03x23 - Awwwwww, Drumheller

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last time on total drama world tour

destructo girl heather took down a world

heritage site

and while we searched for eggs on easter

island some old pals stopped by

for a nice visit along with one

seriously ticked off mother of a condor

sisterhoods were challenged brotherhoods

formed ultimately sierra got the vote

off

except some wise guy decided to make it

a reward challenge

the final four remain which one of them

will dig up more trouble this week

find out right now on total

world tour

dad i'm doing fine you guys are on my

mind

and now i think the answer is

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in my way i'll get there one day

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oh

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oh that was not a first-class sleep

oh would you like a delicious bubusa

no thank you once again for inviting me

up here with you

do not mistake it for me liking you

inviting you up here was purely a

strategic choice

mm-hmm it's true if i'd separated sierra

and cody that wingnut would be gunning

for me

you were the only one left of course

i'll marry you gwen

sierra oh she had quite a bad roller

skating accident

don't worry you're pretty ahead about me

ah

what are you doing you were having a

terrible nightmare

come let me hug it away for you i

thought you'd be mad at me whatever for

here comes the huggy hack

mainly because well you helped me out

and then i

uh maybe voted for you all that matters

now

is that i'm here with you on the best

day of the year

i hope you like surprises from you oh

you're like this one i'm making you

something

something very special

but you're going to have to be patient

sierra have a moment don't even bother

trying to flirt with me

okay i'm a one cody king's girl of

course

however i feel i must show you something

i don't have all day

you know i have a secret surprise to

engineers

your plans may change after you see this

no it can't be true

where did you get that i'm going to kick

heather's husband's stealing butt uh

patience you must not let emotions rule

your game

welcome to drumheller alberta a world

heritage site

it has the wickedest collection of

dinosaur bones

on the planet in front of you is a giant

pit with

lots of super ancient dino bones grab

whatever bones you can find to make your

very own life-sized dino

i'm calling it design

as*ault i know

they should pay me just to come up with

titles i'm that good

what is your problem remember strategy

wait you have two minutes to r*fle

through the plane's cargo hold and grab

whatever you can to help build your

creations

and go hey

glitter glue stickers puffy paint

yes did somebody say we were making

grade 3 art project

real mature this might come in handy

i had dibs you didn't call it until

after it doesn't count

how could you what did you do to her

nothing hello she's crazy

i thought you could use a little visual

reminder of what you're playing for

better i made many copies to help you to

vent

i expect this from that lying two-faced

husband stealer

but cody kings

i'm sure you two will smooth things over

after you get rid of heather

of course heather is about to become

extinct look what i've brought you

a very helpful t-rex phone that looks

more like the bone from a t-bone

steak t-rex t-bone the point is

it is time to get rid of alejandro if

you wanted to get rid of him so badly

why did you invite him up to first class

um it's called

strategy right you took alejandro up to

first class

because you're totally in love with him

i am not

why does everybody keep saying that

hey sierra i do not know what your

problem is today

but we still need to talk strategy after

all i made the supreme

sacrifice of hanging with the awful

alejandro so you and cody could be alone

at least dinosaurs only k*lled people

for food

you k*lled people for fun people weren't

even around when there were dinosaurs

i don't mean actual people okay i mean

relationships

and souls i don't even know what we're

talking about here

we're talking about the fact that you're

you're able

this will never do hmm nor this

ah perfection

time's up now we'll begin the amazing

tour through the ages of imaginary

dinosaurs

let's start with alejandro i can do

better than imaginary

this impressive fellow is the allosaurus

and yes

that's his real name wow show off

it's gonna be tough to b*at that right

out of the gate please i can totally

b*at that

i would like to introduce the glorious

chris

ceratops the the triceratops is one

talented beast

and a real hit with the ladies like it

love it luv love

coaster what do you got meet the

kodiodon

no here meet him firsthand get to know

him oh

cody hodan how could you

it's really light i came across a whole

whack of these and i thought they were

really cool

they're coprolite fossils all right

let's call him the uh cody oh light

coprolite translates from ancient greek

copros meaning dung

and light meaning stone you mean it's

fossilized

poop ew sierra

please rescue us from cody's suckitude

meet

the broken heart asaurus a tribute to

all those who have been betrayed by

those they love

why is it wearing a party hat because

it's your birthday

it's my birthday it's my birthday

i totally forgot i could never ever

forget your birthday

heather did you remember it was his

birthday

remember his birthday twerp is lucky i

remember his name

it's so sweet that you remembered sierra

thank you

really enough mush it's

judgment day which dinos will survive

and which ones will be driven to

extinction

oh and did i mention who the very

special judges are

you with a pretty shocking

twist of course

a lie detector sure great idea chris

sarcasm doesn't count as a lie it's time

to vote for your fav dino

can't vote for your home of course and

you

might want to tell the truth just saying

i loved cody's poop of sores

yeah i might want to tell the truth

there heather

fine sierra's moving tribute to love and

loss was the best

and i really like glitter glue i have a

whole secret collection of the kind that

comes in

pens don't judge me oh we are

next i too vote for the dunker amos

fine i appreciated sierra's genuine

emotion

good enough next well i'd love to vote

for cody's duty raptor

i must vote for vile heather's major

kiss-up attempt

mainly because i bet my mom will make us

build a triceratops in the yard this

summer

send me some pictures eh next

last year my own mom and dad forgot my

birthday

so i gotta vote for sierra's

glitterosaurus

as the winner sierra gets this

handy-dandy

post digger

heather versus the post digger see who

wins

next right here on total drama world

tour

welcome back to resource rich alberta

canada

the interns were supposed to bury these

barrels full of maple syrup sugar

spiders and rattlesnakes

long story short the interns buried are

reserved fuel barrels instead

since heather came in second she gets

this rusty old prospector kit

yes and cody takes third place

a kitty pail and shovel you're welcome

and for coming in dead last how am i

last when i created the only realistic

dinosaur

ah that has to get me something

yeah you'd think so first one back with

a barrel of my oil

wins immunity there must be 20 square

miles of badlands

it's like looking for a needle in 20

square miles of badlands

oh i forgot to mention we'll be

pummeling you with the occasional

boulder

funny right

nice to see you working hard gee thanks

i always do

hitting on ladies and coasting on their

work is hard don't you have things to do

want to borrow my k*ller pickaxe really

you know what it's probably against the

rules forget it

goodbye heather i would go but it's

actually

really fun seeing you scrambling in the

dirt you're not usually a

last place kind of leave me alone

wow somebody got up on the wrong side of

first class

i'm just gonna go dig now with my

axe that i won

i still feel like you're mad at me what

did i do i

don't want to talk about it

i already felt bad about voting for you

okay

and i guess now i realize that you

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this is the life

how could this happen you tell me we're

supposed to be

married which means you're not supposed

to be cuddling with the meanest girl on

the show

or any girl how could you but i

didn't do it sierra i'll forgive you

eventually

but cheaters have to acknowledge wait

this is just me and heather alone in

loser class

oh oh gosh i told myself

i wasn't gonna cry but no sierra don't

cry

that proves it's a fake when do you ever

leave me by myself

i let you go to the bathroom all the

time but this isn't

in the bathroom don't you see there is

no time that heather and i could have

been alone without you

i guess you're right where did you get

this huh

he set me up oh my gosh

she is going

what did

how am i supposed to find a barrel of

oil way out here in

heller

hello hey dirt

oh this sucks i'm stuck in drumheller

but if i take it and get immunity you

could end up in a tiebreaker

one of us should have immunity you

deserve it i'll find my own barrel

and whoever sees heather first can warn

her about alejandro

and convince her to vote for him too i

like it when you're bossy

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congratulations sierra you just won

yourself immunity

cool can i go hang out in the plane for

a while but we've got a final three

barbecue ready

and you've got a very rare chance to

hang alone

with the house with the most i have a

bigger fish to fry

in the form of cake

yeah i don't get her either you cannot

keep me down chris

heather

don't just stand there get me out of

here

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and don't even think about it alejandro

that barrel is

mine yes what

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i lift bridgette stuck to a pole

robbed the shauna of a fabulous soul

native and courtney

lose control now i'm gonna leave you

wedged up in a hole this is how we will

end it

this game

shouldn't have mocked you for having to

dig help me out and i'll be

your human drill ray you think i'm gonna

fall for that

ain't a tea party it's combat

this is

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to abandon a girl in a ditch offer me my

dignity

i haven't got a stitch

please alejandro you and i have been the

greatest adversaries this game has ever

seen

is this how you want to win it because i

got jammed into a pit by a stupid rock

is that the victory you want

i left bridgette stuck to a pole

robbed the shauna of her fabulous soul

mate even courtney

lose control but i can't leave you

wedged in a hole this is

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could you put me down you will never

never

never vote for me of course not there's

only like two votes left anyway

promise i promise now can you cut the

king kong act and put me the heller down

uh-uh now you will help me dig up a

barrel

we will finish this challenge together

anyone who asks me if i liked having his

hand on my shoulder will be

wedged in a hole of their own got it it

is all strategic

i did not let my feelings get in the way

of the game it's just that i

changed my mind got it it's all

strategic

we lost we tied for second but it's okay

the worst that can happen is a

tiebreaker and either one of us can best

either one of them

with our eyes closed

so i'm stuck going into the final three

with alejandro

it sucks because he is so good at

everything

if i'm lucky the final challenge will be

some other disgusto

eating thing rat intestines or whatever

and he won't have courtney to cheat for

him

uh if you're planning my m*rder remember

we are on tv

and everyone we need to talk i've got a

little season one tribute treat here for

you

remember sierra has invincibility so

there better not be any votes against

her

so sierra you get tonight's first

marshmallow

oh i used to eat these at home while

watching the show

oh that is so much better than i ever

imagined oh tonight's second marshmallow

goes to

heather who also had no votes against

her

let's read the remaining votes just for

a little suspenseful fun

the first vote goes to cody

one for alejandro

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another one for alejandro

and the last boat goes to wait

we've all been through a lot together so

i think we should do one last thing

before anybody gets the boot

brb

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happy birthday cody i made it myself

beautiful plane

are you okay it was chocolate

your favorite are you okay

okay chris hey chris ah

she's fine although i guess with the

whole blowing up my plane business

she's out of the game so the final three

it's cody heather and me cody you must

win it for both of us

yeah be right back

you will regret this heather oh yes

you will regret this well

this was not my best day ever

join us next time there will be a next

time i'm just not sure what

kind of show it will be or where

it will still be called total drama

what's up

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