-Just when I thought I couldn't love
the Mooery anymore, they start serving cereal.
-And not just any cereal,
our favorite, Captain Sugarrr!
You wanna sing the jingle?
-I don't know if we should.
♪ Do you want a breakfast with sugar and fun? ♪
-♪ Then you know that
Captain Sugarrr! is the only one ♪
both: ♪ Because it's milky, milky, milky ♪
♪ with the crunchy, crunch, crunch ♪
-♪ You're gonna love it, love it, love it ♪
♪ For breakfast and lunch ♪
Dang it!
You know I can't resist joining that jingle.
Now I'm seven seconds behind schedule.
-What is so important that you don't have time
for cereal songs?
-I've got a diorama due in
Pennsylvania History class,
my dog Reggie needs a bath,
I've got a Yogurt Club meeting,
which I am not prepared for.
-Man, you are so busy these days.
-I'm listening to a podcast called Busy as a Bee.
They say that if you're not busy,
then you'll never "bee" a success.
So I'm giving it a try. But don't worry,
I reserved some time to hang out with my friends.
And it starts right now.
So what have you guys been up to?
-Hey, I bought a milkshake for us to share.
-Oh, thank you. Sharing's the best.
-No, this is for me to share with Lex.
There's more where that came from,
thanks to Nana's birthday money.
-Show's over, bro.
-So where were we?
-Uh, weird question--was
that recycling bin always there?
-Ugh, not again.
-Hi-ya!
I'm gonna recycle you like a used can of beans.
-Stop, pedestrian!
-Whoa!
Gloria, you gotta stop doing this.
-Yeah. You've been sneak attacking Lex
every day for a month.
-And you're really bad at it.
-Why do you keep doing this?
-You defeated me in battle
at the Snow Cone Festival,
and my sensei Jaget says I must avenge my loss.
-Those are the rules.
-Jag-Jitsu says I have to b*at Lex
to earn my Polka Dot Belt.
I won't rest until I do. See you tomorrow.
-Okay. Finally, just the three of us.
Let's get our hang on. [beeping]
And that's the alarm saying
our hang-out time is over.
-Lex, this is crazy. We hardly see you anymore.
-I know. My schedule is nuts.
Now with Gloria attacking me every day,
I just can't keep up.
-Even when Jaget's not here,
he's found a way to make things terrible.
-You're right. I need to
talk some sense into Jaget.
-And we'll talk some sense into Gloria.
-Sounds good. Now come on,
I penciled in a few seconds
for a group fist bump.
-Boop.
-Boop.
[beeping]
-Ah, sorry.
No time for my boop.
-Hi-ya!
You're not Lex.
-Gloria, don't be mad, but
we wanted to talk to you.
So we used a Lex dummy
because we knew you'd att*ck it.
-You could have just texted me.
-I'll be honest. We did not think of that.
-Look, we want you to stop attacking our friend.
It's ruining our hang time with Lex.
I mean, we see this dummy more than we see her.
And we hate you.
-Don't you have better
things to do than Jag-Jitsu?
-I'm just not interested in anything else.
-Yeah, man, I used all the birthday money
on a milkshake for Lex. No, it didn't work.
-Hi, Fisher.
-What's up, Gloria?
-[giggling]
Hi, Fisher.
-Okay. See you later.
-[giggling] Bye, Fisher.
-I think we found something
other than Jag-Jitsu that Gloria likes.
-Yup. Call a doctor
'cause someone's got a bad case of Fisher Fever.
-No.
-I saw the way you perked up when you saw him.
[giggling]
-Okay. Maybe I kind of like him.
-What if we can help you get his attention?
-Why would you help me?
-Because we want our friend time with Lex back.
-And if you and Fisher are focused on each other,
you won't keep attacking Lex,
and he won't keep asking her out.
-Okay, I'm in.
But if this doesn't work,
just know there are over
, recycle bins in this town,
and I can be in any one of them.
-♪ 'Cause Jaget's the greatest ♪
♪ The greatest ♪
♪ The greatest of all time ♪
-Jaget, you have to stop
sending Gloria to att*ck me.
-If she wants to earn her Polka Dotted Belt,
it's the only way.
-I don't have time for this.
I should be building a diorama right now.
I feel like I'm about to scream.
Aah!
-Challenge accepted.
-What challenge?
-You just gave
the Jag-Jitsu w*r cry of combat:
"Aah!"
We must fight now.
-What?
-Tell the floor I said, "Hello."
Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!
Hah! Hah-- -Move along, citizen!
-Ah--
Uhh...
-Are you okay?
I'm sorry, that was all reflexes.
-You just defeated the sensei in his own dojo,
or should I say your dojo?
-Wait, what?
-Per the sacred Jag-Jitsu rules,
whoever defeats the sensei takes their place.
I bow to my new sensei.
-No, no, no, no. My schedule is full.
I don't have time to be sensei.
-I'm sorry, Sensei, in Jag-Jitsu,
there are no takesy backsies.
-♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
-Okay, operation get Gloria together with Fisher
to free up time for Lex to hang out with us,
also known as AGGTWFUWU is a go.
-Okay. Let's think of things Fisher is into.
We know he likes science
and the keytar. What else?
-Crackers. Always eating crackers.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
When I do my impression
of him, it's this, "I'm Fisher."
[chomping]
-Shh! Y'all can't let Jaget know I'm here.
-What's going on?
-Well, I tried to tell Jaget
to make Gloria stop sneak attacking me,
and he thought I wanted to
fight, and I accidentally won.
-Oh, no. According to the rules of Jag-Jitsu,
that means you're the new sensei.
-Really?
-Yes.
And now Jaget says he's my student
and has been following me around.
I'm trying to lose him.
-I don't think it worked.
-Sensei, what are your orders?
-Wait, if you're the sensei,
can't you just give Gloria her belt,
and then she'll stop jumping out at you?
-I'm sure there's some dumb reason why she can't.
-Let me try.
As sensei, I declare that
Gloria gets her new belt.
-Doesn't work that way, Sensei.
Before you get your full sensei powers,
you have to complete three sacred steps.
-Told you there'd be a dumb reason.
-I don't have time for three sacred steps.
My diorama is still due,
Reggie still needs a bath--
-Jaget, cover your ears.
-I don't listen to you.
-Jaget, cover your ears.
-Yes, Sensei.
-Okay. I'm going to say something
I never thought I would say.
You should listen to Jaget.
both: What?
-Do his three stupid steps,
become official sensei,
and give Gloria her belt.
That way, she'll stop attacking you.
-Also, it turns out that Gloria likes Fisher.
Presley and I are going to get them together.
-Whoa, so I could get Gloria to stop attacking me
and Fisher to stop asking me out?
I'll have so much free time.
-And Dummy Lex can stay in the trash.
-You missed a lot when you weren't here.
-Okay, Jaget, let's do the sacred steps.
-Make way for the sensei!
[insect buzzing]
-Come here, fly.
Catching you is the dumb first sacred step
to becoming the dumb sensei.
Where have you been?
I've been trying to catch this fly for hours.
-Sorry, Sensei.
But you said you needed help with your projects.
So I made this diorama for
your Pennsylvania History class.
-Holy moly, it looks just like
the Trans-Pennsylvania Railroad.
-I like to blow on it, pretend I'm the wind.
There are thousands of benefits to Jag-Jitsu.
This is just the beginning.
[buzzing]
-I did it! I caught the fly.
-Two more sacred steps,
and then you're officially sensei,
then the fun really begins.
-So what do I do with the fly?
-Sacred step number two, release the fly.
[fly buzzing]
Time for sacred step number three.
-Wait, that was the whole step?
-Yes. Some sacred steps are easier than others.
-Okay. We're going to make
sure you and my brother
have everything in common
so you'll totally connect.
-And then, you and Fisher will "accidentally"
bump into each other, like in those horrible
romantic comedies that I never
watch but always make me cry.
-You've got the lab coat.
You'll also need this keytar.
-And these crackers.
-Are you sure he likes those?
-Yes. He loves them.
-But what do I say to him?
-We're going to help with that too.
If you wear this earpiece,
we can talk to you through it.
-Are you sure this is gonna work?
[both laughing]
-We're like % sure.
-I'm at .
-We're between and % sure.
-I never thought the third sacred step
would be getting a manicure.
And thanks again for giving Reggie a bath.
-My pleasure, Sensei. And
did you see the calendar
I put up featuring animals wearing hats?
-Of course. I can't stop looking at it.
You crazy duck, where did you get that hat?
-All done, Sensei.
-The third sacred step is complete.
You are now officially the sensei.
Here's your robe of infinite power.
-Ooh, terrycloth!
-Your throne, Sensei.
-No, I should get going.
I just want to give Gloria her belt
and get on with my life.
-[quiet rumbling] What's that noise?
-That's the throne. It has a massage feature.
-You know, it would be
rude to not at least try it.
Feels nice.
-Jag-Jitsu has its benefits.
-No. Lex-Jitsu has its benefits.
Now, go back to finishing Reggie's bath.
-Yes, Sensei.
-Cadmium? Boron?
Gloria?
-Hi, Fisher. What a surprise to see you here.
-I was just walking around
and thinking about science and saw you.
-I was just walking around
and thinking about science and saw you.
-Weird. For a second there,
I thought someone was trying
to lure me into the driveway.
-Laugh, laugh, laugh.
-Laugh, laugh, laugh.
-No. Laugh, "Ha, ha, ha, ha."
-Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Just on my way to play my keytar.
Is it a keyboard? Is it a guitar?
Only thing I know is it rocks.
-Hey, I play the keytar.
-Whoa!
Well, other things I love
include science and crackers.
-I do love science, but
I'm not a big cr*cker guy.
-Yes, you are. You love crackers.
-Yes, you are! You love crackers.
-No, I don't.
-Yes, you do. I saw you
eating them that one time.
-I told you he didn't like crackers.
-He does. He's just lying. Call him a liar!
-Look, do you wanna hang out
sometime? Maybe play keytar?
-Sure. How about tomorrow afternoon?
-Oh, tomorrow? Sorry, I've got plans.
-Well, maybe some other time.
-Our plan totally worked.
-Yeah.
Why did you tell Fisher you were busy?
-Because I am.
I have Lex-Jitsu practice tomorrow afternoon.
-Lex-Jitsu?
-It's a lot like Jag-Jitsu,
but now to get my Polka Dot Belt,
instead of attacking Lex, I
have to do all of her chores.
The point is I don't think
I have time to hang out with Fisher.
-Okay, this is our friend
Lex we're talking about.
Let's go over there, get your new belt,
and she'll give you as
much free time as you want.
-Sounds good.
-Great.
Right after we make Fisher
admit he likes crackers.
-Enough with the crackers.
-I know in my heart that I'm right.
-Do you have an appointment?
-No. We're just gonna talk to Lex.
-No one can see the sensei
without an appointment.
-Let them enter.
[dramatic musical chord]
Welcome to my dojo.
-Why do you look like that?
-Yeah.
What's with the evil bathrobe?
-This is what the sensei wears.
And I'm the sensei.
-Lex, stop messing around and give Gloria
her Polka Dot Belt so we can get back to normal.
-Yeah. And tell Gloria she
has time to go out with Fisher.
And then our friend hang
time will stop getting interrupted.
-Hmm, that's a great plan. Let's do that--never.
-Wait, what?
-I've got a lot going on in my life.
I need my students completely focused
on getting things done for me.
-What are you talking about? This was the plan.
-I'm the sensei. I make the plans.
Jaget, show them out.
-We're not going anywhere.
-Shall I scream as I chase them out?
-That sounds nice.
-Ahh!
-Aah!
-Go, go, go!
-Okay, I'm calling her again.
-You've reached Sensei Lex.
Leave a message after the hi-ya!
and someone will get
back to you if you're worthy.
Hi-ya!
-Well, Lex has officially gone to the dark side.
-It doesn't help that her students
are doing everything for
her. I mean, look at Gloria.
She's stuck doing Lex's laundry.
-Sensei Lex insisted. It's part of Lex-Jitsu.
Lex-Jitsu, fold, and flip.
-This is so messed up. Lex has you so busy
you don't have time to go
on your date with Fisher.
Ugh, I just want our friend back.
-Lex-Jitsu, formerly known
as Jag-Jitsu, is the worst.
-Hey!
It may be a little intense, but I love it.
I don't like all the rules,
but that's up to the sensei.
Fold and flip.
-Wait. What if you were the sensei?
-I can't be. I'd have to defeat Lex.
I've tried, and she always beats me.
-But you have something now
that you didn't have then--us.
-Yeah. I mean, nobody
knows Lex like me and Presley.
-Really? Is she a big fan of crackers?
-Look, we love Lex,
but it's time for some tough love.
We'll help you defeat her
and become the new Sensei.
-Jag-Jitsu rules say any
challenger must fight alone.
Those are the Lex-Jitsu rules too.
She hasn't updated the constitution yet.
-Hey, remember how we used
that earpiece to help you talk to Fisher?
-I don't know if "help" is the right word.
-We can do the same thing to help you defeat Lex.
We just have to use her
weaknesses to distract her.
-I'm in. Fold and flip.
-Great. Now let's go b*at up my best friend.
[upbeat music]
-♪ Lex is the greatest, the greatest ♪
♪ The new greatest of all time ♪
♪ Lex is the greatest, the greatest ♪
♪ The new greatest of all time ♪
-I'm Sensei Lex.
Student Jaget, you were so right about taking
the time to record that song. Totally worth it.
-Yes, Sensei. Thank you, Sensei.
-Yeah, I thought you said we were meeting
a new Lex-Jitsu student.
-That's what the text said.
-Hi-ya!
There was no text.
-No, there is. I'm looking at it right here.
-I meant there was a text, but it was a trick.
-What is the meaning of this? You're my student.
-Ahh!
-[gasps]
That's the official sensei challenge.
-That's the official challenge?
-Told you it was nothing but dumb rules.
-I challenge you for the title of sensei.
-Fine. Student Jaget,
help me dramatically remove
my robe of infinite power.
-Tell the floor I said, "Hello."
-Okay. We need to distract Lex
so Gloria can win. What's first?
-Lex can't see a tag sticking out of a shirt
without fixing it.
-Gloria, release the tag.
-Oh, Hey, your tag is sticking out.
Let me just get that--whoa!
♪ ♪
Well, well, well,
looks like the trash can has some new moves.
-I was a recycling bin!
-Next distraction.
-It's puppy time.
-Hey, a puppy in a cowboy hat!
-Oh my gosh, where?
-Hi-ya!
-Whoa, you almost got me with that one.
-It didn't work.
-Time for the finisher.
-The Captain Sugarrr! cereal jingle.
-Yes. Lex can't hear it without singing along.
-I know you're trying to distract me.
-No, you're too smart for that.
But I do have a question.
♪ Do you want a breakfast with sugar and fun? ♪
♪ Then you know that Captain
Sugarrr! is the only one ♪
all: ♪ Because it's milky, milky, milky ♪
♪ With the crunchy, crunch, crunch ♪
-♪ You're going to love it, love it, love it ♪
♪ For breakfast and--♪
-Punch!
-Ohhhhh!
-And high five.
-I bow to my new sensei, Sensei Gloria.
Now, come, Sensei, we
have sacred steps to complete.
I gotta find a fly.
-Nothing like cereal after helping defeat
your best friend in battle.
-You guys may not have noticed,
but I think I might've taken
that sensei thing a little too far.
-I noticed.
-I also noticed.
-But we're just glad to have you back.
-And the good news is, now that Gloria is sensei,
she doesn't need to att*ck you.
-And, look, she has time
to hang out with Fisher now.
-You know, I'm pretty new to playing keytar.
-No worries. I can teach you.
Here's a pretty simple chord.
-Aah!
-Excuse me a second.
-Ahh--ugh--
I just want to be sensei again.
-Look, if you were sensei again
and I was your student,
would you loosen the rules
so I can have a life outside of Jag-Jitsu?
-No.
-Well, in that case--
-Okay, okay. fine.
-Your punch has defeated me, Sensei.
-Yeah, take that.
Feels good to be back.
-Looks like your brother is sensei again.
-Hopefully, this whole thing has taught him
to be a nicer, kinder sensei.
-Hi-ya!
♪ 'Cause Jaget's the greatest! ♪
♪♪♪♪♪♪
♪ The greatest of all time! ♪
02x07 - Lex-Jitsu
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After accidentally setting their principal's boat on fire, best friends Lex, Presley, and Munchy create an app to get jobs to pay off their debt.