me feel a
little lightheaded
come on pythonic ass
yes never thought I'd say this but nice
work captain Alberta made good time too
36 seconds could have done without the
change in weather patterns Oh top that
all-seeing jerk you may have forgotten
that my real superpower is being able to
cream thoughts like you sounds familiar
I'm giving Duncan a false sense of
security I'm just waiting for the right
moment to strike Kouga next
[Music]
while captain Alberta did a surprisingly
good job even incorporating his
superpower the winner of the second
challenge and invincibility is the human
cricket with 30 seconds
you guys may be superheroes but you
smell super gross
time to hit the showers and decide who's
gonna get kicked to the curb I got
robbed on that challenge whatever the
girls are kicking our butts who we gonna
boot the biggest thr*at
Courtney dude she's got invincibility
which I'd say leaves
leshawna there is no way I'm voting off
leshawna we're supposed to have an
alliance with her Duncan we should vote
you off for treason pals before gals
Harold we're outnumbered and if you
don't do what I say I'll tell leshawna
you picked your nose in your sleep you
have circumstantial evidence at best
[Music]
girls got game that's for sure I think
we vote off Duncan he's super strong and
as much as Courtney would hate to admit
it it'd probably k*ll her k*lled two
jerks with one stone I like it but
there's only three of us we can't do it
on our own leave it to me huh I really
hope that girl's not gonna talk to the
plants I need your help and why would I
help you cuz you won't have
invincibility forever and I'm thinking
it's just a matter of time before the
girls give you the heave-ho you've got
to convince Harold to vote off leshawna
captain Alberta just won't listen to
reason you mean your fists that too are
you in
we have to get rid of Duncan tell me
something I don't know
my boyfriend Brady has two dogs named
Steve really there's four of us vote for
him and he's gone
Harold's I need to talk to you me
I knew Courtney would come around
eventually you are the only person who
can be reasoned with the girls are gonna
pick the guys off one by one and you're
the first to go why are you telling me
this seeing you today I think I could
take you with me to the Final Four but
we have to take down the biggest thr*at
and I don't mean Duncan or Beth or
Justin or Lindsay
you don't mean leshawna I won't think
you can trust her after everything she's
done it's up to you captain Alberta it's
either her or you
[Music]
and now we vote and the gilded Chris
goes to Courtney and Josten Beth and
Harold and we're down to the final three
Lindsay you guys voted from me oh I'm
sorry
I didn't know if I could trust you but I
made a mistake a big mistake
oh honey pie don't you worry I made a
mistake once too
don't hate the player hate the game do
you forgive me come here sugar baby
the Shawna's got a whole night of love
okay okay enough with all the warmth and
affection time for the walk of shame
I'll miss you I'll miss you too baby
and I'll be rooting for you just make
sure you stand up for yourself you hear
you kick Duncan's butt
hey Harold what's that in your pocket I
guess I should have seen that coming
ouch I guess he should have seen that
coming
and you should see what's coming next
time on total
drama dang you broke my glasses
[Music]
[Music]
you
it was every dude and dudette for
themselves as the teams were busted up
that didn't stop the Shana from trying
to forge a secret alliance with Duncan
and Harold
there aren't enough rare treskilling
yellow 1855 s in the world to ever make
me work with him you really are such a
dork
Courtney wowed everybody with her fancy
footwork during the first Spy challenge
especially Duncan Oh Cass made it out of
a fake exploding building but failed to
defuse some serious stink bombs forcing
them to distinct in tomato juice baths I
love my job
Kourtney and Lindsay got the fabulous
reward a trip to the local stinky cheese
factory will the Shawna's alliance with
duncan and harold hold will Duncan win
Courtney back all this on today's
episode of Total Drama Action
[Music]
mommy dad I'm doing fine
[Music]
asked me what I wanted to be in
playing
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
hey Harold what's that in your pocket
huh
probably my Oh burrito sick quit picking
on me I wasn't picking on you I was
picking you up something for later a
healthy diet is critical for a growing
wimp you makin eyes at me muchacho oh
come on
cut it out you guys we need to start
sticking together ha
kind of like Harold's butt cheeks you
know with the beans and the sticking
dude there are four girls and only three
of us we're outnumbered with Courtney
back it won't be long before they figure
it out if they haven't already the girls
are pretty sharp Thanks you stink like
feet you kidding me you're both ranked
who knew it's [ __ ] of a cheese factory
could make you smell so bad it's like we
some humble Hut at home with us Gouda
anyone I'm telling you if we don't boot
one of them it'll be one of us next I
hear you chicks are cutthroat the
viewers of the contestants of total
drama action do not necessarily reflect
the opinions of this network or parent
company they may not necessarily mmm
girl this Gouda is amazing good thing I
had crackers so what do you want to do
about the girls we need a plan since
when did you start thinking so much a
near-death experience can change a man
duncan once you've lost everything
there's nothing left to lose except the
million-dollar
let go of me Oh where are we and why is
chef in a nightie
I knew that Bungie wouldn't hold that's
what happens with production Chiefs out
and then my hairs all messed up
it's anyone going to tell us what the
heck is going on here when I feel like
it and now I feel like it today's
challenges are inspired by the superhero
flick today's challenges huh uh we just
woke up
I haven't even brushed my teeth yet or
had breakfast I'm going back to bed evil
never sleeps and neither will you
besides superheroes don't do the things
of mere mortals they have screaming
ladies to rescue aah
actually many superheroes are mere
mortals my favorite The Incredible owl
man catches thieves just like mice but
come morning he puts his pants on one
leg at a time just like the rest of us
speak for yourself boy how would you
like it about man scratch dries out with
his talent I didn't think so
now shut it there are three things
intrinsic to all good superhero movies
one superheroes have superpowers two
superheroes save people personal
favorite three superheroes wear tights
which means you will all be wearing
[Music]
teensy-tiny tight why are you all in
your PJs get dressed and meet me back on
set in superhero speed which means you
should already be back here and make
sure to wear something that goes with
brightly here spandex thanks for that
burrito Duncan now I've got breakfast
beans have a lot of protein and they're
a major source of soluble fiber plus
they make you fart I like beans maybe
you could use that stench as your
superpower
gorgonzola girl I wouldn't talk aged
cheddar chick I have had it with
leshawna aged cheddar chick if i were
cheese i'd Boccaccio kavala Padula Co a
rare cheese from Italy or Lancashire not
aged cheddar
[Music]
for your first challenge each of you
will create your own superhero identity
alright you'll make your own superhero
costumes using nothing but your fertile
imaginations and tons of spandex and
some other junk you'll be judged on
originality and style of costume
how rockin your superpower is and how
cool your superhero name is top score
wins an advantage in the next round chef
will of course play the super villain
which let's face it won't be much of a
stretch
meet my bad I guess and his sidekick
kitty under boy they will sabotage you
at every turn any questions no perfect
and action
forget superpowers hornies on a super
power trip
[Music]
now wearing a superhero costume of our
own design our first supermodel state
your name and superpower lumber woman
you're a superhero act like one
[Applause]
[Music]
you're serious
what do you talk about the best brand of
fertilizer that's where the whole three
points I guess not so great minds think
alike
I am timber man and my superpower is
seriously woodchips oh and I can float
and make fire as long as I've got
matches and I don't get too close to the
flame
ouch lame two points next I'm captain
Alberta and I can swirl up a hot chinook
wind that's a spicy burrito
it burns impressive gross but impressive
now that Owens gone someone's got to
carry the fiery torch and extra points
for keeping a
seven points or captain Alberta all
right
where are your tights I don't do spandex
I'm the all-seeing eye and I've got
psychic powers I can see into the future
Yeah right Harold is about to experience
a painful life lesson Oh even though I
saw that coming I'm the human cricket
what are you gonna do chirp us into
submission actually okay okay that's a
pretty effective superpower eight points
finally we're getting somewhere
yes next I'm super aqua chick and what's
your superpower fair enough
seven points that's so fast
I'm like in the costume what's your
superpower right here or did I leave it
over there you win
I loved Wonder Woman as a kid ten points
what what about originality Wonder
Woman's already a superhero oh I'm sorry
is this your show oh no no it's my show
which means I make the rules actually I
think my lawyers make the rules possibly
but I'm still the judge of the contest
and I deem Lindsay the winner which
means she gets an advantage in the next
challenge
you may have won the first round but
we'll see who comes out on top where you
just stepped on my invisible jet
Courtney - two points for stepping on
Lindsay's jet but can I have a ride sure
[Music]
[Music]
for your second challenge we will be
testing your super prowess I don't know
if Chris gets that our super powers are
fake I mean I can't really talk to
plants hi what's your name you'll have
to leap over a building in a single
bound using this trampoline from the set
of the movie trampoline Thunder -
awesome flick you'll be judged on how
far and how high you jump and please
properly time your landing edge we
wouldn't want you to land anywhere other
than on this soft cushy mattress
our first and foremost priority at Total
Drama Action is your safety and
well-being next you'll have to save a
woman falling from a building the woman
will be played by a sack of potatoes in
a dress which will be a real catch for
you guys like Chris is one to talk you
probably had dinner with that thing last
night and finally you'll walk across a
power line during a meteor shower the
[Music]
person to finish the course with the
best time wins invincibility Lindsay
you're up first
ten seconds will be shaved off your time
for winning the first round Lindsay may
have won the first round but I have the
law firm a fleckman fleckman Cohen and
Strauss behind me they'll make sure I
win the million with all these out of
office messages
[Music]
this mattress is so nasty oh really I'm
sorry
[Music]
whoopsie sorry lady looks like it's
gonna be real mashed potatoes tonight a
chef
none of that powdered stuff not such a
wonder woman now huh you got issues
looks like you didn't make it
what's with those mattresses Oh Harold
you're up what are you gonna do use that
chinook wind to get a little more hang
time as a matter of fact that's right
eat my Prairie dust
I call upon the great thermal winds of
the mighty Shanna
to the rescue there you go ma'am all in
a day's work for captain now birddog
hurry it up captain you're on the clock
I'm not sure if it was the heat or
Harold's burrito breeze but seeing that
boy is Captain Alberta made me feel a
little lightheaded
come on pythonic ass
yes never thought I'd say this but nice
work captain Alberta made good time too
36 seconds could have done without the
change in weather patterns Oh top that
all-seeing jerk you may have forgotten
that my real superpower is being able to
cream thoughts like you sounds familiar
I'm giving Duncan a false sense of
security I'm just waiting for the right
moment to strike Kouga next
[Music]
while captain Alberta did a surprisingly
good job even incorporating his
superpower the winner of the second
challenge and invincibility is the human
cricket with 30 seconds
you guys may be superheroes but you
smell super gross
time to hit the showers and decide who's
gonna get kicked to the curb I got
robbed on that challenge whatever the
girls are kicking our butts who we gonna
boot the biggest thr*at
Courtney dude she's got invincibility
which I'd say leaves
leshawna there is no way I'm voting off
leshawna we're supposed to have an
alliance with her Duncan we should vote
you off for treason pals before gals
Harold we're outnumbered and if you
don't do what I say I'll tell leshawna
you picked your nose in your sleep you
have circumstantial evidence at best
[Music]
girls got game that's for sure I think
we vote off Duncan he's super strong and
as much as Courtney would hate to admit
it it'd probably k*ll her k*lled two
jerks with one stone I like it but
there's only three of us we can't do it
on our own leave it to me huh I really
hope that girl's not gonna talk to the
plants I need your help and why would I
help you cuz you won't have
invincibility forever and I'm thinking
it's just a matter of time before the
girls give you the heave-ho you've got
to convince Harold to vote off leshawna
captain Alberta just won't listen to
reason you mean your fists that too are
you in
we have to get rid of Duncan tell me
something I don't know
my boyfriend Brady has two dogs named
Steve really there's four of us vote for
him and he's gone
Harold's I need to talk to you me
I knew Courtney would come around
eventually you are the only person who
can be reasoned with the girls are gonna
pick the guys off one by one and you're
the first to go why are you telling me
this seeing you today I think I could
take you with me to the Final Four but
we have to take down the biggest thr*at
and I don't mean Duncan or Beth or
Justin or Lindsay
you don't mean leshawna I won't think
you can trust her after everything she's
done it's up to you captain Alberta it's
either her or you
[Music]
and now we vote and the gilded Chris
goes to Courtney and Josten Beth and
Harold and we're down to the final three
Lindsay you guys voted from me oh I'm
sorry
I didn't know if I could trust you but I
made a mistake a big mistake
oh honey pie don't you worry I made a
mistake once too
don't hate the player hate the game do
you forgive me come here sugar baby
the Shawna's got a whole night of love
okay okay enough with all the warmth and
affection time for the walk of shame
I'll miss you I'll miss you too baby
and I'll be rooting for you just make
sure you stand up for yourself you hear
you kick Duncan's butt
hey Harold what's that in your pocket I
guess I should have seen that coming
ouch I guess he should have seen that
coming
and you should see what's coming next
time on total
drama dang you broke my glasses
[Music]
[Music]
you