what me I'm supposed to read that okay
last time on Total Drama Action
our timbers got seriously shiver as Beth
and Duncan suffered through the final
pirate movie challenge whoa dudes looks
like that was a blast
they followed that up with a easy run
through every crazy challenge from the
whole entire season and even though
Duncan had a massive lead Beth caught up
fast earning bonus time as the girl who
knows everything about everybody our
heroes were running neck-and-neck until
a final act of kindness led to a time
one time two competitors who's gonna win
it find out right here and right now on
total drama
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mommy daddy we're fine
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I wanted to be in everything
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what do we do now
can somebody please tell me there's a
plan here know what since we're all here
together one last time Jeff and I cut
together some sweet footage of everybody
from the whole season what don't get
your shorts in a nod there's plenty of
time to pick where role cliff
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all right Sunset Beach here we come
that was one heck of a long season if I
do say so myself I've earned this bake
a-bake time hey aren't you Chris McClain
busted you know I try to keep my ideas
secret when I travel but looks like
these are hard to hide Chris can I have
your autograph nope but you can let us
bud to the front of the line now you you
can have my autograph fine looking at it
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why don't you come and join us in the
winner's yep you think we could at least
get another seat since Chris took off on
vaycay we prepared some
never-before-seen clips we think this
will help our audience see the real
Chris McLean we're gonna play them later
in the show for y'all but here's a
little preview to get you interested
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Chris shush I'm scoring us an upgrade
you really want to see this man
this is the last time we're gonna see
each other guys getting a bit choked up
here well we've had an awesome time
together I'm gonna miss you guys
Oh we'll miss you too girl now pick a
winner so we can all go home
not before we play our most painful ever
season finale all-star version of
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[Applause]
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driving what are you doing well Chris
went a lot of cars are stuck on the same
road it's called trust we have to get
there now those kids are destroying my
show and you're destroying my vacation
so maybe we're even dude I want a third
season if they mess this up we can get
cancelled don't you understand what do
you want me to do against the win button
inside the car
I bet Ryan Seacrest is's driver would be
able to fly the car it's a bird it's a
plane it's incredibly painful
oh just end this just give one of us
that colossal stack of cash give all the
money to me ah no it was worth a try
stop I've got a plan I've devised a
completely unbiased way to find a winner
a quiz show that will determine who gets
the million what's he doing
as a founding member of inventive
Steve's junior inventors gizmo League
I've been behind many an ingenious
contraption in my life to emerge
victorious Duncan and Beth will have to
contort their bods to fit through these
specially shaped holes it's brilliant
really turn left here now go right left
again now go straight ahead
love the shortcut you're going to get a
new job as a GPS
prepare to contort
this is the stupidest thing I've ever
been a part of and I've been on this
show for two seasons I never thought I'd
miss Chris but it is a million bucks
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it's neck-and-neck Jeff speaking of
which one a neck sure
too bad fast this could be it folks
is Duncan our million-dollar winner
make a decision I'm bored and you know
what happens when I'm bored looks like
it's time for some embarrassing
never-before-seen footage of Chris
McLean once you've seen this side of
Chris
he'll never be the same again did the
net worth listen when I told them that
putting a couple of amateurs in charge
would be televised poison no why would
they but now that I'm in charge and the
real show can begin what we're gonna do
here is give each EX contestant a chance
to ask a question of Duncan and back
because you will be deciding who to give
the million dinero's to but first let's
watch each of them at their very worst
Beth I gotta say you weren't the most
athletic team member on Total Drama
Action
okay you were a total clot
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Jim at least I tried hard and then
there's Duncan let's take a look at some
heartwarming footage of mr. nice guy
we don't need to ask a question we know
these guys do
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oh man wha
why'd you show that cooker Graham sent
by the girls of the total drama fan club
for all the girls to say yes back baby
and we'll be right back with more total
drama each contestant will have a chance
to ask Beth and Duncan a question one
that helps them decide who will land
that cool mill total drama peanut
galleries it's up to you to choose
between these two sorry finalists Geoff
Bridget you like to start us off
Bridgette and Geoff
moving right along Frank as part of
Total Drama actions movie theme I want
to know about your character okay like
let's say your boyfriend was being super
nice to you and nothing more and you for
some reason found that odd and talked to
his teammates about voting him out and
then they did that I don't think I did
anyone in the competition my mom always
said that you don't wash your vegetables
and toilet water what unless they're
really really hot vegetables oh thanks
for that bit of nonsense bath Duncan
anything equally ferret brain to add all
I know is that you'd never catch me
doing what some chick told me to in the
first place all right let's see if we
can raise the level of this show with
Izzy okay so like I just rented a DVD
reissue the 1982 breakout breakdance hit
movie break break break already
or was it break the breakneck breakdown
no wait I think it was breaking records
do the Boogaloo Dance Crew The Criterion
Edition or something okay either way I
love the golden oldies they don't make
movies like that anymore
so I need a break off to decide my
personal winner hit it DJ what it am i
hitting you DJ Jazzy chef
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you know we really should do more
dancing on this show but for now let's
give it over to good I wanna know how
each of you plans to use the money you
win to help save the environment when
you're not busy thinking of yourselves
well as it turns out Brady signed up for
a job as a tree planter in Northern
Ontario this summer and here we go again
just let the little girl believe and
he's going to need some help recruiting
other planters so I'll help launch a
marketing campaign to make sure that the
whole province is full of trees by the
time we roll really wow I'm impressed
I've been thinking a lot about how cool
those Greenpeace guys are they hijack
ships and get arrested like all the time
I'm gonna donate some of my winnings to
them that's awesome Duncan thank you my
vote has now been determined
DJ maybe you can make a little sense huh
no jazzy the other DJ you are riding a
bicycle quickly down a path and there's
a fork in the road on one side of
beautiful daisies on the other
dandelions you're gonna have to roll
over one of them to get where you go
which path would you choose dandelions
their weeds who cares
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Oh entertain me I recently decided to
start eating healthy yeah right
oh no no it's true after I cleaned out
the whole cheese hello ever'one
ill-fated weekend a light bulb went off
in my belly that's one noisy lightbulb
excuse me
roughage now I want everyone else to eat
healthy too I'm gonna get this whole
wide world on a health kick Oh Duncan
I'd like to have an eating contest
finally a decent idea torturous
disgusting chef we provided tons of
delicious kale tofu flaxseed quinoa
rolls plain yogurt I could have split
the million with you and avoided all
this just trying to do my part for a
healthier happier community eat right
stay right
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what the hell thing begin
hmm looks like they both barely touched
their seaweed I'll have to factor that
into my pick okay and now for the next
Inquisitor Heather I'm sure she'll have
something sensible to bring to the table
please I already know which of you I'm
voting for needless to say I should be
sitting in that chair there's really not
a lot of room left I mean instead of you
idiot I was the one with all the
strategic smarts the will to win the
brains and the courage if it wasn't for
a lot of bad luck and completely
incompetent team members either of you
in the real world oh sure why not
leshawna I know how I'd spend the money
if I won but I want to know how you'd
spend it oh I know
first I'd take my boyfriend out to a
really nice dinner to celebrate
probably Thai food then I buy this cute
new fuchsia sparkly the time that I've
had my eye on for a while then I'd get
some cute new hair bottles that have had
my eye on for a while then I buy a cute
stuffed cockatoo that I've had my eye on
for a while then I'd go on a tropical
cruise in France with my mom and Lyndsey
I'd buy a schoolhouse for
underprivileged children you don't use a
little editing but it's gonna be a tough
one to be Duncan to school houses for
underprivileged children I'm not bound
by this right Justin
make it quick would you the pina coladas
are calling now that the show has
d*sfigured my face I want to know if I
can still be a leading man or will I
only be allowed to do character actor
roles playing criminals villains and and
the institutionally insane it's just a
trick question I could totally see you
kissing girls on the big screen you
still got it Justin yeah if you're still
like a gorgeous movie star type guy
k*lling me Lindsay because I like her
and tropical cruises are nice too thank
you it has to be a question do I like
baths and do I think cruises are nice
yes oh my gosh
you both know me so well how am I gonna
decide Harold I will require you both to
do your best drawing of a made-up animal
go hmm a hairy corn with wings
very good Beth what's this it's half
samurai sword half stealth bomber
interesting not exactly an animal but
interesting you have surprised and
intrigued me sir and finally mercifully
is the end oh sorry
looks like we're at a time
all right Total Drama Action players
you'll be voting right here in these
special voting booth the budgets gone
gotta work with what you got
you're not seeing it I refuse to be
predictable I really really really hate
to have to choose but I had to vote for
Beth she wins for being so gentle and
there's not enough gentle millionaires
out there I vote for Duncan for being
such a healthy eater and because he
still feels like one of the guys hey I
think I maybe had one fiber-rich scoop
too many and mycelium blendy this
morning
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once again this show cheats out on
production how much can a decent pen
cost
oh come on a million dollars will be
awarded right now whose will it be I
have the answer right here contained
within this urn it still smells like
dill and now the boat's what the Dunkin
bet that's one vote for Duncan one vote
for that one more vote for Duncan
another one for Duncan that's three
votes for Duncan and one vote for Beth
that's another vote for Beth that's
three votes for Duncan two votes for
Beth
hurry it up I will not let you spoil the
nail-biting tension I am deliberately
weaving here that's three votes for Beth
one vote for expl*sive Oh boom fine the
season two Total Drama winner
not so bad sister who's that I'd share
anything with you every King needs a
cool King huh that doesn't sound so
terrible not only is he real he's really
handsome is it not bad enough that this
show made me into a goblin now I got his
gorgeous 'ti making me come off as even
more hideous great was I supposed to
bring up fries
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and so it ends thanks from me your
beloved in almost crisp acclaim and from
our loser Beth it's been a great season
of cuddle
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02x26 - The Aftermath: IV
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.
Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.