05x24 - Sky Fall
Posted: 06/11/22 16:39
Chris:
Last time on "total drama,"
We had some, uh,
Technical difficulties.
Then someone -
Clearly not me -
Accidentally activated
The island's
Automated
Self-destruct sequence.
We had an hour to shut down
The main computer
Or the island would blow,
k*lling everyone who wasn't
Aboard a fancy helicopter.
Scarlett made it to the control
Room with loads of time,
But went loco -
Big time -
And demanded the million bucks
Or bye-bye island!
With the help of an exceedingly
Handsome chris-bot,
The teens gently
Subdued scarlett
And very carefully shut down
The main computer.
I then cashed in
Some of my cannon miles
So that scarlett and max
Could travel home together.
Today four will become three
And soon we will see
Who will go kabloom...
Or should I say whom?
Whom cares!
Let's start the show!
It's "total drama
Pahkitew island!"
♪♪♪
♪ I wanna be...
I wanna be... ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
♪ I wanna be...
I wanna be... ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
(Whistling chorus)
(Ice chunk scrapes
Across the ground)
(Hairdryer whirs)
(Bird chirps)
(Loud crunching)
Is that a... Cabbage?
Momma needs some roughage.
Nuff said.
Or do you want all the hard,
Dark, corn-riddled details?
Sky:
No. Nope. I'm good.
Have you seen shawn
And jasmine?
Sugar:
He took her on
Some big romantic surprise.
So they're probably off
Slaughtering goats
Or something.
Slaughtering goats?
Really?
Sugar sure has a strange sense
Of romance.
Ugh!
But if I want to win
The million dollars,
I'm gonna have to consider
An alliance with her.
How bad can it be?
(Straining noises)
(Frustrated sigh)
Nothing!
How many cabbages
Does a girl gotta eat
To host her own
Elimination ceremony?!
Sky:
Uh... Sugar,
I was thinking we-
Sugar:
What're you blabbering about?
Sky:
Um... No. Nothing.
Sugar:
You want to form an alliance.
Yeah. How'd you know?
It's butt and brain food.
Okay, I'll team up with ya,
But if you're playing
With sugar,
You gotta be willing
To get dirty.
No cheating.
A dishonest win
Isn't a win.
We play fair
Or forget it.
It's the only way
Either of us
Will get a sh*t
At the million dollars.
Your call.
Fine, I promise.
I was totally lying.
Usually, I don't rely on others
To help me win.
But I think the best thing
I can do is team up with sugar.
Wow! Did you think of this
All on your own?
Um, yeah?
Jasmine:
Shawn, we obviously aren't going
To vote each other off,
But once we eliminate
Sugar and sky
We'll be facing each other
In the finale.
Uh-huh.
When that happens,
We should just play for keeps,
Then split the money /
Regardless of who wins.
Uh... Yeah!
Pomegranite?
Oh man!
How am I gonna break it to her?
I need the whole million.
Half's no good!
I've designed
A zombie-proof bunker
And if I have to cut corners
On the construction materials
I might as well turn it
Into a z-b&b -
Zombie bed and breakfast -
Where my brains are
The breakfast
And the beds are...
Well, they're just beds.
Shawn is such a nice guy
To split the million with me.
All we have to do
Is get to the end
And avoid that dreadful cannon.
I'm so glad you feel
The same.
This way we can't lose.
(Mic feedback squeals)
Chris:
Sorry! Sorry about that.
Seems like every time
I press this button it...
(Mic feedback squeals)
Yep. It's definitely
This button.
Anyway, time to join me
At the base of mount mclean.
I just named the mountain.
I named it after me -
You know, mclean -
'Cause I'm awesome.
Anyway... Just get over here,
Pronto.
Chris:
Congratulations!
You should be very proud
Of yourselves
For making it
To the final four.
Proud and utterly terrified
Of what awaits you.
Shawn:
Is the island going to try
And k*ll us again?
Chris:
Nope. The island is now
Completely offline.
Thanks to two people
Who's names I never want
To hear again!
He's talkin' 'bout max
And scarlett.
Chris:
Ah-hem! Okay.
Today's challenge is called
Mount ever-fast.
Which is like mount everest,
Only this mountain was modeled
After one in...
(Loud chewing sounds)
Why are you eating
A cabbage?
My colon's more crammed
Than a city bus
During a rush-hour snowstorm.
(Loud rumbling)
The wheels are spinnin'...
But it ain't movin'.
Ugh! Okay, my fault for asking.
Now the rules are simple.
At the top of mount mclean
Is a flag.
The first one to capture
The flag wins immunity
And gets to feed on
A fabulous take-out dinner.
The last one to make it
To the top
Gets fed to the cannon.
Chef?
Sky, jasmine, shawn:
But what if we- are we allowed
To- is there a way we can-
(Air horn blasts)
(Yells)
Go!
(Panting)
Chris:
This is going to sound crazy,
But I kind of miss
That wizard kid...
Force field!
(Both laugh)
Okay, time to make their lives
Miserable.
(Whirring)
Sugar, keep moving!
We're a team
So you've gotta keep up!
Sky, sometimes... (Wheezes)
You gotta stop... (Gasps)
And, um, smell the flowers!
(Inhales deeply and exhales)
Sky:
After we win!
Let's go!
Stay close.
Knowing chris,
There are boobytraps
All over this mountain.
Sugar:
(Chuckles)
Oh, I said booby traps!
Just... C'mon!
When I win the million dollars
I'll hire the best
Olympic trainers in the world
And win gold in every event
At the summer
And winter olympics.
So even if I have to carry sugar
All the way to the top,
I am getting that flag!
(Chuckles)
Sky:
C'mon, sugar,
You gotta be kidding me!
Help me out a little here.
Sugar:
What! I am helping.
I'm keeping my eyes out
Just like you said.
Like them things
Right there!
Sky:
(Gasps) run!
Sugar:
All right!
(Snarling)
Sugar:
Stay back, you filthy dinosaurs!
Chris:
Actually, they're filthy
Crocodiles to be exact.
k*ller crocs.
If I were you,
I'd get moving.
(Screaming)
(Bleating)
(Snarling)
Chris:
What? They're leaving?!
I mean...
Whoo. Close call!
(Laughs)
I am so glad you two are-
(Static)
Sugar:
Oww!
Hey! How dare they break
My equipment.
Do you know how much I had
To pay for that monitor?
Twenty bucks!
Sky:
Ugh! That was a hard landing,
Wasn't it, sugar?
Sugar?
Ow!
Sky:
Your nose!
My nose hasn't bled
Like this
Since I tried cow tipping
At uncle elliott's farm!
(Giggles)
Hmm.
Shawn:
So, that's what you're gonna
Do with the million bucks
If you win?
Jasmine:
It's always been my dream
To have my own business -
A flower shop
And cage fighting school,
Called "roses are red,
Bruises are blue".
Could she have a worse plan
For the money?
Most businesses fail
In their first year
And the name she's chosen
Is the second worst name, ever!
A few years ago my uncle opened
A tanning salon
And lost everything.
Never got a single client!
Bernie's tanning salon.
His name wasn't even bernie!
(Gasps)
Shawn:
Now what?!
Chris:
Now you hop from one hoodoo
To the next
Until you make it across!
There's a trick to it
So listen up,
This is important.
Don't fall - to - your - death.
(Laughs)
Or we could use our gear
To climb down,
Jasmine:
And then back up
The other side.
Shawn:
Ha! Yeah!
Chris:
Sure, if you think
You have time
Before the crocodiles arrive.
Jasmine, shawn:
What?!
(Snarling)
Crocs are flesh tearing!
Brain eating!
Cold blooded!
Green skin!
Tiny leg zombies.
See? Think! Gotta think!
Jasmine:
I'm not really scared of crocs.
They're pretty much
Australia's version
Of the domestic house cat.
Only with somewhat bigger
Teeth.
And some say a slightly
More lethal death roll.
(Lovingly)
But they haven't met
My whiskers.
Jasmine:
Whiskers, time for your bath.
(Screeching)
Jasmine:
Ow! (Pained whimpers)
Ow! Whiskers! Ooh!
Okay... Another time then.
(Snarling)
Chris:
You might wanna make a decision
With the whole
"Avoiding the crocs" thing.
Tick tock!
Shawn:
No time...too high...
Can't repel!
Zombie crocs...
We're gonna get eaten!
Brains... Ahhhhhhh!
Jasmine:
Shawn? Shawn?!
He's not moving.
(Laughs) incredible.
He's actually frozen in terror.
I thought that only happened
In cartoons! Hilarious!
Jasmine:
Shawn, c'mon!
(Snarling)
We've gotta go now!
Chris:
Well, our final four
May be no more.
Will it be a double elimination
Ceremony - aka funeral?
Find out next on "total drama
Pahkitew island"!
(Jaws snapping)
(Gasps)
Shawn:
Ah! Are those croc-croc-croc...
Jasmine:
I know I said I'm not scared
Of crocs.
But knowing chris there's
Probably tigers inside those
Crocs.
And sharks inside the tigers.
And you'd be crazy not to be
Scared of a shark
Dressed like a tiger
Dressed like a croc!
Jasmine:
Shawn, we have to jump
From hoodoo to hoodoo.
It's just one tiny
Hop after another.
I don't know if I can-
You can do it!
You're amazing!
I can do this.
Yes! Here I go!
Shawn:
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
(Laughs)
Oh no! Did I forget to mention
Those hoodoos are greased?
Whoa-whoaw!
Ahhh! Oof!
Oooh. Ouch! Ah!
(Pained groans)
Jasmine:
Shawn?!
Jasmine totally saved my life.
Honestly, if I could split
The money with her I would!
Chris:
Took ya long enough.
Next time, would you mind
Attacking the contestants,
Instead of the local game?
(Belches)
Chris:
Ew!
Chris:
Swinging log comin' 'atcha!
And people say I don't care
For the safety
And well-being of our players!
Jasmine:
Owwwwww!
Shawn:
Gotcha! You okay?
I'm fine... Ohhhh.
(Effort grunt)
Shawn:
She saved my life!
I owed it to her.
Besides,
She's totally awesome.
Oh man, if this was a zombie
Apocalypse,
I'd be so dead right now.
Shawn:
Ugh! Ohh! Aww!
Arg! Come'on!
(Scared whimpers)
What's wrong?
Afraid of a little hundred
And fifty foot drop?
Maybe this will change
Your mind.
(Vicious snarling)
Sky:
No sign of those crocs.
It's safe now sugar!
Ladies! Welcome.
You're still alive.
That's okay there's
Still plenty of time.
And it's a long way-
Sky:
Whoa, look how deep
That...(Gasp) sugar!
Sugar:
Can we take a break soon?
I'm just plain tuckered!
Um, sure.
In a few more steps!
Sugar:
Ugh! I feel like nothing's
Going right today!
Sugar:
Oh crud, we have to cross
That?!
Here goes nothing...
Sky:
No-no! We gotta go this way.
Sugar:
Ha-ha!
Thing.
If I was chris I totally
Would've made people cross that
(Chuckles)
Okay, being partners with sugar
Is a lot harder than I thought.
But a promise is a promise.
So I'll do whatever
It takes to win,
As long as it's by the book.
(Straining grunts)
Really, shawn,
I'm feeling much better.
Jasmine:
You can put me down now.
Shawn: (straining)
Only if you're absolutely sure
Because I could carry you
(Grunts) all day.
Hope your arms are in better
Shape than your legs,
'Cause it's time to break out
The climbing gear.
Shawn:
Ugh...
(Wheezing)
Sky:
Sugar, if this cave
Has an exit somewhere
Higher up the mountain,
We could catch up to shawn
And jasmine
Or even pass them!
Sugar:
Yeah, but what if it doesn't?
It's a risk
But if we stay on the trail
I don't think we'll catch up
To them.
Sugar:
Hmmm. Path or cave.
My mother punched your mother
Right in the head.
H-a-e-d!
(Then very casually)
Cave it is.
Sky:
I hope our mothers
Never meet...
(Whooshing)
Chris:
Oh, k*ller robot crocodiles,
Is there anything
You can't do?!
Shawn:
Gotta keep up! Gotta keep up!
Gotta break it to her.
Whoaa-aaaaaagh! Oof!
That was close.
Jasmine:
Shawn! You okay down there?
Shawn:
Yep. I'm hanging in there!
This cave is mustier than
A wet dog in a strom-cellar.
Sugar:
Sky:
There! Sugar,
I see daylight up abo...
Sky:
Shhh! Not a sound.
Chris: (loudly)
Hey! I see you found
Our bear cave! Oops!
(Bears roar)
Sugar:
Nuh-uh, sugar ain't
Goin' out like this.
I got dreams to make real!
Sugar:
My plan for the money
May seem real normal,
But I wanna go to college
To study veterinary medicine
With a minor in cosmetology.
And then get a job puttin'
Make-up on famous animals.
I may not be able
To put lipstick
On these bears right now,
But someday someone somewhere
Watching some movie will say...
"You know who put the make-up
On that monkey?
Sugar did!"
Sky:
What?!
Sugar:
I can get us out of this,
But it ain't gonna be pretty.
Can you handle it?!
Um...
I said...
Can you handle it?
I have no idea what sugar
Is about to do,
But I am % sure
I can't handle it.
Sugar:
You bears are about
To be sugared.
(Straining grunts)
(Big fart)
(Fizzles, explodes)
(Moans) what - happened...
In there?
Sky:
Sugar:
Remember the nine heads
Of cabbage that i-
Sky:
Nuff said!
Jasmine:
You know, us working together
Like this,
There's no way we won't win.
I'll be happy to split
That million / with you,
Partner.
Shawn:
Uh, yeah.
Split. Sure thing.
Jasmine:
You... You are okay with that,
Right?
Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
Shawn:
Jasmine! You okay? Hang on!
Jasmine:
No! I'll get out of this
And meet you up there
But you go get that flag!
You hear me?! Go!
Shawn:
All right, I'll see you
At the finish line.
Uh oh.
I hope something breaks
My fall...
Whoaaaaaa....
Sugar:
Mama says, if you roll around
In the dirt for twenty minutes,
It'll rub the stink
Right off of ya.
Sky:
Do you hear something?
Jasmine:
...ooooaaaaaaaahhh....
(All groaning)
Agh! Phew!
(Gasps)
(Snarls)
How in the heck did
A crocodile get up here?!
Are you kidding me?
These robo-crocs
Can do anything!
They're even equipped with
The latest version of mytunes!
(Pop tune starts playing)
Chris:
Anyway, they're going
To eat you. Good luck!
Grrrrrrr-ahhhhhhhhh!!
Whoa! Whoa! Ahhh!
Shawn:
Yes!
Aw man...
Chris:
(Laughs)
So close. Oh well I guess
That's what... Wha?!
(Pop tune playing)
What?
(expl*si*n, coughs)
Shawn:
Oh yeeeeeeeeahhhh!
Chris:
We have a winner!
Shawn captured the flag
And won immunity.
The next two to the top
Get to stay,
Last one here blasts away!
I've only gotta b*at one
Of them to the top
And sky's making herself
Easy pickins.
Time to show her that playing
Dirty is the best way to play.
Oh, sky. I'm so tired!
I don't think
I can do anymore.
Sky:
Come on, sugar.
We're a team,
We can do this.
Sugar:
You mean I can do this!
Sky: aaaaaaahhhhh!
Jasmine: oh no! Sky!
Sugar:
Don't hit your head
On the cannon!
(Chuckles)
Sky:
Whoooooo-hoooooo!
Sugar, our deal is off!
Chris:
And sky comes in second.
Yeah, whoo-hooo!
Yeah, sugar and jasmine,
I can think of one million
Reasons you should get moving.
Sugar:
(Gasping) no... No!
Aw, fudge nuggets!
(Tree creaks)
Jasmine:
Ah!
Owww...
I meant to do that.
(Laughs)
Sugar:
(Snarling)
(Laughs nervously)
Aaaaaah!
(Growl, effort grunt)
(Air horn blows)
Chris:
Sugar makes it to the top!
Sorry jasmine,
You're going home!
(Disappointed groan)
Madame make-up monkey lady
Is still in the game! Boom!
Chris:
I imagined a different outcome
But as long as I get to sh**t
Someone out of a cannon,
I'll sleep okay.
Sugar, sky and shawn are safe.
Shawn, you win dinner.
A take-out order from
The prairie oyster palace!
♪ You're nuts if you're not nuts
About these nuts! ♪
Can I share one last dinner
With jasmine?
Sorry, pal,
Jasmine couldn't get out
From down-undah the tree
So she's got a date
With a cannon.
Chris:
Is that croc wearing make-up?
Sugar:
So pretty!
Man. I should'a helped
Instead of going ahead.
It's okay-
My idea, remember?
I guess we won't be partners,
But I still hope you win it.
(Sugar's stomach rumbles)
Sugar:
Better hurry it up,
I got a cannon of my own
About to go off here.
Chris:
Quickly jasmine! Quickly!
Fire in the hole!
Jasmine:
Aghhhhh!
Better take cover!
The bus is about to move!
Sugar:
(Farts)
Chris:
Next time... (Coughing)
Total dra...
(Coughing) pahkitew.
(Fainting moan and thud)
Chris:
Next time on "total drama":
We're down to three
Contestants.
And each one of them got to
Create their own challenge.
What followed was some very
Unhappy hurtful hurdling
Some money saw dropping
Tree flinging fun,
And you're gonna wanna see
What happens next.
Yep. Some episodes are easier
To sum up than others.
But you don't wanna miss
The next
"Total drama pahkitew island!"
Last time on "total drama,"
We had some, uh,
Technical difficulties.
Then someone -
Clearly not me -
Accidentally activated
The island's
Automated
Self-destruct sequence.
We had an hour to shut down
The main computer
Or the island would blow,
k*lling everyone who wasn't
Aboard a fancy helicopter.
Scarlett made it to the control
Room with loads of time,
But went loco -
Big time -
And demanded the million bucks
Or bye-bye island!
With the help of an exceedingly
Handsome chris-bot,
The teens gently
Subdued scarlett
And very carefully shut down
The main computer.
I then cashed in
Some of my cannon miles
So that scarlett and max
Could travel home together.
Today four will become three
And soon we will see
Who will go kabloom...
Or should I say whom?
Whom cares!
Let's start the show!
It's "total drama
Pahkitew island!"
♪♪♪
♪ I wanna be...
I wanna be... ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
♪ I wanna be...
I wanna be... ♪
♪ I wanna be famous ♪
(Whistling chorus)
(Ice chunk scrapes
Across the ground)
(Hairdryer whirs)
(Bird chirps)
(Loud crunching)
Is that a... Cabbage?
Momma needs some roughage.
Nuff said.
Or do you want all the hard,
Dark, corn-riddled details?
Sky:
No. Nope. I'm good.
Have you seen shawn
And jasmine?
Sugar:
He took her on
Some big romantic surprise.
So they're probably off
Slaughtering goats
Or something.
Slaughtering goats?
Really?
Sugar sure has a strange sense
Of romance.
Ugh!
But if I want to win
The million dollars,
I'm gonna have to consider
An alliance with her.
How bad can it be?
(Straining noises)
(Frustrated sigh)
Nothing!
How many cabbages
Does a girl gotta eat
To host her own
Elimination ceremony?!
Sky:
Uh... Sugar,
I was thinking we-
Sugar:
What're you blabbering about?
Sky:
Um... No. Nothing.
Sugar:
You want to form an alliance.
Yeah. How'd you know?
It's butt and brain food.
Okay, I'll team up with ya,
But if you're playing
With sugar,
You gotta be willing
To get dirty.
No cheating.
A dishonest win
Isn't a win.
We play fair
Or forget it.
It's the only way
Either of us
Will get a sh*t
At the million dollars.
Your call.
Fine, I promise.
I was totally lying.
Usually, I don't rely on others
To help me win.
But I think the best thing
I can do is team up with sugar.
Wow! Did you think of this
All on your own?
Um, yeah?
Jasmine:
Shawn, we obviously aren't going
To vote each other off,
But once we eliminate
Sugar and sky
We'll be facing each other
In the finale.
Uh-huh.
When that happens,
We should just play for keeps,
Then split the money /
Regardless of who wins.
Uh... Yeah!
Pomegranite?
Oh man!
How am I gonna break it to her?
I need the whole million.
Half's no good!
I've designed
A zombie-proof bunker
And if I have to cut corners
On the construction materials
I might as well turn it
Into a z-b&b -
Zombie bed and breakfast -
Where my brains are
The breakfast
And the beds are...
Well, they're just beds.
Shawn is such a nice guy
To split the million with me.
All we have to do
Is get to the end
And avoid that dreadful cannon.
I'm so glad you feel
The same.
This way we can't lose.
(Mic feedback squeals)
Chris:
Sorry! Sorry about that.
Seems like every time
I press this button it...
(Mic feedback squeals)
Yep. It's definitely
This button.
Anyway, time to join me
At the base of mount mclean.
I just named the mountain.
I named it after me -
You know, mclean -
'Cause I'm awesome.
Anyway... Just get over here,
Pronto.
Chris:
Congratulations!
You should be very proud
Of yourselves
For making it
To the final four.
Proud and utterly terrified
Of what awaits you.
Shawn:
Is the island going to try
And k*ll us again?
Chris:
Nope. The island is now
Completely offline.
Thanks to two people
Who's names I never want
To hear again!
He's talkin' 'bout max
And scarlett.
Chris:
Ah-hem! Okay.
Today's challenge is called
Mount ever-fast.
Which is like mount everest,
Only this mountain was modeled
After one in...
(Loud chewing sounds)
Why are you eating
A cabbage?
My colon's more crammed
Than a city bus
During a rush-hour snowstorm.
(Loud rumbling)
The wheels are spinnin'...
But it ain't movin'.
Ugh! Okay, my fault for asking.
Now the rules are simple.
At the top of mount mclean
Is a flag.
The first one to capture
The flag wins immunity
And gets to feed on
A fabulous take-out dinner.
The last one to make it
To the top
Gets fed to the cannon.
Chef?
Sky, jasmine, shawn:
But what if we- are we allowed
To- is there a way we can-
(Air horn blasts)
(Yells)
Go!
(Panting)
Chris:
This is going to sound crazy,
But I kind of miss
That wizard kid...
Force field!
(Both laugh)
Okay, time to make their lives
Miserable.
(Whirring)
Sugar, keep moving!
We're a team
So you've gotta keep up!
Sky, sometimes... (Wheezes)
You gotta stop... (Gasps)
And, um, smell the flowers!
(Inhales deeply and exhales)
Sky:
After we win!
Let's go!
Stay close.
Knowing chris,
There are boobytraps
All over this mountain.
Sugar:
(Chuckles)
Oh, I said booby traps!
Just... C'mon!
When I win the million dollars
I'll hire the best
Olympic trainers in the world
And win gold in every event
At the summer
And winter olympics.
So even if I have to carry sugar
All the way to the top,
I am getting that flag!
(Chuckles)
Sky:
C'mon, sugar,
You gotta be kidding me!
Help me out a little here.
Sugar:
What! I am helping.
I'm keeping my eyes out
Just like you said.
Like them things
Right there!
Sky:
(Gasps) run!
Sugar:
All right!
(Snarling)
Sugar:
Stay back, you filthy dinosaurs!
Chris:
Actually, they're filthy
Crocodiles to be exact.
k*ller crocs.
If I were you,
I'd get moving.
(Screaming)
(Bleating)
(Snarling)
Chris:
What? They're leaving?!
I mean...
Whoo. Close call!
(Laughs)
I am so glad you two are-
(Static)
Sugar:
Oww!
Hey! How dare they break
My equipment.
Do you know how much I had
To pay for that monitor?
Twenty bucks!
Sky:
Ugh! That was a hard landing,
Wasn't it, sugar?
Sugar?
Ow!
Sky:
Your nose!
My nose hasn't bled
Like this
Since I tried cow tipping
At uncle elliott's farm!
(Giggles)
Hmm.
Shawn:
So, that's what you're gonna
Do with the million bucks
If you win?
Jasmine:
It's always been my dream
To have my own business -
A flower shop
And cage fighting school,
Called "roses are red,
Bruises are blue".
Could she have a worse plan
For the money?
Most businesses fail
In their first year
And the name she's chosen
Is the second worst name, ever!
A few years ago my uncle opened
A tanning salon
And lost everything.
Never got a single client!
Bernie's tanning salon.
His name wasn't even bernie!
(Gasps)
Shawn:
Now what?!
Chris:
Now you hop from one hoodoo
To the next
Until you make it across!
There's a trick to it
So listen up,
This is important.
Don't fall - to - your - death.
(Laughs)
Or we could use our gear
To climb down,
Jasmine:
And then back up
The other side.
Shawn:
Ha! Yeah!
Chris:
Sure, if you think
You have time
Before the crocodiles arrive.
Jasmine, shawn:
What?!
(Snarling)
Crocs are flesh tearing!
Brain eating!
Cold blooded!
Green skin!
Tiny leg zombies.
See? Think! Gotta think!
Jasmine:
I'm not really scared of crocs.
They're pretty much
Australia's version
Of the domestic house cat.
Only with somewhat bigger
Teeth.
And some say a slightly
More lethal death roll.
(Lovingly)
But they haven't met
My whiskers.
Jasmine:
Whiskers, time for your bath.
(Screeching)
Jasmine:
Ow! (Pained whimpers)
Ow! Whiskers! Ooh!
Okay... Another time then.
(Snarling)
Chris:
You might wanna make a decision
With the whole
"Avoiding the crocs" thing.
Tick tock!
Shawn:
No time...too high...
Can't repel!
Zombie crocs...
We're gonna get eaten!
Brains... Ahhhhhhh!
Jasmine:
Shawn? Shawn?!
He's not moving.
(Laughs) incredible.
He's actually frozen in terror.
I thought that only happened
In cartoons! Hilarious!
Jasmine:
Shawn, c'mon!
(Snarling)
We've gotta go now!
Chris:
Well, our final four
May be no more.
Will it be a double elimination
Ceremony - aka funeral?
Find out next on "total drama
Pahkitew island"!
(Jaws snapping)
(Gasps)
Shawn:
Ah! Are those croc-croc-croc...
Jasmine:
I know I said I'm not scared
Of crocs.
But knowing chris there's
Probably tigers inside those
Crocs.
And sharks inside the tigers.
And you'd be crazy not to be
Scared of a shark
Dressed like a tiger
Dressed like a croc!
Jasmine:
Shawn, we have to jump
From hoodoo to hoodoo.
It's just one tiny
Hop after another.
I don't know if I can-
You can do it!
You're amazing!
I can do this.
Yes! Here I go!
Shawn:
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!
(Laughs)
Oh no! Did I forget to mention
Those hoodoos are greased?
Whoa-whoaw!
Ahhh! Oof!
Oooh. Ouch! Ah!
(Pained groans)
Jasmine:
Shawn?!
Jasmine totally saved my life.
Honestly, if I could split
The money with her I would!
Chris:
Took ya long enough.
Next time, would you mind
Attacking the contestants,
Instead of the local game?
(Belches)
Chris:
Ew!
Chris:
Swinging log comin' 'atcha!
And people say I don't care
For the safety
And well-being of our players!
Jasmine:
Owwwwww!
Shawn:
Gotcha! You okay?
I'm fine... Ohhhh.
(Effort grunt)
Shawn:
She saved my life!
I owed it to her.
Besides,
She's totally awesome.
Oh man, if this was a zombie
Apocalypse,
I'd be so dead right now.
Shawn:
Ugh! Ohh! Aww!
Arg! Come'on!
(Scared whimpers)
What's wrong?
Afraid of a little hundred
And fifty foot drop?
Maybe this will change
Your mind.
(Vicious snarling)
Sky:
No sign of those crocs.
It's safe now sugar!
Ladies! Welcome.
You're still alive.
That's okay there's
Still plenty of time.
And it's a long way-
Sky:
Whoa, look how deep
That...(Gasp) sugar!
Sugar:
Can we take a break soon?
I'm just plain tuckered!
Um, sure.
In a few more steps!
Sugar:
Ugh! I feel like nothing's
Going right today!
Sugar:
Oh crud, we have to cross
That?!
Here goes nothing...
Sky:
No-no! We gotta go this way.
Sugar:
Ha-ha!
Thing.
If I was chris I totally
Would've made people cross that
(Chuckles)
Okay, being partners with sugar
Is a lot harder than I thought.
But a promise is a promise.
So I'll do whatever
It takes to win,
As long as it's by the book.
(Straining grunts)
Really, shawn,
I'm feeling much better.
Jasmine:
You can put me down now.
Shawn: (straining)
Only if you're absolutely sure
Because I could carry you
(Grunts) all day.
Hope your arms are in better
Shape than your legs,
'Cause it's time to break out
The climbing gear.
Shawn:
Ugh...
(Wheezing)
Sky:
Sugar, if this cave
Has an exit somewhere
Higher up the mountain,
We could catch up to shawn
And jasmine
Or even pass them!
Sugar:
Yeah, but what if it doesn't?
It's a risk
But if we stay on the trail
I don't think we'll catch up
To them.
Sugar:
Hmmm. Path or cave.
My mother punched your mother
Right in the head.
H-a-e-d!
(Then very casually)
Cave it is.
Sky:
I hope our mothers
Never meet...
(Whooshing)
Chris:
Oh, k*ller robot crocodiles,
Is there anything
You can't do?!
Shawn:
Gotta keep up! Gotta keep up!
Gotta break it to her.
Whoaa-aaaaaagh! Oof!
That was close.
Jasmine:
Shawn! You okay down there?
Shawn:
Yep. I'm hanging in there!
This cave is mustier than
A wet dog in a strom-cellar.
Sugar:
Sky:
There! Sugar,
I see daylight up abo...
Sky:
Shhh! Not a sound.
Chris: (loudly)
Hey! I see you found
Our bear cave! Oops!
(Bears roar)
Sugar:
Nuh-uh, sugar ain't
Goin' out like this.
I got dreams to make real!
Sugar:
My plan for the money
May seem real normal,
But I wanna go to college
To study veterinary medicine
With a minor in cosmetology.
And then get a job puttin'
Make-up on famous animals.
I may not be able
To put lipstick
On these bears right now,
But someday someone somewhere
Watching some movie will say...
"You know who put the make-up
On that monkey?
Sugar did!"
Sky:
What?!
Sugar:
I can get us out of this,
But it ain't gonna be pretty.
Can you handle it?!
Um...
I said...
Can you handle it?
I have no idea what sugar
Is about to do,
But I am % sure
I can't handle it.
Sugar:
You bears are about
To be sugared.
(Straining grunts)
(Big fart)
(Fizzles, explodes)
(Moans) what - happened...
In there?
Sky:
Sugar:
Remember the nine heads
Of cabbage that i-
Sky:
Nuff said!
Jasmine:
You know, us working together
Like this,
There's no way we won't win.
I'll be happy to split
That million / with you,
Partner.
Shawn:
Uh, yeah.
Split. Sure thing.
Jasmine:
You... You are okay with that,
Right?
Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
Shawn:
Jasmine! You okay? Hang on!
Jasmine:
No! I'll get out of this
And meet you up there
But you go get that flag!
You hear me?! Go!
Shawn:
All right, I'll see you
At the finish line.
Uh oh.
I hope something breaks
My fall...
Whoaaaaaa....
Sugar:
Mama says, if you roll around
In the dirt for twenty minutes,
It'll rub the stink
Right off of ya.
Sky:
Do you hear something?
Jasmine:
...ooooaaaaaaaahhh....
(All groaning)
Agh! Phew!
(Gasps)
(Snarls)
How in the heck did
A crocodile get up here?!
Are you kidding me?
These robo-crocs
Can do anything!
They're even equipped with
The latest version of mytunes!
(Pop tune starts playing)
Chris:
Anyway, they're going
To eat you. Good luck!
Grrrrrrr-ahhhhhhhhh!!
Whoa! Whoa! Ahhh!
Shawn:
Yes!
Aw man...
Chris:
(Laughs)
So close. Oh well I guess
That's what... Wha?!
(Pop tune playing)
What?
(expl*si*n, coughs)
Shawn:
Oh yeeeeeeeeahhhh!
Chris:
We have a winner!
Shawn captured the flag
And won immunity.
The next two to the top
Get to stay,
Last one here blasts away!
I've only gotta b*at one
Of them to the top
And sky's making herself
Easy pickins.
Time to show her that playing
Dirty is the best way to play.
Oh, sky. I'm so tired!
I don't think
I can do anymore.
Sky:
Come on, sugar.
We're a team,
We can do this.
Sugar:
You mean I can do this!
Sky: aaaaaaahhhhh!
Jasmine: oh no! Sky!
Sugar:
Don't hit your head
On the cannon!
(Chuckles)
Sky:
Whoooooo-hoooooo!
Sugar, our deal is off!
Chris:
And sky comes in second.
Yeah, whoo-hooo!
Yeah, sugar and jasmine,
I can think of one million
Reasons you should get moving.
Sugar:
(Gasping) no... No!
Aw, fudge nuggets!
(Tree creaks)
Jasmine:
Ah!
Owww...
I meant to do that.
(Laughs)
Sugar:
(Snarling)
(Laughs nervously)
Aaaaaah!
(Growl, effort grunt)
(Air horn blows)
Chris:
Sugar makes it to the top!
Sorry jasmine,
You're going home!
(Disappointed groan)
Madame make-up monkey lady
Is still in the game! Boom!
Chris:
I imagined a different outcome
But as long as I get to sh**t
Someone out of a cannon,
I'll sleep okay.
Sugar, sky and shawn are safe.
Shawn, you win dinner.
A take-out order from
The prairie oyster palace!
♪ You're nuts if you're not nuts
About these nuts! ♪
Can I share one last dinner
With jasmine?
Sorry, pal,
Jasmine couldn't get out
From down-undah the tree
So she's got a date
With a cannon.
Chris:
Is that croc wearing make-up?
Sugar:
So pretty!
Man. I should'a helped
Instead of going ahead.
It's okay-
My idea, remember?
I guess we won't be partners,
But I still hope you win it.
(Sugar's stomach rumbles)
Sugar:
Better hurry it up,
I got a cannon of my own
About to go off here.
Chris:
Quickly jasmine! Quickly!
Fire in the hole!
Jasmine:
Aghhhhh!
Better take cover!
The bus is about to move!
Sugar:
(Farts)
Chris:
Next time... (Coughing)
Total dra...
(Coughing) pahkitew.
(Fainting moan and thud)
Chris:
Next time on "total drama":
We're down to three
Contestants.
And each one of them got to
Create their own challenge.
What followed was some very
Unhappy hurtful hurdling
Some money saw dropping
Tree flinging fun,
And you're gonna wanna see
What happens next.
Yep. Some episodes are easier
To sum up than others.
But you don't wanna miss
The next
"Total drama pahkitew island!"